Cowboys Owner Jerry Jones Unveils New Helicopter

[@donaldtrump7805]

“Great way to beat the traffic” no shit it’s a fucking helicopter. I own 3

[@godblesschild808]

And here comes The Jetsons🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@chaseblumenfeld]

They should name the helicopter "Cowboys One" as in Air Force One or Marine One

[@OfficialFatLip]

? nah...maybe breakfast & head

[@ianmangham4570]

You're moving in the stone age boy

[@Closeoutracer]

I'm sure the players appreciate the 80 mile round trip from the Stadium to Frisco .. Might as well have put the practice facility on Lake Possum Kingdom since distance wasn't considered. Jones drafting skills and franchise location skills seem to stink, circle, and flush in about the same manner.

[@ianmangham4570]

Son of a mother

[@michaelparr1718]

How about naming it "The Loser Cruiser"?

[@DavidLopez-ex9sd]

The name is HOPE that's right HOPE to win the Superbowl 😂

[@raymassey7450]

Name it “Gertrude”

[@SuperDeanMoore]

jerforce one

[@Angry.General1461]

HI45??? Thats an EC135!!!

[@dmimcg]

nope, 145.

[@MLewisUT]

Nope

[@antwanwimberly1729]

Not to move Dart train 🚊

[@OfficialFatLip]

good th@ng it int cr@sh proof lol!

[@ianmangham4570]

Are ya shittin me boy, damn,

[@peacethroughstrength172]

The lap of luxury and ego! And people wonder why they suk!? Pampered and babied, they are going no wbere again this year. Itll be just like the Astros IF they even make the playoffs.