Castle Super Beast Clips: Sex Ed 101

[@DeanmC261993]

Woolie “RawDog” Madden

[@pretendofriendo7889]

Hes right you know

[@adcon00]

This is literally how Maddentown started

[@lorddolamite6141]

HE AIN'T MY SON! HE JUST WANTS MY MONEY! TURN IT OFF! TURN IT OFF!

[@FightCain]

The Madden Dynasty

[@arbyw.1889]

Madden's Bizarre Adventure

[@OkamiDude15]

Woolie can not rebel against his bloodline technique

[@theqreem8587]

Why do you think he doesn't wrap it?

[@lorddolamite6141]

Patrick "It's better because it's even wetter" Boivin Woolie "Raw Wake-up Super" Madden

[@imleonwhoru]

Patrick " Just because I can't see it don't mean you can't feel it" Boivin Woolie " all this escape room practice is for this moment " Madden

[@ghostfear2011]

imleonwhoru Patrick “Hit the back” Boivin.

[@DeanmC261993]

But I thought pat had an aversion to all things moist if it isn’t redbull :v. Patrick “I HATE THE HUMAN BODY” Boivan

[@lorddolamite6141]

@@DeanmC261993 Nobody guaranteed that she'd be wet in the first place. It is Pat after all.

[@Iamafishproductions]

Live evidence of Woolie convincing Pat to drop his shield.

[@DirectDirections23]

Woolie and Pat's discussion on sex: ☑️ Triggered by Persona ☑️ Reveals the bloodline desire of the Madden family, important lore ☑️ Woolie potentially opens up to possible illegitimate children for potential Madden Town sequel series The quality content I come for, I love you guys

[@alexanderson7054]

According to Pat, Yu Narukami is singlehandedly tackling the declining birth rate in Inaba. Legendary

[@theqreem8587]

And he says he has a Palace. That sounds like the work of a hero to me

[@ruikirisame1744]

the hare of inaba

[@shazamman25]

Woolie “Raw Super” Madden

[@Winlaw459]

oh that's a good one

[@umamisoy]

"Like that was applicable to us in highschool" I felt that. Also condoms aren't that bad, you just have to find the right brand... getting the bad ones just make you rather stop and go do something else.

[@Samm815]

Remember kids: pulling out doesn't work. Just ask my cousin.

[@jlmd2494]

@@Samm815 your cousin didn't have enough *MOTIVATION*

[@nateszigeti3653]

yeah for real condoms are fine, also lube is god

[@daysand123]

Like anal

[@TheFreekg]

"If I have to wrap it up, I'd rather leave it at the door"

[@SwagBroPlays]

Reminder: Pat and and Woolie are Certified Health Professionals and you should ABSOLUTELY listen to everything they say XD

[@asdf852asdf]

Reminder that Pat canonically hits the back

[@Griffin1171-love-you-all]

I can't wait for all the Castle Super Beast babies born nine months from now.

[@CSPCantStopPlaying]

Little baby Zubaz incoming.

[@iller3]

Or at the very least, someone will get a JetPack out of this...

[@ChargeQM]

Castle Super Bastards

[@MiguelHonorioG]

It took a little longer than nine months, but at least there's one now

[@pathfindersavant3988]

Woolie hates having to wrap up his gross white third leg. Fortunately for him, his placebologist told him he didn't have to.

[@egg2520]

I came here expecting the "talk" from both of you please don't let me down

[@jerQCote]

When a mommy and a daddy swipe right, daddy uses a bad pickup line and mommy lies about being on the pill so daddy won't wrap it up. Then, 5 years later, mommy sues daddy for unpaid child support

[@cyberninjazero5659]

@@jerQCote is this MGTOWposting?

[@jerQCote]

@@cyberninjazero5659 what's mgtow?

[@thepickles8833]

Thanks Internet Dads, I’m glad we had this talk..

[@112523]

i never wrap it up and i think im really lucky as i have never caught anything including the sex

[@jacobsmith4428]

Pat - "Everybody has a palace" Crazy Talk - "Are you sure about that?"

[@RavenCloak13]

Woolies religious upbringing is bubbling to the surface for this conversation as well as his blood lines history. The EMOTION he puts into “IT SUCKS! IT’S SOOOO BAD!”... like... you know?

[@MantraMan2077]

I've never had the "talk" with my parents. Mostly because we're all British, and we'd never be so impolite as to place eachother in that kind of awkward situation. So I never asked, and they hoped I'd figure it out. Which I thankfully did.

[@viniciusdebrito4266]

Ain't it there better condoms in Canada? Sound like you guys are wrapping rain coats in your umbrellas

[@tonlito22]

It turns out they were using recycled milk bags.

