youtube’s bootleg bachelor is back and so much worse

[@charlotteh7512]

casey is never gonna recover from disrespecting victorious not once but TWICE

[@lovingweirdo4727]

2:04 2:16 2:24 three times actually

[@rose-nm1qk]

cancelled😳

[@Char-mv3fc]

Hi, we have the same name. That's cool. Bye

[@Char-mv3fc]

@Victor Gary uhm, this seems illegal. If not, it's a terrible showing of your mistrust. Don't hack your girlfriend's instagram. It doesn't matter if it's "fun" because it made her mad. That is literally so disrespectful. Respect her privacy.

[@Char-mv3fc]

@Jayden Chris don't do this. It's not a nice thing to do.

[@tappytart]

"he showed a lot of strength with the hoolahoop" is not something I'd like to tell my future kids

[@soynymphfaery]

She just called Trina, Tori. I'm starting to think this a personal attack.

[@venus818]

I've never felt this DISRESPECTED in my life

[@dazedcitrine]

Omg I love your pfp it's so pretty

[@soynymphfaery]

@@dazedcitrine aww thanks

[@Nathadegold]

The disrespect.

[@haggisa]

Who on Earth is this Trina girl? I’ve never heard about her in my life.

[@wolfie2777]

“I know who she is, alright? You guys already commented before I realized right in the middle of the video. I know she’s Tori Vega.” Sis.... lmaaooooooooo

[@georgia95795]

WHY ARE THERE NO REPLIES

[@horae2583]

jeremy: reading his poem char: *yall hear sumn?*

[@threshingsong]

He literally plagiarised it too!!

[@deadletter4317]

“Hey mom, how did you know dad was the one?” “It all started.... with the hula hoop competition.”

[@para-yw9dn]

THATS WHAT I WAS THINKING OMG LIKE WTF WOULD SHE TELL HER KIDS HAHAHA

[@_ashleypersaud]

casey: "i know who she is" also casey: *calls her the wrong name*

[@melodyhaviland9393]

what if we hula hooped together for 3 hours...... jkjk........ unless

[@marlieblue3944]

Chloe looks like the type of girl that puts "Be kind 😄" in her bio then bullies you merceilessly for not being able to afford clothes from Hollister

[@oliversedgwick7236]

😂

[@stewieismyhomeboy]

She was on the channel Mr. Kate's show where she (Mr. Kate) decorates rooms in KZbinr's houses, and no joke, this girl (CloeCouture) wanted her living room/dining room decorated in gray. YES. JUST GRAY. She wasn't like "I really like the modern look" or anything like that, she's just like "I want the first room people see when they walk into my house to be literally gray."

[@para-yw9dn]

@@stewieismyhomeboy i dont get it whats wrong with gray... imsoconfused

[@dildonius]

@@stewieismyhomeboy She is the personification of the word "milquetoast." Guarantee you that her music library is full of shit like _Someone You Loved_ by Lewis Capaldi.

[@multijxde1855]

@@dildonius I can see it

[@hayitsk2713]

now that she sent the ginger home, all the guys look exactly the same

[@tallulahbaird7731]

i canNOT believe this is what Trina Vega is doing now... all the talent we saw in chicago wasted 😳😳😳

[@Olivia-zp1in]

Tallulah AHAHAHAHAHA 😂😂😭

[@hhfgdhshs1432]

I know it’s totally not swell.

[@noahreisner5199]

SHEcago you uncultured swine

[@tape-6]

she really abandoned the cit that's inviting, the city that's exciting, a city for a woman just like her

[@ur_momgeh6081]

Carolyn Ford it really wasn’t her cup of tea

[@EricSmith-et3kr]

What is the intended audience for this show? Like I genuinely have no idea.

[@mariyabaileys]

Eric Smith commentary channels lol

[@legoexplosion922]

Eric Smith me

[@we-qs2vd]

Eric Smith us

[@Acidlib]

Eric Smith we

[@lunalluna9401]

I used to watch shows like Parental control and Next when I was like 12-13, they have a similar vibe to this. I'm not proud btw 😬

[@DeathLyssHallows]

Still convinced that Jon was Gordo from Lizzie McGuire.. he had to leave because they're shooting the reboot

[@melodyhaviland9393]

2:05 don’t disrespect our girl TRINA u called her tori 😤😤

[@judeeltahir8734]

jane haviland😭😤😠

[@Chaotic_Observer]

Ikr lol

[@rabidheartbeats5953]

she lost all her basic human respect privileges when she decided to do this show

[@gracescott4383]

Donte looks like a bootleg version of one of those bad Tom Holland impersonators.

