I'm a Fat A-Hole

[@nf4866]

I love how he insulted you for being a 'snitch" then ran and tattled to the manager.

[@anwilddrew]

fax

[@germ4613]

to be fair the youtuber is intentionally trolling. if this fat guy caught him we all know he could beat this dude filming up thats why hes running instead of standing ground lol hes a troll but he would lose that fight.

[@Rebecca-tq9ml]

💀💀ong

[@JosiahNL]

he seems emotionally unstable

[@sad_vegan507]

narc like narcotics ? 🤣👮‍♀️

[@BDW31983]

This guy was so worried about looking like an asshole on youtube. He ended up being the top viewed Cart Narc video. What a great world!

[@resmarted]

All you need to do to not be exposed on youtube for acting like a lunatic is to not act like a lunatic haha

[@barcag6001]

He acted as a major asshole. But I can't help to feel sorry for the guy somehow. He might have had a bad day and now his life is ruined.

[@jessb465]

@@barcag6001 His life isn’t ruined. That’s dramatic, just like his reaction.

[@barcag6001]

@@jessb465 yes he acted dramatic and moronic, and now everyone he nows en probably everyone he wil meet will remember him from this video. Its kinda ruined.

[@UnitAlir]

@@barcag6001 Everyone probably knows he acts like this over minor issues. The man needs anger therapy and to be considerate by putting his cart back.

[@themange59]

"I'm too tired to bring my cart back" proceeds to chase and run around the parking lot for 10 minutes

[@DetroitRockin]

😂😂😂

[@dairuggerxvvoltesfifteen8756]

😝

[@k00lerkid_]

Ikr lol

[@PillCosbylovesPills]

This guy is obviously triggered.

[@ThinkerBella1]

For someone that's really tired he's really doing the most

[@JadedVibes]

He chased the guy down to where the carts were but couldn't walk the cart back to the same location. 💁🏻‍♂️

[@hunternelson1679]

Because he was to tired

[@youropionmattersnot]

The irony writes itself.

[@theglitch99]

Hims woke up at 3am..... he should be angry with his boyfriend for that not the cartnarc!

[@WsupMyWigga]

🤣 that was 💯 toddler behaviour that entire video! Like wow. I wonder how he felt watching himself behave in that manner.

[@still8sol]

😂😂

[@salleymudd5488]

I would pay real money to have seen this guys face the day he walked into work and found all his coworkers gathered around the computer watching this video.

[@amywilkinson8810]

OMG that's hilarious 🤣🤣

[@RAMIR3Z0]

"I WILL SUE YOU IF YOU GUYS CONTINUE WATCHING THAT"

[@theRandy712]

That's such an amazing mental image. Thank you

[@Andrew-dd3yt]

Lol

[@whiteshadow59]

BANTER

[@greatestcait]

This guy is hilarious. Says he’s tired, and then spends like fifteen minutes chasing Agent Sebastian around.

[@youtubeuser3182]

this weirdo give me “big al” from toy story 2 vibes 😆 😂 ☠️

[@bigdawg8665]

@@youtubeuser3182Lmao😂

[@highlifebreezy5827]

I think it’s hilarious every time a manager comes out or cops get called he wanna leave

[@bigdawg8665]

@@Lu1sss223 the guy who finessed woody in the second Toy Story movie

[@Lu1sss223]

@@bigdawg8665 bro that ain’t no agent💀

[@Spootnik]

He got a manager to chase the cart narc off the property, then followed him off the property to keep the argument going. Amazing.

[@notinservice7112]

I fucking died at 9:42 😂

[@calliescott1]

@@notinservice7112 ROFL…I was thinking the same thing. This guy is about to have a freaking heart attack he’s so flustered

[@Proletariat12]

You have to love how they always start with the excuse, "I'm really tired, I have so many things to do, blah blah blah..." Then suddenly they can stay there for 20 minutes, running back and forth across the parking lot chasing people. That's how you know the Cart Narcs are righteous.

[@toososa]

“Leave me alone” proceeds to follow him

[@koopakid715]

He just wanted the last word

[@bruhmoment8624]

7:45 "leave me alone" *30 seconds after this dude leaves* "Hey come back here"

[@RickMakely]

hes literally chasing after him while screaming "LEAVE ME ALONE"

[@siskavard]

Guy raging, crying at the manager like a toddler, then suddenly.. "Dude... I love your videos" that just killed me

[@dapo3538]

He really had fans in real life just coming up to him 😂

[@abi4422]

gold

[@JeffJeffers0n]

I'd say it was possibly the greatest moment in cart narcs history 😂

[@silvaskiproductions3937]

the juxtaposition of having this guy probably have the worst day of his week and then this guy just grinning cuz he saw a KZbinr he loves is just really funny

[@Untoastedbagel1271]

As a person who’s worked as a cart returner, seeing a cart narc would be amazing

[@YouAHater11]

I bet that dude will never see a cart the same way again

[@Celadian67]

Maybe next time... he wont be such a lazybones

[@toasawamura364]

I won't see carts the same way

[@sharinglungs3226]

Doubt it, he’ll probably look around first before he abandons his cart.

[@TheAdventuresofBandR]

This is among the most subtly hilarious comments I've ever seen on KZbin in 15 years

[@eviltwin3219]

Lol right

[@snausages43]

“You-you-you-you…” And then he realizes you were completely polite the whole time

[@redwingsfan3621]

5:28. I was at that exact spot when I read your comment 😂

[@lilmoe4364]

Classic.. "You.. You.. You.." (pause) "What?" 🤣🤣🤣

[@Deletez]

@@redwingsfan3621 same😂

[@drumdrumjimmmy]

​@@redwingsfan3621 Elmer Söderblom is a Red Wing

[@l.c7665]

LOL!!!

[@aydenburgess905]

It's still amazing to me how he gets so offended by the camera but makes the strongest case for wearing a camera possible: Chases and tries to assault the agent multiples times, lies about what happened, tries to get the police involved, this is the kind of evidence you need or as soon as police shows up he's going to be telling a completely made up story and it becomes your word vs his

[@CamaroSS-sy2ei]

Dude doesn’t have time to put his cart back, but has at least 5 minutes to argue about it.

