Carol of The Bells - EPIC VERSION (by Samuel Kim) | Epic Christmas Music

[@samuelkimmusic]

1 HOUR VERSION ► kzbin.info/www/bejne/opLRqXiuoM18pMU Have an EPIC and MIGHTY CHRISTMAS!!!

[@jibbychiibo]

Thanks!!

[@hoanglongnguyen3125]

Merry Christmas to you too

[@DioBrando_Sama]

And back here we are.

[@moss8809]

Merry Christmas!

[@fakename3168]

Can see you’ve made this year’s one can’t wait for it to be released

[@raspherion]

I was there, I was there when Krampus was Defeated. My name isn’t important, I was just one Elf among many, fighting in the North-Pole defenses trenches on December 24th, 1914. My comrades and I had received word that the enemy would soon breach our defenses and so, within only a few hours of receiving the order, they did. I was part of the Pole-Republic Fighters, Northern Infantry 123rd, known as the Merry Gentlemen fighters. We were held within our snow entrenches, the sound of the Krampusnacht Imperial force’s guns, ringing overhead. We were trapped; outgunned, out man, and out of time. We held the line, my elves and I, we held it with every bullet and grenade we could muster. I remember seeing the foes, marching on our position; The demon army of Krampus, with their dark, red eyes, and hooded wargear, continued to press on toward us. I remember standing there as my buddy, Alf, took a stray snowball to the eye, poor guy had his milk and cookies splattered all over me. Then, Ralf, had his entire chest cavity opened, by a well-placed sniper round. Dear Toy Makers, I can still smell the scent of his insides, all over me, as I held him there as he died. Our sergeant, brave man as he was, was out in the middle of no-elf’s land, armed with nothing more than a Candy-Cane rifle, with a shattered bayonet, fighting the devil himself; His supreme, Imperial Warlord, Emperor Krampus. The great enemy wielded a great, obsidian Greatsword, which he used to cut down my fellow infantry elves. like a Christmas tree on New Year's eve. I went to grab my rifle, locking in a fresh clip of Cinnamon flavoring, and lept from my trench. The sound of the dead, dying, and fighting, ringed throughout my pointed ears, as milky white tears filled my eyes. I ran and ran, watching as the two combatants fought before me. It was a few feet later that I raised my Candy-Cane Rifle, taking aim at the devil made Christmasy-flesh himself, only to hear the shattering sound of my leg, pierce with a harden-snowball, snapping and splitting my leg in two, like it was a gingerbread leg, causing me to fall upon the cold, blood-stained, snow. I slowly looked up, watching as Emperor-Krampus took the head of my friend and leader, Sergeant Cookie, displaying it for his men to see. He then tossed it before me, with a wicked grin that showed his sharpened, yellow teeth, and slowly walked before me, on his dear like legs red as fire. He held his sword, freshly stained with the blood of my friend, in his hands, as he hissed and mocked me with that forked tongue, raising the weapon high in the air. I then closed my eyes, having resigned myself to this fate and to my sins, knowing all was lost...Then, I heard it, the sound of hoofbeats, on a winter’s snow. I opened my eyes, blinking away the tears that filled it, only to look and see the face of Krampus and his demons, drenched in the bright, red burning light, that illuminated the battlefield, a look of terror that filled the demonic emperor to his blackened core. I then turned, not sure if I was dreaming, or if this was still real, but at that moment, I saw the face of my savior, with an army of winged angels at his back. He was a tall man, built like a Warrior of ancient Scandinavia, dressed in a helm of Iron, topped with a red hat, and a leather, X crossed chest strap, that held his flowing coat of red, like a great cape. He rode on the back of a mighty Reindeer, whose nose burned bright with the red, glowing rage he felt toward those that would bring such sin and corruption to land. His rider wielded a mighty, double-bladed Axe, etched with the dents and notches of enemy weapons throughout its candy-canned colored shaft and hilt. This was not the gift giver, the milk and cooky eater, this was the Santa Clause nobody ever saw, for fear of his wrath on Christmas day; This was Saint Nicholas Clause, The Santa Of War, and he had come to settle the score

[@RequiemPoete]

All evil trembled at the arrival of The Sinterklaus.

[@tobysmith6646]

This comment is very underated, if this was in a book i would buy it

[@polasamierwahsh421]

amazing story

[@zynh8930]

Great one 🔥

[@RDMN-vm1sz]

This hits different while listening to this

[@nekomimicatears]

"Santa! The children, they're in danger!" "I took an oath, an oath to protect the children. Don your armor, sharpen the canes, man the sleigh. Tonight the slow bells shall toll."

[@Hacktivator]

Nice. Wait. Who's he fighting against?

[@Tripp94]

@@Hacktivator krampus

[@TheScytheMoron]

@@Tripp94 No "Krampus *narrowing eyes*" ... you gotta MEAN it!

[@ICantThinkOfAFunnyHandle]

just hear those slay bells jingling ring ting tingling

[@Valaryant.]

@@Hacktivator vs Social Media

[@obi-wankenobi8095]

_Hope everyone has a Merry Christmas and another happy landing!_

[@CoolMyron]

you mean Life Day, right?

[@Arzene89]

Hello there

[@GreenGlo1991]

You too, General Kenobi. May the Force be with you.

[@generalgrievous262]

General Kenobi, you are a cheerful one!

[@tannerlucas4351]

❤️

[@DJMartinez2]

This song i think is an Anthem to all the people who work in retail during the holidays. All the warehouse employees, retail employees, truckers, stockers and just anyone in retail. This is how it feels getting ready for Christmas in July, preparing everything for the month of December and then we go for it. Having to deal with all the insanity, mayhem and hate. Retail workers are what make christmas magical. And we hate it.

[@ImperialGuardsman2]

Funnily enough, I hooked up to the speakers my department (we're the store version of the instacart app/we do peoples groceries) uses in our mini depot. And started playing this on Christmas eve and the day before since we were knocking on almost 300 orders. Management told us to turn it off. We refused.

[@Selkie7]

Omg I love this so much 😂 I need to see a Netflix series on retail workers at Christmas time with this as the theme song

[@rosemaryzarnack300]

😅

[@Handlealreadytaken.Trythisone.]

I can imgane, together with mail deliverers 😅

[@gracecurrie74]

PREACH

[@crushedacorn1207]

He doesn't come down the chimney. *HE KICKS THE DOOR IN*

[@siladarpasha5613]

Lol dude.

[@kingcal516]

I cackled, thank you for this 😂

[@Eternaldarkness3166]

Even Chuck Norris is afraid to be on Santa's naughty list.

[@siladarpasha5613]

This comment deserves an oscar.

[@jeremiahshine]

"...They beat him down. With his trusty elf and reindeer sidekicks he's back...FOR THE BLOOD OF THOSE WHO POUT!"

[@Gregarian]

I vote he's the next optional final boss for God of War, with his intro being like " It's been a long winter Kratos"

[@theseer6196]

GIVE THIS MAN LIKES WE NEED THIS

[@serafimu2003]

It would be perfect for the story its going with Fimbulwinter and Ragnarok

[@cnlbenmc]

Well supposedly the first iteration of Santa was Odin; so that might actually work.

[@kassandramontgomery2775]

Prepare for Fimbulwinter boy...

