The Oldest Man: The Captain from The Carol Burnett Show (Full sketch)

A sailor (Harvey Korman) and the ship's captain (Tim Conway) try to keep their ship from hitting an iceberg.
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[@chrisp1500]

Not 60 seconds into the sketch and Harvey's already struggling not to laugh. I'd watch the show with my mom and we'd laugh ourselves silly. It's one of my favorite memories of her

[@mhos6940]

I love how as soon as Tim walks in Harvey almost cracks up right then. Two of the best in comedy TV in the 1970s!

[@joeyarochii2394]

5:28 SHARK! This line of the skit had me laughing the most.

[@bradbyington6662]

Slowly Tim would start to wear down Harvey--to where he was in laughing hysterics.

[@FedoraMark]

It’s nice to see one of these where Korman’s character doesn’t get angry at the old man.

[@donkeyslayer4661]

Tim Conway didn't believe it was a complete show until he got Harvey Korman to actually look away to avoid laughing.

[@srvfan454]

My wonderful great grandparents introduced me to this show. I used to sit on grandpa's lap and laugh with him. I love this show!

[@lizrutherford2656]

Pure gold at 6:54.

[@timothymcdonald6913]

Unappreciated by some, but acclaimed by many. These two are among the greatest comedic duos of the time. Maybe the best of the time. Prove me wrong.

[@Dan-qt7kq]

Not sure anyone can, I agree.

[@EdsterIII]

Who would or even could underappreciate this show? What these people created was the most iconic and creatively unique show ever made. They did it all. Music, dance, songs, jokes, sketch comedy that transcends just about every form of entertainment known. They created the world's best and most unique production ever made. Plus they could all improvise at will. They were beyond talented, they were ICONS! BRILLIANT! and PERFECTION! They were perfect!

[@kellycaviness4850]

Harvey and Tim have no equal, they never will. I've never seen a duo more in tune with each other. And comedy? They were naturals, they didn't have to be over the top, vulgar or loud. They were just plain funny. Tim could stand there and be funny, he was that good. And Harvey could do anything! Bless these two treasures, and thanks for leaving us with these gems to enjoy!

[@paulbennett4548]

On these two, I would bet my last Koa.................la.....................

[@alanfan8941]

I loved how Harvey Korman couldn’t keep a straight face, and the real classics are the ones where Tom Conway couldn’t help but smile too.

[@dannyreyna2821]

Legends live forever. Rest in peace ⚘⚘

[@axelmilan4292]

“Don’t yell in my nose.”

[@youkyouk7471]

Shark !!!!!!🤣🤣🤣

[@michelcousineau4259]

Wonderful show

[@angelinarollins1705]

HILARIOUS!!!!!

[@justpeachy3583]

Harvey and Tim together! That was flawless comedy! Nothing nowadays comes even remotely close to this! A truly magical time of television gone forever! 😔

[@accam6734]

Hey Harvey! Turn that wheel!

[@shirleyfarrington9325]

LOL!!!!!!! So Funny!!!!!!

[@dougtaylor2803]

THIS is what actual talent is like. No coarse references or vulgarity, just writers and performers who understood timing, improvisation and how to work in front of a live audience. We have the first DVD box set of Carol Burnett and I would like to get the new release of the early shows which had never before been available.

[@jamesmarks6762]

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[@jamesmarks6762]

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[@brooksjenkins758]

No politics. Refreshing

[@fortecarter1]

The vaults are available online.

[@achanwahn]

Miss this amazing treasure...

[@4x4dually]

These two guys were PURE GOLD. I grew up watching the shows and love watching them on youtube now. Great stuff. The dentist skit is probably the best one ever.

[@supernovaedits14]

6:54 😂😂😂😂

[@dynjarren7523]

Only Conway could turn a prop into an elephants 🐘 trunk and do a 360 with his body on the steering wheel like that! He was a physical comedian that you don’t see anymore anywhere. Its a lost art!

[@andaimhineach4131]

Kevin Kline's pretty good and Jim Carry (when not flaking out) has surely had his moments. But yes. The era of of the Tim Conway and Peter Sellers types is passing. Sad to say.

[@MGower4465]

The trunk being an homage to Conway's elephant joke, which Korman missed out on.

[@neilschorr2062]

Only the best moment in the skit.

[@rogerarchibald2627]

They were both trying not to crack up just seconds into the skit, and so was I !

[@donnapuckett4992]

I swear, Tim did his antics on purpose just to get Harvey to laugh!

