Carnosaur 3 - Shitcase Cinema review

[@lampyman101]

Great review. I'm meaning to do a review on this sometime myself. Should be fun

[@shitcasecinema]

@das81 I recognised him from Die Hard 3 but didn't feel the need to mention it really.

[@NeBuLiSt]

Wicked review, again with the green brothers!!! Proper funny shit!!!!!!!!!

[@jkillyleagh953]

I NEVER knew this movie had two others before it! You telling me "Primal Species" is actually "Carnosaur 3; Primal Species"? DAFUQ IS MY DVD CASE SAYING THEN?! Ah well, I still thought it was so bad it's fun XD

[@jimmyjimbo72]

I actually had no idea that you'd reviewed this :D Sweet!

[@BluePencilReview]

This honestly looks like someone wrote a standard SAS/Tom Clancy's op-centre book and then they added dinos

[@MadIvano]

WTF? Alien 3 was great! It had an awesome atmosphere and was scary and dark like the first one, way worse than the masterpiece that Aliens is but still a fenomenal movie.

[@GoblinXXX]

"It's like your life flashing before your eyes, but all you see is ninjas and explosions." So, it's like Chuck Norris' life flashing before your eyes?

[@shitcasecinema]

@Ellise56 I know, I don't understand what has happened there at all, stupid KZbin.

[@harlequin75]

OMG...Carnosaur Trilogy? Hillarious!!! These movies are just beyond absurd.

[@Vampirosaurusrex]

There was a fourth called Raptor that was just stock footage from the first three.

[@Vampirosaurusrex]

The funniest part about these movies is that neither Dromaeosaurs (raptors) and T.rex are Carnosaurs. They're both Coelurosaurs.

[@velocirapteryx24]

@shitcasecinema The guy in the end was locked [was arrested] in the car by the cops. I immediately recognized the 'guy'. He was one of the groop who met the 'raptor heads' Ofcourse i could be wrong [and yes i have seen carno 1,2&3...amazing]

[@sfighter991]

Another great episode, even though the last half was insynced , I can't belive there was a trilogy of these horris movies.

[@sfighter991]

So not exactly a fourth movie, but a movie that would make people crave wanting to watch the first three...why they would is beyond me.

[@ThePeopleneedhelp]

NINJAS AND EXPLOSIONS SHOULD BE A MEME!!! :D

[@dinosaur626]

CAN'T WAIT FOR YA TO REVIEW THE FOURTH MOVIE "RAPTOR"

[@oliverscott2007]

Yay! Its Bruce, its Bruce, ITS BRUCE!!!

[@MrSuckeragi]

Sometimes I feel like most of my life has been wasted, then I think about all the people who spent time and money to make these shit movies and I feel so much better, cheers Johny Shitcase! Zaaardozzz

[@Stewiegriffinist]

If you haven't done it yet, you should make a review for Dog Soldiers.

[@Caffeine_Club]

I swear I saw that Raptor is riding a fucking skateboard down the hallway at 3:24 ... look at his feet when the light flashes!

[@Diamhea]

Leave it to youtube to screw up the timing. Surprised it took this long to happen to one of yours.

[@chadcastagana9181]

3:42 That annoying female scientist (sci-fi is full of affirmative action clichés) is played by Janet Gunn. She was very sexy back in the day

[@Da_ComputerMonster]

dam thoose green brothers dam them

[@shitcasecinema]

@fishbob1193 Haha I like this idea, I'm going to make that happen sometime!

[@LouisMinett]

I love alien 3 :(

[@TheImapletroll]

You're not done yet, there is one more film in the series "Raptor" I think you will enjoy it.

[@Vampirosaurusrex]

From what information I can gather about Raptor its apparently an unofficial sequel.

[@Xollob2]

nice effect with the bad lip synching. Maybe you should make your own ninja film, a possible sequel to ninja terminator.