[@muhammedk4702]

Yea,In Record of Ragnarok

[@src6339]

"Last christmas... They took everything from him. This year.... He's here to take it back." *Nicholas.* in cinemas Dec 23rd

[@michelveilleux1275]

Cue a broken, beaten and bloody Krampus lying at the edge of a mountain over looking a massive drop, looking up and uses the last of his strength to stare at the thing that has rendered him cripple. "What...are you?" He asked in a strained voice. For moment, silence was his answer, only for the large, barrel chested man, red coat wearing, long curly white bearded man replied. "I'm Santa."

[@src6339]

Give me one night and I'll show you a miracle... Give me a whole year? Ho Ho Ho... _takes a shot of eggnog_ Well wouldn't that be something to see. _slams empty tumbler back down onto the counter_

[@josephamendolea3431]

@@src6339 Santa: "ANOTHER!"

[@Pultoni]

The masks took everything from him.

[@abbymmari741]

Rated R 😀

[@covid-192]

I love how these epic Christmas songs turn everyone into authors

[@crazyfire9470]

They do say “music inspires”

[@dmitriycherepenya]

Who if not we, will turn the world upside down, and make nice grandad into FKIN KILLING MACHINE?

[@AliefAmbatukam]

I already making 1000 possible story in my mindfrom this song

[@slololon]

Fun fact it was meant to be a new years song

[@ToxicIdeaStorage]

@@crazyfire9470 We do not need a Name, we will make one ourselves...

[@IrishSoyBoy]

"B-b-but I thought naughty children just get coal..." "Times change."

[@aiosquadron]

(Grabs Candy Cane Pistol)

[@lazerstudios9982]

Santaslayer, if you will

[@aidenstammler4618]

"Shhhh. No witnesses" *gunshots* Also yall are some fuckin nerds and I love yall for that

[@tai1364]

@Social Injustice Goblin Holy shit, that just pure metal.

[@willvanbecelaere7401]

@Social Injustice Goblin no, in this case he's kinda overlord like from the same name game, we also commanded goblins there.

[@raspherion]

Elf: Sir, it's Krampus...He's invading! Santa: Get me my Axe, it's time to settle this!

[@andrewbrigmond8784]

Jack Frost: I couldn't agree more, old friend.

[@aiosquadron]

Santa: Walks out with Candy Cane Pistols and Dual Mek'Leth.

[@JaimeD.]

Now this is a story I would love to read.☺

[@raspherion]

@@JaimeD. I'll see what I can post

[@matiu759]

Grandpa Mróz has joined the chat

[@dreadnaughtscout8552]

"This is no longer a war for the soul of christmas, this is a war for the souls of children!"

[@Godofawesome16]

Santa would definitely fight to save the souls of the childreb

[@PriceTheAvocadoKing]

I wanna see this movie plz thkyew

[@spencerthegarfieldfanboy]

@@Godofawesome16 childreb

[@dr.darkcrow6784]

"I've vowed, the day I dawned the Coat and helmed the Sled, that I would defend the Innocence and Wonder of all the Children in the World... *AND I'LL BE DAMNED IF SOME FROSTBITTEN YETI WITH AN ATTITUDE PROBLEM IS GONNA STOP ME!* YOU WANT THE CHILDREN, KRAMPUS?! YOU GO THROUGH ME!"

[@dreadnaughtscout8552]

@@dr.darkcrow6784 At this point, we may as well write a script to a short film, lmao.

[@animate24]

>you stay up late to see Santa come to your home. >you see a health bar pop up. >this music starts playing. >the health bar fills up five times. >a deep sounding and echoing "ho ho ho" resounds in the sky.

[@alexiserlexcc]

“ *you were naughty this year* “

[@royalfood5699]

You : "Why I heard boss music ? Wasn't I be a good kid ?"

[@adriancheuque8777]

i imagined that "ho ho ho" really low and got goosebumps

[@neonowlgery]

"My child! You have committed a sin, for waiting for me, therefore you are now a bad child!" *preapres to give the child coal*

[@funnyaerialman]

Alright you old sunovabich Saint Nick It’s time to prove to you why I only need one health bar and you need five.

[@chonkyseal7164]

So this is the kind of Santa who delivers the presents to The Holy Emperor of Mankind.

[@Dartchone]

Nah Sanguinius delivers gifts on sanguinala but he probably dresses similarly.

[@tarkusthebright7577]

nah this man is one of the lost primarchs

[@marclurenzgarzo8819]

He just going to throw the gifts insted delivering hahaah

[@orkweirdboy6776]

FOR DA EMPEROR WWWWWAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH

[@pulantemren]

Hail Commisar Claus!

[@TetsuShima]

Krampus: "I will ruin Christmas this year!" Santa Claus:

[@quardd-dz]

Grinch: *chuckles* I’m in danger

[@kenakune2279]

Krampus: Why do I hear boss music ?

[@HaloPrime212]

@@kenakune2279 Santa: I am the one and only Kringle

[@zoro115-s6b]

After 2020, Santa is NOT going to let anyone ruin christmas.

[@kleinuzimacki8873]

@@GarrisonMorton rose of the guardians 2. Krampus would be a scarier thing than pitch so better cartoon the crap out of him.

[@chocochipjewel]

Everybody gangsta till Santa pulls out the candy cane guns

[@samuelcahill7226]

True. Nice profile pic btw, Fulcrum. 😉

[@chocochipjewel]

@@samuelcahill7226 Thanks!

[@rajanbhateja6844]

I have the same wallpaper

[@d.aproductions5529]

*Insert Tomska sketch here*

[@kaboomgaming4255]

The ones in the picture look more like cannons.

[@Redstonestudios707]

Remember lads, Die Hard is a Christmas movie.

[@Paul_Bedford]

Yah it is

[@pellonpoika]

Yippee-ki-yay it is.

[@vexile1239]

The vtuber heavenly father would break you if he saw your comment

[@DrunkIdiotWithALazergun]

This man doesn’t just sleigh, HE SLAYS!!!

[@UlyseesSGrantGaming]

He slays orphans

[@daddyboileo]

@@UlyseesSGrantGaming “Santa…there are too many of them…what are we going to do?”

[@salb5360]

slay sleigh hahahahahahahah

[@crisppancakes743]

@@daddyboileo "We rip and tear." *Finishings sharpening candy cane with mouth*

[@statom985]

He is Slayer and even has his own band.

[@kyliesmith2004]

“Last Christmas, he gave them his heart. But the very next day, they threw it away. This year, to save him from tears…. HE SHALL RISE.”

[@fine1991]

Damn that's some epic fire statement 😤

[@LAdiartos]

This year, to repay his tears... He will rise and take back his presents.

[@thepetmaster3900]

Doesn't make sence

[@logical_thinker3715]

@@thepetmaster3900 This is a reference to a famous christmas song called "last christmas".

[@nickhayes1626]

@@thepetmaster3900 You don’t listen to much Christmas music do you?

[@jjlrdz]

That Santa is looking like a Boss from Dark Souls and this would be his theme.

[@AayYoWhatUp]

Agreed

[@Xetan123]

CHRISTMAS SOULS. Make it happen Fromsoft!!

[@tendopain2291]

Santa can actually be found as a boss in a dlc from dark souls 3 i think it was. either 3 or 1.

[@graywarden8340]

Klaus: King of Ice and Snow Klaus: Duke of the North Klaus: Glacial Monarch Klaus: Sovereign of Hail and Frost Klaus: Lord of the Ashen Shards. Or maybe they should compile all of these into a Daenerys Stormborn Targaryen title format.

