Card Tricks with Jeff Bezos

[@honeysessions]

David: does a trick Jeff Bezos: *laughs in billionaire*

[@campbellkay549]

almost trillionaire

[@luigivicharelly4380]

Idontknowhowmuchmoneyhehas-aire

[@ArchMage1011]

LOL

[@-invalid-2882]

@@campbellkay549 i dont think you know how much a trillion is a trillion is such a large number barely anything is on scale with it the heat of the sun isnt even in the trillions

[@Screaming-Bees]

Finna be the first trillionaire

[@bogbog]

Jeff Bezos: says a joke. Jeff Bezos to Jeff Bezos: *A H A H A H A H A H A*

[@spencerlenahan2879]

He is his own yes-man.

[@wandzel9386]

It’s a very old rich man type of laugh too 😂

[@JonnyBeoulve]

I do the same thing. I live life freely and like to make myself laugh. It's not a bad thing.

[@user-nh1og5hy1u]

No one laughed at his jokes at all that's why he had to

[@wizbiz512]

A H A H A H A H A H A

[@ameeralkanaan8845]

Jeff's laugh is what I imagine a rich person's laugh is like.

[@mitaskeledzija6269]

Its irritating

[@thepowerofnexus7848]

Hilarious

[@thomasbraun8308]

My buddy's dad is a quasi billionaire and laughs the exact same way lmfao rich people things

[@xavierortiz6713]

That's exactly what I said

[@m7mo0o]

he used to laugh like that before he became rich though

[@prabhatpramanik5898]

Everyone at the party wants Jeff’s attention but David just came up to him chugged his wine and ate his glass. 😂 Legend

[@breadtoast1036]

(rubbing hands like hes using lotion) "yo jeff wanna see a magic trick?" (maintaining eye contact on the prob million $ wine he is holding)

[@TEzlATEkkA]

Bro needed a snack.

[@barrytelium]

“Chugged his wine and ate his glass” is a helluva move

[@iLeicha]

When you that talented, you can go to those extremely rich f*ckers party and entertain them and get attention and money

[@JohnTaylor-bd1uy]

I bet that one sip was about 10 grands worth.

[@elguapo87]

David Blaine: “Does anyone have an iPhone?” Someone hands him their iPhone David Blaine: Takes a bite out of it “Thanks, now back to what we were doing”

[@unclemamad8023]

that's what i was expecting

[@cosmicadventure9184]

@@unclemamad8023 mee too

[@Eminence_1337]

"Now make sure that's a real iPhone, oh yeah that screen looks cracked alright."

[@shrektical7674]

Lmfao

[@Jhoodemcee]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@isaacalfaro1098]

Nobody: Jeff bezos laugh: ha$ ha$ ha$ ha$ ha$

[@fluffyjar5234]

This is clever

[@echangf6416]

That profile picture of mayhem :v

[@voltstack7385]

ahhhh LMAO

[@lauributt8023]

😂😂

[@KhalilAKM]

HHHHHHHH

[@tothemoon3226]

Everyone at the party wants Jeff’s attention but David just came up to him chugged his wine and ate his glass. 😂 Legend.

[@onlyplaysveigar7241]

And then sleeps with his mistress.

[@dalecutlemusic586]

Only Playsveigar all while doing this trick

[@DanMProductionsBois]

Its pathetic how they act towards him.

[@rantingcullinarian]

Alpha

[@evyatarhadar8325]

Dan M It really is.

[@charlesyaryan6619]

Cop pulls over David Cop: Sir Is that weed I smell David: ....check your pockets

[@Ghost1126]

one of the greatest comments ever.......bravo sir!

[@naturenate7117]

That really had me laughing full on!

[@DeezNuts-]

😂😂🎉🎉

[@historicallyfirstprincipled]

underrated

[@suvamk]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Wil_Dasovich]

This literally looks like every group of rich people you see in movies. Like that scene from Ace Ventura!

[@lauqt1761]

Wassup idollllll

[@alyxshark]

Yeees, activist, yeeees!

[@samsherrington7423]

And you must be the Monopoly guy!

[@nabzgg4289]

Sup man

[@tropical9913]

Wow 2.52 mil subs, didn't expect that. Good job warrior!

[@cizia69]

Jeff laughs like he owns the world, wait...

[@fs3588]

You're onto something there.. *Google's net worth*

[@Parananza]

220 BILLION DOLLAR'S LAUGH?

[@fatfrankthepeteacher2503]

And here we go into the most cringey, boring comment section I have ever witnessed. Grab your sedatives ladies and gents ⬇️

[@ig0ty0ur6ix4]

He acts geeked up, like he was taking a d r e n a c h r o m e

[@mtio2807]

🤪

[@danegonzales2329]

David: Can you put a signature on this card Jeff: Done David: Now open your mobile banking app and check your account Jeff:

[@InternalAmbition]

Hahahaha

[@amandar3467]

THAT IS THE CONTENT WE NEED TO SEE

[@josmyl]

I was just thinking jeff wouldnt write his real signature.

[@ГенадийПопов-ч7б]

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[@superkamiguru3449]

Watch, I’m gonna make a billion dollars disappear, watch...

