Unlikely opening lines from a sermon 🤣. | Whose Line Is It Anyway? Comedy Central Africa

[@thegodofpez]

Good lord does this show make me endlessly laugh. The skill of these improvisers is second to absolutely none.

[@notmuch_23]

Unlikely opening line to a Sermon: "I will read from the Good Book, and maybe a bit from that really boring Bible."

[@chakinabox]

Unlikely sermon: "Ok, who brought the Cliffnotes? I forgot the book."

[@OlddogPG]

Don't get too comfortable. Today's sermon will be a short one.

[@22espec]

Funny enough i have heard that one several times, it's never true.

[@isabelreyero3574]

Hey, the priest of my church was called “the Ferrari” He could do the entire service in 10 minutes. The new year sermon consisted in calling all of us a bunch of drunks because we spent the night partying instead of praying. And that was all. I miss that priest.

[@georgethakur]

@@isabelreyero3574 10 minutes? What?

[@isabelreyero3574]

@@georgethakur yes.

[@davidt3956]

Ryan's opening line isn't vaguely unlikely. "Prosperity preachers" are open about the cash.

[@bodenking]

“You ever fill like the government spends a disproportionate amount of money on us?”

[@PeopleHaveNoGender]

Oh, boo hoo

[@nataliaperez9954]

I'm on a whose line is it anyway kick...love the host.

[@nocoskull44]

Me too

[@danieltramp7432]

Oh, YOURE the one person that liked Aisha Tyler as host

[@nataliaperez9954]

@@danieltramp7432 I guess so..I thought she was great.

[@EditDeath]

Yeah, Drew was great

[@jaycievictory8461]

@@nataliaperez9954 You're not the only one. Lots of ppl like Aisha. Some of us even like both Aisha and Drew. 🌻

[@pacificostudios]

Bad things to say in the military: "Which guys are we supposed to shoot at, again?"

[@lavrentivs9891]

Or the classic from history "don't worry, they couldn't hit an elephant at this range"

[@pacificostudios]

@@lavrentivs9891 "They couldn't hit an elephant from that..."

[@lawrencefosterjenkins8216]

hardcore fans will remember ryan using "don't shoot 'til you see the whites" back when WL was on abc family

[@gurglequeen433]

I rmemeber that, it was proceeded or followed by Colin's GET MY BROWN PANTS!

[@ciderfan823]

And then Wayne went on stage.

[@joannecendana]

it’s funny that ryan actually made that “don’t shoot until you see the whites”joke in the older shows during sfah too. i wonder if wayne remembered that or it was just a coincidence

[@isabelreyero3574]

I think that phrase comes from the movie "Zulu" when they need to save ammunition.

[@ronlamb2213]

I love Aisha’s eyeshadow sooo much!

[@emmeeemm]

Unlikely opening lines from a sermon "My brothers and sisters in Christ, the science is finally in."

[@DarkHorseRyzing]

...and the bible belt just exploded lol

[@Buggy-su4oy]

Here's mine about the armed Forces: "Hey Sarge, got your nose!" And the sergeant proceeds to beat you up.

[@emmagottlieb9379]

And a classic..."How's it hangin'?"

[@philcool1968]

'Hope you bitches brought some money.'

[@SpeedyEric1]

Alright, let's talk about "God". *LMFAO*

[@jouneymanwizard]

"Unlikely opening lines from a sermon" Pretty sure I've heard (some slight variation) of each of them. Accidentally. While channel-surfing. WELCOme to the Bible Belt!

[@Saint_nobody]

I laughed into a coughing fit with that last bit...

[@kerseyking5510]

Bad things to say as an armed forces personnel: I really hope first sergeant gives us a safety brief today

[@yourheartsdesire6308]

Unlikely opening lines from a sermon..."And in the beginning, God created Adam and Steve." 😅

[@DarkHorseRyzing]

Depending on the theology and denomination, this isn't as unlikely as you might think

[@blutomindpretzel1735]

I feel like Greg has been waiting for that stripper fire pole for awhile....

[@misstee101]

In a suit too?

[@heywardhollis1160]

The man is nimble.

[@stevencahn4019]

"Today we will be reading from the Book of Simon - God's Top 10 Mistakes..."

[@missbeth347]

I've heard some of those sermons ..

