I'm hype that I'm not the only one who takes their etch-a-sketch to da club
@reusablechopsticks77848 жыл бұрын
sWooZie Sure
@aaronmoise82618 жыл бұрын
sWooZie ohh thought it was a fake account
@xXMaDGaMeR8 жыл бұрын
ayy swozie
@DayTreaper8 жыл бұрын
Are you famous? Never heard of ya
@DayTreaper8 жыл бұрын
Aaron moise Bitch he ain't shit hahahahaha got em
@ckcv443 жыл бұрын
"When you're getting a drink, always try to remember: Too much and you will make a fool of yourself, Not enough and you'll remember." *Words to live by*
@daisy-mm3vk2 жыл бұрын
I'll choose the first option, thank you very much.
@danellboy5757 Жыл бұрын
Remember what?
@Calmacalma1120 күн бұрын
@@danellboy5757 remember making a fool of yourself
@danellboy575720 күн бұрын
@@Calmacalma11 I think I attempted to make a joke, saying that I couldn't remember because of the alcohol. But even future me is struggling to figure out what I meant.
@SplashAttackTCG7 жыл бұрын
"You can't expect someone to walk over and add value to your night if you don't add to theirs." *Wow, that was really deep and insightful. Thank you!*
@Goblin_Hands5 жыл бұрын
But it's rather difficult without buying them a drink...which means you're kinda a pushover if you do...and spoiling the overspoiled...is that even a good thing?
@BusinessWolf12 жыл бұрын
@@Goblin_Hands no, has nothing to do with that.
@jordant.teeterson31002 жыл бұрын
Congrats your incellism is cured.
@azul19642 жыл бұрын
I add value with my face... sadly only 1 time a girl invited me to join their dancing team - the percentage of really pretty girls in clubs are similar to that of in a shopping mall
@egg-iu3fe2 жыл бұрын
but then you're adding value to someone else's night when they didn't add any value to yours
@Soniti13247 жыл бұрын
"How do you dance?" Pretend like you're fighting invisible ninjas. Go forth to victory my child.
@TheUltimateEel7 жыл бұрын
This is good advice
@keegster71675 жыл бұрын
Soniti1324 That’s actually pretty good
@joaoleites945 жыл бұрын
@@TheUltimateEel Until you roundhouse kick a girl in the face :(
@elton60315 жыл бұрын
@@joaoleites94 this ^
@RoScFan5 жыл бұрын
@@joaoleites94 It s worse when you perform Scorpion s fatality on her.
@IceDragon9788 жыл бұрын
"I always try to pace myself by not having enough money" Hits waaaaaay too close to home lmao
@jarrettstork98835 жыл бұрын
You don’t necessarily need money to get trashed at a bar. I once had $0 on me but throughout the night I just swiped drinks left on the bar when nobody was looking haha
@johnjohnson2015 жыл бұрын
Jarrett Stork that’s disgusting... Good way to get hepatitis or herpes.
@jarrettstork98835 жыл бұрын
John Johnson well most of them were untouched lol, they were just sitting at the bar and the people who ordered them had their backs turned
@losenge5 жыл бұрын
i expect nothing less from a guy named jarrett
@jarrettstork98835 жыл бұрын
aj ً why is that? I don’t even go by that name most of the time actually
@Don-tg1ns8 жыл бұрын
i come here for laughs.. but i leave knowing that existence is pain and the only escape is death.
@mischiviousteefmonster39008 жыл бұрын
ok have fun then you worthless peace of space
@Don-tg1ns8 жыл бұрын
Mad Donut kk👌
@sirbow28 жыл бұрын
Alright, Rick! I've had enough of your negativeness.
@beeznutz43516 жыл бұрын
Mad Donut Hey, you're wrong; his or her's organs could probably be sold for some cash.
@tony_51565 жыл бұрын
Buddhism be like:
@gh0std3lta848 жыл бұрын
Casually Explained: One Night Stand
@jadem.72278 жыл бұрын
YESSSS
@shmocodo1618 жыл бұрын
GH0STD3LTA YESSS
@LotsofSarcasmHD8 жыл бұрын
yassss
@kiribundi8 жыл бұрын
I feel like this episode will be completely theoretical
@jetwood46148 жыл бұрын
oh hell yeheh
@boizebra4 жыл бұрын
Damn, there he goes with that Corona smh
@Yesso_real4 жыл бұрын
Boi Zebra original.
