Cat is Surprised to See You

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[@ursulapebble7063]

I can't believe someone managed to make the Happy Birthday song even more awkward

[@crypt1ze]

1:36 sounds like what a cult would sings

[@multatuli1]

Chromartie highschool english dub

[@stuff1649]

multa tuli what

[@mareeeedensos6348]

@Pnz 1 Or if it was a cultist's birthday.

[@alpaca_cloud9657]

ikr i was cringing 0_o

[@Pithedragon]

That church turned into a house looks exactly what I'd expect a church turned into a house would look like.

[@Nagisa___]

Interesting

[@Nichlight1000]

Shit

[@CoolCalChickenBone]

2.1K

[@Rodrigo-ug8en]

*yeah the floor here tastes like floor*

[@1978rharris]

Best use of a church ever, including it being used to kiss the ass of an imaginary friend.

[@sarkaniemi]

Fun fact: The astronaut in the first clip explaining is Samantha Cristoforetti. She is from Italy. I actually met her once at a conference about space. She was nice and friendly!

[@sarkaniemi]

@@bungerbun The words are related! You are not stupid! They start with the same letters and are similar!

[@mikiqex]

@@bungerbun Brain reads words as whole, so this is absolutely normal. For some reason "astroid" was closer for your brain than "astronaut" (and I've just almost wrote "asteroid" lol)

[@wowalamoiz9489]

Hurr durr earth flat space fake

[@QuattroZack1]

Thanks, the Italian flag patch didn’t tip me off at all.

[@sarkaniemi]

@@QuattroZack1 She is the first female Italian astronaut! Funny coincidence is that your user name is QuattroZack, which also includes an Italian word!

[@cambrianzero8372]

i like how he just sounds so calm when he explains how a single comet could’ve ended humanity in one blow

[@KestrelHarper]

Fun fact: Jupiter is actually one big reason this isn't much of a threat. Its massive gravity pulls asteroids away from us.

[@magiv4205]

@@KestrelHarper Yep, Jupiter is our greatest protector!

[@tsm688]

It wouldn't have been nearly as big an impact if it hit some other planet. Jupiter's super heavy mass sucks everything in super fast

[@justaway_of_the_samurai]

Jupiter is really big compared to the Earth, so it naturally has a higher probability of being hit by an asteroid due to its high surface area. The excess gravity due to its mass also puts it in more risk of asteroid strike.

[@KestrelHarper]

@@Pixiuchu shucks Jupiter's our pal as I said, if you're going to worry about death from space worry about gamma ray bursts shredding us to bits at an atomic level or giant solar flares killing every computer and electrical device on the planet. :D

[@literallyDH]

_"A comet hit Jupiter that has the same force as 5Billion atomic bombs."_ *Jupiter:* Tis' but a scratch

[@rokuyasu9143]

@@user-ll8ht1ug3b okay enjoy ur pc

[@dopdrop8998]

soldiermaanSZN You can stop spamming you already did it.

[@dhplaz1475]

@@user-ll8ht1ug3b almost all ur comments are begging for subs and likes like you have no life

[@literallyDH]

@@user-ll8ht1ug3b I'm pretty sure it's done. You cna stop now

[@foskfismfus]

soldiermaanSZN did you do it

[@xBlueWolf]

"Birthday.... birthday.... BIRTHDAY...." Sounds like a thing the antagonist in a horror film would say before killing the victim oh his birthday.

[@Herbertti3]

First thing came to my mind that the singers are possessed.

[@spotdvm11]

Same tho lol

[@vickvick9440]

Maybe the Joker could say that

[@scoutman66]

I now imagine that he would cut open the cake and see that it's filled with human organs on the inside.

[@HeathBlythe]

I'd just punch everyone and run into my room to do non-awkward stuff.

[@RollerBaller]

Thank you Jupiter for catching all those asteroids. Seriously it's like our personal meteor shield.

[@You_Can_Do_If]

Is unreal how lucky we are.

[@frantisekvrana3902]

Zeus holds up the Aegis.

