Casual Geographic: The Terrifying Truth About Chimps

[@respectfullyrazerian2154]

To skitten, pure Herbivores are actually exceedingly rare in nature, most herbivores are opportunistic meat eaters.

[@RazielTheUnborn]

Yep! Cows are known to eat snakes and have to to help stave off diseases.

[@reversecoyote6489]

Starts to make me question the logic of vegans even more. 🤔

[@brigidtheirish]

@@reversecoyote6489 I know, right? Cows'll chew on bones, too. Sometimes the bones of other cows. Cannibalism is only taboo among humans.

[@thalmoragent9344]

@@brigidtheirish What about Elephants?

[@brigidtheirish]

@@thalmoragent9344 Don't know much about their habits, but wouldn't be surprised if they chew on bones sometimes for the extra calcium, too.

[@lukekelly5075]

You should also mention to your wife that herbivores aren't strictly herbivores. Most of them will eat smaller animals that they can get their mouths on, because an all veggie diet is quite frankly unsustainable. I seen deers eating birds out of the nest, and cows eating snakes, etcetera. Chimps may not be herbivores, but gorillas are close though.

[@kolbayada4938]

Chimp also can be cannibalistic.

[@dayandere2669]

Gorillas eat insects, but close enough

[@Merilirem]

Its not unsustainable. Its just that in nature you see something you can eat you eat it. You might not be made for eating whatever it is but you can usually gain something from it worth any potential stomach issues.

[@lukekelly5075]

@@Merilirem true, but it's also for providing their diets with nutritional... supplements(? ) Full disclosure: I forgot the actual wording I was looking for but I think nutritional supplements gets my point across. From what I've read, it's proteins and calcium that drives herbivores into eating smaller animals. Especially calcium, which is why they'll eat the bones from carcasses.

[@mirjana72mb]

This. Most animals choose a herbivorean diet, but they can be omnivores or even carnivores if they wanted to. The best example is the Panda. They are a type of bear and thus carnivorous by nature, but they still restrict themselves solely to Bamboo.

[@H.P._Lovecrafts_Beloved_Cat]

I can’t get the mental image of Ben 10 yelling, “It’s getting lit!” and slamming down on the Omnitrix out of my mind.

[@Phenom_Pat]

"It's Hero Time" is the phrase

[@bluegirl278]

@Patrick Holmes I think they know that and we’re just making a joke

[@juanhaines7295]

Ben 10 signature catch phrase is its hero time.

[@linkholder]

No it's Morbin Time

[@poisedacid18]

@@linkholder nope now it’s gettin lit

[@High_Tech_Priest]

Swear it was go go gadget Omnitrix

[@NoBody-lj5xh]

I fucking knew this would be the top comment.

[@happyfairyjerry]

That's as bad a cop showing up on the scene and saying it's cop time😂😂

[@gracelord6476]

I will never understand people’s love for keeping these things as pets. They are scary strong and wild as hell. That story about the chimp ripping the face and hands off his owners friend is enough to put me off for life. Yea I know he was on medication but still. They belong in the wild.

[@AlexCunradi]

There are certain animals that should, under no circumstances, be kept as pets, and chimps are one of them. Pretty much any primate, really.

[@someoneyoudontknow6083]

I feel the same way about every animal. Literally all of them. Cats, dogs, and birds too

[@negate4828]

@@someoneyoudontknow6083 cats are literally harmless. Most types of dogs are harmless if they are YOUR pet (keep your canine children on leashes people they're kids that walk home from school and vice versa.) and if you get seriously hurt by a bird you have to be doing something EXTREMELY wrong. im talking about getting hurt by the bird on purpose which it can't even do that much damage other than you might possibly get a infection from the injury.

[@appleglassjuice11]

It depends on the animal and situation. Look up Michael Jamieson, he has a full ZOO house with 150+ animals, some cats and dogs, some exotic animals. He's a millionaire that RESCUES animals and treats them like actual animals/family and not just like pets. There's good examples of keeping wild animals but also very bad examples.

