CEO Shooter Jokes

[@Shadare]

He's not "the ceo shooter". He is "The Insurance Adjustor"

[@DraxxSklounst]

Or "The Copay Killer"

[@jayadams3339]

@@DraxxSklounst I wonder if they will ever make 'The CopyCoPay Killer'

[@RodrigoFernandez-k2i]

Who should play him in the movie?

[@williamclayton9566]

or The Claims Adjustor

[@bororobo3805]

Adjustment Bureau

[@Player456London]

They want us to be angry at our neighbours instead of looking up and directing our anger at them.

[@goaliemojo4310]

Exactly, but they made it so we can't talk to our neighbors. I'll still try.

[@phantomtr1]

They use their boot to kick us, and were so short sighted we're upset at the people being kicked into us by the boot that we forget the boot that kicked our fellow human into us is also kicking us.

[@hahaFunny-d8x]

someone wrote something similar on Ben Shapiro's comment section

[@jeffsteyn7174]

And don't forget your neighbors mexican gardener, you supposed to be angry at people with no power

[@mrdeanvincent]

They make sure we're too busy bickering between left and right, but we should all be looking up. Unite. We the people.

[@coytus94]

I love that the Luigi story is getting more coverage than anything UHC has ever provided

[@christinamann3640]

Daaaaaaaaammmmmn!

[@ataraxia199]

Top tier comment!! 👏🏼👏🏼

[@Shooketh__]

💯💯💯

[@_DROM_]

No pun intended 🥁ba dum tss🥁 😂😂😂

[@airtale.p]

Yeah, and it's just tuterly ironic when Trump-supporters are also fanboying for Luigi. Republicans were the ones who made healthcare and insurence to this scamming shitfest in the first place, Trump deregulated it even further, all of you are against public healthcare and basic human welfare, and you deify billionares, you are a moron if you think Trump is on our side. And by "our" I mean everyone lower than the top 10% in wealth.

[@jeremys1648]

These jokes are some pretty dark humor which like healthcare not everyone gets

[@MZBS639]

Not bad

[@marcmeinzer8859]

Healthcare is cheap; just enlist in the army for 3 years then you get a VA health card for free!

[@owangejewice]

​@marcmeinzer8859 oh yeah? Is the VA giving AAA-rate care these days? Haven't checked in on them in about 6 or 7 decades 🤔

[@BeelzeBob420]

@@marcmeinzer8859good times

[@direwolf6234]

thankfully this comedian is in network ...

[@jarretheller2244]

Interesting thing about this Luigi kid is that he has done more to unite the political left with the political right and even the apolitical than any politician has in recent time.

[@yunantheobserver6841]

He reminded everyone that either if you're left, right or apolitical...at the end of the day we're all screwed over by the elites.

[@hifelicia615]

Damn, you're right. Luigi 2028?

[@BrotherHood-xh9sg]

The only way the left & right can really unite, is if the people on the left stop having roomtemp iq and learn their policies are horrible for people.

[@kinngrimm]

i guess he found one use of firearms the left is not opposed to ^^

[@exodore2000]

@@hifelicia615 He's too young, can't run till 36.

[@esahg5421]

they want you arguing left vs right so you never think top vs bottom.

[@Haley_Halo]

Or shaming people into feeling bad for the CEO and paint him as 🤢 ""a guy trying to do good""🤮. Meanwhile downplaying the horrific things these insurance companies do to *us* and brush over it. The media and most politicians are all gaslighting us back down to status quo. Hell no!

[@carlosleon9580]

so true

[@onslaugh99]

This comment was too good

[@tchelikdabril9628]

HEYO BARS!!!

[@schnizzyfizz7832]

Like don't most of us just want a pretty functional society? Like a society where you can raise a family without being a millionaire? Where you are not completely screwed if you get injured?

[@okamiseven]

"Jury nullification refers to a jury's knowing and deliberate rejection of the evidence or refusal to apply the law either because the jury wants to send a message about some social issue that is larger than the case itself, or because the result dictated by law is contrary to the jury's sense of justice, morality, or fairness. Essentially, with jury nullification, the jury returns a “not guilty” verdict even if jurors believe beyond a reasonable doubt that the defendant broke the law. This can occur because a not guilty verdict cannot be overturned and jurors are protected regardless of their verdicts."

