Celebrities Read Mean Tweets #14

Social media isn’t just about fighting over politics, it’s also a place where you can go to sling mud at your favorite celebrities. Every so often we take a moment to shine a light on the many evils of Twitter by letting famous people read some of the poisonous comments about them. We’ve done it again in an all-new edition of #MeanTweets starring Brian Cox, Chris Rock, Matthew Broderick, Kevin Bacon, Idris Elba, Dan Levy, Kirsten Dunst, Andrew Garfield, Jason Momoa, George Clooney, Salma Hayek, Jon Stewart, Halle Berry & Larry David.
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Jimmy Kimmel serves as host and executive producer of Emmy®-nominated “Jimmy Kimmel Live!,” ABC’s late-night talk show. “Jimmy Kimmel Live!” is well known for its huge viral video successes, with over 11 billion views and more than 15 million subscribers on the show’s KZbin channel. Some of Kimmel’s most popular comedy bits include “Celebrities Read Mean Tweets,” “Lie Witness News,” “Unnecessary Censorship,” “Halloween Candy KZbin Challenge,” and music videos like “I (Wanna) Channing All Over Your Tatum.”

[@katiedoyle819]

Andrew Garfield and Halle Berry got some of the most specific and inventive insults I might’ve ever heard from this series

[@sha7303]

You need better friends who can insult better

[@katiedoyle819]

@@sha7303 you need to learn how to read. I said from this series

[@tiananesbitt7156]

Mostly Kirsten.

[@edoalva48]

@@katiedoyle819 i don't think he meant that with such hostility

[@katiedoyle819]

@@edoalva48 I didn’t mean that with hostility either it was a joke

[@luvanujj]

The halle berry joke was straight up poetic

[@KingoftheJuice18]

She had a pretty good point in her reply, though

[@sowinski4]

Actually not. It was far from professionable, respectable & smart...Like, wear a bra.

[@KingoftheJuice18]

@@sowinski4 How do you know what the person who wrote the text and made the joke was wearing?

[@sowinski4]

@@KingoftheJuice18 I have no idea. I do not care, either. I just found her to be cheap & tacky & pathetic, despite that she is obviously trying to appear youthful & empowered.

[@DarioTheDude]

@@sowinski4 lmao she is, u just hating because she looking better than you and are probably half her age

[@amira28369]

Whoever wrote that Halle Berry tweet has my respect for being so creative

[@jj-if6it]

I feel like I definitely heard it before??

[@MissieMarie]

They definitely have a way with words! I'd be down to read a poem or book or something by them.

[@johnnysuede7993]

L. Z z'

[@A._.Neill26]

It was less an insult and more a "I can't get this off my mind so I'll give it to Twitter"

[@d15ude]

Yes, Kimmel's writers room is quite good.

[@myemailiscool]

Man that person who wrote Larry David's tweet had him cracking up, that's the highest honor of that individual's life.

[@kenyshabee2983]

Thank you 😅😭 I do think he’s a great comedian but I didn’t even remember tweeting that omg

[@robl7532]

He laughs at everything lol. And it makes all better for it.

[@Pablo_sanz359]

You're overestimating Larry David. You remind me of my ex-roommate who thought Seinfeld was funny.

[@dejatwixt9214]

Oh I knew how Larry would respond and he loves humor like that.

[@AngeloBarovierSD]

@@Pablo_sanz359 Judging by _your_ sense of humour, I think the people who disagree with you are gonna be just fine.

[@Axel-ye8tt]

Halle berry joke was 10/10

[@kennysmith1925]

But most knees are ugly, if you just focus on them. Or is that just me. whoever tweeted that was high cause the show is above the waist

[@TheOfficialTarynTots]

@@kennysmith1925 I think elbows are ugly too. A lot of older women are self conscious about their knees (and necks) because they show their age. That is why when you see pics of them with their knees showing they usually have their knees bent a little bit so they dont look so old. Someone was trying to get under her skin by mentioning her knees. I'm glad it didn't seem to bother her.

[@vtrbswarmachine]

New fetish has arrived! It's the Knees bees!

[@TheOfficialTarynTots]

@@vtrbswarmachine ok, I gotta admit that is cute ( in an old-timey way).

[@3lttlbrds]

in all fairness, knees are never pretty, jus we ignore them

[@amandanies3174]

I love how Jason is just spinning in the chair while he sips a beer with no care in the world.

