Catching A Stray Neko (ASMR Roleplay) [Neko Listener] [F4A] Part 1

Part 2: • Caring For A Stray Nek...
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Script: It's you, you're the neko, Max said so
Listener: Neutral
Imagine being able to catch a cat smh couldn't be me

[@StormtrooperTK--ic8pb]

“Then what is that gash on your leg” TIS BUT A FLESH WOUND! “Okay black night” Okay we’ll call it a draw then

[@Hoods961]

What are you going to do, *bleed* on me?

[@Mkkw6676]

Come back here I’ll bite you legs off

[@jojofan3506]

@@Hoods961 YES, *BLEEDS ACID ONTO YOU*

[@Pan7578]

YES

[@rusticdebris8021]

Fake: Oh, you're growling now Me as a Neko: *Infernal Goblin hissing*

[@JustSomeRandomGuy1063]

I Would Do The Same

[@doctor479]

@@JustSomeRandomGuy1063 indeed sir

[@thiscringeperson9969]

I would commit self attack

[@SoshoKozadokaGojiraChargedUp]

*Velociraptor screeching intensifies*

[@maxhailey8253]

*Inhuman sounds intensifies*

[@sobanoodles4286]

“If I let you out are you going to nibble my legs off?” TF2 Heavy voice: Yes

[@likhaliaemnhorlygrace2728]

Very good joke 👍

[@O5-7]

Finally, someone who gets it. My search has lasted years. I can rest.

[@Dude-xb3xh]

I am bulletproof!

[@kkhagerty6315]

“I’m at least a foot taller than you” Me whose 6’6: 😳

[@PrettyBoySlaughter]

Same bro I'm 6'2 and was like damn 😳😂

[@charliecharlie4909]

Lets be honest tall guy to tall guy would you really complain about a girl whos 7 foot because i wouldnt i could be the little spoon for once not that i ever been the big spoon either

[@chaingigan7545]

@@charliecharlie4909 a series of unfortunate events

[@kkhagerty6315]

@@charliecharlie4909 facts

[@philipromland]

@@charliecharlie4909 facts ;(

[@buhprup5236]

Game theory: 50% of fake listeners were cats all along

[@demonmonkeyking3437]

Oh God...

[@Overlysarcasticfox]

Foxes*

[@misterabcnew2888]

And me whos secretly a neko

[@atheist2025]

That’s more like viewer theory, more plusable than sans and ness tho

[@ImpishFemboy]

That would technically be Film Theory but I will allow it.

[@spoon2389]

Spoon has the best master!

[@wolfie_thee_wolf]

Spoon I swear I see you every where

[@atheist2025]

@@wolfie_thee_wolf they’ve also multiplied

[@likhaliaemnhorlygrace2728]

Nah same one 😂🤣

[@postumbralux6511]

You are everywhere seriously

[@sugonmaligma]

Comically Large Spoon of Gold

[@natememes370]

Nice Monty Python and the holy grail reference

[@samareyte5677]

That made my day for sure

[@SuperChristopher-ll8bd]

Number S39 is right. And the funny thing is I said "It's just a flesh wound" in my head so the fact she made the reference is even better.

[@damianwolfe613]

So I looked it up and was not disappointed.

[@aidenvari662]

"Tis but a scratch"

[@Satan-ub7we]

@@aidenvari662 “Your arms cut off!”

[@jsnE_ca]

I love hearing scripts from different asmrists cause they are all so amazing in their own way

[@Fonzie4444]

I am very much enjoying these neko listener audios, probably my favorite category to listen to.

[@arandomseal6663]

I give this my "Seal" of Approval. Now with bio-degradable plastic

[@hutao7917]

Im watching with my cat and she approves.

[@darth__flame09]

Hu tao has a cat

[@hutao7917]

@@darth__flame09 I have two!

[@doctor479]

@@hutao7917 let me guess both of them sleep in coffins you made

[@hutao7917]

@@doctor479 no. They like to sleep on the couch or my bed

[@doctor479]

@@hutao7917 i guess that's possible too >_>

[@PianoScorpion0]

Oh? This wound? Tis but a mere scratch.

[@AnGerBomB]

*You say as your missing a leg-*

[@vanceschluter5016]

@@AnGerBomB TIS BUT A FLESH WOUND

[@AerCloud]

It doesn't hurt!

[@SoshoKozadokaGojiraChargedUp]

"What are you going to do, bleed on me?"

[@vincentmarcellino7183]

I've 'ad worse!

[@idontknowhowtoyoutube696]

This wasn’t the part 4 Neko listener audio I wanted but still an audio I liked! Great job!

[@MaxtheKat]

This is to tide everyone over while I'm working on part 4 :P

[@idontknowhowtoyoutube696]

Well this awkward...

[@MaxtheKat]

@@idontknowhowtoyoutube696 no, I know everyone really wanted part 4, but, I wanted to close out the series satisfyingly so, I'm probably overanalyzing my writing to make it so. It'll be here soon!

