Animal Weaknesses

[@ImperatorHagi]

One thing I really love about your videos is, that I can watch them in 144p to save data on my phone and don't miss anything

[@Inqusitor_VDM]

Oooooh shit son... are you part german or somthing because you just sent him to the blast furnace

[@Inqusitor_VDM]

@ oh... i thought you were saying his animation skills sucked and thusly by watching it on the lowest quality it still looks the same, and glad i could be of use by making a steal-able comment

[@pretzela318]

Its already 144p wdym?

[@brotherjorge3]

I have to watch a lot of videos on 144p for data purposes as well. A lot of videos look super granulated, but Sam’s still look good and are enjoyable.

[@ramennoodles8147]

My dumbass been having it on 360 I shall do the same

[@alexbireta4668]

When he mentioned ferrets, I thought he was going to talk about how females in heat will die if they don’t mate.

[@k1ngmackdaddy447]

Wtf really?

[@carinacancer86]

You said what now?

[@omershaik6374]

Mood

[@daleyhuard3675]

@@parkerapperson7175 No

[@what-ho1mf]

Not on my watch!

[@greyjay9492]

Sloths are the Italy of the animal kingdom, Changing teams as soon as things get rough

[@mrver427]

they also used to be an absolute powerhouse and dominate everything else

[@TheMC1X]

And they make things half baked... ataf, I'm fucking looking at you!

[@ashenone3883]

Oliver Wylie Keyword used

[@nitr0gen_shark]

Why would you say something so contversle yet so brave

[@kentuximus1097]

Nitr0gen__ Shark4579 not controversial a fact

[@purplehaze2358]

That description of a kite made from someone’s own organs doesn’t sound out of place as a circle of hell in Dante’s Inferno.

[@MonkaBonka]

Dr.Bright... NO...

[@wesleydamen2018]

Have you heard about the seacucumbers signature move ? Shoot out anus

[@Notcertifiable]

Bright, no!

[@Alien-Shenigains]

Bright read the list

[@Notcertifiable]

@@Alien-Shenigains I heard this in the voice of AX3 from civvie 11 "Read the list bright"

[@patrikalexkiss4833]

Loudest sounds known to humanity: 5. Baby crying on the plane 4. THX intro 3. Atomic bomb 2. Star collapsing into a black hole 1. Sam O'Nella intro

[@highestalmond7558]

1. HELP I CANT SHIT NO MORE

[@ViNBrik]

What about the xbox starting sound

[@masterzoroark6664]

And fuckin cicada swarm

[@ginnrollins211]

KRAKATOA!!!!!! (large volcanic eruption)

[@blueborb8581]

Actually, that is kinda true.

[@MiguelCruz-xb9kr]

Shark police: stop you're getting pulled over Shark: wait a minute Shark:*dies*

[@moocifer_8996]

TOX ILE ThIs Is CrInGe

[@popescusilviu5466]

shark police: Unit down requesting more back up

[@MiguelCruz-xb9kr]

@@moocifer_8996 ye

[@ronjayrose9706]

How aren't the shark police dead

[@aidedekris]

Vœxt what if it was a mako?

[@daichisawamura20yearsago64]

Sam: **Minding his own business** Uncle Harvey: “ If a shark stops swimming it *DIES* ”

[@boyinblue.]

Big_weeaboo_ energy did you know that sharks will turn their head down and sink to the deep to save energy.

[@daichisawamura20yearsago64]

@@boyinblue. really!! I'm not gonna lie that's me going math 😂

[@mabufang2217]

Nice 20 year trick

[@daichisawamura20yearsago64]

@@mabufang2217 thanks. Btw I know you don't know me but... Watch Devilman crybaby. It tugs onto your heartstrings so hard that it pulls your heart out of your body and leaves you dead and empty.

[@mabufang2217]

A concerned stranger • 20 years ago I’ll reply to you once I’ve finished it

[@benconley1951]

The sloth isn't the only one, apparently sea anemones are animals, some can even move, and it is terrifying

[@jaydenwilton5279]

sponges and corals are also animals

[@screamindog8772]

@@jaydenwilton5279 I do not like you

[@argentpanphagein8898]

He specified "on land"

[@argentpanphagein8898]

I posted this on a Sam O'nella video, how the hell did it get here?

[@thekingofwaterfowl7766]

Almost all of them move

[@thekidinyourbasement8371]

I made my mom watch this and now she won't stop watching Sam O' Nella videos. I haven't eaten in 2 days.

[@razenoid1554]

But there is only 60 of them wouldn't she get bored Also learn to cook dumbass

[@razenoid1554]

@Switch_Chan okay? I don't know what that means

[@razenoid1554]

@Switch_Chan okay i don't know why you needed to put r/woosh instead of just typing it was a joke

[@aluminiumknight4038]

@Switch_Chan This is not fucking reddit

[@munchi674]

It’s just a joke, you don’t have to take it too seriously... :/

[@epser5842]

"The sloth is the only member of the animal kingdom who was brave enough to say alright, I made the wrong choice here." cries in coral*

[@the13throse]

[laughs in sponge]

[@epser5842]

@@the13throse _laughs in me on the weekends_

[@qus.9617]

Pandas?

[@MoolyChaos]

@@qus.9617 They won't exist soon. Best to not include them for those watching in 2035.

[@Fr3akyBeelie]

@@MoolyChaos Pandas aren't endangered anymore.

