Casually Explained: Dangerous Australian Wildlife Tier List

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Casually Explained

Casually Explained

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@thesoupin8or673
@thesoupin8or673 4 жыл бұрын
"Death Adder -> Life Subtracter" is a god tier joke
@TheBluePhoenix008
@TheBluePhoenix008 4 жыл бұрын
God, laughing in the background.
@Rndm9
@Rndm9 4 жыл бұрын
I was expecting him to make a shitty 'life adder' joke for some reason, so when he said that I literally died laughing
@ioneiroi8350
@ioneiroi8350 4 жыл бұрын
Agreed
@Chris-vg3ml
@Chris-vg3ml 4 жыл бұрын
Had to pause to finish laughing. Absolute gold.
@CommanderWar64
@CommanderWar64 4 жыл бұрын
Was about to say, the writing on that one is incredible.
@soratoninx
@soratoninx 4 жыл бұрын
"I'm fading it in so you don't get scared." **Editor of the year**
@ioneiroi8350
@ioneiroi8350 3 жыл бұрын
Definitely
@capnmoby9295
@capnmoby9295 3 жыл бұрын
For real, i hope he lives a long life
@stjoshuajohnson9769
@stjoshuajohnson9769 3 жыл бұрын
Oyasumi Punpun?
@CertifiedSlacker
@CertifiedSlacker 3 жыл бұрын
I always avoid those videos that MIGHT show big spiders without a warning. But this guy knows what's up ...
@TheV-Man
@TheV-Man 3 жыл бұрын
Bless his soul
@Pokemaple
@Pokemaple 4 жыл бұрын
"A Tier: Telstra" Yep, he definitely did live in Australia
@jamesh4616
@jamesh4616 4 жыл бұрын
Work for Telstra, can confirm, 100% A tier
@FiLpLokko
@FiLpLokko 4 жыл бұрын
Can you explain what Telstra is and why its so bad?
@dernahstudent2891
@dernahstudent2891 4 жыл бұрын
@@FiLpLokko Australian Telecommunications Company, doesn't have a great reputation in general.
@AntonWongVideo
@AntonWongVideo 4 жыл бұрын
yeah, it's like it's mandatory for every country to have a telecom company everyone hates.
@FiLpLokko
@FiLpLokko 4 жыл бұрын
@@dernahstudent2891 Ok, thanks, I was thinking it could be something like that hahahaha
@1986lazarus
@1986lazarus Жыл бұрын
I had an American housemate at uni who didn't grow up in Australia and would go running through long grass on hot days. He didn't seem to understand why all the Australians thought he wanted to die of suicide by eastern brown snake.
@VaryaEQ
@VaryaEQ 11 ай бұрын
Maaate... 😱😱
@wafflingmean4477
@wafflingmean4477 Ай бұрын
As an Australian, sometimes I think we overplay how dangerous it is here. Then I realise I'd forgotten why I consider it a death sentence to run in tall grass in the summer... or pick up firewood. 'Tall Grass + Snake = Death' had turned into 'Tall Grass = Death' and I didn't even think twice about it.
@rickdon3156
@rickdon3156 4 жыл бұрын
“His favourite food is a Woolworths sausage laid diagonally on a plain white slice of bread” Man, this guy really did live in Australia
@bisiilki
@bisiilki 4 жыл бұрын
Made me want to go to bunnings
@QuakeGamerROTMG
@QuakeGamerROTMG 4 жыл бұрын
I don't know mate. He said "faucet" and he did not say "woolies snag" and also he didn't even once call someone a sick cunt
@jonathanlynch8089
@jonathanlynch8089 4 жыл бұрын
But he didn’t call it fairy bread
@dimipats258
@dimipats258 4 жыл бұрын
He didn’t even call it a snag plus should be from bunnings so it shows he wasn’t here long enough
@dorianjareth9198
@dorianjareth9198 4 жыл бұрын
@@dimipats258 woolies sells the sausages that bunnings uses though right?
@MoonshineBeforeSunshine
@MoonshineBeforeSunshine 3 жыл бұрын
I like the fact that no one here expected a single F-tier animal to exist in Australia.
@williamscholl8203
@williamscholl8203 3 жыл бұрын
Childrens python
@soapieangelame
@soapieangelame 3 жыл бұрын
qokkas exist in australia
@aymanelkadouri8235
@aymanelkadouri8235 3 жыл бұрын
I wasn't even surprised
@ado-
@ado- 3 жыл бұрын
human
@rhystyne3903
@rhystyne3903 3 жыл бұрын
was expecting ibis
@meiguofeng
@meiguofeng 3 жыл бұрын
You know it’s bad when crocodiles are in the b tier
@iamsearchingforthefiletmignon
@iamsearchingforthefiletmignon 3 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@deleted-cg9of
@deleted-cg9of 3 жыл бұрын
Yea no shit
@EatMyShortsAU
@EatMyShortsAU 3 жыл бұрын
Well I am pretty sure skin cancer kills more than everything else on this list combined. *Feels superior*
@GNotGenius
@GNotGenius 3 жыл бұрын
@@EatMyShortsAU the sun is on the list
@cericat
@cericat 3 жыл бұрын
That's because they're not that common where most of us live. The Bull shark needs to be there sadly, big chunk of our GWS attacks are probably misidentified Bulls, and those bastards come up the rivers.
@maneokelly
@maneokelly 2 жыл бұрын
I'm glad he mentioned drop bears. People often forget them but they're just as nasty as the snakes. Its true, my cousin once got attacked by one...
@danielharvison7510
@danielharvison7510 2 жыл бұрын
Then there was the great Drop Bear campaign back in the 80's. No one really knows the details, they're kept well under wraps, but the casualties among our boys were catastrophic. As is the cost of PTSD counselling for the survivors (not many of those) and making sure that there are no breaches of security concerning that campaign. But it had to be done, the safety of the nation was at stake like never before!
@kittykitties4220
@kittykitties4220 2 жыл бұрын
@@danielharvison7510 what
@WesternOhioInterurbanHistory
@WesternOhioInterurbanHistory 2 жыл бұрын
Those things are terrifying, my brother almost got attacked by one. Really dangerous creatures.
@kevinm7734
@kevinm7734 2 жыл бұрын
Well he did mention the drop bears but for got the hoopala snake from the hills of North queensland....they usually found higher up on the hills and when the see their prey below they bite their tails form a loop and roll themselves down hill straight at u in attack mode.🐍
@rmccord17
@rmccord17 2 жыл бұрын
drop bears are why I don't hold bears..
@jleggett5995
@jleggett5995 4 жыл бұрын
“They’re basically wasps but they can’t fly. Except for ones that can fly.”
@cindygiesbrecht3146
@cindygiesbrecht3146 4 жыл бұрын
they only have wings when they are mating. they fall off right after.
@davidrossington9756
@davidrossington9756 4 жыл бұрын
Reads like a Portal 2 quote lmao
@laurentracine5550
@laurentracine5550 3 жыл бұрын
How is that fair
@cloudcretang2920
@cloudcretang2920 3 жыл бұрын
Use bracken on the bite to ease the pain. It's a type of fern.
@damdaley8092
@damdaley8092 4 жыл бұрын
“I’m fading it in so that you don’t get scared” that is so kind and considerate, even though I’m not that scared of spiders, I appreciate that so much.
@TheZenMaster420
@TheZenMaster420 4 жыл бұрын
I am incredibly Arachnophobic, and I appreciate you pointing it out. That's what I came to comment.
@vedfe142
@vedfe142 4 жыл бұрын
@@TheZenMaster420 i should have read the comments first
@ryuuseiSoul
@ryuuseiSoul 4 жыл бұрын
I am a recovered arachnophobe (got therapy), and he was being so considerate. Not enough people do it.
@TheZenMaster420
@TheZenMaster420 4 жыл бұрын
@@ryuuseiSoul where the hell do you get therapy for that?
@bedhunter
@bedhunter 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah, very considerate indeed... And then, boom! Scorpions! And, bam! Snakes! All over the place!
@ThatOneGuy_James
@ThatOneGuy_James 4 жыл бұрын
North Americans see a platypus: Stereotype: "Beaver go Quack" Reality: _"Ah Perry the Platypus what an unexpected surprise. And by unexpected I mean completely expected"_
@kutekenzz
@kutekenzz 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah lol I thought of Perry first too 😆👌
@justinlumpkin1874
@justinlumpkin1874 4 жыл бұрын
Doobiedoobiedoobah doobiedoobiedoobah *A-gent P*
@doughboywhine
@doughboywhine 4 жыл бұрын
*reveal latest -inator *give tragic backstory *platypus presses self-destruct button
@FujiAppul
@FujiAppul 4 жыл бұрын
As an American, I immediately thought of Perry-
@user-cn8xi4el6h
@user-cn8xi4el6h 4 жыл бұрын
@@justinlumpkin1874 HE'S A SEMI-AQUATIC EGG LAYING MAMALE OF ACTION
@GuyMaleMan
@GuyMaleMan 2 жыл бұрын
fun story about kangaroos, their nails are also pretty deadly. I had a friend who owned a farm in rural western australia, she saw a massive male kangaroo in her paddock that was causing a ruckus for her animals and decided she needed to ride back to her house to take it out with a rifle, her son (who was like 12 or something) decided that he could sneak behind and knock it over the head with a plank, she told him not to do that (obviously) and just wait here while she got her rifle, instead as you could imagine, he did it anyway, as she was coming back she saw him try to sneak up on the kangaroo, the kangaroo in a split second turned around grabbed him and was about to gut him with his claws, when her sheep dog jumped on the roo with all four legs and knocked him over, giving them both time to escape. The moral of the story is dont mess with roo's
@넌지금잘하고있어-k4n
@넌지금잘하고있어-k4n 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah. I've heard plenty of stories of dogs getting gutted when trying to save something. We have both the Western grey and Red kangaroos here, which are the largest of the macropods. RIP Roger.