[@ptolemeeselenion1542]

Yep.

[@dont_be_delulu]

He got a chance to f**k khaleesi, what else would he care more in the world? 😅

[@Sdority905]

So on-brand

[@13wilsonh]

And that is one of the many reasons I feel many things in my ovaries for him

[@CelesteKTheNewWaveRevue]

Jason Mamoa is autistic. I don't know how far on the spectrum he is but I'm guessing that he's spinning on the chair in order to help himself stay calm.

[@jonathanmcvay4499]

Andrew Garfield reading his mean tweets is always so joyous. His laughter always lifts me up.

[@noemiarmas5773]

i fell in love with Andrew Garfield Take that is yes 🙌🏻

[@batmanfanizationreborn6055]

Mean tweets should be a weekly thing, they are so damn entertaining

[@_gr1nchh]

They probably have to wait to get guests on and do the bit. Then compile them. I wish they were more frequent as well.

[@Shebeast3]

2nd that

[@tdestroyer4780]

Few years ago he was throwing a fit and literally crying over mean tweets from Orange turd man lols.

[@TheBrandiElizabeth]

Absolutely

[@musicandpoetry_8]

They probably have so much material too

[@anakinskywalker6347]

Andrew garfield always turns funny jokes into something educational lol

[@AsianRayyan]

That’s so true anakin

[@MrMisterBatman]

You are on this Council, but we do not grant you the rank of Master.

[@anniey1511]

So is that a problem to you now?

[@slyasleep]

He‘s like an irrepressibly positive supply teacher (not custodian).

[@Carjacky]

We will watch his career with great interest!

[@lionsfan8235]

I mean you got Larry David to laugh so thats a job well done. Also that Halle Berry tweet is so damn spot on 🤣

[@JTD472]

He always laughs through them. Look at the old ones

[@lionsfan8235]

@@JTD472 yeah but he still laughs. Thats my point

[@JTD472]

@@lionsfan8235 so you singled out the celebrity in this clip with the lowest bar for laughing, and used it as your single criteria for a “job well done”? Makes perfect sense, you’re right, my fault

[@RyuLongRHOG]

@@JTD472 maybe all tweets Larry get are funny enough? people may try hard with comedians.

[@JTD472]

@@RyuLongRHOG if you’re actually interested, watch the clips. They even did an “outtakes” with him once where he couldn’t even get through reading them. And no, they weren’t all that good

[@arosebyanyothername3995]

Jason Momoa just casually spinning in his chair got me SO good

[@seanurciuoli245]

I could listen to Larry David read mean tweets all day. What a comic genius.

[@CM-pf1xc]

I expected more of the celebrities to laughingly agree as he did!

[@MrWolfchamp-xi3cu]

Its about time. They don't do this enough They oughta do this more often

[@teejack8108]

Exactly, like everytime a celebrity comes on the show they should read a mean tweet of themselves so that we can get one of these mean tweets segment atleast every month. This might win you your first Emmy Jimmy.

[@kgal1298]

I think it just takes them awhile to get the right tweets that celebs will read willingly. Some tweets are NSFW for sure and would probably send some people to a therapist because anon twitter users are truly the biggest IDGAF personalities to ever exist.

[@Miyanoai14]

@@kgal1298 the funny thing is those are public tweets and they don’t even blur out the usernames (unless it’s a full name). You could easily find that person online and they would be AS anonymous. They probably tweet not expecting the person to actually read it.

[@janutellet]

Agree! But maybe it's not easy for them to find a good mean tweets.

[@sparklejumpropequeen667]

@@janutellet yea some are downright awful insults. Nobody deserves that

[@holasenorita]

Great to see that Andrew’s laugh hasn’t changed since the last mean tweets

[@noface____]

“youre thinking of florida” made me laugh so hard 😂

[@loveforeignaccents]

Love these, but the Halle Berry one was hilarious and right on... LOL!

[@vtrbswarmachine]

He's like bring it on!

[@ellab8897]

I think her response was hilarious and right on!

[@dandy-jack]

Andrew Garfield is always such a good sport about this

[@pixie92441]

I love how he's basically like, "I respect you for writing a funny and original mean tweet. It's still mean, but I respect you."

