CATCHING 40K CHEATERS, CLOSE CALLS OF HORROR AT THE HOBBY STORE, ABSOLUTE CLEAN UP CRINGE!

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[@greyknighttexan3299]

The store manager who had to clean up would be like: Brother get the flamer, the heavy flamer!!!

[@docthefaust4519]

Open the mechanicum reliquary..get The Phosphoenix!!

[@RSBurgener]

😆 No, the BALEFLAMER!

[@jeru_jj1161]

I was waiting for green light to cross The road, couple meters away some lady top. Then i Red your comment, laughed like lunatic and The lady sprinted through The street on Red light. Thanks man

[@greyknighttexan3299]

@@jeru_jj1161 she ran away, I bet she was feeling yellow.

[@JDSG360]

Slaanesh disapproves.

[@biome3]

Why doesn't he put his Farseer in a jar like a normal person.

[@greyknighttexan3299]

She who thirst meets he who squirts

[@cjdesantis2131]

OH MY GOD BEST COMMENT 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@cjdesantis2131]

Poor rainbowdash

[@90vladhumperdink]

Hey North, Glad to hear you read my story, and yes even hearing it in your sultry tones I still cannot remove the image of Mike just jackin' it from my brain, sorry for putting you off your tea 🤣

[@stefank188]

I think i would have died of laughter

[@ironbomb6753]

That Ad Mech kid at 14:00, I would have liked to pull a mirror army of Ad Mech and play his rules against him. He probably would've cried foul. Lol.

[@thornback82]

Laughing on the train from that first story. 😂 The poor table is deemed cursed..

[@squoblat]

Hey North, I'm a relatively recent subscriber (4 months or so). Just got back from a funeral, the last month has been a difficult one and I was doing the main eulogy. I know your videos are trivial fun a lot of the time, but listening to you go through these stories has given me a lot of catharsis and a place to escape in recent weeks. Keep doing what you do man.

[@matthewcairns7666]

Mike spread his love babies around the store like the Emperor spread his primarchs around the galaxy.

[@manosanastasiou4405]

😂

[@6Stevo]

Poor Mike was just trying to apply a nice gloss varnish to his Farseer and then gets shamed out of the store. I prefer a mat varnish to, but we shouldn't shame those who like to gloss theirs. 💦

[@6Stevo]

"DO NOT ASSAULT ME SIR!" Had me in stitches! 😅🤣😂😅🤣😂

[@NeumaghAnon]

As a known elf simp I disavow Mike that’s what your desk is for

[@Bottle-OBill]

I love the irony of how the story of the guy referred to as Abaddon was really wholesome 😂

[@mike6252]

Apology accepted for being a Mike 😅

[@gholamdapantaloonsniffer8218]

Bro tried to shoot his smite out and rolled a 12 😂😂

[@Daemonik]

7:24 I have never felt so sorry for a GW manager as i do right now.

[@litticus2771]

I don't believe half of these stories. One thing I've learned about hardcore nerds, is they lie about life experiences.

[@georgemeyer2447]

Best video yet, pissed myself laughing!! Good one

[@davedogge2280]

I'm a Dave and no need to apologize we are all terrible people. That Mike story jerkin his gherkin doesn't sound real, I've never even heard of a story like that before at any store in the world.

[@ravenRedwake]

13:48 see, this is why I just stuck with Ultrmarines as my chapter. +1 leadership, I don’t have to remember anything else, and it will largely never affect my game. My tau are either Farsight Enclaves, or Tau. Because the shit works and I don’t have to remember a whole lot. My Grey Knights are the +1 attack brotherhood.

[@mig1739]

Oldie but Goldie!

[@mtgmac1]

That first story would probably make me quit the hobby on the spot.

[@DiavloPL]

Thats why there 40k should be played with alternate unit activation. This one you wouldn't be standing like muppet for more than an hour.

[@nicholastaylor9687]

Most wargames should be alternative unit activation. I love 40k, love the lore, the aesthetic but due to the way Player turns work, I tend to play Star Wars Legion instead.

[@RSBurgener]

That kid and his Ad Mech sounds like a real Cartman moment. My best friend used to lie all the time when he was younger. He once told one of our friends that there was a grappling hook in LoZ that would take you to the top of Death Mountain. He spent a week looking for it. In the end, it got so bad that the friend slept walked out into his yard and screamed "ZELDA!". Yeah, don't lie about games. It's really serious.

[@ravenRedwake]

6:26 attack of the Coomer

[@NarcolepticLTD]

I was not ready to find out just how contrast medium is actually made

[@thequestbro]

The forst story melted my brain.

[@XploreNorfolk]

Why the hell did I get a creamy coffee advert during mikes jizz story…grim, I was enjoying some cake too 🤮

[@Ralndrath]

I just had an idea for a hobby nightmare story from my life. It isn't much to do with the hobby but it is most definitely a fucking nightmare.

[@RagDo77]

I love my AdMech army.... But in fairness, if i cant remember the rule in 15 seconds, my rule is data corruption and its fortified. I play for fun. if i win, its a bonus. especially coming originally from an Ork army. Only once have i had one person gloat over a win. Luckily, i managed to respond that i'd be going home to my wife and I hope he enjoys the rest of the evening knocking one out quietly so his mum doesn't hear.

[@slambaz2]

The thing that I don't get about those that are smelly is don't they enjoy being around those that smell good? wouldn't that be generally enough motivation to wash?

[@gholamdapantaloonsniffer8218]

Yes and no bro, legit some of them are not well mentally I guess and so they don't think it's as necessary as just getting to the store and getting in to the game, not that that's right 😂

[@Kazad22]

I think the store after Mike's visit would have to visit Ordo Xenos and make the usual standard Exterminatus. At the end, clearing the memory wouldn't hurt either ... I just don't know what order of actions would be the best ....

