Unlikely tourism slogans for America 🤔. | Whose Line Is It Anyway? | Comedy Central Africa

[@danielbuege1]

That "see it while it's still standing" comment hits a little too close to home right now

[@suzettehenderson9278]

Yeah, my thoughts exactly.

[@queenprincessmaster]

I thought the exact same thing sadly

[@akandeboluwatife4982]

Exactly. America seems on the verge of implosion

[@Milnoc]

More like "see it while you're still standing."

[@omnigar9611]

Venezuela is taking applications.

[@gvendurst]

"You haven't heard the last of me!" Famous last words

[@nicholascrow8133]

"They couldn't hit an elephant at this distance"

[@danielwalker26]

Lincoln assassination jokes are always funny because everyone jokes that it is always too soon.

[@nicholascrow8133]

Still better than "I would like you to meet Stephen Hawkin"

[@ryancoulter4797]

But how was the play?!

[@Merennulli]

@@ryancoulter4797 It was to die for. Ironically, he'd allegedly already seen the play before and didn't want to see it again, so maybe it wasn't that good. (I'm getting that claim from "A Short Life of Abraham Lincoln" by Ralph Shirley, though I have serious doubts about the accuracy of the source.)

[@crnkmnky]

@@Merennulli “Our American Cousin” sounds like a bad Oscar Wilde knockoff…

[@matthewgigs3456]

I didn't get the joke till I saw your comment, completely forgot his wife's name...

[@pic18f452]

"Yeah that outfit does make you look fat" --- Famous last words

[@markdunham9634]

I replayed that Lincoln joke way too many times. That was hilarious.

[@Tahoi5678]

So you're the reason why its most replayed!

[@alfredfreedomjones5105]

Why do people find the murder of Lincoln & Kennedy hilarious 😭

[@markdunham9634]

@@alfredfreedomjones5105 It’s the slow realization that you do each time the joke is done that makes the joke hilarious. As you can tell, that assassination - even 157 years later - still stings the heart of any real American.

[@markdunham9634]

@@Tahoi5678 You’re damn right.

[@timothypeterson4781]

It was good, the "too soon" part made it about 3 times better.

[@fezzik7619]

Famous last words: “Eh. It should hold.”

[@smc1942]

Famous last words... "Don't worry, boys, most of them can't fight anyway." George Armstrong Custer.

[@Fusspilzsammler1]

or Vladimir Putin

[@ashleighmodglin]

How has chip somehow gotten MORE handsome with age

[@Aliz56]

That's what I was thinking too 😍

[@blackheartthedarklord6428]

It's the beard

[@aaronpincus6095]

Famous last words "You gotta be fu$king kidding me"

[@MrMusicmicky]

I'm from Florida and I can say Wayne is accurate.

[@PHSDM104]

He did grow up in Central Florida, so he ought to know what it's like down here.

[@SimonASNG]

But they don't announce their state, they are more likely to say, "Hold my beer" or "watch this!"

[@Headpfones]

What in the world goes on in that place ? 😳

[@Buggy-su4oy]

"Watch me pull this grenade pin out with my teeth!" Famous Last Words.

[@mikearchibald744]

No, second last words, "watch me put this pin into this grenade with my tongue"

[@alexriddles492]

Missouri Loves Company.

[@trevorstockwell8290]

Ryan and Collin always funny

[@doloreslehmann8628]

Famous last words of the sports teacher: "All spears over here!"

[@arthurmartin4616]

"Fire at will!" -some guy named Will

[@dennisolsen4507]

Javelins.

[@christophercole8114]

Why is it that Chip with a beard looks a lot like Jim Carey?

[@CalTek]

agree....I had to do a double take to make sure not him

[@gundag453]

He played a one-shot villain on 'Lois and Clark' back in the day and I remember thinking he was putting in a poor man's Jim Carrey performance.

[@legionaireb]

I got Jake Gyllenhaal.

