Cleaning a Non-Car Mate's Manky Car

A day spent on a pride and joyless Mazda 2 for 'mates rates'.
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[@rsscott5672]

I love the fact you don't play music over your videos. It's so relaxing to just here the natural sounds of a car getting cleaned. Yes, I know I'm weird

[@labellavita992]

You’re not weird 😂

[@thef1lm47]

ASMR

[@steezyraptor8508]

It's ASMR for car guys, you're not the only one

[@MrLincoln87]

the towel on tyre scratch/rubby noise got me good - ouuuuuuuuu chills in a good way

[@largol33t1]

I like that he speaks slowly unlike some Britons who talk so quickly that they sound like they're saying one verrrry long word. LOL...

[@kazzng2087]

Me at 3 am: i should sleep i have work in the morning KZbin: wanna watch a guy clean a car for 20 minutes?

[@marquisethomas5611]

4:25 am

[@blazen7827]

same lol

[@EssinhoTV]

Hoooowww!! Same here! This channel is the best to sleep

[@ibo1137]

Yeah sure, KZbin.

[@briz81]

😂😂 I need to get a life 🤦‍♂️

[@carljohnson4996]

With his voice narrating I feel like I am watching a documentary 😂😂

[@kaustubhpethkar4850]

Yeah car detailing documentary

[@anterokunelius8555]

his life is a documentary.. :D

[@ESR_Tachograf]

Thats why his content is really good :) Btw is his accent have sort of name, special location?

[@Thonglover37]

@@ESR_Tachograf Sounds like welsh , or wales .

[@jamoin9639]

Its like asmr

[@simmo2327]

You should have filmed his reaction on seeing it post Guru-isation

[@bazzyg]

My God. Your mate needs to get himself a buss pass.

[@e.e9331]

Why does your E46 BMW has a fake M badge on the trunk?

[@lucasvonheiz1310]

@@e.e9331 because he's like all thoses guys thinking it's making he's e46 faster, and more powerfull.... Just with a badge. Hé should go for "unpimp my ride"

[@bazzyg]

@@e.e9331 Was like that when I bought the car. Took that crap off a little while later.

[@Patrick94GSR]

He probably already has a bus pass as it looks like that car has been sitting stationary for quite awhile!

[@savagesock3598]

Bazzyg lmfao dang bro, how much money you get for it? Was wanting one

[@AlfaGTA156]

Thats not even a non car guy, just a complete slob. I mean, they haven’t even removed the massive splatter of bird crap on the door handle. Wouldn’t want to shake that owners hand or touch any of his possessions.

[@Gabztar97]

JRP Romeo156GTA you have an absolutely beautiful Alfa mate! Love it

[@AlfaGTA156]

A real bisexual petrol-head what? No. Where in my post do I even suggest that the owner should die? Talk about going off on a tangent. Trigger much. 🤪

[@ruimarques_]

@@AlfaGTA156 So you don't want the world to end and the extinction of the human race ?? 🤦‍♂️ 😂

[@AlfaGTA156]

Rui Marques lmao. Best to keep my opinions to myself🤪🤔🤣. Peace to all.

[@lauraannepiercy]

They do say a guy who doesnt clean his car, cleans his house instead. I personally wouldn't want to shake the hand of a guy who spends all his free time rubbing himself of his motor. Could spend that time cleaning more important things... like yourself 🤮

[@shr3k1337]

this is the longest amount of time iv'e willingly looked at a mazda 2, my eyes are hurting

[@wheresfuninthat]

lol

[@tredfxman]

Its because your AMOLED screen! Theres way Uglier cars around If your interested. Check out Fiat Multipla for example, or perhaps Pontiac Aztec... 👍

[@radoz146]

@@tredfxman why amoled?😂

[@dantheoddbrit]

Oi I own a Mazda 2 looks nicer in the inside than outside tho

[@coalwalker6213]

@@tredfxman Both those cars are ugly, but loved because of how odd an unique they are. The Mazda 2 is just gross.

[@red97miata34]

when your girlfriend comes over and you don't have much time 15:35

[@Balbuziente]

Nobody: Spider in the wheel-arch: WHAT THE HECK IS HAPPEINING?!

[@tredfxman]

The one who washes it will become Spider Man.. 😉

[@kris8742]

@@tredfxman If he was in Australia he would get danger money

[@feefeee]

That's not how the meme works...

