CDC Warns Against Health Risks Of Flavored Gun Barrels | The Onion Presents The Topical | Episode 21

It’s the hottest new trend among our nation’s teens, but could it be deadly?
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[@DannySullivanMusic]

What's next, getting rid of my PEZ dispenser that is indistinguishable from my Glock?

[@JohnSmith-ox3gy]

Danny Sullivan Music How else am I going to eat 1200 PEZ a minute? This is outrageous, my underbarrel confeti launcher now sits in evidence locker at my local police.

[@nuclearcatbaby1131]

PEZ are my vitamin tablets!

[@loftilywrongly3483]

just give the glock a bright orange tip

[@ЙцукенПетрович]

It's not "accidental suicide", it's "surprise euthanasia".

[@Sean-ff9ic]

Sour Apple .44 is hands-down my favorite flavor

[@monetti22]

Pics or it didn’t happen

[@Sean-ff9ic]

Lolz

[@Sean-ff9ic]

Pink berry .22's are the best for when you want to suck on a gun barrel, but you're also on a budget.

[@Ryarios]

No lie. That stuff’s great!

[@raccooncafe5689]

"One last trip to Flavortown..."

[@gabescoochie4356]

Omg I’m so glad I’m educated about this after watching this video because I almost just sucked on a green apple flavored gun 😱😱😱

[@davvid977]

Just keep the finger off the trigger while sucking, I’ve only had one friend die sucking gun barrels

[@samhansen9771]

@@davvid977 that's just the price of freedom

[@longfang_1764]

Blue razz is way better imo

[@MikeEnIke007]

That wasn't a gun....

[@jamesparson]

I know. I was there.

[@AWormsPurpose]

Kids Glocking in the bathroom, and then emptying the magazine into classmates. It’s really annoying when I’m just tryna piss and smoke and scream fills the restroom. I can’t wait for the government to step in.

[@kidchiko9435]

It's an American's right to have delicious gun barrels in their gullet. All they have to do is be a responsible owner.

[@nrein89]

"So you're going to want to find a different solution for that." So who am I gonna call?

[@jcrowley1985]

They're always after me lucky arms. They're dangerously delicious!

[@bluehornet197]

This reminds me of the radio talk show on GTA

[@bilwisss]

ever try roadkill radio? different game, "roadkill" (was a mad max style gta, but you cant leave the car) the radio show was called "gear talk" more like, car talk + jerky boys + mad max... its here on youtube... not for the kids... or is it? ... kzbin.info/www/bejne/hWHUiGiJm5VobKM

[@GeneralNuisance00]

They should hire these guys for the radio in GTA VI. That would be amazing.

[@bilwisss]

@@GeneralNuisance00 "collaboration" with LAZLOW.

[@GeneralNuisance00]

@@bilwisss YES.

[@mattko1762]

Praise the Onion.

[@fanOmry]

Dude. Stop giving them Ideas.

[@muckymucks]

Get your filthy hands off my delicious gun barrels! Lib! Communist! Cat noises!

[@WindFireAllThatKindOfThing]

How many licks _does_ it take to get the center of a Ruger Redhawk Revolver? The world may never know. (LOL, I just remembered we used to have gun shaped Juice Pops. Chilly Bang Bang's.)

[@aidsdoh8286]

4c1dr3fl3x oh shit you just threw me back like 15 years

[@fanOmry]

I'm actually serious..

[@SMichaelDeHart]

I love my chocolate AR-15!!

[@b226tj]

I love my birthday cake Barrett M82A1!!

[@OwenMichtofen-rx5yz]

B226 T&J happy birthday haha!

[@nuclearcatbaby1131]

I love my juice filled gummy bullets.

[@Tusskie]

My grandmother just ate the onion

[@Runny117]

I just ate a chocolate flavored gun barrel and now I'm dead

[@Jackb290]

So you're grandma thought flavored gun barrels were real ?

[@taranwood6306]

That title. Enough said.

[@ctrain8900]

This is high quality satire against vape

[@skeetrix5577]

mr obvious lol

[@ctrain8900]

@Donald Piniach lol didn't say anything myself against it idc if you wanna comment against onion yourself go for it I'm the wrong person to comment tk

[@WeeWeeJumbo]

It's not "satire against vape," it's satire about the ironic stupidity of American moral panics (like the crusade against vaping) while we repeatedly shoot each other in the face with firearms

[@trentrubenacker9718]

Nope. High quality satire against guns.

[@ctrain8900]

@@trentrubenacker9718 it is however you interpret it buddy

[@nuclearcatbaby1131]

I never even wanted a gun until they came in yummy flavors.

[@lukekline9513]

Leslie H Price? Where's my Peter K Rosenthal

[@AlexanderTheScourge]

Luke Kline Fired sadly. Caught lying about his credentials. He never went to New Delaware Institute of Radionomics nor did he graduate with Archmaster’s Degree of Radioactivity. Nor was he an Archmaster (AR) of Radioactive Broadcasting. So they fired him.