[@silvera7267]

He looks like yhorm on his throne. When you and onion man enter his boss room

[@some..one..watching]

My man is made of pure CHRISMAS SPIRIT

[@guyman6647]

I can now confirm that this sounds just as good in August as it does in December

[@colinclarke4285]

Sounds good all year!

[@pollardkelly]

I’m so glad I’m not the only person listening to this in the friggin Summer. Haah

[@LeonSKennedy2002]

Lmao, I’m also listening to this in August

[@how2drawdinosaurs715]

@@LeonSKennedy2002 same

[@BruddhaGromby]

sepbember

[@samuelkimmusic]

Merry Christmas Everyone!!! Hope you have a great day!!!

[@charlielighting1]

merry christmas

[@VictorNoriegaDetective]

Merry Christmas Thanks for all your arrengements

[@wisconsinwintergreen6296]

Is that a cyborg Santa? Looks pretty sick

[@darthvader9681]

You too commander

[@tanmay_1454]

Same to u bro !

[@anonym389]

Carol of the fates -duel of the fates -Carol of the bells

[@ЖужелицаЗаморская]

Duel of the bells Sounds kinky

[@jasonelpelotudo]

Fuel of the dates

[@marcus4046]

Ding fries are done.

[@leeyouwon6969]

- DARK CAROLS - YOU DIED

[@warcrimesfordimes]

He's here to spread Christmas Cheer...whether you like it or not.

[@NeoGen1987]

When you remember that Santa Claus was originally a Viking

[@ChknLord]

"There he flies, Saint Nicholas the man in velvet red armor, upon his mighty reindeer drawn chariot. There he flies through the blackened sky of the 24th night of December. There he flies, alone to battle the sorrow and darkness that the year hath brought, to bring joy to the faces of children and parents alike. There he flies through the bitter hail and cold that nature would use to stop him. There he flies, when a jolly laughter rings throughout the night sky it brings hope to all, and to all a good night

[@alexzanderschwieger9938]

You should be a fucken movie producer that was good what happened next

[@alexzanderschwieger9938]

And now you've got a third sub

[@ChknLord]

@@alexzanderschwieger9938 Upon his Chariot he rode to the meet the forces of sorrow and misery. Upon his Chariot he rose up to meet those who caused such sorrow, to bring forth a swift strike of vengeance upon them and to be a rock, unyielding of fearsome retribution. Upon his Chariot he fought battles of the heavens year after year, yet many say he does not exist, although there are the few who still speak of the Man in Velvet Red Armor, St. Nicholas. Upon his Chariot he flies, piercing through the night sky like a Javelin, to some his jolly laughter brings hope, to others a punishment as dark as coal. Upon his Chariot he gives a terrible War Cry to let those know of his coming, with a grim smile, he screams, "HO....HO....HO!"

[@alexzanderschwieger9938]

@@ChknLord I think you might be a future writer or a movie producer or both

[@ChknLord]

@@alexzanderschwieger9938 That means so much to me thank you very much!!!

[@hardcoreholman303]

I'm not a writer but l have seen enough ideas in here that I will try to write the epic Saga of saint Nicolas slayer of deamons, punisher of the wicked and king of the True North. I know it's been a long time but like I said I'm a 9 to 5 guy. Here's what I got. Martin woke early with the sound of alarm coming from his family's living room. His parents were talking with panicked quickness and only with a few weeks before Christmas. He rose from his bed upset by his parents quarreling but not so upset that nature didn't call first. When he greeted them and asked what was the matter they brushed him off and said it was grown up stuff. Martin pressed them and all they would tell him was the earth was in bad shape because of humanity. What his parents didn't know was the problem was far older than humanity itself and how could they? They only knew what the state sanctioned news would tell them. The governments of the world didn't understand the situation. The news only spoke of suffering and strife that exceed the norm for the past two years. But none of them knew that a battle was coming to it's zenith. The battle was as old as time itself between good and evil. Santa rose from his throne and addressed his best elvish generals. Krampus comes for us all now not just those children who have been naughty. His master has set him loose and he seeks dominion of this plane in the great evils name. Upset murmurs and hushed discussions were about the grand evergreen table. Santa stood all eight feet of him. His generals quieted the spirit of Christmas spoke with certainty that evil would not triumph in the plane of existence he was set to protect. His huge muscles bulging under his layers of jolly fat and uniform that betrayed his lethality. He spoke coldly colder than the north pole itself and said these naughty inbreeds have a world of hurt coming there way and we will deliver it upon them or my name ain't Nicholas. The spirit of Christmas stood tall and as firm as the great tannenbaum in town's square. His red suit covered in runes of protection that glowed the same color as the season of the never setting sun. He proclaimed you'll die krampus along with your master now that I finally have a chance to kill you bastards like Rambo. He asked his sweet wife Christeen to give him his key to his private workshop while stating there is work to be done and a world to be won. The wife of Christmas was fearful but understood her husband's will. I was just a lowly toy wrapper at the time bearing witness to all of this I didn't even understand the severity of the situation until misses Claus presented him with the Wrought Iron key. It would have taken three of my kin to hold such a thing let alone disengage the lock and bear witness to the actual power it shielded behind it. "Truly terrifying to behold" the things our lord worked on in his free time . Little did I know then that I would become a century's long veteran in the war of the 12 days of Christmas. Excerpt from the memoirs of kind face from snowberry. Sorry to give you guys even this much so much later but like I said I work with my hands not my mind so much. Sorry and be easy on me I'm a craftsman not a writer. Thank you and I love all of you people this is the most likes I've ever had. H.H edited 10/6/22

[@theycallhimthebandit]

Id like to see a novel titled ironclad santa

[@powpownachor8012]

Bro, I want to to see a movie of this

[@nexo7181]

Fun fact he doesn't even live at the north

[@shutupanddrink3960]

And then make it a movie

[@amandeepgill5206]

Gigachad Santa slayer

[@HobbitNinjaWizard]

To everyone reading this: MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!

[@AayYoWhatUp]

You tooooooooooooooooo

[@bruhbruh8991]

You too

[@epicmusicartofficial]

My girlfriend and I used to listen to this to have a good night sleep. Now without her, the music is not the same it bring back good memories we had in a painful way.

[@Dragonsinges]

😢

[@infinity_sh4816]

i feel ya man

[@Ratigan2]

"Honey... I'm _really_ in the mood for some Carol of The Bells - EPIC VERSION by Samuel Kim right now"

[@CESRex21]

I KNOW right 😂😂😂😂😂 🤣🤣🤣. Wth is even that. ​@@Ratigan2

[@niceguy4801]

Lmao​@@Ratigan2

[@leustragaming4386]

Sounds like it would be in a Christmas... war.. movie. I love it.

[@joemama7125]

Umm we have that called violent night

[@jervosodesignatelier2378]

or Knight Remenption by: Bruce Willis 😁

[@leustragaming4386]

@@joemama7125 True... but is this in it?

[@cRnVNu]

@@joemama7125 _North:_ "Actually, its Red Guardian."

[@joemama7125]

@@cRnVNu ooh

[@mryoungandbrave1]

"No one messes with my holiday" - Nicholas 'Santa' Claus.

[@NMG.11]

Wasn't it something like Nikolaus? Hence Klaus -> Claus?

[@RequiemPoete]

@@NMG.11 Saint Nicolas was pronounced Sinterklaus in Denmark. Which got mangled to Santa Claus.

