Creating a Eunuch Only Empire in Crusader Kings 3

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AlzaboHD

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@AlzaboHD Ай бұрын

Create your own homeless Eunuch today! play.crusaderkings.com/Alzabo. This video is sponsored by Paradox Interactive.

@shinsenshogun900 Ай бұрын

Real cunning requires empty nether regions Adventures await for no manhoodless man

@neutral6854 Ай бұрын

Carpathia B plot just happening in the background the entire time goes crazy

@Okamithegod Ай бұрын

Right that is almost more interesting and I wish we could have had a video following that lol

@AlzaboHD Ай бұрын

Protip: if you enable subtitles you can see the exact number of each castration as it happens. The more you know!

@FranciscoFerreira-te7um Ай бұрын

E meu maior desejo é ser castrado queria achar há castração pra mim ser castrado

@endgamevoid0707 Ай бұрын

Genuinely the most deranged video yet, although the ck2 horse empire and your og playthrough of mu’nis are runner ups

@paraview8917 Ай бұрын

-‘Screw you, man we’re gonna mutiny!‘ -‘No balls’ -shits himself

@kittydaddy2023 Ай бұрын

If there is a new nightmare in CK3, AlzaboHD will find it.

@Old-ded-memes Ай бұрын

@@kittydaddy2023 This must be how pets felt when bob barker shows up

@Zelein Ай бұрын

Paradox: "We want to sponsor you for our new DLC" Alzabo: "Excellent. I can't wait to castrate all my followers" Paradox: "What?" Alzabo: "What?"

@misticcrafter4766 Ай бұрын

Watching these videos unironically feels like being the audience to a new epic poem. Your wordplay is legendary, always flowing like water and as precious as satin.

@Old-ded-memes Ай бұрын

“Behold! I am the chainsaw to your family trees!” -Munis

@SnapStrategy Ай бұрын

Should I be worried?? 👀 2:15

@jpanda79 Ай бұрын

I immediately was worried for you.

@thegoon1353 Ай бұрын

the way that one dude at the start is swinging his mace with a smile makes me think he's the designated eunuch "dismarmer"

@27Games23 Ай бұрын

This is what Alzabo responded with when someone says “no balls”

@ianspurrell4436 Ай бұрын

I am truly disturbed at how long Munis got away with that.... How did nobody in is court or a relative of those he kidnaped not kill him? Also, if only you could play as the leader of holy order. A bunch of balless battle monks might have been more effective in combat.

@platypipope328 Ай бұрын

literally the unsullied

@AlzaboHD Ай бұрын

They tried! But with high intrigue, bodyguards and max dread none inside the realm and few outside of it attempted. Mostly from Carpathia, funnily enough.

@ianspurrell4436 Ай бұрын

@@AlzaboHD I wonder if their odds were so low they COULDN'T or they DIDN'T?

@FranciscoFerreira-te7um Ай бұрын

@@AlzaboHDdesejo muito ser castrado pra virar eunuco

@trygveplaustrum4634 Ай бұрын

I quite appreciate the brief break in character at 16:31 as Alzabo couldn’t quite control his laughter!

@igorgs737 Ай бұрын

Man, i hope they add munis as an adventurer some day (or as an historical character at least). I even sugested that in some of the dev diaries. The adventurer ability to adopt scream for a character like Munis.

@lukaswilhelm9290 Ай бұрын

Empire of no dongs

@kittydaddy2023 Ай бұрын

No dong, no problem

@davidparr4636 Ай бұрын

Empire of no balls.

@karaltar7914 Ай бұрын

Nodongian Empire

@WorldGoods Ай бұрын

Fallen dongs

@midgematic8659 17 күн бұрын

Crusader Dongless

@Redem10 Ай бұрын

Our eunuch seems to have a lot of money issues....then again his purse is empty

@dethmin173 Ай бұрын

This honestly might be Alzabo's funniest video

@MikaelKKarlsson Ай бұрын

That Bishop stud knew he was living on the edge.

@ybox1054 Ай бұрын

this place is nuts!