@malumute4 жыл бұрын
LMAO
@glizzy95964 жыл бұрын
Lol
@GodOfChaos_HeXa4 жыл бұрын
he made corona jokes before corona was a thing hes a god
@boizebra4 жыл бұрын
Slap Happy Pappy it’s okay, I saw your laugh. Just happy I could make someone smile :)
@wizardsensei25064 жыл бұрын
I think “regret” is just Tinnitus.
@pavma74 жыл бұрын
So true man fucking underground metal concerts just shred your ears.
@leenevin84514 жыл бұрын
that's the joke
@GrandDukeCaesar8 жыл бұрын
Doing lines with Elon Musk, and doing body shots off a Model....... S
@yeoffthelegend62026 жыл бұрын
Caçador And No Vids so lit
@maxcaulfield55005 жыл бұрын
This was so on point
@WhoThisMonkey4 жыл бұрын
Sounds like the opposite of a good time to me, only idiots snort coke. You have to be completely fucking brain dead to start that shit up.
@wav35614 жыл бұрын
British Wrath nah bro sometimes you just gotta do some blow for the send man
@harrisonteo49694 жыл бұрын
@@WhoThisMonkey You haven't lived my friend
@PeytonB8 жыл бұрын
I keep my finger on the space bar at all times so I don't miss subtle jokes in the video
@xNickPwns8 жыл бұрын
Okay.
@Melusi478 жыл бұрын
press K next time
@xNickPwns8 жыл бұрын
Melusi Dube K
@insanitycubed88328 жыл бұрын
just put it at .5 speed.
@danielbush8 жыл бұрын
+Mike Hawk lmfao, well played
@powboy018 жыл бұрын
why do I feel a significant decrease in my low social skills when I watch your videos?
@AEO21Productions8 жыл бұрын
self awareness and confidence are like opposites man. that's why alcohol makes you more confident, only because it diminishes self awareness and let's us act stupid without worrying about acting stupid.. so no worries, you'll be drunk at the club you won't realize your social skills are terrible!
@powboy018 жыл бұрын
my comment wasn't very serious...I guess I'm starting the video and my subconscious tells me that I'll find an advice in the video, but I know consciously that his videos are pure sarcasm
@AD-su6jy6 жыл бұрын
Albert Ochoa not always true
@Pattyobrien36 жыл бұрын
It's comforting to be among our own kind.
@idontknow8985 жыл бұрын
McLovin McBabies He actually does have legitimate info in his videos but he just presents it in a sarcastic, witty manner
@MatthewCoast7 жыл бұрын
This is my experience of the club too
@RudolfJvVuuren4 жыл бұрын
same...unless they play metal
@ethancbaker20023 жыл бұрын
Same except I don’t go to clubs :(
@hadassah65633 жыл бұрын
@@ethancbaker2002 don't be sad. I don't either, and I couldn't care less
@mihailmilev99093 жыл бұрын
@@ethancbaker2002 wanna go to da club
@stereopsych63815 жыл бұрын
I was wondering why I saw a guy with an etch-a-sketch the other day at the club. Now I understand....
@purefunguy8 жыл бұрын
He forgot to mention having a high expectation of hooking up with a girl in a tight outfit like in a Hollywood movies.
@evooff8 жыл бұрын
It's true though. And if it hasn't happened yet, she just didn't drink enough, so get her even more drunk.
@domestic_sausage86438 жыл бұрын
yeah, i've only had that happen once, and it was with a friend of a friend lmao.
@beefmomma6 жыл бұрын
Just get drunk as fuck, always works somehow
@PatPrika426 жыл бұрын
ThatSink she can’t call rape if she unconscious
@Rspsand076 жыл бұрын
You can get a hooker for 15 minutes for $60 going to a club usually blows like $100-150. So no need to stress about hooking up. Just throw in an extra 60 bux at the end of a night and get a hooker.
@AdarshPandeyFilms8 жыл бұрын
The only way i can describe u is "God of subtle humour"
@SeanCameronD8 жыл бұрын
No, he's definitely trying to be funny. He just succeeds, unlike other channels.