[@LindaVernon]

Successfully used in Canada twice in refusal to convict a doctor who had opened abortion clinics. Result: no abortion laws in Canada. It is medical procedure determined between patient and doctor.

[@SmallSpoonBrigade]

Yes, and it's deeply problematic in that it tends to rob the appellate courts of the cases most likely to result in a change in precedent. That being said, I can't imagine him being convicted and the courts deciding that it's constitutional free speech to assassinate public figures.

[@CD-vb9fi]

"Jury Nullification" is a jury "Judging The Law" and or "The Process" and this is why Judges and Lawyers HATE talking about it. They don't like that Jurors have this power and they don't want them using it ever period. If a potential juror even mentions it the entire pool is cut loose and a new group of "bobble heads" are evaluated.

[@katyungodly]

If anyone reading this ends up on a jury, DO NOT mention jury nullification or they will kick you. Yes, you're allowed to vote innocent even if you believe they did the crime. This is entirely legal.

[@Oyi_14]

Sounds like some Jim Crow era bullshit

[@3eees]

0:39 “Boycott. Don’t get caught.” 👏🏽

[@imrankh68]

That guy was such a douche

[@imrankh68]

That guy and his girlfriend were such douches

[@blueblack3591]

Such a good line

[@DigitalAlchemyst]

This is facts on facts on facts fam. Everyone talking about class solidarity but he broke it too

[@rockets4kids]

I've never heard an anti-heckle before...

[@ReeseLienau]

5:47 "I gave it a shot" ...underrated joke right there

[@friedala4702]

😂😂😂😂😂😂🎉

[@ScaryMason]

The laughter was silenced.

[@StandUpPenguin]

I made the same joke earlier, its low hanging fruit

[@MikaComments]

"...he did it on the budget..." 😂😂😂 That's because he didn't have much left after dealing with the insurance company.

[@katyungodly]

Not to mention he was missing prior to this, so he was likely jobless and living off of savings.

[@LordOrwell]

wth are you talking about. He literally had eight thousand dollars in his wallet when he was arrested. He's a trust fund brat that didn't even have to work.

[@thomaswoodmancy7096]

​@LordOrwell it just goes to show you the insurance companies will f**k anyone and everyone. 🙄 disgusting!

[@fobinc]

​@@LordOrwellbudget Bruce Wayne except not billionaire and killed I guess.

[@maggiemccalvey2211]

Or getting coffee at Starbucks

[@maureenwagg5305]

Luigi uncovered the truth that rich people in power didn't know. They knew people didn't like them. They assumed it was just jealousy. Wrong. We don't want what they stole from other people. We want everyone to be able to access free healthcare through taxing the rich more efficiently. The rich get all sweaty and in a panic over that statement. Oh no, Lovey! Protect the money!! Luigi was like, nope. This stops and I have the cure for greed. It's called making the powerful afraid.

[@Steve-yr5vi]

This is not true, I know a number of people truly rich, each of them attained their wealth with tireless dedication to getting an education and working hours most would never dream of working. This deranged hatred of "the rich" is an excuse for your own laziness and history of making poor choices.

[@donnabrythe119]

@@Steve-yr5viwell you wait until you are denied care for cancer, see how you feel then.

[@jorgebarriosmur]

That`s not how it works. I live in a country with universal healthcare (it`s NOT free), and althoug we tax our rich more than you , the assistance of the middle class is still necesary. We pay on average 30% more in taxes than you, to ensure that EVERYONE (including minors and poor people that don`t pay income tax) are covered. It`s totally worth it, (it is basically an act of self-defense) but it has a price......if you try a "free"· healthcare system, you are in for a bad surprise......