[@bert29]

Jim Carrey's letterman appearance, where me mocks rich ppl laughing, brought me to this amazing weird video. So accurate.

[@Mrs.toilet25]

I think this video became famous because of Jeff's laughs

[@conorstraub6087]

I came straight here after the Jim Carrey video too

[@KRACb]

Джим Керри - такой же вор как и Безос

[@aleynamehmetoglu4212]

Same

[@javiervilla4193]

Same

[@superchargedpetrolhead]

David: Jeff, are you single? Jeff: No, i am happily married David: *_Check again_*

[@krono6606]

oh shi

[@phnxsteve7up]

Did he do that trick to bill gates too

[@PD-uk1zb]

U got the idea for this comment from the will Smith video… u not slick

[@BryceJohnson88]

You taking pleasure in another man's failed marriage says more about you than him

[@JohnKim_24]

HAHAHAHAHA

[@captainreed3740]

David Blaine : are you a billionaire? Jeff : yes David Blaine : check again.

[@aiyaanaziz3856]

lmao

[@zyrilltagudar6766]

4 horsemen be like....

[@ragim.9937]

bro thats hilarious. deserves more likes

[@jonathanhauhnar8434]

Soo Underatted.

[@seanmcadams1216]

@@zyrilltagudar6766 everyone's bank account in the room went up $100,000!!!

[@TheSupersonic321]

Jeff's laughter reminds me of Jim Carrey mimicking how wealthy people laugh in the David Letterman's show

[@josche6555]

r/beatmetoit

[@hootiehootheblowphish4109]

I was looking for this comment

[@HoodieVII]

Yes! Lmfao

[@doomerconsumer]

THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT I WAS THINKING ABOUT DURING EVERY LAUGH

[@mclovin209]

That's amazing that's exactly what I thought and I haven't watched that in years

[@hodgsonnn]

2:26 the sudden stop of laughter says everything about him , hes not laughing hes just trying to look normal

[@Themoreyouknowthelessyouknow0]

You're one of those people that thinks to deep into everything

[@haydenboozer]

@@Themoreyouknowthelessyouknow0I think you need to think a little more “to”

[@Themoreyouknowthelessyouknow0]

@haydenboozer I think to much. That's why I'm so critical hehe

[@despairdx]

That is true but can someone describe him? What exactly it tells

[@uucea]

"Can you put a 3 digit number" Jeff: "Oh wow I haven't seen such a small number in a while"

[@justsomeguywithoutamustach5679]

You mean he has not seen a small bank account in a while😂

[@FlipsideJr]

Just Some Guy without a mustache . thank you captain obvious. I would've never understood the joke without you

[@Discipline-Diligence]

Hahahahahahah

[@aspcia]

😂😂😂😂

[@user-zt4zr7eg6z]

😂😂😂

[@emiratay100]

David: How much money you have in your bank account ? Jeff: 200$ billion. David: Check again.

[@adrianaparicio827]

Lmao this is the funniest comment on here bro

[@cocainemakesmesick8909]

Lol that funny😂😂

[@bous_23bul80]

Nice👌😂

[@buzztrucker]

Well done.

[@visorkatossa]

Now You See Me vibes

[@huntbruyere4044]

jeff bezoz has the most stereotypical billionaire laugh ever

[@salmanahjum-mathee9055]

Facts 😂

[@JICM25]

Jim Carrey was right all along, search "How wealthy people laugh"

[@pinokio3785]

I know that billionaire laugh from Dave Chappelle's billonaire joke. He was spot on

[@boozefiend]

Actually that's a Trillionaire laugh!!!

[@smokepepsi]

The one at 1:35 was so unnecessary

[@squidgewinkle]

The way Jeff laughs maniacally at 2:20 when David mentions that he doesn't want anyone to get hurt.... *shudder*

[@nickbloom6861]

Watch it at .25 speed. Even nuttier

[@thefirsttrillionaire2925]

@@nickbloom6861😂😂😂

[@Pigeuns]

@@nickbloom6861 LMAO TY

[@Pigeuns]

@@nickbloom6861 AHHH...AHHH....AHHHH...AHHHH..AHHHH

[@jamesr169]

Bruh it’s just ironic because Blaine just ate glass.

[@coconutz4535]

David: “Who’s the CEO of Amazon?” Jeff: “Me” David: “Check again”

[@peachtime1695]

Underrated comment

[@hamzamahmood9565]

HAHAHAHAHAHAVABABANABABA

[@evang909]

LOLLLLL

[@huda4860]

Lmfao

[@liquidphilosopher1816]

Jeff: (Laughs) Ah hah hah hah hah hah ha

[@benjym9905]

Jeff Bezos’ Wife: I’m filing for divorce. Jeff Bezos: AHAHAHAHAHAHA

[@bombaclat9758]

Too real🤣🤣

[@crybaby4185]

Jeff’s wife: it’s not funny Jeff you knew this was coming Jeff: AHAHAHA Jeff’s wife: why do you always laugh when I’m upset? *Jeff: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH*

[@phyrsenic3189]

@@crybaby4185 I was just about to do that

[@ryankelly16]

Yea boi SAME lol

[@keepsafeandsound6722]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@TripleDippah]

David: “Hit equal on the calculator.” *hits equal* David: “That’s your balance now Jeff.” *stares into camera*

[@jonathanjocobo5654]

*curb your enthusiasm theme plays*

[@simone311]

Im laughing louder than Jeff Bezos now thanks to your comment

[@buck8ab]

Lol

[@applegnzg]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@20gully]

Now You See Me 3 confirmed

[@momo3244]

Bezos is truly a Bond villain, that laugh is absolutely insane.

