'Celibate' Male Marine Contracts Vaginosis | House M.D.

The team try to work out the logic of a male patient having bacteria v*ginosis in his mouth.
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From Season 3 Episode 16 ''Top Secret'': The team treat an ex-marine who believes he is suffering from Gulf War syndrome, which intrigues House as he claims to have dreamt about the patient the night before meeting him.
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[@nybbleme]

I think the biggest reason house likes Wilson is because while he constantly says he's surrounded by idiots he really respects Wilson's skill. And he also wonders how Wilson manages to stay so positive and nice despite all the horrible things will soon cease of people going through cancer

[@itsdonewith]

That’s the fascinating thing about their friendship. Not everyone is a depressed misanthropist, which is an insane concept for some.

[@Strategyboyz]

House respects the intelligence of everyone on his team lol, he's not surrounded by idiots.

[@feraltaco4783]

He respects Wilson and admires his ability to stay positive despite having to give almost all of his patients life changing news. He knows he can't be like that and, in his own way, lives vicariously through Wilson at times.

[@ededdandeddytv5164]

I pray that english isn’t your first language 🙏🏽

[@NicholasEllis-pe2lk]

Good review

[@letyvasquez2025]

Hugh Laurie was truly born for humor

[@adriansrealm]

Ever watch "a bit of fry and laurie"?

[@noobsavant]

Or, he really trained for it tons before House

[@SapphirasMama]

He was hilarious in quite a few shows or movies

[@Grand_Master_Skywalker]

@@adriansrealmyes and it’s fucking hilarious

[@erm-i-like-rats]

I'm sure many have said it but I still can never get over that House is the same man I grew up knowing as Stephen Fry's comedy partner who has a very sophisticated accent.

[@mainerockflour3462]

Is that Jeeves and Wooster?

[@jakobvanklinken]

​@@mainerockflour3462I would have guessed a bit of fry and laurie butbsure

[@annamack5823]

@@mainerockflour3462 Yes.

[@annamack5823]

@@jakobvanklinken Also Al Fresco back in the '80s.

[@SpiderDilly]

As a veteran, the best diagnostic tool the team should've used is ignoring everything the VA says. Cuddy must not have much experience with the VA, evident by "the VA didn't screw up." My money's on yes, yes they did.

[@ScootsMcDootson]

In the episode it's explained that they know the VA didn't screw up because of the metal plate in his x-rays.

[@romulusnr]

VA versus teaching hospital, tough call

[@jakeb934]

Not true at all. I'm a Veteran as well and the VA has improved a TON in the past 10 years. I have had tons of treatment with multiple disciplines at the VA and have had excellent care by excellent physicians. I also worked for the VA when I separated from the military for 2 years. The stereotype that "the VA has horrible medical care are they are out to get me" is outdated and undoubtably false. The VA is not nearly as bad as the vocal minority makes it out to be. And I've seen regular teaching hospitals in far, far worse condition than the VA.

[@Mauserpad]

@@jakeb934tell that to my grandpa

[@BeastOfMetal1989]

​@jakeb934 Regardless, both them and the teaching hospital missed the significance of the grandfather's nosebleeds...and somehow had no records of the patient's own nasal cauterization procedure.

[@lemonlemonlemonlemonlemonlemo]

“you’d be in agony” wilson he’s always in agony

[@JustWasted3HoursHere]

"We're going to fix you up but we need to know one thing: Have you ever appeared in any pornos?" LOL

[@billbauer9795]

What was the answer?

[@LosOcmasoriginales]

XD

[@billbauer9795]

The answer was "no". House had a memory of seeing the marine kiss someone. Turns out the marine was dating House's female boss and House had seem them kiss.

[@risafranco3254]

I wish this show was still on. ❤

[@susanbarker2525]

Buy it KZbin

[@risafranco3254]

@@susanbarker2525 I have seen these a few times each already. I wish the show was still on.