[@sigilfredogaleano6568]

​@@jorgebarriosmur can you explain more what u mean by " basically an act of self defense "? Please

[@jorgebarriosmur]

@@sigilfredogaleano6568 Universal healthcare ensures a healthier population. Healthier populations are less prone to infections and can combat them better. Less infections (that also last less) makes it more difficult for virus and bacterias to infect ME, and/or to mutate at an accelerate pace. Self defense!

[@Roadiedave]

We've been calling him "The Claims Adjuster"

[@HughJass-313]

❤❤

[@mustwereallydothis]

@@Roadiedave I do like that one but insurance adjuster is more on the nose

[@lymphomasurvive]

3D Killer

[@JohnPritzlaff]

The Adjuster

[@matnor1786]

The Claims Undertaker? The Meditaker?

[@thomasrichardson4520]

Insurance companies are set up like video games with increasingly difficult levels where the goal is to get you to lose all your health and coins and die. This guy found the secret level and skipped straight to the final boss. Ultimate speed run.

[@vibecat4899]

^^ TOP COMMENT ^^

[@haymaker710]

Luigi knows the cheat codes.

[@scitimas12]

Bro found a glitch and 1 shot the final boss

[@risleisylastre8856]

😂😂😂😂

[@johnshite4656]

In the wealthy families they teach all the glitches. I love that Luigi betrayed his class, as his class is evil. He recognized it and exposed it for what it is.

[@nurainiarsad7395]

gotta respect the guy for cashing in all his privilege cards to do it ngl

[@cemdursun]

Privilege of taking a greyhound bus and eating plastic burgers?

[@soyborne.bornmadeandundone1342]

Che also did something similar : )

[@nataliaalfonso2662]

@@cemdursunno. His multi millions of dollars. He’s a super rich kid, genius, valedictorian Ivy leaguer.

[@beetlebob4675]

​@@cemdursun Sounds like you know nothing about this incident OR the person who did it Lol

[@cemdursun]

@@nataliaalfonso2662 yet he used none of those privileges during this event

[@Richard-od7yd]

FREE ROBIN HOODIE 🏹

[@lelouchlamperouge8560]

👍😁

[@blueroses1391]

“Boycott. Don’t get caught.” - Luigi should have gone for pasta.

[@katherinelokeroseguo7501]

Nice one 😂!

[@newquinn22]

Mamma mia!

[@MusicAdmirer]

His identification as the culprit would've gone pasta eyes of the other patrons. 👀

[@override367]

Popeyes would have helped him hide the gun

[@anthonyrowland9072]

@@override367 Popeye's is the Los Santos Customs of fast food.

[@3ekaust]

Boycott don't get caught is such a great joke it deserves a prize tbh. Sorry sammy they stole the show.

[@CBT5777]

what does it mean?

[@cmst6408]

​@CBT5777 Boycott, Divestment, Sanctions (BDS) is a Palestinian-led movement for freedom, justice and equality. BDS upholds the simple principle that Palestinians are entitled to the same rights as the rest of humanity. #bds

[@master_spike]

@@CBT5777 its a pun / rhyme

[@lisacherry8176]

@@master_spike Can you explain more?

[@kennycoulter5525]

@@lisacherry8176 I figure it was about the typical boycotts directed toward both Starbucks and McDonalds for their support of Israel. Avoiding both of these larger companies could have prevented him getting caught. Hopefully others will take the advice for next time, but I think we will have even heavier surveillance everywhere now.

[@wolfwraith8172]

The silver lining is that the snitch snitched wrong and isn't gonna get any money.

[@trillionbones89]

And her McDonald's closed down, she lost the job and with that: her healthcare coverage. Can't make this shit up

[@shhwinner6663]

​@@trillionbones89she was doxxed as well

[@davidtingley9978]

​@@trillionbones89that's a better plot twist than Hollywood has come up with in decades

[@TheChampionofEnki]

Yep, she greedily jumped on the opportunity and didn't think about calling the TIP line instead of 911. 😂

[@Emayeah]

​@@TheChampionofEnkiLMAOOO HE ACTUALLY CALLED 911 INSTEAD OF THE NORMAL HOTLINE? I thought it was a prank but no LMAO

[@jonathanvilario5402]

Luigi went from explaining capitalism with seashells to taking out CEOs. Legend.

