I'll never forget how terrifying it was being trapped in sellia crystal tunnel, and then walking out, straight into hell.
@Otakahunt2 жыл бұрын
I managed to painfully make my way through it... only to find the boss room instead. I was so triggered for not knowing how to get out that i had to google it and got out in 5 seconds. :D They designed that place to trick you... usually in a cave going up is the way out, going down is to go deeper.... but not in elden rekt. (those sneaky elevators take you deeper so you then explore upwards instead)
@1014p2 жыл бұрын
I used it to level faster. The Giant Egg things are great early on. Plan to have poison tool and its to easy.
@FluffyDragon2 жыл бұрын
@@Otakahunt Yeah, I felt that was mean too. It was clearly a mine. Mines are underground, so up = way out, surely! Newp
@rogmorales38142 жыл бұрын
Yup. Total buzzkill when I was 4 hours in, all excited as hell to continue my adventure in Elden Ring then THAT happened....
@spitfireszn2 жыл бұрын
I spent about half an hour trying to fight my way out with no luck. Then I remembered that sneaking exists, so I tried sneaking my way out and to my surprise it actually worked. You can literally just crawl out of that hellhole without triggering a single enemy’s aggro.
@Alice-not-Alice Жыл бұрын
I have never felt such simultaneous terror and community than when I found myself trapped in that shack surrounded by messages saying “I want to go home.” I was on my own, but somehow not alone
@Nox.INkRecords Жыл бұрын
True Horror.
@Finwaell Жыл бұрын
funnily enough I cleared the whole cave including the boss AND the boss outside in Sellia (literally next door) in one go after getting teleported xD Granted I was lvl 80 and had the Sword of Night and Flame :)))
@TheSRSThunder Жыл бұрын
@@Finwaell Not really much of an achievement then was it
@themakerstoolbox9688 Жыл бұрын
I remember this being like the forst thing I did in Elden Ring. I honestly don't even know if I had torrent yet. Nearly made me restart the whole game.
@lionidas4902 Жыл бұрын
Just by the fact this is a predefined phrase it's hilarious
@jedrzejkoszewski43422 жыл бұрын
Nothing says "Welcome to Caelid" like chest that teleports you right into the middle of it.
@Jeffmetal422 жыл бұрын
It's funny as the chest is pretty close to the starting point of the game too, making it very likely it'll catch you super early game. That chest got me my first playthrough and I was freaking out when I first saw the hellscape that Caelid is. 🤣
@SuperSymn2 жыл бұрын
@@Jeffmetal42 I deleted my character and restarted, and I feel no shame.
@lunava47452 жыл бұрын
Should be nice warning, as long as you know what the f**k is Caelid
@Deman_Dema2 жыл бұрын
Never got teleport there. I don’t know about now, but the patch i play, i can easily dodge the smoke.
@Marth6672 жыл бұрын
My personal experience was ignoring the obvious boss and church gleaming in golden light to go explore. I found a sunken church, went inside and was teleported into the ass crack of hell. I managed to survive the mine and make it outside only to realise I never really made it out, cue the benny hill music as I ran all the way back from calid to limgrave without a horse, for over three hours real time as I freak the fuck out of stuff I not only had the displeasure of seeing for the first time but I couldn't even hurt. I was level six, I was just a lil boi! It was truly a "welcome to the big leagues kid" moment, I'll never forget it.
@BlueShellshock2 жыл бұрын
The worst part is, I actually dodged the teleport smoke on my first play, but I reactivated the trap because I didn’t know what it was and I was curious.
@mistamethylbrot21872 жыл бұрын
in the end you still experienced one of the greatest moments of this game
@TheDrunkHamster2 жыл бұрын
Jesus dude, I did the same thing. Lost 10k in that cave, which at the time was alot. I was visibly upset for the next couple hours
@TheJinx12 жыл бұрын
Did the same thing. But I made a rule to always enter a dungeon, castle or boss at zero runes lol
@TieMMK2 жыл бұрын
@@TheJinx1 the zero runes hahahahaha. i had so many useless items i bought because of it xD. everytime a cave/dungeon i just go buy anything to hit zero runes. worth it though to convice ourselfs we became pro xD
@TheJinx12 жыл бұрын
@@TieMMK I went to caelid ruins and kill the three fire skulls on wheels by backstabbing 3 of them. 5k runes per min.
@rzr00152 жыл бұрын
Miyazaki pitching the idea of Caelid to the team: Guys, you won't believe what I made!!!!
@lmao_nope2 жыл бұрын
_Collective sigh_ - Is it a poison swamp, Miyazaki? _Miyazaki's grin widens_
@chrayez2 жыл бұрын
@@lmao_nope Miyazaki: no, it’s a *ROT* swamp. Team: what’s rot? Miyazaki: red uber-poison 😁
@archlorddestin2 жыл бұрын
"Miyazaki, we've spoken to the lawyers and they're only 50% sure what you're proposing isn't a war crime".
@truecross40902 жыл бұрын
Miyazaki-San I wave watched NAUSICAA OF THE VALLEY OF THE WIND enough times to know what you are going to say... He changed his mind last minute: But now it is red!!!! Sigh.
@colemcgrath6442 жыл бұрын
@@chrayez he already did that in demon souls with Maiden Astrea’s boss room
@VultureXV Жыл бұрын
Not even lying, on my blind first playthrough I found this chest. First I thought it was just curse gas, so I tried to do a quick roll in n out only to land up in New Jersey. However, I found a cute dog summons after running around like an idiot which that pupper became my best friend for the rest of the playthrough. The pup's rot proc is INTENSE.