[@BroYoutubeRuinedMyUsername]

Not only that, but sometimes it throws asteroids at us _:D_

[@alexCh-ln2gw]

That's its master plan. absorb all these asteroids and comets and get so big that it swallows up earth too.

[@jennifermorgan1837]

Thanks God! (He put that there for us I’m pretty sure)

[@sapphirewingthefurrycritic985]

Wow, there's nothing going on in that cat's head. Also the birthday chant is just so menacing.

[@sadredball]

his 2 brain cells evolved into eyes!

[@KP-ui1rv]

The dude: Just Tryna have a normal birthday His fam: *BIRTHDAY* *BIRTHDAY*

[@Tespacc]

_BIRTHDAY_ *BIRTHDAY*

[@rehan7825]

*birthday*

[@fififiona_1164]

woohoo

[@dot2336]

1:41

[@dot2336]

*B I R T H D A Y* *B I R T H D A Y* *B I R T H D A Y* *B I R T H D A Y* *B I R T H D A Y* *W O O H O O !!*

[@guestaccount5635]

Them ppl chanting happy birthday sound like they're trying to summon the birthday god

[@sampoke]

birthday god! hail on us!!

[@lankboi]

Im calling it. Its gonna be pinned

[@DailyDominoes]

B I R T H D A Y

[@Gunz1234]

H

[@Aden068]

Hearted

[@inourcingdisk2104]

I like how in the end the guy is as stable as the camera he's holding

[@Momcat_maggiefelinefan]

I want a gimbal like the guy in the last segment has!

[@theleafeon8345]

You must need very stable hands to hold a phone like that

[@MIB4u]

he might _look_ stable but is he stable on the inside ...?!

[@michaelburgess6004]

Thanks Jupiter for always taking one for the team

[@Roflcorso]

"What do you do for a living?" "I ask other people what they do for a living."

[@king_suda_2956]

Lmfao

[@dwag6136]

Imagine someone had the same job and asked the person who asks people what they do for a living.

[@3starsburningbright]

Say for a living?" "BIRTHDAY.... BIRTHDAYYYY.............. _B I R T H D A Y!!!!!_

[@MatthewRass]

Mortementis or just say KZbin ? Lol

[@anastasiadicoski9591]

Lol

[@Dont-Watch-My-Vids-U-Regret-it]

Plot twist: they were just trying to summon the birthday demon

[@eSpresso72]

We did it

[@Emiichoco]

@@user-ll8ht1ug3b why do you people do this ?

[@_justRogue_]

soldiermaanSZN bs

[@AeroRain]

soldiermaanSZN *oddly specific*

[@annastasia3040]

soldiermaanSZN something smells fishy about this and I can’t pinpoint what..

[@TheAdvertisement]

The Rapper with a car when asked about his job looked so embarrassed.

[@BigmoufBallClan]

Good for him tho, out of every other industry it’s gotta be so hard to make money by just rapping

[@deathserpent9747]

@@BigmoufBallClan it's hard to get into cause on top of being good you gotta stand out.

[@MIKIMAHI_Ltd.]

"this car yours?" "yea" "what do you do for a living?" *"steal"*

[@donaldjendal306]

I’m g

[@Drifter-cw1bv]

“What do you do to get this car.” “Lock picking.”

[@alorrrviaa4368]

interesting .

[@Anonymous-nj6of]

@@alorrrviaa4368 y

[@Dethmeister]

"Uhhh... I'm a rapper." (drug dealer)

[@kidskpadonou894]

@Daily Dose of Bloopers why do I see you every where... You're not nosaj, are you?

[@sewerrat7321]

I had a dream that i was trying to hotwire a car, but the next thing i knew i was riding a bike. So i guess it didn't work too well.

[@dwag6136]

Imagine the people who came to your birthday just said Birthday for the whole party and then accidentally summon the birthday demon.