[@someoneyoudontknow6083]

@@negate4828 No animal is "literally" harmless. If you believe that you are seriously underestimating why they've been able to survive at all. Also keep in mind when i said that I wasn't meaning it in a sense that every animal has the potential to hurt you, which they do of course, I meant in the sense that i just can't stand pets period. edit: Domesticated animals weren't always domesticated. At some point in time humans had to look at them and say, "I'm going to make that thing a companion."

[@slurpingmario8006]

“The one with four arms, that nigga’s useless” Who’s going to tell him that four arms is hellua useful?

[@Chavezzslovakia]

Just throwing shade for the ben 10 fans lol

[@slurpingmario8006]

@@Chavezzslovakia lol, understandable

[@sebastiengendron6427]

@@Chavezzslovakia what franchise of Ben 10 do you like the most, classic, alien force, ultimate alien, Omniverse, the shitty reboot?

[@themarinefan]

@@sebastiengendron6427 i think we know the answer. No one except kids who didn't know anything else likes that horse radish.

[@jaybarbieri8619]

@@sebastiengendron6427 Original and Alien Force are tied for best imo

[@turtles2600]

Fun Fact: The only reason ben kept getting the wrong alien was because he was smacking that shit to hard

[@doomguy19931]

I can believe that

[@jeremiahst6551]

That reminds me of the meet canyon video.

[@marcelleskeaton6819]

"You brought the force of God down on your little 10 year old boy wrist" 🤣

[@jeremiahst6551]

@@marcelleskeaton6819 " you're just a little boy then you're just a little 10 year old boy!!!!"

[@jbark678]

"GETTIN' LIT!"

[@MrGuntommy]

I remember for my primatology class I had too observe different troops of chimpanzees. I went to the LA zoo and San Diego zoo; went three or four times each. Every time I went there was a fight in the exhibit they even killed a baby (chimp) on one occasion. So nothing they do surprises me now.

[@kingleonidas2182]

Every time I hear about Chimp Crimes I just remind myself that they’re just humans with fewer rules,

[@daddysakurai8883]

@@kingleonidas2182 humans with no rules. The only rule in the jungle is everybody has to die.

[@bluegirl278]

@King Leonidas and more aggression and slightly less developed brains. Bad combination 😬

[@ronnieedge2236]

"Dr. Kellogg had little tolerance for those who were unethical" And the Word of the Day is: "Irony!!!"

[@devinwhite5064]

"We often hate the things that remind us of ourselves" - I don't know who but it sounds like someone said this once

[@the_linguist_ll]

Also the guy's tests didn't even help us understand language aquisition, it's bad enough that the experiment was unethical, but it was also poorly done from a scientific method standpoint. At *least* get one of those boxes, preferably the first one.

[@killingerblue]

The 911 call for that Chimpanzee attack was TERRIFYING, I prolly listened to it way too young haha

[@kevinnorwood8782]

Chimp diets can be pretty damn scary at times. Not only will they sometimes go carnivore, but they're also not above resorting to CANNIBALISM!

[@brigidtheirish]

Honestly, *most* animals will resort to cannibalism. It's a way of getting rid of stillbirths. Lots of animals will eat their own *live* babies if stressed, too.

[@howdydoodilly6812]

Almost all animals will cannibalize depending on the circumstances, including humans

[@ExaltedUriel]

@@howdydoodilly6812 If nothing else, humans are more averse to cannibalism than just about any other animal, and not just from social taboo. Our bodies seem to naturally reject eating human meat, which is meant to prevent us from catching the diseases we can get from doing so. But yeah at the end of the day, desperate times call for desperate measures

[@metanightmare4454]

For anyone looking wondering what that lady's face looked like but too squeamish to go see for themselves, the best way I can think to put it is imagine that a rotting jack-o'-lantern married a blob fish that washed ashore and her face was their baby. That is NOT me trying to be morbidly funny, that's honestly the best description I know how to give without using any graphic details.

[@carolusrex5213]

To bring up the throwing rock parts, chimps can't actually throw that hard or fast, only at about 20mph, humans are the best throwers of the animal kingdom and it is actually one of our strongest abilities as it allowed us to throw spears.