@BalthazarBullmann Жыл бұрын
As a person that lives in New Jersey,you are completely right,it sucks here.
@ab-lymphocite5464 Жыл бұрын
I thought it was a mimic chest and hit it. Upon seeing nothing happen I was like okay it is just people trolling and proceeded to open it.
@Captain_Hapton2 жыл бұрын
Stopping to think of the perfect message to leave right before going back to sobbing hysterically is the perfect incapsulation of my entire playthrough of Elden Ring.
@dunngyllite78832 жыл бұрын
"invaded by ButholeBandit" followed by the even more hysterical sobbing had me dying.
@Jeffmetal422 жыл бұрын
So far the accuracy of these shorts is 100% for what happened in my first playthrough (and many, many others as well). Although I know there are no Mimic chests in the game now, I STILL hit every chest with my sword before I open it. Did the same in Sekiro and Bloodborne. Hell, I hit chests in every other game I play now. Dark Souls left me with a very bad case of treasure chest PTSD.
@doihavetobeg2 жыл бұрын
100% on the hitting the chest thing. That's how I found the secret frenzied flame pit :D
@DraknalHitdan2 жыл бұрын
As we quickly found in the Souls games, it only takes one mimic to kill our innocent naivety regarding chests and turn us paranoid. Better safe than mimic munchies!
@chillmushroom60162 жыл бұрын
My first game was elder rings so never knew
@SolaScientia2 жыл бұрын
I don't hit them in Bloodborne, but I do in Dark Souls because I don't completely trust the trick of looking at the chain. I wouldn't mind there being a trick to telling the normal and teleporting chests apart in Elden Ring though. That said, I immediately hammer O when opening the chest and that's saved me from being taken away. I do usually end up letting it take me, though, because I don't mind now getting taken to a new place and the site of grace usually isn't too hard to find (depending on one's level of panic). Caelid was the perfect place to showcase the chests since it was likely most players' first encounter with the teleporting chests.
@RandomThingamajig2 жыл бұрын
I can't remember which game it was, but there was a game with mimics that I played that if you hit a chest that wasn't a mimic you would destroy the chest and the contents inside.
@buliwyfZrage2 жыл бұрын
I love how he considers a second before continueing to cry and write his message of despair.
@cristophermedina87492 жыл бұрын
The invader rushing in while the host is being demolished has to be my favorite part out of the whole thing.😂
@atsunymphae27232 жыл бұрын
"ButholeBandit" 😂
@kartikayysola2 жыл бұрын
For me, it was Millicent and my early intro to the horrors of Waterfowl Dance.
@akiraigarashi28742 жыл бұрын
@@kartikayysola Almost decided not to do her quest and let her rot because of her choosing to invade at one of the worst possible locations
@funk3nst3in2 жыл бұрын
and casting the glinstone spell... so accurate
@mihaibmt59362 жыл бұрын
@@funk3nst3in ikr..its always that one spell🤣🤣🤣
@conormccue28712 жыл бұрын
Gotta admit. I'm kind of shocked at the ending. Some of us walked out of Crystal Hell into Castlevania Hell and didn't *immediately* teleport when they saw that red sky and blood lake on the ground?
@KutluMizrak2 жыл бұрын
I battled it out of there for a few days. By the time I got back to limgrave, I was so overleveled, it wasnt even funny.
@fefega2 жыл бұрын
Yes, actually. I went and ran around before leaving.
@TieMMK2 жыл бұрын
@a proverbial lemon i ran back. hahahahaha didnt even know how to summon torrent at the time xD had him in inventory the whole time.
@conormccue28712 жыл бұрын
Man. You all are MUCH braver than I. Hats off to you all.
@eiolenimi6778 Жыл бұрын
I was so shocked that I forgot fast travel existed. died a lot of times before I remembered it again
@TheNerindil2 жыл бұрын
"Sorry, I'm just in a bad place right now" "What, like emotionally?" "No, Caelid."
@hellborne79952 жыл бұрын
Better yet "yeaaaah...yeah let's go with that"
@azortex48802 жыл бұрын
Aka brazil
@stewy4972 жыл бұрын
I'm going to start using Caelid as a euphemism for poor mental health.
@Alex-nr4xb2 жыл бұрын
"What, like emotionally?" "God, I wish."
@hiddenshadow21052 жыл бұрын
May I borrow this? It is such a good and truthful reply.
@MictheVegan2 жыл бұрын
So this was my exact first experience of any souls game. B lining it to that chest and being level 1 in Caelid for hours. I heard the game was hard so I figured it was just a normal. Even discovered how to kill the marionettes by luring them near the poison blobs. Surprised I didn't delete the game right there.
@Khono2 жыл бұрын
Lawl that's amazing! And it sounds like you chose the most difficult class, the only one that starts at level 1 :-p
@are32872 жыл бұрын
" I heard the game was hard so I figured it was just a normal" I hear something like this way too often
@Aentium2 жыл бұрын
I did not expect you to be here lmao
@joshrakestraw33192 жыл бұрын
Randomly being transported while low level to that cave then shortly afterwards being tormented/shocked/disgusted/fascinated by Caelid was probably one of my favorite Elden Ring experiences. Also this sort of experience is one of the major reasons we LOVE these games so much, because it combined so many things I adore about the Soulsborne games into one crazy trip. And good god the Caelid soundtrack is one of the most unsettling game OST's I've ever heard in my life... there's no way they could have made a more fitting soundtrack that shows the absolute horrific and unnatural nature of the scarlet rot
@Cyyberslam82 жыл бұрын
Seeing Caelid for the first time made me think the Zerg had infested Bloodborne.
