The Sopranos - Svetlana Kirilenko

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[@antonioreconquistador]

Tony was no Saint... But he did give that poor one legged woman his third leg.

[@josephtalmadge3108]

OHHHHHHH Rim Shot

[@porter2765]

Unlike effin' Zellman...one little beatin' and he couldn't perform 😂...Russian women need man stlong like bool, not one who folds after little bitch slap

[@seanswinton6242]

Or was it a kickstand? At least Tony didn't steal it like Janice.

[@galore1017]

@@josephtalmadge3108🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@nvkulk]

You win the internet

[@Melquisedec91]

Svetlana its the garry Cooper of women in the sopranos, the strong silent type

[@ceerious]

yup!

[@josephtalmadge3108]

Yes! Thank God nobody tried to get her in touch with her feelings

[@neilgerace355]

She had AIDS?

[@bigvanvader3122]

She was gay, Svetlana?

[@josephtalmadge3108]

@@bigvanvader3122 No lol 😆

[@TheFrogEnjoyer]

Svetlana was my favourite of Tony's women. She's smart and sassy and very pretty even with the one pin gone.

[@josephtalmadge3108]

Ya and I'm playing short stop for the Mets 😅

[@kanyejerome]

@@josephtalmadge3108lmaoo😂

[@Lkb99982]

The one pin😂😂

[@grxengine]

@@josephtalmadge3108 Really? Well y’all spit-the-bit giving up those 5 run in extra innings against the Astros last week. Not the makings of varsity athletes at all.

[@ashleybrooke2087]

All jokes aside, I always did like how characters of Svetlana gives the audience perspective on just how difficult life could be with a Soprano in it while at the same time serving as a reminder that, even with the abuse they'd suffer, things were even worse in other places. I also think Furio was checking Svetlana out right up until she put ice in her wine. That ruined the whole vibe for him.

[@ceerious]

very well said

[@josephtalmadge3108]

Charles Schaub ova here

[@porter2765]

She is stlong like bool...well, a female bool...you know what I mean

[@ashleybrooke2087]

@@ceerious If only Blundetto had a chance to meet Svetlana, he could have put the Peeps thing on her instead of incriminating an otherwise innocent pirate.

[@hippo-potamus]

He likes a woman you can grab on to.

[@ElleSimon-wi1cm]

Svetlana was a great character! She summed up Janice with two words: "Borink voman!"

[@Qrqyt]

Janice would have gotten a couple bucks each for those records on ebay, Svetlana probably listened to them and enjoyed them.

[@josephtalmadge3108]

When you're right you're right

[@WildBillHickums]

The way Irina looked at the envelope with $75k, was the same way little kids look at the pair of socks their great aunt gives them for Christmas.

[@ceerious]

😆

[@jennyvanniekerk9600]

If i got an envelope with so much money i wud do the happy dance😂

[@thiskid990]

I love her smile at 8:00. Hate the way Jan treated her

[@ceerious]

agreed

[@josephtalmadge3108]

Wtf was Bobby thinking 😅😅😅

[@johnconnor_]

Put prosthetic leg on docking station.

[@Zippadeedoodaa-nt8om]

😂

[@miaouew]

LOL

[@Meme_Knight]

LOOK AT THIS PRICK GIVING ORDERS!

[@jerdariusbrown6955]

Lmao

[@Meme_Knight]

LOOK AT DIS PRICK GIVIN ORDERS!

[@jackashmore]

“This is too much for me” Said the mob boss

[@josephtalmadge3108]

Ohhh poor Tony, Phil did 20 fken years in da can ate grilled cheese off the radiator 😂

[@hippo-potamus]

@@josephtalmadge3108 What's he got to be depressed about? Nobodys sending him to the glue factory.

[@josephtalmadge3108]

@@hippo-potamus OH RIM SHOT

[@SoftDrinksOfChoice]

Junior was so quick witted before the dementia. “Did you off him an aspirin ?!”

[@ceerious]

yea he had the best lines lol

[@josephtalmadge3108]

Junior's not a cat he don't shit in a box. Junior's 1 of the best characters on the show

[@SoftDrinksOfChoice]

@@josephtalmadge3108 Dominic Chianese immersed him self into his roll just as well as Gandolfi. The moments on the show between them were magical. I think his ending was the saddest of the series. TS burned out (members only guy) while Junior faded away. “You and my dad, you used to run North Jersey.” Then the slow motion shot of Tony walking away w/ the look of pure depression on his face. After all the glitz & glamour of the mafia, he was reduced to just another old man not remembering any of it and dying in prison.

[@grxengine]

I had a banana in there!

[@odeleon24]

Phil may have done 20 years in the can, but Branka did 20 years in a gulag, she’s ruthless!