[@astoekoth]

More like 20 minutes.

[@anon-ud9mq]

more importantly he has enough time to cross the shop's property but still chooses not to take the cart with him, and even after the cart was removed by someone else he still chose to continue on about it. there's no reason to drive back to the other opening of the market and inject himself into a conversation to complain about the events either, yet he has the audacity to question the "better things to do with your time."

[@nathaniellarson8]

@@patrickrobinson317 what law has broken?

[@theearthisntflatpleasestop9899]

The guy filming this is the sociopath nu-citizen who will probably murder a human or one of his animals one day, so say whatever you want about the dude being filmed.

[@nathaniellarson8]

@@theearthisntflatpleasestop9899 lol, OK, lazybones, the guy trying to get people to act with common decency is the sociopath, sure.

[@mattmartinez4380]

“Luckily I have good blocking skills, I blocked your attack” 😂😂

[@KOOLEE88]

LMFAO

[@Remedi88]

😅😅😅💪🏾

[@bobmacabre6873]

Best line of 2020

[@carsnob]

+10 defense

[@strothermartin5368]

@@signout932 YOU! YOU!

[@kobewankenobi248]

*”I’m highly trained in running, I trained for this”* 😂😂😂😂

[@thomascorrea3937]

Funnnnnnnnnny

[@kikko77]

so far so good

[@tommynorthwood]

Dwight Schrute taught the class

[@dynamiteguitar]

When someone says "leave me alone" and then proceeds to escalate the situation multiple times by returning and acting entitled, you know they never have admitted they were in the wrong.

[@lancekotter927]

I love how he “doesn’t have time” but spends 10 minutes fast-walk charging him

[@loverboymesa2499]

That’s not the point 😂😂 . You liberals need to understand you can’t control some things just cause you feel strongly towards them😂😂. 1. No one needs to take their carts back . 2. People are specifically paid to do this very SPECIFIC JOB. 3. Your imposing your ways on other people with no regard towards them. 4. Your inciting issues when you rile up people purposely. Honestly it’s nuts to see the people who agree with him just cause ppl arnt perfect about every little thing. Fuck man why don’t you worry about how much blk ppl are dying from other blk ppl? Why don’t you actually care about shit that matters? Lol Liberals 😂😂. Let me guess.. single mother hood? Hurt as a kid? Lolll

[@LisaAnn777]

It's also funny he keeps claiming cart narcs is following him when it's the exact opposite lol 😆

[@boldbileg]

He woke up at 3 AM and was tired. But never too tired for a good cardio session.

[@jackietreehorn5115]

Waddling towards him.

[@Dani-El.]

Typical tired-man response.

[@misterbulger]

As a guy who recieved massive cart ding in his classic car from a loose cart, I can get behind this guy's hustle. It is infuriating.

[@firingallcylinders2949]

The only people who don't like Agent Sebastian are the lazybones who don't put their carts back.

[@mufasta8322]

@@Analaya749 I absolutely agree. They get offended for getting caught being super lazy bones, but those same, animated, angry folks would be the same angry people throwing a fit because they found a cart and a dent in their vehicle(understandably so). So drop the bs and be responsible for your cart and put it in the cart return

[@BurnerJones]

@@Analaya749 redditors are not human, simple as

[@MK-xl9tt]

Love cart narcs,but what the hell is reddit

[@matticusrenwood]

@@Analaya749 A QUARTER?! It’s $2 from ALDI in Australia, jeez, even our carts suffer from the exchange rate

[@DutchTheHooligan]

"how was I impolite?" you- you- you- you- you- you-

[@MeMe-td1ye]

Hahaha

[@mikesnivverpiffits6289]

Stg I read that shit right as he said it and I died 🤣

[@komranbehbehani6379]

Dutch

[@marvincool3744]

I laughed loud enough to scare my cat at that part

[@ededdneddyyy]

You pointed out my bad behavior and it made me feel bad about myself!

[@Later_Nerd]

"No! Dont call me sir. Dont use nice words" Lmao that guy is unhinged.

[@prorobloxgamer4739]

Him along with all the chronically angry MAGAts

[@danielmenhart2410]

Should've put away the cart.

[@TwistdPlays]

@@michaelp-jm6zzget a helmet life is rough, if someone talking calmly( wether he keeps going or not ) bothers you then you for real need help and maybe try to get your feels under control? K?❤

[@TwistdPlays]

@@michaelp-jm6zzalso as many have said before me JUST DRIVE AWAY!!!!

[@TwistdPlays]

@@michaelp-jm6zz 😂 guess the feels are hurt

[@stephaniemckenna3260]

A grown ass man almost broken down to tears over a cart.

[@joshb8976]

He was tired

[@BluntlyBlunt_]

Not only that , but also fat shamed himself into tears .. haha

[@BluntlyBlunt_]

Something hed scolled his kids over. .yet he doing it ha

[@sirjames1582]

Not only that. But a grown ass man actually thought it would be funny to make a video like this that's really pathetic. I don't think the owner of this channel is any more mature than the people he picks on.

[@skinnybuddha8988]

I mean this a page about a guy that literally goes around complaining about shopping carts

[@whowasthat]

He spends 15 minutes running after you but can’t put a cart back that takes 30 seconds 😂 some people man

[@salvadorbahenajr9725]

Dude foreals all that hastle just to end up exerting more energy than originally intended

[@anyfightinggamezfine69]

At least he got some exercise

[@JS-qi1ou]

People are lazy and inconsiderate

[@jobusrum121]

Also, he chased him down to the cart return. HAHAHAHA

[@whowasthat]

James Spears some people would rather cause a scene then put the cart back and go on with their lives

[@cj8368]

Holy cow that guy turned into a 5-year-old real quick

[@lumburgapalooza]

yeah a panic attack will do that dude's probably getting divorced or some shit I once leapt headfirst off of a 2-story building because someone told me I needed to floss

[@fpsrogers8033]

Which guy lol

[@AbrahamMeat]

@@fpsrogers8033 which guy? The only guy who can't stand anyone telling him he left his toys around like a dumb kid

[@Buffypoodle]

The guy with the camera is a dick though, why can’t he mind his own business lol

[@AgueroNain]

Honestly, someone truly needs to slap the shit of that man, no honor, no common sense, in fact a five year old acts better than that douche....