@Trygorn2 жыл бұрын
I remember my jaw literally dropped when I got out of the damn cave and started exploring, I think I spent like a week just running around to random places happy with the fact that Torrent can ignore the damn swamp. Also the first time I saw a T-rex dog was when I heard something behind me and turned around to see it doing that charge attack towards me, scared the shit out of me XD.
@mistamethylbrot21872 жыл бұрын
@@Cyyberslam8 for me it was Dathomir from Fallen Order, with spiky roses and all.
@JohnDoeWasntTaken Жыл бұрын
Agreed on the OST, Caelid's soundtrack is an atmospheric backdrop of horrific and unsettling sounds that I never thought I would ever hear in a video game. It really enhances the experience and the disturbing nature of the region. It sounds like the world itself is dying, which it is, so they completely nailed it.
@TruePirateKing12 Жыл бұрын
I love that. I remember getting teleported and just thinking “ok, so how do I get out of here.”
@zyriantel9601 Жыл бұрын
Step one: Run.
@VanishPoint Жыл бұрын
I died at least 4 or 5 times because I couldn't figure out where the f*cking exit was 😑
@jgkitarel Жыл бұрын
Saw all the messages and got the warning so I skipped it. Decided to go back and trigger the trap anyway. That was a mistake, given that I went UP in the crystal tunnel, which is the wrong thing to do there. Fallingstar beast had me for lunch, dinner, a snack, for some pinochle, and generally made me regret all my decisions in life. Finally deafeated it, got the teleport to the entrance and learned that I could have gone some different direction and the entrance was RIGHT THERE! Good troll, From, good troll.
@SirPembertonS.Crevalius2 жыл бұрын
Carbot's voice acting is hilariously good lol.
@0predelenie2 жыл бұрын
i was thinking it in game sounds
@travis6722 жыл бұрын
"YEAH, SO... FUCK YOU!" - Caelid
@DarkInos2 жыл бұрын
Ofc it is good, he records himself while playing.. and then makes scenes out of it :P Easiest dubbing ever :D
@fabian20062 жыл бұрын
The memes sounds are a lot funnier
@mrcrowe18482 жыл бұрын
hard disagree. took me out of it completely.
@9thAngel2 жыл бұрын
1:21 what a beautiful picture 😝😝😝😝
@rowjgourmetguy14032 жыл бұрын
What's even worse is finally figuring out how to manage that tunnel, get past all the enemies (rotten breath mostly, for me) only to get comPLETEly flattened by falling star beast at the end. Still haven't bested that thing.
@Soul-Burn2 жыл бұрын
You're not *supposed* to finish it when you get trapped there. It's meant as a "Oh, so this place exists, on the other side of the map. Come here when you'll strong enough".
@MrZerodaim2 жыл бұрын
Even worse is when you finally make it through and realize you could have just walked out of the tunnel all this time.
@adamsirin72492 жыл бұрын
You use rotten breath, but you can't beat fallingstar beast? Well that's a load of baloney then.
@MorizonPlays2 жыл бұрын
@@Soul-Burn the most evil part of this cave specifically is that you have to go down to get out, if you go up you reach the boss which is the opposite of almost all the other caves. They really did make this trap just to make players suffer
@z0mbiecat3002 жыл бұрын
use the Meteoric ore blade katana, it says in the description: Katana forged from meteoric ore to dispatch lifeforms born of falling stars. I used a +7 to kill the fallingstar beast at the volcano.
@BryGuyJohn2 жыл бұрын
Returning to Caelid after getting strong enough to kill everything there is satisfying af. I think I wiped the entire area out of spite once. 😂
@coffeebell26474 ай бұрын
GO YOU BAHHAH
@LateSleeper2 жыл бұрын
Game: Welcome to your all-expenses-paid vacation to Caelid! Player: You kidnapped me using a smokey treasure chest. Game: Welcome to your all-expenses-paid vacation to Caelid! Player: I'm leaving. Game: Ha ha! You're funny.
@BLOODKINGbro2 жыл бұрын
It's more fkd up, there's an entire dungeon that you have to use smoke chest to teleport around
@Avenus1122 жыл бұрын
That is the absolute latest point where I would leave this game yeah.
@dhLotan2 жыл бұрын
"Ha ha! You're funny" More like "You can try 😁" My first instinct was fast travel out and can't do that from within the legacy dungeons/caves.
@BlitzDante2 жыл бұрын
@@dhLotan You can always teleport from any location. just the moment you get "trapped" you lose all ability to teleport. that happened when I got teleported in the middle of the forest to see three rune bears to end my life faster.
@TexasToast7122 жыл бұрын
@@BLOODKINGbro I've played through the game about 6 times at this point and never found this dungeon you speak of. Where is it so I can experience the horror?
@paulsmith30572 жыл бұрын
Your ability to capture and parody the essence of this game is quite remarkable. Thanks for the laughs, I need them after Elphael.