[@justsomethingfake5781]

"Get in the trap" You think i'll get in that cage just cuz of salmon? Bc you're completely right

[@George_W_Bush]

Oho I’m adopted now? I’ve been on the streets for so long, it will be hard for me to adjust to a new home life! If only I had a handsome supply of salmon...

[@GeminiSlime]

Okay George

[@doctor479]

bruh thats cursed in so many way's

[@SoshoKozadokaGojiraChargedUp]

Hmmm

[@J-dogd]

"oh so what do u call that huge gash on ur leg" Me: "it is but a scratch"

[@spectrumhextro2420]

That Monty python reference at about one minute in just made you my new favorite person. 😂

[@PrimordialReaper]

I did not agree to this kidnapping but I don't think I will mind this arrangment. Another lovely audio, thank you.

[@ТнИя-б5ь]

Aren’t nekos just beautiful?

[@cryptocat5496]

Yes

[@LJb7878]

Yes

[@Mkkw6676]

Dunno never seen one

[@BenMorgan-q3x]

Duh!

[@Brin-iy4lj]

I am slightly concerned about the implications of domesticated sentient beings but I also like being called kitten, truly the duality of man

[@Snowfall_775]

Kidnapping: nah👎👎 Surprise Adoption: yeah 👌👍

[@rangerarion6937]

So is that the listener’s “name” in this audio? “Monty”, honestly I love it

[@epicmiles6534]

Same

[@sherrythecherry1512]

No its a reference to i do believe the MC of Monty Python if im not mistaken

[@Mkkw6676]

@@sherrythecherry1512 you are not mistaken

[@God-of-canine]

“TIS BUT A SCRATCH” “A scratch yer arms off” “I’ve had worse” “You Lier”

[@Thecloaker_]

“A flesh wound? Ok then black knight”

[@ark5682]

Thank you for blessing us with this video.

[@shujinchua7074]

fun fact of nekos they have tourette syndrome that's why they always say nya

[@keepermovin5906]

This is doubtless a symptom of the extensive inbreeding necessary for the development of the race

[@J-dogd]

I dont care I'll still love them

[@tuckercarlson8743]

Finally, after so long I managed to finally catch one, it was only a matter of time

[@gone_mad-tryagainlater]

Yay, I found a new asmrtist! With how much relationship roleplay asmr I've put in this playlist, the character growing from it will end up being legendary for her charisma when she's introduced to the main story in my head. But, for now, she's confined to just the asmr playlist, because she's not very fleshed out yet

[@brohambbg]

“Why would you kidnap several children??” “They were surprise adoptions”

[@DavidJoh]

OK, so we're bipedal, we talk, we have feline dentition, fur, and we're a bit over 4 feet tall, but seriously underweight.

[@gamersread2405]

Just so you know I have irrational tendencies involving knocking down cups of water

[@dylade686]

I'm perfectly fine with being a neko, means I can cuddle with an excuse

[@TiberiusTheLivingLegend]

I like how she called the neko "stupid"

[@user-xd1dk8fm7l]

I'm a Neko now? Huh I suddenly have the urge to destroy furniture and also eat fish

[@TheMemeDoctor]

A flesh wound, “ okay black night.”

[@zippytwins5045]

Kidnapping?! You mean surprise adoption!

[@jacksonalex9190]

And hobbled away hobble hobble till the very next day

[@cucumber7199]

Cucumber Approved

[@LeIouch.]

When a neko is involved i can sag for all of us, we like the audio.

[@unlimitedpower99]

“Suprise adoption” The first 15 seconds of the video: *get in the trap*

[@MaxtheKat]

Exactly! You didn't know you were getting adopted... Surprise~! :)

[@yenibrry]

Imagining this whole scenario in the beginning is just hilarious

[@KyousukeCiro]

yup i've heard this script somewhere before and i love it

[@MaxtheKat]

MoonSilk did it for me and I loved it, too!

[@fluftyfluff6601]

@@MaxtheKat i that i thank i listen the moon silk version yesterday and now i know its the same

[@FlaglerAmerica]

What a catch it’s internet breaking!!!!

[@gremmyboyy]

fake:do you know how long i've been trying to catch you? me:what

[@softieboo12341]

I can't stop laughing at the fact a FLESH WOUND🤣🤣🤣

[@giraffedragon6110]

*pads around on the bed fishing for the mega tuna plushie and proceeds to cuddle it* This is mine now

[@SoshoKozadokaGojiraChargedUp]

Nuuu, its mineeee *Grabs it from u and snuggles it tightly*

[@darth__flame09]

There's a reason I love you're content

[@ArmedVacation]

This is nice, i like this

[@requiemdragon8620]

"Surprise adoption?" Where I come from, we call that "kidnapping."

[@heyimhunter1245]

1:10 "tis but a scratch"

[@mr.vesper5659]

Ok yeah I'm happy now. Much love 💜

[@Minglesmoot]

"We're all nekos now."