@luansm
@luansm 2 жыл бұрын
Holy shit
@jrrhkrny4953
@jrrhkrny4953 2 жыл бұрын
kangaroos are literally harmless all they do is eat your grass this is not an australian commenting istg
@GuyMaleMan
@GuyMaleMan 2 жыл бұрын
@@jrrhkrny4953 What?
@adudewithquestionabletaste4851
@adudewithquestionabletaste4851 2 жыл бұрын
good doggo
@LiegeNorth
@LiegeNorth 4 жыл бұрын
"Guess what the opposite of Death Adder is - *LIFE SUBTRACTOR!* " LMAOOO
@stefancraft1
@stefancraft1 4 жыл бұрын
i fucking died on that one
@slobbymonk
@slobbymonk 4 жыл бұрын
That one was hilarious lmao
@Carhill
@Carhill 4 жыл бұрын
@@stefancraft1 Me too, mate. XD
@xXMaDGaMeR
@xXMaDGaMeR 4 жыл бұрын
Best joke
@TreyShawn42
@TreyShawn42 4 жыл бұрын
This was goddamn gold
@catscrate
@catscrate 4 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: Australia is home to 21 of the world’s 25 most venomous snakes
@dcoy8666
@dcoy8666 4 жыл бұрын
The other four considered moving there but thought, 'This neighborhood is too rough'.
@NateMonoxide
@NateMonoxide 4 жыл бұрын
@@dcoy8666 The Black Mamba considered it, but given Australia's historical issues with non-white immigrants it had second thoughts.
@adoorabledoor510
@adoorabledoor510 4 жыл бұрын
I could have sworn there were more than 25 venomous snakes.are they all related?
@vancoward4926
@vancoward4926 4 жыл бұрын
How was that a "fun" factor, more like another 2020 fact.
@birbreal
@birbreal 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah but that’s only in the middle of Australia (the place ppl don’t live in).
@johnster02
@johnster02 3 жыл бұрын
the “fading it in so you don’t get scared” was such a good add and probably for his mom who watches his videos and that’s adorable and i respect it
@RockSolitude
@RockSolitude 3 жыл бұрын
Nah, his mum wouldn't be frightened of a Huntsman.
@kakikutya7912
@kakikutya7912 3 жыл бұрын
his mom is tassie she probably kills them with bare hands
@liquidtotem77
@liquidtotem77 3 жыл бұрын
Somehow it was even more frightening as it faded in
@thebrownpeople3518
@thebrownpeople3518 3 жыл бұрын
That definitely helped me. Best thing I've seen anyone do when talking about spiders
@slick3996
@slick3996 3 жыл бұрын
@@liquidtotem77 exactly as if it's creeping up on me
@csharpcoffee
@csharpcoffee 2 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: Australia has a spider season, where spiders are so numerous you can barely see the ground. Literally nightmare fuel. Somehow, Australian see this as perfectly normal.
@Kobstar
@Kobstar 2 жыл бұрын
I'm guessing thats not in the mid west. Atleast I hope considering I've been living here for my whole life without seeing it
@curvedcubes2465
@curvedcubes2465 2 жыл бұрын
No, that's just on tuesdays
@Petrol_Sniffa
@Petrol_Sniffa Жыл бұрын
Not true. I have been in Australia my whole life and never seen that.
@wazgod6306
@wazgod6306 Жыл бұрын
I've spent most of my life in Melbourne which doesn't have a spider season. Although while I lived in the Riverina region (N.S.W-Vic border) I saw the spider season you speak of. As an Australian I can tell you it's even horrifying for us. It's breeding season for various spiders who use threads of silk to fly on the wind, the birds take a bunch of them out but it's possible to end up with whole areas coated in millions of orb weaving spiders a couple of days after it starts. Imagine a tree coated in snow... until you realize it's spider webs and it's not a tree it's all the trees and the shrubs and the grass and your car and your house and your shoes and I think you can get the picture. Honestly I'm getting shivers just remembering. Within a short period of time the numbers drop drastically because the strongest eat the rest, but the survivors end up pretty fucking big and because they're Australian they're also venomous. Not deadly but still enough to make you have a bad day.
@angoose503
@angoose503 Жыл бұрын
this is bull, never seen that here
@Jakefrc
@Jakefrc 3 жыл бұрын
You also forgot to mention how gumtrees will randomly drop entire branches on you with no warning or visible signs.
@anna_in_aotearoa3166
@anna_in_aotearoa3166 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah, that was my first thought when they popped up too! But he does also have a fair point about their flammability... Given all of that: even though I love their smell & patterns/colours of their bark I would NEVER plant one anywhere near a house, even in usually-less-on-fire environment we got over here... 🙄
@MushuMushroom11
@MushuMushroom11 3 жыл бұрын
Ah yes. The *WIDOW MAKERS* 😌
@PWLfr
@PWLfr 3 жыл бұрын
even the trees try to kill you
@ellievgrace
@ellievgrace 2 жыл бұрын
and large cockatoos will drop pine cones like bombs
@joewow1229
@joewow1229 2 жыл бұрын
@@PWLfr There are trees on an island called Lady Musgrave and they create a sticky goop that birds nesting on the island get stuck too them during the nesting season. That sap builds up eventually enough that the birds can no longer fly, die on the ground and become the nutrients for the trees. You can visit the island to see it and can confirm shitloads of shit and dead birds.
@kyanshlipak4258
@kyanshlipak4258 4 жыл бұрын
8 year old Casually Explained’s adorable Australian accent was definitely S+
@xmanrva
@xmanrva 4 жыл бұрын
quack beaver
@mohamedbeydoun7193
@mohamedbeydoun7193 4 жыл бұрын
S for swoons the ladies
@petoxeye
@petoxeye 4 жыл бұрын
Actually it would be F- because Australia is upside-down
@vivaciousmyosotis
@vivaciousmyosotis 4 жыл бұрын
Time stamp
@kyanshlipak4258
@kyanshlipak4258 4 жыл бұрын
@@vivaciousmyosotis kzbin.info/www/bejne/jGGoqIBvnZJqjK8 0:39
@kylefrank638
@kylefrank638 2 жыл бұрын
This is a masterpiece. 1) I love talking about them like they're videogame bosses with super-moves 2) I adore the upside down/life subtractor joke to an absurd degree 3) I learned that Australians felt the need to call sprinkles "hundreds and thousands" like that was simpler than a single word.
@fuzzle426
@fuzzle426 2 жыл бұрын
It's the opposite I'm pretty sure we don't call then hundreds of thousands I think that's a British thing and we call that delicacy fairy bread
@95rav
@95rav 2 жыл бұрын
No different to calling "Smarties" M&M's.
@kylefrank638
@kylefrank638 2 жыл бұрын
@@95rav But.. Smarties and M&Ms are two different candies...
@JustDeLuca
@JustDeLuca 2 жыл бұрын
@@kylefrank638 and sprinkles and 100's and 1000's are also different.
@kylefrank638
@kylefrank638 2 жыл бұрын
@@JustDeLuca Oh. I was just going off of what the video was telling me; I had never heard of 100s and 1000s before.
@jandj412
@jandj412 4 жыл бұрын
I actually really appreciate you fading the spider, like fr. You're a real homie
@kosinusify
@kosinusify 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah, that pretty much saved me from getting a panic and heart attack at the same time!
@bizboy9508
@bizboy9508 4 жыл бұрын
Honestly I’m so thankful
@h3csc
@h3csc 4 жыл бұрын
As someone constantly traumatised by all the whitetails and redbacks at home.. couldn't appreciate this more. Instant subscribe
@classydays43
@classydays43 4 жыл бұрын
You know he lets his guests in on the Brita water
@tentativeentertainment3363
@tentativeentertainment3363 4 жыл бұрын
Actually a g. What a solid move
@patoverton2199
@patoverton2199 3 жыл бұрын
Im Australian and I aint lying when I say that the trampoline with the exposed springs gave me chills.
@Rob-fc9wg
@Rob-fc9wg 3 жыл бұрын
When I was about 12, many years ago, one of me mates got his nut sack caught in a trampoline spring. The poor bastard's scream is still echoing around the hills!
@patoverton2199
@patoverton2199 3 жыл бұрын
@@Rob-fc9wg Thanks now I can't sleep.
@Rob-fc9wg
@Rob-fc9wg 3 жыл бұрын
@@patoverton2199 Aw don't worry mate, his pain was relatively short-lived and we still laugh about it to this day.
