Casually Explained: The Bar

[@kauraloft5503]

I'm in tears... "just enough time to imagine our lives together".

[@nathanspot7877]

Kaura Loft me too, lmao i imagined that shit happening to me

[@RetroRuin]

Same :'( these type of jokes he makes hit the hardest XC

[@abhiverma9316]

3 years ago... 2 years ago... 1 year ago... 0 years ago...

[@northrop_]

Timeless. For small children.

[@vincentsteininger2282]

Timeless For big children

[@Tactavious]

Oh god please tell me that joke actually happened at the end.

[@orbitball]

It actually happened

[@PercLurk]

Plot twist: it didn't

[@Alistair]

please subscribe do do doo do

[@oliveredmondson2954]

Heh, I would use "Are you gonna use that to 'break the ice' or am I just gonna keep staring at you."

[@xTHExCOPYx]

Yeah if you ever left the house

[@Ezio9791]

A horse walks into a bar. Several people start to get up and leave as they realize the potential danger of the situation.

[@TechGamer86]

*slow clap* *slow booty clap* ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@spottysneeky8567]

and the rest are too drunk to walk

[@jamesfairley2887]

i dont get it...

[@iqtidarrahman2148]

if you don't get it, its basically that a horse in a bar is kinda weird so people just go out of the bar

[@MrGollum1996]

Alinator420 a horse is pretty unpredictable in his actions. Especially if its not your horse you dont know what it does the next moment. When its crazy enough to come into a bar, I might leave too, because I dont want to die. (Horses are dangerous, when they want. Really dangerous)

[@DreamcastGuy]

Finally I can show up in bars without looking like a confused dork. Instead I will just look like a normal dork.

[@PikachuComments]

500th like

[@markfoster1520]

Normal Dork here.

[@parth99252]

● 6 years ago ● Verified account ● 2.7K likes ● 2 Comments (including this one) Just, how?

[@spk1121]

@@parth99252: Top 10 questions scientists still can't answer

[@gerald9326]

@@parth99252 indeed

[@triumv43]

The barman says, “We don’t serve time travelers in here.” A time traveler walks into a bar.

[@redviper324]

2050 just called. They want their joke back.

[@IceKoldKilla]

Hahaha

[@drizdoh]

+Carl Gengenwin ahahaha 😂😂

[@brad6279]

I read that as the batman says

[@justin02350]

I don't get it

[@18dean72]

I've worked at a bar for a while now, all these things are 100% true especially the shit jokes you hear 73 times over

[@daltonnabors]

Thank god. I'm not the only one.

[@18dean72]

+Dalton Nabors I could probably tell you every "a ... Walks into a bar" joke but to me they're not even 'jokes' anymore -_-

[@daltonnabors]

Dean Irwin More like reasons I want to hit my customers. Now occasionally I'll get someone who is actually witty come in, and that is the highlight of my night.

[@bodybody2570]

+Dalton Nabors gv

[@NomoregoodnamesD8]

Two marines walk into a bar; the army guy ducks

[@CultureCrash]

Extra street cred when they find out you draw stick-figures for KZbin.

[@volunteerwork7761]

CultureCras HA HA I BEAT YOU NOW I WIN

[@Alex-he2lc]

CultureCras

[@LambsServant]

CultureCrash that’s offensive to my kind

[@amadoucisse9143]

I didn't expect you here!

[@markfoster1520]

SLM Stick Lives Matter

[@MatthewCoast]

Bars are the worst places to go to meet someone... unless you need someone to be drunk to date you... then it's perfect.

[@mourgos1234]

Yes, you cant conversate because of the amount of music volume. Its only for those who look for someone drunk to f*ck with.

[@1987whynot1987]

i need them to be drunk to date me and bars still don't work cheaper to just go to the nearest corner and pick up one of those girls for any where from 5 to 50 bucks

[@lonestarr1490]

I swear, you can name any place you want and you will find 100 people telling you it's the worst place to meet someone.