[@nkneamkok]

@KindHrt77i fucking love yt replies imagine how much hate Id get if I edited this comment saying: OMG 😱 WOW GUYS THANK YOU 😱 WOW GUYS THIS THE MOST LIKES IVE GOTTEN ON A YT REPLY 😱 😱 😱

[@Skovul]

KindHrt77 this post made me giggle

[@delaneycarla]

HAHAH

[@michealafton726]

Lol

[@dwag6136]

The birthday demon prob by as a mouth to get the presents out

[@Momcat_maggiefelinefan]

I recognize the church/house! It’s not far from my daughter’s home. Looks marvellous on the exterior. Now I’ve seen the interior and it’s lovely.

[@SunnyTheOpossum]

SUCH a cool house! And, bonus: no demons.

[@macklinillustration]

The church in The Borderlands would disagree.

[@gamedtime7794]

No personal space haha

[@SunnyTheOpossum]

@@macklinillustration that is fair

[@mangoman9088]

Why does the birthday thing sound like some kind of cult

[@f.d.parker5754]

Sounded like some kind of a summoning chant, you know

[@Aaokke0]

Lol

[@anonymous13.1]

Lol

[@lordshrimpramen5589]

_it is one._

[@spiderboyreal]

Mainly because birthday celebrations started out as blatant worship towards an individual and became the norm as something considered as something you have to do because it's nice. But in reality we don't have to do birthdays, but it's now something frowned upon if that person doesn't get any attention because they are just closer to their expiration date

[@dylanskebo1566]

I’m glad we have a chad like Jupiter tanking all the asteroids.

[@suuryasuprapto9472]

He the biggest planet after all

[@anyjen]

That's actually one of the reasons we have such a comfy spot in our solar system. Our two giant neighbors, Jupiter and Saturn, have such an enormous gravitational pull that they take most of the comets and meteorites that might otherwise get to us. Look it up, it's really interesting.

[@TheHeavenman88]

Earth is the priest in the raid we are supposed to Ressurect Mars and Venus , we are powering up right now lol.

[@suuryasuprapto9472]

It's all different if there's a dark hole coming mate

[@nak8490]

I learned about that in Earth Science class. 😁

[@ArKeTiCt]

Me: *Looks at bentley* Nice... "What do you do for a living?" "Im a spine surgeon" Me : *Cries in chemical engineering* wish i had gone for that.

[@solo_driven]

Chemical engineers make much money too they are second in list of engineers. Becoming surgeon means studieng days and nights to the grave. Are u ready for that ?

[@GauravSharma-bt9ld]

The surgeon might have an expensive car but it takes a lot out of you to be one. Sometimes it isn’t even worth it.

[@Lithuanian_NAFO_lad]

The presure of being a surgeon of any type is greater than 20 ml of ethanol and 20 ml of H20 or the gravitational pull of Venus. God forbid anyone dies on your table, you'd have to live with that forever, wondering, and just becoming Vass' Insanity speech from Far Cry. Chemical engineering is easier on the psyche.

[@cloverbun2574]

I reckon being a surgeon of any kind has to be the most stressful line of professions possible

[@bensondavis5057]

2:05 lol that silly NASA nonsense math.

[@XX-zl9zt]

The "Birthday" guy looked like he's figuring how to murder everyone that night.

[@czechoslovakia8269]

lol

[@supremeshrek8096]

Lol..

[@skymemese7966]

Lol

[@gdelusiveplayz3609]

lol?

[@henrybatmanlol451]

Lol?

[@444ysf9]

"real estate?" "close, spine surgeon"

[@punnyjokeright4382]

i relocate people's spines so yes, it is close

[@MrKonquer]

3 bed spine for sale

[@scruffyspacepig_7057]

He takes their spines, makes them into houses, then sells them

[@abinothayyilsanoj4182]

So who is the winner ,is it rapper?

[@Devourthebook15]

"this house has good bones... thanks to me :^)"

[@CalledZlly]

That cat looks like it has seen everything

[@blyat1]

1:47 That smile of him is so forced Actually my man has 4 guys pointing there gun point blank look at them lasers!!