[@definitelynotyuribezmenov7611]

Nicholas cage

[@MAILMAN9936]

@@RequiemPoete sinterklaus sounds way more badass

[@gyronnax]

Krampus:*messes around with Christmas holiday just for fun of it*'' he he he''

[@PianoMeetsMetal]

Him: "He's coming." Me: "Who...?" Him: "Santa Clause." *"He's Coming to Town."*

[@musicstudio3700]

"He sees you when your sleeping"

[@samcochran8203]

"He knows when your awake..."

[@crossfire4691]

Creepy ass song

[@leeyouwon6969]

"HE KNOW WHEN YOU CRY......"

[@cascallar3s389]

_He know when u clean ur ass_

[@josephjohnson6697]

As a vet, I approve this to be listened to whilst spreading Joy and liberating poor little angels, from the hells on Earth they reside in. Oorah St. Nick, Wherever you are...

[@paul-the-unidentified-life2448]

Atreus: father, wake up! someone's here! Kratos: who are you! Santa: ho....ho.....ho.....

[@esqueletoquedesgostadeotaco249]

KKKKKKK

[@timesthree5757]

Kratos: I lay my ax at your feet. For I know I can not defeat you. Santa: Rise! Fight by my side Ghost of Sparta for Krampus is coming! The battle was glorious!

[@paul-the-unidentified-life2448]

@@timesthree5757 yooooo Krampus as a boss fight B3

[@timesthree5757]

@@paul-the-unidentified-life2448 Right!

[@darthv0129]

Kratos: OH SHIT RUN BOY.

[@Zack-xv2yc]

Santa Claus: "Merry Christmas, EVERYONE!!!" *Santa Claus in Marvel:*

[@tomlink5784]

I mean canonitcally...ur not wrong..

[@sladewilson2753]

He is an omega level mutant

[@the_solomon_sage8431]

and on the DC side, Santa has managed to enter Apokalips every year without fail to deliver Darkseid his lump of coal, and every year, Darkseid fails to stop him.

[@ratstickz6300]

@@the_solomon_sage8431 goddamn what a madlad

[@freddypedraza2066]

there's a marvel Santa Claus?

[@michellemccrocklin1610]

The King of Christmas stood with his red and white peppermint swords in his hands. His mighty elf army was at his back, their toys switched for blades and bows. Chariots pulled by magical reindeer made up the cavalry, and massive giants made of orbs of possessed snow marched to the front of the army with their massive war brooms at the ready. The blizzard parted to reveal the King's enemy, the ancient demon known as the Grinch. The eldritch beast stood with his green fur blowing in the wind, a twisting dagger in his hand. His wolf stood patiently at his side, eyeing the elves and looking for the most succulent throat to sink its teeth into. The Grinch's army was compromised of demons and ghouls that despised the spirit of Christmas, and though the Grinch was but the mere supreme commander of the army, the demon Krampus and his general, Scrooge, watched from afar atop their icy mountain fortress. The Bells of War began to sound, and the reindeer pawed the air they floated in, ready to attack. The elves raised their weapons, and the demons did as well. And as the Bells sounded out through the snowy wasteland, the King of Christmas raised his blades and yelled in a deep voice, "Charge!"

[@StarryBlueNightz]

This is epic-

[@petecampa]

Damn... that would make a great movie...

[@DracoInduperator]

This is amazing. I'd love to read the novel and/or see the movie.

[@jerrydillon9436]

BRILLIANT!!!!🙂🙂🙂👍👍👍

[@facundomolinamata1849]

the game

[@lescm6806]

the theory of carrying gifts around the world, brother is a warrior ready for his fight year after year.

[@nightkinwho]

Now this is the kind of Christmas music I wouldn’t mind hearing over and over again and not get tired of it.

[@The_Punisher83]

Especially in shopping malls

[@parmanandchouhan9839]

Yes

[@andrewlaughren4889]

Anime peeps would break out fighting

[@kevkicksassathalo]

I have to agree with this comment man this is more my style of music like metal heavy metal and rock this is on a way better level then the holly jolly Christmas music

[@elysium76]

Imagine a final battle between Santa and his Elves vs a horde of Krampus

[@josef-ralfdwerlkotte8333]

But krampus is just one guy.

[@mamadigui636]

@@josef-ralfdwerlkotte8333 Krampus is the leader, and his have a horde.

[@josef-ralfdwerlkotte8333]

@@mamadigui636 ah ok

[@kinnarawanderer]

Krampus and his legion of nasty snowy goatbois

[@swvwc8393]

Would that be Krampi?

[@auroragomez3218]

I like to imagine him as "santa the protector of children"

[@beren1898]

Well one of his patronage is the saint of children.

[@wearewarrior7051]

he protect children against weebs

[@remingtonwright6796]

"You're on my list..."

[@DumplingKhaii]

That would be cool!

[@jacobgamesgacha5689]

@Wrathful Coma I was actually thinking about that while I was listening to this, and it looked awesome.

[@27FEAR]

Me at 11:59pm on Christmas Eve after being naughty all year: “why do I hear boss music?”

[@stormstudios8226]

This gives me small vibes from the Santa in “Rise of the Guardians.”

[@hossdelgado626]

Right?

[@yurioroku6983]

Ah, yes... North, the Russian Santa!

[@ZeldaNerd222]

Omg yeah that fits so well

[@jairoespinoza5723]

Damn, what a shame that the movie was a box office flop, it would have been epic to see individual films of each guardian when they began to be, and the soundtrack of Norte would have been this

[@yurioroku6983]

@@jairoespinoza5723 I dunno, but the story is veeeeeeeeeeeeeery nice to me. Maybe the critics just woke up and were like... "Jack Frost sounds too old for his physical age, so Chris Pine is a big no-no. Big F."

[@thepaladinauthoryoutube]

The world is not all Christmas cheer, boughs of holly and jingle bells. The world goes beyond mere "naughtiness," and at the bottom of Santa's list are human traffickers. They take children and SELL them. He doesn't like that one little bit. He's made a THIRD list, checked it twice, decided you're the WORST of "not nice," and he's decided coal in your stocking isn't enough. Don't bother trying to run and hide, cause he sees you when you're sleeping and he knows when you're awake. And his team of eight not-so-tiny reindeer apparently also have very strong opinions about the criminal underworld that even supermax security prisoners would like to see gone. One way or another, he's saving those children, and woe to whoever tries to stop him. So to all those that would hurt and profit off the suffering of children I ask...do you hear that? Up on your rooftops, click click click. It's a little gift from old Saint Nick. And he's on the hunt for 23 straight days of Advent open season. Make your peace and say prayers because Santa Claus comes tonight... *FOR YOU.* "Merry Christmas, you filthy animals! And a Happy New Year!"

[@thekhans2823]

Just wow

[@ThatOneGuy_James]

"You hee'd your last ho"

[@RequiemPoete]

*UNLEASH THE KRAUMPUS!*

[@rockinredreaper346]

love you man, best comment on any video ever. muci included

[@thepaladinauthoryoutube]

@@raydyfetch3 Much appreciated, my friend. Merry Christmas!

[@noahlonaker2668]

When you stay up late to wait for Santa and suddenly you see a health bar appear.

[@solstice6505]

_Santa the Disrespected has awoken!_

[@lucyxchan6808]

Then you hear dark soul boss theme...