@Mediocartoons8 жыл бұрын
He's the good type of funny. He's such a good comic that it doesn't seem like he's TRYING - but he is, trust me if he wasn't he'd upload whatever every day.(check me out tho)
@zakh15798 жыл бұрын
he is trying to be funny though and his humour is the kind of humour that sounds like he doesnt mean it in a funny way, but i do think he is rlly funny tho (hope u understood what i meant sry for my shit english)
@devibiswa99717 жыл бұрын
Baby song
@emporatikatrox7 жыл бұрын
spotted the american
@petruSarac Жыл бұрын
Clubs were the dread of my youth. Good thing I found hiking so I can drink in a more peaceful place.
@제규형3 жыл бұрын
Clubs are weird. They feel really awkward. For me it was like a place when I dearly wanted to go, I couldn't because I wasn't allowed or invited, but later when I actually got invited, I didn't want to go there again ever. Thanks for such a relatable video.
@ILoveLyricsGirl227 жыл бұрын
I'm fucking dead, "it checks all the warning boxes, one word misspelled..." the place I go clubbing literally has Disko-tek in the name
@lindabuth7 жыл бұрын
"Don't worry about your dancing. Just look happy..... (long pause) On the outside" 😂😂😂💀💀💀
@Aadhitiya_Murali3 жыл бұрын
1.2k likes, 3 years but no reply, wtf commenter?
@anshulverma19503 жыл бұрын
Hey there, it had been 3yrs and only 1 comment so I decided to comment here.
@SenhorAlien3 жыл бұрын
Hey there, it had been 3yrs and only 2 comments so I decided to comment here.
@Aadhitiya_Murali3 жыл бұрын
oh god this gonna turn into a cringe thread, wtf did i just start?
@komeil_grrr3 жыл бұрын
Hey there, it had been 3yrs and only 4 comments so I decided to comment here.
@noanimezone31498 жыл бұрын
Oh no. I binge watched all of Casually Explained videos. ... What do I do now?
@SlayerPJO8 жыл бұрын
watch you suck at cooking's videos if you haven't already
@noanimezone31498 жыл бұрын
Funny that you'd suggest that.. cause yes I already have watched his vids :')
@noanimezone31498 жыл бұрын
I.. I have.. Maybe I have no life
@SlayerPJO8 жыл бұрын
There's Mikasacus too, who has a similar feel. Especially good if you like Overwatch
@DakuHonoo8 жыл бұрын
pray for him to make more because you'll be done in a little over an hour
@Googladesh8 жыл бұрын
Casually Explained: Tinder
@AlexCass15153 жыл бұрын
The key to having fun at the bar is to just simply be way too drunk to focus on things for too long.
@thunderstormhd44162 жыл бұрын
exactly. pre drinking is key
@Anastasia-qt4lh4 жыл бұрын
Me in quarantine watching this... "He said the c Word!"
@coldbyte014 жыл бұрын
Exactly
@justrandomshitkeklmao16174 жыл бұрын
You sir. Are sad
@camchesset25674 жыл бұрын
Can you not
@DxrkT4 жыл бұрын
Same
@God-wc1wt4 жыл бұрын
@@ic1562 ok
@scott43988 жыл бұрын
Step 1: Don't be under 5'10 Step 2: Don't start balding in your 20s.
@jayistop83178 жыл бұрын
+Ricky Sizzle XD
@CrispyChrisss8 жыл бұрын
I'm 5'3 :I
@KennyyD8 жыл бұрын
Scott A Fuck.
@ToHonestDom8 жыл бұрын
Scott A I think a large bank account has proven against your theory.
@clowntrooper618 жыл бұрын
Shit
@fxckmoezy8418 жыл бұрын
Missed out going to the toilet to look at yourself in the mirror telling yourself you're okay, while an African guy tries to sell perfume and handing you tissue.
@TheRABIDdude6 жыл бұрын
Omfg yes those activities make up about 90% of the time I spend in clubs XD
@caterpillarpillar89025 жыл бұрын
Nice boondocks reference lol
@jgpwlcs368 жыл бұрын
I love the part where I black out and wake up in bed the next morning, check my bank app, and realize I spent $150
@thomato9818 жыл бұрын
Have you really spent that much one club night? Dang..