[@herbertlandschmid3012]

Fun fact: German Name for sloth ist Faultier wich means litterally lazy animal.

[@lisinuthu6376]

Vietnamese is the same 🐧

[@thiagozakaitis5850]

For Portuguese it is "bicho-preguiça", the same thing

[@connaeris8230]

Sounds French though

[@danielcastillo591]

In Spanish it's literally just "Perezoso", meaning lazy Like, just the word lazy Sometimes you call them "Lazy bear" but mostly, they're jus "Lazy"

[@keithnoir1]

italian seems to be the only language where they have they own reserved word

[@chadgorosaurus4898]

The fact sloths used to be giant herbivores who could kill almost anything in their environment before they just quit and decided to go into the trees and become one of the slowest animals is questionable yet unique.

[@MouldMadeMind]

Do you mean with "just quit" hunted to extinction by humans?

[@chadgorosaurus4898]

@@MouldMadeMind humans didn't cause it. Climate change exists.

[@BirdOfHermes83]

​@@MouldMadeMindYes.

[@person8064]

Actually, sloth relatives got into a variety of niche niches. Some lived on the sides of mountains, others bored caves into rock, and others still started living in water trying to be whales. It's only relatively recently those cool dudes went extinct, leaving behind the sloths we know today.

[@Moses_Caesar_Augustus]

It's inspiring...

[@schtinky1151]

The Etruscan Shrew has such a high metabolism that if it doesn't eat within 4 hours of a previous meal it will starve. Also it has a bpm of 1500, or 26 bps.

[@dylanvaughn2540]

Did you mean 1560 bpm or 25 bps?

[@OtakuUnitedStudio]

@@dylanvaughn2540 it's an average, so either is close enough.

[@OtakuUnitedStudio]

Most shrews will starve within a day if they don't eat fast enough. They sleep less than most rodents as a result.

[@savantesam7048]

Oh yeah yeah.

[@jmfirelord]

Seth Begley Etruscan Shrew Heart: YYEEEEEEEEEET

[@gdolphinz7486]

The video starts at 3:35 Turn up your volume it’s a bit quiet though

[@crackpeeler]

😂😂😂😂

[@shane4613]

Bucket O’ Pasta r/wooosh

[@rasati]

no i-i don't have epilepsy and h-hearing problems sure ill click

[@wyattearp585]

U fuckin got me bruv

[@wheatfield1155]

@Bucket O’ Pasta r/woosh

[@ivandagiant]

Why has this channel not blown up yet? honestly.

[@danytheunicorn95]

well, it is getting there, a phew weeks back it only had around 20000 subscribers, look at the current numbers, it is slowly but steadily getting there, just you wait.

[@Jackjoecloe]

Most channels get really mediocre when they blow up though. Id rather he stays at this slow but healthy growth.

[@faizalntd]

The channel only starts a few months ago, when i subscribe he only got 6k subs

[@XRedDemon27]

dude, he had like 100 subs 2 months ago, hes going like mad.

[@tubewoodycool]

It is blowing my friend, it is. I got in at 10k subs like 2 months ago

[@marshmallow4685]

When he mentioned sloths I thought he was going to mention that they shit once a week and it’s like childbirth for them, there’s so much. They don’t do it very often because there are predators on the ground where they do it, and they just can’t let it drop from the tree I guess.

[@littleblueclovers]

Kangaroos can't jump if you hold their tails up. Cows can't walk down stairs. Crocodiles can't stick their tongues out. Butterflies taste with their feet. Elephants can't jump. Birds can't eat without gravity. Zebras can't sleep alone. Sloths are better at swimming than moving on land. Keep 'em coming.

[@Uhohspaghetti0ss]

littleblueclovers commenters have a lot of time to comment random facts about animals

[@littleblueclovers]

Dr3w Dr3w Female lions do 90% of the hunting. Deers don't have gall bladders. Cows can sleep standing up, but they can only dream laying down. Even a tiny amount of alcohol will kill a scorpion as it will sting itself to death. Hippos run faster than humans. Deer can't eat hay. Moths don't have stomachs. Killer whales are a species of dolphins. Whale hearts only beat 9 times a minute. I just happen to know a lot of these so I'm just sharing them.

[@williammosley6327]

littleblueclovers share more!!!!!

[@Uhohspaghetti0ss]

littleblueclovers I remember commenting this but this was a whole week ago I'm suprised time passed by so fast

[@lasigna0212]

Pigs can't watch the sky as we do, because their head muscles aren't as strong as ours. Rats will eat other rats if trapped. If any species of venomous snake bites itself too hard, it will die because they aren't totally immune to their own venom.

[@grayswandir201]

polecat= cat that is good at pole dancing

[@teemingwithasininitea]

*169 likes*

[@metroplexprime9901]

*in duke nukems' voice* shake it baby

[@jordansblabbering6303]

Or a cat on a pole

[@ronjayrose9706]

Cat stripper

[@ElTurbinado]

Or a cat you can pole dance on

[@Phebe_Lou]

One of my ferrets unfortunately had a blockage and I will confirm.. it did indeed cost $1,000.

[@TheHutchy01]

Jesus, that'd be time to get the wire costhangers out.