[@wooogie672]

snow doesn't exist don’t disrespect my manz like that

[@gabbyeebzie4103]

Omg ur right LOL

[@Jelloitsme]

A bootleg impersonator? Lmaooo he can’t catch a break

[@babi742]

So the bootleg version of the bootleg version?

[@QueenAmour8888]

Why do these girls talk like they are always not sure on what they're saying or they are questioning their statements out loud. "I checked his profile eee...??"

[@kiwiblossom12]

I think they might be from Southern California (Los Angeles or the Valley) . I'm from there and talk the same, lol.

[@kiwiblossom12]

@Joëlle Weetjewel wait what did you change?

[@qwuarq]

this is officially my favorite comment thread

[@myballs2900]

time stamp?

[@erinbailey7940]

I love how she IDs them all: “butter guy, hula hoop guy, DANTE, and jer-bear”

[@gracecaroline9138]

Don't forget the doodle guy 😂

[@hiphiphoogray]

y’all think theirs an alternate reality where all the rats in ratatouille put on a rat bachelorette for remy edit: *The Ratchelorette (Coming Soon)*

[@mothma_am]

how is this not top comment

[@s1n_eater]

Gray the ratchelorette. I’d watch it.

[@lilskeezykeezy9850]

Matching PFPs

[@hiphiphoogray]

Midnight Library how big can ones brain be i-

[@zoinks2547]

I thought that said rachetorette and died

[@imbored-4052]

I dare you you to sign up for bootleg bachelor

[@BlaBlaBla]

👏JON👏DESERVED👏BETTER👏

[@rose-nm1qk]

dante’s fake accent when he’s “nervous” = ross from friends british accent in his lecture when ross was neevous

[@Razeylabbit]

mit mit HAHHAH YOURE SO RIGHT

[@melodyhaviland9393]

john was the only good one. i’m UPSET.

[@keisha8270]

eh- ehm... donte?

[@shaunaloveshugs]

I checked out his Instagram and I’m pretty sure he’s gay lol

[@Isabella-pb5wu]

@@shaunaloveshugs what's his instagram?

[@-Theo-]

shaunaloveshugs That explains why he was the only cute and sensible guy there lol

[@wonderyears7288]

i still can't believe that this is something that legitimately exists

[@yencigomez9038]

the only bachelor i care to watch is a bootleg one

[@zomgkb]

If you like this you'll love Noel's series on provo

[@genesisjordan2440]

I'm glad she has a sponsor cause that Remy meme is gonna get her the big ole demonetized.

[@heather.3109]

"I want to do with you what spring does with the cherry trees." is a line from a Pablo Neruda poem from 1924... like Jer bear couldn't just be bad originally, , he had to butcher a good poem (from almost a hundred years ago no less) just to sound deep :\

[@abbywolffe4114]

What are you taking about, he's _so_ deep

[@PM-rp4bl]

RIGHT?? IM SO MAD THAT I WANT TO MAKE HIM WRITE THE SADDEST LINES >:(

[@ashaaa.m]

the cringe on caseys face while they were reading their poems is SO FUNNY

[@kibstar1]

i love how devoted we're all slowly becoming to this show lmao

[@user-ld6th3vw8e]

okay so him lying abt his voice is framed as a cute and nervous tick? i totally expected a show like this to be like "he lied he's so dishonest!!1!" but they also kinda failed to capitalize on the fact that the guy having a girlfriend and still writing a whole rap for a dating show girl was the most interesting thing about the ep. plz follow this nonsense to the inevitable dumpster fire conclusion

[@samuelmiriello2414]

nobody: Casey: this is an epidemic

[@9gagHasMySoul]

This sure hits different today 🤣

[@jessummlee8866]

I, too, eat protein and carbs.

[@melodyhaviland9393]

casey for president 2020 even tho she’s from canada

[@nanafromnana]

Omg can she win presidency in canada pls we are in deep shit 😂

[@catdogabuab1928]

@Handsome Squidward no... Noooo.... Where am I gonna go if ish gets real here :(

[@dildonius]

@@nanafromnana Canada doesn't have a President, you egg.

[@jessummlee8866]

Casey: I don't do well on hearing challenges. I think Im going deaf. Also Casey: Uses a megaphone in every video, complete with sirens, right next to her ears.

[@brythhie]

TRINA DID NOT HIT “CHICAGO” THE WAY SHE DID TO BE DISRESPECTED LIKE THIS.