@jgpwlcs368 жыл бұрын
thomato981 I have lol. But honestly, thats chump change compared to what some people spend. I've definitely seen people spend $500+
@bronzenemo8 жыл бұрын
$150 for a single night is not bad. Cover, drinks for friends, drinks for girls (or guys), drinks for you? Id be impressed if you managed to do all that and only spend 150. Mostly because clubs are usually stupid overpriced.
@jgpwlcs368 жыл бұрын
Nehemiah Robenstine Well I don't usually go to clubs, I go to bars which are free to get in. I live in the city so an Uber downtown is like $8. And drinks are like $5 a piece because I only drink like Smirnoff and Captain and whatnot so its kinda a lot considering I can buy a handle at the liquor store for $25 and get blackout drunk doing that lol
@thomato9818 жыл бұрын
Now I know more about clubs cool. Have a good day.
@STICKGUYMB5 жыл бұрын
2:03 UHHH why do the subtitles say "intention of beating your future wife" and why do I gotta laugh so hard
@bishal11255 жыл бұрын
That's gonna be a big no.
@adipsous4 жыл бұрын
What's so funny, that's the intention whenever I go CLUBBING. get it? get it?
@THESpoonyLegs6 жыл бұрын
There is literally a club named distrikt in my city
@Free2PlayGamerNation8 жыл бұрын
"Snorting lines with Elon Musk" I CAN'T FUCKING BREATHE
@Bibbedibob8 жыл бұрын
on a model......S
@haix5768 жыл бұрын
How did you find it *that* funny?
@RenZoneNL8 жыл бұрын
lol yeah like really
@chrise71808 жыл бұрын
You haven't seen the vid eh?
@Free2PlayGamerNation8 жыл бұрын
I feel like my comment is at the top (I can't tell on mobile) But, those 244 likes are saying something.
@DiaXisHD8 жыл бұрын
I decided not to get drunk at a party. Did not have fun.
@902d8 жыл бұрын
That's why it's not fun. I reckon cleaning the house drunk is as fun as clubbing...
@Baldoxxx40008 жыл бұрын
week works just as good or even better :)
@ProlificPianist8 жыл бұрын
ಠ_ಠ Yea the one time I get invited to a party. Immediately knew the only means of escape was through Crown and Jack.
@legrandfromage96827 жыл бұрын
You must have interesting friends
@abefromansausagekingofchic64806 жыл бұрын
If i dont want to drink, i usually just take a few edibles, sit in a chair, and observe all the drunk people. Its a good time
@Thecolonelab8 жыл бұрын
*immediately clicks as soon as notification pops up*
@jozo27138 жыл бұрын
SasuNaru 19 same
@loganburnette79848 жыл бұрын
Alizée You're great
@coreybrown69668 жыл бұрын
NARUUTOOOO!
@galdiana92906 жыл бұрын
Your dry sense of humor and clever videos always make me laugh, keep them up ❤️
@InternetThe2 жыл бұрын
The key is to only go to clubs that play music that you love. The rest won't matter because now you can enjoy great music on a sick soundsystem.
@jakubnowak649 Жыл бұрын
Well I hope there's a club that plays jazz in my town
@LazerLord108 жыл бұрын
If I ever end up going to a club, I'm bringing an etch-a-sketch. I wonder if anyone else would get the joke. Probably not.
@brendanmccune31664 жыл бұрын
did you ever end up doing it????
@LazerLord104 жыл бұрын
@@brendanmccune3166 Never went to a club because I'm a lonely loner :( But I have improved on my etch-a-sketch skills.
@iamverybigsad3 жыл бұрын
@@LazerLord10 its all baby steps
@SenhorAlien3 жыл бұрын
Yeah, you see, I don't think anyone who watches a Casually Explained video titled The Club ever goes to a club
@qcklu3 жыл бұрын
@@SenhorAlien I watched it. Am 8 safe now? No worrying about ending up in a club?
@CCPvirus1418 жыл бұрын
you forgot to mention overpriced drinks.
@Goblin_Hands5 жыл бұрын
I pregame 12 from the store for their price of 1. Shots are even more of a rip-off.
@freeman100004 жыл бұрын
Get pissed before you enter the club st o you can nurse one or two drinks inside for a few hours. Yeah, sounds desperate but that's the way it goes!