@thatonerandomguy8897
@thatonerandomguy8897 3 жыл бұрын
@@patoverton2199 same
@astoroidea6502
@astoroidea6502 3 жыл бұрын
one of my friends was playing on their trampoline and a spring snapped and stabbed into their leg. They have a pretty wicked scar from it
@ian-roadto0subscribers564
@ian-roadto0subscribers564 4 жыл бұрын
_"eucalyptus trees contain oil-"_ *USA to Australia: *looks like someone needs some FREEDOM**
@maalisl1
@maalisl1 4 жыл бұрын
*Freedom Intensifies* 🇺🇸
@abufarsakh9919
@abufarsakh9919 4 жыл бұрын
Mohammed Al Islam bald eagle screeches in the background 🦅
@isissorrowchongdongproduct6361
@isissorrowchongdongproduct6361 4 жыл бұрын
@@maalisl1 Idk man that username looks like it needs some freedom. (Joke)
@SoWhat1221
@SoWhat1221 4 жыл бұрын
Guess which freedom-hating US state is full of Eucalyptus trees? Hint: It's the one that's always on fire.
@boxhead6177
@boxhead6177 4 жыл бұрын
US wouldn't be interested, its renewable, plant based, and the fumes smell healthy.
@AliasAerius
@AliasAerius Жыл бұрын
You forgot a couple. The Emu. In the 1930s Australia fought a war against Emus and lost. The Cassowary. Kind of like an Emu with big talons that hate you and want you to die. The Gympie Gympie. While it could be put under the tree category, it deserves a special mention. This is the most painful tree in the world. If you touch it you will be in agony for weeks or months. There is no relief, only pain. Also, the Australian Magpie deserves a mention. If you go near their nest when they have young, they will repeatedly dive bomb you until you go away. Not lethal, but very scary.
@niamhoconnor8986
@niamhoconnor8986 3 жыл бұрын
Even when he just talks _about_ Australia his accent shifts at bit. Cool.
@youpena7375
@youpena7375 3 жыл бұрын
First comment
@aetvrna
@aetvrna 3 жыл бұрын
@@youpena7375 nobody cares
@penapvp2230
@penapvp2230 3 жыл бұрын
@@youpena7375 bruh
@Ampher03
@Ampher03 3 жыл бұрын
@@youpena7375 shush. No clout for you
@youpena7375
@youpena7375 3 жыл бұрын
That’s how it is
@roflcopter4388
@roflcopter4388 4 жыл бұрын
Girl: I BET HE'S CHEATING ON ME WHILE STUDYING ABROAD IN AUSTRALIA Boy: Dies
@macaroon_nuggets8008
@macaroon_nuggets8008 4 жыл бұрын
@@AxxLAfriku It's you again.
@MACACONOIA
@MACACONOIA 4 жыл бұрын
i see why he doesn't post often, it must be real hard to do this level realistic of animation.
@kimjongun2637
@kimjongun2637 4 жыл бұрын
It's mostly the beautiful jokes, and dont r/whoosh me
@arjunsureshvarma2021
@arjunsureshvarma2021 4 жыл бұрын
@WrappedDoor............................. r/woooooosh....
@FakesFromStateFarm
@FakesFromStateFarm 4 жыл бұрын
Whats a name? r/wooooshwith4os lol
@cueball6969
@cueball6969 4 жыл бұрын
KZbinrs who post infrequent but great content are the best. Examples: Internet Historian TierZoo Casually explained
@jier9904
@jier9904 3 жыл бұрын
he's probably thinking a lot of jokes, laugh at it for a while and then thought "nah, this isn't gonna work" and has to redo
@MikeDep
@MikeDep 2 жыл бұрын
That spider slow fade in was somehow way more appreciated than I expected it to be
@jarl428
@jarl428 4 жыл бұрын
points you missed: - eucalyptus trees can drop their branches randomly. they were know has widowmaker trees back in the 19th century due to dropping heavy branches on men and killing them. - not only do irukandji jellyfish cause enough pain to make you suicidal, they're also about the size of your thumbnail, and their tentacles can reach up to 1 metre. they're also translucent in the water :) - australia contains the entire top 10 most venomous and dangerous snakes in the world. - you can smear vegemite behind your ears to prevent dropbear attacks. the smell is very strong and dropbears tend to avoid it. thanks for coming to my ted talk
@Daniel-se5yi
@Daniel-se5yi 4 жыл бұрын
put forks on your hair, drop bear dilemma solved or a hedgehog hat will do i guess
@ThylineTheGay
@ThylineTheGay 4 жыл бұрын
niosonwii wasn’t planning to
@vigilantcosmicpenguin8721
@vigilantcosmicpenguin8721 4 жыл бұрын
TL;DR: don't go to australia
@raguelelnaqum
@raguelelnaqum 4 жыл бұрын
Drop bears are myth. Still smeer the vegemite on your ears I want to see it happen
@vivaciousmyosotis
@vivaciousmyosotis 4 жыл бұрын
@niosonwii ok!
@Lord_Inquisitor_William7391
@Lord_Inquisitor_William7391 3 жыл бұрын
The trees are literally made of oil Me: don't tell America
@johnmorales6281
@johnmorales6281 3 жыл бұрын
Need some freedom?
@markosg3424
@markosg3424 3 жыл бұрын
*bomb noises in background
@johnmorales6281
@johnmorales6281 3 жыл бұрын
@@markosg3424 *fortunate son plays in background*
@VaughanRoderick
@VaughanRoderick 3 жыл бұрын
But we did tell America about 100 years ago. They planted a bunch in Cali. Takes about 100 years for them to mature so we're kinda at fault for sending them a bunch of exploding trees and burning the state to the ground.
@gone41214
@gone41214 3 жыл бұрын
REDDIT MOMENT
@soulreaperrex1390
@soulreaperrex1390 3 жыл бұрын
“The trees are literally made of oil” *Star-Spangled Banner starts playing intensely*
@secrecy3915
@secrecy3915 3 жыл бұрын
kzbin.info/www/bejne/enmvnaqfgcqVocU
@annahappen7036
@annahappen7036 3 жыл бұрын
😅
@tanuki_sleep
@tanuki_sleep 3 жыл бұрын
The us meets the tree " careless whisper starts playing "
@Hejducisiwucsbjs88
@Hejducisiwucsbjs88 3 жыл бұрын
*fortunate son starts playing*
@manuj2868
@manuj2868 2 жыл бұрын
‘Australian trees found hiding weapons of mass destruction’
@_scabs6669
@_scabs6669 2 жыл бұрын
Love when he lets his old accent out here and there. The Australian accent, like the South African accent, is such a unique and pleasant thing to listen to
@asgarazwad8724
@asgarazwad8724 4 жыл бұрын
Actually when North Americans see a Platypus they say "Oh, there you are, Perry"
@asgarazwad8724
@asgarazwad8724 4 жыл бұрын
@Isaac Radeka Agent P never kills
@M4k4r_Th3_D3lver
@M4k4r_Th3_D3lver 4 жыл бұрын
@@asgarazwad8724 without hiding the bodies.
@leiregyp5814
@leiregyp5814 4 жыл бұрын
@@asgarazwad8724 perry doesnt kill people, people kill people
@jeepersmcgee3466
@jeepersmcgee3466 4 жыл бұрын
Only if it's wearing a hat, otherwise I always think "oh it's just an ordinary non-spy platypus"
@rickyrickalvous2982
@rickyrickalvous2982 4 жыл бұрын
@@jeepersmcgee3466 True this guy spreading misinformation, it has to have a hat, a fedora is preferrable
@salhb737tm2
@salhb737tm2 3 жыл бұрын
"Stingrays" I am not crying You are
@nikanyxspitzer
@nikanyxspitzer 3 жыл бұрын
*sobs in Steve Irwin fan*
@anandjayanthi6252
@anandjayanthi6252 3 жыл бұрын
Rip steve
@mopthemop3319
@mopthemop3319 3 жыл бұрын
i am incapable of producing that amount of tears.
@nicoleanderson2472
@nicoleanderson2472 3 жыл бұрын
rip steve irwin
@katie107
@katie107 3 жыл бұрын
First thought that comes to mind when you hear “stingray” Aussies: Steve
@the_venomous_viper1234
@the_venomous_viper1234 3 жыл бұрын
You know you’ve met a true Aussie when they speak about Huntsmans as their pets to keep around so they kill other insects
@daneroberts1996
@daneroberts1996 3 жыл бұрын
in my family we spent several years naming any we found after harry potter characters "Oh look George just moved a bit" or "I saw a new one in the toilet, should we call it Voldemort?" "Nah that name's already taken. What about Hagrid?"
@lachlanmckinnie1406
@lachlanmckinnie1406 3 жыл бұрын
Once we had a funnel web near the door of our house, so dad hit it with a cricket bat. It went flying into the nearby garage wall, where it was promptly assaulted by a couple of big huntsman spiders. Good day.
