Car Thief Gets Instant Karma - Knife Drill Version

[@Turnah81]

Anyone have any interesting drill attachments?😅 Cheers for supporting the channel everyone and sharing my videos. I'm still pushing on to make this a full-time gig, and every bit of your support here helps with the channel. Also feel free to check out my patreon www.patreon.com/CraigTurner

[@joshua6685]

Hi

[@TORCHBROTHERS]

How about an autopsy saw instead of the drill.

[@ImSodaLirious]

I'm surprised you don't collab with I did a thing

[@Grinder2112]

Dough hook?

[@KasumiRose77]

Maybe a hornet nest in a box

[@sortaspicey9278]

" your honor I did not stab the man. My car was acting in self-defense" 😂😂😂

[@jameswilson5165]

Elon Musk gets a Summons. 🤣

[@someguy6076]

The police report will be #$%king hilarious ...

[@Tribalwings0]

I'm glad he added that disclosure at the end. Especially in the US, lethal and even non-lethal defense of property can get you into huge trouble depending on state and local laws. Cars especially are a tricky topic as a lot of states only cover the defense of home in which someone's life is in danger. So, for those not very smart people. Please don't try this. 😂😅

[@Strutinan]

"And it won't even drain your battery!" 😂

[@AIlury.]

LOL 😂

[@aclaybass]

$30 AUD for a watermelon is the largest crime committed in this video.

[@assassinlv8274]

da f? 30$? Even in EU it's cheaper...

[@Tren_Rides]

Like 5 dollars usd

[@MastemaJack]

Depends on the type and season. Mini watermelons 5-6 larger ones 8-9 Canadian. It also depends how far it's had to travel.

[@taylorhunt5459]

​@silvermanrol it's roughly 20 USD.

[@mattmarzula]

​@@taylorhunt5459and watermelons in the US are $6 where I live.

[@duck-in-space-engineers]

Having a mannequin in the car is a genius idea. That knife scene at the end had me rolling

[@clanrobertson7200]

As a kid in the 60’s I lived in a small town and I worked for my father in his Gulf Oil Service Station in Central Florida. And there was an old man who I never knew except by sight. He drove an early 1950s black Buick fast back 4 door sedan with the fake Crome exhaust ports on the fenders and about a 16” metal black sun visor over his windshield. The car was unique enough for the day (around a decade old at the time and that was a huge transition in car designs), but the gentleman wore a blue blazer with a white turtleneck sweater and a yachtsman’s captain’s white hat and he always had a blond female store mannequin with a red scarf 🧣 and a white captain’s hat as well with her arm in the open window by forward holding the ‘A’ pillar. Now this was his typical dress for both of them oh Florida heat before cars had AC as an option!! I never knew where he went in downtown, but he could have been a mannequin salesman or repairman for all I knew. But, we were warned to steer clear of him, unlike today where schools, libraries and now the Olympics allow male cross dressers dance in front of elementary school age and even kindergarten children in near nudity (like they do San Flaagcisco). We were watched for by everyone in town and no child was ever attacked throughout my entire time there until I left for college. It was a Thornton Wilder small town America 🇺🇸 in reality and unknowingly we ended up doing his play “Our Town” and I was never a thespian, but I had a great English teacher who convinced me to go out for a part, and that and a beautiful young woman who transferred in during my senior year getting the female lead caused me to undertake things that I would never have done otherwise! Unfortunately, I didn’t get George, the male boyfriend lead, I got the Stage Manager who was sort of a Dr Who that controlled the timeline of the lives of the high school graduation class and their lives and fates based on their decisions made leading up to and immediately after graduation. Another tangential memory in this case based on the use of a mannequin triggering the flashback of a 76 year old person who believes that he still has his cognitive skills and abilities, true or not? It remains to be determined! The old professor Live free or die!!! Death ☠️ to all tyrants, all tyrants foreign and domestic!!! Pedophiles too, no matter who!!! No Shit………….