[@James-yz4cc]

Halle belly still looks fabulous at age of 56. Incredible

[@BlueThunder1120]

Shes hot as fk still.

[@basedandbinguspilled1482]

That’s because she can afford plastic surgery

[@markjackson6431]

@@basedandbinguspilled1482 she’s not white. she has melanin

[@dermetzgermeister7336]

Idris Elba didn’t deserve that tweet.

[@darrenwells3642]

I love the super creative ones. They’re still insulting but they have real heart. I like that.

[@justwaiting5744]

They got moxie, chutzpah, a certain ju ne se quois. A good cut of the jib.

[@calisongbird]

@@justwaiting5744 -*JE ne sais quois

[@slomotionaction]

@@justwaiting5744 i love this saying! it had me cracking up instantly, where is this from? love it 🤣

[@justwaiting5744]

@@slomotionaction I saw someone post all those phrases on Instagram and asked everyone to try and define them in the comments. I don't even remember what the account was.

[@deejayguppy6087]

(in a overthetop gruffy voice) THEN YOURE GONNA LOVE ME!

[@TheEbo34]

why did Larry David look like he was fighting for his life

[@loveforeignaccents]

And sounded like it!

[@iwakuraSanta]

youre wriong there i said it

[@daquonsimmons8240]

he was tryng to hold back his laughter. u must have a small brain

[@reluc0]

There is another video out there of Mean Tweets outtakes where they show Larry barely being able to read through the tweet due to all of the laughing he is doing. Just search LARRY DAVID MEAN TWEETS OUTTAKES

[@TheBloobster]

75 aint young

[@helloits_morgan]

The love I have for Andrew Garfield knows no bounds

[@americamontoya4556]

Larry David’s laugh is a tremendous piece of art ❤

[@NickEclipse]

The Halle Berry one made me spew soda out my nose😂😂😂😂😂

[@ExpectoPatronum28]

Me too. OMG. 😅🤣

[@genesistoca3711]

Was slapped by my boyfriend coz I couldn't stop laughing at 2 AM

[@nahor88]

@@genesistoca3711 The shot of Halle right after the joke made me spew something else...

[@genesistoca3711]

@@nahor88 😂

[@krislynn6275]

If you’re going to spew, spew into this… \_/

[@clarafedde8674]

Jon Stewart has best comebacks.

[@KCbonchi]

Larry David is a legend. I just learned he helped saved an innocent man from death row. While filming CYE at Dodger Stadium, he caught said man at the game during the time of the crime.

[@stevemoore6853]

It's also the best episode of Curb. It's the Carpool episode.

[@umair111]

I think there's a Netflix doc about it

[@husseinandout3867]

It was by pure coincidence. They all happened to be there. The crew was filming an episode while the wrongly imprisoned dude was in the back watching the game. The camera barely recorded him for a few seconds, just enough to prove his alibi was true and he was acquitted right after.

[@hellojilly]

andrew garfield makes my heart warm, his smile and laugh is contagious and he is so well-spoken in his interviews. great actor

[@Suburbannite]

if you got Larry David to laugh at your joke that is a lifetime achievement

[@bpal7006]

“Keny” , who wrote the tweet responded here on youtube. First time i’ve seen that.

[@saintcg]

How can anyone even say something mean about Andrew Garfield

[@M_SC]

They werent wrong

[@spokentruth5909]

It wasn’t even mean tbh

[@ptolemeeselenion1542]

At least, they were none of these monsensical mean jokes against the revival of his Spider-Man in "No Way Home" .

[@alexsghostcookie7911]

LITERALLY!

[@Applepopess]

Honestly, he's the most loving, joyous person in the world! (and his hands are fine?? wtf??)

[@Vrir16]

Larry David's enthusiasm at that joke is perfection.

[@kimberlypatton9634]

Gosh I LOVE "Mean Tweets"!!!Made me laugh for years now, and I especially love it when the celebs snap back!

[@FunGamerClips]

The most specific ones are the funniest most of the time. Andrew's and Halle's were awesome :) Poor Kevin Bacon!

[@4TheRightJAYZUSIsAVirtueSignal]

I think KB is better looking than 2R

[@JnEricsonx]

Funny since him and Ryan did a movie.

[@disdanny]

We need another full Larry David reading mean tweets for 5 mins.