[@lukekline9513]

@@AlexanderTheScourge I'm so tired of this blatant sexism at the Onion. Just because he's a woman doesn't mean he can't do his job better than a man!

[@AlexanderTheScourge]

Luke Kline with all honesty, have you met anyone that has graduated from New Delaware? You haven’t because New Delaware is a notoriously hard college to graduate from. Only 1% of the student body graduates. And only 1% of that 1% passes Professor Epstein’s Radiomonics class. And only 1% of that 1% have the right blood type before Professor Epstein will even teach them. So yeah I am questioning his abilities

[@JohnSmith-ox3gy]

When I am feeling down, I prefer the plane cold steel of my barrel.

[@DMS_Knighted_Drifter]

Nothing beats the taste of colt classic

[@downsjmmyjones101]

Does The Onion sound like GTA radio stations or do GTA radio stations sound like The Onion?

[@RYANST3R]

Yes.

[@MusicalInquisit]

The CDC is overstepping their bounds. Anything involving candy is under the jurisdiction of the FDA or the USDA. Such overreach of government is absolutely unconstitutional and unacceptable.

[@pseyeco]

It's me again, today's episode cashed in a hearty 9 lol's. Further analysis is needed to judge the scale of this uptick. I look forward to the next my research continues. Thank you all for your time.

[@dw6015]

South Park, Cartman, "p.s. please buy more chocolate guns"

[@AuntBibby]

8:06 cows aren’t actually as dumb as people think; animal intelligence is EXTREMELY unintuitive... an instagram user named HungryForWords taught her dog Stella to press wordbuttons on a giant dogkeyboard to communicate with her in 4-5 word sentences, some of which demonstrated a capability to refer to the same exact concept with 1 word “BEACH” or by combining 2 different words “OUTSIDE WATER” (AKA abstract reasoning). What makes that even more crazy is that dogs aren’t even as smart as pigs, and pigs are better at certain types of logic puzzles than chimpanzees, and chimpanzees have better “working memory” (how much they can visualize all at once without forgetting any of it) than human beings!!

[@vilotdarkmanner6801]

This is the onion. No one cares

[@AuntBibby]

@@vilotdarkmanner6801 i mean, regardless of context... it's funny to think that if IQ *was* objectively real, and *you COULD* measure intelligence on a single linear spectrum, than *that* would mean that eating bacon is eating the flesh of *our mental superiors!!*

[@BuzzinVideography]

A lot of people: CLICK BAIT!!! All of onion viewers: this shit is amazing

[@particularbored6072]

Never stop being you, Onion.

[@klorglork6917]

Smith and Watermelon LMAO

[@jordanmicahcook]

This reminds me of the stuff that comes on talk radios in GTA games.

[@IncredibleRob]

Your the best The Onion 🧅 keep it up!

[@________dQw4w9WgXcQ]

Reminds me of that one assassin from assassination classroom who is constantly licking his gun barrel.

[@thomasscott80]

Hey lay off my watermelon flavored Barrett M82a1.

[@DippinSauc]

Next is flavored missile? Can't wait

[@SuperToughnut]

I'm trademarking flavored bullets.

[@caramelcomplx9518]

Ha, Exploding chewing gum! only 9.95! I don't get it.

[@MrIan1086]

Any sponsors that DO protect against ghosts?

[@dontspikemydrink9382]

Who you gonna call? Spirit brawlers Original concept by Ilan, 2020. Do not steal.

[@randbarrett8706]

Omg! The Onion is implying that guns don’t make us safer! How controversial for The Onion to publicize facts!

[@FilthyPeasant]

Thanks for the advice !

[@acerimmer2000]

I think you've got your scammers segment mixed up with wall street trader, oh wait, (whispered into her ear) "what you mean there the same thing?"

[@supersonictumbleweed]

This reminds me of GTA2 in-game car radio skits

[@00MrPanda00]

I exercise my right to deliciously flavored loaded gun barrels.

[@lindafoxwood78]

I have loved flavored gun barrels for 50 years - only fired the gun 12 times - no health effects either.

[@werr3222werrr]

It’s my gun barrel I get to choose how it tastes

[@dragonatorul]

This sounds like the kind of radio I pull over and listen to in GTA.

[@Con.Current]

Thanks guys I was just about to continue sucking on my cherry flavored Barrett m107

[@AI-tc8fv]

6:26 FFUCK!

[@amateurwizard]

This is GTA radio

[@cageybee7221]

00:30 the H. stands for heist.

[@NotGrimman]

this is fucking hysterical

[@FarrFromPerfect]

Hemlock is poison??!!??!!

[@petitio_principii]

The president nevertheless is always a hope for all us con-men and con-women in all walks of life. Maybe someday in the future it could be one of us there. Or pulling the strings on some sucker there.

[@udlrfbak]

FINALLY im so sick of the CLP flavor. i want pina colada flavored panacea.