[@LinA-on7yd]

“What do you do to get this car” “By being MrBeast’s friend”

[@lakemontysee7296]

@@itachi-wb6ki 19 seconds ago

[@LinA-on7yd]

Edited. I always tap the wrong letter when on mobile

[@zxckkx1678]

WHAT DID YOU DO TO GET THIS CAT

[@user-dw1es8nk2l]

CAR

[@dhruvavikas1632]

Stfu

[@aquawrld]

“What do you do for a living?” “Hello everyone this is your daily dose of internet”

[@preds43]

He hearted your comment bro 🤯😄

[@observantmagic4156]

Congratulations, you have been chosen

[@akshajkant5681]

Congrats for the heart

[@mikex-tt6vp]

Underrated, more likes for u

[@mcslickery481]

YOUR* Say it like you mean it.

[@wolfie9175]

I love the fact that you put the videos on the cover at the start! Thanks for doing that 😊

[@ivyhaywalker6942]

2:16 No joke!!! I literally drive past that when i go to my barn!! Crazy to see it on here!

[@Patfustys]

Oh that’s pretty cool

[@offbeat3528]

Jupiter when the comet hit: " That almost tickles "

[@XSevenSonata]

I can't help but think of big fat jupiter making weird chuckling noises and bouncing now.

[@notlkebitch4115]

XSevenSonata yo wtf 𝑖𝑠 𝑤𝑟𝑜𝑛𝑔 𝑤𝑖𝑡ℎ 𝑢ಠ_ಠ

[@jinmause206]

@I Hate People and I Hate God ???

[@trillow2758]

“ Tis but a scratch “

[@TheDragonCorporation]

Jupiter: that fat kid Asteroid: feather

[@Jasper129]

The birthday guy clip, if the guy wasn’t smiling, that would look like a ritual of some kind

[@DecimatorAnimationGames]

❤

[@justausername3761]

Lmao it would

[@ubz05]

Yea

[@covid-19vaccine97]

Talking about me

[@user-FRAAAUUURRRKKK]

Yeah no body didint like that one

[@internetduck1520]

that bird being picked up is the most precious thing ever

[@emojiman9816]

2:20 I swear this explains my home in every Minecraft survival world I own

[@randomthings1539]

i was uncomfortable when ever she touches the _TOILET_

[@hamnamalik6436]

IKR that was gross

[@eternalwasbetter]

I hope flying poop doesn't come out

[@NukeRadius]

@God is an asshole where are you getting at with that atheist user name

[@natogamez5672]

@God is an asshole bruh OK and

[@ben10azabenyy94]

@God is an asshole remove ur name rn before I avada kedavra you

[@afghanistanguy1016]

birthday guy be like: "didnt know my family was a cult..."

[@JameZ888]

birthday

[@itsyaboizach159]

Birthday

[@ZacMio]

birthday

[@Im_in_theTardis]

Birthday

[@krishnaceejaybielza9977]

birthday

[@Startheus]

0:59 Guy: what do you do for living? Tony Stark: *I'm an account manager*

[@KFrost-fx7dt]

"What do you do for a living?" "I body slam bags of chips."

[@coldogno7]

"what did u do for a living?" "spine surgery" (actually selling drugs like im gonna tell u that)

[@E_Rico]

More like the guy with the Tesla

[@tiredwithlife.9867]

@I Hate People and I Hate God go away spammer

[@masky1147]

lol I said nothing, crackhead hours hits hard sometimes

[@RedTL]

I Hate People and I Hate God No?

[@Bon-bn5lc]

Bruh

[@wontletgo]

Who else was wondering why she was touching the bathroom “equipment” with her bare hands

[@janiahsantos5673]

Me like wtf,is that even clean for your hands to touch

[@RealBananaBunch]

Its a professional astronaut.... Clearly they washed it before hand -.-

[@abinothayyilsanoj4182]

Someone have to update the bathroom for our poor astronauts 😁

[@RealBananaBunch]

@@abinothayyilsanoj4182 I think NASA is actually offering money for a better bathroom design

[@cloud1301..]

And the way she touches the equipment... YIKES

[@MrOrcshaman]

"What do you do for a living?" "I sing happy birthday with just the birthday part and nothing else"

[@alanmaclaren4118]

“How astronauts use the bathroom” Cosmonauts: we have been forgotten, backstabbed, betrayed, and maybe QUITE POSSIBLY bamboozled...