@venomark78832 жыл бұрын
1:15 Getting mauled by Trex Dog Getting fcked by the bird Poked and harassed by an invader A freaking dragon eats you Yep, that's pretty much the summary of Caelid🤣🤣🤣
@cesarpallincourt99872 жыл бұрын
he forgot the clean rot knights and Millicent invading ^^
@iaindoherty91552 жыл бұрын
@@cesarpallincourt9987 shoulda had her Waterfowl dance into the middle of the mess before the Dragon attacked :D
@cesarpallincourt99872 жыл бұрын
@@iaindoherty9155 That's mini-Malenia XD
@joetherocker09 Жыл бұрын
I was so under level when I was first teleported to Calid and I swear to God the pain and emotional damage that I endured I’m going through that hell hole has indefinitely and permanently changed my life forever ……
@AzraelSoulHunter2 жыл бұрын
0:01 This is Dragon Burnt Ruins. A small area in Limgrave. The worst thing you'll find here are those fucking DOGS!!! 0:08 The zombies here are not very bright. You can ignore those for the most part. 0:15 Also they mostly drop some ingredients for crafting, although there are special ones with chests that drop very good runes. 0:17 And here we have the treasure of Dragon Burnt ruins. If you haven't seen the video yet and you didn't go there already I suggest you go there and open that chest. I highly recommend it! It will really help you on your journey :) 0:20 Also remember not to read those messages. They are just trolls. They try to steer you away from great treasure. Again. Go there already. Open it. You will love it... Are they gone? Are they back >:) Okay, let's continue... 0:22 *Insert Snoop Dog song here* 0:23 Welcome to the mines bitch. This chest is basically a new kind of mimic in this game. It transports you to funny places. 0:25 The messages as you can see are very hopeful and sweet. 0:30 Here is typical enemy here. A miner. And don't be deceived. They are tough. 0:35 The miners mine obviously. What they mine can actually be picked up if it glows. Those are Smithing Stones. 0:38 And yep. Those guys are tanky. 0:41 I don't where Carbot got this Monty Python character. 0:44 And here we have a true Sweetheart of those mines. Kindred of Rot are some of the most annoying and downright infuriating enemies in the entire game. Their whole shtick is that they are born of Rot and they worship it. This Rot is connected to one of the Demigods, Malenia. But we will get to that cancer later. 0:48 And this is one of the biggest reasons for my hatred of them. Their ranged attack deals TONS of damage and it tracks you. You can imagine how fun this is. 0:50 And death is not an escape. You will respawn here until you manage to get to Site of Grace or get out of the mine. Good luck. 0:56 You will fail a lot. 0:59 Good old Karma whoring, but to not be a complete douche I'll just say RUN. Run to the bottom to the cave, there is a site of grace there and an exit which leads to... 1:03 Caelid. Welcome to hell. A land ravaged by Scarlet Rot unleashed by Malenia when she was about to lose against General Radahn to whom this part of Lands Between belonged to. Now it's a fun place where you will learn to appreciate Limgrave and Liurnia for how peaceful and serene they are in comparison. 1:06 The water here is going to infect you with Scarlet Rot. It's worse poison. It' basically Toxic from other From games and it may be kind of worse. It takes away your hp at a really high rate until the bar disappears or you die. There are some things that can take care of it, like a certain incantation Flame Cleanse Me or Preserving Boluses Item. 1:09 Also in Limgrave there is an NPC that invades you and this isn't this NPC's name just so you know (you can't be actually invaded in ER by players with no summons which I have my issues with). She is named MIllicent and hopefully we can get to her later. 1:12 This is one of the normal enemies here. Giant Dino Dogs. 1:14 And horrific nightmare crows (they basically took the Bloodborne route and made their most annoying enemies even more infuriating). 1:17 Invader is here (or maybe it's knight of rot, either way Carbot is fucked) 1:21 And Dragon which are very common in Caelid. Especially in that one area to the north in Caelid. Again... Good luck.
@mrfhd62272 жыл бұрын
Appreciate it thanks!
@MiseRaen2 жыл бұрын
The explanations are always helpful.
@fenrir31642 жыл бұрын
The accuracy of these animations are right on the money, especially with this one. Truly captures the pain, fear, and hopelessness of being trapped in the circle of hell known as Caelid.
@TheAtb852 жыл бұрын
I loved this part of the game, because when some other game "kidnaps" you, you know it's scripted, so even if they take away your equip/powers, everything is perfectly balanced for you to make it out alive. But in Elden Ring, when you get kidnapped, it's for real... the game doesn't care if you keep all your stuff, because now you're a high level area with no idea hot to get away. I really felt kidnapped and worried. Luckily they also know that the tension feels good if it has a relief, so they also put the exit near enough, and clsoed out the rest of the cave behind a "weird" jump, so that people would go for the exit first. :)
@alexlupu39352 жыл бұрын
Hehe then i must be an idiot, i searched for the exit but found the boss
@artiksilver2 жыл бұрын
Jokes on you, my club wielding Wretch ass didn't notice the exit tunnel till I'd already died to the boss
@quindecim5772 жыл бұрын
Almost uninstalled the game because i thought i need to kill the boss for me to get out. Such a dumbass me.
@yikesises2 жыл бұрын
You can also dodge/backstep from the fog when you open the chest and it won't trap you
@truecross40902 жыл бұрын
@@yikesises Glad I didn't figure that out at all! Lol. Made for some good moments none the less. Games are really missing those nowadays.
@casskylla4961 Жыл бұрын
As a invader with the name Sugma Nuzack this video speaks to me
@AuntieHauntieGames Жыл бұрын
I always wanted to be a regular invader with the name 'Your Ex-Wife' but never got gud enough to deserve the vibe it should conjure. Maybe someday.
@Paul_Hardy2 жыл бұрын
I love how he brushes all the obvious warnings out of the way before opening the chest. For anyone that doesn't know, there are two basements in the Dragon Burnt Ruins in Limgrave.