[@Mike_TGL]

I genuinely feel bad for this guy. Imagine living your life with that much anger 7 days a week.

[@bigassdummy46]

Losing weight will help with that.

[@jasonolinger7585]

what makes you think he is like this seven days a week? Nobody is angry all the time or happy all the time this guy was probably having a bad day and just snapped.

[@salleymudd5488]

That's basically every liberal in SoCal

[@theonbasemore5006]

@@salleymudd5488lol this guy is a fat middle aged white man with anger issues, literally the epitome of a Trump supporter. And no I’m not liberal I’m a libertarian I hate both sides

[@anorourke8682]

Weight is definitely a factor - walking around 24/7 with a high heart rate and no healthy outlet for pent-up energy will get you that way.

[@D71219ONE]

I love when it finally clicks with him, “Holy crap, he’s making a video and I’ve been acting like a lunatic. This video is going viral.” He immediately knows every family member and co-worker is going to see it. 😂

[@berndtherrenvolk1951]

And read all the comments. Like YOURS!

[@ЕркинКонстантин]

"Do something better with your time" - very powerful coming from a guy who just spent 15 minutes arguing about not returning a shopping cart that he could return in 30 seconds..

[@elloos]

tbf this "cart narc" guy made a career of going around trying to start arguments, if people would be nice he wouldn't get any views and he would do something productive with his life. So yes that angry guy spent 15 minutes being a "a-hole" but this guy spends his whole life trying to provoke people at carparks. This is to most american thing I've ever seen lol

[@biologicalsubwoofer]

@@elloos You leave carts at random places too don't you?

[@red2theelectricboogaloo961]

@@elloos somebody has to do it or this work won't get done

[@da_roachdogjr]

@@biologicalsubwoofer He definitely does.

[@orrebiff]

@@elloos first of all his trying to get lazy people to not dmg other peoples cars. and he gets paid to do it also if you dont see the problem leaving your shit everywhere. letting other people suffer the consequences and/or doing your job, putting your cart back. you are either an asshole or an idiot. FU elloos.

[@MrPrincePercy]

"Don't use nice words with me."

[@SniperWolfMVM]

I know that feeling! My older sis used to argue with nice words and it pissed me off even more lol

[@momovaryacting8798]

M M Kill them with kindness 😂🤣

[@dumbhead1698]

I love how his knowledge of just “walk away” only applies to the cart narc and not himself loll

[@FattyMateo]

Imagine, because of a shopping cart, for the rest of your life you have to wonder if everyone around you is secretly giggling

[@djbis]

this is a hilarious comment and definitely and even more hilarious predicament to be in. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@deannanace8935]

🤣 😂 🙃 😄 L😆 O🤣 L

[@jasonmalik774]

I return my cart btw, but this want to be agent is a total panty-waste and p*$$y. Trained in running....like a panzy.

[@MantisFootball]

[@quick-likefox]

Both hilarious and absolutely mortifying to think about. But mostly hilarious 😂 🤣

[@danielplantenga3456]

He's too tired to put his cart back but has the energy to chase a stranger lmaoo

[@gregorytownsend9066]

Adrenaline

[@sammyshehole]

Meat Grinder Nope. Excuses is more likely.

[@Bxtskul1l]

Is it because hes fat a-hole?

[@blastermaster2383]

That’s right.Wasn’t he too tired in the first place to put his cart back? He found plenty of energy to chase the cart nark around the car park even though it nearly killed the fat fucker.

[@Ivvelis]

twice even

[@Grimesyyy]

Chases him across the parking lot. “Stop following me!” Classic.

[@tomerph]

CateCrow how ironic I've just heard worlds sappiest male nagging ever lol

[@kimyikd38]

Classic karen/darrien behavior

[@RonJDuncan]

For how "tired" he was, he certainly had the energy to spare. He could have returned the cart 10 times over and have been on his way for all that he did there.

[@brymanley]

I'm convinced agent sebastian's parents were killed by a stray cart when he was young..

[@bailey_408]

fucking Hilarios

[@thegeopoliticalforecaster2994]

Origins story

[@otaku-bd4zs]

How is not highlighted🤣🤣🤣

[@someonesghost3868]

It was at that moment, he vowed to never let a cart go astray. If there is a cart left docked on a patch of grass, he would be there. A cart left in the blue lines of a Handicapped space, he would be there. Defending parking lots around the globe from Lazy-Bones.

[@kassiep771]

i thought you said stray cat

[@thechief9787]

“LEAVE ME ALONE” * proceeds to chase him across the parking lot*

[@EnemaBagJones24601]

Right to the cart corral. Had he grabbed his cart at the start of the chase, it would be done and over.

[@b.a.c4739]

Byeeeeee.

[@tylrrrrrrrrrr4767]

Lol exactly a similar situation happened to me before, someone was telling me to leave them alone but proceeded to chase me like 20 feet

[@PrincessofKeys]

@@tylrrrrrrrrrr4767 Well honestly if you constantly mess with someone you are just stressing them out and basically harassings them at that point.....some people may do that cause their tired of your BS just leave them alone! Of course if they didnt do anything bad just leave them alone!

[@tylrrrrrrrrrr4767]

@@PrincessofKeys Yeah that makes sense and the car bark wasn’t leaving him alone really, but my situation I was annoying someone for whatever reason and she (Yes she was female and a friend) and she was just super angry for some reason I forget why but she thought I was annoying her and let her anger out on me and told me to leave her alone while basically chasing me. I think her and another friend had a disagreement and she got annoyed but that besides the point. Sometimes people just take your anger out on you, or their is the possibility that even though I personally don’t think I was annoying her, she may have found it annoying.

