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[@Adam.Langton]

Canadian here. I'm from the most conservative part of the country, and I've never met anybody who thought Canada should join America. Not a single person, ever. Everybody I know thinks this latest trump nonsense is exactly that: nonsense. But, you know what they say, "elect a clown, expect that clown to say embarrassing things, do nothing of value, and sell your country out to billionaires who'll gut what little healthcare and old age security you have." That's how that goes, right?

[@dave_by_day7632]

I know, it's sad and about 89 mil people didn't vote too. Hope he gets blocked from doing anything crazy. It's going to be a shameful chapter in the US history

[@PetThePeeves]

I don’t think any SANE American thinks anyone wants to be colonized by us, much less Canada. Unfortunately, according to the election, the sane ones are in the minority

[@joshpro88]

Nah hes about to turn up and be a wartime president. He's trying to be in charge until he dies. Who cares if it cost other people (mostly young), there lives. I didn't expect to make it to 40 anyway

[@Adam.Langton]

@@dave_by_day7632 THAT'S truly mind-boggling. That many people couldn't be bothered. Well, they're about to find out the hard way that voting matters, I suppose.

[@dbone7940]

I would rather be the southernmost province of Canada.

[@absentmindedprof]

The Gulf of America is what's between Vice President Trump's ears!

[@sherryhudson8420]

Why not it's between north america and south america.

[@adrianpena677]

You're just as dumb as he is!😅😅

[@JB-yb4wn]

@@sherryhudson8420 The Gulf of Mexico has been on maps since 1507. Before Vespucci even named the continent after himself.

[@DavidNelson-m9r]

@@sherryhudson8420it is also on the gulf of get this MEXICO

[@DavidNelson-m9r]

@@sherryhudson8420it wouldn’t make sense. A gulf is a large inlet of water that extends into a landmass, the landmass being Mexico

[@andtrrrot]

Mexico should rename the U.S. "North Mexico".

[@bobiel9048]

‘América Mexicana’

[@Catmando-z7g]

Good one!!!

[@raybenstead2548]

To the best of my knowledge I believe Canadians refer to the USA as South Canada.

[@jlo13800]

The DJT 3 cylinder 2.3L 2 stroke diesel outboard!

[@JudyPitcher]

@@raybenstead2548 No, we don't. The US is the Meth lab we unfortunately live above.

[@stevespoor-eb4uw]

As Bugs Bunny would say, "What a Maroon!"

[@theresehopkins1581]

So..... Mar-a-Lago is a nursing home now.......🤔🙏

[@pgknippel]

And Wrestlemania has the nuclear codes.

[@Teisharocz]

Am I going to 👍🏽 for reason or 👎🏽 Trump

[@theresehopkins1581]

@Teisharocz This is going to be a difficult time. We must stay positive 🙏😌✨

[@ricardorodulfo739]

Desi you are so clear for showing the stupid side of politics. Love u🎉❤

[@dougtheslug6435]

Birth Canal.......that's a good one.

[@freddysands]

Desi is making me dizzy with laughter 😆

[@bobiel9048]

'The Gulf of Elon & Felon' 😂

[@Madasafish2]

It should be called "The Gulf of a Felon" to commemorate the 47th presidency sentencing in the history books.

[@annejohnson-1577]

😂

[@bobiel9048]

'The Gulf of Elon & Felon' 😂

[@stevenwilkinson2031]

Weirdo Benedict Donald Duck 😮Fox news a Russian news station 😅

[@santaclaus0815]

Amerika is the name of the continent from Canada to southern Chile and got it's name from an Italian, Amerigo Vespucci. "Americans" just don't know how to identify themselves in any other way. They have got their continent's name from Italy, the continent's discovery from the Spanish, their language from the brits, their formal language and architecture from the French, their working class from Africa and China, their capitalism from the Dutch, their liquor from the Irish and their beer from the Germans. And they love mexican food.

[@JudyPitcher]

The Vikings came to Canada long before any of them.

[@MarcusLabia]

Who gives a flying Fook! WTF have you done since? Oh, right F...all. 😂

[@twiggitina21]

​@@JudyPitcher I was just about to point this out and the ridiculousness of saying a continent was "Discovered" when people have lived on it for thousands of years.

[@raybenstead2548]

The only Gulf of America is the gap between trumps ears.