[@mogatronkel]

I would of just set the car on fire at that point... 😂😂😂

[@marquisethomas5611]

Thats not how the "nobody" meme works pops

[@kylewalton1]

"A quick er hand job, served just fine" Edit: Who knew hand jobs were so popular

[@bradscott2432]

I often say that to the Mrs

[@tripwire3992]

@@bradscott2432 😂

[@charleschoo9398]

15:36

[@Ridgeroader]

That's what she said

[@fcg243]

Suits the purpose when she’s on her days 🚨🥴

[@DC-SA1]

The one liners are subtle but so on point!! Maybe your mate will be so overwhelmed by the awesome job he'll start taking better care!

[@jackverna339]

My god, I've seen 40 year old cars left in barns with less cobwebs and crap smeared on them than this. Poor little mazda :(

[@jonahjones1702]

Yes!! Here's to hoping for an interior video of same motor

[@jpmorgan4845]

I really was hoping for the interior.

[@jonahjones1702]

@@jpmorgan4845 hopefully he'll have one lined up

[@kylewalton1]

He said he filmed it off canera

[@NippyMoto]

@@kylewalton1 He filmed it off camera? You understand how cooked that sounds right haha

[@che2m0n]

NippyMoto 😂 Hopefully they’ll use that method for the next series of #loveisland

[@yuricorrea2491]

I really enjoy a realistic cleaning "tutorial" like this. I know you cut corners and all, but that's how you clean a beater if don't have the time. The resuts are always satisfying.

[@markd8931]

Perfect. Chill out and watch this while she's watching love Island tonight

[@leesoulsby254]

You need a new lass love island is just a bunch of fame hungry fucks that will ruin there life for 15 mins of z list celebrity recognition

[@PawsleyDirt]

Yeah. And we are watching a guy washing another guy's car...

[@onse8982]

@@PawsleyDirt and even worse It's a mazda 2. 🤣

[@elivanquaille5976]

Your patience and attention to detail is astonishing, sir! Love your videos 😁

[@chrismayer3919]

I agree; even your 'half-ass' cleaning attempts make cars look WAY better than before. Wish I could use your services, friend!

[@narcisbaralija]

Yup!!!!

[@kayseacamp]

I love that you rag on your friend and their beater the whole time. Hahah. Pure gold.

[@KE-ek7tg]

CarCleaningGuru videos are ASMR. It’s nice to switch off, listen and watch for a while. It’s also motivational 👌🏼

[@josediazasmr6014]

You could t of said it any better 🤗

[@thyfryhfngypi6207]

How is this motivational m8

[@ramonog5451]

This channel should be recommended to creative writing students. simply magical

[@daleboyd8010]

Agreed

[@narcisbaralija]

Yup defintly!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@micskoon6342]

Now your mate is not going to clean his car for 5 years

[@matmul4850]

"No point in cleaning clean cars" 😂 little dig at the trolls there 👍🏻

[@jasonjuggler3457]

@David Gotelli I wash my car before I wash my knob

[@daevid21]

Jason Juggler Lmaoo

[@the_gilligan]

"The time and effort required to achieve such a thing, (perfection) would generally be lost on a non car mate. So all that really mattered was that it looked considerably cleaner and shinier than it did beforehand.." - Wise words from the Guru of car detailing.

[@christianhall3034]

I saw the guru mobile on Auto trader. First line of the description: "very clean" 😂😂

[@aviiniissarowanon352]

Oh look a smiley boi that's squeaky clean! Love your work mate!

[@Alexiizz]

guru uploads my fingers: *I AM SPEED*

[@immortal_morty1347]

Kerchoo

[@arachanine]

I was iffy, but you saving that spider earned you mad props in my book brother

[@Monvayne]

the owner of this car has smegma 100% confirmed

[@ensulalachance8353]

Eew!!!

[@leviorellana2093]

Marie-Christine Lachance dick cheese when not washed

[@RubyXIII]

Levi Orellana i was told you get that when uncircumcised don’t know how true it is still wash my peen rather vigorously tho

[@breakcoregirlxd]

@@RubyXIII that is very true

[@RogerBaileyOnCars]

nice job, hopefully non car mate will be inspired now to keep this little Mazda 2 clean

[@Sol-su2mi]

Yeah, it's a nice car aswell

[@banjopete]

Roger Bailey , don’t like your chances.

[@hammerbellsong9745]

Either that, or buy and use a car cover.