@WindFireAllThatKindOfThing4 жыл бұрын
You'd be surprised how popular you become when you snuck in a pint of fireball or Jame-O, because the broke wingman girls who didn't want to be there either will like your style, and you can both connect through your shared inability to pay for overpriced, shit drinks. Scientists understand that this is how babies are made, and the circle of life does another lap.
@zbera974 жыл бұрын
Yepp always predrink boys especially shots. Drinks are so expensive in clubs.
@callumscott51078 жыл бұрын
I went to a club for the first time last night and I cannot believe how accurate this is, jesus christ.
@ServeraServera02 жыл бұрын
Inaccurate for the most part What type of entrance security even asks for the DNI? then there is the stereotype that they are all buff and really tall
@callumscott51072 жыл бұрын
@@ServeraServera0 Thanks for making me realise that the first time I went to the club was only 5yrs ago. Crazy stuff.
@ServeraServera02 жыл бұрын
@@callumscott5107 Time goes flying
@tahini12 жыл бұрын
@@ServeraServera0 DNI? thats from spanish lol. in america they do ask for it i think💀
@ServeraServera02 жыл бұрын
@@tahini1 DNI = ID It depends on who you are, your friends, your connections, the amount of traffic, the event and your relationship with the bouncer for you to get your ID asked or not I have never gave my ID to a bouncer and if they asked for it I negotiated with them to just let me in, works always
@L0RDK3Y3 жыл бұрын
Me an introvert: Funny you think I’m confident enough to go to a club
@308030803080308030813 жыл бұрын
Confidence and introversion are completely different things.
@erik94203 жыл бұрын
@@30803080308030803081 Introversion and lack of confidence do tend to appear together though.
@Ajax020Paris3 жыл бұрын
You are good enough to go obviously
@theaveragemegaguy3 жыл бұрын
Clubs are for anyone! Don’t be afraid :)
@shittymcrvids31193 жыл бұрын
I'm an introvert and I like the club, it's too loud to talk anyways :)
@causecomedy80616 жыл бұрын
0:22 my favorite part about distrcit is the itty bitty sidewalk that everyone is crowded on 'cause you know... lets establish the most popular club in town on a the main street regardless of its single lane sidewalks.
@ninodroid23828 жыл бұрын
The only club that I did is the club sandwich
@DayTreaper8 жыл бұрын
You mean club penguin
@tappajaav6 жыл бұрын
Club... to the head
@lucasskovgaard35264 жыл бұрын
I did the club seal one
@sqwale78 жыл бұрын
"Club entropy" "Plot hearing loss in Excel" This guy is the funniest geek out there!!!!!
@invertedgames79938 жыл бұрын
I've only ever been to a club once (I live out in the sticks) and this pretty much is what happened.
@LotsofSarcasmHD8 жыл бұрын
I'm sorry
@invertedgames79938 жыл бұрын
LotsofSarcasm So am I.
@MrSuperpwner018 жыл бұрын
You used an etch a sketch to carry your drinks and inhaled body shots with Elon Musk off a model? s?
@XtraJDK8 жыл бұрын
wait, the Elon musk thing? thats pretty cool
@invertedgames79938 жыл бұрын
alright, I may have exaggerated a little, it didn't happen exactly like in this video. I didn't have an etch a sketch.
I love the bit when he is packing his etch-a-sketch to go home. So adorable!
@IgnatRemizov8 жыл бұрын
This is why I bring earplugs everywhere I go. Gotta protect that hearing!
@anewtrend6 жыл бұрын
Ignat Remizov a cheaper method is wadding the right amount of toilet paper but not too far back into brain and not too far out where everyone can see you have toilet paper in your ear. When I go camping I can hear squirrels a mile off so I'm glad I saved ears stats.
@tony_51565 жыл бұрын
That’s quite strange
@ggfdd59255 жыл бұрын
Meh i need the full experience...
@TextBasedRPG5 жыл бұрын
just go to outdoor raves. You have alot more and better air than in the club, the music isnt as loud as in a club and they often are even during the daytime so you dont need to go at night when most people are on drugs. Not saying it isnt fun to hang with people on mdma or to be on mdma yourself. its great. Everyone should propably try it.