[@demonboi4601]

Has expensive car. “What do you do for a living”? I’m a garbage man......

[@Chan0art]

Bus drivers drive expensive cars

[@befer]

In NYC you'd genuinely make a bank on it. There's a huge waiting list for people that want go get that job. FOR ONE SEASON. Seriously, they get paid a lot

[@gosucab944]

@@befer I heard that it stinks though

[@rain-uw9ju]

@@gosucab944 baadum tshh

[@fairfeatherfiend]

Being a son to a billionaire.

[@andrewmattar4178]

Not so much of a fun fact: that asteroid that slammed into jupiter was actually in a collision course with earth! We are in debt and forever grateful to jupiter... Saved our lives!

[@obviousbear1289]

The amount of meteorites caught by Jupiter is actually suspected to be a reason why life on earth is even possible

[@0079Matthew]

Jupiter: "Noooo!" *Jumps in front of cosmic bullet for Earth*

[@theuniversedeer5096]

@@obviousbear1289 yeah,jupiter is like big brother to earth

[@kurekiller6070]

Wolfie54545 hit us? I hope you’re joking but don’t wish death upon others. That’s the place of no return.

[@carlwitt3934]

Is he talking about Shumaker-Levy 9 ? He said it was 26 years ago... No way it's been that long. Or has it? Oh, God I'm getting old.

[@Taser3141]

The clip where a family buys an old church and turns it into a home, has been a recurring dream I've been having for a few years now. My brain is broken now.

[@Trash_prince]

"Nice car, what do you do for a living?" "Car jacker"

[@M.A.R.S.]

Spine surgeon: * sees spine * 𝘪𝘵'𝘴 𝘧𝘳𝘦𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘭 𝘦𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘵𝘦

[@theleader1150]

Underrated comment!

[@onepunchman1953]

@@theleader1150 *recently posted funny comment exists* Replies: _underrated_

[@Rhabanaarum]

100th like

[@koala5716]

Too much underrated

[@mako_happy]

How did you make it italic???

[@epikgirrafe4327]

The way she rubbed her finger on a TOILET like that gave me anxiety

[@u.s.a3940]

congrats on 40 likes

[@plazxs281]

u got a bot copying your comment

[@edfuadmo9995]

U are Virgin 😅

[@matthewseltzer5982]

OBJ wants to know her location

[@micah5918]

@@plazxs281 their everywhere you can't even report them.

[@engineer_gaming69]

The birthday one sounds like a ritual

[@zero00044]

We have a large cathedral style church that has been a theater that puts on plays for years. About 6 years ago there was a fire that damaged one of the bell towers and it partially collapse, making the whole structure unsafe. So it was condemned and fenced off. Due to it being one of our big historical buildings, nobody wants to tear it down but at the same time, nobody has the money to buy and fix it. I always wanted to turn it into my house as a kid lol.

[@aapo5564]

"What do you do for a living?" "I am MrBeast's friend."

[@Solarianv3]

I Hate People and I Hate God def a troll lmao

[@aIkaIi]

@I Hate People and I Hate God what do you do for a living

[@jt-tq8lz]

*“...birthday...biRtHdAy...bIRtHDaY...BIRTHDAY!!!”*

[@YG-qi3cu]

That was fucking creepy 😂😂

[@Jizen]

*"WHOOOOOO!!"*

[@iloveanimals5494]

@@Jizen I call this led big ball

[@andygutierrez4512]

oh man, thanks for the lyrics :D

[@nooneatall9479]

It was like some creepy ass cult ritual lol

[@DarkZilla2000]

Owner: hi Cat: 0_0

[@StellaRoseTea]

That church turned into a home was so gorgeous!