[@morganmcmurry5276]

Those detail factory brushes make life so much easier, and the results are amazing!! Nice work :)

[@Quackzilla69]

You have no idea how relaxing your vids are.. hands down best detailing channel. Keep up the good work, greetings from Bulgaria! 🤘🏽✌

[@Chernobog54]

✊🏻✊🏻✊🏻✊🏻

[@CannibalShadow]

Love how you put your mate on blast for the whole video 😂

[@seismictuning1881]

Thank you for sharing this, much appreciated and hope your non car mate appreciates it too ! excellent as usual.

[@s94p]

How can you neglect your car like that. Even if your not a car guy, you can get an exterior hand car wash for like a fiver. FFS Great vid though as always 👍🏽

[@mikea5205]

no point in getting cheap car washes, all your doing is causing more paint defects. I good detailer once told me it's better to leave it dirty than get a cheap car wash.

[@forza223bowe5]

I know plenty of people who neglect their cars

[@Patrick94GSR]

@@mikea5205 except for stuff that etches the paint like the bird poo, bug splatters etc.

[@AkinaGhost]

@@mikea5205 Lol paint defects...the whole car is a paint defect! Also, considering the owner isn't even a car guy and left the car in that state I highly doubt he cares about paint defects (most people don't anyways)

[@DarnLevel]

Sundeep Paul Could just give it a quick hand job.

[@duncanmann553]

You are truly a mate to even work on such a neglected car! Love the videos keep them coming!

[@machineslave3]

Years worth? This is my wife's car after 2 weeks. Haha. Your videos have really stepped up my detailing prowess. Thanks!

[@saltireskillz9809]

You sound like you used to present Art Attack😂

[@Reddylion]

Lol 😎

[@moosethemucha]

every-time I watch one of your videos I need to clean my computer screen.... "did he miss that.. oh its my screen"

[@AlexTRex3000]

Great work! I’ve always appreciated the finished product of a clean car. I used to wash and detail cars for fun before I even had a license.

[@khadd9204]

Your videos are just great, am always looking forward to your videos because they are just so satisfying to watch

[@johnmassey5609]

I’ve done this so many times for family. Greatly unappreciated.

[@irishbandit3437]

Man your commentary is unreal makes the video less boring 👌🏼

[@RoxusRemo]

I love how he narrates like he's cooking a gormet dish. So good.

[@stendecstretcher5678]

Your dedication and professionalism is appreciated Thankyou for another quality video.

[@gsxr1000zk4]

Thank god something to ease me through the nightly love island shit thanks guru top job as ever

[@klinikaltherapper2249]

Same for me, my message is there watching it now 🤣🤣🤣

[@Yngwiejmalmsteen08]

The real MVP of car cleaning 👍🔥 awesome content as always Guru

[@matthewautton1472]

If only there were more people like you. I get that it's exposure for you but you still did a damn good clean for a mate and provided a welcome distraction from the world. Thanks guru.

[@funkyspaceinvader]

That cleaning is still far superior to my best sunday work.

[@shadspov]

What a rejuvenation...great job given the situation

[@unusedaccount6200]

Great job, I'm not sure I would have wasted a clay bar on that myself. Brilliant work.

[@kawasakiwhiptwo5821]

Great job GURU. I'm sure your non car friend will be satisfied with the results and very appreciative.

[@LukeDouheret]

I love these videos so much. So satisfying and your voice and video style is the perfect union, keep it up.

[@harnarox]

I come here for the scrubbing ASMR HAHAHA

[@rodneybarksdale4357]

Glad your back... Been watching the other guys 😧

[@notahacker2107]

So satisfying to watch. This is why I love detailing cars

[@Kevin-wo3kp]

I just love every vid you produce. Power to your work. No need to reply. Keep well.

[@freedmski4037]

Car dudes be like: oh mother of god this is relaxing 😩

[@peterpanassow7814]

It is! 😀

[@brianisfromvegas]

It appears that Raymond "The Carpenter" Calitri from Gone in 60 Seconds has cleaned up. He doesn't sell boosted cars anymore. He gives them a second chance.

[@the_gilligan]

"A quick hand job served just fine" - More wise words from the Guru of car detailing. 15:34

[@timkent]

I'm a time poor car enthusiast and our daily hack gets into this state at times. I found this video really motivating!

[@KevyD77]

There are non-car people out there? HOW?? 😎😁 Great content as usual.