[@Clasteau]

I was also expecting * Honks horn, raises eyebrows*.

[@pacificostudios]

People in Africa probably don't realize that "Florida Man" is the butt of many jokes in the USA.

[@Legendary_Detective-Wobbuffet]

That's fine, most people in America don't know Africa exists.

[@deborahadebayo]

Nah, we know...

[@matthewthomas4301]

Pickup lines at the circus: check out my shoe size 😉

[@thachad098]

I was wondering how Ryan missed that

[@Taverens_Pull]

Famous last words "Yeah, I'll have a #3, extra hot sauce and a fries supreme also extra hot sauce. And what the hell? A spicy cheese double beef burrito on the side and yeah I want that with extra hot sauce too."

[@trixieelle4511]

Famous last words : "Do you have any last words ?"

[@bluebear1985]

0:56 Nice job on Chip for throwing a little shade at Wayne. For those who don't know, Wayne has been the host of the American game show "Let's Make a Deal" since 2009.

[@rainman7992]

after conjoining " Hey Baby, you know what they say, two heads are better than one "

[@-belue-6697]

0:19...Wayne, she said UNLIKELY! 😬🤣😬

[@Airestotle09]

Its sad to see that Ryan and Colin are no longer the most handsome members on the show

[@crimsonknight7011]

The Joker “If you have to explain a joke, then there is no joke!”

[@MsWatermonkey]

Famous last words: "YOLO"

[@thekillerkellyn899]

I miss this show 😂🤣

[@rufusmcmunchly]

you know they're still airing new episodes, right?

[@motodog242]

??? It's a show that still airs new episodes on The CW, unless you're saying you miss the Clive or Drew eras, which I agree, I miss them too.

[@willjohnboy]

@@motodog242 the eras i miss yes, the hosts not so much.

[@TheNintendoFreak04]

I love that no matter how much time passes, ppl get playfully up in arms about assassinated Lincoln jokes

[@furionmax7824]

Oh.you should've seen it when they made a Hitler joke. We can make jokes about murder and abortion but not f**king Hitler. -Drew Carey

[@markdunham9634]

@@furionmax7824 Murder, abortion and the Native Americans…

[@LordClydeofOMAR]

I cannot believe this show is still going.

[@markdunham9634]

Considering how serious things are…Thank God this show is still going. I rewatch the reruns all the time.

[@LordClydeofOMAR]

@@markdunham9634 I remember watching reruns of the original British version (The ones with Clive Anderson) on Comedy Central in the late 90s. There were some episodes shown from before Colin and Ryan were even on the show.

[@robertcolontonio7775]

Unfortunately I read that this is its last season and is cancelled. Damn shame.

[@eidorian101]

@@robertcolontonio7775 It's not.

[@robertcolontonio7775]

@@eidorian101 It is not technically cancelled but Colin has said that if it is renewed it would be without all the people who are working on it now.

[@michaelhughes9553]

So now apparently I follow Comedy Central Africa. Well played Africa…

[@vale.antoni]

No, Timmy! Don't press that red...

[@SpeedyEric1]

Famous last words: "I am not dying. It's fake news."

[@jamesdenton3438]

Thank you Colin!

[@bramusa]

Let’s be honest… ‘stay out’ isn’t too unlikely nowadays…

[@turdFerguson565]

To be Frank, none of those would be inaccurate

[@kissit012]

It’s more of a safety issue than a prejudiced one now. Save yourselves

[@mikearchibald744]

After 911 is when it really started. Educated scientists talked about being harassed at airports just for going to conferences.

[@ianh1504]

"Leave your guns at the door (you can buy better ones once youre inside)"

[@archvermin]

Whoa Chip looks damn suave now with the beard

[@drinkinslim]

For a moment there, I thought it was Jim Carey!

[@Hobbes1025]

According Aisha's shirt, am I supposed to KISS where it says?