[@Tigerglider]

@@clanrobertson7200the random rant caught me off guard

[@s0me_Weirdo]

@@clanrobertson7200interesting story, but not sure what it has to do with the comment

[@avxy3632]

​@@clanrobertson7200 old people talk a lot out of left field

[@vortexsux]

@@clanrobertson7200clanrobertson is a beautiful name

[@nathanielgrimmett5824]

"oh wait I forgot my glasses in the car" leans through the window to grab them. "no Jeff wait don't go through the wind-------".

[@Turnah81]

yeah, exactly 😬💀.

[@Toxicotton]

Haha, get pranked bro!

[@NobleSix312]

I coulda swore there were a couple of times in the video where they actually caught themselves almost doing that exact same thing 😂

[@hiroyui9699]

RIP Jeff.😂

[@Timotheuster]

Imagine seeing someone leaning into a car and askin if they're alright, just to find out they're dead and pinned in there by a knife trap...

[@Tywno]

Purse saved, car lost. Imagine the bloody mess on the seat, under the floor mat and in the upholstery. Bonus points when the jugular was hit, because the blood would spray on the windshield and drain into the dashboard. Every time you switch on the airconditioner, you'd be bathing in the stench of clotted blood.

[@dangernoodle8813]

good

[@Tipman2OOO]

😂

[@OrchidAlloy]

​@@Tywnodamn

[@fire_fux]

@@Tywno the smell of victory

[@owenllewellyn1428]

Jesus Christ that killed me. I thought the drill actuated the knife up but then I realized it rotated the knife! That was horrifying!!!

[@systemsrenegade9888]

Yes it's time to stop the soft approach on thieves .

[@clanrobertson7200]

Only because you didn’t think 🤔 of it!!!

[@otallono]

yes drills do tend to rotate..

[@atlas8414]

​​@@otallono i mean... all motors do. A gear on the end of the drill locked into a gear lifting the slide would easily let it work as a motor pushing it up and down. It's not an unrealistic first thought.

[@fabian3265]

Jesus loves you ❤️

[@langezek]

Never underestimate the intimidation factor of the 'drilldo'

[@jetsflyingoffatrain4338]

Now that's some torque!

[@dakn-kb5dw]

Are my replies disappearing, or is it glitching?

[@dakn-kb5dw]

Bruhhh

[@brianschreiner7587]

You ever see the movie 'Seven'?

[@dakn-kb5dw]

@@brianschreiner7587 wrong head, sir

[@Jon-to6969]

I'm not seeing a problem here. Set the drill to speed 1 instead of 2 maybe? You'll get more torque then.

[@Turnah81]

Yeah I was going to mention it in the video but can you imagine if I used a modern 18-volt battery drill😯. The one I used is old tech maybe a decade old

[@Turnah81]

One day if I get a bit more KZbin budget - 2 speed hammer drill. The watermelon was the most expensive thing in the whole project 😅

[@Chris_the_Muso]

@@Turnah81 Watermelons are out of season at the moment, so that might explain the stupid price. Even in summer when they are not that cheap, something about needing a lot of water in a country like Australia that doesn't have much, you know, water. You can grow your own, but the problem then is stopping them from taking over the back yard. To make it worse, if you let them get overgrown and don't water them enough, they taste like shit. Nature's karma. The taste wouldn't affect their use as disembowelment targets however. Eat your heart out, Rober.

[@Spudz76]

@@Turnah81 Missed opportunity to call him "Waltermelon"

[@lechking941]

​@@Chris_the_Musowait. So noted.

[@FuGyz]

"This video feels illegal" came up to my head to many times.

[@kitsunegiblaze8022]

Justified engineering.

[@nicky23anims68]

"This video feels british" came to my mind many times

[@GuppyFacesAreCute]

Boobytraps are often illegal

[@theunstoppabledriver6978]

The acts that inspired it are definitely illegal

[@dylanram4653]

illegal, but morally right

[@MrAmrasElensar]

If you only have one drill, you can simply use a mirror... 😂 Pure gold sir

[@carbonunit6573]

How do you find a women who laughs at your insanity. Truly a keeper.