@ShovelChef
@ShovelChef 3 жыл бұрын
😐 "promptly assaulted" 😂 I see a cartoon of this in my head and it's wonderful
@Hoshimaru57
@Hoshimaru57 2 жыл бұрын
@@lachlanmckinnie1406 who knew? I’d shit my organs out if I saw either but it’s good to know that huntsmen will protect you from the actually dangerous big spiders
@salemdoesstuff
@salemdoesstuff 2 жыл бұрын
Legit seeing my house spider is the best part of my day ♥️ spooder fren
@Sonar009
@Sonar009 Жыл бұрын
2:38 I think my favorite part about the accent for the platypus segment is it actually takes a few seconds to fade out as you reassert a North American accent rather than being a hard cut.
@Guy_W_Majimapfp
@Guy_W_Majimapfp 4 жыл бұрын
"Stingrays" **Silence** "See, I haven't even said anything yet and you're already sad." Damn, didn't expect that joke comin ngl
@ttime441
@ttime441 4 жыл бұрын
I don't get it, pls explain
@senshikazemachinima8223
@senshikazemachinima8223 4 жыл бұрын
@@ttime441 it's a joke for those of us who are old enough to remember Steve Erwin
@devinburts7276
@devinburts7276 4 жыл бұрын
@@ttime441 Steve Erwin the Crocodile Hunter died while interacting with a stingray
@ttime441
@ttime441 4 жыл бұрын
@@senshikazemachinima8223 So like 20?
@FranDeSoto
@FranDeSoto 4 жыл бұрын
@@senshikazemachinima8223 so for you being 20 is being old? because it's my age and I can totally tell what it's about. I have younger siblings who can tell as well
@liamgriffin218
@liamgriffin218 4 жыл бұрын
“When I was growing up in Tasmania...” That explains a lot.
@mycro2767
@mycro2767 3 жыл бұрын
The inbred capitol of australia
@Tthel90
@Tthel90 3 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@Another_Online_Alias
@Another_Online_Alias 3 жыл бұрын
We all love to bash on tassie
@johnyrocket0015
@johnyrocket0015 3 жыл бұрын
Is Tasmania the Alabama of Australia?
@Another_Online_Alias
@Another_Online_Alias 3 жыл бұрын
@@johnyrocket0015 Yarp... Less so though. Compared to Alabama, where it's truely believed even around the world, it's more just a jab at Tasmania than anything, all countries have the place that's made fun of. However it is still believed by some, as all stereotypes are.
@ameyakirtane6050
@ameyakirtane6050 4 жыл бұрын
"The trees in Australia are literally made of oil" USA: *You know the rules, and so do I*
@SuicidalLaughter
@SuicidalLaughter 4 жыл бұрын
Yep www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2014/oct/23/gough-whitlam-1975-coup-ended-australian-independence
@alvarogarcia4735
@alvarogarcia4735 4 жыл бұрын
"Say goodbye."
@dracodeanglicus3857
@dracodeanglicus3857 4 жыл бұрын
*_LET’S GET DOWN TO BUSINESS~_*
@BG-it7hb
@BG-it7hb 4 жыл бұрын
Time to free Australia...
@boxman7044
@boxman7044 3 жыл бұрын
SAAAAY GOODBYEEE
@egregius9314
@egregius9314 Жыл бұрын
Kinda surprised you didn't mention the gympie-gympie, the plant so painful if you touch it, and *sometimes for months*, that people have killed themselves because of it.
@krlos_amg
@krlos_amg 3 жыл бұрын
"I'm fading it so you don't get scared" My dude, heaven is not worthy of receiving you
@notdeus3834
@notdeus3834 3 жыл бұрын
He's a chad🔥🔥
@happyfacefries
@happyfacefries 2 жыл бұрын
Dude, so grateful as well
@dominickmarlow448
@dominickmarlow448 3 жыл бұрын
He didn’t even talk about the emus they literally lost a war with them
@Dv0rak404
@Dv0rak404 3 жыл бұрын
He didn't talk about emus for the same reason American military don't talk about Vietnam
@Trollestiatumblur
@Trollestiatumblur 3 жыл бұрын
@@Dv0rak404 Ouchie
@Rob-fc9wg
@Rob-fc9wg 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah well, superchooks are bloody tough bastards!
@epiclyawesomesauce
@epiclyawesomesauce 3 жыл бұрын
I think he made a video about that already.......... actually I think that was Oversimplified
@joshuamiller1053
@joshuamiller1053 3 жыл бұрын
*white peace
@Kal0ut
@Kal0ut 4 жыл бұрын
Correction: Americans look at a platypus and go “Where’s Perry?”
@ryanmeredith4620
@ryanmeredith4620 4 жыл бұрын
damn straight
@tortor2883
@tortor2883 3 жыл бұрын
There's* Perry
@spooktspeek
@spooktspeek 3 жыл бұрын
@@tortor2883 no it's usually "where's perry" lmao
@staroboom4880
@staroboom4880 3 жыл бұрын
@@spooktspeek uhh you didn't get it mate He is saying like phineas saw perry
@spooktspeek
@spooktspeek 3 жыл бұрын
@@staroboom4880 you sure lad usually i get these things.... guess i'm jus stoopid lmao
@bobthebadbucket9061
@bobthebadbucket9061 2 жыл бұрын
6:38 this might lead to a misunderstanding. It doesn't like Vegemite in the way that it becomes more aggressive, it hates it as in it won't go near anyone who has had Vegemite within the last 24 hours. This also pairs with its ability to target non-australian accents as a way to kill tourists.
@WesternOhioInterurbanHistory
@WesternOhioInterurbanHistory 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah I visited Australia as a tourist, we had all eaten Vegemite except for my longer brother, who refused saying it was nasty. One of them attacked him and killed him. I miss you every day, John.
@Kobstar
@Kobstar 2 жыл бұрын
Bonus points if you wear some toothpaste for extra safety
@yourmatetom
@yourmatetom 4 жыл бұрын
Top tier better be the Australian Magpie otherwise it doesn’t count :p
@gumbo64
@gumbo64 4 жыл бұрын
My area has friendly magpies
@FearlessMagpie
@FearlessMagpie 4 жыл бұрын
Your Mate Tom nooo! Magpies are cute. I feed they in my backyard. Magpies can share meal with other small birds, but Ravens don’t. Ravens always bully other birds.
@yourmatetom
@yourmatetom 4 жыл бұрын
@@FearlessMagpie Jaguars are cute too, doesn’t mean they’re not dangerous lol.
@Jordan-kq3qw
@Jordan-kq3qw 4 жыл бұрын
It's the Ibis.
@michaelchivers986
@michaelchivers986 4 жыл бұрын
I have been swooped over a dozen times in the past week. Scariest shit I ever see.
@allither6310
@allither6310 4 жыл бұрын
"Stingrays, i haven't even said anything about them yet, and your already sad" This hit me hard :(
@kamenidriss
@kamenidriss 4 жыл бұрын
I dont get this joke :(
@captainclarky5352
@captainclarky5352 4 жыл бұрын
@@kamenidriss Steve Irwin
@RealCadde
@RealCadde 4 жыл бұрын
I'm amazed there are people that didn't get the joke. They must either be a lost generation or they haven't yet seen a TV. Guess which group are commenting on this video?
@quangho8120
@quangho8120 4 жыл бұрын
@@RealCadde Hey I'm just hearing about him for the first time too. And there are things my friends don't know that I thought is pretty universal
@kingoftropes922
@kingoftropes922 4 жыл бұрын
Theres a reason it ranks above crocodiles, if ya know what i mean
@isiffrin
@isiffrin 3 жыл бұрын
Kangaroos have a top speed of 70km/h. Even the strong won't make it.
@byrongsmith
@byrongsmith 3 жыл бұрын
And can clear fences over 8 feet high in a single leap.
@janbernad4729
@janbernad4729 3 жыл бұрын
The strong will fight and take with them as many as possible.
@AverytheCubanAmerican
@AverytheCubanAmerican 2 жыл бұрын
I know you didn't put anything in F-tier as a joke, but I think budgies and bearded dragons definitely belong there (along with the iconic quokka, because come on, how can you say to that smile?) For a decade I kept two budgies (one blue/white, one yellow) named Elvis and Presley, and while they couldn't talk (though I've tried getting them to many times), they loved kissing my fingers, flying around in our apartment (including at the top of kitchen cabinets by cookie jars and all we'd see is them looking down at us when we enter), and people/wildlife watching from the windows. My blue budgie in particular loved trying to camouflage with the curtains and the window trims since the curtains were blue and the window trim paint was white. I've kept a beardie named Frank (after Frank Lloyd Wright; my favorite architect) since 2013 and he's the most chill lizard I've ever come cross. Never bites, love to climb onto me, and when I pet him, he makes the cutest grin. However, beardies get a few points deducted for one biting Steve Irwin in the nose Another mention for F: The rhinoceros roach, the world's heaviest roach and it is native to Queensland. While people think roaches are pests, the vast majority of them actually aren't. This includes the rhinoceros roach. Completely harmless, they don't even have wings, they're kept as pets in their native country, and they help the ecosystem by consuming dead eucalyptus leaves and recycling other matter
@archiebellega956
@archiebellega956 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah, that's just what Quokka wants you to think of them.
@hark9433
@hark9433 Жыл бұрын
quokkas hurl their babies when encountering a predator, then run away.
