Care to Make a Wager? - Secret Life #2

Back with SECRET LIFE!
3 Lives. 30 hearts per life, but NO REGEN.
We complete secret tasks to regain health!
Grian: / xelqua
Smallishbeans: / smallishbeans
Smajor1995: / dangthatsalongname
bigbst4tz2: / bigbst4tz22
Etho: / ethoslab
Bdouble0100: / bdoubleo100
Renthedog: / rendog
InTheLittleWood: / inthelittlewoods
GoodTimeWithScar: / goodtimeswithscar
impulseSV: / impulsesv
ZombieCleo: / zombiecleo
SolidarityGaming: / solidaritygaming
PearlescentMoon: / pearlescentmoon
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[@CMinorOp67]

16:50: “You’re going to stay for this, Tango?” “I’m excited…yeah.” “All right, never freaking mind.” BDubs is just naturally hilarious.

[@pearl_rose4442]

He doesn't even need to try he is amazing 😂

[@iamsushi1056]

"our whole deal is that people give us hearts, wanna join?" "I will if you give me your hearts" He's a perfect fit

[@TGo-n-Roscoe]

The absolute foreshadowing of pearl saying, "I'm not like you, I'm not gonna tell..." omg... just hilarious.

[@levchenkodarya]

13:29 - "My kids came from school...they were having a good time" "One of them was crying"

[@krishbhatia1289]

Tango is like the shady dealer in the beginning of every series, with absolutely no success, and somehow its still wonderful content

[@yopium40]

But... Bdubs restarted his story, it was not done within 30seconds, Tango had won that bet 😂

[@jamtone4492]

So scar in every other life series, lol.

[@StepperBox]

Cut-me-own-throat Dibbler energy

[@kaitlynethylia]

@@jamtone4492 nah, scar is successful, we mean like Martyn in third life

[@BlackSun6393]

Scott: "For Nuttin?" Tango: *shakes head*

[@shanesunil]

That sounds so wrong...

[@davidyodo24]

Yeahhhh 😅

[@Craeonkie]

Nutted AND got 2 iron

[@5pindin]

Well, he did have his Willie in the water last episode, it was inevitable really... :p

[@Taolan8472]

Tango writing that with scott RIGHT THERE? He should have known better.

[@gabbieblue]

bdubs is far too charismatic to have someone walk off in the middle of a story 😆

[@olegfedorov3225]

Have you watch Bdubs or somebody's POV where his task revealed?

[@gabbieblue]

@@olegfedorov3225 yes i have, thats why its so funny

[@NeroYow]

I know right. His ads is the only ads I never skip in KZbin.

[@BerzerkaDurk]

The sleepover at Pearl's is the most wholesome thing I've ever seen.

[@olegfedorov3225]

I bet it's going to be on the top 3, maybe even top1 episode of the series! 🥰

[@sukibear6199]

kinda sad they forgot etho 😭

[@vibaj16]

@@sukibear6199 etho wanted to sneak up on them

[@aceofarthropods2597]

​@@sukibear6199 and Martyn who was just suffering in the nether alone

[@beanykid192]

@@sukibear6199 and Martyn! He was busy in the nether dying

[@itsphantomking]

the only bad thing about having nearly 20 people in the series is that i have to spend 15 hourrs watching everyones pov

[@RobTFilms]

It's entirely worth it.

[@mariahb1894]

I personally love it. So much content to watch during the busy stressful work week. 😅

[@homemadefilms5718]

You can probably get by watching 2 or 3 perspectives by watching one from each group

[@thebunnygamer3290]

I watch Tango, Mumbo, Grian, Etho, and Gem in this series...

[@Ithenna]

@@homemadefilms5718 Yeah, I generally watch about 5 perspectives and just piece together the gist of what everyone else is doing.

[@CammyBiz]

I’m gonna be honest this is one of the smartest life series so far, it really makes you want to see everyone’s perspective and see how they accomplished their tasks. big props to making this series feel fresh as ever

[@adiemuller5422]

The Heart Foundation: Give Us Your Hearts™ Step 1: Give away all your hearts Step 2: ?? Step 3: Profit

[@JohnGisMe]

Task Idea: Make a romantic dinner for LDShadowLady and Smallishbeans, and get them to eat it together.

