CarlSagan's Newest TROLL Level Personally Offends Me

[@DGR_Dave]

It's almost unbelievable how Carl predicted the spot I would struggle on the most in this level...and to personally put my name in the exact spot? Totally uncalled for and it offends me how good he is at predicting me with his trolls!! Obviously this is 100% me joking, as Carl is a good friend and I love him to death...that's why I highly encourage you to check out all his social media platforms listed in the description of the video!! Thanks for all the laughs Carl, you are da best ❤️

[@wiiview9482]

DGR hi

[@NotLucas0]

Sup dawg luv yer vids

[@Markgyver8240]

Thanks for always entertaining me. I'm in and out of the hospital over seizures. Just hope it's not tumors. You make me laugh in a dark place, thanks DGR Dave❤

[@bossbrickle1531]

Hey DGR, what happened to SENSEC?

[@fergalkidd91]

Canada: 100

[@AAAAAAAAAAHH123]

Dave: I'm not falling for any trolls. Me: The length says otherwise

[@TheLeviathan1293]

The length of the pokey, you mean :D

[@AAAAAAAAAAHH123]

@@TheLeviathan1293 I realize the joke but no, the length of the video

[@TheLeviathan1293]

@@AAAAAAAAAAHH123 That's such a relief :D

[@Si_Mondo]

@@TheLeviathan1293 Is "relief" an appropriate word, considering the context of your initial comment ....?

[@TheLeviathan1293]

@@Si_Mondo Yeah, since it's just a Pokey and nothing else, you dirty man!

[@ChristopherMoom]

4:23 The real troll is Carl ruining Dave's family friendly status

[@1yakup159]

Hello again

[@yolomolo8588]

@MR. HEY is it his fault?

[@yolomolo8588]

@MR. HEY i mean if he/she likes the videos you watch?

[@yolomolo8588]

That means that he(i am gonna do he)like the videos he watches. Good isn't it?

[@yolomolo8588]

And he like super mario maker,undertale and other stuff. He is a human,after all.

[@geekey3441]

I can just picture Amanda helping with the kids, and then out of no where: *CHECKPOINT CITY* **screams** **confusion** "Oh, guess he's recording another video"

[@TrebleClefDan]

Wait 173 likes no replies

[@user-bm9cv9vn2k]

@@TrebleClefDan wait 8 likes only in 5 days

[@jamesmcdavid1673]

"We're not going to fall for any trolls today." *sees big coin in what is obviously a death pit* "You know what we gotta do. Every hole is a chance for glory!

[@Geoferf]

Glory hole

[@lennonsliger3632]

It was made too mock the player by them saying "I am not going down there" but Carl stun locks them for the thwomp to push him in, but because Dave is so stupid, then he didn't get thy joke...

[@SameM1stakes]

17:27 Carl: Hey you like checkpoints, right? Dave: It's a beautiful city, that checkpoi-- Carl: Have a third.

[@tl_h_]

4:29 Carl in chat: I apologize in advance for the lack of family friendliness

[@16ktsgamma]

"I'm not gonna fall for a single troll. " Falls for almost every troll.

[@bradenrichmond860]

16ktsgamma yes

[@bobbieinks4494]

Totally agree lol😂😂😂

[@samurai2871]

But he didn’t fall for 1 troll... cause he fell for many trolls... So technically he wasn’t wrong.

[@flockster5336]

He avoided about 5 trolls. That's good enough

[@iami3rian394]

It's almost like it's intentional....

[@hayesgerder4185]

0:37 You're right DGR, you aren't going to fall for a single troll, you are going to fall for all of them.

[@ralaire]

I watched Carl's video on this and was waiting for the upload! Here it is!

[@mrcorn55]

The Super Mario Galaxy music really tops it all off at 4:20

[@TrisJ12]

Wat'cha smokin'

[@Jasmine-pc4qp]

The time stamp also makes it better

[@frankfilmic]

Watching Dave play through the entire anti-softlock without having touched the checkpoint was hilarious.

[@freddietickle732]

Dave’s reaction to the YouKnowWhat at CP1 is one the greatest things I’ve seen in a while

[@Lady8D]

His initial reaction or the reaction a bit later at 7:40 when he has Mario start sniffing it & says "It smells so good!"? LOL, seems like I'm the only person that noticed this seeing as no one else has mentioned it in the comments

[@itskjell37]

4:56 I say: Checkpoint City, it's a beautiful city that Checkpoint City Dave: Goes without the checkpoint through the pipe😂

[@Youngsheldon1987]

I think Dave needs glasses

[@Mu_Lambda_Theta]

You don't know how lucky you were that you got to play the version with the flying boom boom in the anti-softlock...