@michaeljones8495
@michaeljones8495 4 жыл бұрын
"Now, when North Americans see a platypus, they all say the same thing." *P E R R Y T H E P L A T Y P U S !?*
@vanferuli3
@vanferuli3 4 жыл бұрын
nop he has no hat
@cy7231
@cy7231 4 жыл бұрын
@@vanferuli3 a platypus?
@ptato3010
@ptato3010 4 жыл бұрын
@@cy7231 no a cat
@Joel-pl6lh
@Joel-pl6lh 4 жыл бұрын
In french it's called an ornithorynque, which is one of the funniest word in thr language attributed to a weird cross-over with beaver and a duck
@Eric_D_6
@Eric_D_6 4 жыл бұрын
Only if they seek off to fight really dumb villains.
@vanshchamoli1149
@vanshchamoli1149 4 жыл бұрын
Casually explained: stingrays Everyone: why you gonna hurt us like that
@skoapiee
@skoapiee 4 жыл бұрын
This is way too low, or the average audience is too young to understand
@connortempleton3168
@connortempleton3168 4 жыл бұрын
I knew what was coming and still was sad
@abelton20
@abelton20 4 жыл бұрын
please explain
@emmajarvis590
@emmajarvis590 4 жыл бұрын
@@abelton20 Steve Irwin (a beloved Aussie wildlife conservationist and nature tv presenter) was killed by a stingray
@cashewsinacup2438
@cashewsinacup2438 4 жыл бұрын
@@abelton20 he's basically considered a Aussie legend
@karlscoasters1643
@karlscoasters1643 4 жыл бұрын
Someone edgy: “Death is my middle name” Death adder snake: “Amateur”
@WakeNBakeBro
@WakeNBakeBro 4 жыл бұрын
@My penis is very small. Lol when people reply to you they have to admit how small their penis is with proper punctuation.
@WakeNBakeBro
@WakeNBakeBro 4 жыл бұрын
Whoopsy
@soy5977
@soy5977 4 жыл бұрын
Quake Jake *wHooPS!*
@JacobPDeIiNoNi
@JacobPDeIiNoNi 4 жыл бұрын
The life subtractor thing was so good
@hectorandem2944
@hectorandem2944 4 жыл бұрын
@@WakeNBakeBro 👀
@SupremeLeaderKimJong-un
@SupremeLeaderKimJong-un 2 жыл бұрын
Casually Explained: Even the trees are dangerous Vietnam veterans: *I KNEW IT* The Sun being in S-tier makes perfect sense because as a wise man once said, the Sun is a deadly lazer. This also doesn't change the fact that the Australian flag is nothing more than a British reaction vid
@finnmorris9479
@finnmorris9479 2 жыл бұрын
remixed by New Zealand
@AdamGulotta
@AdamGulotta Жыл бұрын
Not any more there's a blanket!!!
@atroxiv
@atroxiv Жыл бұрын
I'm legally obligated to like your comment due to the bill wurtz reference.
@adelahogarth2761
@adelahogarth2761 3 жыл бұрын
Huntsman spiders are pretty dangerous when, like what happened to me, one emerges on the inside of your motorcycle helmet visor because it got too cold near the air vents at 120kph down the highway. I didn't stack my bike, but I did set a Guinness world record forr fastest controlled dismount and dishelmeting record.
@Hoshimaru57
@Hoshimaru57 2 жыл бұрын
😂😂😭😭😭😭😭 SO MUCH NOPE. I nearly veered across the highway ditch into oncoming traffic one day because a jumping spider decided he wanted to drive me to work. If a Hu team came down INSIDE my motorcycle helmet against my face…well that’s why I don’t own a motorcycle or live in Australia.
@crumblymunky
@crumblymunky 2 жыл бұрын
I always check my helmet for this terrifying reason
@umutpiynarr
@umutpiynarr 2 жыл бұрын
@@crumblymunky Wow same thing happened to me with a bee I can't even imagine what would I do in that situation.
@TheDonutMan3000
@TheDonutMan3000 2 жыл бұрын
Exactly for situations like this I think spontaneous death is an underrated superpower. No way in fuck am I going to deal with that situation and live with the trauma, I’d rather just die on the spot
@umutpiynarr
@umutpiynarr 2 жыл бұрын
@@TheDonutMan3000 ​ @Moritz R Well when such thing happens to you, you become a stunt rider instantly and you go 140 to 0 in 0.1 seconds with a stoppie then you break the helmet taking off record as well, at least i know i did.
@idraote
@idraote 3 жыл бұрын
Here in Italy, if you lie on a meadow, the worst it can happen to you is getting a tick stuck to an uncomfortable place. In Australia you can die several painful deaths by several different animals. Or suffer immensely because of non deadly but painful bites.
@cloudcretang2920
@cloudcretang2920 3 жыл бұрын
Paralysis tick and Shellback are deadly. some have lime disease that will affect you for life. Bush tick are annoying but when they are young not so bad. As a kid I went rolling in the bush and ended up head to toe. After a tea tree bath there was over 300 of the little suckers on the bottom of the bath like a silt layer.
@idraote
@idraote 3 жыл бұрын
@@cloudcretang2920 In the north west, at the border with Austria, ticks appear to be infected with encephalitis but it seems you don't get it if you manage to remove the tick in the first few hours. Don't know why. That said, I hate ticks with a passion, useless nasty critters...
@peepeetrain8755
@peepeetrain8755 3 жыл бұрын
when i was younger, we went on a holiday to the coast with some friends who brought their dog. The dog got a tick and died 2 weeks later :(
@selinesbeau
@selinesbeau 2 жыл бұрын
As a Canadian, tick = Lyme disease or if you're really unlucky (and in the west) Rocky Mountain Spotted Fever.
@duskform6487
@duskform6487 2 жыл бұрын
Isn't Australia one of those places where people shake their clothes after coming back home to make sure there are no insects on them?
@liverturcxdanpavs
@liverturcxdanpavs 2 жыл бұрын
I laughed way too hard at the death adder > life substractor joke
@jsal7666
@jsal7666 4 жыл бұрын
“Now when North Americans see a platypus they all say the same thing...” Perry the platypus? “...heh beaver go quack” Oh.
@Jayberisk3793
@Jayberisk3793 4 жыл бұрын
I dont even watch that show, and that's the first thing I thought of
@everydayjokes2321
@everydayjokes2321 4 жыл бұрын
As an Australian, can confirm trampolines are one of the most deadly animals in Australia. Edit: Thanks for the likes, it would mean a lot if just 1 person checked out my daily jokes :)
@bawicz0
@bawicz0 4 жыл бұрын
Boink!
@ravioliravioliravi
@ravioliravioliravi 4 жыл бұрын
I've broken my arm 4 times because of it.
@nrose168
@nrose168 4 жыл бұрын
I got a hole through my thigh falling through the side where the nails and screws stick out by the springs
@ZennExile
@ZennExile 4 жыл бұрын
FunFact: It wasn't the Stingray who killed Steve, it was Steve who killed Steve, first by invading the Stingray's space, and then Steve killed himself by pulling out the stinger after catching it in the chest. Another fellah got stun through the heart and they left it in to come out naturally without doing more damage to the heart and he's just fine now. If Steve woulda just left it in... anyhoo.
@Frog-ee3ie
@Frog-ee3ie 4 жыл бұрын
I was in an add and saw this comment and knew this would be good
@Teemoisbroken
@Teemoisbroken 4 жыл бұрын
A guy from Tassie who's successful? So there is hope
@janomajuano5923
@janomajuano5923 4 жыл бұрын
Good to know webbed feet don't hold you back
@MrGryph78
@MrGryph78 4 жыл бұрын
@Oskar Hansson Successful? That is debatable.
@cowdogfishcat
@cowdogfishcat 4 жыл бұрын
Double the heads, double the thinking power
@chellybub
@chellybub 4 жыл бұрын
I knew he was from Tassie because of the jack jumpers. I've lived all over the mainland and never seen a jack jumper outside of Tassie. Also I love how to be a successful Tasmanian all you need to do is leave...
@domfoodreveiwlol4234
@domfoodreveiwlol4234 4 жыл бұрын
@TheLindo98 don't forget Ricky Ponting
@Shamman_komanch
@Shamman_komanch Жыл бұрын
Thank you so much for making the spider pictures either indistinct or non-existent. You saved me from minutes of skin crawl and hyper awareness.
@Kiflaam
@Kiflaam 4 жыл бұрын
I feel this doesn't emphasize just how terrifying and lethal stonefish are
@Palaecro
@Palaecro 4 жыл бұрын
Almost stepped on one in Thailand. Luckily I only stepped on a sea urchin instead 🙄😅
@dilophosaurussk4333
@dilophosaurussk4333 4 жыл бұрын
@@Palaecro When you are adding "Only" In front of "Stepping on a ball of spikes" You know the other option is really bad.
@Palaecro
@Palaecro 4 жыл бұрын
@@dilophosaurussk4333 Exactly LOL
@brodakwestyn8853
@brodakwestyn8853 4 жыл бұрын
Or telstra... they're ruthless
@R3dLobst3r
@R3dLobst3r 4 жыл бұрын
I know they have one of, if not the most painful venom in the world. Most people who get stung literally beg to just be killed to stop the pain.