[@cccantv6457]

shell casings* ☺

[@DedesFewscres]

Everytime capitalism is discussed in this country, we're told we're communist. NO we just want a fair shake. We tried capitalism, it sucks.

[@zehnerevans7063]

Only one CEO

[@gronkusbonkus]

⁠@@cccantv6457no he is talking about actually seashells because of the meme a while back where luigi was explaining capitalism using “she sells sea shells on the sea shore” to another luigi the song in the meme is called money game pt2 by ren

[@cccantv6457]

@gronkusbonkus bro idc. I said shell casings* talmbout the ones that had Defend Depose and Deny on them.

[@Niclas-ui1fh]

Luigi is a legend. Praise be his name

[@HughJass-313]

😂😂

[@WinteryMix84]

The true Man of the Year.

[@janetttyminski7295]

I guess you are unfamiliar with the 6th commandment.

[@HughJass-313]

@@janetttyminski7295 Which one is that? Adultery?

[@aneev609]

@@janetttyminski7295 Commandments were invented for the peasant class to obey, stay on track and not to retaliate against oligarchy.

[@MatchaCocoaDog]

There are two things that will not get old: dark humor, and Brian Thompson.

[@rafaelsmith5737]

Bars

[@rachelburton8689]

😂😂😂

[@MartialArtsNk]

Nah, dark humor might get old though...

[@BenjaminJones-y4h]

The guy was denied a necessary surgery. By not letting him have it they forced him to be childless for life. He had the right to that surgery and he didn't get it. His actions were merciful, as far as I'm concerned.

[@jasmineofearth]

How do we know that? He shared that himself in socials or what? I haven't seen anything about his medical care (or lack of) anywhere... due to HIPAA protections, I'm sure.

[@janetttyminski7295]

Repeating unfounded info is irresponsible.

[@yourenotspecial3735]

@janetttyminski7295 “Don’t talk about me like that. There’s a warm place for people like you.” - the bible

[@rogerme247]

Supposedly never insured by UHC. Mad at the industry.

[@rogerme247]

Wait until we have universal healthcare, everyone has a card, but can’t use it.

[@mia_djojowasito_malik]

working at McDo AND being a snitch is peak unprincipled 😂😂🍉

[@zehnerevans7063]

Not a "snitch" an informant

[@Rabbit763]

@@zehnerevans7063you mean a rat

[@magisterrleth3129]

I'll be honest, for 60 grand, I'd have told, too. Especially if I was working at McDonald's, that's two years' worth of pay right there for one little phone call.

[@StuRBullen]

I wouldn’t solely on the very likely notion that the cops will find some way not to pay. It’d be like a Health Insurance CEO claiming he’ll give me $60,000… probably not a good idea to trust killers to give you tons of money based on their word alone

[@jonathanspady451]

​@@magisterrleth3129congratulations. You just told everyone you'd sell them out for table scraps.

[@shadowsmirk]

You had me at "CEO Shooter" but I stayed for the jokes. I haven't seen you before, but that whole bit was very well done.

[@er...]

free mario's bro

[@hoohoo431]

Don't forget, Luigi's the weaker brother. If Mario snaps...God have mercy

[@PhillipAmthor]

Free Mario²

[@cruzjohnalexandert.2254]

Never fear! Thomas the Tank Engine is here!

[@MaxiTB]

Oh boy, this one was for sure controversial. One one side murder is obviously illegal and nobody should do it, on the other hand you have a person responsible for the deaths of hundreds if not thousands out of greed personally enriching himself over years getting killed which falls into the "he had it coming" or "no pity for the wicked" category. Looking forward on how you touched the topic.

[@simplythebesttowingandreco3217]

Oh the crowd was on the side of Luigi. He was jealous of his brother Mario. Oops spoiler

[@Onora619]

Is it weird that I feel like my mom's death from lung cancer has somewhat been avenged? It was from lack of treatment while trying to get treatment. She literally had a fighting chance when she found out but by the time all that shit got sorted she didn't. He killed my mother as much as the cancer did. It's weird knowing what is essentially her murderer's face. She had a fighting chance.