[@abdulmoiz742]

"I am gonna go to the bathroom" "Well That sucks"

[@abdulmoiz742]

@@TheSlizz s h u t

[@alfieplayz8509]

Ha ha

[@lilycassell6556]

@@TheSlizz *p l e a s e*

[@somegearedrat]

Shut 🐤👌

[@dripalien4529]

@@TheSlizz buy one ur self

[@joeykill7553]

Larg comet: hits Jupiter Jupiter: *"TIS BUT A SCRATCH"*

[@hoshimi_setsuko4413]

_"That Tickled..."_

[@sorinstan1477]

“i think theres a mosquito on me.”

[@FootyBits]

Read my name

[@CharmingGoon-uo5ml]

Damn I saw 52 but not 118

[@LinA-on7yd]

All that for a drop of blood

[@dane1808]

"What do you do for a living?" "I'm a valet driver"

[@xXtoxicOnesXx]

1:38 Partygoer: *AYO-! GET OUTTA HERE YOU PEST- HUMANS!*

[@Patrick.Weightman]

"Real estate" "Close, spine surgeon" In what world...

[@Masood1810]

USA baby USA!

[@RatRatRattyRatRat]

The spine is free realestate.

[@kinginyellow6959]

Maybe he’s saying he’s always on someone’s nerves :)

[@user-dw1es8nk2l]

It's free real estate

[@montehammon428]

I'm confused someone explain

[@mikeunleashed1]

"I'm a rapper" = Dad's money confirmed

[@filmingstorm8760]

Rich ass background

[@rubscratch98]

@I Hate People and I Hate God what?

[@eyesneveropen-meow-5125]

@I Hate People and I Hate God r/eyeblech

[@rubscratch98]

@Mac Cheezy oh boy

[@filmingstorm8760]

@I Hate People and I Hate God you stupid

[@stoned_kitty]

That church house is either the most blessed house, or the most haunted house

[@RococoQira]

That some imcomplete and unsatisfying Birthday you can get

[@wontletgo]

Who else was wondering why she was touching the bathroom “equipment” with her bare hands?

[@AlejandroGarcia-tb8qq]

Corona isn't in space yet

[@amirbahrun3098]

@@AlejandroGarcia-tb8qq but common sense is

[@gammaao]

@@amirbahrun3098 theres still germs

[@e.e.y.1803]

Because they were probably cleaned??

[@gammaao]

@@e.e.y.1803 yes

[@aliwashere666]

The people who sang happy birthday sounded like they were doing a demonic ritual

[@kilakuin]

This turkish weirdly looked really funny and I laughed at it a lot. (btw nice name ) Edit:2 Ali in 1 comment. :)

[@yourkitchenrug4300]

Lol

[@damondgreen2239]

At least demonic rituals are catchy...

[@noamnimrodi9730]

As soon as you said "I'll see you guy soon, Later" the power of my entire street cut out

[@sminthian]

I tried to buy a church to turn into a home back in 2016. They said that they'd only sell it to someone that is already in the church business, and you had to sign a clause saying that you'd keep it as a church. Most for-sale churches in the USA do stuff like that (the one in the video was in Canada).

[@gamingkitty125]

If a comet hit me Me: ded If a comet hit Jupiter Jupiter: *Stupid mosquito.*

[@dhruvavikas1632]

More like a spider

[@kiellua7598]

Nah it was just Lizzo

[@tobyboard1721]

Sacrilegious Boi lmao

[@Frogster08]

Underrated comment

[@ploopydre]

gaming kitty125 Jupiter is a gas planet isn’t it right?

[@RayMak]

What do you do for a living? "Watching KZbin videos"

[@no-ri3bv]

Ok then

[@apinksheep2415]

Thanks you just described my whole life

[@srijanagurung8267]

You are Everywhere... Help me !

[@muhammadrafa7189]

you are everywhere

[@mheannethony]

I became a failure for a living

[@schleepy6362]

1:37 I've never heard anything more cursed in my life.

[@Aishaa25]

0:44 um cat what are you thinking 😂😂😂

[@Tehom1]

"How do astronauts use the bathroom in space?" Answer: Very carefully.

[@tsopmocful1958]

And it sucks too.

[@mokey9389]

tsopmocful literally

[@TamiyaPhilippW]

But how do they go for number 2? I mean there is no gravity sucjing the poo in the bag?