@Amazatastic
@Amazatastic 4 жыл бұрын
Eucalyptus trees will also NOT hesitate to drop a branch on your head so if you're going camping don't put your tent underneath one I'm not joking
@southernkatrina8161
@southernkatrina8161 4 жыл бұрын
Or on your car, or on you having a picnic under one. Avoid.
@southernkatrina8161
@southernkatrina8161 4 жыл бұрын
And on my roof, my fence, and my Hills hoist. I had 8 around my house in Port Augusta, planted by an idiot, and after 10 years of guerilla dropping, Housing Trust finally lopped them
@ewanbaxter1757
@ewanbaxter1757 4 жыл бұрын
Why the hell would you ever go camping in Australia !
@The.Drunk-Koala
@The.Drunk-Koala 4 жыл бұрын
hence why they are called widow makers
@Jnessification
@Jnessification 4 жыл бұрын
they also like to combust when it gets too hot and start fires
@bhero6
@bhero6 4 жыл бұрын
The Steve Irwin joke actually hurt
@Tthel90
@Tthel90 3 жыл бұрын
He predicted my emotions perfectly. I was sad
@FurryKeidran98
@FurryKeidran98 3 жыл бұрын
I watched his show every week when he was alive and I was a little kid. Was literally a huge part of my childhood and to this day I can remember the commercials paying tribute to him. I cried for days and I hated sting rays passionately for a while.
@zerronyx1362
@zerronyx1362 3 жыл бұрын
I like how he never mentioned it nor implied it killed Irwin but we all already thought of it Keep on rocking in heaven, steve irwin
@iiTsukiidiscontinued
@iiTsukiidiscontinued 2 жыл бұрын
You forgot Emus. We lost two wars to them.
@n9nex19
@n9nex19 3 жыл бұрын
I as anxious about watching this one because I knew Huntsman Spider was gonna be on here but when I saw he was fading it in so we wouldn't get scared I almost cried. How thoughtful
@yobamayobama8940
@yobamayobama8940 3 жыл бұрын
same bruh
@malicexvii7905
@malicexvii7905 3 жыл бұрын
That was highly considerate of him. It's annoying how people rarely take arachnophobia in consideration even tho it's super common.
@_laurenolo_
@_laurenolo_ 4 жыл бұрын
Absolutely gobsmacked that not only were magpies not included at all, but that they weren't S tier. I fear for my life on a daily basis at their hands (or should i saw claws)
@pirahna0145
@pirahna0145 4 жыл бұрын
He's from Tasmania, I need a Tasmanian to respond and clarify if they swoop there too
@UntoldHistoryAnimations
@UntoldHistoryAnimations 4 жыл бұрын
Australians with the majority of the deadly animals : I sleep Australians seeing a magpie : REAL SHIT ?!
@_laurenolo_
@_laurenolo_ 4 жыл бұрын
@@UntoldHistoryAnimations ACTUALLY THOUGH :')
@littlesmallhugebigguy
@littlesmallhugebigguy 4 жыл бұрын
@@pirahna0145 Launceston native bro, magpies are pretty much only attracted to bogan cunts and rarly swoop as much as they do in places like QL Plovers though, swoopy fucks can and WILL ruin your bbq pretty bloody quick
@pirahna0145
@pirahna0145 4 жыл бұрын
@@littlesmallhugebigguy i see and ty for responding
@zfengir4746
@zfengir4746 4 жыл бұрын
"Be very wary if they seem to have something in their pouch because it's probably a Glock." Can confirm, I've sold many Glocks to Kangaroos in my lifetime.
@flowerwithamachinegun2692
@flowerwithamachinegun2692 4 жыл бұрын
Ladies and gentlemen, we got him
@vyws
@vyws 4 жыл бұрын
Glock more like c😂ck
@oromis995
@oromis995 4 жыл бұрын
@@vyws Have you ever heard of the famous Scottish festivity, Glockencock?
@vanferuli3
@vanferuli3 4 жыл бұрын
how much ????
@CallMeSmoothWitIt
@CallMeSmoothWitIt 4 жыл бұрын
Stop doing that guy.
@ShadowOfM
@ShadowOfM 2 жыл бұрын
This is honestly one of my favorite KZbin channels, it's up there in the top. Pure Grade Addictive, Funny, short and genius content.
@reggiecactus2810
@reggiecactus2810 4 жыл бұрын
As an Australian I can confirm trees are really dangerous for many reasons: -They easily fall and kill people -Always on fire -As they are on fire, they limit a character’s ability to see more than 50m away
@anzacxlag2606
@anzacxlag2606 4 жыл бұрын
They also fucking explode occasionally
@eraserkk7
@eraserkk7 4 жыл бұрын
you mean really* not rarely
@danielwang2795
@danielwang2795 4 жыл бұрын
ANZACxLAG basically biological oil barrels
@TheRSAngle
@TheRSAngle 4 жыл бұрын
@@danielwang2795 basically a living and growing bonfire
@jacksul2087
@jacksul2087 4 жыл бұрын
Camping rule No.1 in australia is to never camp under a gum tree because every australian gum tree follows murphys law and WILL fall on your tent. Also gumtrees were the cause of the first ever recorded fire tornado in my home town so pretty cool (hot actually) ey?
@TheBestcommentor
@TheBestcommentor 4 жыл бұрын
"Thankfully there are no snakes where I live. Because I live in a house." I don't know why, but that was hilarious
@GodBlade132
@GodBlade132 4 жыл бұрын
"the trees are literally made of oil" *American has entered the chat*
@andersenzheng
@andersenzheng 4 жыл бұрын
aussies also have strict gun laws
@JackFrostNCola
@JackFrostNCola 4 жыл бұрын
How can my man bring up trees that want to kill you without mentioning the Gympie-Gympie; the tree that drives people to suicide ?!
@Sara-iu2nc
@Sara-iu2nc 4 жыл бұрын
JackFrostNCola oo
@D00000T
@D00000T 4 жыл бұрын
well time to bring freedom and democracy to these brits, i mean aussies
@Duggie1-w3x
@Duggie1-w3x 4 жыл бұрын
Why do you think california is on fire? They imported eucalyptus trees to use as railway sleepers and now they burn every year
@iskifit9724
@iskifit9724 Жыл бұрын
The fact he didn’t mention how scorpions would survive an entire week in water just blew my mind even 2 years later
@MrBigJDJ
@MrBigJDJ 4 жыл бұрын
"A Tier: Will Kill You" *Ad Plays* "Hi, I'm a Verizon engineer"
@BNGamesYT
@BNGamesYT 4 жыл бұрын
Ublock Origin, thank me later.
@sneauxday7002
@sneauxday7002 4 жыл бұрын
same ad bro xD killed me
@Route765
@Route765 4 жыл бұрын
KZbin Premium user: “is this a joke I’m too rich to understand?”
@waterflyer123
@waterflyer123 4 жыл бұрын
Coronavirus is no joke
@Hensley_Jb
@Hensley_Jb 4 жыл бұрын
Mine played the air force😭😭
@zankisfine3816
@zankisfine3816 3 жыл бұрын
When he said “ then I get them with my spin move” why did that immediately remind me of videogamedunkey
@kiwi_2_official
@kiwi_2_official 3 жыл бұрын
it did2me2
@Mythis1
@Mythis1 3 жыл бұрын
I knew it was familiar, but forgot why. Thank you for reminding me!
@Sarah12471
@Sarah12471 3 жыл бұрын
@@Mythis1 super tornado slam
@robertmcdowell6084
@robertmcdowell6084 3 жыл бұрын
@@Sarah12471 spaghetti paunch
@Sarah12471
@Sarah12471 3 жыл бұрын
@@robertmcdowell6084 PASTA POWAH
@walterjones3971
@walterjones3971 4 жыл бұрын
I’ll teach my children about what sting rays have done This beef is generational
@jakeolson4273
@jakeolson4273 4 жыл бұрын
Ever since he died the world has been on a constant decline. Are stingrays the Illuminati? Prolly
@Vador-ft5xo
@Vador-ft5xo 4 жыл бұрын
What did stingrays do?
@vivaciousmyosotis
@vivaciousmyosotis 4 жыл бұрын
@@Vador-ft5xo they killed Steve Irwin
@Vador-ft5xo
@Vador-ft5xo 4 жыл бұрын
Crystal so Steve knew every time that he picked up an animal it would try to kill him. Sting rays are no different. Sting rays are honestly awesome. This just shows how dangerous all animals are not to handle them unless a professional.
@ClassyKermit69420
@ClassyKermit69420 3 жыл бұрын
@@Vador-ft5xo still miss him tho😔
@lukemimnagh4185
@lukemimnagh4185 2 жыл бұрын
You know a person’s an Aussie when they say: “AHH! A HUNTSMAN! Oh wait, it’s only a huntsman
@lorewhore4195
@lorewhore4195 2 жыл бұрын
Been living in the bush for 20 years, I’ll still scream bloody murder and promptly destroy the thing if it exists near me, same goes for every other spider/snake. Fuck those guys.
@mostman911
@mostman911 4 жыл бұрын
“When beavers look at a body of running water and think.... stop”. I was expecting “Damn”.