[@rydbthatsme]

Halle Berry’s was the best🤣💀and her response was great too🤩

[@PumpkinMozie]

The Halle Berry one was legitimately hilarious and weirdly accurate hahahahahahahaha honestly I wouldn't even be offended by that, I'd just be amazed by my own knee hahaha.

[@appeasing]

Halle Berry joke took me OUT 💀

[@jer103]

The best is when the celebrity can laugh at themselves...

[@ilhuicatlamatini]

🤣!!! damn, the trilogy of those Andrew Garfield, Halle Berry, and Larry David mean tweets at the end made me laugh so hard lol

[@tysonthomas7094]

When Larry David laughs at a joke.....you know it's golden!

[@mikekaraoke]

But that wasn't a joke though, that tweeter meant it!

[@kalebwieland4938]

Idris Elba's part was simple yet hysterical XDDDD

[@Marco48375]

Larry David is like Paul Rudd: his appearance seems time locked, only 20 years later for Larry.

[@LexicographicalPedant]

The Halle Berry tweet KO’d me out of my chair

[@itsgodzilla]

I was having the worst morning ever until I got to that Halle Berry tweet. I laughed so hard. So good.

[@millennialaviation]

Jason Momoa spinning while drinking is sending me 💀💀

[@iwakuraSanta]

Json Momoa just said ill do it just as long as thereis guiness

[@Roblitzo]

It’s definitely my new favorite. Might be the most “I do not give a single crap about your opinion.” response I’ve seen on this segment in recent memory. TLDR: Holy cow that’s a mood.

[@ptolemeeselenion1542]

Yep.

[@IamFuffi]

I love how Andew G. reacts every time

[@Swordtee40]

Oh man that Halle Berry joke killed me 😂😂😂

[@millyboop2047]

I love that jason momoa was just swinging around in the chair like a 7-year-old but with a beer in hand it just makes him even more likeable

[@lessismore8533]

I know he eyebrows have a care in the world😂

[@humblebeat]

Jon Stewart never disappoints😂 …except when he left The Daily Show😕

[@Sli8ht]

I feel this

[@coltonblake13]

"You're thinking of Florida" Lol, no Jon. Nobody said "which state does Jon give out metals to Nazis"

[@coltonblake13]

@@lispineda8991 He was trying to do a good thing and was helling hand out medals, at Disney of all places, and one of the guys was a known member of a neoNazi battalion. (Not unheard of in Ukraine)

[@afriend9428]

*Trevor Noah is callin it quits so Jon Stewart might return to our tv?* 💡

[@user-hu5ff7vf6u]

Please do more of these!!!! I love these,this series should never stop.

[@IsabelS_Fuyu]

I like that Andrew Garfield basically praised/credited the person for making such an inventive and creative tweet hahaha 😆 But also he just seems like such a sweet and easygoing soul I could never do a bad tweet about him!!

[@JackalBlack]

This is my favorite thing on YT. Can't get enough of these!

[@MandatoryFruit]

Jason Momoa literally just drank beer and I chuckled

[@joaniekeyser4036]

I like how he doesn't give a single flying crap what haters have to say about him, just says "screw you" and goes on about his day. He knows haters hate bc they know they're dead wrong about whatever celeb they hate on.

[@johnchessant3012]

They should do these more often.

[@saulrose]

You can tell Andrew Garfield and Larry David are the most humble human beings - genuinely laughing at yourself is an amazing thing to have.

[@zzzcocopepe]

omg that larry david one... i have thought that too. same with seinfeld. like... what??? nobody is swooning over jerry seinfeld.

[@muraddiab6393]

Please can we see all of Larry’s outtakes?

[@Countfoscolikesmice]

She show is up here...from HERE to HERE. She's always hilarious.

[@drogon2339]

The Halle Berry joke was great! That’s genius 😄

[@mieka10]

We needed this. More mean tweets always.

[@r.m.90]

Salma Hayek had me squawking. 🤣

[@afriend9428]

*I think she's a real knock-out at 57* ❤

[@whoaskedforthisbs]

2:16 the audacity and accuracy 🤣

[@Bollywoodlover100]

my mind is blown by the fact that anyone could hate kirsten dunst

[@musicandpoetry_8]

Is she that ugly? I get compared to her 😐

[@lessismore8533]

She’s the best Mary Jane!