[@aurelien5747]

@@Onora619it’s not weird at all, your mother and thousands of others passed away because of not having enough money I’m not American but that feels like putting a price on my loved ones life and I’d definitely want revenge even if it isn’t the solution

[@LunaBoo12]

As they say, no one mourns the wicked.

[@honeybun3492]

@@Onora619 I’m so sorry for your loss ❤

[@ryanv6785]

Same people defending the CEO talking about how horrible his murder is will say it's ok to kill Hitler despite him never firing a single gun or starting up a gas chamber.

[@kayty6673]

Why is ww2 the only historical event with laws protecting the official story?

[@youtubenoob]

@@kayty6673 What?

[@jeffjohnson7683]

Charles Manson also was never convicted of killing anyone

[@CatPerson-s7g]

I mean, your concept is right, but Hitler was infantry in WW1. So, bro definitely fired a single gun.

[@Xiaengao]

The same with Charles Manson.

[@WilliamPappas-b6o]

If a parent with withheld care from their child or deny them the medicine they were supposed to take they'd be in jail

[@johnacott1238]

Free the claims adjuster!

[@budwittman4907]

i am luigi you are luigi we are luigi Expect us!

[@Steve-yr5vi]

no we are not. Luigi is a young man with a severe mental health issue, stop the hate.

[@fizzinsoda]

​@@Steve-yr5vi you are Luigi, you just don't understand

[@stephenday2342]

No! I'm Spartacus!

[@babecat2000]

​@@Steve-yr5vi quit sticking up for the corporate greed

[@deborahwilson4684]

​@@babecat2000 100% correct.

[@mattiehinz3349]

The amount of evidence on the man arrested is suss AF

[@SammyObeidComedy]

💯

[@Iloveswedes]

They said he left the gun and backpack in the park. Not sure how he all of a sudden had everything on him PLUS a manifesto specifically about healthcare.

[@zaks7]

@@Iloveswedes And he got caught using a fake ID at a mcD. When was the last time you had to show your ID at a mcd?

[@PL_SL]

@@zaks7 The police weren’t called because of the fake ID, because as you said, you obviously wouldn’t show an ID to order a burger. It’s being reported that a McDonalds employee recognized him, called the police, and then the police FOUND a fake ID on him when they arrived.

[@aum0aumgood]

Attorney for man arrested says no evidence presented...

[@johnshite4656]

Luigi's gun jammed on the first shot. Instead of freaking out and aborting he calmly cleared the jam and then proceeded. That's insane. The balls of the guy.

[@redrooster8042]

His suppressor had no buffer to eject the casings, a buffer is needed with certain sidearms, you can tell he never tested his setup before hand because you can see him pulling the trigger again after the first round didn't eject and he realized he had to rack the next round manually. Still doesn't take away from his cool as a cucumber demeanor.

[@johnshite4656]

@@redrooster8042 Thanks for the insight, I figured he had fired a lot at the range.... Well, maybe he did, but he wouldn't be allowed to use the suppressor at the range, right? I think you need a special permit from the Feds for that, right? So it makes sense if he didn't test it with the suppressor.... he may not have had the chance, and considered it too risky to practice. Could that be the case?

[@grdn02100]

@@redrooster8042 Get new heroes.

[@redrooster8042]

@@grdn02100 what are you even going on about drunk

[@redrooster8042]

@grdn02100 and who are my heros Mr knowitall

[@user-se7vt5ow4e]

Proving the old saying “no good deed goes unpunished.”

[@damienflinter4585]

Yet another reason for a health warning on McD's.

[@Mrpibb666]

Ecooli on a bun. Yuck.

[@aris8512]

You always execute your jokes so perfectly and brilliantly 😮.

[@mrjules1982]

Never at 6 am though...