[@SM-yy2vg]

The last one. 😂

[@lunarumbreon7699]

“You know what Jackie, I think we should take the top down, it’s a nice day”

[@alfredfreedomjones5105]

😭

[@palmer9115]

Famous last words: “what are you gonna do…..shoot me?”

[@mikearchibald744]

:"you couldn't hit the broad side of my ass"

[@buggyroberson9922]

Unlikely State Slogans: "Welcome to Hawaii-Hope you like driving in lava."

[@smc1942]

Wyoming... "Wide open spaces since 1890!"

[@maggie2u135]

Famous last words....'It doesn't take a rocket scientist.'

[@nicholasrv8834]

great show. Wish it would come back.

[@kevin2400]

It’s coming back this fall

[@motodog242]

??? It's been still around for like the past 8 years now.

[@aeyb701]

Just a little thunder storm. Let’s play through.

[@lcolsen22]

Who else didn't realize that was Chip until halfway through?

[@DezMarivette]

I’ve been scrolling through the comments to find out who the Handsome Beard was - and it’s CHIP? Myyyy he did age like fine win 😆✨

[@eleanorrarity6498]

Love this show - didn’t realise the new host played Dr Lewis on Criminals Minds (another show I love) 😄

[@natekrieger5741]

Luv Chip’s Beard!!!!!!!

[@415423591]

Love this host. So relaxed and fun.

[@redacted2275]

Not funny, though.

[@daledouglass9433]

Mary and Abe lincoln. Mary was his wife

[@jordanmontney7121]

No shit

[@MarceldeJong]

Thanks, I didn’t get that one.

[@SomeoneClever]

You have been promoted to Capt. Obvious

[@beingheardmedia6339]

Wayne Brady looked like he felt some kind of way about that Lincoln joke. I don't know why. Suck it up, Brady!! Our people got what we needed from him. It's all good 😄

[@lunarumbreon7699]

I’m sure it would have been better if he could have lead reconstruction but yeah

[@PMunkS]

I've got one... ♫ "Oh shake, shake, shake... shake, shake, shake... shake your booty... in Djibouti" ♫

[@nctpti2073]

"Make America Great Again!" ... what, too soon? Lol...

[@larsg.2492]

Was hoping to see some African comedians on Comedy Central Africa

[@415423591]

Instead, you just get Canadians - a poor man's American.

[@drwatsonca6945]

Lol poor man's America so had any mass shootings today. I am free and you kiss the ass of the orange one

[@scionofdorn9101]

@@415423591 The United States, Canada's underpants.

[@alexlandherr]

Unlikely tourism slogans for America: “There’s still room in Montana!”

[@Emophiliac2]

Pickup lines at the circus - Wanna get your freak on?

[@Liwet.]

There's no way this is loaded. -Famous last words

[@Swamped117]

“Come to America, you won’t get shot”

[@gunkanjima3408]

Shout out to Chip coming back

[@funnyblog100]

1:40 As someone with a history degree that's fucking hilarious!

[@christiandelorde5887]

Still like seeing these old skits.

[@briwanderz]

"old skits" ?? I believe these are from the last couple years.. Wayne Brady didn't wear glasses last time I watched on cw a couple years ago, I don't think.

[@thestevenofsuburbia8431]

1:42 Fun fact: Abraham Lincoln’s assassination was on April 14th, 1865. This video was released on April 14th, 2022.

[@1977minicooper1380]

1:00 I don't understand Ryan's golf swing joke. Can someone help???

[@rickmills4801]

"Those are friendlies on our six!"

[@disableddragonborn]

Both of those slogans are way too real.

[@rainmakerii2610]

Famous last words: " Of course it's a prop gun" AKA- A baldwin

[@ThisisFit]

Forgot how much I loved this!

[@theemmjay5130]

Circus pickup line: "Your tent or mine?"

[@jakegiddings1495]

Famous last words. Mr President a Miss Lewinsky is here to see you.