[@HopeUnquenchable]

Yeah, he keeps smirking at him after each successive thing he does or says, just waiting for him to break 😆

[@adrianwilson4197]

He got all of us to laugh.

[@michaelmack1035]

He did.

[@tellsitasitis]

In an interview he revealed he would get the prop people to secretly set things up for him with Harvey knowing. An example is the elephant thing.

[@MGower4465]

6:44 Reference to Conways Elephant Story bit on Mamas Family. Which Korman missed out on, to the expense of Dick Van Dyke's ribs

[@chaosda]

So basically 8:40 of Harvey Korman trying desperately not to laugh. Good stuff

[@jahiddle]

I love how Harvey and Tim can't keep a straight face each time they do a skit with each other :)

[@Romans--bo7br]

jahiddle..... and "The Dentist" (skit) is probably one of the All Time funniest, EVER!!.... Korman actually P----d his pants (a fact!!), trying to keep from laughing, it was HILARIOUS!!.... definitely one of Tim's, Best Ever improv's.

[@rosemariemann1719]

( but sometimes you can see them nearly "break up ", which makes it even funnier !). R.xx

[@gordonfalconer9108]

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[@gordonfalconer9108]

V ancouver

[@robsmith2736]

PURE COMEDY nothing like it anymore. I am 23 years old and my parents used to have this on during my whole childhood, i'm so glad i grew up watching these two comic geniuses

[@cliffordsangster4109]

I totally lost it when the gray hose was stuck to Tim's face and he trumpeted like an elephant 🐘

[@keb107]

I just saw that Tim passed. They are together again. RIP.

[@darkpassenger4985]

Korman and Conway....what a duo. I grew up watching the Carol Burnett show. Harvey could never keep a straight face, he always tries to contain his laughter, and that's what makes it even more hilarious.

[@mw10259]

THERE IS NO CHEMISTRY ON TV LIKE THAT ANYMORE ,,,,SHAME

[@aynsleighmalayne3558]

“They don’t have their PORCH light on” lol! Port light, sir. 😆

[@donniebrooke-prowrestleruf6735]

This is one of my favorites. Just found out 3 long time veterans in Pro Wrestling have died: Brian Christopher - Nikolai Volkoff - Brickhouse Brown. I needed a laugh...so I chose Carol Burnett & Friends.

[@beckyferris4305]

He once said: "I was born; then I did the Carol Burnett Show" No greater epitaph. RIP

[@melissawilliams5607]

Tim Conway knew how to crack up Harvey Korman every time. I love Tim Conway. He is hilarious.

[@rosemariemann1719]

I like to spot the moments when one of them starts to 'crack up' ! Even if it's planned, it's still funny. R. xx

[@deanmorrow4083]

Conway and Korman were the most underrated comedy team. Pure Magic !!!

[@KleWdSide]

When Jimmy Fallon was on SNL, do you think he was as funny?

[@cynthialyman2636]

People rave about Martin and Lewis, but to me, Conway was far funnier at times than the over the top, zany Jerry; his humor, even his physicality, was much more subtle and therefore hilarious, and to see Korman always cracking up: priceless.

[@edwardstanford1165]

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[@pressureworks]

NOT UNDERRATED !!!!

[@MrThenry1988]

Rated pretty dam high in my book.

[@EdsterIII]

I remember watching these skits throughout my childhood and into my adulthood and always wondered which one will crack up first. Harvey Korman and Tim Conway were so perfect together. But they couldn't get through a skit without one of them losing it. It never ever made the scene bad however, it made it BETTER! This show was incredible! One of the best if not THE BEST sketch comedy show ever created!

[@ACURAOCULTA]

Very very good

[@spikeyspike895]

Don't yell in my nose! XD Tim Conway's the best!

[@richardmiller444]

Harvey lasted 28 seconds. Gotta be a record lol

[@rlemar6645]

Funny, on Tim's right sleeve he's a Commander, and on the left he's an Admiral. Funny.

[@galiagoze]

I laughed till I almost fell off the sofa!!!!! I remember this show as a young girl with the best comedy and comedians ever! Today's comedy doesn't even make me smile. Recently our home has had TV banned because of gross violence, sexual content, the occult and very dark themes. There is NOTHING for the family anymore. Many people I know now have either cut their cable and TV or gotten rid of that useless God forbidden box!!!!