[@brianstasko4293]

yeag

[@jdrmanmusiqking]

Wrong. Its actually one of the best especially foe networking. You will meet all kinds of people in many different social and economic classes. CLUBS are the worst for meeting people but by being a normal human at a bar, you run into somebody who vibes with ya especially if you become a regular

[@sarcasmo57]

Extra street cred if you ask for your milk in a dirty glass.

[@TPLeatherworks]

And then what, make out with your sister? This is why freedom is a bad thing

[@wesleywallace4426]

+tommydreamer70 Unlimited freedom may be a bad thing but freedom in general isn't. And was does that have to do with drinking milk out of a dirty glass?

[@devocleb]

+tommydreamer70 everyone loves the mcpoyle's

[@ObiJuanKenobi3]

+tommydreamer70 what the absolute fuck were you even trying to say? And how does it relate to the original comment?

[@xaalcarlsonanimations1539]

Holy spaghetti thats an old reference!

[@MatthewJemilo]

"No matter how fast you drink, you can't out pace the self loathing" - I lost it there

[@bugrilyus]

I dont get it

[@MatthewJemilo]

@@bugrilyus meaning you can't out drink how much you hate yourself lol

[@uwuLegacy]

im pretty sure it means you cant go faster than the ones that hate themselves

[@cgme9535]

@@uwuLegacy Yeah. I believe he means you can’t outpace the self loathing people that are drinking.

[@jameswhee]

Do you really tip in America even when ordering a drink at the bar???

[@nickjohn2051]

Yes. The tip for bartender for pouring drink and shake it.

[@juliav5403]

we do it in Canada too

[@brahminsoup]

He lives in Canada but it's pretty much the same in the states.

[@SKsupport1]

you don't have to.... if you're looking to get shot

[@brahminsoup]

+Api Tuia (opster47) Lol

[@richardstone3037]

that comedic timing on the the pause for the very last joke was superb. It was just enough that I got confused and then the punchline hit 10x harder. Beautiful.

[@nobletwosix1806]

I'm surprised that he didn't use Natalie Dormer in this video

[@justinmedeiros1725]

she died

[@yourface747]

spoilers everywhere..

[@redcatsix]

+Lelouch Han Solo dies.

[@XiaolinDraconis]

NO SHE FUCKING DIDN'T! She's going to crawl out from under there then sneak off and be back for vengeance next season... you'll see.

[@Njennings42]

I swear I'm like the only guy who does not find her all that attractive...

[@reelsallday953]

It takes me about 8 minutes to watch your videos because I always pause and read the small print on pictures

[@Thee_Sinner]

I had to unsubscribe so I could subscribe again lol

[@pursuitsoflife.6119]

Don't wanna ruin the 420 likes lmao

[@raccoonlasagna650]

You had me in the first half not gonna lie.

[@Welcome-to-your-life]

If I ask for a list of vegan friendly drinks, what level of street cred do I attain?

[@RichardJohnsonFarukh]

Negative 50

[@jeremyaxel]

0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000001

[@zduyvuz]

You don't drink, you just let the bartender and everyone around you know your a vegan and walk out.

[@Welcome-to-your-life]

ok how about I buy the whole bar a round of carrot juice, the girls are loving it, and we monch down on some veggie burgers at the end of the night YEEEAH. Who's wiv me?

[@cheecheeyit]

+Vegan Gardener 2 people stand up, then they sit down.

[@morgengabe1]

"And briefly imagine our lives together" Gets me every time.

[@Metripleone]

'One beer on the rocks please'

[@flossenking]

*gets kicked out of bar*

[@zaynour]

@@flossenking *Relizing u have a beer in ur hand*

[@CK-yv6nw]

"Recently got old enough to drink" *laughs in german drinking age*

[@bhraazkashyap3466]

What is it?