[@securedigit]

Jeff: pick any Amazon share. David: *picks any share* Jeff: Now hold onto that for 10 years. Ehahahahahahahah

[@TRUMY7]

Best comment LMAO

[@heyheythecat]

Good laugh

[@preenan5123]

Vyrevy

[@vrajani9517]

YAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAAHAHHAAHHAAH

[@SereneBliss]

Lol best comment indeed

[@ErikDC543]

Every time Jeff laughs he looks around to make sure no one suspects he is evil

[@RodSerling.]

Literally saw that too 💀

[@kaibaird4941]

ONE MILLION DOLLARS *puts pinky to lips*

[@juniorgod321]

Well, he always make sure that my packages arrive in time! How is that evil?

[@geezeus3446]

@@juniorgod321 I'm an Amazon driver and I get my check every week. Can't find the evil yet

[@Adriana-vq9gg]

LMFAO YES!!! I HAD TO REWIND IT BACK A COUPLE OF TIMES 🤣💀

[@peaceman5783]

Jeff Bezos : HA$HA$HA$HA$HA$HA$HA$HA$HA$HA$HA$HA$HA$HA$HA$

[@cunningfoxx3678]

😂☺️

[@sabihahmed1237]

😂😂

[@itssidhere]

LMAO$

[@jiyoo6109]

$o Funny

[@justplay6315]

Whatever he laughs sounds like $$ for us that's all lol

[@onisaloka6618]

“He’s gonna use this later to sign blank checks” 😂..I can’t explain how hard I laughed at that

[@loui7210]

Everyone was just laughing hysterically 😂

[@brianj5271]

When David gets nervous around people he eats glass then plays it off with a magic trick

[@trixbeatss]

brian j LMAOO

[@chaldoproductions613]

Why is this so funny

[@TheBigKing0]

Wait yeah, why did he eat that lmao. Didn’t lead to anything

[@chencho7083]

Did that with Katy Perry 😂😂😂

[@oh0stv]

pretty sure, the real trick happens later on the toilet ...

[@josearizmendi791]

He is so rich that he even paid attention

[@Rahul-zr4kn]

Lol,😂😂

[@SuvarnaGourDas]

Holy moly, why aren’t the likes raining!!

[@andyawesome2842]

this is gold XD

[@5000MikeMaster]

Old recycled joke alert, even spongebob used that one

[@SlamBoi]

Clever

[@WalrusRiderEntertainment]

He will have to do this with Elon Musk now ...

[@arundange1395]

XD

[@sheeesshhh4942]

😀😀😀😀

[@omarmandooh]

@People who Use youtube yes

[@JuKoHD]

@People who Use youtube he is again

[@parthsaigal9806]

@@depression_isnt_real actually that's other way around though

[@patrikadolfsson121]

2:20 such WEALTHY laughter it gives off a awkward vibe seconds after....

[@valentinasbalachnin]

Jeff laughs exactly how Jim Carrey said wealthy people laugh.

[@navinkamphues5992]

The developers based jeffs character on him.

[@offblack8744]

@@navinkamphues5992 was this a stimulation life joke?

[@navinkamphues5992]

@@offblack8744 more like a jeff bezos robot joke

[@LK-uc9kh]

that's what I noticed as well lmao, it's just a wealthy people laugh

[@navinkamphues5992]

@Mark Scufalos wrong he is wealthy

[@antonmand3671]

While he showed jeff the card trick bezos just made half a million $ so who‘s the real magician here?

[@j-dog7767]

lol

[@corenlollol2667]

Lmaooo

[@thomasburr9244]

More then that lol

[@NEO_NEO_777]

Good guess buddy! The video is 227 sec long. Bezoz makes around $2489 a sec. So he made exactly $565,003.

[@chrisalan6476]

Fawk. Really?? 🤯😅

[@hnogang5784]

Jeff: that was a nice trick, here's a million dollars.

[@bigstonez]

Depay

[@juicenot2481]

No, more like nice trick, pay me $50000

[@zthreetwo9874]

He makes 9 million dollars an hour.

[@zayd1111]

@Wladpad That's how he made his money

[@Hinarukun]

yeah right, more like "heres a coupon for a twitch prime"

[@norski96]

I love the fact that the bald bearded dude is so engaged - he's like a curious child who just got his mind blown! Dont mind the fact that he is one of the smartest, most innovative people on this planet - Vint Cerf aka the father of the internet, who made the internet possible with the first email sent ever, amonst a whooole lot of other achievements.