[@iq-ride9329]

@@mrjules1982 🤣😂🤣

[@bman-ef6ji]

"entry level shooter" lmao bruh

[@katherinelokeroseguo7501]

😂😂😂

[@JustHereForCats]

I was soooooo excited for you to comment on this situation 😂😂 I absolutely love your sense of humor ❤

[@gail9299]

I just knew McDonald's and Starbucks boycott was going to come up. They wouldn't have caught me 😂

[@franimal86]

He went to a McDonald’s on purpose. Remember how McDonald’s scammed everyone with their rigged Monopoly game? Pennsylvania Railroad (from Monopoly) actually ran through Altoona, PA…

[@tnijoo5109]

🤔 I’m listening…

[@cindyweinstock4868]

He was on a bus that stopped at the McDonald's. He didn't choose it.

[@clicheguevara5282]

So it’s a Kendrick video now? 🤔

[@MagickandMediums]

Holy cannolis

[@atlas_of_prescottia]

​@cindyweinstock4868 Every bus I've ever been on (I've never used them to commute in a big city) has stopped at a McDonalds. McDonald's stops are as dependable as the busses.

[@GarouCuac]

"I gave it a shot" UNDERRATED.

[@AnttiBrax]

Probably the best thing to happen to standup comedy in 2024.

[@hasup9958]

Free Luigi ❤

[@YourLocalZombie]

The next Mario Bros game better have a hoodie as an alt costume for Luigi.

[@fobinc]

I don't think Nintendo is that based

[@christianzilla]

Don't think corporations are on board somehow. Don't look for it.

[@nicknorthcutt7680]

Free my boy Luigi fr though

[@bettyswallocks6411]

If Luigi Mangione _does_ go to prison, he will, at least, get free healthcare.

[@GAFB1122]

Sanitation engineer... he just took out the trash!

[@babecat2000]

Tony Soprano would approve

[@enzoeclipsed]

Excellent tie in no one has brought up the fact that Mario’s younger brother was the culprit

[@BenjaminChesney-Lang-dp6rf]

Mario’s older brother

[@Iloveswedes]

@@BenjaminChesney-Lang-dp6rf It's his younger brother.....just taller.

[@Jaded7981]

Lots of people have.

[@enzoeclipsed]

Oh yeh

[@wind10miko]

The 6am got me 😂

[@mokkymiah2742]

He's not "the CEO shooter" he is the "health insurance auditor"

[@anxia-tea5846]

dude his smile really is beautiful tho wth

[@2148aa]

comedy sometime is more truthful then what comes from the pulpit.

[@Me-dj2sz]

f a pulpit

[@MannnyFreshhh-z4h]

I like my billionaires grass fed. #grassfed.

[@chuuu4610]

And free range of course.

[@MannnyFreshhh-z4h]

@chuuu4610 rofl absolutely true. I need that 100% natural. Keeps the kids healthy. It’s all about the future 🥹

[@Austrickster63]

Grass fed or feeding grass??🤣🤣🇦🇺👍

[@MannnyFreshhh-z4h]

@ lol. Just saying I like my rich all natural 😂

[@MannnyFreshhh-z4h]

@ oh oh. And if I need some fat back those are best fed by McDonalds. Sadly. We could really come up with a menu. I’ll tell you this people burning smell like beef. So I would do garnish that applies to beef even recommend a dark lager for a beer to wash down some rich. 😈 obviously this is horrible but I’m just saying they like rare foods maybe it’s time we try some rare “foods”. Muahahahahha

[@48gwsn]

such a great show!!! i brought my mom out and we both had the best time! thank you sammy!!

[@ReeseLienau]

luigi mangione 🤌

[@shhwinner6663]

Let it sing

[@AshGreen359]

You're not supposed to pay attention to this, just watch the drones instead

[@Pez_Destroyer]

I PRAISE LUIGI MANGIONE AFTER READING ABOUT THE HORRIBLE PERSON THAT WAS HIS VICTIM!!!

[@grdn02100]

Really? I imagine you said similar about Geo Floyd then, right.

[@shaan702]

Buckle up homies

[@babyoda1973]

2030s 😢

[@klumpytheklown3798]

Things are seriously about to go down...