@KangJangkrik5 жыл бұрын
See your headset? That's tells us everything
@theunwantedones91978 жыл бұрын
*Sign* You forgot to mention the girls that pretend to be interested in you, Get you to buy them drinks and drift off like if you never meet them......Then you see them half an hour later talking to an other guy.......Little Warning for all my guys out there.
@Gungus-v1g8 жыл бұрын
Damn... Thanks lol
@стрелок-ч7р8 жыл бұрын
damn what a lil bitch
@JMJsama8 жыл бұрын
as a girl I can most definitely see other girls doing this, especially attractive ones
@theunwantedones91978 жыл бұрын
Yeah Glad I know this little trick but Not all girls are like that so don't just assume give everybody a chance. Use your common sense.
@theunwantedones91978 жыл бұрын
To hate the game is to hate life and living, why do that when I could just hate or be wary of that one person....Child.
@HuntingtonsDisco8 жыл бұрын
That explanation of club entropy is way too accurate
@paulhk27274 жыл бұрын
2:09 "Sip on a Corona" **Suspicious 2020 noises** 2:27 "And I can't carry all my Coronas" ***SUSPICIOUS 2020 NOISES INTENSIFY***
@dinkbros47234 жыл бұрын
Lol, pretty suspicious with quarantine and the Corona happening
@davigamesp533 жыл бұрын
Vietnã flashbacks intenssifies
@Vivi-mp9nn5 жыл бұрын
drunk navigation is better than sober one. I don’t even remember the way home, but i‘ll always end up there.
@crenshawshank7 жыл бұрын
Doing lines off a model..... ...... S. I died.
@venus_the_star8 жыл бұрын
Wait, clubs are a real thing?! I thought Jersey Shore made them up......
@sarcastic_slob8 жыл бұрын
just a jersey thing
@dontwantahandle698 жыл бұрын
unfortunatelly real
@flatbg18 жыл бұрын
I can't tell if you're trolling or not haha
@стрелок-ч7р8 жыл бұрын
tips fedora
@danploehn8 жыл бұрын
that's the art of trolling my friend.
@blackparadoxx96568 жыл бұрын
Here's is some friendly advice from your neighborhood Stormtrooper. Take some Ecstasy before entering the club and it will definitely enhance the experience........especially in the regret department. You're welcome.
@starogre8 жыл бұрын
why regret?
@bungle15318 жыл бұрын
yeah and then have your cognitive function drop to ape like levels. Nah E is for festivals noob
@quell828 жыл бұрын
someone needs to do some more mdma
@fjolnir38308 жыл бұрын
When you get a huge dump of serotonin your brain stops uptake so the next day you're depressed as fuck, and then you get to remember/regret all the ridiculous shit you said/did last night. Unless you get stoned, in which case the next morning is pretty awesome.
@cubedable8 жыл бұрын
A fucking club isn't worth your serotonin, keep it to special occasions
@john-ve1hi5 жыл бұрын
0:34 when you skip legday
@YourLocalCafe2 жыл бұрын
Dude your humour is like a story which keeps getting plot twists over and over and all of them change completely how you look at the story.
@HellsMascot8 жыл бұрын
Thanks for the Etch-a-Sketch tip
@joecro158 жыл бұрын
"You'll notice this ringing sound from deep inside your head. This is called regret." I died
@VegetasCorndog8 жыл бұрын
You're like grade a but funny
@KmFsalama8 жыл бұрын
Shots fired!
@Wiizl8 жыл бұрын
Yeah, Grade used to be funny but now he's just bitching about everything
@CoolRobbit8 жыл бұрын
WOT?! *fart noise* Wot do yew MEAN I'm bitchin' 'bout everyfin'? Mait, if there wosn't thin's to bitch about, I wou'dn't hahv me a yewtewb channo'!
@theabsolutecat9158 жыл бұрын
"Now look, am not sayin' that breavin' is stupid, like, but...THINK ABOUT IT MATE! Why do we 'ave to breev through our mouvs, mate? Like, f' FACKS SAKE, MAN! I WANNA BREEV THRU ME EARS, MATE! LIKE MATE, LIKE, F' FACKS SAKE, MAN!" *fart noise* *title card appears along with KoRn noises*
@bagandtag43918 жыл бұрын
That sounds way too much like gradeA
@r3mpuh4 жыл бұрын
Video: Mentions Corona. KZbin: PrOmOtE!