@Oooo-ms9df2 жыл бұрын
I read them and still went in lmao
@albertgeorgy68272 жыл бұрын
I never went back there to find the second one lol :))
@DaArbiturPalpatine2 жыл бұрын
THERE ARE TWO? I THOUGHT IT WAS JUST FROMSOFT PUNISHING ME
@schrodingerskatze64872 жыл бұрын
@@DaArbiturPalpatine There are indeed two, one just has a tree grwoing right inside the effing doorway, making effectivley invisible to most loot-goblins looking for a new shiney (speaking from expirience here^^).
@TrairFrair2 жыл бұрын
This was one of those times where doing things in offline mode was a blessing and a curse! I think evading or missing this trap would be missing one of the best, most memorable moments of this game.
@GerKaiNeknete Жыл бұрын
The EndCut Music is so good, ive been listening to it on repeat for the last 2 hours xD That Bell is just glorious xD
@sirlaggzzalot2 жыл бұрын
I feel like you watched me play and just decided to animate my pain
@FrankB11102 жыл бұрын
oh man....same..
@machachaist2 жыл бұрын
EXACTLY my thought, lol
@NaviWolf92 жыл бұрын
My first playtrough i opened this chest like a few hours in. Pain.
@VArsovski102 жыл бұрын
Same, level 7 already in centipede city, regret my life lol
@hansnorleaf2 жыл бұрын
Same. I found the site of grace fairly quickly though.
@tomasplanicka2539 Жыл бұрын
I love this teleport so much, so early in the game you just appear in place that is so fucking alien, could be some outer god different plane of existence and the game won't let you run away, it is so awesome how terrifying it is
@themarushin2 жыл бұрын
The ending is so acurate. Everyone wanted to go home. After that chest
@rdoggo98012 жыл бұрын
I somehow forgot I can warp to my old grace once I got out to a new grace. Just wonder around the area scared shit less until Malina takes pity and took me to the hold.
@RatusMax2 жыл бұрын
Just load from a previous save!
@Tfelde2 жыл бұрын
people dont notice at the end of the tunnel is a site of grace, but you have to literally rest at the site of grace not just find it in order to fast travel
@themarushin2 жыл бұрын
@@RatusMax thats not a thing for new players
@JTruong3rd Жыл бұрын
The accuracy of this animation about the surprise visit to Caelid is frighteningly accurate.
@markoljkrasus28882 жыл бұрын
The way he just sweeps away all the warning posts LOL... exactly what people tend to do cause of dark souls traumas xD and then he ends up scribbling one down himself hahahaha
@MrMuhdizrin2 жыл бұрын
I thought he was cycling through the context for the 'interact' button since reading messages and opening chests are tied to the same button.
@MidnaMistfire2 жыл бұрын
@@MrMuhdizrin Yea definitly this
@aracuscesar2 жыл бұрын
what happened in dark souls regarding warning posts?
@markoljkrasus28882 жыл бұрын
@@aracuscesar People would troll you by either giving you warnings about false dangers, putting posts around ledges telling you that there's some crucial treasure at the bottom, or giving you a bunch of words to read at the moment you're getting invaded by a phantom and you get picked off easily.. Thing is, dark souls is so full of secrets that these posts were usually easy to buy into. So after a while, you stop reading them lol.
@thefez-cat2 жыл бұрын
@@markoljkrasus2888 No reason to refer to this in the past tense, useless messages trying to get you to jump off cliffs/roll into walls are still basically everywhere.
@LordKhabal2 жыл бұрын
“Welcome to Caelid. Leave. Now.” 🤣👍
@coffeebell26474 ай бұрын
you only got 2 likes but I want you to know that me and my boyfriend are in a discord call rn and we laughed at this
@truestspaceberry82582 жыл бұрын
Couldn't have played this game without the encouraging sympathy from everyone who's left a message
@harrisonbrown99732 жыл бұрын
Misery shared is half as painful.
@SaltyRocksPew2 жыл бұрын
offer head, and then ahh, seed
@aben14662 жыл бұрын
@@SaltyRocksPew “seek grass”
@bernard6142 жыл бұрын
All I see is no head liar ahead death required ahead and one’s asking to praise the message
@mistamethylbrot21872 жыл бұрын
Exactly how it happened to me, but in hindsight one of the most memorable moments in my gaming history. This game is incredible and so are these cartoons.
@carlfrancisco23062 жыл бұрын
The way that you have to push aside other messages to open the chest. It's so good. Messages really clutter up the interaction menu.
@Cryten02 жыл бұрын
Its a good thing world objects get priority over messages and blood. (But can still prevent you using y to double hand something).
@Oooo-ms9df2 жыл бұрын
It’s also because people ignore the messages that clearly warn them it’s a trap 😂
@Oooo-ms9df2 жыл бұрын
I read the messages and still went in there lmao
@mattmorgan-moriarty44452 жыл бұрын
This was literally the first thing I did after entering Limgrave and I didn't know that you couldn't teleport from inside caves so I figured I couldn't teleport yet or something (my first run through was 100% blind). It took me 2-3 hours to sneak all the way back to Limgrave and it's ended up being one of my favourite gaming memories.
@jamesnigelkunjuro122 жыл бұрын
"Why is it always despair?" I wonder that too buddy, I wonder that too...
@kamardeanbello74112 жыл бұрын
Omg so true. The first trap. Enemirs too high lvl for you. Dont know how to escape
@mindripperful2 жыл бұрын
ever episode im getting more and more scared to even make eye contact with this game
@Oooo-ms9df2 жыл бұрын
Well get to it before u get spoiled even more 💯
@stupidanon59412 жыл бұрын
You can make eye contact and be just fine. . . just so long as you don't look away. If you look away, then you're in trouble.