[@sageywavey]

He could not have possibly handled this situation worse. It’s truly amazing

[@Viklipzzz]

🤣🤣🤣 That's probably why he was so terrified about him being put on KZbin 💀

[@maxjones5705]

Yeah he could’ve handled it worse. He could’ve physically assaulted the cart narc, he could’ve rammed the cart narc with his car, he could’ve gotten a gun and gone postal. So yeah, he could’ve handled it way worse.

[@sageywavey]

@@maxjones5705 I stand corrected

[@HobbyOrganist]

He is exactly the type- the road rager, the kind you see in police dash cam videos going postal in their redneck mobile because of a very MINOR nothing of an incident on the road and they are ramming other people's cars and you know what's on those videos. @@maxjones5705

[@jackjazzhands2357]

Not that he didnt tried it, the phyiscal one.. but .. is too slow :P

[@pinkdarkman]

My favorite part of this is the fact that nothing was said or done to make this man look bad. His own words and actions were all that were on display here. He's an amazing example of someone who just chooses to be miserable. I work 12 hour shifts as a hospital and I usually end up staying late and I have never once in my life left a grocery cart in the parking lot, and I do go grocery shopping right after work. Your situation does not define you. How you choose to act in the situation does.

[@electricanimations6183]

absolutely respectable actions

[@kevinmach730]

Yeah I mean if it was like pouring rain or bitter cold, I could give someone a pass on leaving a person leaving a cart. But this guy was totally able bodied and wasted 25 minutes of his own time and that of the people working at the store.

[@Mark_Z1]

“I’m highly trained in running”. 😂😂

[@buckbundy8642]

Most tattle tales are.

[@yonny4804]

Buck Bundy this man doesn’t take his cart back

[@strothermartin5368]

@@yonny4804 YOU! YOU! YOU! YOU! YOU!

[@thighssancamel8653]

That man had no energy to put the cart away, but chased dude around the whole parking lot lmao

[@HagymasbabChanel]

He doesn't have time to push a shopping cart back, but he has plenty of time to run around at the parking lot for 15 minutes.😂

[@stonewallis4373]

I can run faster than you

[@flargarbason1740]

Power walk really… though I guess that is probably his top speed

[@berndtherrenvolk1951]

@@stonewallis4373 CartNarcs can walk faster than that guy can run.

[@DavidHBurkart]

I love how Sebastian walks away while being chased or followed by him, all the way to the cart return. Once he does that, each of their excuses are proven false. In this instance, this guy would have been much better off to just drive away. Everything he was accusing Sebastian of, he was guilty of himself. Crazy logic

[@outshinedd]

Probably more than that lmao don’t forget about cuts😭😭😭😂😂

[@lozfitz]

This video kept on giving. Each time you think it's over he returns

[@johns5071]

This guy acts like a gta npc after you walk into them 😂😂😂

[@charliedallachie3539]

Boyofonix just gotta keep bumping them 😆 pull out the weapon “ahhhh holy shit” 😂

[@jk7690]

It's so strange to watch a grown man throw such a massive tantrum

[@nancym1430]

No it's not

[@kyleesargent]

exactly then to see them run and threaten somebody after saying they dont have time to put their cart back 💀

[@chumblesthecheese8580]

His life is not at all going the way he wants. He's fat and pathetic, and he knows it. He's ashamed of being a weak man Karen, but he is not motivated, or perhaps lacks the mental will, to change his circumstances. There are many such people like him. They are to be pitied.

[@tech5298]

He was in his divine feminine goddess mode. So amazing and brave!!

[@stefenpapiez9354]

Over someone telling him to be more considerate and walk your shopping cart to a cart corral

[@saljablo2767]

This video proves how close to a nervous breakdown a lot of people are.

[@manictiger]

That's fair. We did create a very judgmental society run by sadistic Machiavellian sociopaths. A lot of kids probably grow into these super insecure adults. There's probably more going on than just pure narcissism. Lot of inferiority complex in a few of these clips.

[@joueurmecontent8632]

This man is like is own cart, lost, empty, and cold. Just a little push, and he goes for a ride.

[@nickolaiwillnotdie]

@@joueurmecontent8632 Underrated take

[@flovi7522]

This guy was something special though. His evil sneer at the beginning with the dramatic clasp of his hands, multiple attempts at violence, and finally, terribly poor cart etiquette. I would amend this to it proves how close many lazy bones are to a nervous breakdown.

[@dylanm691]

@@ZZerkZZerk you really broke it down into a clear behavioral pattern for me and now I understand the psyche of cart felon blue long sleeve thank you

[@cesar_onada]

Here in Europe, most supermarkets with parking facilities have the carts chained together. If you want to use one, you have to insert a 1 euro coin, which will detach that cart from the others. To get your coin back, you return the cart to its place, connect the chain of the cart preceding it, and the euro will pop out back to you. It is also a good way to prevent theft and misuse of the carts.

[@9NeYeN6]

There’s a store called ALDI that does that also. It’s a good method. I think it’s a German owned store.

[@grieks]

We have that in Canada too at some stores. Issue with USA is their largest (common) coin is 25 cents. Most would leave it.

[@MrBenjigee]

@@grieks Kids and homeless people would put them away instead. When I was a kid, we'd always walk home from school through the Lidl car park on the off chance of making a quid from a lazybones leaving their trolley out.

[@robatx6106]

not putting your cart away does say a lot about someone’s character

[@Facepalm710]

LAZY!

[@LalienX]

Self-centered

[@Teeveepicksures]

...and whining that youve been up all day, but then proceed to stomp around the parking lot, huffing & puffing for 20 minutes, go inside to get the manager, and never leave even after the Agent exists the scene.

[@APsupportsTerrorism]

... and they know it... thats why they lose their shit

[@Teeveepicksures]

@@ZeranZeran < found the Qtard

[@chumblesthecheese8580]

You shouldn't have teased him, clearly he's under a lot of stress because of his pregnancy.

[@bleedinghearts4768]

@Reef the Bible app is free

[@isthisme1705]

@@bleedinghearts4768 LOL what does that have to do with anything?

[@buffhotchkiss7400]

Lolololololohis gut.

[@noodles_playz_guitar529]

Good point

[@MrPeterref]

2020.