[@thebattleofpelennorfieldsp6081]

God bless you. From a fellow outcast

[@solouno2280]

I do work at retail

[@TonyBones616]

What game is playing in the background?

[@lsid4747]

what game is being played? Looks fun.

[@elmo1234]

I would also like to know! Wish he mentioned it in the video description.

[@richardpeace3292]

If your gonna do it, at least leave the mark of zorro

[@gardervang4326]

I Think Abaddon should have died on Cadia. Basiclly being betrayed by someone unknown. Cadia is destroyed and so is mostly the Black legion and abbadon. This Will then spark a chance for other legions and renegades to compete for the titel of warmaster and to see New names coming forth. I Think This makes chaos space marines more interesting.

[@pebblehay8412]

Nice to have a video where you aren't regularly pausing whilst you try to chuck up a lung!

[@stevenmcgrath5114]

Cleansed by fire 🔥🔥🔥 ! ! !

[@RaccoonAvenger]

As a combat veteran i can say that that boy was lucky. We don't always react well to scares and it's not because we mean any harm. We just react 😑

[@darko-man8549]

All it takes is the boy doing that to an army vet who is not getting the support he needs

[@RaccoonAvenger]

@@darko-man8549 oh believe me M8 i know. A mugger once did that to little old me. Hence why i got help 🙂

[@Bifstak]

Mike's down the baddest I'd ever seen.

[@Wylding756]

Ok, this first story isn’t real. I mean that’s impossible.

[@ravenRedwake]

11:33 what are they like in one page rules or are they even in one page rules? I saw the models and was like “I love the cloaks” (as a Hunter main in Destiny 1&2) “I hate everything else” 12:26 hey wait a minute, shouldn’t the apothecary have a force weapon? Or does the game not let you give them one? Mine is rocking a Daemon Hammer.

[@Tiamatdlord]

proud hunter main? so you can only play pvp and can't do mechanics/objectives and runs around with a build that doesn't help the team. got it right? jokes aside hunter main jokes are easy and probably have bad fashion sense

[@ravenRedwake]

@@Tiamatdlord yeah I mostly play pvp because it’s as close to Halo as a game is anymore. I never liked raiding and don’t do dungeons. The new subclass 3.0 stuff expanded a lot. And when I’d come back and they had transmog I just made my guy look like a soldier in a cloak, outlanders cloak is my favorite same with the arms (the only symmetrical hunter arms lol). God but I wish titans had armor more like destiny 1 titans, before they went “giant pauldrons” meme with them. Mine of course looks as close to my Noble 6 I had in Halo Reach (default mark 5b helmet which imo is the best halo helmet) though the one I use in d2 is more odst-ish. I wish that I could just have my Warlock look like Vash the Stampede, but I haven’t seen any of their stuff I like so I mostly stick with the triceratops stuff.

[@ravenRedwake]

@@Tiamatdlord When my friend played, I did do raiding but it was a little like getting Baraccas on the plane. I hated it in Destiny 1, because I always felt like I was holding everyone back no matter what I played or used. After I got Fatebringer, Blackhammer and Gjallerhorn I didn’t rightly care what else came along. I did the first Destiny 2 raid once and was like “fucking never again” I generally don’t like the 3v3/round based modes and mostly stick to control. Skill based matchmaking never really bothered me because I kinda always got matched against people who are much better than me or had better shit or better builds. I don’t have a triple 100 build for my hunter, mostly because I’ll play until I get tired and fuck off and play something else for a couple of seasons and whatever the best way of getting high stat armor was is deprecated or changed. I didn’t fuck with crafting when it came out, I was like “fuck that’s a lot of currencies, no thanks, I don’t give a shit” I came back a couple of seasons later and they’d unfucked it. I did solo the Grasp of avarice dungeon-that was fun.

[@darko-man8549]

I’m glad I didn’t listen to this over breakfast

[@EatTheMarxists]

Can’t stand hearing Far Left/Alt-Left/Marxist nonsense while I’m trying to play a game. Politics are everywhere, but they shouldn’t be, and they definitely shouldn’t be inside of the local Nerds Store. Let me be a nerd and play with my overly expensive plastic minis in peace.

[@johnthompson4969]

Northern. unfortunately I have had to cancel my Lord Marshall sub for a short while, I will resub when things are better. My sincerest apologies brother 🙏

[@northernexile]

Don't apologise! You do you! Life comes first :)

[@AdamMichalMarkowski]

Ok North, cool stories, but I think you went a bit off point possible pregnancies. With my gf we had like very huge prego-scare at the beginning of relationship - so I kinda went through bunch of medical sources during a month before she got her period and saved me from mental anguish. Sperm is not able to survive long outside of human system, and it does not make active effort of trying to reach vagina - that's why we shot our loads instead of just leaking it. I'm only explaining it, because at the time when I was losing my mind thinking my lady might be carrying my offspring (and her father was an ex military, knowing how to kill a guy in 50 different ways) I heard and read stuff like that bunch of times and it probably shortened my life by at least few months everytime. Let's not scare younger lads like that.

[@TheStoicArmyPainter]

lol whut i got banned from your discord? i didn't even do anything :P

[@ravenRedwake]

20:47 holy teats, we’ve had Coomers, little cheaters and now a far-right Road Captain. Honestly those people (Sovereign citizens) would just have a better time if they had mid-grade street bikes, because then they could just choose not to interact with the police. (If they can’t catch you and you don’t have a real tag…sorry my little piggy buddies, get back to surfing tinder for badge bunnies)

[@likeyacutg4720]

Yo yo yo first comment

[@Rob-fn1kp]

nahhh I dont believe the wanking story- deff not

[@-VOR]

No way that jerkin story is real 🙄