[@jamesds5016]

The only moment when you love to see Boom Boom: *Lard’s Force-dead area*

[@mickgorro]

You mean "Larl's Forced Death Area". Or "Larl's Anti-Softlock".

[@CosilHeiir]

4:55 how could you not go to the checkpoint city

[@alisiaale565]

He didn't see the Checkpoint.

[@andymm2673]

I love see you playing troll levels but i have a question: What about SENSEC? Is it paused?

[@NailujOwO]

Hello there, Andymm2.

[@azizzouari2859]

is this a re-upload ? I know that I've seen him playing this level before on youtube

[@ForTN0X]

instantly thought the same

[@heatherback451]

Carl did a video and this is a stream

[@thecoreofanapple8969]

Ur thinking about ryu i think

[@KniferLuigi]

I swear I’ve seen him playing this before too

[@dorisbain9281]

Ryu play it !

[@aaronratner6343]

I've been waiting for this one. Hope you enjoyed his...jokes. Love your content anyway, keep posting!

[@TheRealSpiderMew]

4:22 I bet you haven't seen a pokey that big since your old college days eh?

[@11amasuperboy]

"Every hole is a chance for *glory*!" ...nice.

[@cloudstrife6911]

At 24:00 I was yelling in my mind "Jump on the damn ice block!"

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

Well Dave, it's not a proper Larl troll level if it doesn't make you question your sanity.

[@michaelevans4265]

Today I learned I'm innocently minded.... had to rewind to see what Dave was doing pausing at 4:40 my mind was focused on how to kill the poke with the snowball

[@anthonnord9639]

1:07 Thats what she said.

[@froggydohdoggy5216]

Ah yes. Has a chance for glory

[@centurosproductions8827]

"They are not Blowey Joeys, they are called Twister McFisters. Look in the manual." Dave, that's worse.

[@febinthomas9512]

I watched Dave play this on twitch and it completely boggles my mind how he was so clueless as to not realize that the antisoftlock was just an antisoftlock and he just kept going back there over and over CONVINCED that was the way to go and that there was a hint at the top and he couldn't figure out that all he had to do was go back in the P-switch door. Still love ya Dave but my god

[@Ron3343]

DGR, Carl's reaction video was HYSTERICAL!!!!! You should make "Good Job DGR" Your KZbin banner for a while.

[@Elyzeon.]

24:40 someone called the 2 hours later slide

[@gragrim]

12:05 roommate yells to my room asking what the hell am I watching? Hahhahaa

[@alaynasollazzo1634]

8:43 I just see pokeballs at the check point. - Matt

[@MinnesotaExpat]

Well played.

[@coop2646]

I actually knew about Carl from the Odd1sOut before the other troll levels from him that you played. Great vid 👍

[@zeldaholich6436]

It is a true treat that I was able to see both Dave and Ryu play this level. One is not better than the other, but they are both very talented and very entertaining when they play troll levels. I'm grateful they both are here to make KZbin fun.

[@AmyTheMeower]

"Carl owes me a T-shirt now" When I get Mario Maker 2 I'm going to owe you the house >:D

[@danielgoodrich264]

DGR: I'm not gonna fall for a troll. Also DGR: Falls for every troll

[@07philip]

"I'm not gonna fall for one troll" 20 seconds later: Gets trolled

[@Whoahhhhhhhhhh]

4:22 Dave.exe has stopt working Reason:CarlSagan has made an pee pee with 2 snowmballs and an snowpokey Please reboot

[@Sugarman96]

You came pretty close to the world record, you should go for it.

[@vegrl]

Dave: misses the checkpoint at 4:58 Me: screams ‘THERE’S THE CHECKPOINT!! At my phone like a madman Also Dave: doesn’t even realize he can just start over at the forced death area

[@mickgorro]

We're being blessed with Ding Dongs out the kazoo! Dave, 2020.

[@Lady8D]

Right, if only he'd have said "up" instead of "out" - would hv made that moment even better.

[@ge0rgialiv]

4:24 - his olde college days

[@diggydiggyhole-fan]

Can't believe he didn't see checkpoint city through the big snowy balls until he heard the sound on a later life. "Not going to fall for a single troll". *Falls for every troll*,

[@irencsak]

4:22 It looks just like the Neo Armstrong Cyclone Jet Armstrong Cannon, it's really perfect. He even included Gintama's wing additions, and all this on a snow themed level. This dudes brain was working on a whole different level, much respect to CarlSagan.