[@Romans--bo7br]

galiagoze...... Well said!!.... and if you thought that this skit was funny.... did you ever watch their "The Dentist"..... it's a fact that Korman actually p----d his pants trying to keep from laughing at Tim's antics!! The "good times"... with good people, are Gone... forever!!.... as far as TV and the movies are concerned, Sadly. We now live in a country that has truly "lost its way".

[@rosemariemann1719]

yes, galiagoze, I fully agree : the modern 'comedy' is coarse, and relies on sexual inuendo, etc. That's why I come to the great You Tube, to see real comedy, not rubbish ! Carol Burnett & co were so clever, so talented, and their writers were excellent..they knew how to entertain...we don't have anyone of that calibre now..at least, , I can't see anyone.....June 2018...

[@DrRish-wx3wf]

The occult and satanism in almost everything on tv today.

[@mikepreston-engel8869]

Nearly forty years since I first saw this... I watched this many times since it first aired nearly 40 years ago. Tim Conway holds so much comedic talent that this scene is still as funny as it was then.

[@rainbowwriter672]

CLAMS!

[@danielleferroni5647]

RIP Tim Conway

[@sdushdiu]

A shame they don't simply release the complete full series of the Carol Burnett Show

[@MrShenanigans28]

sdushdiu there's a dvd boxset of every episode online

[@CarysCorner]

I love the way that they would ad lib some of their lines, to in some way break the fourth wall and include a double message. When Tim tries to get Harvey to break by saying oranges lemons and plums, Harvey quickly responds with no winner there, indicating he didn't make him laugh.

[@MaskedMan66]

Tim was not expecting all that water at the end,. but he ran with it. :-)

[@thehproject7552]

They don't make shows like this anymore :(

[@DarkPaladin24]

Got that right.

[@elizabethroberto7862]

+blastedbubblegum...... it doesn't even come on regular TV either...... "The Carol Burnett Show" (1967 - 1978)

[@normanmorissette2908]

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[@TacoCat8891]

blastedbubblegum even SNL is not funny compared to this truly funny show.

[@elizabethroberto7862]

Gary Daniel....... does SNL stand for....... "Saturday Night Live" right?

[@MariaH.-op4zi]

"How's that?" "Shaaaark!"😂😂😂😂😆😆😆😆😆

[@shannonroylance5480]

i like how Tim makes almost everyone laugh when there not supposed to be the ones laughing.

[@iamclassicforlife]

Oh my god the elephant trunk bit!!! xD

[@jimmyparris9892]

I'm pretty sure I couldn't work with Tim Conway. I don't think I could ever keep a straight face. "The Dentist" sketch just has me rolling. My face and stomach hurts from laughing so much. And the "Went with the Wind" sketch where Carol comes out with the curtain rod stuck through her dress. I laugh so much I almost get sick.

[@denisecampbell6736]

Jimmy Parris Welcome to our World!! 😄😂😄😂😄 All Harvey has to do sometimes is try to look at Tim and...He's gone. ROTFLOL!!

[@lancer525]

It was just something she saw in the window, and couldn't resist...

[@51512601]

4:30 "How do you spell SOS?"

[@rustykilt]

What immediately makes these shows so different from the crap that passes for entertainment today is the live audience and the interaction between the cast and the Audience. Now it’s all soap operas and reality TV.......

[@masterskrain]

Poor Harvey! "CCLams!"

[@bobperry9724]

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[@randymitchell6885]

I laughed so hard I almost peed myself I haven't had a good laugh like that in years

[@itstheburnz]

So inventive... The elephant trunk.. are you kidding? Who thinks of things like this stuff? Tim that's who..

[@Gingers4u1]

Good thing I like about having a bad memory, I can watch these over and over again and never remember them. Just like watching it for the first time after only a few months!! I'm addicted to them!!

[@EdsterIII]

These two were brilliant! Thank you God for allowing these two men to entertain us for so many years. 🙏 Their comedy can make 🤣 anyone laugh, feel better, or turn a bad day into a better day. God Bless us all, we need it desperately bad right now.

[@rochellehegedus1250]

OMG..MY CHEST hurts laughing so hard..please put this back on T.V.

[@kyutiepie4798]

"how's that?" "SHARK!"😂😂😂😂

[@andrewmccormack4295]

Interesting way to save a ship,Iceberg on the port side so the Captain turns to port..these two are so funny..there is nothing like their humor these days..

[@zimjun7]

"Aaa….the porch light is on."