[@camslam8245]

OMG yes 😂

[@olegfedorov3225]

That's a good one. Even if Lizzie or Joel will get this task.

[@marychristyshackelford5595]

This…This was LITERALLY my exact idea. Like, legit I’m double checking the date for mine now

[@Taolan8472]

​@@olegfedorov3225its gonna be a *lot* funnier if Joel gets the task over Lizzie

[@randomgirl7163]

I LOVE THIS ONEEE!!!

[@PeteStakk]

I'm only two minutes in, but I just want to add that Tango should 100% have asked Scar to wager a gift heart of who can complete their task first 😅

[@szofiaosborne8007]

Wager on Tango's task vs Scar's? Because there may be a flaw in that logic 😅

[@jamedu4068]

Yeah that sounds paradoxical

[@matveytsarichansky8953]

@@jamedu4068 its not? if you mean that he would say "i bet that you will complete your task before me" this isnt a paradox because when scar does his task then you win the bet and complete your task but now theres no continuation because he already beat his task before you. a paradox would be "I bet that you can't help me complete this task".

[@jamedu4068]

@@matveytsarichansky8953I think the bet the comment was referring to is „I bet I can complete my task before you“ which would be paradoxical because he can only win the bet by winning the bet

[@matveytsarichansky8953]

@@jamedu4068 no, this is even worse because what would happen in that situation is the person he made the bet with completes his task then that means tango loses the bet and his task and thats it. again no continuation.

[@patcat1276]

Task idea: Obey all suggestions and ideas of other hermits, serious or joking, for half the session.

[@Eclipse_L_]

I like this one

[@didi81_]

Ok but this isn't hermitcraft , 7 out of 17 members aren't hermits

[@Ireneloafsyou]

Ldshadowlady actually got that task

[@jeremystott8188]

Tango, in a future episode, purchase hearts from 5-6 other players, but don't take them for yourself. Instead tell them that you will tell them who to give them to in chat later on. Then sell the 6 hearts to someone who is desperate, and then put their name in chat and bam. Throw back to your heart scheme in the previous series.

[@olegfedorov3225]

Or make something like chat roulette (or any other betting machine)

[@n3apy718]

Task idea: Start 10 conversations but then randomly leave in the middle of them speaking

[@agentminerchuan007]

Smajor had it this episode albeit lesser people to talk to and has to not get called out for it

[@zoterodisuke4398]

@@agentminerchuan007 and he should have failed since he told Bdubs before pressing the button which is unfair to Pearl and Impulse.

[@hamsterdmg]

i think the single greatest moment in minecraft was hearing all the hermits go "EEEHHHHHHHHHHH" when people walked in.

[@setsukoqq8585]

Task: Do a british accent around players that are british for 5mins for every british player there is. 😊

[@miniciominiciominicio]

Tango, I think your Lonely Hearts Club should go after BigB or Lizzie for your third. You need fresh energy that someone neither of you have interacted with much before provides. It might be easier to get Lizzie if you build with cherry wood and let her decorate Love Island in her style. Lizzie can be a great ally and she is very very funny. BigB is alone but he has a base that I don't see him abandoning so it would be tougher to get him, however, he's doing hilarious things that make me watch his episodes after my top 2 faves (cletho) when I used to save his episodes til last. Getting in on that action would bring much content to you and Skizz and vice-versa. Forget Scar. As much as I love him, he is the Maureen to your Joanne in RENT's "Take Me or Leave Me". If you're not a Broadway fan, then Scar is the "Leave me" part LOL

[@adam2802]

I love Scar but Scar is going to do whatever Scar wants. The man is Distilled Cat Energy. I'd second a vote on Lizzie tho. She always feels a bit alone compared to the others -- admittedly that might be how she likes it but it would be fun to see her wrangling Skizz and Tango

[@miniciominiciominicio]

@@adam2802 Agreed! Though in response to your last line I would say it would be fun to see Skizz & Tango trying to wrangle Lizzie LOL

[@shipwreck9146]

I had never watched BigB before this series, and he's been so hilarious. I'm loving his constant absurdist gaslighting.

[@SirLiamothy]

gotta be honest this is probably my favorite life series yet! It gets so freaking awkward, i love it so much!!!!