[@John-d9e4x]

Yes and now look at how stupid everyone is today,

[@tejasm5324]

Ohh I didn't know that thanks mate and also you can notice he's speaking thermodynamics and all

[@Ethan-om6vj]

Ikr he’s the most impressive guy in the room

[@green7449]

Old dude: He's gonna use this to sign blank checks. Everyone: Ignores him. Me: Genius.

[@AstroCool99]

He even looks up for approval, poor guy. Glad he was a real sport later on

[@benhadlock]

Top comment

[@DavidHu]

That old guy is the father of internet

[@Maximumblaze]

no amount of checks can put a dent in this guys pocket

[@bariswheel]

That gentleman’s name is Vint Cerf. Look him up.

[@Abdul-jd2em]

David Blaine has mastered his skills to such level that he’s comfortable performing in front of anybody

[@rasarmusic1]

You know what... I was going to disagree, but that’s just a perfectly sound argument.

[@space_4736]

Adam Fullhan it’s called witchcraft

[@moneymaker6155]

He’s always been that way since the early 2000s with any celebrity

[@billaak417]

He has masters. U and i cannot see

[@ModernTruth.]

Carlos Spiceywhiener alright let’s see you do them genius

[@UhtredOfBamburgh]

Plot twist: David Blaine transferred Jeff Bezos' entire bank account and legal ownership of Amazon to himself through the calculator

[@devinoutfleet1998]

LOL best comment. you're hilarious bro

[@iisJayLocke]

i feel like i already watched that movie?

[@retartedfreak]

Wasn't his phone. He knows better now.

[@ayobelajar6831]

Bezos should really afraid of that possibility

[@halimuh110]

LMAO

[@terabapaaya]

No matter how talented Davis is..always Jeff’s laugh gets attention 😅

[@BodyworkASMR]

bezos is laughing because he never saw a number that low in his life

[@mogaantonio7703]

=)))))))))

[@eaturk1]

He wasn't always rich

[@nixjrlifts]

So funny 😀

[@aslanlusk6621]

😂😂😂😂

[@unreal1257]

Bezos is laughing like he will never give his money away for like charity

[@ashishnalavade9244]

Others have to laugh even if they don't get why Jeff is laughing.

[@icmorgan1]

I’d be friends with him. He seems kinda nice. He has a sense of humor.

[@AlteredBeast92]

The pow@ of money

[@altruistization]

Yeah like you do when Modi does!

[@lalmuanawmamualchin2430]

The best joke I have got in a long time

[@yannolove1335]

Moneyyyyyyy

[@andyfieldmagic]

That's his laugh when they ask for a pay rise.

[@pacho6821]

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

[@srbija1365]

Or when they ask for a washroom break at the warehouse.

[@xhveease.4455]

Our pay is pretty good tho

[@axpg1297]

Br dot this comment is paid for by the amazon corporation

[@NoahVIP]

@@xhveease.4455 im glad youre willing to settle for pretty good when your CEO is worth over $175 billion

[@BMarie774]

1:42 can be achieved in multiple ways. First being that the magician will actually have a ice cube or grab a glass with an ice cube and grab the cube, break the glass, and swiftly stick the ice cube in their mouth. Rock candy pieces can sometimes also be used, or straight up swapping in a sneaky piece of sugar glass. Secondarily, some people will ACTUALLY bite and eat glass and when done correctly..it’s relatively safe. It takes A LOT of knowledge and safe practice before you even attempt real glass. But essentially they will learn a certain way to chew it where it does not cut the gums or tongue, and it’s almost instantly pulverized into a sand like material, thus not sharp anymore. Chewing and breaking it up by chewing quickly dulls away the jaggedness, and it should be crunched up quickly. It’s a very hard skill to master and people should on,y do it if professionally trained.

[@JabBlower-te5cx]

I've watched interviews, and David has spoken in length about studying the human body for years to find out what it can withstand. So I could believe that he found a way to eat real glass without getting seriously hurt.

[@adziuba12]

DB for sure eating that glass let’s be real

[@Korgath13]

He says in an interview that he did eat glass and that it may have caused unknown damage

[@drewmark1618]

His performance is mind blowing. David's tricks were great also.

[@bjwkusgxjdks]

Who’s performance?🤣

[@bhoovJunc]

@@bjwkusgxjdks Jeff's laugh is a masterpiece

[@RAMIbinyousef]

OMG 😂😂😂😂😂

[@jaddal2215]

All David did there in the beginning was lift two cards, making it look like one card, then throw the decoy card in the middle leaving the signed card on top. It's called a double lift

[@yneshAshanti]

can't say the same about your joke

[@TheRealNabil]

David Blaine: *eats glass* Also David Blaine: “and now back to our regularly scheduled programming”

[@jayrajpareek4716]

It was mainly a distraction so he can do his tricks in the back to takes everyone eyes off.. to different things

[@cdcace78]

@@jayrajpareek4716 I agree with you a 100% It just gives him time to create a diversion or misdirection in order to make the trick work. And with that note, I'm still sitting here trying to figure out how the hell he did most of it. LOL 😆 Anyhow, I'm not Penn & Teller, so I'd say I've been Fooled!

[@adisuyash]

I don't think that was a misdirection..

[@ashif4280]

I thought he was going to bring back the glass to normal shape but he did't.