[@Duhbella]

Daniella monet and i share a first name. I have no choice but to sta

[@july4376]

CHICAGOOOOOOOOO CHIGAOOO CHICAGOOOOOOOOO CHICAGOO ITS A CITY THATS EXCITING ITS A CITY THATS INVITING

[@TheBirdsong3107]

Victoria justice- I think we're ALL Tori vega

[@camillesophia9792]

Why did this make me lmao 😆

[@owleyes4678]

The "Maybe- They'll do the abusing my pregnant wide prank" had me SENDING

[@cam994]

Not like I LOVED Jon or anything.... but he had NAPKIN doodles my guy

[@patrycjadomeradzka6303]

Jeremy deadass stole the opening line of his poem from Pablo Neruda asdghj

[@nataliec9251]

I noticed that too!!!

[@lenschowbooks]

20:10 it’s like that episode in Friends when Ross starts speaking in a horrible British accent when he’s teaching because he’s nervous lmao. also, please continue with this series, it’s so funny

[@meowsielee]

I 100% think donte is trolling and if he is he is officially my favorite

[@saidelaidy7997]

Meowsie Lee bro 100% yes

[@cocoagu2951]

At the start of the video: watch the first video for "more context" as if it would have sense, you can have a biography of everybody on the show and you would still be confused

[@imbored-4052]

Ah yes my favourite series: Casey bashing bootleg Bachelor

[@thesneakystar4048]

I feel like donte's accent went from New York Italian to just regular Italian

[@cd4150]

the fact that she looks like a clean bhad bhabie is really throwing me off

[@mermaidnebula]

THATS WHY SHE LOOKS KINDA FAMILIAR

[@Km_cm8rr]

I mean, they fully stole the whole “best friend warns her she found out a contestant has a gf and is there for clout” from the actual Bachelorette tv show but okay. It was this past season, Hannah’s season.

[@zoekoritko7378]

Isn’t the fake accent storyline from the bachelor too

[@itsmist-er]

"How did you guys meet?" "Well, Chloe almost kicked me off her dating gameshow. But she liked my accent, which is just me speaking normally but telling her I have an accent."

[@tykenstein]

OH MY GOD I LOVE THE DONTE KID. He's truly sweet to her, but he's literally just trying to piss off the other boys so bad and it's totally working. Ugh, peak trolling.

[@goroakechi22]

Yeah i’m a sweaty, S please W pretend E i A said T something Y funny

[@SoFia-ev2rb]

That is so funny lmao I AM DEAD

[@elijah8100]

😭😂 im fucking DEAD AHAHAHAHAHA

[@ripmonroweie]

LSKSKKSKSKSKDLD FREAS

[@pizzagirl9987]

LMAOOO IM CRYING 😭

[@deadchannel5018]

😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😄😄😄😄

[@carysbebard3690]

I like Dante, please keep watching so I can see more of this poetic italian without having to watch the show myself (also your commentary is gr8 fun)

[@cowgrll]

nah Brooklyn’s Reject Tom Holland sounds exactly the same to me too

[@mariah6395]

"listen, honker-" go off, sis

[@char9240]

imma need a reaction for every episode queen

[@emilyott6367]

You mean Trina Vega

[@kava3957]

Emily Ott r/woosh

[@cindy2106]

Why that girl looks like Kylie before surgery •-•

[@BeautifulCanveses]

Lol I was try to think Why she looked so familiar 😂

[@HM-eb5tw]

Casey is back with another BANGER!! 🙏👌👁👄👁

[@d3ddll138]

@@caseyaonso4270👁️👄👁️... ... .. my ... .. . *E A R S*

[@WildernessCameraJackalope]

They chose that lady with the calming voice on purpose to stop everyone from going apeshit

[@noideawhattomakethishandlename]

I think we’re ALL Tori Vega

[@melipoo]

The only guy that had my attention is John, this series is more devasting than the actual bachelorette

[@caitlynmarie2677]

7:42 holy smokes I haven’t seen someone this murderously angry in a long time. Char better watch his bacccck. Hahaha that’s such a great moment.

[@gab_the_giraffe7007]

I'm stressing and cramming for all my Uni finals rn and its been a rough week. This genuinely made me laugh till my tummy was sore. Thank you from a fellow 20 y/o Canadian who loves ratalouis

[@crispyliza7050]

oh shit i was just watching the "sending youtubers' apologies to people on bumble" video when the notification popped up lol it's really funny, you should do more of these

[@louisemiller7584]

Casey is literally my favorite KZbinr rn

[@melodyhaviland9393]

SHE REALLY GAVE US A DOUBLE EPISODE! OUR QUEEN SERVES US GOOD!