[@kasajizo219]

Chimps can aim very good tho

[@stewartlaird4571]

I don't know about you, but I would rather not be pegged in the head by a rock at 20mph

[@devinwhite5064]

and for that i am thankful. Because Chimps have us beat in pretty much every other way.

[@carolusrex5213]

@@devinwhite5064 they can't outrun us, I think they have a slightly faster top speed but we can run a lot longer

[@richland1980]

@@carolusrex5213 Chimps in effect have four wheel drive. And if they catch you.............................

[@akakay0131]

They apparently changed the wikipedia article so it mentions the child experimentation, but even then its still way too soft on that freak.

[@karatejoe9999]

10:10 the level of disgust in your wife's face said EVERYTHING she thought of dude! Calling his work unethical would be a kindness!

[@kaylaruth599]

Bruh that last one legitimately traumatized me cause I was like 8 or 9 and turned on animal planet cause we were on a trip and the rental place only had basic cable and I watched it alone and even tho we weren’t anywhere near where chimps were, I couldn’t sleep for like a week

[@Mare_Man]

"Scientists" named Kellogg are an immediate red flag

[@thebestcentaur]

Imagine if he were actually part of that family…big yikes

[@anjealousanaconda9692]

The lady who was mauled by Travis has had MANY surgeries to try to reconstruct her face. She looks better now but sadly will never be the same

[@Developedinink]

Xanax only chills people that were prescribed it and used correctly. Every instance I’ve ever encountered someone abusing it was like meeting the worst version of them.

[@thebestcentaur]

“Maybe the chimps were just like the Hells Angels back in the day” -Chavezz, 2022

[@iamcrowz]

Funny enough while Xanax is to help calm down anxiety it's biggest side effect is that it makes you very very irritable

[@SpaceEmperorGenos]

skitten's shirt is incredibly dark but i love how niche it might be to the audience lmao

[@chocolate_gore]

Also you can listen to the 911 call of the last story and let me tell you it’s simultaneously frustrating and horrifying

[@EGeorgev]

How are you gonna do Four Arms like that? He was always cool as hell.

[@captkillgore7713]

I have an adverse reaction to it tranquilizer darts that act like adrenaline shots. Due to some genetic mutation or at least thats what the doctor said, when I had a meltdown. So its not that unbelievable that the chimp lost his mind to a downer.

[@Tokuijin]

Travis was already aggressive due to hormones (like a human adolescent might be) but the Xanax made it worse.

[@appleglassjuice11]

Also, Travis was given MORE than the recommended dose of Xanax, like, almost overdosed on them. Instead of like 1-2 pills, he was given 3-5 pills. And if you look up the side affects of overdosing Xanax it explains what happened to Travis.

[@oldgreggsmadmemes4431]

I kinda feel bad for Travis and the lady who lost her face both

[@jackdillan5425]

My favorite part of Ben 10 is whenever he’s about to transform he says Getting Lit!

[@J1ntu]

The second he said Travis the chimp, I immediately thought about that 911 call

[@Kaybri0526]

I knew the story of the chimp eating the girl’s face but I didn’t know that he was laced with Xanax. That makes more sense to me especially with a human-like animal that was raised around humans.

[@derndern6309]

Crazy how if we didn’t have all this technology and if chimps were as smart as humans we’d probably all be dead

[@anthonysalinas-candelero9978]

The Planet of the Apes movies were a glimpse of our future

[@Dell-ol6hb]

no we wouldn't lol, humans have many advantages over chimps beyond just intelligence and technology, even if all we had was stone age technology we could wipe chimps off the face of the Earth pretty easily if we wanted to

[@jsb6975.ah.crapbaskets]

If I were that psychologist's son I would've sent him to an old folks home first chance I got and never looked back out of pure spite.

[@jadedskull3162]

They did win an Award, The Darwin Award, except for stupidity not death.

[@SpaceEmperorGenos]

The whole joke with the Darwin Award is that you win it by proving Charles Darwin's theory of Natural Selection correct by being so stupid that you delete or seriously injure yourself from an accident that could have easily been avoided if you were simply smarter about doing whatever you were doing

[@jadedskull3162]

@@SpaceEmperorGenos oh so Either Death or Injury.