[@CK-yv6nw]

@@bhraazkashyap3466 14 under parental supervision, 16 for wine, beer etc and 18 for liquor. That's just the rules for selling thou, it's not illegal to drink it if your underage, as far as I'm aware

[@CK-yv6nw]

That was a fast reply ngl😎

[@moongirl8807]

Hehe not that anyone would care all the cool 14-year olds drinking vodka like it's water...

[@driesrombaut6871]

Same in Belgium hehehe

[@juicemango27]

the pope, a muslim, a gay and a chicken all walk into a bar the bartender asks "what is this, some kind of joke?"

[@0bread286]

@@wangwang5896 Shut up

[@floppuh7479]

@@0bread286 no

[@nolanpestano1798]

B, C flat, and D walk into a bar. The bartender says "no minors"

[@PixelsBlocksAndTNT]

+Nolan Pestano but a c flat IS a B.

[@joegartland]

+Pixels Blocks and TNT Your mother is a B :)

[@Lewis---]

Makes no sense at all. B and C flat are the same note. Change the C flat to a G flat and you have a B minor triad, so then it might work. Maybe that's the joke you meant to tell.

[@nolanpestano1798]

Lewis Hay Probably, has been a while since i have heard it.

[@nolanpestano1798]

I don messed up ;-;

[@edge21str]

Always get a dry martini. High alcohol content (35-37%), tastes amazing imo and it gives you james bond tier street cred. Only drawback is you should probably wear a suit while drinking it and you won't get a good one unless you're in a fancy bar. So for normal bars stick to straight whisky or beer.

[@panther724]

Casually Explained "Bartender, I want to get *hammered*

[@hughjass2024]

my hammer is too strong for you, traveler

[@CharlieTV]

wait....hold up....in USA the eftpos machines have a tipping menu you HAVE to pick?

[@Wendifur_]

Not all of them. Most of the time it's on paper or cash

[@ladhkay]

nah most places you have to write the tip in the bill if you want

[@ladhkay]

***** I tip when im in a restaurant but if I got to a bar for a beer or 2 im not gonna tip.

[@Chicknnudlsup]

+Markes von Hinten nice profile pic wright

[@ladhkay]

THE.WRIGHT.FLIGHT replace your deadpool pic with Miles Edgworth

[@nischay4760]

"I think it's pretty insensitive that they put the probability of your card getting declined right on the machine." You sir, win KZbin.

[@danielphil4976]

"i have been trying to corrup-- oh take him for a beer" how did everyone ignore that😹

[@markfoster1520]

We forget...... It's been 3 1/2 minutes!

[@girlemployee]

i just hooked up with a bartender on holiday, couldn't have done it without this video. thank you casually explained!

[@BrunoBisetti]

so glad you broke this down for all the 10yr olds

[@BrunoBisetti]

+Grawsoman 13 this is a dope ass pokemon

[@BrunoBisetti]

+Grawsoman 13 still dope

[@q1s2e3w]

+Alcoholic Semen Thrower You're 13 and your username is "Alcoholic Semen Thrower"? I think the Internet has broken modern kids.

[@BrunoBisetti]

+q1s2e3w wow somehow you guessed"my age" perfectly over the fucking internet

[@Leo-nxt]

i know right!! now i know not to ask for beer on the rocks...

[@djblaze2395]

“I’ve been trying to corru-take him for a beer”

[@giraffegiraffe810]

Danny thank you for repeating the joke just for all those deaf people who don’t know how to turn on the subtitles

[@kylelyon5553]

@@giraffegiraffe810 "I've been trying to corru-take him for a beer"

[@mustardscroll7]

"No matter how fast you can drink, you can't outpace the self-loathing" This is why I love you, C.E.

[@jeremymolinari6597]

The "beer on the rocks" was absolutely me the first time I went to a bar. My friends instructed me that, whatever I order, to get it on the rocks. Then they talked me into a corona light. As the bartender was getting my friends orders, I remembered the "on the rocks" part... I have yet to live that down, even though I can handle my crappy rum better than most of them. :|

[@tastethejace]

...were you like 10 years old?