[@itsphantomking]

same

[@ronanh.9261]

Task idea: for a total of 30 minutes be higher than players when talking to them without getting called out.

[@CountLilac]

So funny bouncing around the groups as they come out and piecing together the secrets

[@TheMinecraftKing]

Task idea: If anyone asks, You're now Skizz for the next 15 minutes (You must talk, act, and respond to as Skizz . If you fail, reset the timer.

[@TheOmNomGirl]

would be SO funny if Skizz got this

[@Evie0h]

There should be a flip side to this, a note that says “But if you are Skizzleman, you must pick another player to be for the next 15 minutes instead”

[@TheMinecraftKing]

@@Evie0h Grian confirmed in his new video that any tasks with a name is randomly chosen for each section.

[@mypowerbob]

Bdubs father story went in so many directions lol

[@hannahgraham8075]

Tango and Skizz I think you need to call yourselves The Lonely Hearts Club

[@FilmAcolyteReturns]

I wonder if Grian ever watched Taskmaster, because this series absolutely reminds me of it.

[@MortalAnonymous]

If he has, he totally missed the opportunity to reference it when Scar wanted to call him Taskmaster.

[@sarahlandis289]

He should, it's a british show

[@RTheViking]

The trapdoor party is the most wholesome thing ever in these series

[@Rainbowalpacas]

“Two iron for nuttin!” “Scott.. no.. no..” 😂😂😂

[@beeboss7544]

The collective AAAAYYYYYY got me every time. I cant breathe

[@NotMeNever1]

I laughed so hard at tango shaking his head at scott for ”Nuttin”

[@pumpkincatcarnival]

The energy at the end of this episode was equivalent to the last couple of rounds of Amongus after a long stream 😂

[@nabaaeyddan7565]

Pearl to impulse: I'm not like you, I'm not gonna tell you my task. Pearl 30 minutes later: tells everyone her task.

[@kentjohnson6844]

Oh, missed chance. I would have walked up to Scar and said "I bet I can finish my secret challenge before you". Job Done.

[@Yaup_]

Task:Mine only the bottom 3 blocks of every tree you pass for the session.

[@Thatdudewindy]

That's evil, I love it

[@PeamThePanda]

I believe that was prohibited in the Geneva Convention, actually

[@Bruh38893]

That's the kind of stuff the Japanese would do in WW2, that's how bad it is

[@Vistrus]

Do that for two hours straight? Yeah, they aren't picking yours

[@b_ely]

​@@Vistrusit could be adapted to be less extreme - only with six trees, for example

[@jacksongreen4107]

Task Ideas: - Convince two other people to help you dig a hole for five consecutive minutes. - Get someone else to ask you if your behavior is task-related.

[@UnableToucan]

The behavior one was acturally liz' task this session

[@jacksongreen4107]

@@UnableToucan Huh. Guess they're way ahead of me!

[@agentminerchuan007]

After watching so many other pov it makes sense why tango was making so many bets. But then again he is the perfect man for the task seeing as he is also the one that created "you bet your life"

[@sanautin]

I went straight from Imp and Skizz's Podcast with Xisuma (part 2), to here with Tango for my first episode of Secret Life #2. Both were excellent! And btw, Tango definitely won the wager with Etho cus B-Dubs did not finish the story in 30 seconds......he added a PS.

[@SillySyrup]

Task idea: for 50% of the session, starting in 5 minutes, the floor is lava.

[@BlindScorpio66]

Task ideas: move someone's base over by 10 blocks - take 5 items from another person's furnace - sell someone a stick for something absurdly valuable - give someone's base a face - copy whatever someone says for 10 minutes - put goats in another person's house - go out of your way to be as annoying as possible for half the session - give evey person 10 dirt - sing to 3 people. And some hard ones too: teach 2 people a dance routine and get them to perform it - build 10 big frog statues - steal someone's boots. If these ideas are used, please put the credit as Liliana :D

[@DRAGONMASTER2004]

The copy whatever someone says thing you should change it to say without them knowing

[@jwhitely7]

Can't believe Martyn went down like that! ... Brute-al

[@LAffinity]

Task idea: Fully convince someone that you are on one heart (2 attempts)

[@emilieroxas6649]

Skis calling Tango “Top” has me CACKLING. Great episode, as per usual!