[@largol33t1]

My cousin is an example. Her husband complained loudly that she hasn't washed her SUV since she bought it so he has to wash it for her! That's all I need to know...

[@billoddy1645]

You need to put ads on videos so you get paid more pal

[@CarCleaningGuru]

Plastering ads throughout a video reeks of desperation and cheapens the platform for everyone. One or two is more than enough to get paid.

[@oliverclark339]

Car Cleaning Guru mad respect for that! Not taking more than you need at the expense of others. Keep the content up 🔥👍🏻

[@billoddy1645]

@@oliverclark339 this is what i mean tho, even his response wants me to get him more money, people milk the platform and hes just pure passionate, he deserves the pay

[@billoddy1645]

@@oliverclark339 he literally washede this car to get us a video lol hes a lad

[@kunaly.5831]

Car Cleaning Guru honestly, I wouldn’t mind if you had some at the beginning and when the video ends but that’s just me

[@ThmsPtrsn]

Thanks for thinking about us, you always know how to clean up my day

[@jasonwilson7674]

How satisfying is it when you clean a car like this and it comes up like new, I recently did my wife's 2005 Focus C Max, clay bar, polish, wax etc, used black to the future on the trim, that made a huge difference, the car looked absolutely stunning when I finished and I was knackered but pleased with myself 😀. Loving these video's 👍🏻

[@kastriotaliu4281]

lol never clicked a notification this fast! and I know it's worth the time xD

[@gdido99]

:How many water do u use? Car cleaning guru: yes

[@ericishappy1979]

This video is like me and my brother, I spend upto 5 hours completely detailing my car and take pride in the results. My brother takes his car to the local £5 wash and is happy with that.

[@mohammedsalimahmed5230]

Weirdly enough I'm a HUGE car guy but I just spend a fiver to get the car cleaned. Maybe it's cos my current car is just a run-around and not the car I wanted. Don't even know myself.

[@RenoveAutoService]

What a transformation!!! Some simple stages and it looks so good

[@marksmith0209]

The 52 dislikes are from the spiders who were just evicted

[@OibPC]

"Just a quick hand job served just fine" hahaha

[@user-74652]

I don't really understand the kind of person who spends all his time cleaning cars (or anything, really), but I'm glad people like you exist. To me, putting that much time and detail into such a thankless task (especially when the car is going to get dirty again very quickly) is an absurd prospect. I know that by your standards, this was a low-effort job, yet it still seems very daunting to me; the car looks plenty clean enough for me, and this is what you consider basically a cheap and generally unacceptable job, meaning that you normally put _more_ effort into it?

[@martinstevenson7462]

Fantastic job on the Mazda you take pride in your work well done and thanks for sharing

[@thomas316]

Judging by the sidewall that tyre pressure needs checking. :)

[@squadmeta]

Judging by the sidewall that tyre is Evergreen, the driver needs checking more than the pressure!

[@rehanhasan1560]

Should be around 22 psi i think, based on experience 🤔

[@thomas316]

@@rehanhasan1560 22psi is too low for a car tyre, typically they'll be in the 30 to 50psi range depending on load of car and speeds you drive: www.carsguide.com.au/mazda/2/tyre-pressure

[@jasonjuggler3457]

@@thomas31632 all round is the usual standard

[@AkinaGhost]

​@@jasonjuggler3457 Usual standard? There's no such thing As the sticker shows 32 psi would be under inflated in this case.

[@dumbbellenjoyer]

These are by far the best videos. All my mates cars look like these, the insides even worse.

[@Lew86]

Love your videos mate, this was a lot of fun.

[@leemoran1446]

I was smirking like a teenager when you said you were giving it a quick hand job. (You were polishing the grille). Fantastic job. Just subbed, nice to see a down to earth detailer.

[@weargasm3]

Right when he said “quick hand job” I knew In my heart I had to scroll down to the comment section 😂

[@thesamsungexperiance8853]

15:30 at least the car got a hand job lol

[@JohnMcMahon.]

😁You know you’ve a friend for life when his wash mitts are more worthy than your actual car.. love it

[@vetteboy1024]

Great video. There are many customers that don’t want a show car, they just want the poo and spiders gone. This was a huge improvement.

[@ncc74656m]

Upshot, if you never washed it, it can't have swirl marks! :P

[@lrmwharf864]

Looked like an elephant had bolted it’s load over the door handle

[@wicho99w99]

If seeing his car looking this good doesn’t change his mind about car wash and detailing nothing will, this is amazing I wish someone like you worked this nice in my town!