[@thomasdapig6974]

Lol the parallels to Juul r amazing. This is great satire

[@theremoteanater]

Yes Alexa can be used for trial

[@benjaminkline4855]

Death by chocolate. Lmao

[@williamhemminger4941]

This will be a classic

[@RandomBlackGuyisrandom]

I missed you guys.

[@scottibugatti7122]

Campaign against vapers, sell free, flavoured candies, yes, CANDIES such as JollyRanchers or other flavoured hard candies, not smoke candies but actual candies. Since vapers like flavours we should give them candies with nice flavors instead of them relying on vape pens to have a flavor puff

[@HKdouche]

How do you sell free candies?

[@MikeEnIke007]

I *love* the part about the ghost 👻

[@Sara3346]

Just unload the gun before right?

[@rockymtnboi1158]

Especially if your a whistleblower

[@fire_mutt7251]

Epic merica time

[@dregoth0]

Flavored gun? How lame. I prefer my regular leaded vape.

[@nabinko9841]

Letter to the Editor: In my opinion, satirical comedy is usually only funny when the topic it is mocking has some truth to it. You guys completely dropped the ball with the flavored gun barrell bit.

[@fanOmry]

👍😂😁 But seriously.. I wish you were right.

[@Iffy350]

Ok boomer

[@siyacer]

I said so

[@joycerachaels]

.38 steak flavor. The best!!! Double barrel bacon rocks!!

[@NeptunesLagoon]

a parody about flavored vape flavors...smh

[@MrLoobu]

Basically

[@a761loop9]

i miss onion's weekend review

[@petitio_principii]

"It's how I measure my self-worth." That's not healthy.

[@videojomo]

Great stuff. Was that Andy Richter moonlighting as a grifter?

[@aarongardner279]

You know the Spongebob episode when Bob ripped his pants? Remember the surfer fish? At first he thought the ripped pants thing was hilarious, and was like "Dude! you made me split my sides." (laughing). But later Sponge kept doing the ripped pants thing over and over beyond the point of annoying. Then the same fish just looked at him and said "Duude" with a disappointing tone. Well, That's me right now listening to the Onion. What happened to "There's some bullshit happening somewhere."

[@MajorReckerFailure]

This report is %100 true lol

[@WesleyBrown2000]

I love the Topical. 😁

[@Jagerbomber]

Gumgum Pistol

[@convisor2315]

who's here because youtube recommended OLD videos???

[@shiruba2004]

Not me either

[@BobTheHatKing]

This is basically satire towards vapes

[@nrsrymj]

Pretty dark guys

[@BlindMelonLord]

nrsrymj Personally, I find it hilarious. It’s poking fun at the fact that they’re trying to ban flavored e-cigarette’s. More specifically the flavored fluid. I mean, I’m all for banning it if it came illegally from like a black market or something, but if you got it legally that’s fucking stupid. it’s going to put legit sellers out of business.

[@soylientgreen8618]

7he next soci3ty 1s ai lready underground.

[@daverayasr.6287]

Lmao!

[@Chip-Monk]

Make some videos. These audios are half assed.

[@JesusRocksTryPrayin]

I took it as cigarettes are guns :D for old people but now they have flavored gun-barrel nicotine. and the face damage? idk. i like cigarettes; fuck e-cigs. Oldschool guns are cooler

[@markkraps29]

I'ma Glock later

[@GrimVestigeCF]

I’m a gamer

[@WaluigiPinballFan]

Actually had an opportunity to type first [edit] oh my gosh 😖 thank you guys, I never thought I’d get a single like

[@krovellium]

"no views" "11 comments" bruh

[@barricadedpurifier]

The Onion has changed so much... where are the funny images? Why is it just audio nowadays?

[@Sara3346]

Budget probably

[@Kitsaplorax]

This isn't funny. Fairly sick to those of us who lost relatives due to suicide by gun.

[@mr.yissal557]

If it makes me feel a certain way around whatever, then do I feel the opposite of whatever is not around ?. #YissaLogic

[@user-xi9py8es1s]

Might be my first time being first

[@lukekline9513]

Not quite, but good try

[@ratclit]

fuckin fiiiirst

[@houstonhensley9324]

28th

[@ChilapaOfTheAmazons]

Remember when The Onion was funny and smart satire?

[@Lone_Doge]

Still is

[@NoGoodHandlesComingToMind]

Voice actors need work, this was awful.

[@boogietunt6862]

Yes, please complain more about your free content.

[@NoGoodHandlesComingToMind]

​@@boogietunt6862 I guess it wouldn't be KZbin without braindead commenters. See: "Strawman argument," as I never argued that it should be free. Not even once. If you have to form an argument by making something up, which you did, then you don't have an argument. I'd rather it be paid content, with higher quality, than have them degrade a phenomenal brand with half-quality clips they threw together.

[@WeeWeeJumbo]

@@NoGoodHandlesComingToMind Then leave, bitch

[@Dclxvi6x3]

1st 😊

[@dickcastle]

Who gives a fuck