[@jeremymolinari6597]

@@tastethejace 7, actually, I just had a really, really good fake ID. Nah, I just didn’t really drink until I was 21. Looking back, it’s almost impressive how clueless I was.

[@tastethejace]

@@jeremymolinari6597 haha I'm sorry. I was actually pretty lit when I wrote that. It just baffled me too much that someone could order a beer with ice cubes at the bar But hey, we all gotta learn somehow, right? I'm sure there are plenty of instances where I flubbed it up. We all do stuff like that

[@jeremymolinari6597]

@@tastethejace Thought I replied, but I appreciate the apology! No offense was taken at the time, but still, thank you. :)

[@jakeh2034]

Your humor odds always on point. Love it!

[@nav3715]

when there's a 30sec ad and there's no skip button :/

[@anurgaprasad123]

or use an adblocker?

[@alfinandy1612]

Or stop whining and watch the ad because that's how KZbinrs get paid

[@mattbuffo1177]

Ublock origin

[@EngineeredTruth]

yeah terrible for people to get paid for their effort.

[@XiaolinDraconis]

Just a thought, and probably one that the creator of this channel has had a few times by now. If he wanted to get paid he would prolly get a job.

[@Richard_Bumblebee]

"which gives me just enough time to imagine our lives together" Nooooooooo I'm dying!!!

[@Vasileski88]

You sound like CGP Grey.

[@NeonPlatinumZ]

he sounds like YouSuckAtCooking

[@afinendale]

He must be their child.

[@voosum]

+Patrick Star(NeonPlatinumZ) He is

[@NeonPlatinumZ]

asoom oooooh nooo shit 😃

[@thecclan2]

He kinda sounds like Joji

[@flachzange1614]

"Beer tasts like water" Yep, he is definitly a American

[@LarsRR]

Flachzange canadian, but yeah. „Light beer“ really isn’t acceptable.

[@danielschroedinger2090]

This is an incredibly German comment thread :D

[@mrdictator7030]

@@danielschroedinger2090 more like a thread for countries with alcohol culture

[@danielschroedinger2090]

@@mrdictator7030 What i meant was: A thread where all commenters had strong opinions on beer and very German sounding usernames. "Mr. Dictator" didn't really help in this regard XD

[@randoprior4130]

You have any idea how hard I've tried to show people what good beer is like? Have a dark beer, something with flavor. But everyone is out here drinking bud light or Budweiser. You piss after drinking a flavorful complex tasting beer has a better aftertaste than 90% of the popular beer in Canada.

[@pokeblue2007]

you totally made me choke on my biscuit from the card declining line

[@donutmess]

This channel deserves more subscribers

[@oddball6995]

"If you have friends that are girls that can be a real advantage because not only does it mean you can steal a sip fo their drinks but it also means you have friends that are girls." I cant stop wheezing

[@SuperWarningShot]

I subscribed because of that last joke. You win this time +Casually Explained, you win this time.

[@earth4759]

I hope you have a good day/night

[@organoidmofo]

Thanks

[@ivo8312]

you too earth

[@volundrfrey896]

Fuck you earth!

[@volundrfrey896]

+Völundr Frey Well that escalated quickly.

[@volundrfrey896]

+Völundr Frey Fuck you too Völunder what kind of name is that anyways?

[@jeromeciarkowski1367]

Omg, that last joke caught me wayyy off guard. I love it!

[@crazedmonk8u]

For people wondering what to tip when you go to a bar. General rule is tip AT LEAST 1 dollar per drink, 2 dollars per mixed drink like rume+coke. 3 dollars for something fancy like a long island ice tea or anything else that has a mix of multiple liquors. If you are just ordering plain beer from a bottle then thats where the 1 dollar per drink comes into play. Just make sure you tip if you plan on going back to that bar again. If they see you're a tipper the next time you go, they will get to you faster and they might even give you a drink on the house every now and then. Also if you are going to order more then one drink, please for the love of god open up a tab. Its painless, you just give them your Drivers license and bam, you have a tab. then when you leave you close out your tab and get your license back. If not you will have to pay for each drink they give you, right there on the spot, when you're 4 drinks in trying to fubble with cash and making sure you don't drop the change they give you is just a nightmare.

