Celeste Dashless Maps are Hell | Shatter Site - Clear

[@Sapphire_Xer0]

Don't shatter your site kids, this is where it'll lead you

[@jadnf]

Kinda blows my mind to see just how insanely high the skill cap is for this game

[@smaster9758]

“Just dash bro” :clueless:

[@BossAwesomeSauce]

This map is super cool but i think it would have honestly been much better without cpops

[@ParrotDash]

this is factual

[@AstralightSky]

i would personally not agree imo

[@perplexedon9834]

Long spikes are so cursed

[@projecteer4498]

this maps looks way easier than you're making it seem. Just dash bro smh gg anyway :)

[@bonkersTwoThousand]

i shatted on the site 😿

[@clunkye8053]

VENUS video when?

[@ParrotDash]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/m5_Sc56voNR5ia8 ?

[@clunkye8053]

No, like the explanation video

[@ParrotDash]

@@clunkye8053 thats work in progress but might take a while

[@korin_4801]

12:47 I like how the progress in the room is shown by the camera moving pixels further

[@catandcomparator]

why would anyone subject themselves to this

[@ParrotDash]

good question

[@tiddly5]

@@ParrotDash gotta keep the sweep

[@esteb7496]

Believe it or not, with a bit of labbing, this is a pretty fun map

[@krzysiekee]

shite is truly a very map and not every room has a cpop. spoosted lump

[@catandcomparator]

shite lol

[@AstralightSky]

i approve of this

[@MsPrickles]

room 5 sure has a lot of frame perfect taps. just like boiling an egg

[@spear5057]

this truly is a map

[@kimalyn202]

no it's a metajoke

[@pirilon78]

The map is named like that because its the perfect place to shatter your braincells

[@eternalblade8259]

I think it would be funny if someone made a dashless speed map

[@anonymous-hj7zn]

someone did its called tasanity

[@dry4smash946]

@@anonymous-hj7zn do you have any vid i kinda want to see that :)

[@egfloggygoggy]

the one room in satellite center

[@ladyravendale1]

I absolutely could not focus the entire video because what the hell are those corner spike images? They are so cursed, but also fitting for a funny no playtest dashless hardlist map.

[@ParrotDash]

they are so cursed i hate them

[@owenshirrell1150]

30:44 - okay in retrospect it would’ve been really funny if you did just barely fluke sub-10hr on the last room only for the timer to tick over during heart room cpop

[@Aurora_Evalon]

Celeste players and their abbreviations... Shatter Site = "Shite"

[@dahdumbguy]

silly parrot forgetting how to dash again

[@call_me_va]

18:18 PARROT HAS BLUE HAIR AND PRONOUNS CONFIRMED?

[@vearst1287]

why didn't you dash XD

[@potatojones4464]

3:09 he did, in fact, not get it this time

[@BGDMusic]

i will infinitely prefer dashful maps forever

[@ParrotDash]

same

[@AstralightSky]

funny dashless map lfg!

[@deanp_31]

I love the clip I posted of you getting the hard part like 7 times in a row at 28:56

[@jamesmaguire9152]

dude final room is actually the funniest shit in the world why does astra never playtest ;_;

[@rua0933]

sky moment

[@AstralightSky]

me moment

[@rua0933]

@@AstralightSky you moment

[@manuelluison7825]

3:39 can we have the link to that golden grinds playlist?

[@ParrotDash]

kzbin.info/aero/PL8p0TVsHNa1WtEE9yyu5zBpk-sDEgpY6l

[@manuelluison7825]

@@ParrotDash Thanks!

[@sylenzos6869]

parrot why don't you dash its so much easier

[@ParrotDash]

me saying that really just made things worse huh

[@darlingpaige6337]

Hey Parrot, do you know anywhere to go to learn a bit more about Core Hypers? I can't seem to gain any consistency, even after your bit in the UD Silver video ;3;

[@ParrotDash]

hmm, beside what the spring collab gym teaches you and the freeze frame visual cue i showed in the ud video i think its just alot of practice to get the timing down, you basically wanna try to press demo dash and then instantly jump right after, you wanna time it much later than you might think though, the cue is kinda when the block freezes in place but if thats not working perfectly yet just try even a bit later

[@darlingpaige6337]

@@ParrotDash Thank you so much, I beat UD for the first time this morning :3

[@ParrotDash]

@@darlingpaige6337 gg !

[@OSoverspike]

The one time Parrot is required to do a spiked cornerjump...

[@blahblah94897]

What a mess, like the british say... Glad I don't have to do dashless maps

[@paz8723]

Im just over here enjoying Strawberry Jam which has Levels that feel like theyre from a videogame meanwhile the modding scene also features this

[@vagrantxxi]

omg the hardlist is so small here

[@TobyConger]

Parrot Jump: Into the Dashless-verse

[@sorriiez]

Always playtest a map kids or you will do shatter site accidentally

[@dusaprukiyathan1613]

"Test your map" "No"

[@MagicianStevey]

How did you have less deaths and time on this map than I did in mauve what-

[@00_Stark]

SPEEN

[@solomray7936]

Spinning dorito map POG

[@solveforx6662]

Goddamn going too far music jump scared me lmao, I have hackers dreams ptsd after doing screen the scroll 😅 good clear tho ☺️

[@ParrotDash]

lmaoo, im sorry, its a banger though, i primarily know it from doing shellscape where i also listened to it for a bit long

[@solveforx6662]

@@ParrotDash SO TRUE, 1f9 and m&a songs are good too

[@dishria]

whats up with the whole boob reveal thing in the chat??? 2:25

[@ParrotDash]

good question

[@Dragon51220]

What's the English translation of "spoosted lump"?

[@ParrotDash]

wait wasnt it loosted spump

[@Dragon51220]

@@ParrotDash I'm pretty sure you said spoosted lump which is now very confusing because I can figure out that loosted spump is liftboosted spikejump

[@ParrotDash]

@@Dragon51220 yeah thats why lol

[@ParrotDash]

@@Dragon51220 i think i just readed it from chat and they messed up typing it

[@LimusTG]

doritos map

[@42617a]

bruh just dash

[@izan7925]

just dash

[@AubreyFumo]

the map is called shatter site because it's shite (I have barely seen any of it)

[@vagrantxxi]

hi stream

[@tear959]

"difficulty doesnt speak for quality"

[@veagle1379]

hi

[@petrikhorr]

this almost feels like a joke map ngl

[@와플러]

29:24 oh dude I'm having a strange nostalgia for this song. I assume it's from the pokemon blue rescue team but I can't find the song id. may someone help me?

[@ParrotDash]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/g2bXe5aZgLx0lbM here you go !

[@와플러]

@@ParrotDash dude such a fast comment. thanks a lot!!

[@kimalyn202]

scary map and cute you

[@errorperson13]

that was not a cpop parrot :)

[@weillio1993]

nya~ :3

[@thatotherandrew_]

:>

[@connor_vrz]

New favorite level imo

[@dantheitalia]

nicee :D

[@ghowost_toast_js]

WHAT!? HELL IN MY KZbin TITLE?!!!?!? ILLEGAL!@!@ CANCEL_DASH :angry_face:

[@misteryman2196]

So you deleted my last comment about activating windows and didn't even use the script. May I ask why? It's 2 minutes for that watermark to disappear and you can choose custom backgrounds for your desktop, seems like a win win for me.

[@ParrotDash]

i think youtube might have auto deleted it cause they thought it was spam, i havent seen or done anything with it myself