The most unrealistic thing on this show is a bar with so many cute le***ns.

You coming? We just got started 🤨

House is often outrageous, but waving a used syringe up to a child's mouth and squirting a patient's body fluid into her mouth is a HUGE crime

Ignore your problems the way foreman ignores Houses jokes

Thought NJ didn't have the death penalty

I wonder what House's reaction must have been when he found out who the patient was, in addition to finding out that he was also manipulated by this patient.

She is permiscus! Men are worse and plot out to kill women!

What an ATYPICAL Dr. ! ! !

This is one of the best scenes 😂

Kutner was the best character on the show. I can appreciate what they were trying to do with the whole awareness thing, but I really wish they hadn't killed him. Put him in a coma or something. Quitting... probably wouldn't have ever done that because he loved being on House's team. Or heck, just swap actors and pretend that he looked like the new actor all along. Soap operas do that all the time.

Ain't no acid doing that. Ain't no drug doing that either.

Как обидно знать - что все наши эмоции всего лишь физиологические процессы. Ненавижу Роберта Сапольски)))

masters' arc is so interesting to me. it was probably the first time house actually took a look at the devastating effect he has on people and the way they proceed in medicine. he saw how much he had destroyed her sense of wonder and innocence that he couldn't ask her to consider/force her to stay like he did with chase, 13, taub, etc. he knew the level at which his demands were responsible for changing the way she sees the world. he didn't care for it with the others bc he knew they were people who already had a pretty challenging career and had experience disturbing situations; they fell in house's hands with tough skin developed. not the case with masters. and that's why he seems to feel guilty for having taken her to that breaking point. it was such an interesting arc and I feel it could've had more sense if they actually put some effort in developing masters' character past the 'naïve goody goody resident'

This episode was so sad. Love Jimmi ❤️

Whose dream was better? They need to compare notes. 😏

was this the best season or what?

I remember the dishes out of the oven thing. lol. So funny!

I LOVE 5:12 😂

I thought it was a suicide jump too

the fact that the scene with the girls boobs is the most replayed part is making me doubt humanity

Why the hell did they tackle taub wtf

Season 1 episode 1

Whoa! My ex was on this show! Wow! 😂😂😂😂

Now to go on an exciting cruise in my car over a hundred miles

Dude is a Doctor and he can't switch to oxycodone so he can stop taking so much acetaminophen? Is he dumb?

HE SAID TUCHUS

lmao wth 11:32

😆😆😆

Her co-workers are both morons and stupid.

The terrifying change is visible in her eyes!

Everyone should have that choice.

BROTHERS, NEVER DO THIS, PLEASE!

Iron Horse Bridge

Was that Emily Axford?

Great acting from Foreman and the black woman.

I've smoked all of my life. I've only been sick for a few days. Now you find out what is wrong with my lungs that doesn't have anything to do with my smoking.

wilson WAS winning the argument but house hit him with the 1 2 out of the room combo

I like to think that houses hallucinations of amber symbolise the mentally hes in hell

this a thought that come trough my mind every 10 mins in my life

Everybody is taking the boyfriend's side but I have questions. What if she was a blogger that wrote about everything before they were a couple? He chose to be in a relationship with her and them got mad at her for continuing. If she started doing this during their relationship then I side with him.

Hearing Captain Holt calling a hummel figurine collection a "lame hobby" just gave me the craziest case of whiplash.

He he😂

Quick someone find a make america great again hat to scare his hiccups away.

3:25 condom adds be like:

Normal bromance

That immediately shot my mind back to watching Blackadder, holy jeez 😂

"You're expressing yourself and you're in a psych ward where we're meant to express ourselves and get help. TIME FOR YOU TO GO INTO A WHITE, PADDED BOX FOR ONE WHOLE WEEK!!!!!"

1:34 I think you're sick Because I'm sleeping in the clinic, like I always do? Slow reaction time Because I just woke up, from sleeping in the clinic, like I always do. You forgot that we were supposed to have lunch I didn't forget, I was sleeping. In the clinic,. this show is gold

After this episode the homeless man should,ve gone into a shelter..

5:42 I’m once again amazed by the incredible detail in acting from Robert Sean Leonard. That little voice crack after he exhales deeply and says “SiGnEd consent forms” is just such a nice touch