[@richraichu4068]

Cost*

[@imsad1027]

Get the pipe cleaners

[@jankima8646]

I am sorry

[@Phebe_Lou]

Rich Raichu Thank you. ☺️

[@ryaquaza3offical]

Animal weaknesses: *something related to its morphological issues that aren’t too pressing and something that is usually avoided* Human weaknesses: depression, stress, existential dread, phobias, allergies, obesity, dug addiction, minor cuts and abrasions on our thin skin, sun burn, falling down stairs, falling down hill, just generally falling down, rampant STDs and other diseases, being alone, being with someone, being with more than one person, having too little money, ingrown nails, genetic issues, poor eyesight, arthritis, wars, riots, bothering with the wrong crowd, lego bricks, diabeetus and Black Friday sales

[@marcetteb6064]

Dogs have a tumor std, so I think our stds aren’t that bad (as in one dog’s genital tumor has become an std)

[@GustavoGomes-nn5np]

I am 14 and this is deep

[@martinianagbi6129]

@@GustavoGomes-nn5np hush redditor, you not needed here

[@DacLMK]

We are basically monkeys with anxiety.

[@asticlol]

having to little money, and having too much money

[@dittot]

"In fact, ferrets are probably the easiest animal to clog in the world."

[@taylorowens3721]

H E L P I C A N T S H I T N O M O R E

[@notkingali1798]

Taylor Owens *STIMULATE YOUR SENSES*

[@FineLime]

@@notkingali1798 SIMULATE YOUR FERRETS

[@lordrathut]

Does it work the same way if they perhaps, wear clogs?

[@ViNBrik]

Ahem seaturtles one bag can make this 100lbs beast of a creature eating things that can kill humans die by a little bag

[@libraric7212]

3:27 One of my ferrets died from eating a small bean a few months ago. Well, I'm sad again.

[@randomdude6376]

Could they shit?

[@josiahm.8711]

F

[@crispysalads]

h E L P I C A N T S H I T

[@piadylan1207]

I'm sorry :c

[@arlinedevon7804]

Aw :(

[@betafurret1503]

Fun fact: nurse sharks are actually able to breath normally without moving, so you can often find them just sitting on the bottom of coral reefs.

[@tooold8549]

I think an interesting video would be dumbest things done by WW1 generals. Trust me, there is a lot of material

[@nathanmccallum9048]

Too Old let's hotzendorf it up, cardboard shoes ftw

[@tooold8549]

Nathan Mcaleb don't forget the legendary Luigi Cadorna.

[@Crazykid-ob6mp]

I feel some felllw Great War channel subs here. I would love more history videos, the Crimean War video was hilarious.

[@tooold8549]

Crazykid1590 That was my favorite video of his bar none.

[@dubsy1026]

#CarpathianWinterOffensives

[@alexisfiligree9116]

"Stimulate your ferrets" is right. Did you know that female ferrets never leave heat once started unless they are impregnated? It gets so bad that their immune system eventually shuts down and they die. There is a simple way to stave off this problem until such time as you can either have them spayed or bred: lube up a q-tip (water based) and "stimulate" your ferret.

[@MrTitanicfanatic2]

Alexis Filigree so what youre saying is finger fucking fixes feral ferrets?

[@royal_throck2983]

Alexis Filigree I can satisify a ferret by shoving a q-tip in its cat?

[@CrystallizedBlackSkull]

Living beings are wierd

[@GORD444]

Shut up

[@akpsyche1299]

Do I have to use a q-tip, or can I use something else?

[@asianjack4226]

*E Α S I E S T T O C L O G A N I M A L S*

[@lucasmucas9072]

*c l o g*

[@ElTurbinado]

W O R D S F R O M T H E V I D E O

[@pocketsizedviking4555]

420 likes :DDD

[@spongebitchbobface]

I see you are a penguinz0 fan as well.

[@yellowjacketgamer2682]

Classic Killer bean

[@lazy7214]

As a wise man once said.... "HELP I CANT SHIT NO MORE"

[@jaxonhopkins2691]

Phf-😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@eevee7663]

OH MY GOD DID YOU WATCH THE EXACT SAME VIDEO AS EVERYONE ELSE AND LAUGHED AT THE SAME JOKE THAT WAS PUT INTO THE EXACT SAME VIDEO THAT EVERYONE ELSE WHO WATCHED THIS VIDEO ALSO SAW OH WOW HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I'M DYING AND I AM SO GLAD YOU DECIDED TO MAKE THIS AMAZING TOP TIER NOBEL PRIZE NOMINEE OF A COMMENT, HAIL 2 YOU MF

[@steroacorn]

That caught me so off guard lol

[@dasunnyboi]

And that's how it feels to chew five gum

[@alp9173]

This channel has a thing other documentary/history channels doesn't *BLOOD*

[@malachiatkinson7245]

And hefty doses of pitch black comedy

[@ーテイル]

Discovery's penguin documentaries: Am I a joke to you?

[@domdidaxx8017]

*_STIMULATE YOUR FERRETS_*

[@thatoneidiotontheinternet7874]

Sam 2016

[@magicnote2103]

"HELP I CAN'T SHIT NO MORE!"

[@ericsacks5731]

😂😂😂😂

[@blaketheflake2737]

Domdidaxx HELP I CANT SHIT NO MORE

[@colinder8411]

3:33

[@thomasweeden2683]

“The easiest to clog animal in the world” is a sentence I thought I’d never hear.