[@DarknessD42]

Are they saying that Pat is pregnant now?!

[@45Ballistic]

Pat did Pregoninate?!

[@Chagogo]

Did u get pregnante?

[@CostcoChicken]

Would explain why his belly grows bigger with every passing podcast.

[@MrMook9000]

I dont care what anyone says, I refuse to believe that Pat's ever had sex

[@DaDMonDCB]

Have you seen his hot crazy (and crazy hot) redhead girlfriend? You are not getting a gamer chick like that to stick around unless you're built like a tripod.

[@Zagardal]

@@DaDMonDCB anyone can be a tripod if you're 3 feet tall

[@habadasheryjones]

@@Zagardal Can't make a tripod when the 3rd leg is taller than you.

[@Smoofyful]

She admitted to having crazy turbo sex with him. If she's still here it means he just have imherited the black gift and not the white snake.

[@just_matt214]

He's on record saying he *loves* to "hit the back" of Paige's, you know?

[@psychotripnerdstuff]

I love how this ends with ironically good and honest sex ed advice. "Kids, condoms fucking suck. If you don't want to use one, just stay with someone you trust and know can't get pregnant".

[@cyberninjazero5659]

The Christian's were trying to warn us. God wants your sex good so take off that whack bag and find yourself a regular

[@psychotripnerdstuff]

@@cyberninjazero5659 You joke but as someone who grew up Episcopalian (basically super liberal Christians) this doesn't sound too far off.

[@pikagammerpluspizza7478]

Woolie: Lets wrap it up Me doing work on another tab: Aw man that clip was fast *Looks over to this tab & sees 10 minutes left on the video* Me: Oh no... were going to rant town.

[@Davies46]

Woolies ancestors are smiling down at him from Madden-Town, can you say the same?

[@WeaponOfMyDestructio]

I would laugh my ass off in a month he announces he has a kid on the way.

[@eristhanewood]

Woolie Raw Dog Madden and Pat Pack N Wrap FuckBoivin

[@DeanmC261993]

I imagine pat just potatoes and drinks redbull while paige does all the work, “GLUG GLUG GLUG *continues drinking red bull* keep up the good work honey” **gives thumbs up** GLUG GLUG **falls asleep immediately afterwards**

[@Mrcrazy80]

the thought of falling asleep directly after having chugged redbull fucking terrifies me

[@TheCarlosCobain]

@@Mrcrazy80 I actually do that on a regular basis. Caffeine is just a straight up placebo to me, and most of the time, the fucking placebo doesn't work.

[@GreedAndSelfishness]

@@TheCarlosCobain I dont know anything about whats the science of caffeine but for me, its like a rubberband. First it makes me REALLY TIRED and then I'm energized and I dont sleep for the whole night.

[@iller3]

Hey he's just Min Maxxing ... He knows that Peach ALWAYS starts out with the bigger Libido NUMBER

[@DeanmC261993]

GreedAndSelfishness it sometimes depends on the person I believe if you have adhd it can have the opposite effects because of the way the brain is wired

[@cyberninjazero5659]

Woolie's Chemicals shadow has finally been defeated. No we witness his true "GET THAT BAG OFF MY DICK" Persona

[@ThatChainmecha]

woolie they all have a palace, thats what mementos was. Morgana specifically says so

[@dng2829]

Well, mementos was a palace for everyone that gave up on their own palace so that they can live in mediocrity without suffering. People like shido got a palace cuz they were too big in their britches to follow the will of the people. We never actually found out if it's possible to have a palace aside from that. At least that's what i remember.

[@GSSAGE7]

Only some people have their own, individual Palaces, all for themselves. Everyone else has to make do with Mementos.

[@mattskirble6845]

Take it from a guy that had a kid at 19 to wrap it up. 8 years later it's pretty cool because I can push all the things I like on my son. But having a kid that young is super fucking scary

[@williamakaholla]

I'm here for ignorance xD

[@IndoorSitup]

JUST GET THINNER CONDOMS DUDES, GEEZ IT'S NOT THAT HARD

[@Graysett]

I got my sex ed twice. Number 1 was from my mom at age 6 (apparently my reaction was "everything about that is super gross") where she laid it all out very matter of factly. Number 2 was many years later from my friend who also happens to be a sadomasochistic nymphomaniac and has outright admitted to being an "ex-thot". That one was a LOT more informative. What I'm saying is, find an ex-thot who managed to not catch anything and doesn't have kids and have them teach your kids sex ed, because boy oh boy do they know their stuff.

[@Jslicer13]

If you look closely you can see a small laser sight belonging to the Trojan man company's assassion on Woolie's head.