[@killbillgt4959]

Why this reminds me SAO? 😂

[@Gregarian]

You weren't a good boy johnny

[@miguelangelmarulandajurado1028]

Santa lord of the north

[@mackennakanzig]

i went to a magical cirque christmas at playhouse square last night in cleveland and they performed with this song and i just had to find it! they did awesome and this song just boosted the performance!!

[@TheLoudestRager]

It's Christmas Eve the clock strikes 12:00, Santa comes down the chimney He says "You've been naughty this year" Santa's health bar appears This song starts playing

[@dtambakaki]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@josephamendolea3431]

then your health bar appears and it's already down to half because of Santa's Glare of Doom :P

[@Sacred_Cow]

*"SURVIVE"*

[@hazyset]

If I make a game, this will legit be a christmas event. I will ask this dude to use it and then make it the best event in game history.

[@TheLoudestRager]

@@hazyset haha lets make it together im training to be a game dev

[@fluffykinsgaming]

One of my favorite Christmas songs just got even Better

[@josh_c9699]

Man is spitting straight facts

[@UlyseesSGrantGaming]

Fax

[@josephamendolea3431]

BRING ME ARIUUUUUS!!! 😛

[@Drn-3ltp]

Faxxxxxxx

[@xVeider]

Thanks to Ukraine ❤

[@thatjohnguyduh]

Me: “Dear Santa, I want a boss fight for Christmas.” *The chimney starts rumbling as the music plays

[@BasiliskenWrestlingFan]

Me probably being like: "Dear Santa, I want a Gauntlet Wrestling Match against all your Reindeers for Christmas"

[@serath78]

The man in red, the king of the North, has come: HO!, HO!!, HO!!!.

[@sedric42]

*one winged angel begins playing*

[@dtambakaki]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Moris91]

*Words are in Latin

[@Poli.Zygotikk]

I always loved Carol of bells more than any other Christmas song. I realize now it's because this rendition sounds like Hall of the Mountain King and I love it

[@sarangtae7185]

YOURE SO RIGHTTT and i love hall of the mountain king so much

[@Thesnakerox]

This song turns Santa into a monarch, his elves into knights, and his reindeer into warhorses

[@tighnari-j3c]

*health bar appears* Objective: defeat Santa's army

[@alexgunderson1422]

@@tighnari-j3c level mode : super hard Chance of survival:none Chance of hope: a lot 100%

[@Xarles47]

General Klaus, or Lord Nikolas

[@jinx1987]

I kinda wanna see that artwork

[@adityadhar4686]

Current Objective: *SURVIVE*

[@TCT24]

The battle between Santa and Krampus must’ve been *LEGENDARY*

[@maxamillion3437]

It was, read this comment section and you'll find multiple accounts of the battle

[@themandalorian562]

There was actually a Marvel comic that had Santa vs Krampus in it, it was pretty interesting

[@andyknightwarden9746]

Hey, Saint Nicholas could have been taking lessons from Saint George for all we know.

[@ktmal1681]

May your enemies blood paint your slay true red, may their skins stitch your sack together, their teeth cackle like bells, their hair string tightly to steer your mighty deer, and may the fire burning the town light your way!

[@andyknightwarden9746]

@STAN LEE Yes.

[@victormontserrat1982]

Carol of the bells is a carol originating in Ukraine called Schedryk. It was composed in 1916 by the Ukrainian composer Mikola Leontóvich. Years later it was covered in English with the name Carol of the Bells by the American composer of Ukrainian origin Peter Wilhousky, performed on October 5, 1921.

[@war13death]

That's very interesting, thanks for the information.

[@user-wj8wn6gd3y]

Thanks for the info

[@droe2570]

This merits pinning.

[@kanethompson708]

Thank you for sharing

[@jackthorton10]

105 years old… merry Christmas 🎄🎁

[@Podcastclipz207]

This makes Christmas sound like a boss fight

[@irfankhaizuran6689]

" *You either feed me cookies or I'll feed you bullets* "

[@hugheshammy6311]

Lmfao

[@theanomaly2587]

Lol

[@vunknownvictory]

What about a milk?

[@hristomatev1527]

@@vunknownvictory if you don't give him milk he'll give you steel to the mouth

[@josephamendolea3431]

"Whosoever posseses these fruitcake weapons, if he be worthy, shall possess the power of the Sinterklaus" :P

[@iarrived731]

The perfect Christmas gift will always be a Samual Kim Christmas song

[@aesthetics8230]

"Oh your on the Heresy List?" "Your getting the Exterminatus this year." - Inquisitor Nicholas Claus

[@alexmercer5414]

Oh no bro

[@ryanmiller3005]

The High-Lords will surely hear about this graven abuse of his most holy God-Emperors retribution

[@nintendogeek24005]

F#&king Heretics!

[@Smiler20246]

Last year, Krampus took everything from him, this year, he will take it back." St. Nick coming to theaters Christmas day

[@Officialmuffin268]

The best comment I've ever seen! :D

[@MasteringJohn]

The White Walkers stood surrounding the walls of Winterfell, hordes of wights smashing against the cold stone and piling atop each other like ants to their quarry. The Night's King gazed upon the sight with cold eyes, grim satisfaction seeping from his otherwise stoic face. Before long, the living would live no more, and the world would remain forever blanketed in the icy embrace of the Long Night. After a hundred lifetimes of planning, doom had come to the men of Westeros. But then, something caught his ear. A slight ringing in the wind, barely audible against the clash and clamor of battle, but growing stronger with every second, until finally it seemed so loud it thundered the very air around his breathless face. For the first time since the beginning of his undeath, he felt the stilling grip of dread wrap around his motionless heart. Then he saw it. A chariot piercing through the clouds, gilded with gold and pulled by stags who tore across the sky with neither wing nor upward wind to keep them aloft, and at their head, a terrible red light which burned his eyes to even glance upon. Yet gazed he did, for through the pain his eyes pierced through the light and the steed which torched it, and fixed at last upon the rider. He nearly wished he hadn't. Tall, white-haired, and ruddy-faced, broad of shoulder and belly, with a great red cloak billowing behind him, clutching his sleigh's reins in one hand, and a gleaming, rune-marked spear of bronze in the other, with blazing blue eyes that stared *directly* back into his, kindled with light, life, hope...and rage. He wheeled his dead drake to face this threat, but in the depths of his lifeless soul, he felt his defeat come nigh with the approach of this stranger. For it was not man's doom that had come to Westeros, but his.

[@samcochran8203]

#MakeThisTheActualGameOfThronesSeason8Finale!

[@gavinsmith9871]

Well this is awesome.

[@fathomcrawler]

I'd read this book

[@liase590]

I can visualise a trailer of this story with the music already

[@oskarboman]

Was looking for something like this

[@darth_indominus6615]

"I am afraid he has become more machine than man."- Obi-Wan Kenobi

[@josuetamayojimenez9485]

General Kenobi

[@ClaireIamma]

Emotional...

[@stephenkenney8290]

I'll take care of this naughty Jedi myself!

[@erikeidsmoe6165]

"Twisted and Evil"

[@agustinmena693]

In the grim darkness of the 41millenium, the holy night is a beacon of hope, and santa preserve us from the chaos.

[@TheTrueAdept]

There is a fanfic where it is revealed that St. Nick (and other holiday characters) were The Emperor's creations to help stem the tide of Chaos... but when a certain 'god' got birthed... they became corrupted and had to be put down.

[@Lewd-Tenant_Isan]

@@TheTrueAdept which god was it?

[@legion4902]

@@Lewd-Tenant_Isan I'm supposing Slaanesh due to the fact that Hollidays bring lusts and desires.