[@pta917]

4:42 is the homeless guy

[@starkiller23610]

I have this movie, but it just says primal species and it says on the case it won a whole lot of individual film awards... Obviously not. I really like the last two guys who die, I wish they didn't

[@animaljp3]

5:43 it was a t rex and raptor, t rex put its head through canvas hole.T rex is not a carnosaur, but ceolorosaur.

[@animaljp3]

Review ginger snaps. It is a good film, I think you will like it.

[@shitcasecinema]

@sfighter991 Yeah I don't know what KZbin has done there, the dicks. But at least you haven't had to sit through 3 of these damn films like I have! ;)

[@AxelStone04]

This movie was great. in an awful way. and I mean an AWFUL way. but i loved your review of the series. very entertaining and funny.

[@pta917]

theres 2 raptors and 1 t-rex

[@quinnzykir]

Guess the director of birdemic made this movie

[@das81]

Hey, I guess you have lost the sing of another A movie minor supporting actor in this movie. The General that appears at 4:07, was a regular at John Mc Tiernan movies: A LAPD officer in Die Hard(I think maybe SWAT), a member of the crew of the american submarine in the Hunt for the Red Octover, also the eye bomb cop in last action hero and Schultz in Die Hard 3, where he got shot by Otto, one of Danko's men. But as a sick irony, this actor died around the same time this shit got released!

[@5355vbxjbj76rvn]

Carnosaur 3 made sense, if one could not see Carno 1 or 2. It certainly made more sense than Python 2, which so far - episodes 1 to 4 - is simply confused. Carno 3 needs patience to begin with, but it picks up nicely, even if it does not kill all the right people. Jurassic Park 3, as pointed out by another poster, is worse by far than this is. Jaws 4 is better than Jurassic Park 3

[@animaljp3]

you should review raptor film

[@TheDavynator0]

OMGWTFBBQ Prof. Bruce!

[@hobocamptheater]

speaking of Keanuu reeves there's actually one religion that has been proven wrong (completely) keanureevescanactism so for those who can't determine what that says here keanu-reeves-can-act-ism see now that was the only religion I know of that has been proven false.

[@BioticPlatypus]

@GunHed17 lol I just looked and it is indeed riding a skateboard xD

[@Themaniacnextdoor]

The 4th movie exsists.

[@CassDaMan1138]

Dude you need to be on TGWTG. Your Hilarious.

[@greyfoxyo]

shit man those plastic dinos you got look more realistic than the ones in the movie.

[@SuperCuttyBlackSow]

why is the movie called carnosaur if there is raptors and t-rex in it if a carnosaur is a different kind of dinosaur all together mental

[@phantomhurricane666]

please don't ruin The A-Team by comparing them to this.

[@CrittersRule247]

no no no im sorry but your not done yet mate youve got to review raptor which is all 3 movies jumbeld up to make a mixed pile of shit and if its shit you have got to review it p.s a really good review mate but you forgot a bout the guy who got his arm ripped off like in 1 and 2

[@theeundisclosed]

yes dinosaurs can because cheetahs can only run at high speeds for a limited time because they heat up or run out of breath or one of them so she LIES!

[@brianfuller5868]

Janet Gunn was hot. This is not a good end to a solid trilogy however. I did actually like the first two; at least fun.0/10 here.

[@wieprz]

@shitcasecinema how could you?

[@animaljp3]

review more dinosaur films.

[@das81]

@shitcasecinema OK XD. But really he died in 1996, the year this shit got released.

[@elcap22]

Alien 3 wasn't crap

[@SevereRepugnance]

Shitcase is win

[@ReffyReflet]

@shitcasecinema 1 thing u are AWSOME

[@trex32]

You should review jurassic park three i think its worse than this

[@TheAdventuresOfNoobs]

review that piece of crap carnosaur 4 aka raptor because its so crap i have the dvd and its that bad im thinking of selling it. Because every scene you see the dinosaurs its stock footage from carnosaur 1,2 and 3. Its that shit please review it i will laugh out loud if u do