[@dragonwithamonocle]

I think there was a miscommunication when Sam was doing the reasearch on sloths. The whole "starved on a full stomach" isn't because it takes them so much energy to digest leaves. It has more to do with their gut bacteria, which are highly specialized. Sloths eat basically nothing but the leaves that are their absolute favorites, which, much like your sedentary human, is a very very small selection. So their gut bacteria are extremely specialized to digest ONLY THOSE LEAVES. If a sloth has only been eating leaves from one type of one kind of fruit tree, if you take that sloth into captivity, it'll eat when its hungry, but its gut won't be able to digest or gain nutrients from the incorrect type of leaves. Sloths are actually really hard to preserve in captivity for this reason, and often times "starve on a full stomach" because the scientists didn't observe what leaves it was eating prior to capture. I think sam has misconstrued that as evidence that sloths are stupendously weak animals capable of dying from the effort of digestion, which isn't true. Sloths ARE slow because they're weak, but not in the way you might think. Their physiology has made many sacrifices to be capable of surviving solely on leaves- namely because no matter how big your stomach is, leaves just don't have a lot of nutrients in them. So instead of getting huge and developing (what would be efficient at THAT size) a cow's four-chambered stomach, they opted to just skip arm day instead. And leg day. And abs day. Sloths are relatively incapable of building up what would be considered in most animals "normal amounts of locomotion-related muscle mass" as well as developing an extremely slow metabolism so that the leaves have time to be digested thoroughly enough to provide enough nutrients (again, leaves have almost nothing to them) before becoming emaciated. Sloths just skip the whole "starving to death" thing by being super emaciated in the first place, their bodies already in self-preservation weakened states. They've become adapted to that lifestyle to the point that it's necessary for them to thrive. I don't have this information by my own logic or anything, I have it from scientific essays written by people who did the research themselves, with actual labs and actual sloths. Basically I read. Thank you for coming to my TedTalk, and have a good night.

[@doomzday66]

Thankyou You're good person

[@somerandomknucklesinatank1491]

Source?

[@orenzien6039]

Thats interesting, seems like a good read, may you post the sauce?

[@robertwalker-smith2739]

Sloths are like koalas - occupy an ecological niche that's uncontested and shed all unnecessary biological functions. To paraphrase Ze Frank, the advantage of preying on leaves is that they tend not to run away. The disadvantage is that they're as nutritious as leaves.

[@singaporeseaslugs1393]

N E R D

[@WisconsinWomensVB]

new 5 gum constipate your ferrets

[@kanyeeast8450]

This crap is so underrated lmfao

[@yourGODLYhero]

HA!

[@AshesAshes44]

Ermagherd-- I don't know why I found it hilarious, but I really needed a laugh 😆🤣

[@magey3794]

How it feels to chew 5 gum *EUTHANIZE YOUR FERETS*

[@Doublemonk0506]

FERRET: *HELP I CAN'T SHIT NO MORE*

[@dylanlcreser]

"HELP I CAN'T SHIT NO MORE!!!!"

[@frog5845]

Stimulate your ferrets

[@this_is_not_my_real_name]

That had me in stitches!

[@amexicanball2481]

My laughing box ran out >:(

[@notstevenstrange9834]

Stimulate your ferrets

[@heretichazel]

MCMario 0616 dude you said exactly the same thing as Willis Reed

[@mikemorr100]

prepare for a lawsuit from 5 gum

[@SamONellaAcademy]

nuh uh I put a disclaimer in the description, I have diplomatic immunity now

[@tubewoodycool]

it's true

[@P99AT]

Sam O'Nella Academy Wrigley: "He can't keep getting away with it!"

[@blackout6411]

Stimulating my ferrets never felt so right.

[@adeeta5701]

Fun fact this shows up when you look up “Five gum, stimulate your senses”

[@njackson6807]

I just tried it and it didn't come up

[@Anonymous-df8it]

Not anymore!

[@BashStash]

stimulate your ferrets

[@crystalgemstv4609]

BashStash *Five gum.*

[@pastriios]

You know how a dachshund is a wiener dog? Introducing the ferret, the wiener cat.

[@bola5671]

I'm stealing this, you brilliant bastard

[@SftHrtBrsKnckls]

Doc Sund is how it’s pronounced, I found this out through my older sibling, who wants to be a vet

[@slavbigyoshi7677]

@@SftHrtBrsKnckls bruh i always said dash hound

[@MoehClon]

@@SftHrtBrsKnckls The word Dachshund comes from the German language, as the Dachshund is an originally German breed and could be translated to Badger Dog. And yes it is pronounced Daks Hund. The more you know 😉

[@calibri2781]

Fun fact There is actually "breeds" of wiener cat Kinda cute But they have similar issues as the weiner dog

[@oscarlagerwall8715]

Fun fact about white sharks, they do stop. In areas where there are a strong currents to keep the water flowing past their gils

[@iowkey_9339]

Oscar Lagerwall So do they go to those place to sleep? Or don't they sleep?

[@PyroNinja713]

Well if there's a strong current and they're "stopped" relative to the Earth they're still technically moving through the water so it's not like they're able to rest, or else they'd just get pushed back by the current and the water wouldn't flow through their gills.