[@ThePessimisticTech-Priest]

@@TheTrueAdept Got a link for that? Sounds hilarious.

[@kevelonelson6312]

Anyone listen in 2024😂

[@chopdamann5480]

Yep

[@davenonnenberg]

Always

[@Emmy-zo7sy]

Even in summer 😂

[@przyjacielswistakow6301]

Meeeee

[@stefanievaltan154]

Jep

[@dragolorian4526]

if you think something is impossible, just remember... *A PERSON DID THIS*

[@blobfishman5225]

"You have wished for the war to be over before Christmas, so I am here to deliver Victory."

[@tobiaspramono378]

"home by Christmas" is getting real

[@arstollendi5673]

By the bombardments today 31th I guess he is not on our side...

[@karnagilgamesh3095]

Epic.

[@Sp4wn82]

Santa or Father Winter whether you call him in Ukraine, will pour victory upon you and a very hard stick for the Russians to whip'em real hard with hrhrhr.

[@UlyseesSGrantGaming]

Who's naughty, Who's nice, WHO'S GONNA BE BURIED UNDER THE ICE

[@butterandbreadsticks]

ooh that kinda slaps

[@chrismayer3919]

😳😬 X 1,000

[@morningstarnc3264]

Captainsauce Reference?

[@76a3c3]

Cringekid

[@AbaddonOfSheol]

Hell yeah!!!

[@tacalodulomelero]

It doesnt care when you listen to it, is always perfect

[@puffpuffpassmako]

Politicians: *cancel Christmas cause of covid* Santa: Someone's been....*revs up his sleigh* ...naughty....

[@Hazeious]

Santa: Alf! Bring me my CandyCane Rifle, we are going hunting

[@Lemuel928]

Actually..There are no survivors left these seasons.

[@chillycatmanoriginal1379]

@@Lemuel928 Well that is technically true for all 4,839,925 people due to covid, those people will never experience another season in their "life" time ;P

[@jennetkenobi2059]

🤣🤣🤣 Lol

[@erikeidsmoe6165]

Before he only gave them coal every year but they have now crossed the line, and thank goodness too now we will be rid of our sleazy Politicians

[@pink_guy_]

"Prepare yourself. She's coming..." "Who? Who is coming?" "The one who comes before the seasons and after the midnight hour." "You can't possibly mean...?!" "Mariah Carey"

[@country_flyboy]

"Fall back! Fall back to the keep! Load catapults with ice and rubble!" "No effect sire!" "Prepare for close-quarters combat! Today we will fight to the last, and will never cave to her siren's song! Come what may, we will stand our ground and stay our weapons!"

[@Poison_broken3302]

WERE ALL DOOMED NUKE IT

[@thebrokeprince5887]

I think people come together better in KZbin comment sections than anywhere else in the world

[@prorandocopier7945]

“WE’RE DOOMED!” “GET THE DOOM GUY OVER HERE!” “SIR YES SIR! DEPLOYING MARINE FORCES ASAP!” *epic theme plays.* “Let’s light this place up like a Christmas tree.”

[@pink_guy_]

2:00 "Tch. Looks like we are all at wit's end here." "It's useless sire. We've thrown everything at her. She's too powerful.. We've lost..." "I wouldn't be so sure lad. We have one last resort." "...what do you mean..??" *smiles* "You really thought Mariah Carey was the only cursed thing during the holidays?" "....wait! You mean?!" "That's right. Bring The Padoru Army!"

[@CessDoesChaos]

Great! This makes me want an epic action christmas movie. None of that "holidays are about loved ones coming together" but more "holidays are about loved ones SURVIVING together". I wanna see a movie where the world has become a dystopia and fear the time christmas comes because that's when Santa judges humanity. You either get a gift, just allowed to live, or get executed by Santa and his elves. There's no 100% assurance that you'll survive either even if you've been "good" the whole year. He sees you when you're sleeping... His presence keeps you awake... He knows when you've been bad or good... so be good for your life's sake.... COMING TO CINEMAS!

[@yomum316]

But there's are plot twist that a giant massacre happened in 2171 Christmas and 70%of the world population was eradicated by santa and the main protagonists family was killed in the massacre but he survived as a 2 year old and that time and his goal is to kill all the Christmas gods so the war will be known as a war of God's and the battlefield will be the universe

[@goldcherries]

Haha Santa is Satan rewritten. Mind-blown.

[@nurmaybooba]

I have found The Hog Father to fit the bill as already made

[@CrypticCharm]

futurama did that, it's epic. one time John Goodman voiced him...he was having the time of his life

[@stevenmessy1140]

Check out the movie "Krampus." Basically this lol.

[@andrewclarkehomeimprovement]

Considering this was composed by Mykola Leontovych from Ukraine. I think the tone and style of this remix, epic, determined, bold is entirely appropriate for current times. I look forward to the day that Ukrainians can celebrate a free Christmas. Never get tired of this version. Thanks.

[@raymondcroteau]

Glad to see someone remembered that part of the Santa Lore includes him being ODIN!!!

[@michelveilleux1275]

I'm-I'm sorry, when was this established?!

[@jasperbaunee1405]

@@michelveilleux1275 i thought the same thing

[@shauryapratapsingh2561]

Please tell me about the santa lore

[@kevinlevin992]

I need the Santa Lore

[@Motleydoll123]

Santa’s lore is complicated and wild. The man Saint Nicholas one killed someone by punching them at the diet of worms. Santa has numerous elements integrated into his mythos because of the numerous other figures and holidays merged together to form the figure we know. And yes, some old versions of Santa have him as Odin in disguise. The Coca-Cola Santa and card Santa are a very small part of his image, but remember the Christmas season in Europe was one largely of mysterious devils and monsters who ate children and a figure like Santa was a counter point to them. So badass warrior god of justice and protector of the good Santa could absolutely exist for stories.

[@jonathankennedy1963]

As the cold winter night blew, A man of great stature stood, his silver beard adorn with frost gleamed under the brightly lit moon with his great blade that has chopped a thousand red woods in hand. A red cloak was draped over him as he stood firm as if facing the world itself. "We are ready, Sire." A voice told him. Behind him was an army of industrious workers armed with oak shields and blades that shined like the stars above and were draped with green. "Bring me the 12.” He ordered them in a manner that commands respect. A Deer-hoisted sled was brought to him immediately, led by a deer who's nose shone so bright. "Rudolf my friend, ride with me, one more time." The man said as he moved on his sled, ready for the battle that is about to come. "If Krampus wants a fight, we will give him a fight." He said, raising his mighty blade, "Let the Wild Hunt begin!" He roared as the army of the North charged onwards, to defend the spirit of Humanity's Hopes and Dreams. Was inspired to write this after reading the comments for too long XD

[@jamiedavis986]

Krampus standing at the middle of the U.S. flowing towards him children's nightmare fuling him he grows bigger and stronger become more buff and grotesque by each passing minute he then moves on to his next country Canada to do the same

[@LordSerion]

and now I have the mental image of Santa riding to battle with Undertale's Hopes and Dreams playing in the background as he calls out the true name of the Krampus to save him

[@jamiedavis986]

@@LordSerion that's hilarious 🤣

[@soundwavesuperior28]

Keep on writing man. You’re really good at it, I can tell, and you can only get better from here :)

[@Nico-qh2mi]

Normally, I don't like hearing Christmas music in Spooky Season, but I'll let Carol of The Bells slide

[@Hikiio]

Originally its pagan Ukrainian song about welcoming spring, so actually a lot of people listened it in the wrong time

[@metagrossfan5325]

it is quite the banger indeed my friend

[@majororion2374]

Missed opportunity to say "I'll let the Carol of the Bells *RING* "

[@RangerRemi]

Given its similarities to the dies irae it gets a spooky pass

[@stevejordan7275]

@Nico It doesn't take a lot. Just play it in D sharp. It's even more like a requiem if you play it slowly. A friend of mine did this without realising her keyboard was shifted; it took me a few minutes to figure out what had happened.