@haqeeqee
@haqeeqee 4 жыл бұрын
Rachaun Holland me too!
@madhurmongia6381
@madhurmongia6381 4 жыл бұрын
i think supressing our expections was the joke
@carsonanderson5084
@carsonanderson5084 4 жыл бұрын
“The trees are made of Oil” America: “SOMEONE SAY OIL”?!
@MB-sq7yn
@MB-sq7yn 4 жыл бұрын
Would explain why there are so many gum trees in the us, and thus why there are so many fires.:p
@yotsy8978
@yotsy8978 4 жыл бұрын
Don’t do it John, the Viet Cong are trying to lure us. Here have this napalm
@kevinsu8145
@kevinsu8145 4 жыл бұрын
I mean there's a USMC rotational force up at darwin so I'm guessing the invasion has already started
@existable7878
@existable7878 4 жыл бұрын
Oh yeah fire time bois
@user-su6js9po4l
@user-su6js9po4l 4 жыл бұрын
America: is for me?
@geertdenhartogh1241
@geertdenhartogh1241 4 жыл бұрын
My favourite once a month 5 minutes of fun.
@sirapple589
@sirapple589 4 жыл бұрын
DJ Akademiks Supreme Hoodie How much of that 15 minutes is spent crying?
@davidromo996
@davidromo996 4 жыл бұрын
Sir Apple 14 minutes 😭😭
@sforbesgocka
@sforbesgocka 4 жыл бұрын
can’t believe you didn’t mention that a crocs “spin move” is quite literally called the death roll
@SodiumSunset
@SodiumSunset 4 жыл бұрын
Awwww
@poogle9368
@poogle9368 4 жыл бұрын
It's a videogamedunky reference.
@dkt5992
@dkt5992 4 жыл бұрын
@@poogle9368 What?
@poogle9368
@poogle9368 4 жыл бұрын
@@dkt5992 there's a KZbinr called videogamedunkey who has a spin move meme. It started when he was doing league of legends but he still occasionally sneaks a spin move reference into his video. The meme was that, in league there was some dumbass character that could do this BS op spin or something and just get himself out of any situation.
@dkt5992
@dkt5992 4 жыл бұрын
@@poogle9368 I mean its actually called the death roll if not by scientist most people do use it dunno about the youtuber tho might look
@sonam9881
@sonam9881 4 жыл бұрын
"Crocodiles are the venus fly traps of reptiles" This one resonated with me on a primal level
@bobbyj4003
@bobbyj4003 4 жыл бұрын
Clearly forgetting the most dangerous and terrifying creature of all... Magpies.
@dracoexeltior7353
@dracoexeltior7353 4 жыл бұрын
Bobby J Yeah but we have those in Canada too
@mrwinter6671
@mrwinter6671 4 жыл бұрын
True. Those things are scary as hell
@SiilanPies
@SiilanPies 4 жыл бұрын
@@dracoexeltior7353 the Australian magpie is on a whole other level, mate.
@jonathanlynch8089
@jonathanlynch8089 4 жыл бұрын
O fuck it is spring now
@neelparmar6690
@neelparmar6690 4 жыл бұрын
They are literally suicide bombers
@christianlibertarian5488
@christianlibertarian5488 Жыл бұрын
I lived in Australia for three years. We had funnel spiders on our patio, but we ignored each other. NBD. The worst, though, was the *Telstra.* It hunts you down where ever you go, and when you least expect it, refuses to allow you to keep your old phone number when you get a new phone. Worse, it will then send its horrifying double edged bill to destroy you, by charging you for both phones simultaneously. Thank the Lord I moved back to the US, where I can at least dump AT&T into the ocean when I want.
@Lankythepyro
@Lankythepyro 3 жыл бұрын
Along with constantly being on fire, you failed to mention that eucalyptus trees have a tendency to decide they're tired of their branches and randomly just hurl them at cars and unsuspecting people camping.
@Resavian
@Resavian Жыл бұрын
and that the fire will literally make them explode into burning shrapnel of sticky doom
@kalginage
@kalginage 4 жыл бұрын
"So first off in the F tier we have all the animals that are actually nice and completely harmless...so next in the E tier" 😂😂
@peepeetrain8755
@peepeetrain8755 3 жыл бұрын
*sad quoka noises*, literally the only non deadly, cute animal in australia. let's ignore the fact that they are native to a smaller island with zero natural predators so they never developed a fear instict so they are extremely friendly with humans,
@astoroidea6502
@astoroidea6502 3 жыл бұрын
I mean, tbh the only danger that possums posses is the terrifying noises they make but they do fall on cars when they get electrocuted on the power lines so maybe that counts for danger factor
@Gigafuckass
@Gigafuckass 3 жыл бұрын
@@peepeetrain8755 i looked it up, AND IT LOOKS SO CUTEEEE!!!!
@cericat
@cericat 3 жыл бұрын
@@peepeetrain8755 Also Bilbies and a few of our other smaller insectivores.
@Amy_the_Lizard
@Amy_the_Lizard 3 жыл бұрын
@@peepeetrain8755 Bearded dragons are nice if you tame them properly. Used two own two of them, but they sadly passed away from cancer. Very affectionate lizards
@VirtuelleWeltenMitKhan
@VirtuelleWeltenMitKhan 4 жыл бұрын
"The trees are literally made of oil." USA: Let's bring them democracy
@logicplague
@logicplague 4 жыл бұрын
They could actually use some lol.
@TheHughgee
@TheHughgee 4 жыл бұрын
The CIA already deposed our Prime Minister in the 70s. We're good thanks
@chellybub
@chellybub 4 жыл бұрын
We actually have more democracy than you lot tbh. Everyone votes and there's no fucken stupid electoral college.
@logicplague
@logicplague 4 жыл бұрын
@@chellybub while technically not wrong, I'm no fan of mob rule, but you do you.
@nionlietz2488
@nionlietz2488 4 жыл бұрын
@@chellybub ok do you even know what electoral college is?
@cayleece7890
@cayleece7890 2 жыл бұрын
Aw, it's "S" for sad for the Stingray because that's what killed Steve Irwin ☹️
@randywa
@randywa 4 жыл бұрын
“Just another weird guy at the beach peeing on his daughters leg-“ I think humans should go higher on the list
@watermelon_sugar9430
@watermelon_sugar9430 2 жыл бұрын
“When North Americans See aPlatypus they all say the same thing” Me: PERRY THE PLATYPUS
@davidkueny2444
@davidkueny2444 2 жыл бұрын
Only if it's lookin' real sharp in a 1940s fedora.
@serotonin.scavenger
@serotonin.scavenger 2 жыл бұрын
Damn..
@shadebinder3599
@shadebinder3599 2 жыл бұрын
Same
@32good_
@32good_ 2 жыл бұрын
dubidubiduba perrryyyy
@bon-chan7197
@bon-chan7197 2 жыл бұрын
Agent p!
@jacobbannier
@jacobbannier 4 жыл бұрын
The scary thing about this video is that although everything he said is true, there are still things he missed. The Cassowary: a 6ft chicken that has a claw so sharp it will rip your heart out with one kick. The Stinging Bush AKA The Suicide Plant: This innocuous looking fern is covered in thousands of tiny hairs that, when lightly touched, deliver a neurotoxin in to your body. The hairs get lodged in your skin and often leave an open pathway straight to your nerve which becomes incredibly painful when touched by wind or water. The agonising pain can last months if untreated, leading to people choosing death as the easier option - thus being dubbed the suicide plant. The Redback Spider: Well known to be one of only a few venomous spiders in the world. This tiny spider is only around 3mm long but has a penchant for residing in large cities which often brings it in close contact with a large population base. Although an effective antivenom now exists, if left untreated a bite from this spider will often lead to death. The Magpie (added by popular demand): I kid you not, the magpie is a fucker. This bird is common around the world, but for some reason the magpies in Australia are particularly teritorial and will attack anyone found cycling or running near their nest. A common defence many Australians have taken to deploying is the use of cable ties on their bike helmet (Google: cable tie bike helmet) to deter the Magpies from swooping. Yes, this is 100% normal. In September 2019, a 76-year old man was killed by a swooping Magpie that made him crash his bike. These are no joke. The Puffer Fish: Although not native to Australia, this fish is commonly found along the shores of the more tropical regions such as Northern Queensland, Northern Territory and Western Australia. They contain a neurotoxin which is up to 1,200 times more poisonous than cyanide, with enough toxin in one fish to kill 30 adult humans. Oh, and did I mention no known antidote currently exists? The Bull Shark: They don't receive as much attention as their cousin The Great White, but the bull shark is actually a lot more feared among Australian citizens. The Bull Shark is notoriously aggressive and, unlike the great white that tends to only attack humans by accident, the bull shark hunts humans for sport. They can reside in shallow coastal waters and often swim up to 100 km inland via rivers making swimming in rivers dangerous, even in the parts where crocodiles don't frequent. Textile Cone Snail: This snail grows up to 15cm in length - but don't let its diminutive size fool you. The Textile Cone Snail contains enough venom to kill up to 60 human adults, and their venom-injecting tooth is sharp enough to penetrate gloves AND wetsuits.