[@zolaanimaniac5224]

Assassin on a budget is so real Homie was one of us for real

[@priyamassand]

He went to Sbux and McD’s to make this high profile and get caught. He wants copycats.

[@fukyutube2279]

Je Suis LUIGI. WE ARE ALL LUIGI.

[@debraleighscott]

Fuente Ovejuna.

[@janetttyminski7295]

I guess you are unfamiliar with the 6th commandment.

[@Slo-ryde]

@@janetttyminski7295all CEO’s should be briefed on it

[@iandennis7836]

​@@janetttyminski7295Guess Brian forgot that one in his haste to make his target bonus....🙄

[@wallz42]

@@janetttyminski7295 Who cares? God literally killed “wicked” people in the Biblical stories. Sodom and Gamorrah. Remember that one about a flood that wiped out all but a few humans for bad behavior. Using biblical numbers he killed approximately 3 million people. Scholars say if the stories are to be taken as truth the real number would be about 25 million.

[@ACWhoCares2]

Oh I'm sure the people back in the OG Titanic joked about that "stuipid rich sh*t" already..😂 😂

[@ultimamage3]

People absolutely joked about the Titanic even in headlines of the paper days after the event. "World's Biggest Metaphor Hits Iceberg", "Treasures on the Titanic to be Saved!", "More people claiming to have survived the Titanic than were present in the Titanic".

[@bobikdylan]

"He stayed in a hostel. Did it on a budget." I checked the price of that hostel. You can share a ten bed room for $138 a night. $138 for a bunk bed with a total stranger above or below you plus another eight in the room.

[@simplegirlslifestyle261]

This was so hilarious 🤣 it’s 3am in CA and I am sitting here laughing like crazy. “He did it in a budget” was the best. Refreshing. All love to Luigi!

[@MySmallWorld.]

Millions of Americans felt that He/She was Luigi.When they heard the shooting.

[@andrewhardwick4480]

Dude represents millions of people

[@shirothefish9688]

"You can now play as Luigi" takes on a much more serious tone now.

[@sofarsogood8680]

Sammy telling people he's not a shooter but gives a shot

[@Sam-ql4ze]

Surprised you did not joke about the Monopoly money backpack to the McDonalds Monopoly game. He was also caught in Altoona which is the main railroad hub in PA.

[@Iloveswedes]

So, he took a railroad instead of an airplane to virtually anywhere else while holding a passport. Interesting.

[@trillionbones89]

​@@Iloveswedesairplanes are a bit more tsa-ish than trains

[@Highice007]

Barista must have been cute as hell to distract him from this mission.

[@paulhannon9788]

I noticed that and u were straight onto it.

[@bumpty9830]

"...something light while I eat lunch. Perfect!"

[@FactStorm]

I swear, Sammy keeps impressing day after day. You are literally gifted with wit. Among my family & my friends, I am considered funny but your level is a whole other hahaha! You can improvise novel stories & make them into amusing narratives. You will always keep up with what's trending, that's a perfect adaptive strategy - let alone in the comedy line of business.

[@ivanramirez1027]

Nintendo should base their next Luigi game on this guy

[@noahstmnts]

VS the CEO of Hellth-Care

[@Cuthbo]

Excellent stuff Sammy 👏

[@granolabean1]

Officer Fry arrested Luigi at McDonald's. Who's writing this script? When do the Hamburgler and Mario show up. G-d got a new script writter.

[@vibecat4899]

CORRECTION: the only reason the McDonald's worker knew what his face looked like is because the photo where he pulled his mask down was taken when *he was flirting with the person at the front desk in the hostel in NYC* (where he used a fake ID and paid in cash). but it is true that had he been engaged in BDS he would not have gotten caught! #boycottdontgetcaught

[@CircaBEFORE]

He went to the most corporate restaurants on purpose-it seems to be a statement on capitalism.

[@zaks7]

Caught on purpose too?

[@cemdursun]

What’s the statement? Corporate chains are addictive even it means you get caught and die in prison?

[@CircaBEFORE]

@ idk, I was just speculating like every one else, I actually don’t think he is even the assassin right now. The whole arrest seems really off to me now that I know more info.