[@Anthonybrother]

laughing behind his back too smh

[@prillewitz]

The asylum?

[@1495978707]

This is why it's silly when women list "make me laugh" as a requirement. Everyone has different sense of humor

[@parkjimin-standkb-62]

Women love funny, silly guys and that is not a new discovery...

[@lukeherdaii9528]

Amen

[@EweChewBrrr01]

Nah mate you want the knife to break the glass. That's such a power move. It's basically saying "C'mon thief I DARE you to steal something."

[@Turnah81]

😆 like: "Bring it on!"

[@COSMIC_SECRET]

@@Turnah81pov the thief: oh **** this I ain’t ******* stealing from this ******

[@cristiangamezzz4765]

hahahaha bruhhhh ts funny asf dawg

[@kinggee483]

Oh you again! This is my favorite video of all time on KZbin ❤❤❤ Question what about the passenger side I went to bed laughing through out my sleep I think you and your wife should have a tv show

[@Tigerglider]

@@kinggee483i can answer just pray they don’t go for the passenger side

[@stonegiant4]

Nonchalantly removing a suppressed walther from the door like it's just a usual thing you find cleaning cars. Lol

[@TheArmedHermit]

I’ve lost track of how many times it’s happened to me.

[@egarcia1360]

It could cause rust, after all

[@DanHarkless_Halloween_YTPs_etc]

Is that a reproduction, or...? Pistols with suppressors are generally illegal in the U.S., and I know that weapons laws are infinitely more draconian down under (illegal to even carry or wield a pocket knife or pepper spray for self-defense!).

[@TheAceTroubleshooter]

@@DanHarkless_Halloween_YTPs_etc Thats not true... at ALL.... You can buy all the suppressors you want as long as you pay a 200$ tax on each one. (US)

[@DanHarkless_Halloween_YTPs_etc]

@@TheAceTroubleshooter OK, you're right; when I said "generally illegal", I meant illegal unless you can qualify for an ATF license. I loved watching the guys on _Sons of Guns_ in Louisiana get to use all the fun suppressors and full-auto weapons and such. I've also gotten to fire an Uzi thanks to visiting that Las Vegas firing range. I generally ignore the ATF option because I'm in California, which outlaws everything you'd be able to get an ATF exception for in the more gun-friendly states. In any case, thanks for pointing out that I was misspeaking.

[@aka_miso]

Oh you're absolutely an engineer... just an engineer that listens to all the voices that come with the limitless creative ability

[@starplane1239]

The human embodiment of "Ferb, i know what we're gonna do today!"

[@watsonwrote]

I don't have a car, just wanted to watch an Australian guy comedically build something dangerous. It's a great genre of video

[@ImNotACatLawyerButIPlayOneOnTV]

*ididathing has entered the chat*

[@Connorses]

"A dustbin lid for a remote control car" is hilarious.

[@FXS_NCL]

That goes to space it was on a moon rover

[@gamingytjeffree]

​@@FXS_NCLo no way really😮

[@TheFrybreadman]

Yep

[@my3dviews]

@@FXS_NCL 0:53 That's Mars, not the moon.

[@LetsLaberWithMi]

And factual 😂

[@floridamanHooning]

I feel like this video needs a "this is 1st degree murder" "this is multiple felonies" disclaimer every few minutes LOL

[@BundasaurusPecs]

Don’t worry, this is Australia so there are no such thing as felonies nor degrees of murder

[@IGR8691]

@@BundasaurusPecs But the difference between felonies and misdemeanors in the US seems fairly similar to the difference between indictable and summary crimes in Australia. Using one of these trap devices sure seems like it would fully qualify all the requirements for murder in Australia too.

[@BundasaurusPecs]

@@IGR8691 I’m well aware I’m just being pedantic broski.

[@hhh2092]

it shouldn't be though, if someone is breaking into your property you should have all the rights

[@BundasaurusPecs]

@@hhh2092 being stabbed for breaking into a locked unoccupied car is not proportional justice

[@doghouse416]

You two are hilarious....... my 8 year old looked at me in horror......he won't go near the car anymore.