[@subscribetopewdiepie2069]

Also Jeff: “HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA !”

[@mudawins5942]

Jeff: *speaks* Also Jeff: laughs in *billions*

[@AironNoriaLong]

Soon to be a trillionaire. Its never enough.

[@speedychicken831]

AHAAAA AHAA succ we feasent

[@ServingChrist]

He laughs in evil. He is a morally corrupt person.

[@ZamaanIsmail]

David smashing it as usual

[@AeroMittens]

How a billionaire laughs

[@jpthsd]

Biting glass is incredible ... it is not joking around ..this guy is serious magician!

[@nova8585]

I think he mentioned in a recent interview that he regrets doing that particular trick cuz it destroyed his enamel.

[@shanemandem]

Even Jeff Bezos laugh is richer than my whole life.

[@saralbudhiraja]

Nice One Bro

[@jt9556]

Normal people: hahahaha Jeff:huhuhuuh

[@merus9220]

Lmfao

[@demigod8674]

Facts

[@andyrichardiancu4880]

top comment 😂 but 💯% tru 😐

[@jermis3762]

Jeff Bezos: laughs Everyone else: he’s rich, dammit! Start laughing!

[@refox0537]

😂

[@BlockImmigrants]

*Laughs in rich*

[@edkhalil1392]

@@BlockImmigrants lmao

[@noy5626]

Lmao 😂

[@Beast-ed3wt]

They all are rich

[@mohudal-bazzaz6464]

Little did he know the trick was just a distraction to hack his twitter account

[@corkyvanderhaven3391]

Good one, money

[@realmetaprince]

Hahahhahhhahhahhhahha

[@miroz5824]

This comment wins the internet award of 17th July 2020, there might be more of the same down below, but this is the first i saw about this and just LOLed :)

[@garorade]

Wasn't the trick just every card is the same?

[@DatHombre]

@@garorade Did you not watch the whole video lol??

[@SirCrediblee]

“Who has an iphone?” Bezos: “oh you son of a-“

[@yashrajsingh6537]

David: "Jeff are you married?" Jeff: "Yes!" David: "Check Again"

[@canaanjones2811]

😂😂😂😂

[@aseeiim]

David: turns to Bill Gates Bill gates: *chuckles* I'm in danger

[@chaoticorder5116]

Marriage is for suckers now XD

[@seanmatthewking]

David: “What’s in your butt?” Jeff: “Nothing.” David: “....Check again.”

[@vinotux]

jeff: HAHAHAHAHA

[@KarimJovian]

I want to laugh like Jeff laughs. Thats a rich laugh

[@IAS_Pramanik]

When you know you can buy all peoples standing around you 😂

[@okayokay12]

الله

[@fatfrankthepeteacher2503]

That’s stereotyping

[@RoastBeefQueefSniffer]

You mean make up your own laugh like he blatantly did? Idolizing that vile egghead means you are part of the problem.

[@afk_anus6692]

vaginalbloodbelch ooooooooh jealous

[@youraverageguy2495]

Poor people: Can we rewind that Rich people: We need a high speed camera

[@brrr3338]

😭😭

[@wizcombo]

Ayooooo 😂😂😂 that’s

[@Alex-nw2vz]

💀💀💀💀💀

[@madhivanananbalagan]

Best comment here 🤣🤣🤣

[@johnkhai3567]

🤣🤣🤣💀

[@ChroniclesOfEnigma]

David is such a master at his craft. Much respect.

[@jastbu1890]

that last trick was awesome!

[@awwmirbulbul]

Comments section: 1% appreciation about magic trick 99% about Jeff's laugh..

[@onemoremisfit]

10% worn out copy paste meme comments.

[@DalaiLama131]

yesss

[@postedfinx5090]

He sounds. Like the emote in clash Royale

[@justintime41776]

That last trick was amazing. Baldy pulls 5 cards. Multiple people do multiplication and adding. It comes out to the cards baldy pulled. How????

[@samy-g6757]

David: “I just don’t want anybody to get hurt” Jeff Bezos: “Hahahahaha”

[@samtripleseven]

lmao

[@pumpkineater6i9]

god damn his laugh

[@coolguy-dw5jq]

Cringiest thing I have ever seen in my life.

[@dylanhecker6686]

Laughs at obscure things like he's the Joker 🤡

[@prolamer7]

I swear its straight out of old James Bond movie... kzbin.info/www/bejne/jqvbZGCegNGSlZo

[@robobop3721]

"Enter a 5 digit number in this err... calculator. Now press Transfer "

[@poet_stowage4574]

🤣🤣🤣

[@ricekrispyy]

😂😂😂

[@sajeel9596]

This is gold like seriously🤣🤣

[@juggernaut420]

lmaaaaaooooooooooooooo

[@sahilbasha6536]

😂

[@Wallace_1123]

02:24 When Jeff finally realizes no one is laughing so hard like him

[@katt2064]

Jeff bezos laughs like there is someone holding a gun behind the camera.

[@micsss_]

yeah that one part in the middle he laughed for no reason wtf

[@11219tt]

It’s cuz he decided to count as high as his money for fun a few years back. He’s still counting to this day and he doesn’t wanna lose count.