[@redditsenpai3470]

Always and forever will be my favorite couple ♥️. You guys should take the mbti personality test together Im dying to see what type y'all each get.

[@samker7758]

The experimenter wanted to test the cognition and learning ability of chimps compared to humans. It was shown that the chimp learn much faster than the kid and they had around the same level intelligence until the age of 2 where the chimps intelligence basically "stagnated" while the child's intelligence took off. This result seriously wasn't worth nor did it justify the abuse of that experiment.

[@zeruaargi3724]

The funniest thing about Ben 10 was that one 4chan post that said every time Ben unlocks a new alien he makes up a new racial slur for it

[@christianenriquez52900]

3:39 It's hero time! Not getting lit! 😂😂😂

[@TeddyRoosevelt1904]

I saw the picture of the lady Travis attacked and all I can say is Jesus Christ

[@nightmarefreddykrueger121]

When is casual geographic gonna like actually get a camera that can fit his whole frame in and a mic that’s bigger than a usb

[@KaCing818]

I feel your pain man my wife doesn't laugh at my jokes they're quick and just roll off the tongue and she just death stares me and says I'm not funny I think they're funny and deep down Ik she does too but she refuses to give me the satisfaction of laughing at one of my dumb quick jokes 😂😂😂true love

[@spicenug]

I love it when someone just completely ''goes'' and can't stop laughing 🤣

[@APrime25]

Come on, Chazz… as a married man myself, we both know the reason your joke wasn’t appreciated.

[@noraa1991]

gotta love the guts shirt, I swear I remember you saying you've never seen berserk, which if it is still true you NEED to watch it! much love

[@mexa_t6534]

The closer an animal is to a person, the more vicious and fucked up it is.

[@omartistry]

I love you nerdy weirdos. The best content!

[@Brickedaboss07]

If you guys like exotic within pint size that’s actually handlable I would recommend a bearded dragon

[@justguy-4630]

Ben's catchphrase is, "It's Hero Time!"

[@themarinefan]

If you give an animal zanax you have no right to be surprised it wasn't acting like it's usual self.

[@krimzonghost1987]

I'm not even halfway through my first ever video of yours I have ever seen... But I am already subscribed. I love you two. You guys are fantastic!

[@trulswangberg1561]

Dammit chavezz, you almost killed me at 17:40 xD we demand more ballz jokes

[@thysleepyboy7274]

Ayo chavezz new incognito mode video hope you can get to it soon and great vid.

[@saleemadams1489]

Yes, it's the same Dr. Kellogg. The man was INSANE!!!!

[@Ryou_Sensei]

I want a redub of ben 10 now where instead of saying "Its hero time" I want him to say "Gettin lit!"

[@jachariah4694]

3:34 funniest description of Ben 10 I’ve ever heard 😂 “I’m gettin lit grandpa”

[@gokuwrightattorneyatlaw5227]

Plus I don't understand why she gave Chavez zanics. Just because chimps are more related to us doesn't mean we should give them human drugs. That could trigger aggression.

[@area52ron]

The Omnitrx is on random when Ben 10 tries to turn into a alien

[@ashisgod]

“You’re killing me smalls”

[@TheDemonKing660]

We really goin go passed the fact that Chavez was talking about Ben10 and said his catch phrase was "getting lit". Bro I'm dead🤣🤣

[@darkmoon3310]

Huuuhhh... actually...four arms isnt useless

[@adrianaslund8605]

The terrifying truth about Orangutans. They're just kind of fat and they sit around. Sometimes they roll around. Sometimes they pick the lock to their own cage.

[@darrylferguson3622]

It's important to remember that animals are not as moral as us- if a herbivore is starving and lacking certain nutrients, they will eat small animals they can catch to get protein (the video of a horse vacumming a baby chick still spooks me even now) Edit: I feel sad Skitten has never seen ben 10, that show was an awesome part of my childhood

[@ea-xb2cf]

Neophyte. He says "It's hero time"

[@aiiv7839]

I have seen Nash's photos before the reconstruction...they were NOT pleasant to look at. It reminds me of this other incident involving a dogsitter getting mauled by a pitbull-mix and a German Shepherd in terms of brutality. I find it remarkable that Nash still carries on despite the attack (although I don't understand how she can forget most of it), and to be honest, both she and the chimp were victims in this situation. Moral of this lesson: NEVER keep chimps. Just let them be in the wild.