[@comradecameron3726]

They can’t sleep conventionally but they can rest by swimming to the surface and pointing their head down to let water through the gills as they slowly fall downwards

[@picklejho69]

I've seen a couple big ones lounging in the shallows of a beach in South Africa. They were munching on rays or some other small fish. they would thrash around every now and then to face either inland or out to sea but they were in control of where they were. they were fairly immobile for a few minutes at a time which is why a couple guys went out to see if they were alright but they turned out to be fine. and they were white sharks so they guys got back in sharpish. they went back out after maybe 20-25 minutes. pretty cool actually. so i think it must take more than just stopping moving for a few seconds fpr them to 'drown'. plus the sea has natural currents that they could likely rest in to recover.

[@picklejho69]

I should mention 1 was at least 14 ft

[@strangelpeaceful]

As someone who owns ferrets I can say it's pretty difficult for them to get constipated, yes, easier than a dog, but those beasts are basically goats. We've only had one of our ferrets get constipated (ever), turns out they accidentally ate some fabric. Apparently the ferret was able to throw up most of the fabric, he literally was able to vomit on his ceiling. After that he did a poop and the rest came out. Guess we were lucky.

[@isaac3747]

as a Polish person I must say, the ferret thing made me laugh so hard xDDD

[@DrWiatru]

+1

[@PRZEMEKDCXVI]

Same

[@sknoy7792]

yee

[@microTrash28]

I’m glad to see some people can take a joke *without* getting offended. Good on you.

[@raspberrycrowns9494]

Hey man after centuries of getting fucked over by the rest of Europe you deserve it. Enjoy that laugh while you still can

[@thehiddenninja3428]

There was a popular post on r/wholesomememes about a dog that sprained its tail just by wagging it too hard

[@percyjackson3311]

How the fuck is that wholesome?

[@thehiddenninja3428]

@@percyjackson3311 Because the doggo was just so happy! Imagine a cute child jumping for joy until they fall over. Just adorable

[@percyjackson3311]

@@thehiddenninja3428 yeah, but in this case, the poor animal got hurt.

[@Jabogool]

3:35 I was eating a snack and saw this and legit almost started chocking. Still best scene

[@johnomacian5586]

c h o c k

[@4kc2]

*c h o c k i n g*

[@igp899]

sharks when they stop moving: *mY LUNGS-A WHEEZIN'*

[@itsaustin856]

I'm really likening this salmonella guy

[@braedenhood1639]

ItsAustin ikr

[@mariapaulac2794]

ItsAustin i

[@F4682-v6s]

ikr he's like the american gradeAunderA

[@krpajda]

Ayman Zarhoni more like if grade wasn't a moron

[@F4682-v6s]

Krpajda well. he was pretty cool at first. but then he began exposing people which wasnt his best entertainment

[@unknowngraze]

I love the ferret five gum commercial

[@kiynre-done825]

“HELP I CANT SHIT NO MORE” this kids... is why Sam is the best

[@eevee7663]

OH MY GOD DID YOU WATCH THE EXACT SAME VIDEO AS EVERYONE ELSE AND LAUGHED AT THE SAME JOKE THAT WAS PUT INTO THE EXACT SAME VIDEO THAT EVERYONE ELSE WHO WATCHED THIS VIDEO ALSO SAW OH WOW HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I'M DYING AND I AM SO GLAD YOU DECIDED TO MAKE THIS AMAZING TOP TIER NOBEL PRIZE NOMINEE OF A COMMENT, HAIL 2 YOU MFOH MY GOD DID YOU WATCH THE EXACT SAME VIDEO AS EVERYONE ELSE AND LAUGHED AT THE SAME JOKE THAT WAS PUT INTO THE EXACT SAME VIDEO THAT EVERYONE ELSE WHO WATCHED THIS VIDEO ALSO SAW OH WOW HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I'M DYING AND I AM SO GLAD YOU DECIDED TO MAKE THIS AMAZING TOP TIER NOBEL PRIZE NOMINEE OF A COMMENT, HAIL 2 YOU MF

[@samsomething2168]

I just noticed his name sounds like “salmonella”. Why didn’t I notice this before

[@seamuswalker6879]

Suprised Pikachu Face

[@simonstark2948]

I hear it nearly every time 🤦🏻‍♂️

[@DrakeRing]

@@TheLilaMoon you made me cringe so hard

[@screamsinrussian5773]

@@TheLilaMoon cringe

[@juanca1125]

@@screamsinrussian5773 What did she say or do? Im really really curious because she deleted her comment

[@PNDismyhusband]

Ferret:*eats literally anything* Also Ferret:cONstIpaTiON

[@sibjenkinson1678]

Did you mean obstipation?

[@TheDaibu]

"haha ferret intestine goes clog"

[@jimsec7344]

Ferrets be like. HeLP I Can’T ShIT nO mORe

[@sibjenkinson1678]

BTW obstibation is the complete inability to shit, not difficulty to shit

[@shetto]

comedy cemetary

[@imsad3630]

during a shark attack Most people: *get out of water* Me, an intellectual: *stands still, cause to eat me, it’ll have to stop.*

[@bruhmoment5286]

*rams you while eating you*

[@heyitsadrenaline5639]

@@bruhmoment5286 I was just about to say "then the shark rams it's fucking head into you"

[@heyitsadrenaline5639]

@@stephburks r/whoosh the revenge of the woosh

[@threeyearoldvids1173]

I would slap it into the water and hold it if i can but first poke its eyes

[@cassiehack1370]

@@stephburks They're trolls. You have been wooshed, you stupid dope. You dumb bitch.