[@viking_fisherman]

Can y’all tell that Trump has absolutely no clue what to do as he for the second time inherits a GREAT ECONOMY!!!!!!! His ideas just keep getting dumber and dumber!!!!

[@wendysturdevant215]

Dementia Don. Read what his own family says about him

[@sjwhite54]

Watch out New Mexico! 😅

[@mushroom.empire-n2h]

Donaldbequerque, New America

[@ViceCoin]

US cant even maintain infrastructure in the rustbelt.😅

[@user-ii3vn8tn3q]

'Make America Great AGAIN' and give Calif, Az, New Mexico and Texas BACK to Mexico. In fact, the laws Trump wants date back to those years when those states were Mexicos...why not insist EVERYTHING go back to then? Alaska back to Russia And the poor southern states won't get a dime in federal funds because New York can't support the country all on its own.

[@wendysturdevant215]

Dementia Don.

[@gregcurl7367]

Let's all play, Are you smarter than a Convict.

[@wendysturdevant215]

Great comment.

[@lokischildren8714]

Is mar a Lago a insane asylum???

[@stevenwilkinson2031]

Guess what the king is😢

[@mamathison]

He's gonna need a bigger Sharpie

[@twill9278]

today's most underrated comment

[@ViceCoin]

Canadians dont want to lose their healthcare.😮

[@SusieEdwards-g1j]

I believe more people should be approaching PP about not touching our. Health care!!!! He's is wayyyyy too arrogant!!!

[@DeKalbGal]

YEESSS, Donny, do it!!! Canada will be the biggest blue state in the continent. GO FOR IT!!! 👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼

[@martan3d]

Consider that Canada, if it was a state, would have about 54 electoral votes. Canadians are far left of us. No Republican President would ever be elected again. The house would always be democratic and the two senators from the 'state of Canada' would be democrats. Trump, as usual, has not thought this through.

[@wendysturdevant215]

Gee you think!!?😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@dewimatthews]

Thank you , Desi

[@Holmseth-y9p]

Maybe Canada has cheaper eggs 🥚

[@scmac5155]

Nope!!

[@szaki]

But Donald didn't build the 10 ft tall wall, bc Mexico had no money to pay for it! He should have asked KIm for money? 🤣🤣👍👍

[@AlCastro-h8s]

Birth canals ! That was funny 😅😂😂😂😂

[@iffracem]

Wants Canada and Greenland.. why? Resources. Lots of rare earth minerals, his new BFF Musk would like access to them, for "reasons"

[@kirstencampbell2593]

There is more to it. His buddy at Black Rock wants to steal all they're homes like they are going here.

[@maxharbig1167]

The emptiest gulf in America is the one between Trump's ears.

[@edwinbarnett9032]

Four years of comedy coming to the white house

[@dunstonmartina1234]

And Pepole actully followed thst Fool' 😂, says alot about them 🤪

[@Officiallyferalaero]

So Elon Musk also sent a doppelganger to take over Canada...😅 well played

[@Jtrisna]

😱 He lost his mind 😂😅🤣

[@kimsteed9401]

Might as well call it the Gulf, or Abyss of MAGA.

[@arthurlambert6418]

It’s his way of lowering prices ?

[@kevinschiller1749]

Mar-a-loono

[@Alexander-x1g]

I got a dumb question do you think trump understood any of this and figured out he is the dumb guy ? Or better yet his followers figure out did we f#$&Ed up ?

[@David-l6c3w]

That Pierre guy reminded me of Jack Donaughy on Thirty Rock in his art of negotiating while eating an orange.

[@heidimueller1039]

Or not answering a single question! PP is great at distraction, also refuses to pass a security check. Friend of the “freedom” trucker insurrectionists.

[@gem3618]

@@heidimueller1039a liberal/NDP voter I assume

[@wendymarples8388]

@@gem3618 Pretty much anyone but PP.

[@gem3618]

@ Honestly, that’s irresponsible at this point. We have a far right government south of us and no respect for far left. Which is the only alternative to PP. Also, having a proper economy is only logical. No economy means no country. We can’t afford to make potentially woke policies. We really can’t afford it anymore. We need to take the changing threats of this world seriously.

[@wendymarples8388]

@@gem3618 We'll have to see who turns out to be the leader. Not all the Ls in govt agreed with some of Trudeau's actions or inactions. People who don't want PP aren't necessarily 'woke'. We have long memories and remember what Harper did.