[@ranasameh88]

But the pee/poo would still float in the air..

[@TamiyaPhilippW]

@@ranasameh88 u use the hose for pee. Its like a vakuum cleaner but it doesn't explain the poo case

[@lucassalinas1165]

Astronaut: this seat that looks comfortable Me: what, no it doesn't Astronaut: * removes seat to reveal cheese grader* but we prefer this

[@jordanspamsl2-_-798]

"this is great, but I like this"

[@FootyBits]

Read my name

[@Shane-ds6qj]

This comment is 'grate' haha... >_> oh look the door...I'll be on my way

[@elenachristine6266]

Glad I'm not the only one that heard her say it "looks comfortable" I was so confused.

[@dontlookatmyprofilepicture9994]

𝘿𝙊𝙉'𝙏 𝙍𝙀𝘼𝘿 𝙈𝙔 𝙉𝘼𝙈𝙀𝙀𝙀𝙀𝙀

[@shinobipanda2331]

3:07 "That's how astronauts pee in space"

[@amirhafez7903]

imagine having diarrhea in space and u missed the hole while popping and diarrhea starts floating around

[@a3clx]

The “birthday” sounds like a cultish chant

[@infernoaj344]

Yeah wth

[@eSpresso72]

I was fine with it 🤷🏼‍♂️

[@joshua5207]

eSpresso yoooo it’s actually you?

[@rice2481]

Ikr

[@corgiwithabowtie1230]

@@rice2481 7 seconds ago 😳

[@junipercinnamon6840]

I lost it when the intensity of their voices picked up: birthdayyyyy BIRTHDAYYY B I R T H D A Y

[@jonthonarellano8580]

It's sounds so ominous😳

[@mariameza-bp7rb]

Join the birthday cult

[@yeanah620]

It was so dead

[@justadragonnamemarcus1751]

*B I R T H DAY!*

[@arghizulfiansyah93]

Birthday

[@charlenemack7040]

Well I guess I won’t be yearning to be an astronaut any longer. That is not a toilet… That’s some kind of torturous device… Ouch! 🙀

[@Xenochetemist]

-How do you get in that car? "Mr.Krabs's voice": -Money!

[@user-dw1es8nk2l]

"about 26 years ago a large comet slammed into Jupiter" 2020: well that's.. *_interesting_*

[@javiencaboi9239]

IT IS

[@umarmust6049]

HEY HEY HEY... Don't GIVE 2020 ANY MORE IDEAS...

[@javiencaboi9239]

@@umarmust6049 hahaha

[@alexanderdemontfort3022]

I thought everybody knew about Shoemaker-Levy 9

[@tytusnezluk8955]

Oh please just end it already, Send that comet to earth too 😂

[@rakijr9176]

"This is my cat Garfield. He likes lasagna and he can also see into your soul."

[@offensiveusername5548]

Randomcommentgod

[@oopsy-daisy]

what’s so amazing is that I know a couple with a cat named, garfield 😅

[@samtam2984]

@I Hate People and I Hate God wtf

[@natman5708]

Thanks I hate you cat.

[@zomegaexalpha4708]

have your'e ever head of r/imsorryjon

[@lisamarieashby2523]

There was a old, unused church in a city I used to live in. A restaurant opened up in a part of its basement. I went only once. But I used to think about what I would do with it, if I owned it. Glad they were able to utilize that so well! I love old buildings, as long as they were not prisons or hospitals! Those tend to be haunted, sometimes.

[@cheekclapper2k953]

Me complaining about the school toilet Astronauts: That’s cute

[@spazetv]

n

[@AxxLAfriku]

HELLO!!! I want to spend time with celebrities. Just kidding. GAGAGAGAGA! I only want to spend time with my two girlfriends and record KZbin videos for with the 3 of us. OH YEAH. Don't hate me for living the best life, dear and

[@justsomegreendude9034]

Lol

[@justsomegreendude9034]

@@InternetWeb no

[@snailcheeseyt]

AxxL wtf

[@jeebus.h]

"What do you do for a living?" "Got a good scratch off once or twice." "Oh, ok."