[@ZaydeStorm]

poor kid lol

[@plaarwnleelrl]

This is not a drill. I repeat. This is not a drill.

[@old_timey_prospector]

Chubes is good sport. Injured during a wildly irresponsible prototype test, but still willing to post up for guard duty.

[@rhouser1280]

Dude this is a cool video on it’s own, but your humor through out makes it top notch! 👍 “If you only have one drill, use a mirror” 😂

[@Turnah81]

I went to get a shot to demonstrate but there was already a guy in our bathroom with a drill. I would have borrowed his but he kept talking over me.

[@christophergasser4280]

Craig earned my sub many years ago when he was talking about punching himself in the face while pulling up the bed sheets, then showed a clip of himself punching himself in the face while pulling up his bed sheets.

[@PeacelordApropos]

This comment about the mirror now lives rent free in my head

[@cputecch]

Why wouldn’t you have a drill while going up?

[@hulkslayer626]

I laughed at every joke in this video... but that one made me unable to stop for a while! Had to pause the video lol

[@reyalPRON]

now i finally know why my knifes arent working properly! i was missing the knifepowder... cheers for solving that mystery, hundo mate!

[@Turnah81]

I think it's a bit like rock climbing chalk for sweaty hands 🤷‍♂️

[@reyalPRON]

@@Turnah81 Yeah nah, yeah.. cant think of a better use for it either. its gotta do with rocks for sure 👀

[@ennz69]

It was obviously cocaine.. for when you need a boost

[@reyalPRON]

@@ennz69 sigh.... think you missed the point buddy... heard of humor before? do yourself a favor and make an online search for "what is humor"

[@Lifeport-z]

He accidently just made the best halloween prop to scare people with at the end XD

[@wendigo-e3m]

"Taking a core sample of their ballbag" absolutely sent me.

[@ZeallustImmortal]

20:24 wait, this guy had a flashbang in his car for thiefs? Lmao i gotta see that

[@deldridg]

Mate, just do as most of us Aussies do and leave our pet Eastern Brown snake wrapped around our goodies.

[@MidwestArtist]

I live in the middle of the USA. We prefer stinging ants or wasps

[@jayschafer1760]

​@@MidwestArtist Fire ants down south. Gotta be pretty desperate to steal something half buried in a fire ant nest.

[@KegRaider]

Pretty sure Turnah81 is in Perth. He may need the Western Brown over there. Although, ANY snake will do. I have all vehicle keys kept inside my snake tank. No one wants to reach in for them, hahah! Unfortunately, the insurance companies don't see the added layer of security provided, and still charge a fortune. Still, my snake loves the extra danglies in with him.

[@Cheeseman-yh6cc]

Here in NZ we get very pissed off kiwis to nest on our belongings while they are in the car

[@Dustin2112]

If I were charged with investigating whatever went on.... I would simply write it up as "misadventure." Nothing to note here.

[@Sableagle]

"I don't know what he was thinking but his ideas obviously were not good ones."

[@StolenTheif]

"Did not take the light-step perk"

[@gianstb]

You definitely don't want to piss off this guy by investigating whatever he did

[@Hijinf]

“This design is very human “ the very human guy

[@RachDarastrix2]

Nah, humans don't make tools, they buy them from a simular appearing species.

[@professionaldiscordmoderator]

Omg, im high rn and when the drill span and the knife flew off actually scared me ngl

[@Turnah81]

😅.

[@SolomonNaraine-jf9vv]

Everybody is skipping over 2:18 lol

[@joemcnicholas8687]

“Taking a core sample from their ball bag” 😂😂

[@willynebula6193]

Lol so good!😂😂

[@blues03]

0:13 Love that reload sound.

[@SuperReaper1999]

Got me when the power window still worked after he took the power window mechanism out of the door 😂

[@saureco]

7:07 he has a spare motor

[@PeterCaptainObvious]

​@@saurecothat was the joke

[@LaCazaLP]

Bro really let the intrusive thoughts win lmao.

[@chaserwilliams1]

THIS is what the internet was made for. Thank you.