@goatman9894
@goatman9894 4 жыл бұрын
6 foot chicken sounds scary
@therainbowdoggo
@therainbowdoggo 4 жыл бұрын
@@goatman9894 It is, although it is quite rare.
@peppercornowl1182
@peppercornowl1182 4 жыл бұрын
I’m Australian, I thought most spiders were venomous? And red backs live in my backyard, they’re normal and I’ve never been bitten
@erikm6689
@erikm6689 4 жыл бұрын
@@peppercornowl1182 Most Spiders are non-venomous a few are poisonous but a red back stores "Venom".
@legodude494
@legodude494 4 жыл бұрын
You forgot about the most dangerous thing, the thing that can successfully wage war on all human kind... *The Emu*
@lightntangy9128
@lightntangy9128 2 жыл бұрын
Once I was sitting in my car when I noticed a massive huntsman on the outside of my window. So I thought I would face my fear and have a look, through the safety of the glass, nice and close at him. My nose was about an inch from him when I noticed that what I thought was his undercarriage was in-fact his top end, and all his awful little black eyes were staring straight back at me. This in fact meant that he was not outside my car but inside, and I was sitting there virtually nose to nose with him! And he chose this exact instant of realisation to do his famous sudden freak sprint into the inner workings of my steering wheel. I never saw him again but from then on that car always gave me a sense of foreboding when I hopped in to drive
@aadixum
@aadixum Ай бұрын
How did you even drive after that? I would have sold the car at that instant.
@hole-emolee7033
@hole-emolee7033 4 жыл бұрын
Anyone else pointed out he forgot the most formiddible animal yet? - the emu
@thereprehensible435
@thereprehensible435 4 жыл бұрын
They don't talk about the emus. Part of the post-war treaty they forced the Aussies to sign...
@lusciouslocks8790
@lusciouslocks8790 4 жыл бұрын
The emu isn’t an animal. It’s a demon
@coin3720
@coin3720 4 жыл бұрын
Not even mentioning the cassowary
@jamesforgie6594
@jamesforgie6594 4 жыл бұрын
Nah mate. Cassowaries. Emus with extra weapons.
@autopsipath
@autopsipath 4 жыл бұрын
Cassowary?
@nikitaivachtchenko6375
@nikitaivachtchenko6375 4 жыл бұрын
I've never lived in Australia, but I somehow immediately understood the pain behind the Telstra joke.
@MultiChrisjb
@MultiChrisjb 4 жыл бұрын
Yes, it's universal. Something that translates across cultural and language barriers.
@indianawesomeness
@indianawesomeness 4 жыл бұрын
can you explain it?
@JobiWan144
@JobiWan144 4 жыл бұрын
What is Telstra? Are they the Verizon down under?
@devilex121
@devilex121 4 жыл бұрын
@@indianawesomeness i think it's their internet provider, i only australians have shit internet cos of some of my australian friends themselves
@neelparmar6690
@neelparmar6690 4 жыл бұрын
Yes, they are an internet and mobile provider, notorious for bad customer support. Funnily enough, I think others are worse but Telstra is the best known and not that great anyway
@GigaChad-ko1zq
@GigaChad-ko1zq 4 жыл бұрын
"The trees are literally made of oil" *angry American noises*
@warwickcarter4404
@warwickcarter4404 4 жыл бұрын
That's it. We'll be invaded by the USA any day now. Release the boguns.
@dmhendricks
@dmhendricks 4 жыл бұрын
If it matters, I hope that we don't invade. Partially because y'all would pwn us with guerilla warfare but mostly because Australians seem to be pretty cool. Even with a shit ton of drones with frickin' lasers, we'd be no match for the outback. As far as boguns (which I had to look up), we have those too. They are heavily armed, but can be bribed with beer or moonshine.
@2LettersSho
@2LettersSho 4 жыл бұрын
Other fun fact about trees, the big Gum trees that we love singing about so much just grow massive around your house until one day a branch gets too thick and strong and just yeets itself onto your fence. If you're lucky. If they're close enough they will just smoosh a living room.
@littlemikey46
@littlemikey46 4 жыл бұрын
@@warwickcarter4404 Look up how many US troops are on Australian soil, we've already been invaded.
@therainbowdoggo
@therainbowdoggo 4 жыл бұрын
@Bob the Fish Oh crickey, those emus have broken countless windows.
@monkeyboy3219
@monkeyboy3219 Жыл бұрын
I was expecting him to mention the emu and cassowary as well. Even the kangawallafox would have been a good addition.
@pacoramon9468
@pacoramon9468 3 жыл бұрын
The Australian server is playing in hard mode.
@duckfridge6186
@duckfridge6186 3 жыл бұрын
Well the random encounters are the absolute worst, but the working actually isn’t too hard though the ping suuckks
@hainleysimpson1507
@hainleysimpson1507 3 жыл бұрын
African server is suicide difficulty.
@hi-its-matt
@hi-its-matt 3 жыл бұрын
you think we have servers in australia? fuck our internet is barely functioning. we have to deal with all this shit and play on 400 ping
@tuakrayee6657
@tuakrayee6657 3 жыл бұрын
Dude turkey is on the economy crisys questline
@Tottleminerftw
@Tottleminerftw 3 жыл бұрын
They don't even have guns
@QuakeGamerROTMG
@QuakeGamerROTMG 4 жыл бұрын
"AH! Oh it's just a huntsman" Is painfully accurate. It happens every single time.
@silverdragon122
@silverdragon122 4 жыл бұрын
Are they poisonous, because they seem pretty big.
@lepmis
@lepmis 4 жыл бұрын
@@silverdragon122 Not in the slightest, mild tolerable pain for about an hour then it goes away.
@ImSpookd
@ImSpookd 4 жыл бұрын
@@silverdragon122 the bigger the spider, the less poisonous it is, but the bite hurts more cause they have bigger fangs ofc
@QuakeGamerROTMG
@QuakeGamerROTMG 4 жыл бұрын
@@silverdragon122 Venomous and no not really, they're pretty much completely harmless. It's the redbacks that will give you a hard time despite being like 10% the size.
@TheExplorder
@TheExplorder 4 жыл бұрын
@Bob the Fish And they eat rats and mice, so, that's a plus...
@lazilyymade
@lazilyymade 4 жыл бұрын
North Americans say "haha beaver go quack" Me, an American: "He's a semiaquatic egg-laying mammal of action!"
@sumitsaee
@sumitsaee 4 жыл бұрын
Doobie Doobie dooba do doobie doobie dooba
@7OwlsWithALaptop
@7OwlsWithALaptop 4 жыл бұрын
He's got more tjan just plain skill! He's got a beaver tail and a bill.
@Scrubjay457
@Scrubjay457 4 жыл бұрын
An Iron-will, nerves of steel, and several other metal-themes attributes...
@Scrubjay457
@Scrubjay457 4 жыл бұрын
His fur is water-tight, And he's always up for a fight!
@braidenj152
@braidenj152 4 жыл бұрын
and the women swoon whenever they him say
@cloudishaxolotl6886
@cloudishaxolotl6886 2 жыл бұрын
For some reason my primary school in Australia never talked about the murderous wildlife. “Yeah jimmy go swim my with the poisonous platypus, not like it’s our job the educate you” so much one holiday my family went walking up a wombat trail completely unaware that we could be runned at any moment.
@LeesaDeAndrea
@LeesaDeAndrea 4 жыл бұрын
Tasmanian devil: "Look like cute miniature dogs and just like cute miniature dogs they are completely filled with evil."
@RealCadde
@RealCadde 4 жыл бұрын
Enter Sam O'nella video of dog breeds.
@wazik7153
@wazik7153 3 жыл бұрын
No Cassowary :( A whole family came into my school and we had to evacuate.
@nytrodioxide
@nytrodioxide 3 жыл бұрын
Those things are literally dinosaurs
@lukemckenzie0121
@lukemckenzie0121 3 жыл бұрын
You got mugged by a family of Cassowaries??
@bellsandwhistless
@bellsandwhistless 3 жыл бұрын
@@lukemckenzie0121 it happens. Don’t ask questions. Welcome to Australia.
@bloodyhell8201
@bloodyhell8201 3 жыл бұрын
*That's how we do it in the bush!*
@ehsaanyousef2273
@ehsaanyousef2273 3 жыл бұрын
Awwwwww I love cassowaries they’re so awesome (that is before they come at you, but you should be fine if you don’t go within a mile of one, look at one, or breathe near one, etc)
@AaronJCassidy
@AaronJCassidy 3 жыл бұрын
That life subtractor joke is honestly one of the best you've done. Fucking hilarious!
@MapsaiLiv
@MapsaiLiv 3 жыл бұрын
I need an explanation, didn’t get it 😔
@Damoinion
@Damoinion 3 жыл бұрын
@@MapsaiLiv One common name for Aussie is "The land down under". Common joke is that everything is upside down or reversed from northern hemisphere. Therefore you get: Death//Life Adder//Subtractor For Adder, think maths, "to add" TL:DR It's a pun of sorts.
@WhiskerDooz
@WhiskerDooz 10 ай бұрын
​@@Damoinionit was actually a double entendre.
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