[@szlendak1368]

i don’t understand

[@arvin6606]

@@szlendak1368 he wins lottery

[@theblob2937]

Lemonpledge10 goodness this isn’t a college writing class

[@daeyangshi]

@Lemonpledge10 if people don’t wanna believe in god thy don’t have to, please keep your beliefs to youself

[@princeps5260]

@@daeyangshi Lemonpledge is a bible bot

[@electriceel7856]

the astronaut lady on the thumbnail is everything lol

[@theamazingchannel470]

You just became a commercial for that phone stabilizer. I'm literally going to Amazon right now to look it up

[@thugdog89]

that chicken strip squirting gave me discomfort levels I didn’t know existed.

[@magencrisis1682]

It made me so uncomfortable my face scrunched up as if I had sucked on a billion lemons.

[@fellowhuman484]

It was me peeing.

[@aprilr882]

Lol. I've eaten those things and they are delicious. It's garlic butter inside

[@chrisnyc4688]

Otherwise known as a Chicken Kiev - delicious

[@funkyyt-rexxius5564]

Byleh Myneh IT DID-

[@Mr-.Facts.]

Dude: ''What do you do for a living?'' Car driver: ''I steal cars''

[@gunsparce]

Bot

[@thatnentendogamer3611]

Nah, he's just your average Apex clickbait arrow guy

[@Mr-.Facts.]

@@thatnentendogamer3611 Thats not nice Mario

[@Mr-.Facts.]

@@gunsparce why? Love you mate

[@alexismunoz3508]

@@anythinganeverythingclips congrats on almost 2k!

[@MangoSsnake]

The happy birthday song sounds more like a cult summoning a demon 💀

[@Voidgear1]

The birthday one made me laugh so hard man this is like dank memes

[@adriangomez3005]

Who else was wondering why she was touching the bathroom “equipment” with her bare hands Edit: yo some guy just stole my comment and got more likes than me like WTF

[@KristianLyubenovYT]

@Lemonpledge10 This isn't your christian facebook group. Go post it there

[@breadstick8623]

Lemonpledge10 Living form of a headache You’re so obnoxious it’s almost impressive

[@birb2197]

Lemonpledge10 do you get paid for this?

[@tsopmocful1958]

Do you put on gloves to lift a toilet seat?

[@tahjaeg5347]

Lemonpledge10 please silence yourself

[@leviharlan5194]

Everyone else: “What do you do for a living?” me: WHY IS SHE TOUCHING THE TOILET SEAT!!!!!

[@enkidoodoo]

Not a "seat" if you cant sit on it

[@ucidpmpm600]

Nine Seven but you know probably some little pieces of shit have touch that thing 😑🤢

[@ELEGANTFOX]

@@ucidpmpm600 the some little piece touched you too, it was inside you longer

[@enkidoodoo]

@@ucidpmpm600 well true

[@bleakhull]

It was probably a model one and not really usable.

[@adamjones-ps]

That church/home is the true definition of open concept.

[@Cloofinder]

Birthday song sounded like some cult ritual lol. Jupiter: was that a mosquito?

[@Words2000]

That birthday song is very emotional, I'm crying right now.

[@eSpresso72]

A sound to be reckoned with

[@sofiaoronaa]

crying and shaking

[@Kai-fr2fd]

The best of choirs

[@damdaniel-fo5zd]

So sad (┳Д┳)

[@mitcheltheuselesscommenter1591]

*Smiles Uncomfortably*

[@merlinmay3685]

People at your party: birthday..... birthday..... birthday...... birthday Birthday boy: *anxiety levels through the roof* god please help 😅

[@berserker706]

I feel absolutely bad for this birthday boy, he had to deal through this level of cringe too, lmao

[@FrijolesLIVE]

Mr Multiverse he probably liked it

[@lubv3965]

@God is an asshole no.

[@1rxmi]

@God is an asshole lmao what

[@smcvanic340]

rxmikka 28 people is racist into god

[@strix3688]

that "Birthday part only" really gets me.. XD

[@Shin-nu7bu]

He: what do u do for living Me: i eat to live