[@AnUtA352]

I'm glad it was finished at its time. God knows what modern culture would make this show into lol

[@SamanthaAllen-sj1cd]

Me to. I've seen every episode and I want more 😂 ❤

[@RazorsharpLT]

@@risafranco3254 Download the entire seasons Watch them at your own leisure

[@vitomcsween974]

Am I the only one laughing at house talking to his team while he's in the bathtub

[@moreblack]

I didn't laugh, but that doesn't mean I couldn't have.

[@darlenefraser3022]

I’m jealous!

[@fromthegamethrone]

Yep, just you

[@John-B-Goodenough]

Only 3/4 the way thru the video and I already know he’s doing that to help himself pee, had to do that when I got urinary retention from dex. Didn’t work for me tho had to get the catheter

[@buzzkillington1719]

Yes you probably are

[@galenmarek4117]

I love the moments where Wilson stands up to House.

[@hollyb6885]

I think my favorite House/Wilson moment is when Wilson proposed to House. That was hilarious!

[@sijr6176]

He never stands up to House. He enabled him to the very end.

[@TheCornucopiaProject-bd5jk]

Proof that hard work pays off in mysterious ways.

[@jacksonlechlak6698]

“Did you go to medical school in France?” Haha that is one of the best throwaway lines.

[@ghhhp]

the writing although a lot of the medical terminology was wrong but besides that it was actually really good writing and even it being wrong it was only like that so us normal people would understand it better 🤷‍♂️ show was genius

[@johns9652]

I actually didn't understand that line... I mean I get it, France is often stereotyped as being weak militarily, and people started saying freedom fries instead of french fries years ago because they refused to allow US bombers to overfly their airspace on a run to Iraq or something, but what does any of that have to do with level of medical sophistication?

[@davidf2244]

​@@johns9652it's a joke about military not medicine

[@Dudemon-1]

​@@davidf2244-- And nuclear.

[@raphaelguerin2691]

@@johns9652France has free health care and some of the best doctors in the worlds, and it’s the fifth largest military force in the world …

[@webster9169]

Hugh was hand crafted t play and bring House to life, and noone wouldve been able to do it like him

[@detectivewinters3180]

What the hell was that cliffhanger?

[@kolper6799]

C'mon go watch the show. This channel is ad for it, you know it. Its just ad is better suited for modern audience than its material.

[@thetalee117]

"You'd be in agony!" he says, to the guy who suffers from chronic pain and has a vicodin addiction.

[@flintnewmaker]

this video JUST came out crazy

[@l.a.3479]

Commas are your friend.

[@flintnewmaker]

no i mean the video came out CRAZY!! yeah no you're right haha@@l.a.3479

[@wabc2336]

That ending lol

[@scapegoatiscariot2767]

"Well there was that time in Vegas."

[@jackiefrantom5889]

House 1 liners .the best

[@caru93]

Just went to peacock. House isn't on there(either any longer or not in my region, US).

[@jwoolman5]

House is on Amazon Prime.

[@toothy_efoa]

It's on peacock for me (i'm in US)

[@BD-cu2pg]

On Netflix for me (in the UAE)

[@Sjivje]

Sorry but why is vaginosis censored in the description? Grow up, social media manager :')

[@bunnyisdreaming6081]

FINE I'll rewatch house 🙄

[@GinaLoubser01]

Wilson is my favourite Dr Watson. The only other adaptation of Sherlock Holmes that comes close to being as entertaining is BBCs Sherlock.

[@zenyatta5064]

Wby was this video unavailable for a while?

[@scottw6704]

Who knows why youtube does things. Maybe the language had to be looked at by censors - vaginosis, pornos...

[@Rockas360]

Im calling syphilis

[@heidikickhouse-]

Hello?

[@Wolffen51]

@@heidikickhouse- best comeback ever !

[@DavidScott-hj7fo]

Syphilis it's not h.p.v more like me at go down on anyone not even I relationship

[@michauxborns]

tertiary ...

[@fouriousbanana6966]

That ending...

[@dallasw708]

"did you go to medical school in france?"

[@darrylbanda792]

Stand-up comedian doctor who cannot pee....😂🎉🎉🎉

[@askjeevescosby2928]

Why didnt house get his prostate checked or take antibiotics for a uti. The fact that he started to have night terrors and also halucinated. That screams uti.