[@danielstrange9794]

So, I understand calling Scar "Face," but why Tops?

[@didi81_]

Skizz has been calling him Top for years ,it's not a new thing

[@danielstrange9794]

@@didi81_ Oh, ok. I guess somehow I've just missed it. Any idea where it comes from, though?

[@emilyrattini8462]

@@danielstrange9794 it’s just a thing he does with nicknames. He also calls Impulse Dippledop, or just Dop.

[@SaignusUnltd]

"Take the training wheels off the death bush" wins best out of context line in the episode

[@nini2488]

Task suggestion: #suggestions -dinnerbone a pet of another player -imprison someone for 5 minutes -interrupt players talking by running past them screaming

[@sarahlandis289]

I really like the last two. Laughed imagining them 😂

[@nini2488]

@@sarahlandis289 Timmy is my inspiration for the imprisonment one

[@CAve_CreAture]

Scar or Joel need to do the screaming one😂

[@pruzgaming6521]

I’m just here to see how accurate “21:43” is. IYKYK

[@Zera1928]

Task idea: get 2-3 other players to sing with you (not necessarily at the same time)

[@dodobadawy5791]

Skizz:You broke my heart. Cleo:I will your legs,AND I'LL BE HAPPY ABOUT IT. Quote of the year 😂

[@pbtbp]

watching tango listen to bdubs story so fake interested is HILARIOUS knowing the task

[@BlightStorm]

Pearl saying "I'm not like you, I'm not going to tell.." is the best last words for a task so far 😂

[@username_chili]

Task suggestion: Fill someones base with chickens and DO NOT GET CAUGHT (if there are no chickens then choose another mob)

[@danielstrange9794]

And if you're caught, blame the Man in the Chicken Costume

[@username_chili]

EVEN BETTER 🤣@@danielstrange9794

[@CAve_CreAture]

Poultry man did it, not me- Grian

[@A_gingerLad]

3:00 "You shower today 🤨" "no 😔"

[@adiemuller5422]

Impulse needs to press buttons sooner xD

[@dbseamz]

He's like the anti Grian. Sees a button and doesn't press it even when he's supposed to!

[@jorrit_8292]

Like last week, your description still features last season's contenders

[@Thoast_]

If I had a nickel for every time Scar has attempted to become the lone trader outpost of the server, I'd have at least 2 nickels. Which isn't alot, but its funny its happened twice.

[@callmefalse]

Interesting how Martyn only one who didn’t attend the party was the one who died

[@olegfedorov3225]

Etho didn't attend the party too. Didn't you notice?!?

[@laartje24]

You should know by now that Scar has an attention span of about 3 seconds XD It leads to a lot of funny interactions though.

[@kayleerebekah4710]

You two are girls fighting for scar’s heart, and he is the noncommittal boy. High schoolers throwing everything away for a boy. 🤣🤣🤣🤣💖💖

[@raymond7873]

Rip Impulse for letting his guard down after finishing his task lol, I guess it was such a relief after completing it that he forgot the rules...

[@brandonweaver3978]

21:43 according to “Tango” in episode six, this is the moment Cleo got banished from the heart foundation 😂

[@malpheus4299]

Poor tango wanting a third member and just being met with alliances.

[@forrestsprite]

I think the heart foundation needs a reason for people to come to the island. Maybe a gambling operation?

[@kaitlynethylia]

21:43 i cant believe cleo would do that

[@shipwreck9146]

I love how Skizz is calling Scar, "Face." I think it's a reference to Scarface, because Scar is a great dealer, and would be excellent for the Heart foundation.

[@albertkleynhans8776]

Task idea: Distact someone from doing wat they were and prevent them for doing that for 10min without them noticing

[@CAve_CreAture]

So, scar being himself

[@GoodTimesWithiona]

21:43 who else came here from Rens very specific 21 minutes and 43 seconds episode two mention lol

[@superSMASHbr0s]

Task idea: you can’t say no or disagree with anything for 20 minutes

[@KusukusuMonster]

I honestly though when seeing Tango making bets in other people's videos, that it was just tango being tango. Like "I bet you" is probably the one thing this man says the most, never would've thought it would be his task. Like honestly, you could probably make a video that's "Hermitcraft but only when Tango says 'I bet you'" and it would probably be over 5 minutes from season 9 alone.