[@jennifermitchell793]

8:28 “are you putting this on KZbin?” Me: laughing my ass off watching it for the 68th time in two years 😂😂😂😂

[@SundayVenom]

😂

[@ChickeNugget483]

This is my 3rd time watching this one lol

[@30YearOldBunta]

Loll

[@michaelboshko8206]

It's a work of art

[@ufo5587]

8:26 **

[@dbgvideos6133]

All that time when he could have put away his cart

[@Thelobsterhunter]

Nice you have a nice day 👍🦞

[@DanDan300S]

"Are you going to put this on KZbin?" "Sir no it's just for my protection" *puts him on youtube video titled "I'm a fat a-hole"* LOL

[@markhammer9975]

Risk assessment at work there. He could have easily outrun that guy though.

[@DanDan300S]

@@markhammer9975 No doubt

[@tcash3389]

Kenny D 😂😂

[@JasonTylerRicci]

I hope he saw this video

[@justinbrody9493]

Just own it you coward

[@Shobbob894]

“Luckily I have good blocking skills, so I blocked your attack” lmao

[@acufen00]

i almost died laughing when he said that

[@jgoller]

they are "highly trained"

[@robloxman274abc]

They r highly trained, that's y

[@Ehxx]

Reminds me of south park with zuckerberg "hah you think you can block my shtyle?"

[@colinborile2106]

he sounds like an npc from a video game when he said that lmao

[@Pizza4Lunch]

"You're verbally assaulting me" "Don't use nice words with me!" "I'm too tired to return my cart" -chases him down three times.

[@lemius6154]

in the 15 minutes the whole confrontation lasted, he could've just walked the cart back and went home

[@HughMansonMD]

I feel like he got really defensive as soon as he realized that he had enough energy to chase someone to the cart chorale, yet was too tired to not inconvenience someone else and put the cart back...

[@adamehstreetwatchtoronto9929]

The cognitive dissonance right..

[@wailer27]

It's the NPC at 7:28 saying "I've seen you" that suddenly made him realize he's on a show and he's soon to be famous

[@KillTheLamb1]

that's what I thought at first, but I think it's one of the managers who noticed the body cam and told him

[@wailer27]

@@KillTheLamb1 ugh now I've got to watch the whole thing AGAIN to check it out...

[@KillTheLamb1]

@@wailer27 I mean, it's not capture on video, but when one of the managers came to talk to agent Sebastian later, he said like "you're doing your KZbin thing", he knows. I think at the time the NPC was talking to him, the 2 managers told the guy that he was doing a youtube video

[@wailer27]

@@KillTheLamb1 During that NPC moment, a car engine starts and i thought it was *the subject* doing that so he must be in his car and not talking to the managers, but I've realised its the car next to him that starts up. Therefore we're going to have to go with your draft of events. We desperately need a follow up on this whole thing.

[@ThatIckyGuy]

This is probably my most rewatched Cart Narcs. This pregnant man is crazy.

[@timothysader7060]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@JP-yo6se]

@pacifca nonook haha yes! I knew the part you were referencing before I clicked! A+ impression

[@matteframe]

maybe he's getting hormonal

[@billdavis6900]

Yeah he should've asked when the baby was due.

[@Ipad-i4y]

We don't body shame at cart narcs

[@devondelaney24]

“Don’t use nice words to me” This guy is fantastic 😂🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣

[@4NaturesStory]

“Quality siren” 😂😂😂

[@bbcakesedmund774]

"Call the cops on her" -I'm a man, sir Lmao!

[@coryshufelt1057]

Bbcakes Edmund to think, he actually thought he was chasing a woman through the parking lot at first 😂 🤦‍♂️

[@mrtoastly]

What's funny is where they live he could actually sue him for misgendering.

[@bbcakesedmund774]

@@mrtoastly well sucks to be him! Happy I don't have to put up with this because I'd always call it as I see it

[@definitelyfunatparties]

@@mrtoastly people can get sued for accidentally misgendering someone but not for posting someone all over the internet against their will? That's some fucked up place.

[@Zach-uv5ul]

MAM I AM MAM CALL ME MAM

[@brackishnz]

Imagine if at 1:44 he just drove away with the magnet on and threw it away when he got home. Imagine how much stress and embarrassment he could have avoided.

[@RobChapala]

I dont get why the guy should feel embarrassed. He got harassed by a KZbin kid trying to get views. The kid with the camera should feel embarrassed.

[@brackishnz]

@@RobChapala you think he handled the situation well do you?

[@mrtymrtt5061]

@@RobChapala nope guys a man child

[@christiawi9]

@@RobChapala Obvious troll is obvious.

[@DarkestVoid]

@Danny Guy last I knew there’s no law stating you have to put carts away after using them lmao. Morally wrong sure. But what’s worse is this kid harassing him. Imagine the stress that could’ve been avoided if this channel just didn’t exist? Lmao. Gtfoh.

[@disseminationnetwork]

I love how fast Agent Sebastian is, he's always one step ahead of them, very confident in his running abilities. It's performance art. That guy totally melted down!

[@josephtrainonthetrack]

A friend of mine recommended this video to me, and I was _not_ disappointed. The Cart Narc _simply_ called the guy out for his lack of customer etiquette. In a way, I feel for the guy who didn't put his cart back. He just wanted to get back home from his midnight shift. He probably figured that leaving a car there was no big deal. However, his way of thinking knocks him down a few points. He basically said, "Let the dogs get it since they're getting fed to do it." So, he's okay with making someone else's job harder? That's like saying, "I'll spill this coffee on the floor, since the janitor gets paid to clean it up." Bologna! Using the justification that someone gets paid to clean _his_ messes demonstrates that he only cares for himself! Some people may think of this as petty. I, for one, tried putting myself in that mindset to give both sides a fair chance. However, considering how adverse this man's reaction was toward the Cart Narc, that just goes to show us how _crazy_ he's willing to get over such a trivial thing. He made a mistake, and he got called out for it. Therefore, he should look at the situation with an open mind, realize he was wrong, and put the cart back. With all the energy he used to confront the Cart Narc, that man could've used _much_ less to be a decent and courteous person.