[@josephtalmadge3108]

But did she compromise and eat grilled cheese off the radiator 😂

[@theramplocal]

20 rubles for the vodka, not a peep

[@NikhilSharma-pc3ot]

The only woman tony ever respected

[@josephtalmadge3108]

Those who want respect give respect 😁

[@seanswinton6242]

He respected Furio's boss.

[@josephtalmadge3108]

@@seanswinton6242 a woman boss really? It would neva happen in da states

[@SkylaneGuy]

@@josephtalmadge3108Meh, whadaya gonna do?

[@WildBillHickums]

She could sell it, she was respec-ted.

[@CR-xu2mw]

I love Slavic women

[@robertlee4172]

3:10....Psychiatry very scary thing for Russians. Means being sent to gulag for political rehabilitation.😂😂😂

[@watashiiru]

Syvlana makes herself website in early 2000s!🤩

[@user-iy3el6gb8y]

Mosht expenshive piesh of ash I have ever had!

[@josephtalmadge3108]

Even with the 1 pin leg 😂

[@AB0VETHALAW]

Didshe even egshisht?

[@porter2765]

came here to say that...he says it right to her face 😅 such tact

[@kaj7135]

It’s the shame prinshiple as the sholar shystem.

[@ceerious]

Did you offer my Borko somethin? Did you offer him an aspirin? ccxnt

[@user-iy3el6gb8y]

I'm a registred copyrighter, not maid!

[@ceerious]

@@user-iy3el6gb8y😂

[@josephtalmadge3108]

OHH you got shaving cream all over the your face. And don't blame Bobby about the light bulb 😂

[@zplapplap]

@@josephtalmadge3108Janisch? More dropping acid and blowing roadies?

[@jackashmore]

Why you always gotta top me, took the air right outta my punchline

[@mauromartiniano1893]

Great work! Salute Don Ceerious !

[@ceerious]

ayy salute 🍷

[@josephtalmadge3108]

If there's 1 thing my father taught me is this, A Ceerious upload is worth more than a gallon of gold

[@josephtalmadge3108]

How dare you in my own home

[@James_Price79]

😂😂😂

[@josephtalmadge3108]

@James_Price79 Ceerious's not a cat he don't shit in a box 😅

[@James_Price79]

It basically became the same thing every day. Coffee, couple lines of meth, smooth that out with a shot of Jameson. And that was just to drive the kids to school.

[@josephtalmadge3108]

​@@James_Price79😂😂😂😂

[@miaouew]

You know who's not a good kid? That niece of mine. She left my stovetops on. We're talkin about a ten year old girl here, Richie.

[@Gryzlek]

I wonder why they added closed captions for "She has hard life" Good compilation big guy

[@ceerious]

thanks bud

[@randompersononthenet8548]

*This video gets copyright strike* Ceerious: Most expensive piece of ass I ever uploaded!

[@deeg8849]

1:55 model for a catalogue of salad spinners. My life is over

[@lisetteeliseparis7070]

"Where is my knight in white satin armor", 😆😆😆 Thank you Ceerious!

[@ceerious]

always 😁

[@josephtalmadge3108]

I don't wants to , I don't wants to

[@lisetteeliseparis7070]

@@josephtalmadge3108 "You got a very short window"

[@lisetteeliseparis7070]

@@josephtalmadge3108 😆😆😆

[@lisetteeliseparis7070]

@@ceerious 😊

[@rangelphi]

She was so fine

[@rman229]

Peg leg russian goddess

[@miaouew]

fa sho

[@dv1267]

Crazy thing is she has 2 legs and is a professional dancer

[@TPB129.]

Janice was cringe

[@josephtalmadge3108]

I wonder where Harpo is having his Sunday dinner

[@TPB129.]

​@@josephtalmadge3108sacre blue where ismemama

[@reademandweep7273]

@@josephtalmadge3108 most likely undahhh the boardwalkkkk

[@josephtalmadge3108]

@@reademandweep7273 you Sopranos, you go too far

[@Sandux930]

always was 🔫

[@watashiiru]

"He is very smart man". Because he is a Cogsilieri😊

[@DrJ-hx7wv]

I don't think CGI Livia is that bad. If no one mentioned it, I'd never notice.

[@ceerious]

i didnt notice first watch. i dont think its horrible myself.

[@josephtalmadge3108]

Whata you a double agent now fken Matt Helm 😂😂

[@AB0VETHALAW]

Charles Schwab ova here 😏 HURR HURR HURR

[@josephtalmadge3108]

@@AB0VETHALAW oh will you take it easy over there judge Roy Bean 😂

[@hippo-potamus]

Your ear, its disfigured

[@hippo-potamus]

But the tickets were comps....Ceerious is a labor leader.

[@josephtalmadge3108]

fk blue red sells

[@ceerious]

someone donated their like button for those tickets

[@josephtalmadge3108]

@@ceerious get back in your.....office Ceerious. You're doing good C

[@pig12900]

much better then carmella

[@James_Price79]

Tommy Pinto's goomar, eh? When I was coming up, she had the long legs, up to here, like that. Famous beauty. Smart as a whip.