@tahoejoe31612 жыл бұрын
Most satisfying game I’ve ever played. But no worries, you rarely get invaded in that part of caelid, everything else? Yea pretty accurate 😂
@jamesbarthelemy59262 жыл бұрын
Do eeet
@DaArbiturPalpatine2 жыл бұрын
@@tahoejoe3161 actually you get invaded in that exact part of caelid because theres a scripted NPC invasion that he named something silly
@baronvondmac66812 жыл бұрын
I feel your pain bro. I've seen all your shorts and they capture the emotional stresses so good 👍
@JACOBMICHAELKING2 жыл бұрын
Its early Saturday morning, this video has been out not even an hour, and has almost 50k views. A testament to this channels greatness.
@marksman552 жыл бұрын
Through all that torment, pain, and despair the player still pauses to craft the perfect message, warning folks about the hell that awaits them. A hero none of us deserve
@RalakFrozenDeath2 жыл бұрын
You really captured the good side of Caelid
@Olav_Hansen Жыл бұрын
I had played like 2 hours max of mostly exploring when I hit that chest. Oh god those centipeople killed me a fuckton.
@noah9942.2 жыл бұрын
This will be remembered as fondly as Happy Souls.
@maiku.designer912 жыл бұрын
"What the heck? You can turn into a BOX?? That's amazing!"
@xray2k42 жыл бұрын
Elden Ring is so big, Carbot can supply us with content for fckn decades!
@Kalengo_Gaming2 жыл бұрын
I hate those cockroach prawn looking things with a passion
@mhill7812 жыл бұрын
Then you would love Miquella's Haligtree. They're everywhere.
@Miranox22 жыл бұрын
They're called Servants of Rot.
@samuelbright52962 жыл бұрын
This is by far the most entertaining and yet extremely accurate series about elden ring right now.
@rickydiamond4412 жыл бұрын
Loved this moment. It really did encapsulate what it was like to wander through a functioning gold or tin mine. In your NIGHTMARES
@melvinmiddleton14582 жыл бұрын
Welcome to Caelid Carbot!! Its such a majestic place. I think everyone had the same initial reaction when getting teleported to Selia Tunnel. We feel your pain!!
@euychua2 жыл бұрын
I remember the first time I got warped into caelid. Those freaking trex dogs still freak me out
@SuperSymn2 жыл бұрын
I don't know if they win over those frigging crows that fake a stagger down to the sound, pure dark Lord Miyazaki.
@mhill7812 жыл бұрын
@@SuperSymn The crows in Moghwyn's Palace area are worse. Coupled with blood fountains and those annoying dogs that run in packs there. add to that, three invaders that have the same moveset as Varre.
@yuno-hx3he2 ай бұрын
when i got to high level, i ran back to selia crystal tunnel and casually annihilated every creature in sight that tormented me before lmao
@treefittyforall2 жыл бұрын
That ending went from 0 to over 9,000!!!!! I love these. They're equal parts relatable, funny, and adorable.
@ZigArrok552 жыл бұрын
Yep. Thaaaaat's Caelid. Fantastic. I love these so much. They're all so good. You guys do an amazing job of capturing the "first time" experience of the game in all these videos. Please don't stop them.
@rowjgourmetguy14032 жыл бұрын
Oh my goodness, who could forget this scenario?!? FromSoft just loves torturing their players, bahaha. Can't even be mad about it, just like 'all right, ya got me'. Like Asylum Demon from Dark Souls
@doihavetobeg2 жыл бұрын
Getting killed by the sack thing in Bloodborne :D
@dizzlegrizzle19192 жыл бұрын
you guys all seem to have a lot more trouble with this game than I did...thought it was one of the easiest fromsoft games
@lollyguy12662 жыл бұрын
@@dizzlegrizzle1919 Its considered one of the easiest because you already have like 6 games worth of experience in this genre. It's actually pretty tough.
@edogelbard19012 жыл бұрын
20 seconds in, no words, and completely different art, and it obvious exactly where this happens. Part of the beauty of the game. So many unique parts
@smeyer70682 жыл бұрын
The invader had me laughing until I cried. Another masterpiece from Carbotanimations!
@Amy-pu4uq2 жыл бұрын
Dude, every animation of this game you’ve done is ICONIC.
@thomasace25472 жыл бұрын
Yeah... That was *NOT* a fun chest to open at lvl8
@chrayez2 жыл бұрын
A streamer (“causeimdanjones” on twitch) found it at level 1 before even meeting Melina. And his chat decided to not tell him about fast travel the whole time he walked back to Limgrave.
@SolaScientia2 жыл бұрын
@owl777 That's likely what I'd have done if it had happened to me. I ran around finding sites of grace to get Torrent as soon as I could. I could also tell how underleveled I was for that mine in Caelid, so I ended up looking up where the site of grace was and just got the hell out of there. Now that I'm much stronger I need to return there for a proper explore of that mine and maybe not dying to that big centipede thing.
@IorekMetal2 жыл бұрын
@@SolaScientia When you already level up is way easier and you fell a bit disappointed whrn you come back, at least in my case.
@SolaScientia2 жыл бұрын
@@IorekMetal I'm definitely not overleveled for Caelid even after I found Greyroll for easy runes.
@IorekMetal2 жыл бұрын
@@SolaScientia I think that I put way more hours than you in this XD. I killed the dragon yesterday and it was petty runes XD. Didn't finish the game tho.