[@goryspirit]

The best Cart Narcs video of all time.

[@rob3680]

You are just like this manic car narcissist ass⛳ 💝

[@kevinmach730]

4 years later, and It's up there on the list for sure

[@nothankyou]

There is a 100% certainty that this man has watched this video. An unparalled opportunity for self-reflection.

[@CamaroSS-sy2ei]

I hope he has seen it. He deserves to watch himself act like “a fat asshole”.

[@jojevismclain2475]

@Rob Roberts found him

[@danmcclellan2451]

Absolutely 😂😂 I wish we had video of him watching the video 🙏🏻

[@Al_Dente-d1p]

@Chad Ray Love what MY doing???

[@AsianVidWatcher]

@@jojevismclain2475 Is that actually @Rob Roberts

[@rabfallon4507]

If he got that angry over a cart , imagine how he'll feel when he sees this vid got over a million views

[@nh6central]

and when he reads the title 😂

[@ladymaiden2308]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@janebray9392]

😅🤣🤡

[@gamma21285]

There's always that one 🐟

[@LocalMachine]

@@nh6central yes just using a direct quote that the guy said about himself 3:04

[@TaleMendon]

So he’s so outraged that a magnet was put on his truck he smacks his own door on the cart And then literally walks the distance from his truck to the cart return to give the magnet back. Unreal

[@Glenners]

Plus the front end of his truck is held together with fucking tape! Oh yeah that flimsy magnet is really going to diminish the value lol.

[@johndavey8683]

@@Glenners previous encounter with a cart probably 🤣

[@1WEareBUFO1]

It's the principle of the laziness. True wormy brain.

[@tylerpayne7393]

That's what I was saying like dude not only did you walk the distance of the cart rack twice. You wasted 15 minutes of your life over something that would have taken 15 seconds to do.

[@whitedom2041]

dude some ppl wanna be left the fuck alone

[@samuelcarpenter1407]

Once a year I have to come back to this masterpiece.

[@danielwhiteside2155]

Once a year? Come on, this needs to be on the weekly rotation 😂 this one kills me every time I see it.

[@codyfritzler1373]

His upbeat personality even when people try to attack him makes it hilarious lol

[@dzfaz]

It makes them even angrier.

[@codyfritzler1373]

@@dzfaz it's the car magnets it takes it to a whole other level lol

[@AngelLovey88]

I love his reactions (: Calm, Cool, Collected

[@vineryoulks7774]

Many things this guy does makes him hilarious

[@jonmcmann6811]

damm he ruined his whole life

[@Tootall643]

This guy sounds like a fast talking 1950's door to door vaccuum salesman.

[@n00byscrazycorner43]

Hi, Vault-Tec Here...

[@CorndogPoncho]

@@n00byscrazycorner43 GoOo aWeY.

[@KM-je6bf]

@@n00byscrazycorner43 thats what I was thinking too

[@daemonicnimrod4772]

I suspect this guy might be a previous employee of the Little Giant Vacuum Cleaner Company up in Walla Walla, Washington....

[@carneasuhdude6823]

This dude is okay with chasing a stranger to the cart corral, but ain’t cool with walking his own cart to it. Priorities, people. Priorities.

[@moruslorus6719]

Legit 😂😂😂

[@Gunners_Mate_Guns]

My thoughts exactly. These lazy dickheads would rather leave their carts out where store employees have to hunt them down, blocking parking spaces.

[@carhoarder602]

It’s hard for them to be a decent human being

[@Pizza4Lunch]

All those threats to sue if he uploads this, and chasing him all around the entire parking lot...yet here we are 4 years later he's the most number 1 watched video on the entire cart narc channel LOL

[@angrytater2456]

I bet this guy's family just loves it when he comes home in the afternoon.

[@lookforthegood1]

underrated comment

[@BobSmith-bs1bj]

This dude is a single dad whose ex wife and kids love another man more

[@tuumuus2486]

What family?

[@joueurmecontent8632]

If he parked his car home like he parked his cart, I'm not sure he has a family anymore.

[@angrytater2456]

@@joueurmecontent8632 😅😅

[@paulblart9527]

Imagine chasing a guy to tell him to stay away from you

[@OMGWTFLOLSMH]

Emotional thinker, not a critical thinker.

[@marlabaldwin7011]

🤣😂😂

[@_RobBanks]

That guy is a friggen psychopathic MORON

[@77dris]

Reminds me a lot of the anti-maskers. So much energy and time expended complaining when he could have just complied with little effort and actually did something productive.

[@joshuapowell9501]

Chased him WAY past where he was asking him to take the cart. He could have done 3 laps around the parking lot in the time this video took while he was screaming about being bothered

[@LeslieDugger]

“The manager wants to talk to you”. That’s a new one

[@vivianevans8543]

Uno Reverse on the Karens

[@amymamabear5227]

Hahah!! Good one! Love it

[@x-raymind7778]

No you got him in by doing duhaaaaahhh

[@michaelfitzgerald3467]

Fat fucking Karen.

[@brandonbloomer6499]

“Spongebob, the aliens would like a word with you!”

[@spicypickle889]

Things Agent Sebastian did to escalate the situation: - Confronted him about being a lazy bones. - Put a bumper magnet on his truck. Things Lazy Bones did to NOT escalate the situation: - Chased him across the parking lot. - Threw a bumper magnet at him. - Behaved aggressively and raised his voice. - Repeatedly used profanity. - Threatened him with violence. - Falsely accused him of abuse. - Screamed at a cart attendant. - Tattled on him to the manager. - Attempted to antagonize him from behind the authority of the manager. - Lied multiple times about what actually happened. - Demanded he leave to deescalate the situation while not recognizing the irony. - Demanded answers about the status of his body cam. - Chased him down the sidewalk. - Demanded his name and to have him write it down (on what?) - Threatened a frivolous lawsuit. - Directed his anger at a random observer. - Falsely accused him of accosting him (doesn't know the definition). - Demanded he turned off his body cam. - Lied about him damaging his vehicle. - Threatened to "hurt" him. - Refused to leave. - Drove his truck down the street and initiated another confrontation. - Denigrated him for being a cart narc and performing a public service. - Threatened an employee. - Refused to admit any wrongdoing.