@Anthony-lz8ju4 жыл бұрын
you know its a drink.... right?
@pranav21694 жыл бұрын
@@Anthony-lz8ju you know its a joke... right?
@aidoll36924 жыл бұрын
Also youtube: *smashes the demonizing button*
@late86413 жыл бұрын
Why do I have to come to KZbin to actually learn something useful about life? All school taught me is that mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell. How's that gonna help me live to see another day after being tricked into going to a night club?
@WateryIce543218 жыл бұрын
Friend: "You're in a club to have fun ... just start dancing and look happy" *looks at all of the people grinding* Me: "I'll be back at the hotel doing drunk java and playing OOT if you need me"
@thetacosniper92494 жыл бұрын
This is true I went to a club yesterday for the first time and the amount of grinding is insane
@thetacosniper92494 жыл бұрын
I ended up grinding
@jacobhoover16544 жыл бұрын
@@thetacosniper9249 where's a good club? Idk any near me
@austin488 жыл бұрын
"And in a club, its pretty much impossible to communicate verbally, so you need to adapt to you environment... I bring an Etch-A-Sketch."
@Pur3AGL8 жыл бұрын
So in other words, avoid clubs?
@XxXVideoVeiwerXxX8 жыл бұрын
Only unless you are under a 7 and don't have parents that make at least 100k a year.
@elmir.ahadov8 жыл бұрын
what do you mean, if you have rich parents?
@RaheezieYasha8 жыл бұрын
Clubs are for the rich and attractive. If not, that club is trash.
@TheShyRage8 жыл бұрын
Check and check!
@qdbuuun8 жыл бұрын
For rich and attractive? Not at all.
@ItsJustRyansChannel6 жыл бұрын
If I went to a club and someone was doodling on an Etch-a-Sketch at the bar... that's my new best friend.
@joleeejoleee112 жыл бұрын
“happy… on the outside” got me
@denarii-29718 жыл бұрын
Your content is what youtube should be. Well done. I woke up one morning and realized all of this about clubs. Haven't been to one since. Miraculously I now find myself with much more money and much less regret.
@jfcmsb8 жыл бұрын
"one second you're questioning your existence" too real
@Roshea3 жыл бұрын
Clubs are a facade designed to squeeze every possible cent out of you. The moment I realized a lot of mid-to-higher end clubs pay women to flirt with you to get you to buy drinks was the moment I wrote off nightlife completely.
@David-wp2iw4 жыл бұрын
golden rule of friendship - fight your own fights. At first I was laughing but 5 second after dropped my first tear.
@rb36948 жыл бұрын
Here's me trying to learn animation properly to make good videos for youtube, little did I know you can still become rich with ms paint.
@RobloxGamingCallum8 жыл бұрын
just gotta bring the funnies
@joaoleites945 жыл бұрын
Good luck bud
@timopper54884 жыл бұрын
R B Little-known fact: MS paint is short for multiple sclerosis paint.
@gblikestosew4 жыл бұрын
You could animate youtube videos with a stone tablet and a chisel, as long as you're funny it doesn't matter.
@ZoglerGames8 жыл бұрын
He's like a Canadian gradeA just without the bullshit
@NathanSmith-lc6pp8 жыл бұрын
He's Canadian.
@ZoglerGames8 жыл бұрын
thanks
@NathanSmith-lc6pp8 жыл бұрын
George Hannah Oh, so you change the original message to make me look like a fool? I see how it is. jk dude you fine
@clowntrooper618 жыл бұрын
I thought he was american
@NathanSmith-lc6pp8 жыл бұрын
clowntrooper61 I'm at least 95% certain he's Canadian.
@alextjazz8 жыл бұрын
When you were writing "Please Subscribe" on the etch-a-sketch I lost my mind.
@DONUTBOY1o16 жыл бұрын
I love how subtle the jokes are and the club tips you had in a couple of your scenes were gold😂
@bl8de33 жыл бұрын
"sip on a corona" - yes.
@Drum88888 жыл бұрын
Thanks for reminding me about my Tinnitus, now I won't stop hearing it for a week.