[@oone1]

Yess been waiting for this video

[@moonlight-hy2cn]

I didn't see this on twitch but I saw his reaction on Carl's 1 hour reaction love the part at end haaaaaaaaaa

[@moonlight-hy2cn]

Reeeeee

[@SephirothRyu]

From the excerpts of the *Seventy Maxims For Maximally Effective Mercenaries*: Maxim 14: "Mad Science" means never stopping to ask "What's the worst thing that could happen?" This maxim, of course, does not account for those who WANT the worst thing to happen and are happy if something even worse happens instead. Like Carl.

[@dontmindme5879]

13:57 "what's a man gotta do, to understand a hot ding dong" 😏 -DGR 2020

[@jmisssy]

Please do Eeny Meeny Minni Moe in your next vid. P.s. Snip hair, hair snip

[@vrek_]

DGR at the beginning of the video : 😨🤣......😱

[@Demon-un7iy]

Dave only spend so much time in the anti-softlock because he sniffed that the ending was there! He is a mad genius.

[@hellfire66683]

Or cause he watched others play the level. He also has people play test levels for him and tell him about the levels.

[@Demon-un7iy]

@@hellfire66683 Well i was joking. I dont really believe he had any prior knowledge of the level judging by his actions

[@cayden12freddy]

"I'm not gonna fall for 1 troll" Famous Last Words

[@zairon1963]

I've watched at least 2 others take on this troll level, but Dave you are still the most entertaining to watch play any troll level 😂

[@medigoomnis]

DGR's weakness is still hints...thinking he sees them where there are none and seeing none of the ones actually there. Pretty great :) Little bit of Carlblind today, too, missing what was right there!

[@Kurachi84]

not only did i see it coming that the hole in the beginning was a bad choice, but i also saw it coming that Dave was gonna jump someone really should make a very big bad troll level, where he'd get to 50% of the level, if eh fell down, and grabbed some vine and got an invisible block or such, like a shell to throw underneath a pipe to get that block, making the pipe available for him 14:53 **looks up definition of "family friendly"** hmm funny that he's requesting Carl, as i was gonna check him out eventually life is hard right now, so very often i'm exhausted, but i'll check him out later on :)

[@ralphy1054]

When Carl uploads clips of DGR playing the level before DGR does... lol

[@renegade6578]

Carl probably had the Monado, cause he predicted you HARD

[@phoenixstormjr.1018]

23:55 thanks to Dave's editing we dont know how long that took but thanks to the upper right timer it took 3 minutes.

[@CaveMiner]

I knew that troll room was next to the flag before it even was revealed and I knew the blocks were going to break to get to the flag. Does that mean I've watched too many troll videos 😂

[@antilles58]

I'm excited to watch this one. I played this level already myself, so this'll be the first troll video I've watched where I know the level! Should be an interesting perspective on Dave's experience. :)

[@antilles58]

Definitely made me feel better... when I finished it I wasn't sure if I had actually done the right things or not! - I made a lot of the same mistakes, but not as hilariously. :)

[@RinrinFran]

4:22 Priceless...

[@lostarcane]

I watch every video and cheer you on. Could you stop screeching so loud it wakes my family?

[@Xenotric]

Surprised this made it to KZbin cos of the two the elephant sculptures

[@macmadness5932]

5:48 he knows he can just restart, right?

[@nutritionandphysiology8023]

Of course he doesn't know. That is high level big brain math stuff.

[@vehementham]

Yeah, the checkpoint's not worth it.

[@Zack207]

"Carl is the nicest human in the world" You should see his language to the poor cute little goombas...

[@andrewhyun1846]

First time Dave doesn't put an ! after the title. The troll level probably took all the brain power.

[@un-nown7227]

When he missed the checkpoint... I am kinda mad ngl

[@timbomb374]

I came here from carl's video of everyone playing his level. DGR seems pretty chill, not getting really mad (comparatively) n' stuff but laughing, that's what i'm all about.

[@davinfriggstad9731]

LOL!!! 😂😂😂 You completely missed the first checkpoint!!!

[@HavoCentral]

The best part is the high dan room with the snake block has two versions, one for rtoll level players, and one for normal players, and it got everyone.

[@heatherback451]

Donation: try going in and out of the door DGR: I have an idea

[@Lady8D]

Ha! I noticed that too lol

[@gferrol118]

4:57 Good job Dave...