[@billlee8321]

Musk and Trump remind me of Pinky and the Brain. Just not sure which one is Pinky

[@Kodycares]

I still like' The Gulf of Cheaper Eggs'.

[@tonyalamillo6899]

I thought that the Gulf Of trump ,in Spanish Bahia de Cochinos ,translation - Bay of Pigs ,but that was already used and that was a BIG failure

[@johnross5889]

Trump can refer to it as the Gulf of Mar-a-lago for all I care. To the world and under UN it will still and always be The Gulf of Mexico.

[@eddieohearn17]

So is he gonna go around with a sharpie and change all the maps you’ll be busy if he does that and then we won’t have to worry about a damn thing

[@nightedpemder4992]

Gulf of America! Yea😂

[@katherinehunter9526]

#SaveTheTrueNorthStrongandFree❤🇨🇦💪🏼🙏🏼

[@MalcolmMacLeod-l7r]

How 'dem freedom fries doing? How 'bout Gulf of Stupidity?

[@mechamykal]

So… we just gonna start renaming everything to be more murica? Welcome to beautiful city by the bay, Saint Frank. Or wonderful mar a lago. 🍊💩🏠

[@artnouveau7633]

It's Mag a Lardo

[@rwillson291]

ATTENTION INTERNET: We need to help Trump rename the Gulf of Mexico--let's come up with a few options for him to consider. Afterall, Gulf of America sounds like something from a Marvel movie. The internet thought up Boaty McBoatface, right? Let's rename the gulf the Gulf of McFishface... let's hear your ideas. Here are a few early nominees: Cesspool de la Plains, Sea of Bronzer 47, Gulf of Spring Break, Cat 6 Spawning Pool, (in homage to the Bermuda Triangle) the Texas Hole, BP Platforms 1 to 2,000 Florida's Debris Field Louisiana Hot Tub ...Ok, internet, let's hear your names!!

[@rwillson291]

Yes, I like "Gulf of Cheaper Eggs"!!

[@Holmseth-y9p]

@@rwillson291 you know trump would name it something to do with himself it’s always about him. How about the gulf of stormy Daniels, it should be popular. It’s what made him felon.

[@Richard-od7yd]

Gulf of Humanities decline 😂

[@Bryan-yx2rt]

In honor of MTG, horseshoe Bay

[@denisenotermans3384]

Golf of pigs

[@shaheenali7276]

No, we Candians do nor want to be part of America . We dont want to die because of no health care.

[@johndoe248]

....it's like yelling " squirrels" to stupid dogs, nothing but distractions from the fact that his voters got conned.....

[@albertrunyan]

If trump wants us yo call the gulf of Mexico to the gulf of America. Does that mean we can call elon musk our president

[@TheCaster26]

"Polyakov" where did I hear that before!

[@phillipphil1615]

Let's just call it the gulf of Cuba.

[@goolooggg9005]

And Mexico to change to Mexiam to show America/USA dominance 🤣

[@michaeldmusiccanada]

Canada and Mexico agree to takeover ❤❤❤❤

[@johnross5889]

No Canadian wants what he's selling

[@NADEEMKHAN-os9wx]

Ysl sarukh tha wah death' sons hai iske jagah wah

[@JohnRochowiak-kg5rj]

Changing the name of the Gulf of Mexico to the Gulf of America will definitely bring down the price of eggs and bread and gas

[@mawi2988]

ooh, ooh, Let me guess! After acquiring X and Facebook, Trump will next also acquire Google and make Google Maps actually change the name to the Gulf of America. I give it 2 weeks.

[@scmac5155]

PP: Which people don’t even really know if Denmark has any legal right to Greenland? Can you name one?

[@mikesteele7420]

Make America Grate -- Again

[@CrazyWhiteBoomer]

Yea, if you can rename Army forts, we can rename bodies of water...

[@kinngrimm]

I never knew Trump was a Bush W fanboy. First came Freedom Fries now Gulf of America.

[@alberneinstein7075]

Canada should get 55-60 electoral college votes. Damn. Not enough.

[@kirstencampbell2593]

He eating an apple. It explains it all.

[@RubyJacobson]

And t-Rump will spell it the GOLF of America

[@seventybuick]

Artificially drawn line? That is because Canadians are white. He doesn't call the southern border an artificially drawn line.