[@nm202]

PURE TALENT. TIM I MISS YOU BUT THANKS SO MUCH FOR THE LAUGHS. YOU HELP ME GET THROUGH THE DAY. TIM/HARVEY DYNAMIC COMEDY TEAM. RIP TIM CONWAY MISSED BUT LEGENDS ARE NEVER FORGOTTEN

[@lovelykrissy3145]

This is true comedy. Improv comedy is the best. Yes the sketches are typed but when you add Tim Conway to anything it's Improv bc he changes it so well. I wish they made comedies like this. I wish I was alive when this was on TV still 😔 Btw Tim Conway you are the best!!!

[@marliesyanke4580]

How can Harvey Korman keep a straight face 😅

[@sunlion9676]

I watched that ending three times in a row because it was so hilarious! Just brilliant!

[@reno145]

50 year old comedy that is way better than SNL is these days.

[@Didda3]

For me, from Wales UK, this show is the best entertainment show ever made.

[@theknave4415]

Tim Conway was always pulling something that wasn't in the script, or wasn't in rehearsals. The producer put Conway up to it, as often as not.

[@chrislargent1725]

I’m shure the foghorn was conway,s idea .

[@robwarren6729]

Two absolute comic legends. Such a great show.

[@leodepuydt308]

Tim Conway was a genius of humor. Leo Depuydt

[@lordbyron3603]

Love it when he said “.... CLAMS...” 😂🤣😂🤣😂

[@THE-HammerMan]

CCClams... The favorite food of Koh-Ahhh-la's!

[@johnbrowneyes7534]

CLAMS!!!!! - LOL

[@jdearing46]

Some of the funniest bits to grace the screen. These two men worked well together and its impressive they were able to finish most skits without completely losing it. 😂😂

[@queenfan2011]

Captain/waldo(?) reminds me of Lorraine from MadTv lmao

[@AnnoyingMoose]

3:42 If the iceberg was 1 mile off their port bow how did they not hit it when Tim turned the ship towards port???

[@OneLastHitB4IGo]

I remember when this show was on you could walk up the street in summer and tell by the laughter in every house just what show they were watching.

[@skylinebright9059]

That elephant sound never gets old lmao

[@debbiemclaughlin4945]

omg the elephant.lmao

[@jholloman]

True comedy at its best

[@brucematheson3007]

Jovaniel Holloman 8

[@robinf8397]

Lol, so cruel... poor Harvey.... all you had to do is look at Harvey n you lose it... too.

[@Local_yokels_monsters_myths]

You laugh just as hard as you did the first time. Genius!!!

[@punkinpatch1856]

Just over a minute in and Harvey is already losing it. They were the best. Good, clean comedy that stands the test of time.

[@luv3daysgrace1]

Love it!! So funny! Tim Conway came out almost laughing in the beginning!

[@andaimhineach4131]

The Conway-Korman Connection was (and remains) TV gold. Some of the most hilarious and most memorable moments ever broadcast.

[@christophercombs3305]

6:54 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@fear5735]

[elephant blow]

[@opetke]

He's Bernie Sanders!

[@kdrapertrucker]

opetke a lot sharper then Bernie.

[@garygarside9782]

or joe biden

[@kyutiepie4798]

I'm 16 and I love this show

[@lovelykrissy3145]

kyutie pie I'm 13 and I love this show. I'm so sad I wasn't alive when this was on still. Aren't you?

[@louisemiller2774]

Just too funny....!

[@sksteele1235]

Conway does an incredible Joe Biden impression

[@westfield90]

One of the Funniest show on tv and most talented cast

[@doclewis8927]

"They don't have their porch light on." - Classic. As a child, I really did think that's what the lights were called. It's priceless the memories that these skits bring back. I love that they put some of them here on KZbin for everyone to see. Thank you so much. We need more of these. All of these. PLEASE share these with your family, friends, classmates, colleagues, strangers! Spread the laughter. We need now more than ever. ~ Posting in 2019

[@RainbyTheFolf]

Omg the way he was spinning on the wheel XD

[@lisahorsepony]

Omg I laughed so much my stomach hurts! 😂😂😂

[@Peekaboo-Kitty]

Back in the good old days where "profanity" was not necessary to entertain people. Too bad Hollywood doesn't understand this any longer.

[@rainyrrrr4183]

I still love to watch the carol Burnett show its on ME TV still.

[@johnrobert7745]

6:55 Funniest sneeze. Ever.

[@sewergal1]

Thank you for this good quality upload. I just loved these 2, such an amazing comedy team.

[@bellanasable]

I miss these kind of sketches now days