[@rickd8174]

My buddy got some weird vaginosis thing in his mouth right before deployment. It was from this navy girl named Payment. She was very nice to Marines when we were on ship. A really fun girl.

[@kellharris2491]

Vaginosis is just a bacteria infection. There are natural bacteria in the body but if there is excess it turns into an infection. It's not a std.

[@billbauer9795]

I don't get it.

[@obsidianeyedgoddess1994]

It’s simple….he ate some cottage cheese 🐱

[@Wolffen51]

Its Lupus

[@Red5x5x5]

I'm not surprised he's fucked up, with all that stuff The Initiative were giving him. Walsh still has A LOT to answer for.

[@lydiaa9594]

What was it?

[@danielkrawczak8280]

University of Leicester is where I got my degrees in pharmaceutical science and pharmaceutical formulation. Both the unis in Leicester have actually developed a few breakthrough techniques and treatments.

[@caseyslove]

That’s nice of you to share.

[@sijr6176]

Hehehe

[@NinjaAdorable]

So?

[@adamcheong4742]

Dr House is a bit crazy with his questions.

[@alfastur6833]

Does anybody know how the chapter continuous. Did the marine appear in pornos a b's how it fits with his health?

[@Cherubi-chan]

Apparently not. I checked House Wiki and according to it House remembered the marine because he had seen him making out with Cuddy.

[@TheDeadAwsome]

Stuart little's father has been taking it pretty hard since his passing.

[@l.a.3479]

That character is not in this video.

[@ChrisTian-sd5yq]

who?

[@kareedamm6337]

✨💚🌎💚✨ OMGODDESS CHEWING PILLS WITHOUT DRINKING WATER!! I MEAN HE NEVER DRINKS WATER! DOESNT TAKE A ROCKET SCIENTIST 🤪

[@carwashslayer4235]

5:46 this is funny lmao

[@shivjain]

What was the actual problem in this episode? Can somebody please brief me about it?

[@Cherubi-chan]

Checking House Wiki for episode "Top Secret" is your best option. Apparently his problem was "hereditary hemorrhagic telangiectasia" and the grandfather's nosebleeds were a clue. But I don't really understand it well enough to say anything more ^^;;

[@mickymac6571]

I think they jumped the shark in the later episodes but the first couple of seasons were enjoyable and informative.

[@raven4k998]

you have vaginosis it's ok there there don't cry🤣

[@sheldonscott4037]

Agreed but I still want the complete series in my personal collection.

[@fugofugo5135]

So did someone else notice that House and the crew are going in a circle at the beginning of the video ? They walk through the door and then they make 3 right turns (left to the viewer), I mean I know why they "have" to do it, but it still seems funny to me.

[@ngiallag2792]

another in show joke i suppose to deliberately see if the viewers notice 😂.

[@FFKonoko]

I think that's deliberate, walking round the block because he needs to pee but can't

[@clarecoelho4921]

Did he?

[@billbauer9795]

No.

[@kevintan5497]

AINT NO WAY THE VID ENDS LIKE THAT

[@amyx231]

Best friends foley their friends. 😅

[@HaraldPeters-jp3vu]

Visual Acuity Veterans Affairs Ventriculoatrial Vertebral Artery Valproic Acid are they all in*va*lved ?

[@downfltr7384]

clicked bc of the thumbnail

[@82dorrin]

This channel is doing the Lord's work.

[@Saddonghussein]

Making the priests bang kids?

[@sahttr_5097]

Amén 😌😌😌 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻

[@l.a.3479]

No.

[@otaku2567]

Keep doing God's work whoever uploads videos on this channel..

[@abdulahzehic2399]

Ugovor

[@rickrick5041]

They went for 75 minutes but they had to condense them to under 10 minutes by taking out unnecessary and repetitive content because the old TVs couldn’t hold anything over 10 minutes. The mondo Houser shows are very short always less than 10 minutes because of the primitive mondo TVs they had back then. The old old old TVs could not hold more than 10 minutes of show as they used CRT Catholic Ray Tubs technology and non Dylan Mulvaney CLT or Claw Technology. No harm no fowl. They tried Dylan Mulvaney to shorten the shows advertising and tried to produce a non racist TV set with Motorola involvement with flypaper control and Dylan Mulvaney CEO.