[@MazeFrame]

The window rolling up... what if there was a second window (preferably from something that does not just shatter) that rolled up and potentially kept the thief in place until someone came by to pack them up?

[@2906rick]

I like the way you think!

[@TQFMTradingStrategies]

Three Phase Battery?

[@hansoak3664]

I think then the car would have to register as a slaughterhouse.

[@kittytrail]

"pack them up"? you mean, like a mortician? 🤤

[@NigelTolley]

Can't edit my comment to add "None of those are nearly as funny though!"

[@Manawyrm]

"You are now dead. Thank you for using Stop-And-Drop!" 🤣

[@dr_fish]

Haha, I was like, where have I seen this drill knife before? 🤖

[@michaelmoore1627]

I bet this would sell like hotcakes in London.

[@JaSon-wc4pn]

J-Berg already has blow torch fitted under the car Next video idea

[@bartman9400]

In an ideal world and the law is on the side of the victims and there property, and not the criminals.

[@scottneil1187]

You'd be in deep trouble selling it nevermind using it.

[@ennz69]

​@@bartman9400 Just because somebody stole from you doesnt give you the right kill said person, i can understand a fine and probation or jail for repeat offenders. But i guess youre the one person here that never made a bad decision in your life...

[@KegRaider]

And Townsville

[@devist8er117]

3:49 underrated joke 😂

[@overthrone3494]

This is how Roberto from Futurama is born

[@Maxwe1I]

Honestly the level of comedy and actually interesting stuff are both pretty high, this video really deserves more views

[@vindurza]

This is another Australian engineer's level of dangerous and deadly😂

[@beaneater6923]

if i had a nickel for every australian madman that owned an "engineering" youtube channel, id have 2 nickels.

[@ryanrekz7744]

Everything in Australia is dangerous so normal

[@heavyion]

​@@beaneater6923Well, someone has to do things there :D

[@imaghost6]

which isnt alot but its weird that its happened twice come on finish the joke

[@beaneater6923]

@@imaghost6 no

[@KITDFOHS]

I'm dying laughing because my son just watched that Mark Rober video about an hour ago.

[@akimbanguehe3454]

The design is very human 😂😂😂

[@sprinkles9514]

4:00 ahhh so thats how you stay level headed

[@sou0taku]

This is a heavily underrated channel of this platform.

[@firexpro9084]

A wise man once said "if you have one drill simply use a mirror"now you have 2😂

[@sdtyler40]

The ending dude. Thanks for giving me nightmares😂

[@StarryTheSuperstar]

“The design is very human.” 💀

[@AfterburnerAv]

11:20 r u ok?

[@loganlogon3720]

Safe AND humane! You're doing God's work Turnah!😂

[@jeremiahyeo5863]

(4:33) - Critical error, you didn’t bother to pre-drill your hole which will inevitably cause the wood to split. Unless of course you run the screw in reverse as you’re pushing down hard into it then you can possibly get the screw to “chowder out” some of the wood so you can set the screw in without cracking the wood.

[@davedelany2116]

The core sample from your ball bag had me rolling 🤣🤣🤣

[@draketheduelist]

Jigsaw motive in the movies: "Most people are so ungrateful to be alive." Jigsaw motive IRL: "I saw somebody build a thief trap on KZbin, but I thought I could do it better..."

[@qc1okay]

How does this man not have his own TV show? He's way better than the late-night talk-show guys, and he'd give Ellen a run for her money. Seriously, this dude's the best on KZbin.

[@PossumKing]

Why do people always find a good youtube channel and immediately want it on cable tv? TV is garbage and they would take all this mans creativity away and it would be all product placement and 8 minutes of commercials.

[@qc1okay]

@@PossumKing Dunno, since I've never experienced anything even close to "people always" finding anything, much less finding a KZbin channel. But it would be great if he could be on TV since he'd add his wonderfulness to zillions more people than he can reach on KZbin.

[@PossumKing]

@@qc1okay there are not millions of people watching cable tv. There are probably more people watching KZbin than cable, and KZbin is world wide reach but whatever.