[@WKmadhuranga]

daaaaaaaaaaam,, this song should be in a movie,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, good job................

[@MultiHydralisk]

Saint Nicholas The Enduring: So long as one child still feels joy for Christmas and so long as good will towards all exists, you will never destroy me.

[@c_rem6101]

This sounds like this supposed to be in a Christmas action movie😂

[@bcn1gh7h4wk]

Home Alone: Red Holidays. This time, it's personal. _rated R_

[@hushpool3915]

What normal people hear on Christmas and New Year's eve: *Vanilla version* What cooks and sellers in megamarkets hear: *THIS*

[@jamesmorin9966]

As a person who works retail, I can 100% confirm this.

[@Salmagros]

@@jamesmorin9966 As a cook I hope we can hear it this year. I'm sick the stayiing home.

[@ryanstout8634]

I do not currently work in retail but I have in the past. So ...... Staff member "I can hear them. They are close..." New employee "What do we do?" Manger steps forward "Ready yourselves.... And HOLD THE LINE!"

[@bryanmartinez6600]

@@jamesmorin9966 I worked warehouse during the 4 month peaks basically September to December. Thanksgiving was absolutely brutal and 3 12 hour shifts I didn't see daylight. Loved the rush in a way.

[@iammaximumstupied]

@@ryanstout8634 i never seen a manager stand the line unfortunately, but ive heard magical stories. The only thing I remember doing when I was in a kitchen and it was college basketball finals and I had the not that experienced crew working, our "lead" was late, so I was blasting the pirates of Caribbean Malstrom song and I was shouting at them like a pirate captain crashing through the waves.

[@dirk1998]

"I checked the list, I checked it twice, it seems you've been naughty **racks shotgun** so don't expect me to be nice."

[@mysmartphonechannel]

No Mr. Santa, I expect you to be ice. Bwahaha. Bwiheheheheha. - Dr. Polaris

[@Kaigai_Kaiju]

Never question for whom the Christmas bells toll. For they toll for thee.

[@eliezersalazar4361]

Father Christmas leaned on his sword, blood dripping from his many wounds, and forced himself to his feet. He beheld the might of the hellish armies under Krampus, looked up to heaven, and closed his eyes. He remembered the words of the King: “Be the hero the North Pole needs. You were born for such a time as this. I will be with you. I will never forsake you. Look to my coming, and uplift the weak knees and the broken-hearted. The light of Bethlehem will shine not just here, but in all this universe once more, never to be put out again!” A deep silence ensued. And then, out of the depths of his valiant heart, he bellowed “FOR NÖEL!!!! CHARGE!!!”

[@ninjahunterx7497]

Amazingly said.

[@duck.7417]

❤️

[@nickbuckley4371]

He vowed an oath to protect the children against krampus

[@murrmakesstuff9269]

FOR SPOONLICKER, FOR POTSCRAPER, AND FOR SKYRGOBBLER

[@rohitdagor6936]

Damn this gave me goosebumps

[@williammiller4768]

“I’m here to spread Christmas cheer. And there’s no limit to the bodies I’ll step over and on to do just that. The joy of a child is the fire that keeps this world spinning. Keeps lives going. Keeps Hope burning. Tremble as I take to the skies to undo the evil you have wrought, if only for a day. Cower, devils, as this world remembers the bonds you have spent all year making them forget. See how easily it returns. Through snow and by song so they recall their nobility. And as I sail the skies, I know in my heart, they believe once more. That they can be great. That they can be good. That is their gift to me. The greatest gift of all. The one I never asked for....

[@TheFilmmaker5]

Gave me a Lord of the Christmases vibe, even Requiem for a Christmas. Love it! 😅

[@lordwarDXCIII]

The bells tolled over the barren tundra. The demons of Krampus ran in fear as they saw the figure approach over the horizon. Saint Nicholas, Tsar of the North Pole, in his chariot of ice and snow. The reindeer that pulled him charged the lines, skewering the lone demons on their antlers. The elves followed behind, wielding swords of peppermint and guns of ice. Their artillery tore through the enemy lines, firing flaming coal into their ranks. Then Krampus appeared, with sword and whip in hand. His demons charged into a onslaught of icicles, falling one by one to the elvish guns. Nicholas dismounted the sleigh and approached the king of demons. Krampus’ men flocked to protect their king, but to no avail. The Tsar pulled out his twin swords, Naughty and Nice. He cut through the demons like wrapping paper, showing no mercy to the fallen. He reached Krampus, who launched his final attack against the Tsar. The battle was fierce, with both titans fighting like madmen. Until Krampus made one fatal slip of his hooves, and hit the ice, falling into the frigid waters of the Arctic. “The battle is won.”, Saint Nicholas declared. The demons jumped into the Arctic depths, hoping to save their fallen king. The elves returned to their fortress and prepared the Christmas gifts. As for the Tsar, he remains vigilant, going out once a year to search for the fallen demon, Krampus. His sleigh is loaded with gifts for those who resist the demon king, and coal for his servants, as a reminder to what happened at The Great Arctic War.

[@WeebooMeeboo]

Bro I would watch that if it was turned into a movie

[@senatorstevenarmstrong6703]

Yo, write up a movie about this, it has the characters in it, the final antagonist, the protagonist, it just needs a plot

[@crowsandfoxes]

HOLY SHITTTTTTTT THIS IS AMAZING

[@eser3257]

Yo dm me lets make a script about this

[@flitsplik5750]

make a movie bro 😂

[@Serufile]

love how santa is going to war, the remix fits it so well

[@danielmanifest8258]

violent night

[@Kailerification]

Gonna show these youngins how we did things in the Roman legion

[@Ale-dd3ek]

Normal Santa: gives coal to Darkseid Kim Santa: Invades Apocalypse and kills Darkseid

[@jessepinto5043]

Santa always aims for the head

[@jacobfoxall5633]

And checks twice to make sure they are dead

[@sooryaganesh6370]

And he always loves to wear red

[@k_tess]

You don't understand. It sends a message. And that message is, "You can take Earth, but you can't keep it, Christmas is coming!"

[@cristianaligarcia]

Christmas arrives all same, and here it is, or should I say, I am.

[@theone-fh4re]

It's that time of year again.

[@rharris4736]

"There's one thing you forgot," the old man's voice stopped Ebenezer in his tracks. Turning toward him, Ebenezer saw the trace of a tear roll down the once merry cheek and onto his white beard. In that moment, Ebenezer almost imagined he could see the twinkle that they used to say he had in his eye. Then, it was gone. "What... what did I forget, Kringle?" The eyes looked like burning coals as Ebenezer realized too late that he should have run. As an icy fist plunged into his chest and clenched around the ruined husk that had once been his heart, he heard Kringle's answer. "I am not called 'Lord of the Slay' without reason." With that, he tore the blackened heart from Ebenezer's chest.