[@Mike-y9o]

You misunderstand him, trump was talking about GOLF not Gulf. LOL

[@wendysturdevant215]

Yeah right 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@facundofacundoo6771]

Canada, Greenland and Panama need a Hugo Chavez. Jijiji.

[@Aroloner]

DTs comments are why they call it dope.

[@ninehundreddollarluxuryyac5958]

After we allow Greenland, Canada and Mexico to become part of America, only a few insignificant countries stand between Trump and his canal in Panama. Having taken Panama, a more compact wall can cut off the Darien Gap, forever isolating South America from America.

[@vicsaul5459]

Comedy ? TRAGEDY ✅

[@konakoffee00]

MAGA = Make A Gulf (of) America, which is sub-par for .... Make Americans Golf Anytime

[@NADEEMKHAN-os9wx]

Yahiya ko wah lasman me wah

[@kenhoward3512]

The Gulf of America is the huge gap between those who would vote for the "clown with a flame thrower" and the rest of us.

[@dmitrye3212]

I’m a Canadian. Half a million US$ to each Canadian and I’ll agree to become an American.

[@sheenashaw8668]

Someone tell Trump if he calls it the Golf of America he can make it his latest resort too… good grief.

[@carterdjohnson9673]

Mexicans and Canadians are Americans!

[@catherinemoran7652]

Gulf of America sounds like a mall

[@JohnChrystaline]

What does this have to do with the price of eggs 🥚 how rediculous

[@BonnieKennedy-pj7tn]

Abyss of MAGA😂

[@iwejun]

DISTRACTION is the word, DISTRACTION.

[@kenhedoityeshecan]

Show us with your sharpie.

[@NADEEMKHAN-os9wx]

Chandra Shekhar me jinping ji ko.

[@kpokpojiji]

The only Gulf of America that I've seen is the one between Trump's ears.

[@stevenolive671]

Maybe America needs to Join Canada

[@rfbradley3305]

Out law shreaded cheese. Make America Grate Agine!!!

[@NADEEMKHAN-os9wx]

Church maszid wah bas

[@NADEEMKHAN-os9wx]

Sabnam ko wah saraswati me wah

[@universaltruth9988]

Trump is making steve banon sane 😂

[@justinegorski2703]

Now all of a sudden a border is an imaginary line…

[@johnregan1843]

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

[@parisnelson2053]

I reckon the Gulf of Trump.

[@Butch1961]

Felons can run for president wow

[@JudyPitcher]

Sadly nothing in their Constitution to prevent it. I guess the Founding Father's never envisioned that bizarre occurrence. Maybe they thought Americans would ever be this stupid.

[@georgestuart8656]

Really, the Gulf of Trumponia sounds better. Plus Hudsons Bay as Trumpsons Bay ?

[@williamstroud5449]

Ban sharpies from trump WH

[@NADEEMKHAN-os9wx]

Putin ko wiswkarma bhagwan me wah 5 ho gya wah

[@NADEEMKHAN-os9wx]

Holi me sabnam ki beti jo jo bhi bhagwan ko manta ho bas khatam wah

[@johnd.lawlor4808]

Trump has ever been to Canada … and Peppy is not Canadian …

[@JudyPitcher]

He came once for the G7 in Quebec the 1st time he was President and left like a petulant child because he wouldn't sign the current G7 declaration. Then threatened Canada with tariffs before he left and got upset, then said lots of nasty things about Trudeau when Trudeau said Canada wouldn't be bullied. Remember his sitting at the table with his grumpy pouty face and his arms crossed while the rest of those World leaders were standing in front of him.

[@johnlawlor2583]

@@JudyPitcher Oh ya ... see how easy it is to forget Trump ... so get the media to stop fueling this crack ppot

[@NADEEMKHAN-os9wx]

Sankar me anish sons wah bajran bali me anish 2 sons gnesh me anish 3 sons wah ram me anish sons 4 or ek anish sons firoun hai bas khatam

[@marioperez-tg3ou]

can some one tell me why all of a sudden trump is not wearing hes cheetos makeup noo more he looks too pale

[@StevenTroy-vd3ut]

To all you Trump haters calling him a felon, please tell me the exact laws he broke to have a recorded conviction. I can't find it.

[@dcspangler8025]

Smoke & mirrors. Pay attention to what is happening behind the curtain. These sad souls and their unhinged greed are eyeing any way they can steal while everyone instead is listening to the nonsense.