Ultimate Ninja - Shitcase Cinema review

A look at The Ultimate Ninja. For (im)mature audiences only. Please note all reviews are very tongue in cheek and not serious, which alot of people seem to overlook.

[@shanedoe3462]

The most hilarious part of these ninja movies are the headbands that say "Ninja". What are they, five year olds playing dress-up in the back yard? What was the director thinking?

[@AdventureGameGeek]

@11:00 If I saw those statues in the pound shop that's a couple quid well spent I reckon!

[@seakwenz]

I love how "SUSAN!" is actually part of the themesong.

[@Doperwtje81]

How can this be called 'Ultimate Ninja' when neither Richard Harrison nor Pierre Kirby appear in it?

[@edutuario]

loved the supreme ninja rules john,you are a legend

[@JDBriceProductions]

So, just how many of these Godfrey Ho films had a Garfield phone in them?

[@Saint3188]

Another funny review luv your channel at times i wonder hust how u are able to sit through so many bad films at i know i couldn't but on the other hand it's great to have u back have a great new year i look forward to many more reviews and most certainly will put a great word out for your channel bye the way take care cheers mate.

[@WordUnheard]

Be a good ninja, Charles. I think I'm going to have a bumper sticker made with that on it.

[@theFFVIguy]

What's the only thing better than a Godfrey Ho movie? A review of a Godfrey Ho movie!

[@zerabubus]

I wonder where the golden and black ninja statues are now? They are priceless artifacts of film history! Love your reviews, and remember there's plenty more Godfrey Ho movies that you can only get on VHS, so if you have a VCR you're sorted!

[@LeslieMorris]

Nice review like always. I wish someone would actually write something serious about Godfrey Ho. In one interview he said the reason why he has so many "cut and paste" movies is because his dodge boss made him do it, and he didn't want to get fired. Also that Richard Harris was really pissed off at him because all the "cutting and pasting" devalued him as an actor and pretty much ruined his career. Anyway keep up the good work.

[@Chorlomis]

You restore my faith in mankind Shitcase Cinema.

[@mk2k4]

5:45 = Some of the best choreography I've ever seen. On par with the infamous Kirk/Gorn star trek fight scene.

[@TheSystemUpdate]

You HAVE to review Orca, the trailer for it itself is hilarious.

[@mrskaglolfoad]

I love Godfrey Ho. And Richard Harrison.

[@Rickyroo1980]

Jimmy, Jimmy, who the fuck is Jimmy? haha brilliant!

[@228ss]

the day shitcasecinema goes widescreen....will be a sad day..long live 4:3

[@das81]

Whoa is that thai guy that appeared in the thai segments of Ninja Assassin!

[@abba3642]

Monumental acting on par with Apocalypse ! Now. Guts❤ free hat! Free hat!

[@toledovf]

I love Godfrey Ho movies and I really enjoy your reviews! Thank you!!!

[@fazinazin33]

correct me if i am wrong but did that ninja have a happy trail at 2:07? lol

[@EPICsliceOFcake]

It just occurred to me that you should have reviewed the Black Christmas remake for Christmas.

[@Seraphim3040]

*head pokes out sideways from the doorway* ...impressive... I fell over laughing! You are brilliant! =D

[@harlequin75]

5:42-5:48 I use this sequence as a pick-up.

[@johnnybugify]

This is the hardest thing I have laughed at in a long time.

[@edutuario]

John this was brilliant, this might be a bit of heresy, but i laughed harder at this than zardoz :D

[@TheDevilinThePaleMoonlight]

"Charles......u mean the new leader of the red ninjas"???🤣🤣🤣 That's how u do dramatic dialogue

[@das81]

Oh yles, nothing more classic in shitcase cinema than a Godfrey Ho's movie review.

[@TarenReyem]

Hey John, ever heard of hard ticket to Hawaii? If not you should check it out.

[@randomcrapdotcom]

I think Godfrey Ho likes ninjas, just a hunch.

[@drownsinkoolaid4203]

randomcrapdotcom Actually he has a fascination with the human condition of wishing to become more than they are. Or you're right.