[@dabiga2315]

I don't recall that particular section of the story

[@masonmurdoch7216]

That's actually really really beautiful.... A novel like that would be a spectacular idea!

[@DracoInduperator]

Jesus that sounds terrifying. It got to be Christmas Future who does it right? Or maybe for the extra horror it's the one nobody suspects, Christmas Past.

[@rharris4736]

@@DracoInduperator Actually, I guess I could have been clearer but it was Santa Claus (Kris Kringle) who did it. That's what makes it even more twisted. This is the kind of Santa who'll grab a goon by the collar and snarl into his face "for punks like you I hand out two things: @$$-kickings and coal. And you know what? I'm going green this year."

[@Pylodictisolivaris]

Ever read The Dresden Files? Your post immediately brought to mind Kringle's depiction therein. Although, that series's Ebenezer is a different character entirely.

[@peacemaker63604]

Nickolas kneels before nine graves, crying. they were his noble steeds, noble in heart, in character and in deed. giving their lives freely, they fought Krampus after Nicholas, their owner, their friend, had been laid low and about to die, the time their sacrifice bought allowed his forces to repulse the latest push from Krampus. the cost was far too high, nine noble steeds, and hundreds of elves lost. "no more," said the gift giver, "no more blood shall be spilled, no more lives lost, no more children harmed! Krampus wants my blade?! i shall give it to him, and mount his head upon my pike as a warning to those who would ruin this, the most cheerful, and happy of days!, elves prepare, eat well and be merry, for we go to war in the morrow, and we shall only return in victory!" Santa goes to kiss his wife for perhaps the last time, and picks up an old bronze spear with ancient runes lost to time, the Odin-spear, Gungnir, given to him so that he may protect the children and defend joy. it shall once more taste blood, the blood of demons. EDIT: thank you for all the likes

[@unnamed1613]

Santa is kinda looking like an 40k Inquisitor with lots of Heretics on his list.

[@KudiGamer]

“There is no such thing as innocence, only degrees of guilt.“ - Archinquisitor Nicholas

[@unnamed1613]

@@KudiGamer "There is no such thing as a plea of innocence in my court. A plea of innocence is guilty of wasting my time. Guilty." -Fyodor Karamazov

[@senya6956]

"Santa, Arius is spreading heresy again." "Fetch my sleigh."

[@jacthing1]

@@unnamed1613 "BE QUIET DOMINIQUE" -also Fyodor Karamazov

[@CVernRock]

DUDE! Gave me goosebumps! LOVE THIS!

[@TheAwesomeo1000]

Jesus: "Satan will arrive with his army soon" God: " The question now is do we have enough in our army." Jesus: " there is one more we can call to help..."

[@kingdomofvinland8827]

The doomslayer

[@takedown205productions6]

@@kingdomofvinland8827 ... Or, rather, Saint Nick.

[@stevensutton3577]

Why not both?

[@jayman4569]

@@takedown205productions6 Saint Nick; Doomslayer

[@randomcommenter2504]

I misread Satan as Santa and initially thought that he was battling against the heavens over the true meaning of Christmas.

[@jenn3685]

The boss stood facing the fire, his back to me. "Sir! The humans, they're... Having a world war. But the children... They still need presents." St. Nick turned to face me, downing the last of his mug of scalding hot chocolate in a gulp. "Of course. And we shall deliver." He set the empty mug down on the table beside him and strode with purpose towards the door. "But sir! It's a world war!" I followed, baffled. St. Nick turned then to glance at me, his amber eyes reflecting the fireplace behind him, illuminating the soul of someone who had seen more wars than any human would ever live through. "Mortal wars mean nothing to me. I have watched empires rise and fall. I have lived through the supposed apocalypse hundreds of times over. I have delivered to generation after generation, to slave and master alike, to every possible religion across the globe. My job is not to deliver gifts. It is to bring peace, prosperity, and hope in the midst of the coldest winters. My job is to be the miracle that all of the younglings need." And with that, he strode out the door, and I was reminded that everyone was a youngling to an immortal.

[@guadalupecasana3294]

Sir! They're killing the children!" Rudolph yelled, a small dagger in his hand, the long scar across his right eye seemed to be a marking of how he would fight for the children-

[@temualbasu2559]

This guy wrote a hole storyline for just a theme

[@jenn3685]

@@temualbasu2559 :)

[@teresadownes2422]

Mayday mayday the supply plane has gone down I repeat the supply plane has gone down Captain: "how will we get those supplies to the people now" *santa smoking his pipe while sipping whisky* santa: "it's time for some seasons beatings"

[@greeneanimations6422]

World War Santa

[@tonyloschiavo2845]

Legends were born Hero’s were made Soldiers were recruited BEHOLD SANTA THE CONQUERER

[@thepro8175]

Heros were born Legends were made Soldiers were recruited ... Correction

[@agent8117]

Santa the Superior

[@hunterv9983]

Santa Emperor of the Eternal Frozen Throne

[@franco6103]

@@hunterv9983 badass nickname

[@franco6103]

@@hunterv9983 Santa Claus, king of the snowy frozen day

[@N1ck758]

steampunk Christmas with magic, good merry christmas

[@deedeemurphy4245]

Santa:"This was not our destiny krampus." Krampus:"Times changed, dear brother."

[@-Grovesy-]

The idea of a warrior santa that defends children sounds amazing.

[@inflatable_friends]

This would be amazing alongside a dark Christmas movie.

[@liamdriscoll1140]

I think they played this in "Fatman"

[@Dovah577]

Krampus 2

[@jamesdalebozeman]

The 2009 Christmas Carol?

[@raymondkidwell7135]

It's called Santa's Sleigh. One of the most underated films of all time. WWE's Bill Goldberg plays an evil santa who goes around beating people up. The film would have won an oscar if it was up to me. Though krampus was pretty cool, the ending sucked (it was all a dream or something).

[@someoneyoudk769]

True like the plot where there is an evil Santa and this plays when the good version comes in to save Christmas and children.

[@SpreDaSprug]

this is probably the best version yet

[@todayinhistory4021]

If Zack Snyder directed a Santa Claus movie then this would be the theme

[@jsoc99]

Totally agree!

[@BayuReynaOfficial]

Hh

[@mayasabiniano178]

Yeah certainly XD

[@jhonnattancruz5249]

KLAUS - KRAMPUS: CHRISTMAS WAR A Film By Zack Snyder Music By Hans Zimmer, Samuel Kim Musix and Junkie XL Warner Bros. Discovery Presents. Based on the popular Christmas characters

[@shadrachemmanuel1720]

War for Christmas: The Rise of Santa

[@jessegray9812]

Grimreaper, Darkseid, Doomslayer: We are unstoppable! Santa Clause: *Hold my gifts*

[@jesuschrist138]

I feel like Doomguy and Santa would be allies.

[@Ismael-kc3ry]

@@jesuschrist138 Gift and Wrap until it is done.

[@darthrevan5976]

Well i think both dc and marvel have a Santa and in marvel he is an omega level mutant I'm not sure but I think he is someone with a similar power level in dc too

[@commanderclown8620]

@@darthrevan5976 in DC he's a weird ethereal being who Darkseid fails to stop every year.

[@spiderbean8342]

@@jesuschrist138rip and tear until the present Santa gave you is open A few moments later O_O ITS A SHOTGUN

[@mad9325]

"I want a duel with santa on Christmas night" Santa: *COME HERE SON*