[@alisiaale565]

I've been waiting for Dave's reaction after the weird-looking snowballs at 4:22 because I watched a video about this level on Smashy's KZbin channel!

[@ssr07dk43]

Reupload?

[@jordantfryman6184]

that last troll where the flagpole was.... you found cheese. in short the P switch was meant to keep spawning from the pipe. but you found a spot where it was out of range and thus not loaded.. P.S. I have been watching for. some time between six months and two years. and I just want to say. THANK YOU for all the laughs, fun, and enjoyment you have given me. and many others. sincerely Jordan.

[@Lady8D]

I thought that was the intended way to do it...if that's cheese then what's intended?

[@jordantfryman6184]

@@Lady8D essentially not going too far up. at least that's the impression I received from Carl's video.

[@Lady8D]

@@jordantfryman6184 Huh...I'll have to rewatch Carl's video I guess bc before DGR found that spot I kept thinking he needed to stand there - bc that's what Carl showed, I thought.

[@jordantfryman6184]

@@Lady8D he did show it. but he didn't explain if it was intended or not.

[@Lady8D]

@@jordantfryman6184 Oh! I actually did rewatch it tonight but I forgot to report back! He said initially he was gonna make it so that anyone that went up there was screwed but in the end decided to be a benevolent level creator & leave some space there so ppl could make it stop & still win, he even removed some of the blocks that were initially there so that ppl could get in there far enough. All praise the benevolent level creator lol

[@phoenixstormjr.1018]

4:57 not only is Family Friendly gone but Checkpoint City is too.

[@Machete-it7jk]

Watching a video of something you saw live is kinda cool because you know you were there. I watched this entire video and I thought it was cool when I saw my comments.

[@crimsonshinobi5281]

I like when it says "2 hours later", that it goes from 360 to 240, 120 seconds, 2 minutes :)

[@carpetclimber4027]

03:53 I have to give it to you DGR, you're extremely good at deceiving us you don't have a plan. ;)

[@tylermarshall46]

Every time he says "every hole is a chance for glory" I feel uncomfortable

[@idkwatimdoin4964]

4:59 dave be like " check point city baby" goes in pipe begins to realize that he missed the checkpoint

[@SuperTux20]

That intro... 😂 😂 😂 Vacuum Cleaner Dave!

[@hunterlee426]

I didn’t even think the blinking blocks were that bad I just think Dave needs to do some major practicing with them lolo

[@igreencake8294]

THERE WAS A CHECKPOINT THAT YOU MISSED THE FIRST TIME

[@bamacopeland4372]

Carl is one of the most evil people to ever exist in video game land. Though personally I've never met him the way he interacts with his crowd is amazing. He is both an angel and a demon. Just wait until they make Mario Maker 3. His troll levels are going to be even worse.

[@gruters7369]

I dare you to take the worldrecord at 8YG-NBV-G7G Keep up the good work my man!

[@coledavenport1223]

Hope all is well with you and the fam dave!

[@xThe1nex]

11:34 and 12:09 Haven't heard him make these sounds since back in his old college days 😂😂😂

[@thereallystoopidguy1449]

i can't stop replaying that intro

[@creativename4879]

When he missed the checkpoint I screamed internally

[@movinitlikedat45]

2:58 I read that as "Hiryu," as in Lenna's wind drake from FFV.

[@joejacobson7393]

"Every hole is a chance for Glory" --- DGR 2020

[@BT1902]

Dave. You must be in Canada. Only Canada, Australia and NZ have EB Games. As I I have one here in AUS

[@alphalentocolemore4618]

4:50 Its family freindly?

[@Wadson]

who cares?

[@vriskaserketontheps5]

Family friendly or not, it tastes the same. :smugtrap:

[@alphalentocolemore4618]

@@vriskaserketontheps5 Wow, did not see that coming I agree though

[@vriskaserketontheps5]

@@alphalentocolemore4618 should have expected that from me tbh

[@alphalentocolemore4618]

@@vriskaserketontheps5 Haha! Very edgy, i like it.

[@willbertthemango3467]

The entire time I was thinking he missed that checkpoint

[@Cozmicbuns]

4:23 what happened to family friendly DGR?

[@albinocat]

That was the best troll I’ve ever seen

[@jonnyj1]

**Ahem** don’t you mean the troll creators of MARIO for Mount Rushmore

[@davelewis8270]

This is extra fun after carl saying he has been watching a lot of dgr videos the other day

[@liquidscreamisnomore]

CARL'S BRAIN HAS TOO MUCH GALAXY POWER