[@uziiverse]

h-h-honeybun?? *dies of sweetness*

[@grimm_hunt3r709]

Love that monty python reference.

[@elsombero1747]

Wait, wait, wait.. Did you say Goodbye Monty at the end? Wait, is this a reference to that one Commodore 64 game titled "Auf Wiedersehen Monty" which literary translates to Goodbye Monty? Damn, if that's the case, I would never thought that there's another person who still remembers that amazing game 😂

[@neohelios4776]

I think it’s Monty Python the black knight because of the tis but a flesh wound reference just before

[@jojofan3506]

7:02 “If its not food, Its pets” I’d like to add one more to the list GUNS

[@petee3274]

*spits out dead swallow* here's the bird that's been stealing coconuts

[@BIGDAWG91331]

Her: finally got you ya neko Me: 😐.......im a dawg

[@wolfgamerv2321]

I Identify as a Wolf

[@SoshoKozadokaGojiraChargedUp]

*I IDENTIFY AS AN ATTACK HELICOPTER*

[@BenMorgan-q3x]

*me who identifies a a boeing 747*

[@Manlikegibbon]

"It's too late the second you clicked on the video you were already a neko!" I feel as if that's a JoJo Reference about Killer Queen... You fool, you fell for it! Thunder Cross Split Attack!

[@JamalWhite-b2y]

Her : are you ok?, Me: Nah I Fell in a thorn bush!

[@strobe_1997]

idk i never in my life i thg i might be a neko or had the idea but dam i love these....more !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ... dam life has fucked me over

[@ThatChillGuyJay]

Fake: get in the trap. Me: *gets trapped* *runs around the cage at top speed.* LET ME OUT!

[@You_Have_No_Maidens_Lmao.]

Surprise adoption... So... Kidnapped?

[@MaxtheKat]

Tsk, tsk. "kidnapped" is such an ugly word. Surprise adoption sounds so much better! It's a surprise! Everyone likes surprises, right? :)

[@You_Have_No_Maidens_Lmao.]

@@MaxtheKat No.

[@criminalpidgeon4636]

1:13 MONTY PYTHON REFERENCE!!!! YES!!!!

[@sansthepun12]

Did anyone else see surprise adoption and immediately think it was a kidnapping asmr?

[@MaxtheKat]

I mean... *technically*...

[@RiderofGary]

I love that monty python reference, cos i was thinking the exact same thing when I heard "what do you call that gash"

[@HexJayBun]

More! MORE!

[@poseidon4g]

*Fake* : Surprise Adoption! *Me* : Who are you? Batman?

[@BH2ify]

_I hate Mondays_ -Garfield.

[@hub7216]

Wohoo!

[@Crazy_Red1014]

YOU WATCH MONTY PYTHON that was awesome the black knight and "its just a flesh wound"

[@cndyljn]

This now this is good

[@Grimmmmm-k3t]

I want MORE neko listener

[@couchpotato8869]

"Then what do you call that huge gash in your leg" 'Tis but a scratch

[@noxknight9921]

TIS JUST A FLESH WOUND

[@t26e3pershingtank]

**devious laughter** I know

[@jtsnipertobias7891]

Yes I loved the reference, tis but a flesh wound and the Monty name.

[@mike4065]

This is so cute

[@Thecloaker_]

The safe word is *”POLICE BRUTALITY”*

[@edelweiss3964]

Some solid Monty Python reference there

[@averyangrycrow4936]

Surprise adoption? Ain’t that just kidnapping worded differently

[@Satan-ub7we]

Oh my god...Monty Python, the hunt for the holy grail reference!!!!! Oh my god yes!!!!

[@toro4475]

Hug on you Fake ASMR, Hope you had a good day take care of yourself (>•w•)>

[@wolf-16_Adept]

"Ti's just flesh wound"

[@shelshock410]

Thicc-fill-A approved

[@destructo999_8]

I also prefer "surprise adoption" to the term "kidnapping"

[@tone7901]

Ah yes surprise adoption, also known as kidnapping

[@vincentmarcellino7183]

Surprise adoption. Also called kidnapping

[@killjoy3330]

I seriously want to turn into a neko

[@cappuchino14]

Neko listener audios good

[@TwilightaudioASMR]

Who else looked at the thumbnail and when you saw "surprise adoption" You thought of W2S's joke 😄 No just me

[@Yujiboygaeming]

Ig musk couldnt keep them all under control huh?

[@Holo.Shitter]

I already have [Stray Cat] I don’t have space for a stray neko

[@thnkng]

Is this technically a kidnapping? Or a catnapping?

[@LJb7878]

Catnaping

[@wolferore5372]

ill give you more skeichies can someone play that 100 times

[@greybigfoot1722]

Let’s hope that apartment allows pets

[@TheCrazedFan]

Damnit It was in me the whole time

[@creaturetransylvania8943]

1:13 Har har they know the movie.

[@Error404Frost]

1:12 Ths but a scrach

[@theredcomet789]

Gonna catch them all

[@Teojockey]

Kidnapping=surprise adoption