[@counting1210]

troll 3 plz - great review though

[@thaigerstyle]

Damn that just blew my mind away

[@wimvanderstraeten6521]

It's no wonder that Ho's movies make no sense, because he combined scenes from completely unrelated movies to create a new movie.

[@sfighter991]

"The Ultimate Ninja", where random crap is the deadliest weapon. LOL Good Review!!!

[@DudeNotSoAmazing]

whats with the swordsounds? its the same sound over and over again!

[@fedexior]

Godfrey Ho es my God!!!

[@Anarchist86ed]

Nice Knightmare reference...

[@UnCreativeDeconstructionism]

7 more videos and then im kept up to date. Miss your videos, johnny Also *turn up*

[@Xollob2]

I dont think he has so don't worry about it, I'm sure the shitcase cinema team will miss you greatly though

[@dennissmith5807]

I had that Garfield phone.

[@AximusPrime81]

Brilliant!

[@K1LL3Y]

When are you going to review killjoy 2 and 3?

[@morzansreddragon]

Is that Victor Guy Aussie?

[@IDMWEIGHTSIDM]

"hi stranger new in town" lmao, who would actually ever say that?

[@AlucardFanboy8745]

I want that garfield phone!

[@mrskaglolfoad]

Great review btw.. as always.

[@screenpuller]

This movie & all like it are the perfect example of why only the Japanese should make ninja movies.

[@PowerThirteen]

@playadominical Actually you can't; I've just looked and there doesn't appear to be a Wiki for Ultimate Ninja. CHECKMATE.

[@GoblinXXX]

@hugeackman But are you the SUPREME ninja? NO! (I'm the Meat Lover's Ninja. I guess you can be the Veggie Feast Ninja. Or Ninja with Extra Cheese.)

[@mrskaglolfoad]

John as your clearly a massive Richard Harrison fan do a search on youtube for "Ninja Terminator: How Richard Harrison deals with arguments " it is a song some crack head made from clips of ninja terminator and the Thomas the tank engine theme!! Enjoy.

[@MrThedude77777]

8:44 who's that?

[@maddoxfanx]

This movie is Naruto if it was made in the 1980s.

[@sgtmattkind]

sexiest video yet!

[@98Lubo]

charles is a well dino ninja

[@HardRock2Day]

I was supposed to be the ULTIMATE NINJA!!! Oh wait, wrong movie.....

[@johnrodriguez7786]

hahahahhhahaahahahahahahahahaha ''be a good ninja'' hahahahahahah poetry

[@ChimpFromSpace]

What's that?? Hmph!

[@buffilms]

watching clips from this film it seems like its creators are making an intentionally ridiculous movie that invites easy riffing. i prefer it when shitcase reviews movies that take themselves too seriously, those are more fun

[@Bamskrull]

lol th randomosity of this movie is entertaining enough XD

[@Sizifus]

05:29 He kind of looks like bald Nicolas Cage

[@Polderviolence]

Rage of Ninja. Please

[@brianfuller5868]

I wanted to have a ninja headband but I never did. The Ho ninja films are classic crap.

[@PathPro]

0 dislikes.. the trolls are sleeping..

[@WeHaveExplosive]

Gordon the ninja!! Hahahahaha

[@ChimpFromSpace]

What is that...?

[@edutuario]

JOHNDOZ

[@jarnovanderwerff]

be a good ninja... i lol'd

[@secondghost]

lmao! 1/10.. Your pretty generous this time around.

[@Caffeine_Club]

@playadominical .. Please let us know what we can subscribe to that is so incredibly worthy in your opinion. For someone who obviously watched some of the shitcase content, you obviously know what the fuck Professor Bruce was referring to. I'll save you the trouble of responding - Yes, I'm a dicksucking asshole, etc. etc. Just words. Unless of course you're into the always sad internet virtual threats as well. You hate this place, ..good. Thanks for stopping by.

[@EpiquestGame]

What a terrible movie. Thank you for watching it John so we don't have to :-)

[@scottcrabtree3239]

Are the actors Latin-American? Lol.....

[@SuperCuttyBlackSow]

wrong the meaning of life is zardoz as even shitcasecinema follows FACT

[@rofyle]

Ninjas with porn mustaches.

[@K0RP53]

watch?v=xdQldhv_KK4 i always though this was a classic and ate up ninja flick.