[@d.allymusic]

Is this show still on? I gotta look this up bc I loved this show way back when

[@scottydog1313]

I didnt recognize Charlie Esten at all with the beard.

[@dodgeplow]

Reminds me of Jim Carey

[@tsrgoinc]

Unlikely tourist slogans for America, hmm 🤔 What like the penultimate line of the star spangled banner, as thats a lie? One thing for sure is home of the free you ain’t!

[@legionaireb]

1:42 Me: TOO SOON!!! 1:51 Incidentally, Bearded Chip looks like Jake Gyllenhaal.

[@slobodanreka1088]

):34 I guess Colin was indicating a statue of Washington, or Lincoln, or Jefferson, or...

[@thepoormansguidetothegalax3981]

Is that Chip?

[@nick4leader]

Yep

[@tobyfitzpatrick3914]

I thought it was Jim Carrey for a second...

[@dimitrisionas9566]

Great segment, had me rolling with laughter!

[@linrepboras]

"Why not come here while it's still a democracy? But 2024 election is closin in.."

[@SuperZippyzippy]

Stay out is not unlikely

[@buggyroberson9922]

Famous Last Words: "No I promise the gun isn't loaded-Here I will prove it to you!"

[@joeiijames]

Damn how is chip still fine AF

[@KefoAtleta]

I dont get that one at 1:01

[@GODZILLA2915]

If I was asked a slogan for US tourism. “Come for our natural landscapes and ..... uhhh.

[@Tyrunner0097]

"Watch human progress go backwards in real time!"

[@drinkinslim]

@@Tyrunner0097 Ha, that would work for both sides of the political spectrum 😂

[@mikearchibald744]

"Come for our slogans"

[@Sillybillyilly]

Wow I still have the hots for Ryan and Colin

[@cliffj33]

want to go to the 15th century ... come to america

[@351cleavland]

The whole Lincoln event still stings.

[@killerboba]

Visit the U. S. Leaving will make you the happyest person alive

[@killSeal]

Me: I'm going to Disneyland! Someone from the U.S.: Don't you mean Disneyworld? Me: I know what I said. Someone from the U.S.: You're so lucky.

[@kills26]

When was this made ?

[@bradhartliep879]

#AishaTyler! You've just won an all expense paid, non-return trip to Alabama! ..

[@fishingthelist4017]

"See! Alabama isn't like Wayne says it is. Now...show me around Compton." Famous last words from an old white guy.

[@aeyb701]

Like Handmaid’s Tale? Dystopian fantasy.

[@ed6431]

America - join a 'minority' get a free flag

[@arightscepter]

Unlikely tourism slogan? "Idaho Once"

[@vielbrz]

i didnt get the "tim" one..

[@JustinCoasters]

1. Everything Must Go 2. Hi Courtney Love, I'm Kurt Cobain 3. You make both of my heads spin

[@soulcornflake1]

Hey y'all, watch this!--Wayne has it right.

[@koenigkorczak]

what's the purpose of the buzzer?

[@lauraleecreations3217]

❤️❤️❤️❤️👍👍👍👍

[@MichaelWilliams-rz9sf]

Mock the week - USA

[@JackSmith-so7cw]

I was looking for so long for this comment aha

[@syd7801]

Our love is like pork.

[@ModeratelyAmused]

Bearded "woman" not such a rare site anymore.

[@rabbagast]

didn't get the play mary referance, what's that about?

[@babyblue1194]

I believe it’s an Abraham Lincoln joke. His wife was Mary and he got shot watching a play.

[@rabbagast]

@@babyblue1194 Aha, that explains it. Makes the "too soon" conclusion even funnier!

[@SaffronMink]

From the gist of the joke, it was meant to be Abraham Lincoln's famous last words

[@Mrraugut]

Now I got it. I thought he said 'plane' had me all confused.

[@USSResolute]

I'm glad that Comedy Central Africa is here to make us laugh in tumultuous times.