[@scottw6704]

This response gave me an aneursym

[@AsianShadowrunner]

8:04 "Jon. Jon! We're going to figurebout what's wrong with you but first I need to ask you one thing: *Have you ever appeared in any pornos?"* Me: 😂

[@randominternetguy8735]

Depleted uranium is not very radioactive.

[@TheAkashicTraveller]

It's radiactve enough if it gets inside of you. But there's not really a situation that could happen. There was an idea that the use of depleted uranium rounds could be hazardous but it seems bunk.

[@thisexists2927]

# relatable

[@SuperDeathbody]

Uranium urine

[@edwardroche2480]

If you can't pee drink more water.

[@The_Original_forresttrump]

Wrong again Frank Burns.

[@johnjr757]

​@@The_Original_forresttrump😂😂 nice reference, but only us old timers will get it

[@sydspykes1899]

"I haven't peed in 3 days". The brilliant oncologist ignores a life-threatening symptom to address personal quirks and drama. I watched this show all through college and graduation and it was only after I started working that I realised what steaming horseshit it is as far as medicine is concerned. Really could have done with an actual doctor on the payroll for advice.

[@rallion1545]

I mean yeah, still a fun show.

[@jasonsgroovemachine]

And I wish they'd have real musicians playing real instruments in 95% of the media that gets released to the world... but here we are.

[@nostalgia.8219]

bro it’s just a show, if it bothers u so much leave a bad review on rotten tomatoes or smth

[@czarnick2]

Celibate means not marrying, I believe the word you’re after is “chaste”

[@chandrapark7223]

It can also mean refraining from sexual relations.

[@WiggaMachiavelli]

'Chaste' means never committing adultery, fornication or other sexual impropriety. It refers especially to virgin females.

[@spacequack5470]

Incorrect. It also means refraining from sexual relations.

[@RW77777777]

President Clinton was celibate

[@robertpearson8546]

Blooper! Depleted Uranium is not radioactive.

[@JonWilsonPhysics]

There are no stable isotopes of uranium. U-238 has a long half life, but it is not stable.

[@Teenage_Mutant_Ginga_Ninja]

"Like the natural uranium ore, DU is radioactive. DU mainly emits alpha particle radiation. Alpha particles don't have enough energy to go through skin. As a result, exposure to the outside of the body is not considered a serious hazard." Though it might not constitute common knowledge, a quick Google search would solve a lot of people's idiocy. Although it isn't as radioactive or dangerous, it is still radioactive. If you find yourself unlucky enough to ingest it or have it constantly near your person, I'm sure it wouldn't be pleasant and has the chance to cause multiple issues with prolonged exposure. "Not a serious hazard" doesn't equal completely safe.

[@robertpearson8546]

@@Teenage_Mutant_Ginga_Ninja Thank you for the information. Facts are always welcome.

[@RW77777777]

someone will slip a couple discs of it into your smart watch and you can enjoy the metastasize

[@aproudamerican2692]

A person's emotional and mental health is just as important as their physical health. But house has either forgotten that or chose to ignore it. His emotional abuse of these patients is a form of medical malpractice.

[@surfdocer103]

How DARE you say that a man can’t have vaginosis.cancel all reruns because I’m offended

[@joedirt3449]

edgeLORD!

[@elizabethdavis2877]

Get rid of that Australian accent

[@Tanrna]

Why? Both the character and the actor are Australian.

[@handlesarefeckinstupid]

Perhaps house should use his real accent?

[@spacequack5470]

Said nobody with functioning brain cells

[@RW77777777]

somebody did not get a reply at their speed dating event

[@boffo63]

This cast is awful. Good thing they had the boss to carry them

[@ShadesofViolet8]

This is the quietest hospital ever. Not a peep.

[@michauxborns]

Frasier's Cafe' Nervosa was also extremely quiet ...