Oh, just a delightful 20 minutes of sheer joy, dodging death in a lion's cage for some barrels during this oh-so-wonderful event. It’s one of those easy-breezy tasks that everyone loves-especially without the luxury of an invisibility class. What’s Linesman, you ask? Oh, just a magical experience with more elites and specials per minute than a Dutch spice tourney, featuring a charming mix of Skaven, Chaos, and the occasional Beastmen, because why not? And don’t worry about the mic on my VOD-it’s so low you’ll miss my soothing dragon breaths entirely. Lucky you! Ortega the Witch Hunter Captain? More like Witch Hunter Casual-always showing up late to the fight and about as useful as a wooden sword. If only he could hunt down some skills instead of just lurking around for the glory kills. Koffe the Waystalker must think he's playing hide and seek, not a battle. Always way out in the boonies, probably sipping on a latte while the rest of the team do the dirty work. Altieri the Ironbreaker must think he's the bouncer at a tavern, spending all his time shoving enemies around instead of actually fighting them. With that stam tech, he's more about pushing enemies to the back of the line than actually breaking any iron. Maybe one day he'll remember that weapons can do more than just nudge. Uvess, the so-called "Grail Knight," is about as authentic as a knock-off plastic sword. He’s more like a Grail Pretender, prancing around with a title he clearly doesn’t deserve. If only his combat skills were as real as his imaginary grail. pointless
@Bib28052 ай бұрын
Great run, and bonus points for leaving the Elf behind.
@UvessVermintide2 ай бұрын
@@Bib2805 haha thanks Bib !
@VicUPx2 ай бұрын
Instant classic
@UvessVermintide2 ай бұрын
@@VicUPx love you Vic
@VicUPx2 ай бұрын
@@UvessVermintide love you uvess
@Zigodu132 ай бұрын
C'est du bon boulot 😉
@VicUPx2 ай бұрын
@@Zigodu13 mmh j'adore
@falbertthegnome2 ай бұрын
Amazing I'd love to get into modded difficulties but it looks hard to find the people to do it
@UvessVermintide2 ай бұрын
@@falbertthegnome yeah finding a team is one of the hardest thing in modded difficulties haha
@alastorsk72732 ай бұрын
Where did u get these white stormvermin?
@falbertthegnome2 ай бұрын
I believe the linesman difficulty mod took the white stormvermin from the dutch spice mod or something like that
@alastorsk72732 ай бұрын
@@falbertthegnome Oh hello Knight from dbd!
@falbertthegnome2 ай бұрын
@@alastorsk7273 bruh what are the odds
@Navihurricane2 ай бұрын
@falbertthegnome yes I did, next plan is to port dutch enemies in