[@snoozy04]

Happy 10 year anniversary of Mean Tweets

[@princepeterwolf]

These are the best, please do more!

[@Sheena5212]

I love these, wish they'd have them more often

[@jocexo444]

why is no one talking about how someone called idris elba ugly 💀 they’ve gotta be clinically insane

[@MS-ss1dv]

Larry David always cracks up reading these. I love it so much!

[@mage1439]

Andrew Garfield's are always so hilarious and specific, and he always dies laughing. And the Halle Berry one was incredible.

[@Chromotrigger]

I’ve seen a lot of these by now, and I think it very obvious which celebrities have the abillity to laugh at themselves and which are just pretending to have it.

[@dale4039]

Halle Berry, Salma Hayek and Jason Momoa cracked me up, i loved Idris response

[@iricandescence]

I always look forward to these! 😂

[@DuncanHall2070]

Love these please do more!

[@jenniethegoldendeavor3311]

Thank you! I need so many more of these! 😄

[@RamielLemon]

That tweet for Chris stands corrected; with a comeback like that, a convo with him? Blardy hell!

[@marjanp4784]

I need Salma Hayek's mean tweet version for at least an hour...that accent makes it better.

[@jameslockwood531]

Halle Berry’s knee could talk to me in Parseltongue as Lord Voldemort mid coitus and that still wouldn’t throw me off my game. She’s Halle F’in Berry! 😆

[@Opal-gs6rk]

This response is even better than the original tweet. And true as F@@k

[@veganninja5886]

They need to do SOOO many more of these. They are hilarious!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Gigglegal320]

hahahah these are always so wildly hilarious and weird tweets, and i love that Dan Levy is on here now too, love him!!!

[@Kenzkins]

I was literally just watching a compilation of these and then this just dropped.😊😊😊

[@GaryTurbo]

Why would anyone hate one of the two best Spider-Man

[@shaunakkulhalli]

Nothing can ever beat Kumail Nanjiani’s response on mean tweets!

[@ACE53621]

"Every shade of your mom's lipstick."

[@RedCapKid514438]

@@ACE53621 "And her butthole."

[@JL16061980]

Their reactions are a tonic to me today ❤

[@PurplePurplePurr]

Andrew doesn't stop smiling

[@ritakrill6211]

Now who made that Andrew Garfield comment? Don't talk about baby like that

[@presentfuture7563]

No one puts baby in a creepy school custodian hands corner!

[@taylatay6961]

I love when they laugh, so much better than throwing a lame insult back haha

[@markcarruthers9902]

Larry David absolutely 100% agrees with all degrading tweets about him and that’s why his fans love him.

[@kuro.hitsuji]

This one was good, Halle's mean tweet was actually legendary LOL

[@kk7420]

She deserved it. Women these days don't care of their bodies

[@alexparker5115]

0:38 imagine being cool enough that this is the meanest tweet they could find about you

[@alexparker5115]

Also 1:24 mood

[@maryroberts9539]

So so so hilarious! Bless you all!

[@Hubert4515]

i love this series

[@diegopansini3152]

Surely they don't just read one tweet, then get lost. Show us at least two more for each celebrity

[@NewMessage]

Been way too long since they've done one of these.

[@lessismore8533]

Ikr

[@shinyluckfairy]

“Why does Halle Berry’s Knee look like the face of that guy who came out of the book that Harry found in the restricted section at the Library of Hogwarts?” This made me laugh so hard, I almost peed my pants 😂

[@gnalkhere]

This feels like a compilation of older Mean Tweets videos, and now I wanna see Larry David unable to curb his enthusiasm about a lack of enthusiasm for himself

[@RoddyRodbb]

The Salma Hayek comment was a legit question...and a problem that needs to be solved

[@ConnorKent428]

Bacon and Dunst have more character in their faces than Reynolds and Jewel. I can't imagine being that terminally online.

[@Kbear-xt9mh]

Everyone talking about Halle when I’m over here Lmao at Jason just spinning around drinking a beer 😂

[@ninjachannel007]

Larry David: I can laugh at how unattractive I am because I am worth 800 million dollars.

[@Ritapita73]

This is Chicken Soup for the Soul right now.

[@Freeden]

Larry David's the best. The moment he started reading he was laughing. Your mean tweets can't overcome his self-deprication.