[@mandowarrior123]

​@@qc1okayyoutube is a much bigger platform than TV. Get with the times. Many channels here have much higher viewership.

[@yicongfang8435]

Ellen is a pretty low bar...

[@SP-ny1fk]

Mark ...Robber? The plot thickens!

[@alexengineering3754]

I realy enjoy your videos. This joke where you pull out the leaves an a gun out of your car door really gets me 😂

[@goatfromhell666]

Joke?

[@ted.angell7609]

I thought my eyes were playing tricks 😂

[@NotGrimman]

"because they werent made of metal i figured they werent related to the operation of the engine"

[@landreauferris1215]

Thanks my good Sir.Great little gags along the way;love how you just move on without any fanfare after each.

[@8lives873]

A water melon.. $30.. I get 25kg+ watermelons for $3.99 to feed my dogs a summer snack lmao

[@chilkat_river]

A watermelon in Barrow, Alaska is currently more than $30. They are flown in fresh from Mexico. I bought a full pound to celebrate the Fourth of July. It was a pure nostalgic treat .

[@heckin_dinosaw]

I was thinking this too, but then I remembered that they're out of season at the moment so prices have gone through the roof

[@Kool_beans-q7v]

I’m glad their grown right in our town 🤣 $3.00 here

[@Nbdyspr]

​@@heckin_dinosawAh right I forgot It's winter in Australia at the moment so they have to be imported and seeing how isolated they are + 30$ AU is like 18€ or 20$ US. Watermelon are pretty cheap but only in season

[@heckin_dinosaw]

@@Nbdyspr yeah, in season they're pretty cheap, but not so much out of season

[@brandingald177]

You know it's a good year when we get THREE uploads from Turnah und the year isn't even over yet

[@Randy-q5h]

I like what you found amongst the leaves in the door. (And the knife powder).

[@fractaltinker]

It says "Mark Robber" in the captions 😭😭😭

[@Gilinoisegoise]

Thank you for finding your way into my recommended

[@Frustratedfool]

17:57 “Shall I try and pull him off?”. No. He tried to steal from you and that will just encourage him to come back again for more.

[@Pepesmall]

Oh my God he pulled him off?

[@RachDarastrix2]

tmi

[@AndyB-kq7xv]

LMFAO...

[@trevorhaddox6884]

Video game crafting be like: "Just hammer the wires and a battery in."

[@mrman9262]

video games taught me that if you duct tape some jewelry to a flash light you get a lightsaber

[@ZeallustImmortal]

​@@mrman9262damn, time for another playthrough...

[@scottydouglass1892]

I can't even imagine drinking with you. I had so much fun the few times I went down under in the service. You guys have a level of sarcasm that makes me shoot beer out of my nose. I have to stop your videos occasionally to clean up my shirt.

[@bennetizalien469]

“To take apart this drill, you’re gonna need another drill. If you don’t have another drill, you can use a mirror” Fuckin sent me 😂💀💀💀

[@Heavy_Lvy]

Wait actually? 0:18

[@maritoguionyo]

😱

[@JasonBechervaise]

That's not a knife... THIS is a knife.

[@aleisterlavey9716]

That's a car... kinda

[@MrBloedarsch]

From Crocodile Dundee, a real classic.

[@jessiejames2155]

"...I am now in Jail for attempted muder. But,...I came up with a better way to deter criminals..."

[@ArmaGuyz]

This is youtube gold. So much room for activities.

[@bauhnguefyische667]

Rube Goldberg would be proud of ya son😂

[@KainaX122]

2:18 - “Leaves and junk that had blown in” he says 😂😂😂

[@cattameme]

When the king sends you out to get the best engineer in the world but he dies and you get this guy.

[@6yjjk]

Classy lady, dances with him before she tries pulling him off.

[@Unapersonaconunmicroscopio]

The knife powder gives you more grip strength if you breathe it

[@Sammasambuddha]

Gymnasts use this powder for said purpose!