[@Einar979]

Tipping in US is fkin retarded lol.. I never tip when im at a bar where i live.. and still the bartenders make a decent living...

[@dynamo3059]

ikr, the drinks are already at 300% markup!!

[@johnthegreat97]

I got inexplicably happy when I saw that you uploaded a new video.

[@seanohare7062]

Just get Rum and Coke. It tastes good and has street cred since Julian drinks it.

[@matthewkim8547]

Fuck off Ricky

[@julianlerena12]

Who?

[@user-zb5qn4pt6b]

All I need is a yms and ysac video, and my life will be complete

[@AChocolateOrange]

yms?

[@cheecheeyit]

+einsteinrox7800 Your Movie Sucks (YMS)

[@Drawcandy]

Ysac?

[@CeeLow53]

Also a new exurb1a video would be noice.

[@user-zb5qn4pt6b]

I did, he drums strangely

[@andypeterson2126]

I can't stop binge watching your channel

[@Jeyricho]

I saw the channel. I saw the title. I asked myself "how does one simplify The Bar exam?" I'm the dumbest smart person I know.

[@trentwoodhouse2454]

Honestly my new favourite youtuber !

[@mattpedro4570]

"WHICH GIVES ME JUST ENOUGH TIME TO PICTURE OUR LIVES TOGETHER" MY SIDES

[@friendlydark]

as someone who bartended, i think i would absolutely die if someone asked me to recommend them a drink because i knew less than alcohol than the people who i served

[@a24396]

"you can't outpace the self loathing" so true... __

[@dap809]

"and you'd be......guilty" This is why I love this channel.

[@lucasstrong9208]

"No matter how fast you can drink, you can't outpace the self-loathing." CASUALLY EXPLAINED YAAAASSSSSSSS

[@shawshank.66]

2:49 he was only able to buy only one drink with the money available in the card

[@baneful60]

God this shit is amazing. You always make me smile. Keep it up!

[@ngamer3k]

This guy's delivery is amazing.

[@milkyshakes]

The subtle jokes in these are really getting to me. 3:27 lmaooo

[@pprophet]

The comedic timing is so perfect

[@bruhgimmithoseantianxietym907]

"No conflict of interest" oh honey, you have no idea

[@davidm.johnston8994]

I think I'm in love with your "friend" character.

[@BuftaChYmes]

lmfao.. the last joke was a good one. guilty.

[@danielpereira5997]

"I've been trying to corrup... hum, take him for a beer"... so beautiful

[@cordova2593]

2:43 Istg this man mastered comedy

[@northst]

Its the most beautiful thing ive ever seen in my life: Another casually explained vid YES LAWD

[@rexbefall99]

"Corru... err take him for a beer" 😂😂😂😂

[@biscuitsandcrumpets]

I liked this, I've liked all your videos so far. Keep up the good work

[@user-iy4sh9nz1m]

1:03 "No matter how much you drink, you can't outpace the self loathing." STOP READING MY THOUGHTS 'CASUALLY EXPLAINED'

[@marcuswalker7897]

this is one of the most humorous channels i’ve came across

[@donmannyy487]

This guy should so many more subs

[@bliffity2692]

What should he do with them?

[@Mediocartoons]

Guyz if u like cartoons like this, then check my channel 2 ;)

[@damianlafrance7353]

+Mediocartoons why

[@sherbthesuperb3905]

fuck you mediocartoons

[@Mediocartoons]

Sherb The Superb thanks man, appreciate it

[@kriskolo]

this one was hilarious! new subscriber. so happy i found your channel. now comes the inevitable outcome of me binge watching every single one of your videos.