[@cemdursun]

@@CircaBEFORE I meant no offense. Just curious what you thought the statement was because I don’t see how it makes sense. Agreed on the suspicious circumstances of the arrest

[@CircaBEFORE]

@@cemdursun I’m not offended, thanks tho:) . It does seem weird he would be eating at McD’s out in the open tho.

[@steveurban1764]

Luigi the Vampire Slayer

[@jonfmcdropout]

come to a comedy show, sit front row, and quickly put your hood up,stare directly into your lap, and don't react for 10 minutes. comedians love that.

[@mygoodlife204]

That is a bit scary!!!!

[@jasmineofearth]

Right? Dude is a stone-faced creep.

[@Neal_McBeal]

I was looking for this comment. What a nutjob!

[@amjedhatu542]

I love how you make light of fucked up situations. He took it bowser lol

[@abarette_]

0:21 based twist 🤣🤣never change Sammy

[@f0xygem]

Okay, this is for real. This was my actual reaction to the Notre Dame fire: I was shocked when I heard that this old cathedral was on fire. I said, "Oh my God, I thought all of those old cathedrals were made out of stone--holy smoke. And as soon as I said it, I had to admit, it had to be holy smoke.

[@jamilabagash149]

Notre Dame has just been restored and opened to the public.

[@killvision791]

His muppet eyebrows got him busted

[@stream_gene]

Guy in the black hoodie at the front was not having you make fun of CEO assassins, you've totally put him off his plans.

[@hadoomasta2238]

It’s funny that you are motly just telling the story how it supposedly went down. Great delivery

[@anotherdrummingenigma2882]

"I hate corporate America." Then proceeds to buy Starbucks and McDonald's.

[@_S_I_]

Luigi hasn't expressed particularly leftist views in the past. He was motivated by a specific experience he had with UnitedHealthcare - not by a wider critical view of capitalism.

[@DavidLLambertmobile]

Crooks with double standards? Make mistakes that get them caught?

[@johnsteiner3417]

Assassin's Creed: Pennsylvania to Manhattan

[@Nefville]

The real joke is the state of American healthcare.

[@watching99134]

He pulled down his mask at the hostel, not at a Starbuck's.

[@brewberry3894]

It really seems like he wanted to get caught.

[@flockofone9214]

The happy ending is that he will get free healthcare in jail.

[@johnshite4656]

36 year old: "You guys suck! I'm gonna sue you!!" 26 year old: "........ I have a 3d printer."

[@ciuuin4098]

the camera was at the hostel, not the starbucks...

[@davida444]

Hoodie and glasses in the front row would rather be anywhere else

[@will5430]

3:26 lol dude in the hoodie

[@Seymourbutts7]

Thrasher sweater? Yeah he looks like someone who never had a loved one denied healthcare

[@carly4422]

I watched this about 3 times before I actually got the joke about the mushroom kingdom/recreational drugs part. As always, brilliant from start to finish!

[@iamhereblossom1588]

4:49 looks like this guy can’t stand that the comedian is getting more attention than him.

[@Steve-yr5vi]

As a parent myself it saddens me that this young man with a promising future was radicalized within this country to commit an act of terrorism, killing a man he did not know, killing a man he personally had no reason to dislike.

[@percyvolnar8010]

'Boycott, Don't get caught" Sammy.... Bro, theres your writing partner, right there! PUT THAT BROTHER TO WORK!!!

[@CBT5777]

What does that mean?

[@Aoi-p5c]

This is the first time when youtube algorithm recommended me something good, subscribed❤

[@chuuu4610]

There is reason to think he went to McDonalds on purpose, but the guy also had social media posts with McDonalds boxes. I think he likes McDonalds ahaha.

[@RunnyBottom]

The last bit was just **chef's kiss**

[@ECaccess]

Love your comedy!! Luigi is from Maryland though, as a Pennsylvanian - that hurt a little we’re assassins, but oh well. We do assassinate elections though

[@HIareUmad]

This Comic is better than anyone Joe Rogan considers a comedian