[@demifox4778]

are we gonna talk abt how the second poem literally jacked pablo neruda? that’s why it didn’t rhyme or made sense, it’s badly translated from spanish

[@elana7301]

I went to highschool with Dante...imagine my surprise when I saw him in this 😂

[@CassTeaElle]

I love the drama of one of the guys having a girlfriend, like they're trying to be like The Bachelor. But like... on The Bachelor, they're competing to get engaged, and they spend like months with the girl. So when they find out someone has a girlfriend, it's actually upsetting and shocking. But this is just like... oh, some dude I just met twice lied about being single. That never happens.

[@shannonceleste5557]

@CassTeaElle ik this comment is old as hell but I have to stop by and say the bachelor season only films for ~6 weeks, with the lead only spending up to _maybe_ ~72hrs total with their final pick

[@anishinaabae]

lmao the scene where they discover that he's secretly been in a relationship the whole time is so fake and cringy.

[@stepmamas]

Mum: what do you watch on youtube? Me: I can explain......

[@hellopeople1013]

“I want to do with you what spring does to the cherry trees” is a line from Pablo Neruda omg what a fraud

[@janelleorleans-lindsay237]

Omg, i'm finally early enough for Casey to notice me. Love you

[@sophiashokraei2121]

Chloe is too “airy” for Jon. Our king needs a smart queen.

[@kie3126]

IMAGINE insulting queen Daniella Monet by calling her Tori i might gag

[@MaeAlbright]

“Tori Vega” lmfaooooooo you were close baby good enough 👏🏻👏🏻🤣🤣🤣💜

[@netgeekdoggirl]

If Daniella Monet was my host at a dating show I would just try to date Daniella Monet

[@gracefulrainbows7904]

Me when she mentioned that Trina was Tori: she did not put a one woman play about chicago on to be disrespected like this

[@mariah6395]

Casey, the way you are invested in Jon... I feel you.

[@tiffanie876]

Hey Jenna and Julien mentioned your bang energy video in their guessing celebrity’s zodiac signs podcast

[@starzuniverse]

I'm still trying to under stand the fact that at 3:32 the boy *rolled* 2 inches in grass then just stood up😂

[@fc7777fc]

I can hear the difference in Donte’s “accent” but I also know people who actually have that accent for real so when he stopped using it I was able to hear the subtle differences

[@corinec6850]

I am LIVING for Casey reading Nicki lyrics with a straight face

[@leahblazoff3653]

THE LEGENDS NAME IS TRINA

[@EMPrest]

“Am I the only one that can’t tell the difference between the accent and his actual voice?” Oh no sister. You ain’t alone

[@fivecentimeters]

yo i’ve been watching your channel for a bit and your editing has progressed so much wowowow

[@fivecentimeters]

Casey Aonso 💞💞💞

[@distressedlillesbian6379]

Queen that hand movement you did during the KZbin challenge bit sent me 😂😭 I’ve been laughing for a hot minute now. Maybe because it reminded me of my twin so much and I miss him.

[@marchforth3515]

Donte is my favorite only because I forgot everyone else lmao

[@madison3514]

“Are we just going to SKIP over him sniffing them?!” Lmao!

[@Stephanie-tz4nq]

3:55 this is exactly how it worked in my elementary school P.E. class.

[@tigerlillystar6143]

Please keep doing this series going! It gives me life!

[@eclecti]

2:02 i think u meant trina vega-

[@summerhobbs2229]

“Goddammit John get it together” I’m dying😂😂

[@Z800-i8p]

Donte is a true legend. We stan

[@julietjordan8298]

The “ alright we goin Irish” part SENT MEEE

[@cadyheron9951]

“a lot of guys are here because they like you” they didn’t even know it would be her until they got it ???????

[@sadhbhwhite88]

2:05 sis really thought our queen Trina was Tori😔✌️

[@mahirop5743]

6:48 imagine walking by her home or apartment and you hear her saying this through the megaphone.

[@CGI246]

I am lividdddd!!! Jeremy took a line from Pablo Neruda’s poem and made it BAD! “I want to do to you/ what spring does to the cherry trees” is the correct line. Disrespect to an actual amazing poet 🤦🏽‍♀️

[@abisprad]

me *patiently* waiting to be the sweaty shout-out 🖐🏻😳

[@1nsomniac]

When casey called the guy honker and told him to go to clown college I snorted so hard I almost lost a few internal organs 😂😂😂😂😂

[@No-le8jm]

Lmfaooo Dantes “accent” is just him speaking louder and slower

[@cristinaescorcia2657]

This series is keeping me alive