[@cornkopp2985]

The hydraulic press is my favorite kind of drink

[@joske5279]

Best video description i ever read.

[@rexianirlandez2657]

i like how one of the drinks is grade a

[@ShakaShaka28]

I hate how accurate your videos are bud... But you did teach me that treating your life like a video game really makes it easier. Thanks 👍

[@Mmxxaamm]

Mind blowing ending

[@TheCoconutBlues]

Your channel is gold. Keep it up man :)

[@blobdragon2678]

1. I I woke up 2. I went to school 3. I saw my crush 4. I hugged her 5. I kissed her oh the order is 2.3.4.5.1

[@Braincain007]

Come up with something original l.

[@MythicalSkull13]

1.i got bored 2. I read your comment But the order is 2, 2 ;)

[@MythicalSkull13]

+Forr3ster I fucked up, kill me

[@ImUhRandii]

damn, is it 2014 already?

[@bassisku]

Hey wow, you got some likes on your comment. Hope you feel good about yourself.

[@Nokeeo26]

"All things that come with experience" while showing him reading the Bartender terminology wikipedia page made me laugh ouy loud. Way too relatable.

[@Icureditwithmybrain]

I dont go to bars because they expect tips. Same reason why I dont order delivery pizza.

[@crazedmonk8u]

General rule is tip AT LEAST 1 dollar per drink, 2 dollars per mixed drink like rume+coke. 3 dollars for something fancy like a long island ice tea or anything else that has a mix of multiple liquors. If you get just plain beer like Budweiser or whatever, I don't think you are expected to tip because they just handed you a bottle and popped the top for you, no effort was involved, no fancy bottle flipping etc etc.

[@Icureditwithmybrain]

crazedmonk No one deserves to get paid twice for doing a job.

[@crazedmonk8u]

Icureditwithmybrain Right because fuck people who make less then minimum wage huh.

[@Icureditwithmybrain]

crazedmonk I had a job making less than minimum wage and no one gave me tips.

[@crazedmonk8u]

Icureditwithmybrain If it wasn't a service job, then it doesn't count. You only tip for service jobs-waiters, bartenders- doormen-valet-etc.

[@spidermarkify]

Great Job Man Keep it up. Throughly enjoy your videos

[@therickestrick1153]

1:25 was that a hint of emotion!?

[@gretakelly1907]

im so glad i found this channel

[@Lagomization]

"No matter how fast you can drink, you can't outpace the self loathing." Jesus fuck.

[@tinniesealjiji]

😅😭

[@smallbiteprod]

Dude you're the funniest youtube channel atm

[@Requnium]

"You can tell your joke isn't very good after your punch line your friend says Pls subscribe" Subscribed.

[@tompcd1189]

Your videos are great dude, keep it up

[@brenopejon4880]

2:00 "Just enought time to imagine our lives together" Literally me! huehuehuehuehue.

[@quintincervantes3368]

this guy deserves waaaaaaaay more subs

[@MatthewThomasStefan]

ONE BEER ON THE ROCKS

[@markfoster1520]

Shaken, not stirred.

[@ArcGG]

Thanks! I was planing on going to a Bar for the first time soon. This uhhhh helped!

[@whatisthis6265]

"There's no conflict of interest" lol

[@Joshua-nr2ov]

Pumping out those videos man! Keep it up!

[@kelly5580]

"maybe you're not worthy" lmao

[@kapoink835]

That last joke left me in tears, which I don't think is a very good sign.

[@rubics996]

Wow! that last part was sooooooooo funny

[@alexreeves5538]

"My goals is to make it in the plurals" Me too man, me too

[@FARQ3X]

"Blocked my credit card due to suspicious activity, of going in to the same bar and only buying 1 drink"

[@theblackbaron4119]

I really enjoy your dry humor.

[@billrobertjoe]

0:46 tastes like water