@Todesschleicher Ай бұрын

The dedications to putting so many alliterations and other wordplay into this video really took some balls

@Krumpet__ Ай бұрын

Close enough, Welcome back Torgo Nudho and the Unsullied

@J_Hodders Ай бұрын

This is some of the most F'd up stuff and it was a fantastic pleasure! I was crying with laughter from start to finish and that must make this my favourite video you have produced to date! Seriously, thank you for the laughs and sterling content AlzaboHD

@TheArklyte Ай бұрын

That would have been a wild thing to read about in history books.

@obsidian1453 Ай бұрын

The one eyed mercenary leader leading an army with no nation... sounds familiar...

@kobenithegoat Ай бұрын

the man who deballed the world

@kohlicoide2258 Ай бұрын

"I was always a Eunuch, Kaz."

@obamabiden Ай бұрын

my arm... my leg... even my balls... it's like they're all still there...

@FranciscoFerreira-te7um Ай бұрын

@@kohlicoide2258Q bom! Eu desejo tanto mim submeter há castração pra virar eunuco

@jayst Ай бұрын

LOL your subtitles are so awesome. I love so much when KZbin videos have good subtitles and even more when they have amazing subtitles

@Slime. Ай бұрын

this is the best ck3 video I've ever watched

@bellalotario Ай бұрын

I lost it when Mu'nis tossed the sack in his hand

@diranbodossian6061 Ай бұрын

What a coincidence! So did his vassals!

@jpanda79 Ай бұрын

I like how your boat just goes through the whole south of italy

@trygveplaustrum4634 Ай бұрын

*His favorite weapon is a pair of bricks.* *Guess why.*

@AlzaboHD Ай бұрын

why

@gijskramer1702 Ай бұрын

Bricks are bad for your teeth

@trygveplaustrum4634 Ай бұрын

@@AlzaboHDWell, of course, his father was a mason. Certainly. No other reason!

@Kaz_9 Ай бұрын

@@AlzaboHD he's french and rioting is in his blood

@arcane_luzion Ай бұрын

2:15 snap strategy easter egg 🎉

@TVBenSifka Ай бұрын

How did your entire camp not murder you at any point lmao

@AlzaboHD Ай бұрын

Good question! Fear and dread. Munis was sitting at maximum dread the entire campaign. There were still murder schemes of course, but they were normally outside the realm (eg counts in Carpathia). I wanted to include these in the video but it was already my longest (?) to date!

@auramaster2068 Ай бұрын

Nobody had the balls

@PenguinWithInternetAccess Ай бұрын

16:31 I wasn't expecting the minecraft villager hurt sound now i'm just dying from laughter

@fordtwendy 6 күн бұрын

A masterpiece in storytelling, all the aliterations were killing me. Great content!

@god0fperfection Ай бұрын

Welcome Back!

@BrassAmbassador Ай бұрын

You know, there was actually a sect of sorts running around Moscow in the XVII century who did just this: they were notorious for ambushing passerbys at night and castrating them.

@DreaOnzagle Ай бұрын

Not the landless Mu’nis run we expected, but absolutely the one we needed

@fataliecatalie899 Ай бұрын

THE HUMAN MALE DEATH SOUND FROM WOW AT 3:50 SENT ME OMG

@pancakes9849 Ай бұрын

How do these not get more views

@PenguinWithInternetAccess Ай бұрын

35:22 "Your lineage has come to an end" I think it was ended a long time ago tho 💀

@idolsrule4678 Ай бұрын

Bro made Wei Zhongxian

@AbelDuviant Ай бұрын

Absolutely terrifying campaign

@FacundoTroitero Ай бұрын

This isn't gameplay, this is art

@Xadaj127 Ай бұрын

Oh geez, the title in that thumbnail. We're in for something... *special.*

@dxftryuhjgft6986 Ай бұрын

The goat has returned

@nerzha Ай бұрын

I love these crazy CK3 videos. Where you make your own rules for how to play and then just go ham with it.