[@en4135]

I, fortunately(?) have an incredibly blunt granddad that just randomly approached me one day as I was sitting on the porch and told me about all the things I could do to a girl without getting her pregnant without ever asking him or implying that I wanted this information.

[@monsterhiddenfromthesun210]

Legendary. Grandparents are the best at telling you shit your parents don't want to tell you.

[@freshboy3968]

Did he teach you about consent as well?

[@TheTexasDice]

I've never played without wrap. I'm WAAAY to terrified.

[@johnathonbrackett9807]

Texas Dice Bro I’m fucking married and my wife would love it without the wrap but fuckkkk that. I can barely pay for her shit let alone our beautiful and lovely future crotchspawn.

[@fenris5932]

Yknow it probably says something about Pat's high school that every time high school is brought up in conversation, he makes a teen pregnancy joke designed to make him uncomfortable

[@bigbrowski410]

Do they just have shitty rubbers in Canada or what? Everyone I’ve used has been pretty alright, not better than raw for sure but not terrible.

[@millionshots2epic163]

Pat is right. Yu's shadow was pretty good.

[@alldayagain]

I have never wrapped it, Woolie

[@alldayagain]

Granted, I've never had sex 😅 but that's besides the point

[@terrenceswiff]

This is it. This is podcast history.

[@RogueBlood343]

So that’s why woolie steals all those pies

[@FightCain]

Wrap it up with a snickers wrapper and call that shit fun size small

[@An_Inconvenience]

Sono chi no sadame! WOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEE!

[@dduuddeechil]

My 2nd favorite highlight other than "Everbrown Content"

[@mediocreboi]

I like that the sex talk had to start with high schoolers that are twisted

[@Dovoline3]

How does it get worse literally every time?!

[@circular7]

If someone doesn't have a palace, it's because they're desires aren't distorted enough or they have awakened to their persona, but anyone can have a palace. (Spoilers for a 2 year old game) examples: someone as innocent as Futaba can have a palace, but Akechi can't have a palace because he obtained his persona/shadow, it's always with him. So when they run a search for akechi's palace it 404'ed because it exist within him. TL/DR woolie is wrong.

[@ricardomilos10]

Leave dad and dad to teach you all you need about sex ed kids

[@bonkerdz3685]

This is the realest moment ever lmao I'm so happy

[@Edward-Not-Elric]

I was lucky enough to NEVER get that talk. I was the youngest and I guess it was just assumed that I would figure it out and they were right. Especially since we had the internet lol

[@JojoDigitalArtist]

Anytime I went somewhere away from my family my dad would give me the talk...I probably had the talk with him like 8 times and one was even right before college. Now while it was annoying I at least appreciate having a parent who would actually educate me on it all.

[@RavenCloak13]

JojoDigitalArtist Yeah, like... fucking teach your kids dammit! What, you don’t want to tell your kids how things work but instead wait till they fucking ruin there life, their partners life and a new life 9 months down the line or you want to pay for an abortion or some shit?! Parent up and just guide your kids for fuck sakes!

[@ethantaylor9613]

Both of these human beings are married.

[@lylatfox4]

Has woolie got married yet? I know about the engagement but I havent seen anything about a wedding

[@Zagardal]

Woolie's engaged, Pat's not. Citation needed on this update.

[@ethantaylor9613]

Let me clarify they both live with their girlfriends which is the closest thing millennials can come to being married by law.

[@Zagardal]

@@ethantaylor9613 woolie being engaged kinda negates that argument tho. If this was a couple of years ago,we'd also have a married Matt in the mix.

[@daysand123]

Caught it firsthand buddy- Woolie

[@just_matt214]

MaddenWorld is now.

[@randomfox12245]

Pat still isnt using their canon names The dancing all evening games gave P3 boy and P5 boy names

[@andre2597]

You know no ever taught me sex ed so now I just been wingin it for the past 5 or 7 years

[@Brave_SJ]

You know what's great is having your parents never talk about sex to you, thinking you're in the clear, then having your mom find out that you're getting into a career that is frequently accosted by hookers and getting to hear her warn you about the dangers of lot lizards.

[@freshboy3968]

Lizards? Like a reptile zoo?

[@RamaFG]

WE ARE TALKING ABOUT *P E R S O N A* CHARACTERS WOOLIE!

[@BinaryDood]

Indivisible LP when

[@xDetroitMetalx]

This had me rolling.

[@jlmd2494]

Why can't we just have "the pill" for men

[@luba5636]

We would get atleast 3 sex ed talks a year back in my high school, and i remember like the very last time we had one the person came to the classroom with plastic "you know whats" and a bunch of rubbers, then told all of us no one was going to leave the class untill we covered them with the wrap. Fun times.