[@johnmartin4119]

0:13 everyone’s going to Hell except my lover Steve 0:52 hello interviewer time to show you my assets 🍑 1:28 you’ll give me a hole $20 bill if I tell you where my base is? 2:32 we don’t need this survival gear, Mother Nature will provide

[@steveo554]

The funny thing is the "don't shoot until you see the whites" line was used before on Whose Line and didn't get as harsh a reaction.

[@piedpiper1185]

On the last one, I expected one of them to just gesture at the others.

[@brettjamele880]

Did he take off hia pants?! I laughed so hard at that!!!

[@Normal1855]

Is Wayne dressed up as a Star Bellied Sneech?🤣

[@connorwilliams5785]

...OF THEIR EYES!

[@byronmccall1554]

Wayne stole that from "Sanford and Son" 😂

[@GarrettWorcester]

Maybe it's a "Mandela Effect," but I seem to recall Richard Pryor using that line on one of his albums (that-I-wasn't-allowed-to-hear-thank-goodness-for-headphones).

[@byronmccall1554]

@@GarrettWorcester Come to think of it... That seems very familiar also. On the Samford and Son episode I think he was recalling a "war story" to Lamar (or was his name Leroy?) and he said it and there was a pause while the audience laughed of course and then Lamar said "OF THEIR EYES!" Redd (I don't remember his name in the show) was like "what?" And his son was like "It's don't shoot until you see the whites of their eyes Pop" and hilarity ensued lol.

[@justinwilliams7324]

The good stuff

[@koenigkorczak]

what is the purpose of that buzzer?

[@heathermetz6576]

Greg Proops!!!

[@juliekeast6175]

Unlikely opening lines from a sermon "How dare you fart before my wife!"

[@kayleegreen2134]

Every time I see aisha tyler I think what a totally beautiful women

[@Christianfaith0389]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️

[@Rkenton48]

My favorite about being marooned on an island, tho not from this show: From the shore I spot a ship wreck, I see two women swimming toward shore. Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian. They are frantically swimming as sharks are coming after them. I stand up on a nearby rock and shout, "Come on Sharks!"

[@wfcoaker1398]

Get a big pole and push them further in.

[@darrenrobinson9041]

@@wfcoaker1398 "Ladies - the cocaine is behind you".

[@rmtmiller]

"Death comes unexpectedly!" From the film Pollyanna.

[@theresaibler6942]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@waynescharfenberg3394]

Let's hurry it up. Packers start at 1 PM

[@EditDeath]

Unlikely opening line to a sermon: "Mark 23:13. 'If she breathes, she's a thot'"

[@WillGoslee]

Mark only has 16 chapters

[@EditDeath]

@@WillGoslee Everything about what I wrote screams blasphemy. Sorry, but I never actually cared

[@franzsumangil1549]

I don't get Colin's bit on the stripper one. Can somebody explain?

[@jaysartori9032]

LOL!

[@1977minicooper1380]

what was Colin's stripper bit? I don't get it.

[@skoshman1]

He needed a fly swatter...

[@blacksheep_edge1412]

He ripped off his pants, male stripper style, and killed a fly with his junk.

[@ryancoulter4797]

Using tassels as a flyswatter

[@CarbonatedMargarine]

I don't think that was the tassels...

[@dianaklien1560]

He was a male stripper, watch again with that in mind.

[@DalionHeartTTV]

Unlikely things to laugh at in a Whose Line Is It Anyway episode: Aisha Tyler

[@USSResolute]

I thought these were UNLIKELY opening lines.

[@crowdpleasa4495]

Lol I don't think the military one was a good idea....they're all way too sensitive about that one lol

[@Adamdidit]

Ryan calling it was probably a warning. They all went fairly tame.

[@dubious6718]

That's why they should joke about it.

[@alex98053]

This was uploaded in 2022 and I do see more white hair. Did they revive this show in 2022? If so, well done..

[@ShaeLynnBordyschuk]

Wooot second!

[@TheJellymonty]

The stripper moves one was funnier when Drew did it and Ryan did that absolutely smashing sexy crawl. It's so annoying how they are desperately censoring themselves, especially with the military one. In Drews's days, it was the non-censoring that had me rolling in fits and nobody was offended or "woke." Honestly can't stand Aisha. Bring Back Drew!!

[@Ashbrash1998]

Whether it'd be Aisha or Drew wouldn't make a difference. It's the network that does the censoring.

[@retnavybrat]

I think Drew has a job already.

[@toscanoplaster5603]

Not funny

[@kinsmed]

Thanks?

[@justinmillard8196]

@@kinsmed No Chas. Thank you.