[@juvnal]

how to become my favorite KZbinr

[@PompomYourkey]

"the animal is just takin a nap" on the ground with his stomach and lungs out of his body while bleeding but he is just fine!

[@areadenial2343]

*How it feels to chew 5 gum* HALP I CAN'T SHIT NO MORE!!!1!!11! *5 gum: stimulate your ferrets*

[@frostbitetheannunakiiceind6574]

AreaDenial lol

[@darthcannabris5406]

AreaDenial *how it feels to steal popular comments*

[@Julia-ko5uq]

Dont Even Try Its even better because on my screen this comment is right above the original one

[@Ajc-ni3xn]

But... They didn't, plus it's from the video...

[@4qtips]

"Ferrets are probably the easiest to clog animals."

[@screamsinrussian5773]

yes

[@ConnanTheCivilized]

“Ve haf conducted much primary research on zis matter. Vould u like to volunteer as the new test subject?!”

[@robodorkd4071]

3:34 I hear this in my head sometimes and your voice violently scares me

[@depressoespresso2294]

_gum_

[@ballinbinandastick2708]

*HELP I CANT SHIT NO MORE!* The ferret

[@renthewerecat]

i didn't know you could scare yourself with your inner voice

[@gasmaskcrow6484]

My humor is now this

[@ImSincero]

"HELP, I CANT SHIT NO MORE!" Me: Suffocates from laughter

[@oturoscar9346]

Yep that’s me

[@funnyvideoguy3216]

You suffocate from laughter as he suffocated from 5 gum

[@SuperCityscan]

You aren't running fast enough

[@Dragons_Armory]

Try swim again

[@eevee7663]

OH MY GOD DID YOU WATCH THE EXACT SAME VIDEO AS EVERYONE ELSE AND LAUGHED AT THE SAME JOKE THAT WAS PUT INTO THE EXACT SAME VIDEO THAT EVERYONE ELSE WHO WATCHED THIS VIDEO ALSO SAW OH WOW HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I'M DYING AND I AM SO GLAD YOU DECIDED TO MAKE THIS AMAZING TOP TIER NOBEL PRIZE NOMINEE OF A COMMENT, HAIL 2 YOU MF

[@ArtixellAnimations]

Intro: Classical music Outro: *H E L P I C A N T S H I T N O M O R E*

[@Luna-if2zd]

Me : watches the video Also me: *Stares at my ferrets for 2 hours straight*

[@yellowcactustvz4929]

DEW IT

[@kirstenkzachry7679]

That was lovely as always, but I have to ask- how was it drawing that picture of a cat vomiting?

[@SamONellaAcademy]

fun

[@bluujay6973]

"fun"

[@yes1sir1no1sir]

'fun'

[@svalis1068]

"fun"

[@amog849]

"fun"

[@pernillekopatz4760]

I can't describe how much i absolutely love the way you draw sloths

[@Panzermeister36]

Another awesome video! Thank you very much for making them.

[@niam.]

Chris Forsyth you didn't make it why are you saying your welcome

[@Diezombie4114]

*HELP I CANT SHIT NO MORE*

[@rurushu8094]

Panzermeister36 Didn’t expect to see you here Mr Panzermeister

[@alexanderzagula1994]

Diezombie4114 _Five gum, stimulate your ferrets_

[@colossalchanclazo609]

Panzermeister36 I

[@trenchmccoat273]

So I've run out of Sam O'Nella videos and I've come to complain. Who's with me?

[@dipdip7250]

We're here for you.

[@kaitlynbowles9098]

Trench McCoat check out Casually Explained if you haven't already

[@jakobodachocobo]

i have re watched all of them 5 times over and yea I'm also about to complain

[@chelseakitkatz]

trench mccoat? why trench coats?

[@juliannaespinoza2594]

Respek

[@4982lawl]

*how it feels to chew 5 gum* H E L P I C A N T S H I T N O M O R E! *5 gum* *stimulate your ferrets*

[@MattsIEDpart2]

greta.sundblad yessssssssssssss this is gooooooooldd

[@ThePewpewpewpew]

@@MattsIEDpart2 shut up it's a direct qoute

[@MattsIEDpart2]

ThePewpewpewpew why did you say shut up?

[@ThePewpewpewpew]

@@MattsIEDpart2 cause you should be telling Sam that it's his joke

[@MattsIEDpart2]

ThePewpewpewpew ok but there’s no need to say hey you, yes you over there. Shut up

[@ThtSunbreaker]

"ferrets are probably the easiest to clog animal in the world" is a sentence I didn't think I'd hear this morning

[@piersonlawrence3467]

"how it feels to chew 5 gum" "H E L P I C A N ' T S H I T N O M O R E ! ! ! ! !" "5 gum, stimulate your ferrets"

[@evangeline_in_training6177]

Okay but honestly the ferret thing is so true. I have two of them, and they are literally such strict carnivores that if you give them anything other than meat it can block their intestines and they could die. I've had several scares with my little gals

[@popkornlover3349]

i'm from poland and in fact i dont know how cat looks like

[@masonloeffler8064]

u wot m8

[@croprovip]

ja pierdole chuj odpierdalasz

[@tigershark8867]

/\_/\ (●w●) A cat 🐱

[@garfield921]

Go to a chinese restaraunt and you'll dedinetaly spot a cat or two, will it be dead already or alive, you won't know

[@bonnietheswagster2705]

I think that a German cat for you is a cat with a hitler stash

[@xeritinrx3402]

He really left when the world needed him most. 😔

[@viliussmproductions]

These videos are really good. I hope you don't start focusing on youtube drama like a certain other "Zero Punctuation-styled" channel. *cough*GradeAunderA*cough*

[@xyphoxdemon]

well, its not like Sam is just going to switch from being a science/history channel to a commentary channel for no reason

[@xyphoxdemon]

***** it's passive comedy with an informational backdrop, like how you would put a backdrop of some game when you are doing a game play commentary. The game in the background isn't the focus of the video, the jokes that the creator makes about what is happening in the game is the focus of the video.