[@Freakazoid12345]

6:50

[@chrisk9468]

Typical case of “ I got to have the last word disease”

[@bork2]

I think i have that disease :P

[@bork2]

@@Cristobal_2012 no, I do

[@geekiousmaximus]

This guy sounds like he's on the verge of tears half the time

[@chc2650]

"On the ground" he sounded so fucking HURT LOL

[@chuckh4077]

His pregnancy makes him emotional. 😆

[@OrderOfTheDragan1429]

@@chuckh4077 It’s the hormones man it’s the hormones.

[@youtubeuser3182]

this weirdo give me “big al” from toy story 2 vibes 😆 😂 ☠️

[@kdburner7356]

@@youtubeuser3182 how many times did you copy n paste this?

[@nitsuagmartin]

Dude spent more time and energy throwing his tantrum than he would have just putting his cart back.

[@mattadrev471]

aka this entire channel

[@theRandy712]

Ten orders of magnitude more

[@σεα-ψ9ε]

That landwhale isn't physically capable of pushing the cart back himself. I fear that his heavy steps will cause major seismic activity across California.

[@Gladius-NL]

Lol, he could've returned all the loose carts on the lot and still be home faster than what he did now.

[@inspirednaija7204]

That's the principle of laziness

[@NickDoobs]

I've watched this video at least 20 times. It never gets old.

[@zeusandflash410]

I lost if after lazy bones stuttered out the word "you" three times and then put his hands on his hips.

[@Darthmire_]

Zeusandflash that was hilarious

[@aptkeyboard3173]

This guy is out here risking his life for carts

[@flpdragonslayersmith8]

Literally, cause people will shoot over something simple as this.

[@EMcL88]

@@flpdragonslayersmith8 maybe they shouldn't have guns

[@Kee2Oz]

Risking his life for a principle that he believes in strongly. Principles that are believed in strongly are the only things worthy of risky life for.

[@Wildstar40]

True. You can't out run bullets.

[@dayahbpetty9062]

@@Wildstar40 no. He is HIGHLY trained...

[@IamY00t]

I lost it at the "Oh oh, guess we're testing out the running skills"

[@Kidrebel54]

So far so good!

[@brysonszy6306]

"Luckily I have good blocking skills, I have blocked your attack."

[@kennkenn6126]

Dude gave up after 10 yards

[@user-qm8cc5go8r]

“Are you sure you don’t want this?”…..hilarious!

[@BCsoccer05]

It's amazing when an adult turns into a child after being called on their shit.

[@HughMansonMD]

The most startling thing for me in life was realizing that most "adults" are really just full grown children.

[@bmx2026]

This channel is lame. Petty stupid childish bullshit which would be fine but its a grown man harassing people trying to go about their lives over shopping carts and it's not even funny, if it was actually funny I'd roll with it but its not even creative if an elementary school kid came up with it. lol.

[@HughMansonMD]

👆 found the guy that "works too hard" to walk for 15 seconds

[@chancilopez12345]

LOL no such thing as adults just kids who got older. This dude and the majority of people just age but don't mature.

[@staticx2552]

Pretty common actually .

[@KBHNJ]

😂 that guy will forever think of you every time he needs a shopping cart 😂😂😂

[@sherribrown294]

...... oh yeah 😂😂😂

[@BasedJayceon]

john probst That’s racist.

[@boobtube2142]

Good

[@Andy132]

it's satisfying to know that this guy will forever be recognized as a lazybones manchild

[@Alex-w3t6r]

Thats a little extreme for one incident dont ya think?

[@giblebound]

true

[@kdubb3898]

@@Alex-w3t6r spoken like a true LAZYBONES!!!😚😂😂😂

[@chazer7800]

@@Alex-w3t6r No, extremely justified

[@yo_boi_bongo6603]

@@Alex-w3t6r what. Do you see how he's acting. Dude is throwing a cry baby fit over his asking to put his cart back. Old dude could have just drove away

[@FDupp-og1mi]

This guy must have a really shitty lawyer. Cause the video is still up and getting more views daily.

[@goblue72012]

This guy now is now in therapy because of the mental breakdown he experiences every time he see’s a cart.

[@aliciapolite5913]

"You...you...you!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Sw-sr9en]

He should

[@AmandaGugu]

😂😂

[@MyMyMy69]

that dude needs therapy but this incident is just the thing that brought it out He seems like a miserable person

[@Amp389x]

LMFAOO

[@ns3938]

This man has the balls to troll in real life. Respect.

[@BishopDeeds]

Hes not trolling though

[@joebidenissus1975]

@@BishopDeeds he is but it's good guy trolling

[@BishopDeeds]

@@joebidenissus1975 touche

[@matts3425]

It reminds me of the South Park episode when Kyle's family gets a hybrid then goes around acting better than everyone else who doesn't.

[@cchewwitup]

wait till you hear about the time before internet

[@jh1328]

“You are this close to being on the ground.” Said by a man who was out of breath after 15 steps.

[@sandymoonstone855]

4:38 " Protect and serve " lol

[@iforbach4003]

That was his inner voice talking to himself. "dude, you're about to be on the ground... The heart is about to stop"

[@bw2569]

LOL I was just going to type that.

[@Jay-hy8rt]

This man is a legend. Immortalized by the chisel of technology into the eternal marble of the internet. His "You-you-you!" shall echo into eternity

[@kisscactus]

This is like a fine 4-course meal. 1. 1:49 His initial crazy reaction. 2. 5:06 Him coming back with manager. 3. 7:33 Him chasing him down the sidewalk. 4. 13:18 Pulling up in the truck.

[@YoungYonk]

ARE YOU MAKING A VIDEO?

[@heroinmom153]

The truck drive-by is definitely the sweet and savory dessert

[@CraigStCyrPlus]

@@YoungYonk THIS IS NOT A POLITE.

