United Healthcare CEO Taken Down

[@JourdainFisherComedy]

Hey homies, thanks for the love. I’m on TOUR. Click here for dates punchup.live/jourdainfisher/tickets

[@eddierush4653]

Not sure why you guys have to say the n word in your act

[@dadsplains]

Hey Jourdain, loved this set and your other vids too. Since you'll be in BC, how about a show in Seattle too? They'll love you here.

[@jeanhendersonharley3228]

Shame on both of you cowards

[@nathanlovik1753]

It kind of sounds like you're pro lynching. Do you want to sign a petition to legalize lynching?

[@TacticalCanner]

Fantastic job! Absolutely hilarious! First time watching you, will definitely watch again.

[@cynthiajubiter6889]

One guy said, "Snitches get stiches, and your insurance company will not cover those stitches." LOL

[@reesescup69]

I hate this phrase. It's literally allow villainy and crime to happen or get injured. "Do not stand up for what is right, be an advocate for what is wrong." Edit: not to take away from your funny comment but just to bring discourse to that idea of the phrase vs maybe we should expose crime.

[@jazzyb3424]

@@reesescup69when you allow private corporations to get away with “legally” robbing people for services they pay for, by denying life saving procedures and medication this is what you get. You can denounce the violence but this is a symptom of a wound left to rot, violent action taken back to oppressors is inevitable. Hate to say it but look at history, change only happens when a real threat of violence is shown, bc why would they stop robbing our corpses if no one stands up to them?

[@Teepkicks]

@@reesescup69relax bud, was a joke

[@daviddavid5880]

LOL

[@Viper-g6g]

😂🤣

[@blockchainprofessor.x]

Remember that they have the highest denial rate of claims in this country by a long shot. Tons of those denials have led to people passing away

[@andref9663]

It’s not illegal to deny claims in this country. The man probably rose up in his career like a lot of people, following the usual path, listening to the instructions of his board and investors. If you don’t want healthcare to be in the private sector, tell your politicians. They are why your claims get denied, not United Healthcare.

[@Femmefatale32000]

​@andref9663 you try telling that to grieving people whose loved ones were unnecessarily denied healthcare and you best hope that you never experience that. Having said that the law needs to be changed to force healthcare companies to pay up when required.

[@NM-qm5qm]

UHC denied 32% of claims, That's 1 out of every 3 claims! The average for industry is 16%. He increased denial rates since he became CEO & increased profits by 7 billion dollars. Now who is the real murderer?

[@joelercoaster]

And going bankrupt.. zero empathy for justice being done

[@nosuchthingasshould4175]

@@andref9663you mean he was only following orders?

[@Loke6661666246]

I love how the entire country is in solidarity over Brian. Like, that's class consciousness.

[@alexanderfontaine1999]

Beautiful to see the country so united

[@godwantsplastic]

They’re gonna start building their own private armies.

[@iamGermaican]

But half of them elected a billionaire with a proven track record or screwing over the little guy.

[@Bedtimestoryes]

@@alexanderfontaine1999pun intended 😂 United is fr

[@CinnamonGirl0716]

Word

[@mrsdraper171]

Greedy CEO received 10 million last year as a bonus while he denied insurance to innocent people who died.

[@alexisgreene8952]

UNC made $8 billion in quarter. How do they profit so much? By raking the premiums but not paying claims! This is a crime against humanity.

[@JulieeEliz]

@@alexisgreene8952 ✨💯💯🎯🎯🎯👍✨

[@forchristakes]

@@alexisgreene8952 similar to having home owners insurance....pay pay pay but when it's time to file a claim...they will repair the damage then drop you....

[@janicemorris3444]

@@mrsdraper171 Blame the Government of this country why there are other developed Western countries that have universal health care along with private insurance but they choose to have people in bondage and poverty to help their big companies to make money and profit off poor people that's where the problem is research other countries that have universal health care example Canada and Europe and see how their country operates America is full of greed and that's why we're going to suffer in the next 4 years Because it's about the rich getting richer and the poor getting poorer

[@DeAMurphy2004]

I think he was the lowest paid.

[@2dclxvi]

Imagine the size of the "go fund me" account for that guy's legal defense if he gets arrested.

[@mandycollette5150]

I'm ready to pitch in!!!!

[@Rae-yv7md]

I'm a Brit I'd contribute.

[@ApotreNoir]

He'd have a better legal team than United Healthcare 😂

[@colombiana2710]

I'll contribute

[@jeffreycheng5984]

Me too.

[@Lumio_Draco]

Wouldn't it be great if we started seeing Deny, Delay, and Depose spray painted all over the country, especially around the HQ centers of all the health insurance companies? >;)

[@TheVersafear]

As well as regular insurance companies. Can’t forget those

[@thomasroth4695]

And Politicians. E Palistine Ohio. Lahana fire Hawaii NC storm survivors Flint Mich water……. Got all kinda $$$ forU kraine and Israel tho.