[@elijahnakumura4375]

Thats.....a bit much?

[@RavenCloak13]

lu ba Oh! They brought dildos for us to practice on how to put a condom on... I couldn’t fucking put the condom on my while everyone else could cause I was afraid it would break... It was barely on the head and I’m just sitting there... confused, staring at it... Everyone then proceeded to laugh their asses off along with the married couple that were our teachers and the person they brought in to talk about this stuff... and the girl next to me helped me put the condom on the dildo... It was also a girl I had a crush on... I didn’t even feel ashamed! It was fucking hilarious and I made it even more so by saying “Well, this is a good excuse on why I don’t want to use one!”

[@RavenCloak13]

Elijah Nakumura No... no it’s not... read my other comment to learn why...

[@josephknight8793]

My education has been people telling my class "never have sex ever. Abstinence x24"

[@ZanraiKid]

But how is babby formed?

[@DinosaurSatan]

Well, I can’t speak to lambskin, but I did turn a corner and go, “hm, maybe urethane.” And they are *better* than the latex...

[@KrytenKoro]

Vasectomy

[@amadhollow635]

Nah, birth control or have babby

[@tonlito22]

I spent this whole time with one eye on my got cup of coffee, just to be safe.

[@iamthomaschoo]

this is probably the best youtube video on sexuality. also i love the comment section.

[@RubyRoks]

This is the fucking WORST! 😂🤣

[@bagamingshow]

It's a bullet point on the back of the box really.

[@liarman8794]

Remember kids don't ever go raw... cuz its so fucking good that it'll ruin your life.

[@KeroKaminaX]

i think you two are exaggerating the condom thing a little. as someone who has used condoms

[@amadhollow635]

Nah, man. Wearing a condom is worse than just jerking it. And that's without it cutting off the circulation.

[@NaeNaeGoose]

Based cast

[@MaxAuxen]

In Australia, condoms are called frangers.

[@nathancabisca9331]

Them sheep skins are for latex allergies woolz!!!!!!

[@brandonthomas2119]

I have never laughed so hard before. Thanks guys!

[@Samm815]

Remember kids: pulling out doesn't work. Just ask my cousin.

[@Radicalweegee]

Wait ... Castle super beast FUCK!?

[@Used__Napkin]

To be fair, wrapping it up does suck.

[@GreedAndSelfishness]

Alright, alright but lets get the basics out of the way first. How to get a girl?

[@GreedAndSelfishness]

No, seriously. I've never been in a relationship and I'm 25 soon.

[@freshboy3968]

​@@GreedAndSelfishness still any progress on that?

[@thedualitysystem]

Dude. Using a condom really isn't that bad. Seriously don't get a girl pregnant while you're still in school.

[@zfoolish]

How can woolie and Pat's history corresponds with mine. Puberty was cringy af.

[@TakedaDoujin]

Dating a new guy atm Like...I feel so bad because I KNOW it must suck for him WAY more than it sucks for me, and I'm like...Ugh

[@tiagomain1409]

Kai Takeda the guys here are kinda blowing it out of the water you just gotta get a good brand of condoms

[@Zombie1446]

Doesnt suck as much as an unwanted pregnancy. Condoms arent bad.

[@TakedaDoujin]

Lol, for sure they're exaggerating. But having been in that long term serious relationship before, and recently getting back into something, I totally get the difference and even on the receiving end, it's pretty tangible

[@chimechofan5]

What kind of condoms are you guys buying?? They arent that bad.

[@BetaManicCommand]

With how you guys talk about sex, King Moron was right about teenagers.

[@El_Legante]

So how do not has baby? If you no wrap.

[@cyberninjazero5659]

That's what Canadas (lack of) Abortion laws are for!

[@yukionnaslayer1]

You put it in her butt and nut

[@iddyvanzun1]

God gave them 3 holes for a reason, use the other 2.

[@oluwahefner4194]

@@iddyvanzun1 OTHER 2 ? The pee hole ? Really ?

[@iddyvanzun1]

@@oluwahefner4194 Ass/mouth

[@MrKuemmelbrot]

No but ACTUALLY wrap it up. The only thing worse than sex with a condom on is having a unwanted child.

[@mediocreboi]

Nexplanon

[@Icy-nee-san]

Okay but what about butt stuff?

[@SonplaysMinEcraft]

wait woolie's Jamaican?

[@tiagomain1409]

SonPlaysMinEcraft no he’s from Grenada it’s kinda close though

[@JMMM-f9v]

Wait why is keeping it in your wallet bad?

[@twenty1129]

Friction

[@kylek6253]

It speeds up the degradation process from heat and friction leading to more likely tearing

[@acezar2644]

waaaaahh