@boingboingerson16492 жыл бұрын
i do that "trap" on purpose if you ride FAST through caelid you can pick up some real early game changing items that make the rest of the game significantly easier
@TealWolf262 жыл бұрын
I'm turning the Roundtable Run into a fine science with my alts.
@robertoperezmarchese25722 жыл бұрын
Did it for the bucket helm. Don't regret a thing 😂
@mikemurray39622 жыл бұрын
Meteorite staff and rocksling spell?
@boingboingerson16492 жыл бұрын
@@mikemurray3962 meteorite staff, the meteorite blade(katana) a bunch of seeds, sword of st trina
@gks122 жыл бұрын
That was the first place I went to after finishing tutorial. I've never figured out that teleport works outside the dungeon so I ended up going back on foot to Limgrave. Thought this game was way too hard
@Soul-Burn2 жыл бұрын
> on foot I hope you meant on horse. I did too! That said, when you first rest at a grace outside Limgrave, Melina takes you to the roundtable, and from there you can teleport anywhere. I still ported back to Caelid and did the way on horse.
@gks122 жыл бұрын
@@Soul-Burn I wish I had the horse, I couldn't even level up because I haven't met Melina
@Neterim692 жыл бұрын
@@Soul-Burn Just to be sure that you know: you can teleport anywhere FROM anywhere, as long as it's not a dungeon
@TheTraveler9802 жыл бұрын
Is this a new character? Will he meet our other beloved Tarnished? Will they both find a way to escape the traps laid out for them? Find out on the next exciting episode of Elden Ring Z!
@alexanderdario2 жыл бұрын
probably he just changed his equipment
@903strikerunit2 жыл бұрын
We have 3 characters actually: #1 the prisoner: the one who got through castle morne #2 the knight: the poor orange sod who somehow suvived rennala #3 the priest: the fresh meat that we just watched get rekt here in caelid
@NomadicDruidinthenight2 жыл бұрын
Why did I read that in complete DBZ voiceover?
@KarpetBurn2 жыл бұрын
@@903strikerunit Can't wait for all of our favorite characters to meet up and work together in order to take down a mighty foe.
@jeremysmith71762 жыл бұрын
@@KarpetBurn Have you their Rahdon video yet?
@AlexCatable2 жыл бұрын
I loved white mask detail. Subtle way to show the maidenlessness of the protagonist. I thought "thats gonna be the highlight of this clip". But then Caelid part just blew me away )))
@pawfector94632 жыл бұрын
I loved when the invader got to the host while he's being devastated by the enemies; how relatable. I only wish Elden Ring allowed me to get invaded like the old school days of Dark Souls. :(
@SpaceKnight1052 жыл бұрын
the shrimps in the animation reminds me of the zerg
@waddywaddywaddywad2 жыл бұрын
Once again, you have nailed my exact Elden ring experience! Too funny
@Imsoconfusedthesedays2 жыл бұрын
I love this series. It’s so accurate it’s basically my game guide
@Ladoran20022 жыл бұрын
Woo!! Out here smoking a brisket on a 12 hour cook patiently waiting for this upload!
@justingreen17452 жыл бұрын
I absolutely love these 1000% spot on with every one that's been made so far. these really russle my jimmies in the best ways.
@flipperflapper66822 жыл бұрын
That "I am 40 minutes into the game and I am 9000 percent sure I am not supposed to be here" twitter moment.
@brandonrodgers24922 жыл бұрын
Went into that chest within the first 2 hours without knowing what any area beyond limgrave west was or looked like. Made me so excited and terrified at the same time.
@alexmason34722 жыл бұрын
Yeeeees! Love these, capture the game perfectly.
@J-RAD_notAnNpc8 ай бұрын
Ive just gotta say i love how these go in chronological order theough the game and are so hilariously ironic this is pure GOLD dude😂 keep it up man
@0815- Жыл бұрын
This trap was so mean. I was an Elden Ring Bambi at this point. I somehow got out of there with the cowardly chicken technique without dying. Many hours and character levels later I was back in this place and then... TIME FOR REVENGE!😈 I love Fromsoft
@jessehoward69684 ай бұрын
I love the way you see this game, it's EXACTLY how I see it LOL. The crazy thing is it just makes me want to play it more!
@robin64162 жыл бұрын
teleport to the mine is bad, and crawl with fucking hard-skin miner and homing missile worm is fucking bad. and then when you manage to bail out , there is Caelid. 100% every Elden Ring player experience.
@mistamethylbrot21872 жыл бұрын
i actually feel bad for my friend who managed to roll out of the teleporting mist.
@pandosham2 жыл бұрын
I actually didn't find the chest until way later my experience with caelid was actually going the route from limgrave
@MichaelTheRead2 жыл бұрын
(Sobbing while writing) 😭 (Pausing to think about how best to articulate one's pain through FROM's wonky message choices)🤔 (More sobbing)😭
@Metaknight1802 жыл бұрын
Love these accurate animations. The only unbelievable thing here was the host being invaded, he really didn't look like the type to activate the taunter's tongue.
@RawWrath2 жыл бұрын
Npcs invade there like 3 in caelid
@Metaknight1802 жыл бұрын
@@RawWrath None of them had that name, that's for sure.
@Cambone13 Жыл бұрын
@@Metaknight180 none of the npc invaders were named buttholebandit? You don't say
@azianperc2 жыл бұрын
I love how iconic this is for Elden Ring that I immediately know from the video it meant *this* trap.
