Ya but how many people don't get murdered in America everyday tho?
@dmpd189625 минут бұрын
😂
@Jch-tubeyou26 минут бұрын
It's a trump allegory
@TwisterTornado16 минут бұрын
This clip is over a decade old
@vincenthernandez224228 минут бұрын
I remember this was the first video I ever saw from The Onion over 15 years ago and I was like "This isn't a real thing, right?" 😂
@edwardnygma853328 минут бұрын
What game is he playing though
@CAT3616G28 минут бұрын
I’m glad the Green River Full Proof exists but Benchmark Full Proof is the better bourbon for me. Great work guys!
@dijikstra828 минут бұрын
12 years later and we've seen the first robot *actually* run a half-marathon, in Beijing.
@zapkvr29 минут бұрын
Lovely t!ts
@elumarsouza33731 минут бұрын
Either Humanity destroys Capitalism, or Capitalism destroys Humanity.
@CAT3616G32 минут бұрын
Because blacks
@daniellewieners717933 минут бұрын
I almost starved to death waiting for help in Walmarts electronics on Black Friday, I was there until the next Thursday before I gave up
@AnastasioCostaMeno36 минут бұрын
Of course it was in Argentina 😂😂😂😂
@assininecomment163038 минут бұрын
You know someone else who commandeered a dump truck...
@yeerski742 минут бұрын
I'm sure this does something for somebody
@daniellewieners717947 минут бұрын
I'm gonna scare my GF with this, I got a new knife for Christmas, I need to sharpen it with my stone. I'm gonna show her this video before I do it 🤪 lmfaoo
@RonaldJames-q1o48 минут бұрын
Fake news
@snigdharahman148053 минут бұрын
Man his Southern accent is so on point
@TwisterTornado15 минут бұрын
Or like, he could just be Southern. I think they used to shoot these in Austin?
@user-user-user-user.Сағат бұрын
100% a reason why this caricature persists. Free Palestine. 🇵🇸
@colterbaltesСағат бұрын
Exactly what I’m thinking
@kaik168Сағат бұрын
What a Chad
@TealTunicСағат бұрын
Lord have mercy. We must stay focused, brothers. We MUST stay focused.
@k0pstl939Сағат бұрын
Of course its chad
@shanemontgomery1358Сағат бұрын
So the shells go where now? 🤓
@MadScientist1Сағат бұрын
Gorilla: "If I didn't know about God and sin, would I go to hell?" Priest: "No, not if you didn't." Gorilla: "Then why did you tell me?"
@Dhumm81Сағат бұрын
"...according to the former CEO who called to leak the story from his new ultra-mega-yacht, which he assured us is completely unrelated."
@RifolasСағат бұрын
🫡
@JafarSadiq-x7sСағат бұрын
They made a gorilla depressed and sad Them: "We did it!"
@matthewmerchant2038Сағат бұрын
Handicap-accessible treehouse 😂
@kimberleydavis3129Сағат бұрын
2 funny
@AyJay53810Сағат бұрын
So..the kid is American CEOs and the foundation must be our elected officials who should be providing shit for citizens, oh, sorry, I mean consumers and workers, right?
@ubermenchlichemanСағат бұрын
I would say she left her brain at the asylum.
@MehdiGuizaniСағат бұрын
Bruh 😂
@breakfastconsumer3530Сағат бұрын
Does anybody realize this is the onion 😭
@axeledongo7846Сағат бұрын
The notification popped up on my phone and nearly gave me a heartache. Well trolled Onion
@SatanicfAttyСағат бұрын
This outrageous! How selfish this little boy is. His behavior is sickening. Pull the plug!!!