[@Lohtex]

Every time you guys say Heart foundation I just think of my local dog rescue called HART. And think how fitting it is for Skizz to be using their name for this haha.

[@Ithenna]

That's it! They use dog rescue as the cover and guilt people into gifting hearts to care for the dogs, lol.

[@SpecialSauce234]

Task ideas: create the longest conga line you can with other players. Variation 1: the players have to be on rideable mobs. Variation 2: they are on mobs being pulled on a lead by the person in front of them.

[@CAve_CreAture]

Yes, that's amazing

[@Me3stR]

If Martyn and Grian joined the Hart Foundation, that would be just fine with me!

[@emmaemmafield717]

Task idea: guess the task of another player and try to copy it

[@benjaminbird3225]

Love Island? More like lonely island 😆 we love you Tango!

[@EntropicThyme]

you should have bet that someone else would complete their task before you. either you win the wager or you trap the other person into failing their task with you

[@joemcdonough8318]

Task idea, rename sugarcane “12 bamboo” and sell it to Mumbo.

[@Melody_OrMelo]

Pfft-

[@febblepebble]

Tango so often sets up bets in these series that I didn't even think that it could possibly be his task until I watched his video, even though I saw it happen multiple times in other perspectives

[@ParsureArts]

Task ideas: flood all of the floor inside someone’s base (all water source blocks) Replace someone’s crops with another type (wheat -> potatoes or something like that) Build a secret basement under someone’s base Steal from two people’s furnaces while they’re cooking/smelting

[@gdlividgryphon417]

21:43 if you guys were wondering why Cleo was banned from the heart foundation.

[@amandanye4087]

Tango and Skizz, the Lonely Hearts Club ❤

[@emmaparkin8543]

I’ve been watching Tango for 3 or 4 years now and it’s only just occurred to me that he reminds me of Kermit the frog when he’s angry 😂xx

[@The_Daft_Monkey]

“What’s the life lesson? Don’t use rosemary!??”

[@LiamDennehy]

So... Bdub didn't finish his story in 30 seconds? He needed a P. S.

[@sideshow_em4950]

Came to say the same thing! Tango really did win that bet.

[@adiemuller5422]

I already going to know I'm going to enjoy that slumber party every time I see it xD

[@haunted9069]

love seeing the task sabotage!!! (seeing bdubs struggle was so funny and impulse's reaction,, amazing) best of luck w the heart foundation, hyped for the rest of your pov this season :D

[@cupofmilkyway]

So much fun this episode Tango!! Love the animosity between you and Cleo, I was hoping for an alliance but this is somehow better?? Always love watching your POV early:)

[@ItBeMinty]

The series is so amazing, my smile is ear to ear :)

[@inkylynx7344]

Task ideas: throw eggs at people until 1 hatches, take everything super literally, have talked to all but 1 player during the session, get three players to mention their pets, be gifted an animal, follow someone without making a sound. Specifics such as time and numbers can be altered as desired.

[@mccannnd]

I know where the nickname "Face" comes from (A-Team) and it is awesome!

[@karotts]

"I bet you I can finish my task before you" then sprint to the button. :D

[@green-legacy]

hard task idea: insult 5 people have them walk away from you for it

[@calliepeavy339]

No one wanting to join Tango and Skizz is their villain origin story

[@FlamingGiant575]

Those berry bushes just LOVE Tango!

[@sidd_the_slushii]

I live for this series

[@Trapmaster123]

Task idea: give 2 of the players a task where they have to work together

[@Roberta7396]

At 21:43 Cleo gets banned from the Heart Foundation

[@aidanhershberger8558]

Task: refer to yourself only in the 3rd person for at least 15min

[@regamae]

Task Idea (maybe a hard one?): Successfully trade task books with two people! (Your original task is still your task, you just have someone else’s book in your inventory and vice versa)

[@riceradish5252]

to be fair, Cleo probably wouldve stayed if Tengo gave her a heart in the first ep 💀

[@scamartist26]

The “dead weight” joke is so good from this pov.

[@yfrx]

Been looking forward to this today!

[@hyruleprince8105]

Tango and Skizz, we are the heart foundation we’re gonna take everyone’s hearts. Gives scar two hearts