[@Tigerx2525]

“Answer me damn it” 😅😂🤣💯

[@EarlSmith2469]

FYI the funniest jokes are the ones where the recipient is left to use their imagination.

[@roguereaper805]

i like your jokes chavezz

[@ChrisBMonkey]

I heard voices in the distance whisper "monke" and now, I am here once more Chavezz LMAO

[@Dragonemperess]

Ben 10's catchphrase is "I'm going ghost!"... I think.

[@kingkyle9349]

I love chimpanzees! They have got to be my favourite animal. They are so cool

[@kingkyle9349]

I would like to be a chimp one day if reincarnation is real

[@Mothobius]

@@kingkyle9349 not if you want to get poached

[@younghusk1968]

3:34 did he just say "gettin lit" XD

[@grimxrose2401]

We'll get back to skitten saying she never seen Ben ten but Chavezz what the hell did you just say 😂😂😂

[@retrozip]

You guys should do more casual geographic videos

[@itstheundisputedsagboo]

I became a fan of y’all real quick so cute & funny lol ❤️

[@a.mseymour180]

Chavezzslovakia was correct he has good timing

[@Natasoul11]

Btw I believe it’s the same Kellogg’s

[@killiancraftofcraftyworks975]

Moral of the story. Don't. Mess. With primates.

[@ronnice2able]

Ben says hero time

[@The_token__black]

I know exactly what chavezz is talking about, I love caveman explained

[@albu1168]

Lol yea Ben 10 said "getting lit"😂 that's hilarious

[@VonDontSpam]

6:34 “But somehow he fuckin does it-“😂😂😂

[@onebilliontacos3405]

6:33 What can I say, his are just more _tasteful._

[@rexanderson4585]

I still don't see how the pictures could mess somebody up it's literally just skin grown over the spots are ripped off

[@seancollins8681]

I saw an interview for that woman who was attacked. I DO NOT recommend looking it up. The closest thing that comes close is a (and I'm not trying to be insensitive) poddling from the movie the dark crystal. Fortunately for her she did get a face transplant. Only reason I mention the poddling part is because that is the closest visual representation for how badly that chimp injured her. If you look up poddling just imagine it with no eyes. I hope she has a peaceful life from here on out.

[@lohanmicahtv6684]

9:16 that’s my question too

[@saheemwarren7701]

Aye a Ben 10 fan. We’re super rare now a days; really sad.

[@remellenewell1495]

Well Dayum… 😳

[@killjoy30011]

I am sure your Ball jokes are good Chavezz the difference might be what he has here timing and delivery gotta be the right time and way to say it for it to be funny not just random

[@--CHARLIE--]

I looked up the images. They weren't that bad. It is facinating though how certaon parts of the face seem to be malformed from trauma and you can see the flesh at the back of her empty eyesockets. I can't help but wonder how exactly Travis achieved that result. It is also possible that it is due to medical care from afterwards though.

[@yjayd7334]

“It’s hero time”

[@shemzlove490]

Chavez’s can you react to the bored ape rabbit hole video I think this video is perfect for y’all to react to

[@ultimax10doesgaming48]

That... was a fairly good synopsis of the original Ben 10 series...

[@venomtheallmighty69]

I like your shirt chavezz.

[@anthonysalinas-candelero9978]

The Planet of the Apes movies were showing us a glimpse of the future

[@ace1733]

I love her shirt ❤

[@DJMoiyMoiy]

I've already accepted that should never go where snow leopards live, but could someone please confirm where it is in the picture.

[@DigitalPand3mic]

You should watch horse kicks tree, farts on dog, and runs away

[@videomaestro9566]

12:16 Below the Snow

[@tobiasmcdaniels-fx7nj]

It’s hero time

[@weenis3746]

Xanax can actually make you very aggressive

[@editzlooking]

chimps are aggressive 💀