@shinsenshogun900 Ай бұрын

Varys and his Unsullied Legions of this cruel loveless world

@LazlotheInstigator Ай бұрын

OMG this guy has a macro when he lands and he says “hello all I am here” and uh… Ring back vent harassment

@TimMachtSachen Ай бұрын

"blind him for good measure" killed me

@wiel5908 Ай бұрын

its always a Munis

@BiasNilBN 28 күн бұрын

Alzabo I haven’t watch your content for 1 year now due to life being busy but man your voice shock me ;-; total new

@aaronbartolini5455 Ай бұрын

Your videos are always amazing

@kingofravens215 Ай бұрын

This feels like a Greek tragedy honestly

@nattiedraws Ай бұрын

I do wonder how long you had this idea on the chopping block. It sure took some balls to go through with this nation

@gaspardfrileux1816 Ай бұрын

House bolton gameplay

@purpledevilr7463 Ай бұрын

Should’ve been Chinese. The bureaucrats take power.

@AngbangCorp Ай бұрын

Castrantinople I can't🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@CatNibbles Ай бұрын

im impressed by the amount of rhyming puns in this one, well done!

@iptf Ай бұрын

I don't know how you come up with a half hour of rhymes for this. How many synonyms for ball removal.are there?

@kadmon326 Ай бұрын

Is this what Davos meant when he talked to Greyworm in season 8?

@AlbertAlbertB. Ай бұрын

Εὔχομαι σε ὑγιαίνειν, great video as always

@kgptzac Ай бұрын

honest question: how many times did you get murdered in the production of this video from all the enemies you've made? 😅

@AlzaboHD Ай бұрын

Not once! I had a high intrigue spymaster the entire time and capped dread, so no one dared to do it in my court (because I would execute them). Counts outside the realm did try several times, mostly from Carpathia, but my bodyguards and high intrigue prevented their success.

@kaijudirector5336 Ай бұрын

Can we get a blind empire play through next?

@2icharlie Ай бұрын

Loved this so much, paused the video to actually go buy the dlc

@mrfarlander Ай бұрын

Thank you im going to try this with my family tomorrow ❤

@duphasdan Ай бұрын

31:02 That was just too far. I feel for the man.

@TheMataphysical Ай бұрын

This may be your greatest work.

@diranbodossian6061 Ай бұрын

The impact this man would have had on this timeline is baffling - a warlord leading a distinctively dressed eunuch army just comes and conquers Sardinia to use as a forward base for castrating the crowned heads of Europe because of some ill-defined mission from a God most Europeans abandoned. Historians left scratching their heads, parents using him to scare their children straight, poets all over singing the ballad of the Phrygian Eunuch (in soprano of course)

@AndrewTheMandrew531 22 күн бұрын

If you could create more scenarios within the Thunderdome, I’d really love it.

@Siltarius Ай бұрын

"Nuts!"

@MatthewZzzz0 Ай бұрын

Boss is a reel ball buster

@mirjanbouma Ай бұрын

Thats a lot of meatballs.

@carltonleboss Ай бұрын

What a crazy campaign.

@TheGrinningViking Ай бұрын

This is less nuts than I thought it would be. 0/2

@RainBrain26 Ай бұрын

Alzabo really said 'f it, we (de-)ball'

@ishabooo Ай бұрын

YES. Thank you.

@sarahlynn7807 Ай бұрын

Orchiectomied 12 people to this video. 23 balls.

@trygveplaustrum4634 Ай бұрын

…Which fellow has only one ball?

@sarahlynn7807 Ай бұрын

@@trygveplaustrum4634 Austrian feller, lost it in the war. He's been talking crazy since failing to get into art school, but he's a nice fem boy now and turned away from the alt right.

@Hugo_Mendez Ай бұрын

Nocockia had no sea men but tons eunuchs

@smithblack5945 Ай бұрын

You know what they say, "cut people cut people"

@kucimaka8092 Ай бұрын

KRAKOW POWER IS NEXT! LETS GOOOOOOOOOO

@tweetert.9978 Ай бұрын

Un'ball'eviably lmao

@TravisKastl-ui9mk Ай бұрын

Honestly I think they need to dial way back how much the nobles castrate their sons.

@patleaf2432 Ай бұрын

Really funny, I watched the whole damn video. Good stuff!

@DrWatchHD Ай бұрын

Well, you can try to destroy all other dynasties by castration of everyone except your dynasty. Or even play as a woman, to secure the purity of dynasty.