@matternativ2 жыл бұрын
I always rolled away from every chest after I opened it and evaded like 4 different traps that way so this is actually the first of these shorts I can't personally relate to :D Well until the part where I arrived there by foot and found out that caelid sucks even if you aren't level 5-10.
@SolaScientia2 жыл бұрын
I learned the roll away trick after this first chest. That said, at this point I usually will roll away, watch the chest close itself back up, and then open it again to let it teleport me away. It helps knowing that the site of grace is typically reasonably close to wherever the chest dumps you out. I found the one chest that took me to Leyndell and I was beyond relieved that 1) the site of grace was really close and 2) I wasn't immediately attacked and could just peacefully leave after a little poke around the area.
@atsunymphae27232 жыл бұрын
you can do that!?
@shadowwalkeroffire48532 жыл бұрын
That is exactly how it all went for me. I hope I gave that dragon indigestion!
@josetomascamposrobledano46182 жыл бұрын
Elden Ring is a great game. I did take the Caelid chest my first Playtrough. And that experience helped me realize… that Elden Eing enemy rune drop is busted. I kill enemies in an area several levels beyond me yet the rune drop can barely buy me throwing knifes from Kale! Add that to the insanely overpriced smithing stones at release and you realize that Miyazaki took economy classes at Venezuela!
@randyg2802 жыл бұрын
"Invaded by butholebandit," that's great.
@locomotivo46442 жыл бұрын
I remember spending an entire day worth trying to clear that godforsaken crystal cave thinking they would give me hefty runes only to lose 50k+ worth. Sure it isn't much but for an early game that almost made me ragequit. LMAO
@Oooo-ms9df2 жыл бұрын
How tf do y’all manage to get 50k runes ?
@BossKillRatio2 жыл бұрын
Lol why would u not level up before it got to 50k in early game. I had 10k at level 20 in the ruins and i decided to leave without exploring the upper floors
@Oooo-ms9df2 жыл бұрын
@@BossKillRatio how y’all get runes ?
@bigfest64982 жыл бұрын
I love how you squeeze in hours of torture into less than 2 minutes. This was one of those times I had to revisit a dungeon because I was way under leveled. Great vid guys 😂
@TastyScotch2 жыл бұрын
Watches a ton of early elden ring guides. They all say “dont go to caelid.” You open a random chest and suddenly find yourself… in caelid 😂
@ZekeStaright2 жыл бұрын
I was lucky enough to not find that box until after I had run through that cave... God I hate that cave...
@guitarluva902 жыл бұрын
As much as I enjoyed this there is one thing missing that would have been the cherry on top. When I found this chest I walked out of the hut and was immediately murdered by the things that shoot over 9000 projectiles at you. Once I respawned in the hut I immediately attempted to nope the fuck out of there via fast travel. Which you can't do until you activate the grace because Fromsoft thought of that. I'm pretty sure most of us who were surprised by that chest in the early game had about the same experience. Where is the panic fast travel attempt Carbot?!
@Trygorn2 жыл бұрын
Grabbing the grace won't actually let you warp out, until the boss is dead you can't warp out of a cave/catacomb. Thanks to eventually learning this however it helped me realize whether or not I've completed a cave before when I warp to it again. And yes I'm pretty sure most people tried to panic warp out after they realize how outclassed they are, in fact this trap is the reason I learned you can't warp out of caves XD
@guitarluva902 жыл бұрын
@@Trygorn For the specific chest that teleports you to Caelid you don't have to kill a boss. The trigger that unlocks fast travel is resting at the grace point.
@Trygorn2 жыл бұрын
@@guitarluva90 thats an even better troll move then, it baits you into thinking you can warp out after resting in other caves XD
@guitarluva902 жыл бұрын
@SteveNL Well we know that now, 2 days after release however all we knew was that once you got teleported in you couldn't fast travel out. Where exactly the trigger that unlocked fast travel again was was unknown at that point.
@JohnReynolds13372 жыл бұрын
Every single one of these are spot on! Amazing work as always.
@ForemostCrab72 жыл бұрын
Funniest part about this trap is that...no one seems to remember their item that lets them teleport back to the last -grass- Grace they touched and escape that hell.
@eddy35502 жыл бұрын
Well, now that you said it, shit xD
@johant732 жыл бұрын
if you got caught in the trap, i believe they set your spawn there, in the hut. thats why even if you died, you return there, also the same scenario with the volcano manor virgin abductor. They also give you a debuff with crossed out grace icon that prevent you to use teleport with map, until you rest on grace outside of the kidnap zone. The best thing they could potentially add to the game is a status effect icon explanation page.
@GiangLe-sh6wd2 жыл бұрын
You teleport the heck right back to the shack at the beginning.
@Chosty942 жыл бұрын
You can't teleport back by any means. You have to leave the cave to teleport back.
@karljuliuz2 жыл бұрын
I've not laughed this much in ages, this happened to me on my 1st playthrough lmao. Keep it up with these animations, it really brightens my day!
@JeromeMillion2 жыл бұрын
Always a great time :3 !
@RhantheSlayer Жыл бұрын
As soon as the crystal guy walked past the opening, my literal first reaction was "oh no, not that one!". That is without a doubt what we all felt about being trapped in that place
@T0mek87 Жыл бұрын
for a moment i was afraid i may be forced to reset the game, lol XD
@aapoapina73902 жыл бұрын
Woot! It happened to me!
@doifhg2 жыл бұрын
Caelid is actually one of my favorite areas of the game, although the teleporter was unexpected