@yo100578 жыл бұрын
how could you have forgotten about that
@Drum88888 жыл бұрын
yo10057 My brain drowns it out when I'm not paying attention to it
@yo100578 жыл бұрын
well i guess that makes cents
@yo100578 жыл бұрын
...sense
@HerbsCoins6 жыл бұрын
You have tinnitus?
@sadekausi8 жыл бұрын
0:43 Those stick legs on the bodybuilder dude is one of the funniest jokes I've seen in a long time
@blazejames478 жыл бұрын
*On a non sarcastic note* clubs really aren't half as bad as they're portrayed to be as long as you take 2:12 to heart
@CalvinJGreen4 жыл бұрын
Except you can't hear a fucking thing. Clubs are aweful
@garyha26505 жыл бұрын
Hey let's go to a bar and get to know each other where things are so loud we can't even hear our thoughts.
@tevvmusic4 жыл бұрын
2:10 I would think again about sipping on that corona
@limpbizkit62453 жыл бұрын
Omega funny
@Sherrbrrt8 жыл бұрын
Snorting lines off the tesla My rhymes is the best brah
@Xackory8 жыл бұрын
Are
@ActionScripter8 жыл бұрын
You failed the test.
@B3nNyL3nNy8 жыл бұрын
Blkangerzero99 where has casually explained been since I was 18
@TuJiVanOers3 жыл бұрын
I thought he made a corona joke, then I saw this video is 4 years old
@jazlynmitchell66567 жыл бұрын
This is depressingly accurate
@EldenRinging4 жыл бұрын
After some time of consideration I finally pulled out my Nintendo Switch while I was alone in a bar. I enjoyed a couple of drinks, which made the already challenging difficulty of "Hotline Miami" even tougher. But fresh, tasty drinks and a great game with an awesome soundtrack, enjoyed with earphones of course - never felt better by myself in public. True story and highly recommended!
@its_johnH3 жыл бұрын
Might as well do that with my phone and Google stadia, playing judgment.
@bluebyrd13003 жыл бұрын
I like how the animation quality hasn’t change a bit in 5 years
@user-tw9wn7xz7w5 жыл бұрын
I can be dropped of drunk in another continent and still find my way home.
@Andre-ih8rv2 жыл бұрын
Especially if you're a turtle🐢
@Triumvirate8888 жыл бұрын
Whoa, the club in your town sounds REALLY different from the one in my town. Mine is called "Sam's Club" and it's just this giant warehouse full of items sold in bulk...
@HoanNguyen-lf3rr4 жыл бұрын
"sipping on Corona" hits different now doesnt it
@pavelsidakov8021 Жыл бұрын
Thanks!
@carverrodenburg47375 жыл бұрын
Club entropy, best joke he’s made. Thermochem at its finest
@zaksweirdchannel80658 жыл бұрын
I pace my myself by not have enough money, yea I do that alot glad I'm not alone
@JR-zd2dw5 жыл бұрын
"One word. Misspelled. But now its too late you've been swindled again." :D hahaha
@thecwd89194 жыл бұрын
1:10 I'm so good that I don't need alcohol to help me make a fool of myself
@Saaad24 жыл бұрын
I feel obligated to live by my golden rule of friendship: "FIGHT YOUR OWN FIGHTS" Gold!
@jackchampion14556 жыл бұрын
im actually comforted by how much i relate to this
@desmondfit_3 жыл бұрын
"Sipin´ Corona", well that didn´t age well...
@FF009A5 жыл бұрын
"You'll try to look at google maps on your phone; but your battery is dying and so are you." Please help. I shouldn't be laughing this hard.
@tremolo69407 жыл бұрын
Going to a club always seemed like something I might want to try out.. considering how much I relate to your experiences in your other videos, simply watching this was enough to sate my curiosity lol if I ever do go, I'll be well prepared from this informative video :D
@DauntlessPT6 жыл бұрын
''Thankfully drunk navigation has never let me down'' man i relate too much with the stuff you talk about
@THEtdub775 жыл бұрын
This sums up six months of my senior year of college. Good times. Never to be repeated now that I pretend I'm just old
@PeterXian4 жыл бұрын
You don’t need a tray to carry all the Coronas these days