[@khabibs.shoootrufc2297]

@@heroinmom153 "wha...what...WHat BENEFIT" LOL

[@Max-dj1hu]

Lolololol

[@martinh1437]

Meanwhile someone is stealing his truck.

[@LC-in5or]

That would be fuckun hilarious

[@mowlinaslandscaping2148]

I was thinking the exact same thing 😂

[@xaviercuriel5987]

I was thinking that exact same thing

[@somecallmeTim-wi6pr]

Holy crap that would have been hilarious

[@CrazyBear65]

Ssshh!

[@Scofco]

Lazy bones sure had a lot of energy. He could put some of that to use by putting his cart back.

[@seanA416]

These people aren't "lazy" they don't give a shit about other people. They think they're above others like minimum wage cart collectors. Thank you Cart Narcs!

[@unodfredy]

He could’ve put everyone’s cart back! Hahaha

[@robertgrimes4497]

He walked right by the corral

[@ok88warrior]

Naw he doesn't have to do lazy ppls work for them

[@brewbar2]

I don't want a polite. I want a rude.

[@nicetryjan]

“Luckily I have good blocking skills. I blocked your attack.” LMAO

[@Weaklytune]

LMAO

[@chrisj4201]

I hope he thinks of you every time he uses a cart haha.

[@Celadian67]

This man will not be right after this

[@onlyhereonce7290]

Thomas Carroll 🤣🤣

[@garrettchurch604]

He definitely will

[@andyman286]

Awesome thought!

[@richardpowell4281]

Yeah, I hope he has PTSD and everytime he shops at that store he breaks out in a cold sweat. Fuck people who threaten people over the smallest of things.

[@ImGazu]

Imagine this man's blood pressure and cholesterol levels

[@GeddyRC]

Randy Bandy kinda missing the point there dipshit

[@haryguby5326]

@Randy Bandy another boomer

[@saifullahfarooq2570]

Randy Bandy lazy bones LAZY BOOOOOONES

[@charliedallachie3539]

That’d be bad if he had a stroke or heart attack right there.

[@georgepresley7116]

Probably in tip top range of healthy.

[@ImPsychosocial5]

Dudes probably changed his whole look, moved somewhere else, started a fresh new life, has a whole new outlook on life, and has his groceries delivered.

[@darrenXparker]

“I’m calling the cops! I’m calling the cops!” Is the worst person in this video.

[@TheMetasora]

Some girl saw some dude running at a CVS employee for asking him to put a cart back she probably thought the dude was goin to beat his ass and thought that was the best way to de-escalate the situation I agree though its stupid as fuck and if anything made it worse cx

[@darrenXparker]

Metasora It’s a mentality of people who want to feel important and want to get involved in everything. Ugh.

[@justintime753]

Yeah like that means something okay so the cops may respond in 15 min if at all to this lol.

[@darrenXparker]

Justin Time 15 minutes would be a record. Even if they were eating lunch in the same parking lot they’d be 20+ minutes

[@TheMetasora]

@@darrenXparker yeah you're seriously right I was thinking about my comment in the shower and it reminded me of a time when I was a teen these two dudes nearly ran me over when I was on my skateboard they were gunning for me so I skated up to their car told them to get the fuck out and they both stepped out like they were gonna kick my ass my brother starts fighting one and I start fighting the driver I threw my skateboard into a bush cause I wasn't about to just kill someone and this dude after getting slammed to the ground grabs my (longboard) which somehow came out the bush and rolled straight to him and he tries to hit me in my chest with it but it's too big for him so I'm just catching it as he keeps pulling it away I tell this guy if he doesn't give me my skateboard back I'm just going to break his rear car lights because I'm not dumb enough to get domed in the head with a skateboard and he basically drops it yells "no not my car" and continued fighting normally all in all no one got hurt too bad besides for throwing the dude over a bike and they get in their car and hall ass and all I can hear is this tweaker bitch yelling "I'm calling the cops!" "You're fucked for beating those poor guys asses!" Over and over again she doesn't even know the story and decided I'm the bad guy

[@BrassStacks]

As a disabled person that regularly has to deal with carts being in the way, I thank you very, very much for what you're doing! I have been trying to educate people for years that the striped lines around handicapped parking are not there for the convenience of lazy boned people who can't walk the extra 50' to put up their cart. This "It's my world, y'all just live in it!" mentality has got to stop.

[@Seewhathappens101]

Brass Stacks this right here

[@codywheatr3083]

Hell yeah

[@OhMars]

Yeah Yeah, Nobody wants to hear it hot wheels.

[@Dr.Pepperdave]

Oh my....

[@erikcareswellthevoiceofrea8298]

THIS... is what we're missing.. what we NEED more of in society. Accountability. Responsibility. No more excuses for laziness and bad behaviour. Kudos!

[@alyssajchase]

I love it lol

[@pobster88j94]

We do. People today are entitled, lazy morons.

[@nignamedmutt7270]

He needs to get a little golf cart(or even better, a go-kart) and put orange lights and pull up to offenders and use it to block them in ...... Yes I realize that would probably take it too far, and create a "nuisance" that gets him kicked out and possibly fined..... but it would be fucking hilarious.

[@Respondifyourbadattrolling]

@@nignamedmutt7270entrapment is a crime

[@OfficialSeth]

@@nignamedmutt7270 He used to take the cart that the lazy bone left and would put it behind their vehicle to block them into their spot but I think he was told that it was a legal issue to do that so he stopped doing it. He also got rid of all of his earlier videos where he did it. It was pretty humorous though, they'd get mad about a car magnet and then end up backing into the shopping cart.

[@Migger_29]

Ironic how he expects social decency when he himself doesn’t practice it

[@tomkirk6942]

Well said. 👍

[@ccbb8115]

this man is literally about to cry because he was told to move his cart

[@youtubeuser3182]

this weirdo give me “big al” from toy story 2 vibes 😆 😂 ☠️

[@piccalillipit9211]

As an author on psychology - I think the guy is close to a breakdown...

[@meaganfree833]

He could have taken 500 carts to depot over not taking 1 back.

[@keegan6666]

the store is a pharmacy, he probably has some issues.

[@Despondencymusic]

While he runs around the parking lot