[@sullyb23511]

It would be better if people started reading that book.

[@Abaddon231]

Well the hoodies and T shirts are selling out..

[@rosannekatonwalden1620]

Remember the movie Network with thousands of citizens sticking their heads out of their windows screaming "I'm mad as hell and I'm not going to take this any more!"

[@softblackkitten]

“We’re just 3 or 4 more CEO’s away from universal healthcare. “

[@csdarlington86]

The CEO was being investigated for insider trading. They sold off 150 million worth of stock quietly. He was a scam artist that should’ve been in prison already.

[@Anthony-hu3rj]

Proof? Evidence? Or you just hating ... yup.

[@AkashMishra23]

@@Anthony-hu3rjbootlicker

[@leonardkellum6984]

They don't arrest them criminals, they're part of that elite crowd that George Carlin told us about, remember Epstein's list, JFK's killers, etc.

[@Darkhorse-420]

@@Anthony-hu3rj Its all over the news, my man. All stations in solidarity reporting the fruad, etc.

[@AlmightyEye]

@@Anthony-hu3rjlow IQ much? 🤡🫵🏻

[@Jaredakota20]

They need to leave this superhero alone and let him do his job

[@watamutha]

Imagine if we had an Avengers team of these guys

[@stoptheviolence3358]

Tell that to his kids

[@creatd]

@@stoptheviolence3358 And what do we tell the kids of those that have passed because their PAID FOR coverages were denied by tools like this man?

[@Will-m4s]

@@stoptheviolence3358 where they at?

[@mandycollette5150]

His kids should be proud!!! He's a hero to some families that have lost their loved ones because "Brian" said no so his pocketbook would get fatter!!!! They ain't showing no pity for us! Why should we?

[@peachy_lili]

remember guys, if you think you saw him, no you didn't!

[@GalenWill]

Saw who? 😇

[@sunny06515]

i am blind i only see criminals not Hero's

[@Urduhkhan]

Snitches get no stitches cause it's out of network!

[@andref9663]

Why shouldn’t a poor working class person get the reward?

[@jonm1999]

Do what now?

[@RepDaVinci]

If Aetna keeps delaying my back surgery, we might have to holla at their CEO real quick.

[@funnyisfunny4944]

😂😂😂

[@th3gr81]

This is the way we need to think as an oppressed people.

[@pyenapple]

Speaking of backs, we’ve all got yours

[@ChineduOpara]

😂😂😂

[@mrsdraper171]

Sounds good

[@Opinionatedboo]

Let us all remember that 46,000 people die per year in US because their health insurance lacked adequate coverage. 26,000 die every year because they have no health insurance. That is murder committed by health insurance companies every year. Who is being charged with that murder??? So forgive me if I cannot find it in me to fee sorry for a corporate stooge or an oligarch!

[@imzjustplayin]

This is exaggerated nonsense. Nobody is dying because bills aren't being paid. These people are free to not use insurance and negotiate the price with the provider. Insurance companies could disappear and you all can fend for yourself.

[@h.neubert8770]

Murder by neglect. If a person is insured, they should be covered. And a country can absolutely make sure it’s population has health insurance. The richest country, America, could.

[@h.neubert8770]

@imzjustplayin Not true. Benefits have been invented to incentivise work. When you lose your job 1 day after your cancer diagnosis, you get nothing. Thats layer 1 of the injustice. Even if you got fired because you made the mistake of telling your boss you got sick and they dont want to bother with you. That happened to a lady, it was on the news. She died without care. Layer 2 is , that even if she had had kept the job, her insurance could deny or delay care. And that has happened too. Just type it into youtube and you can see newscast about this, or articles on google.

[@imzjustplayin]

@h.neubert8770 health care providers provide care, not insurance companies. If a health care provider thinks a patient will die if they don't get care, then they should in your words treat the patient even if they can't pay. Again nobody has died because they didn't have insurance.

[@TheStephaneAdam]

@@imzjustplayin Susan Finley died because she lost her insurance when she lost her job. Didn't consult for flu-like symptoms. See? One person. That makes you a liar. And a simp for billionaires.

[@bronsonbamnallen1633]

“$40,000? I aint paying that shit. I will take care of that shit right now.” 👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼

[@annaskalka2320]

Possibly more than that.

[@duancoviero9759]

That Bernie impersonation on point! 😂😂😂😂😂

[@esuswalk2006]

really needed a better audience for that one, a Dave Chappelle crowd would have laughed their azzes off

[@TCt83067695]

​@@esuswalk2006do they know who Bernie is tho in Chapelle's audience?