[@josephtalmadge3108]

My compliments

[@James_Price79]

@@josephtalmadge3108 😂😂😂

[@nvkulk]

I was just in the city . We could get a coke and a slice

[@naj2120]

What a woman.

[@josephtalmadge3108]

Even wit the 1 pin

[@JuanGSR]

The one-legged woman, I know who she is.

[@josephtalmadge3108]

Even with the 1 pin I could converse with her because she had something to say

[@NikhilSharma-pc3ot]

I am here I have something to say

[@pig12900]

@@NikhilSharma-pc3ot Besides bringing the fucking chairs down and sign the fucking trust!

[@miaouew]

@@NikhilSharma-pc3ot Besides did you take out the garbage and sign the livin trust?!

[@NikhilSharma-pc3ot]

@@miaouew were you friends with all the pigs you slept with all these years ?

[@register1430]

What a casting call this must have been. Female. Attractive, legit or acting russian accent and speaker, chain smoker AND one legged. For current HBO drama.

[@thatpart]

Janice pronouncing "leg" as "laig" drives me batty. 😂

[@miaouew]

I know right! I think the actress did little things like that on purpose just to annoy ppl.

[@scousers]

14:55 He’s absolutely correct

[@4SteveKombolis]

I felt bad for the Russian Tony had killed (I'm assuming killed) for punching Janet. He went easy on her and it was all her fault. Plus is obviously was someone svetlana knew, shows how little that meant to Tony though. He never cared about his sister, look how he talked about her in front of Bobby

[@tobe1207]

He left him Alive,tied up in a store window display

[@donarthiazi2443]

Tony should have helped her more when he visited her at the hospital. At least offer her some sleeping pills... something to help her rest🤷

[@josephtalmadge3108]

The pillow and a soft drink of her choice

[@donarthiazi2443]

@@josephtalmadge3108 Yes Mr T... I should've thought of that. Maybe a whole box of Malomars too(if Paulie didn't eat them already).

[@josephtalmadge3108]

@@donarthiazi2443 😂😂. What's up my friend. How ya doing these days

[@donarthiazi2443]

@@josephtalmadge3108 I'm doing well. I was in Munich for 3 weeks... didn't post much. It was great, but back to reality. I hope things are going good for you my friend

[@AB0VETHALAW]

You could sleep in your muzza room

[@alessandrocolumbu]

Al last!!! thanks!!

[@josephtalmadge3108]

You can thank Borko for the sneakers he's given the black kid to let wash his car 😅

[@raskolnikov7049]

3:13 coldest line in the sopranos

[@tobe1207]

16:20

[@PSmizzle187]

Miller genuine

[@realkingofantarctica]

Since nobody else is going to say it, I will. Svetlana was hot. Handsome too, like George Raft.

[@robertlee4172]

FICA and federal withholding. Tony's marriage and life turned upside down for a few dollars. That registered nyourse was heartless.

[@josephtalmadge3108]

But still Carmella walks around like budda wouldn't melt in her mouth 😂

[@robertlee4172]

@@josephtalmadge3108 Budda or Buddha? I've often pondered the difference.

[@josephtalmadge3108]

@robertlee4172 budda but either works 😅

[@miaouew]

So that's it, huh? No compromise, just stupid fuckin jokes.

[@robertlee4172]

@@miaouew You want compromise? How about those sticky Miami bawlz.

[@Dandosa1]

cgi livia gonna haunt my dreams

[@kingtyomama6564]

Tony- the boss of New Jersey AND Eastern Europe

[@watashiiru]

A strong and noise woman like Artie's Wife😊

[@miaouew]

Svetlana is cuter but Charmaine is the best of the sopranos wives. She would detail your car you show her a little chivalry, after being married to that cucc Artie for so long. Poor lady's gorgeous rack probably got no attention except for in the mind of Hector the dishwasher and his friend Mustache.

[@danyb8078]

Alla Kliouka. ❤

[@chrishagins3309]

Those Russians should have given Janice their last name before they raised their hands.

[@LongerLasting]

The Ukranian dye job had more screen time that almost all of the capos!

[@Friendroid]

Iz diz mizzzter zeerios?

[@ceerious]

i usta uploada you video

[@torridd]

Were there any repercussions for them beating up Janice?

[@ceerious]

yea the guy got beat up

[@torridd]

@@ceerious Thank you!

[@ShadowMidnight82]

She didn't need in the end no seventy five grand either.

[@RandomBurner]

The sister of Andrei Kirilenko lol

[@PSmizzle187]

Seventy five?

[@LongerLasting]

She used to be some hoofer the poor thing.. takes a terrible toll on the joints

[@landlockedcroat1554]

the weak loud type

[@HillTrekkerSarge]

14:42 One of the best moments on the show.

[@frankbridges2171]

Tony told her don't mess with the Russians .