[@Villlxn]

i slapped ur momma oh yeah yeah I think he laughed whenever David Blaine said “be careful with that” as he was passing the broken glass ... right after he just took a bite out of it lol the irony

[@MentallyUnhappy]

@Pear had to look for this comment to make sure i wasn't the only one who caught that.

[@ganeskmr]

😁😁

[@dc37wwe2kmods]

Have you noticed every time after Jeff's laugh, he somewhat contemplates as if he just laughed a little bit too much? lol

[@cocainemakesmesick8909]

Yep He Does.

[@charlietube7165]

Lizardman confirmed

[@DioBrando-qv3mo]

NatureTube You’re thinking of mark zuckerburg

[@callumshah7891]

Funny 😆

[@lafeo0077]

it's beautiful

[@oktainsv14]

Jeff Bezos sounds like he's impersonating Jim Carrey impersonating rich people laugh.

[@DJfractalflight]

You are not wrong!!

[@troje3016]

I'm dying :))))

[@Jakarii]

Jim was so spot on with that years ago lol

[@ChrisMolyneaux93]

"OH, BEAUTIFUL! HAVE YOU GUYS HEARD THIS ONE?"

[@Puppy_Puppington]

Amazing comment.

[@SeeYouNextTuesday-]

David: ‘So Jeff, how much money is currently in your bank account?’ Jeff: ‘Around $100Billion *David: ‘Check again’*

[@ghengiskhan69]

Every time he laughs, ATM's around the world automatically dispense money lol

[@jairajwanshi3281]

We think alike

[@alexmiller5589]

Why dosent this have more likes tho

[@rahulvivek4872]

AHAHAHHAHAHA

[@CoachHavy]

😂 lmaooo

[@jrloyal2594]

U meant the vaults😂😂😂

[@mikerope5785]

Jeff's laugh is like an alien trying to imitate human laughter but he's only watched Austin Powers boxset.

[@Onikens]

Underrated comment lol

[@gypsyneighbor4922]

I thought I was the only one 😂

[@pabloescobar4524]

Just look at him the whole video. XD he is an alien or some kind of creature

[@darcyf.5455]

i was watching him and its like "its real glass" "HAHAHAHQAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA anyway"

[@lekoman]

There’s audio of Jeff’s laugh on the Amazon intranet. It’s famous inside the company for being so... goofy.

[@caricatureparty]

The secret to being a billionaire is touch people’s arm when you laugh.

[@larryfisherman2175]

Or own a business and not caring for your em6

[@trollflower4690]

how come when i do that, people call me a creep

[@92kosta]

The same secret goes for dating.

[@andyrichardiancu4880]

JB 650 are you a billionaire? 😂👍🏻 that’s why you a creep ... sorry,no offence

[@TheWormzerjr]

Jeff Bezos magic trick is that he takes tax payers money and disappears it.

[@Twinyoppa]

Jeff bezos looks like a Harry Potter character

[@hiteshchalise3988]

Jeff: We need a high speed camera *laughs in 170 billion dolors*

[@Seamalicous]

Jeff could buy a different 16k high speed camera to shoot every individual frame of the million plus he'd need to catch Blaine in the act and still be twice as rich as the next richest dude in human history

[@imnotsharingmyrealnameonth5601]

@@Seamalicous fuuckk you

[@UditENG-xi4pu]

@@Seamalicous he is far away from being the richest man in history .

[@qwertykaps1042]

@@imnotsharingmyrealnameonth5601 why?

[@yazenaissa8461]

“Dolors”

[@boogieboss]

Money doesn’t make you happy… Jeff: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[@snobbygnoblin3107]

@@bradensams976 true but what is $35b to him?

[@muzammil6651]

@@bradensams976 his net worth is 240 rn he doesn't care

[@jonaswastaken9301]

Money doesn’t make you happy But David Blaine does

[@liquidphilosopher1816]

@Kuo That's murica for you

[@yzma6142]

LMAOOOO

[@siddhantthapaliya8699]

Jeff Laughs exactly like Jim Carrey's imitation of how rich people laugh..

[@waseemchady2562]

This comment! 🤣🤣🤣

[@osmantandogan8357]

thats the comment i am looking for 😂

[@Montano76]

1:04

[@vanced682]

Exactly

[@in8187]

That's a lot of soul sellers in one place.

[@NickSadowski]

that's vint cerf. one of the guys who invented the internet. and david is blowing his mind. has to be an incredible feeling to stump someone that intelligent.

[@kingbollywood22]

This is the truest definition of: *Rich mans laugh*

[@iznomau5]

Richest* (cries in poor)

[@kingbollywood22]

@@iznomau5 nope

[@commercio3564]

@@iznomau5 yeah, Richest man laugh.

[@bewatermyfriend7355]

Sounds like a fake laugh to me

[@ahshitherewegoagain.5861]

Be Water My Friend 110% a fake laugh but when your that rich you can laugh for no reason.

[@FweshPwinceJiff]

Everyone says "How David Blaine?!" not "How's David Blaine?" Imagine the suffering he feels in the toilet pooping glass shards...