[@ASTMA193]

At the 15 minute mark, that's one of the best shines I've seen. Well done the Guru.

[@soapa4279]

Seriously, what kind of people can't even just spray down the car even with just water once in awhile?

[@PotBanginEejit]

I know what would break you. My wife's car would break you. [sobs] [sobs some more] [sobs uncontrollably] But I wish that on no man...

[@pixiemoonglow9642]

-hugs sympathetically- i'm so sorry man. you're gonna have to let her go. (I'm just kidding, but seriously, people should take care of their cars!)

[@David_medium22]

Love your vids ! Watched them all ! , that devil tattoo on your arm tho gives me bad anxiety 😂😂😂 that was the first thing that ever scared me as a kid seeing that face on the movie ... couldn’t sleep for weeks 😂😂😂😂

[@ErikB750]

A no nonsense, way better than average wash of a car gives already great results, especially for non car detailers. Everything else will require more effort and won’t be returned with the same amount of satisfaction of the neglecting owner. Great result, thanks to knowing your products.

[@bernard.8355]

Non car guy neighbour : Your going to wash the paint off your car!, maybe Il bring mine over and you can wash it since you like washing cars! Me : ah yeah ha.....ha...ha..good one John, My inner voice : I swear if that tit says that one more time!!!

[@georgecope4673]

I've got one of those neighbours to a say a think the same 😂

[@owensteele1274]

Bloody annoying, innit? Wearing a pair of earphones and pretending to listen to music can help repel such repetitious nonsense from passers-by. Well, sort-of.

[@Pheatan]

@@owensteele1274 i usually listen to an audio book when i clean cars. I live with 3 other friends who all have their daily and weekend cars. As well as my own. While the neighbors make jokes at me cleaning 9 cars every month, they dont realize im basically getting free rent for a week each month gor something i enjoy doing. Also before people ask the cars are parked in a big shed out the back meaning that they still need a wash even if they dont get driven, as well as it being something i just like doing anyway.

[@Laiserball8]

If I may ask Mr. Guru, what do you listen to while exercising your cleaning magic?

[@velkymuftu]

Skip to 16:00 for a general idea of what he’s listening to.

[@tylerdurden2511]

Hes bangin some heavy techno, not so loud... LOL

[@thewoodworker1703]

He listens to Daniel O'Donnell

[@WOLFY-tl7cu]

Mozart

[@jasonjuggler3457]

david attenborugh

[@batebee]

Enjoyed this video a lot as most Car people show how well there cleaning products and there skills are to a car that been kept in a garage and not drove or a new car! 👍🏻🚙

[@vovovovan]

I think you did an outstanding job for what it is. Surely more than this car has ever expected

[@hawkertyphoon4537]

cleaned two Fiats that had not been washed in 18 months... as in not at all... did not ask, took my buckets, APC, Wheel fallout remover, the brushes, the Textiles and Went for it... Just like you - Hot as F, did not enjoy, disliked the results,,, BUT!.. all cars need love, don't they.

[@RichieRouge206]

Definitely wanted the reaction 🤦‍♂️ good job though

[@michaelloftus3576]

A friend in need is a friend indeed. Good job Guru.

[@paddychapman1199]

How you dealt with that spider is beyond me, I'd be having to buy a new side panel 😂😂

[@CarCleaningGuru]

I knew I could just pull the trigger and blast it with pre-wash if it got cocky.

[@lanehogger1532]

Wankers who want mates rates. I’m self employed and it annoys me. Great job btw.

[@furrymessiah]

Non-car guy my arse, that's a bloody pedestrian, mate. I'm not a car guy and even I manage a wash/wax once a month. That level of neglect is beyond the pale.

[@jonibravo9004]

By non car guy, I think he means people who literally don't and will never give a damn about the motor. You're definitely not one of them if you wax your car once a month.

[@philsmith2219]

Tough gig, great work as always 👍

[@michaelskinner896]

Nice work Guru! Very entertaining. It always amazes me how for most people the 2nd largest purchase in their life becomes an object of pure neglect.

[@epep649]

The 2nd largest purchase in a mans life is a woman

[@michaelskinner896]

@@epep649 Right, I don't know how I forgot that.

[@daibennett9224]

Even for a non car person this is another level of bad.