[@viliussmproductions]

***** They're entertaining. Sure, they're not quite as informative as CGPgrey's, but they're good.

[@coolblobfish1799]

Veruc you must have gone to a really good school. Most people have shit schools so you are lucky

[@coolblobfish1799]

LittleLionBoy1 thats what he needs to do if he wants an audience

[@vic3roy]

My boy is back in action

[@ansleystecz9633]

Is this a motherfucking JoJo Reference?????

[@Imamotherfreakingavocado]

Ferrets are the easiest to clog animals Weird flex but ok

[@moonrabbit815]

also for the ferrets I'm surprised you didn't bring up adrenal disease, something that's fairly common in fixed ferrets. it's a scary thing- the ferrets are no longer able to absorb calories from the food they eat, so they're pretty much starving. they lose fur, weight. there's two options to fix the issue, but there's no cure- they can go through a life threatening surgery to permanently fix the issue, or they can get a device implanted just under their skin to help their body absorb calories better. I opted for the device. it costs about $250 per ferret (I have two and they both needed the device. my younger ferret wasn't as bad off as my older one, but he still has the disease) and it needs to be replaced every six months.

[@connerwine8257]

Then don't fix your shit animals

[@dylanmilne6683]

Fucking hilarity every time.

[@richardgauthier2901]

HOW IT FEELS TO CHEW FIVE GUM "Help I can't shit no more!" FIVE GUM. STIMULATE YOUR FERRETS.

[@TheGamingParadise22]

I DIED at that part XD

[@avragetrinidadian3787]

Richard Gauthier best part of the whole vid

[@ameermuhammad5129]

Incredibly funny 😂

[@CyberHabibi]

Haha you just repeated what he said and commented it to get more likes

[@diego3k622]

CaptainBlocker he put it in quotes for a reason dingus

[@XXLBeats]

Very interesting stuff, you've well earned your +1.

[@LazonYT]

“How it feels to chew five gum.” *HELP I CANT SHIT NO MORE* “Five gum, Stimulate your ferrets.”

[@supersunman6056]

the video lasts for four minutes and two seconds

[@eevee7663]

OH MY GOD DID YOU WATCH THE EXACT SAME VIDEO AS EVERYONE ELSE AND LAUGHED AT THE SAME JOKE THAT WAS PUT INTO THE EXACT SAME VIDEO THAT EVERYONE ELSE WHO WATCHED THIS VIDEO ALSO SAW OH WOW HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I'M DYING AND I AM SO GLAD YOU DECIDED TO MAKE THIS AMAZING TOP TIER NOBEL PRIZE NOMINEE OF A COMMENT, HAIL 2 YOU MFOH MY GOD DID YOU WATCH THE EXACT SAME VIDEO AS EVERYONE ELSE AND LAUGHED AT THE SAME JOKE THAT WAS PUT INTO THE EXACT SAME VIDEO THAT EVERYONE ELSE WHO WATCHED THIS VIDEO ALSO SAW OH WOW HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I'M DYING AND I AM SO GLAD YOU DECIDED TO MAKE THIS AMAZING TOP TIER NOBEL PRIZE NOMINEE OF A COMMENT, HAIL 2 YOU MFOH MY GOD DID YOU WATCH THE EXACT SAME VIDEO AS EVERYONE ELSE AND LAUGHED AT THE SAME JOKE THAT WAS PUT INTO THE EXACT SAME VIDEO THAT EVERYONE ELSE WHO WATCHED THIS VIDEO ALSO SAW OH WOW HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I'M DYING AND I AM SO GLAD YOU DECIDED TO MAKE THIS AMAZING TOP TIER NOBEL PRIZE NOMINEE OF A COMMENT, HAIL 2 YOU MF

[@o0julek0o]

Stimulate your fucking ferrets, I'm dying!

[@jakobodachocobo]

*nerd voice* erm sir i beleve if you go back to that point theres no profanity after the ''your'' so you have some 10/10 -repeating of corse- unfactul evedence suporting your clame of ''dieing''

[@gatsmen2200]

Aww maw gawd. How serprawsing.

[@mewyorkcityf46607]

sam name is me after I eat raw egg

[@nathaliemalmqvist8571]

All I could think of🤣

[@imamessbutitsfine2377]

that's the point of the name, isn't it?

[@ProctasisLimerna]

That's the joke dude.

[@EmptyCheetosBag]

“Isn’t that kinda the point?”

[@microTrash28]

That’s... kind of the whole joke... like, it’s supposed to sound like salmonella.