[@floopflap]

LMAO

[@glutentaco]

At least someone says it in the comments section of every video.

[@usmantahir6434]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@yontennn5908]

🤣🤣🤣

[@raldinho9738]

I like how that had nothing to do with the card trick. He just needed a good snack

[@vasilije.sljivic]

Always know that you are closer to being a millionaire than Jeff Bezos is.

[@purrformance]

Small loan of a million dollars

[@libertyprime2921]

There are 19 million millionaires in the United States. Its not that difficult

[@SirZeck]

@@libertyprime2921 alright, mr millioner.

[@ACTION646]

billionaires are millionaires bruh, just to be exact.

[@vasilije.sljivic]

@@ACTION646 yeah kinda true

[@kevinpro9872]

David Blaine was born* Doctors: I can't feel the pulse David : check your pocket

[@EfayBTS]

jeff laughing cause he's thinking of buying david

[@goat3934]

😂😂

[@asmmah29021]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 literally snorted out food

[@davidweber3900]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@cartubeshorts9067]

HAHAHAHAHAHA

[@shafrazazeez366]

😂😂😂😂

[@ChickenWings103]

Whenever Jeff Bezos laughs I picture him sitting back in an armchair obnoxiously stroking a cat

[@manas_singh]

Stroking his bald head

[@aaronshaman]

Hey myself

[@a.h.543]

A white cat at that...

[@jacke1862]

Real life dr. Evil

[@lordshaggy5213]

A black cat

[@CalebKasper]

Jeff: “Now that’s what you call a million dollar trick!” David: “Thank you! Thank you!” Jeff: “No seriously here is a million dollars!”

[@Snchz587]

😂😂

[@momcilomrkaic2214]

He lost 8 billions in few days he doesnt want to become broke

[@fawaz2996]

😹😹

[@fawaz2996]

We all need to find means of making our own money not checking on Jeff bezos

[@mikedaskalakis5006]

@@momcilomrkaic2214 8 billion is less than 5% of his net worth

[@myself3209]

2:19 "I dont want anybody to get hurt" *Jeff diabolically laughing*

[@jacobjardinier6308]

Jeff laughs and then Immediately has a straight face.

[@pneumonoultramicroscopicsi4065]

Because he is faking it

[@centralprocessingunit2564]

because he saw he was being recorded.

[@centralprocessingunit2564]

@@pneumonoultramicroscopicsi4065 whay makes you say that?

[@Sam-jo2hq]

@@centralprocessingunit2564 he is 100% faking it

[@MrMajsterixx]

@@centralprocessingunit2564 If you dont see that he is faking it your weird. He could be easly a murderer with this laugh.

[@rozaligreen527]

David Blaine: Makes a joke Everyone: Smiles or laughs politely. Jeff Bezos: AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAAHA

[@rozaligreen527]

@Andrew Stevenson it was multiple times lol. Not just that once

[@selmanuzun4409]

Is it just me who thinks it gets more awkward after he laughs❓

[@astn4990]

Selman Uzun yeahhhh so true

[@rajgopinoth4241]

Jesus Christ give the guy a break. The shit was legitimate funny

[@mixedhookah]

Because he gets the humor. Watch it carefully you’ll also get the jokes, i was laughing with jeff myself

[@amirgamil7108]

"tHe SeCOnd lAW oF thERModynAMicS HAs juSt bEEn viOlatEd"

[@canetoad6944]

Hahahahaha

[@gondwanaman9362]

😂 Nerd

[@ryder4430]

Cane Toad69 your profile pic violated me

[@starvinmarvinoff6045]

😭😭😭

[@GodSpeed1105]

Nerds lol

[@Swalker20659]

He's got the billionaire laugh down perfectly.

[@Alex.C86]

If I had Bezos’ money, I’d laugh the same way every time. About everything.

[@Jimmy-Knowledge]

i just farted hhuuhahahahhhhahaa

[@habibbialikafe339]

he laughed like that before he was ceo of amazon

[@garrisonsavage2323]

If I made Bezos' money I would put 99% into helping the world and still probably have billions to spare. like how can someone have that much and then some have nothing. Nobody should be that rich unless they plan to save the planet.

[@mrgarden5564]

@@garrisonsavage2323 okay Marx, go back to sleep

[@NiffirgkcaJ]

@@garrisonsavage2323 how can you be so sure that his whole net worth is liquid cash? Do you also wonder how can a billionaire lose so much value in a single day? It's obviously not liquid cash. So you can't really expect them to donate 99% of their "money" since that $100+ billion value isn't available for them to just spend anytime, anywhere.

[@oblivionunion]

Are we just not gonna talk about how they all literally look like the rich people out of a movie???

[@9mar875]

The wealthy people in movies are shamed by the wealth of Jeff.

[@linus___546]

I was just waiting when all these supervillain’s will explain us the plan so we know how to save the world

[@TheBrownieSundownHD]

Are we just gonna act like this isn't a literal gala

[@MrSharmabros]

life imitates art

[@SCHMUNKERS]

Jeff bezos is the most stereotypical billionaire I've ever seen, he has the laugh the facials and the style,

[@mccheezy8696]

David: let's take the broken glass somewhere so nobody gets hurt jeff bezos: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

[@odjoz2762]

I was like wtf! (Was looking for that comment tho, thanks lol)

[@Discipline-Diligence]

Hahahhhhahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

[@BDubb824]

Thought I’d chime in. He’s laughing at the irony, that someone who just bit into a glass is trying to make sure nobody gets hurt.