[@monkeboi0101]

@@Sammasambuddha*snorting sounds intensify*

[@ThePCExpertAmateur]

I love your sense of humor!

[@Popsculpture]

Those green bubble pills really level you out.

[@defaultui9625]

I know this is meant as a joke, but for people that are unaware, at least in the US, setting booby traps like this is highly illegal.

[@Jell0zz]

Until it becomes the only defense left, it does seem slightly excessive.

[@ExistentialGojora]

Thank you so much. I haven't laughed this hard in a little bit.

[@flfl2]

Can't believe no-ones talking about what a good lookin' rooster Chubesie is?

[@alexp974]

Not only does it stop the thief from stealing, but it holds them for police 😂

[@zaydenbourgeois]

HIS BATHROOM NOW😅😅😅 2:46

[@townfuneral4564]

just clicked this video but yeah nah ur insane bro someone gotta lock u up lmao

[@jonanderson4280]

10:55 what a bummer! I've always thought those knife handles are solid steel inside!

[@euqat]

imagine the weight

[@PopeRocket]

A ratcheting wire garrotte on a pressure switch.

[@samuelmellars7855]

Ooh! It'd have to be a quick-actuating one though. Maybe spring-actuated?

[@PopeRocket]

@@samuelmellars7855 Since we're _definitely not_ trying to catch the neck, binding around the waist or under the arms wouldn't require too much speed. Multiple wires, coatings, and high torque gearing or a ratchet could hold someone for hours.

[@buka9993]

​@@samuelmellars7855 high pressure CO2 cartridges for air rifles, turning a turbine which winds up the cable on a steel winch which turns in one direction only and locks on the teeth each couple degrees of turn ( like ones used in medieval catapults and gate mechanisms ). It would be blazing fast, winding the cable at couple k RPM. Very small, very easy to construct, scallable if need be.

[@samuelmellars7855]

@@PopeRocket thats still a reduction from the perimiter of the window to the perimiter of the body (or arm, the rapscallion might just reach inside with one arm!) It has to be fast enough to close before any escape attempt can be made, because that might mean the loop closes on something it shouldn't as the rapscallion pulls away!

[@samuelmellars7855]

@@buka9993 ooh! That's a nice idea! But does it have the power that will probably be required to close in and -crush- _restrain_ the -neck- _arms_ against resistance?

[@elirevzen418]

This is one massive pneumatic cylinder away from being a Michael Reeves video

[@ZeallustImmortal]

And a couple pints of fake blood

[@mjohanson1281]

😮 an watching this i realize the tremendous humour turnah powwa. Unleashed.

[@offthehook4u]

This was ABSOLUTELY HYSTERICAL!!!!!!!!!! SO glad I took the time to watch the entire video. Bravo to you and your keen sense of humor!

[@NeviQAdnariM]

Great upgrade to passive car security

[@winstonsmith3696]

Tommo, will never have a stuffy nose again. Great rhinoplasty

[@levispeaksloud]

Mate, go buy a milwaukee m18 drill meant for putting in anchor bolts in foundations. BIG power. Also use a much thinner shorter stiffer knife sharp on both sides.

[@LeeFlemingster]

The commentary on this is awesome.

[@marcharrison9847]

Do this full time keep making OP security systems like a bike who's wheels fall off when it gets stolen and goes over a certain speed

[@xiufan9156]

You are actually evil..

[@jonr3198]

This is truly the red green show of the modern era

[@RetroCycleWorx]

Fuck yeaa !! I was thinking the exact same thing hahaha

[@GreatSageSunWukong]

they would definitely sell these in south africa, after all they had a flame thrower car alarm thing years ago

[@Bach_Treebane]

Damn i love ZA

[@qyouwilber5734]

Sick, Funny and then Silly. Great vid.

[@lockheedx33]

Mark Rober's solution: chaotic good Turnah81's solution: chaotic evil

[@TORCHBROTHERS]

The Dummy just sitting in the car is what I use. One day I caught 2 Jehova witnesses talking to it. I was laughing my ass off ! Wish I had that on video. But No one comes near my car with him sitting there. Great video mate.❤