[@Max-hl3wp]

HELP I CANT SHIT NO MORE

[@Vertlin]

MoonMoon Constipated

[@niydfass1060]

Five Gum - Stimulate Your Ferrets

[@LaTortuePGM]

how it feels to chew *5 g u m . . .*

[@s0ur_smoothie]

La Tortue PGM Help my ferret can't shit no more

[@Mazaroth]

Almost choked on a piece of gum when i laughed my ass off on that part :D

[@rawtale97]

Watched all your videos in one sitting, was going through a hard moment and saved me, thanks

[@imapiglegend]

S T I M U L A T E Y O U R F E R R E T S

[@LeoStaley]

A lot of animals have switched teams. Coral's come to mind. Clams too.

[@SamONellaAcademy]

You have a point

[@LeoStaley]

Finally. Something about your videos that sucks. I knew I'd find something.

[@CiderDivider]

Damn you and your witty banter!! I need to sleep!! Enough knowledge!!

[@biglegradregez6576]

I come back and see the past and see all the memories we made together. Will you ever come back sweet prince for I long for your warmth and the night grows ever colder.

[@skeleton-slurpee338]

I told my science teacher to play this in class and she did 👁👄👁👉🏼👈🏼

[@Swasdfss]

@James Marter soup ;'v';

[@Bopmyglizz]

@James Marter stfu👁👄👁 👉🏽👈🏽

[@hazeynewz]

@@Bopmyglizz bruh why u so mad

[@spacezeppeli7358]

Cap

[@pragyabhushan2338]

@@hazeynewz cause' the hands are white and Big Body is a racist who Hates White People

[@bobmiller3627]

"pls fix" Oh my God, I have tears in my eyes!

[@jasondashney]

Next time I take my kitty to the vet that's exactly what I'm saying.

[@shout9762]

I can confirm the ferret part

[@ferret1865]

me too

[@adriananimates2084]

HELP I CANT SHIT NO MORE

[@cutler_beckett]

Fun fact: mushrooms are more closely related to animals than to plants

[@wolfetteplays8894]

How??

[@cutler_beckett]

@@wolfetteplays8894 They don’t have chlorophyll for one. Also, they are heterotrophic, which means they ingest their food like animals do instead of through photosynthesis like plants.

[@greywolf7577]

@@wolfetteplays8894 The common ancestor of plants and animals is older than the common ancestor of fungi and animals, that's how.

[@abigcupofwater]

@@wolfetteplays8894 did you also know some mushroom spores can survive the vacuum of space? Weird, right? Weird

[@annlynnjax108]

3:32 This is just here for me so I can replay. U can just ignore.

[@PurPurDot]

I will not ignore 2 years later

[@parkerpeter9218]

@@PurPurDot same

[@SkittishScorpion]

I will use this 4 years later

[@smugumin3448]

I think you mean nerfs given by God because these animals were too OP

[@Dragonemperess]

So true with the sloths.

[@pretzeldragon2975]

Someone watches tierzoo

[@somerandomknucklesinatank1491]

@@pretzeldragon2975 kzbin.info/www/bejne/n2SXqaOKqp6Ebas

[@paraa2443]

as a ferret owner this is true, mine ate one of my dogs food and it got stuck. we got it out somehow and he then proceeded to act like nothing happened. Needless to say, he never ate any small objects like that again.. but he did burn his whiskers by poking his nose into the fireplace which was still warm from last night, he escaped out house for 2 nights and came back with a chipped tooth, and jumped out of the 2nd floor window and then ran to the front door and began scratching to get in

[@bleachdrinker632]

HELP I CAN'T SHIT NO MORE

[@izzymarie8987]

I lost it at that part I was laughing so hard

[@carlyhensley4249]

This is late but I need to say this. So, if the old French word for chicken is pol, then wouldn't Poland be chicken land...?

[@bigboigappy1445]

Amiable Carly you're asking the real questions

[@CAMSLAYER13]

the French word for chicken is poulet

[@casuallyfilth]

Dear God...

[@imAwareOfYourAddress]

Amiable Carly No, it would be "chicken and"

[@s.v.o.579]

Coral Bee french word for chicken is Poule not pol

[@okabee1505]

"Easy to clog animals"

[@Thebatcavepetfriendlybakery]

I learn so much from these videos in such a short amount of time, and somehow my tiny brain retains it all. Amazing work, you have godlike powers, i miss you sam 🤘😭

[@thewarhawk8203]

A common weakness is B U L L E T S

[@thespaceofades2734]

Unless you're an Emu.

[@charlottebowder5423]

Your profile pic matches my reaction to your comment lmao

[@izek402]

@@charlottebowder5423 sword and helmer

[@charlottebowder5423]

@@izek402 Nah I think they had a different pfp at the time. Don't remember what it was though

[@sentientmustache8360]

@@thespaceofades2734 Cut it out, you’re gonna scare the Australians

[@Virtrial]

I watched like twenty of your videos instead of doing my homework, DAMN IT!

[@noodles7193]

Virtrial no shit

[@fatcontroller12]

Homework is for scrubs

[@AtaMarKat]

I am the anti-shark, for if I move for too long a period, my lungs shut and I die.

[@bruhsoundeffect2882]

"This will make you run fast" "Heck" Don't know why that part made me laugh so hard lol

[@LotsofSarcasmHD]

I freaking love ur videos m8

[@mou.2]

Those "5 gum" adverts still exist?