[@RealmKeepa]

he laughed because of the irony😂😂 the dude just ate glass

[@callanc3925]

Theres a "jeff bezos doesnt care about his workers health or safety" joke in here somewhere

[@phlix1]

David: How much money you have in your bank account ? Jeff: HAHAHAHAHA

[@NaughtyBwoi]

David Blaine: _”careful I don’t want anybody to get hurt”_ Jeff Bezos: UGHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA [touch David’s arm] *_twitches neck like reptilian_*

[@trumpluigi9203]

Bored Engineer Operating Near Groom Lake Detachment 3 100th like

[@ahmedfazli3877]

I was like wth is he laughing at 😂

[@flone9872]

Jeff thinking, can I hire this guy to make my EX disappeared.

[@platota1542]

Maybe it’s because u guys don’t get his humor? Lmao he’s laughing because the dude literally ate the glass and ask people not to hurt themselves ... which is pretty funny, not d riding the billionaire btw

[@andysux1]

Dude laughs like a villain in Batman

[@captainwhiteshadow]

Blaine: *Draws a card from the deck* "Is this your card?" Jeff: "Why yes, that's my debit card, AHAHAHAHAHA - Hey, wait a minute..." Blaine: *Starts hauling ass*

[@darkesttimeline7026]

underrated comment😂😂

[@deja3173]

Lmao 😂

[@justaboy2100]

this one of the best comments ever, you have my respect sir

[@lulgrim]

@SunOnShine why defund the police?

[@ryehgdfa2434]

@SunOnShine Defund BLM, fund the police.

[@CCCFFHO]

Jeff Bezos was laughing regardless, because he was $1million richer in just those few minutes...

[@Dad-vice]

You have a typo - I think you accidentally hit ‘m’ when you meant ‘b’

[@omarnashukati507]

He earns 2,500$ per second

[@danielromeo99]

Good one

[@bruhmoment5219]

@@Dad-vice no, he ment that Jeff got an extra $1 million in those few minutes because if he got $1 billion in a few minutes he would already be a trillionair

[@Craftnik-cn8kp]

@Jack DeVoe r/wooosh

[@sanyampandey4181]

David's wife: I'm pregnant David: Check again

[@shivaneepatell]

Bezo laughs because those numbers are unrelatable.

[@chrishandsome4267]

How many times you gonna comment on the same video?

[@cameron3426]

Wealth coach? Nice👌

[@passerby4278]

Don’t copy others comments , be original

[@cameron3426]

@@passerby4278 lol fax

[@eoggierdmnd7770]

Elon

[@rmo5682]

Jeff: Starts laughing Everybody: Laugh! He's rich damn it!

[@edrzl]

Definitely surrounded by yes men

[@Francesco-cj3oi]

Wait...we are rich too...AHAHAHAHAHAH

[@Nimbi86]

🤣🤣🤣 lmaooo

[@sivaapmss7495]

@@Francesco-cj3oi hi

[@manhalrahman5785]

@@Statistica101 richest are still rich

[@jackl8349]

“As you can see here, this number is actually Jeff’s bank account PIN number.”

[@kingsman-5130]

For real ?

[@floopflap]

LMAO

[@falcongamer58]

Is that how he got hacked?

[@bboynew]

@@kingsman-5130 Yes really, hurry and withdraw some cash!

[@joaquinvelez1239]

Talisman I’m on it

[@shanenolan85]

The way Jeff said no to the IPHONE 1:58 😂🤣😂🤣🍎🍏🍎🍏🍎

[@zynosgd9982]

David Blaine: "Can you type a three digit number?" Jeff Bezos: "I haven't done that in ages"

[@realCriminalLawyer]

Lmal

[@realCriminalLawyer]

Lmao*

[@JM-yn8mb]

"I only speak in 9 digits"

[@steelersfan9595]

At :08. “He’s gonna use this later to sign blank checks”... Acted like nothing happened cause no one laughed lmfaooo. We’ve all been there dude😂😂

[@papadetexas9843]

Hahaha, i missed it, that is a genuinely good joke tho

[@Andyachinhead]

Have a feeling no one really likes that guy anyways

[@wackyroo]

​@@Andyachinhead you really gonna disrespect the inventor of TCP/IP like that?

[@Andyachinhead]

Jack Hollis-London yeah, I guess so

[@tycowashere]

it was probably too loud

[@bestshorts4248]

The only thing I have in common with Jeff Bezos is we both laugh on our own jokes

[@bumblebeechris]

haha

[@lukasmartinek5493]

:D

[@mezalong]

At

[@travisriddick2158]

😅😅😅😅😅😅😅

[@GTRrocker84]

Hahahahaha

[@joshlopez9693]

David: pick a card, Jeff Jeff: 10 of diamonds David: check your bank account, Jeff