[@KasperDrahgyn]

If now isn’t the perfect time to reignite the Medicare for all conversation I don’t know what is

[@desi00000]

Nope. I saw Fox today and they are beginning to push back on the "it's cool" to be okay with this man dying narrative. They will whip up conservatives to see this as some sort of moral failing or say Latinos or trans people are causing medical coverage to skyrocket or something and get their voters IN CHECK. There is ONE reason we don't have universal healthcare. Poor white voters. There are enough of them to get it but their leaders tell them it will hurt them so we don't have it.

[@pyenapple]

Eff yes

[@andref9663]

America voted against Medicare for All numerous times. You can blame CEOs all you want, but CEOs aren’t the reason we don’t have Medicare for All.

[@StinkyWizleteets]

​@@andref9663 yes its the health insurance lobbyist who own our congress

[@markdepriest418]

You do realize that United Healthcare is the main provider for medicare dont you? The only thing that would change is the return address for the coverage denial would be the federal government.

[@_NewtonMeter]

"So they killed that.." Everyone: *starts clapping*

[@JourdainFisherComedy]

Passed the vibe check

[@knowclub-d3n]

@@JourdainFisherComedybro you’re passing the vibe check! ❤

[@cogboy302]

​@@JourdainFisherComedy, yep. Wouldn't it be fantastic if it was actually Bernie though? "Whadda you gonna do? Gimme life?"

[@cogboy302]

Hey. - My comment got deleted. I said that it'd be funny if it was Bernie. I could imagine his remarks to the 5-0, "Whadda you gonna do, gimme life?"

[@naijaplayer]

​@@cogboy302 oh this would actually be hilarious lol

[@johntuel2375]

Looks like the mainstream media doesn't like how the people are actually talking about it and how we actually feel. The story has gone from a constant barrage of news clips about it to nothing on my news feed as of now, 3 days later. I may go look for one now to see if it is even still on youtube anymore. They sure did not want to acknowledge our reaction at all the entire time.

[@ChadAV69]

They are still uploading daily dumbass

[@user-zu5do6ri6r]

@johntuel2375 Why should media care what we think? We gave our representation to corporations in 1912. What the people think and feel is irrelevant to the American society.

[@ender_king1670]

@@user-zu5do6ri6r For the same reason they are afraid of the CEO Assassin. All it takes is one. And if everyone is nodding along and saying "that's pretty neat!", there is GOING to be copycats.

[@amyc1037]

@@johntuel2375 msm goal is to keep us hating each other.

[@MrColdwilliam]

​@@ender_king1670I think the big social takeaway is that violence has united the people in ways protest simply can't. That is a terrifying reality but it is the reality.

[@agtv_media]

Excellent set, we got a modern day Robin Hood in our midst

[@pyenapple]

Dexter

[@guyledouche4918]

​@@Whocareslol420only if everything you know about insurance ceo's comes from a saw movie...

[@TheHoodVoice2024]

Imagine how the CEO family feels realizing 90% of the country is celebrating. I bet they feel great since they have access to the best doctors and all their medical expenses get paid. 😢

[@kuromyou7969]

Well, health insurance is typically tied to the job. And if the family was all on his plan well....

[@PaulGuy]

@@kuromyou7969 If we had universal health care, like other civilized nations, it wouldn't be a problem...and he'd probably still be alive.

[@kuromyou7969]

@@PaulGuy oh for sure. Preaching to the choir.

[@cynthiajubiter6889]

I heard he was separated from his wife, just saying.

[@akinumber1]

I bet he had a miserable family life.

[@sasachiminesh1204]

Glad we all agree on this point. It's about time somebody did SMTHNG, since Congress is 100% sold out to them.

[@claytonelofgren]

What was the peaceful alternative?

[@tc2241]

“That meddling 1%!” 😂

[@nancym5341]

Best line ever!

[@undeadishbill]

God: Sorry, you are out of network. You have to go somewhere else.

[@fobinc]

Satan: GOD YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO MEEEEEEE!!!!

[@TheKrispyfort]

You have just realised the cause of contention in the Middle East.

[@imzjustplayin]

Whose fault is that? The Insurance company or the Healthcare provider?

[@mechengr1731]

I know, the joke was right there and dude fumbled it

[@hazukichanx408]

"We do have a nice warm place just south of here, it's a little torture dimension I keep for the people we don't like, and I think you'll fit in very well down there."

[@miketalley5476]

The Bernie punch line was KILLER! LOL

[@themaestrodamus]

Yo real talk! If Bernie Sanders happens to be behind this shit, I’d vote for him to be dictator 😂 I’m just saying G.

[@dcsquared69]

Apparently it was the perfect getaway vehicle for the job tho lol

[@np494609]

No license plate, easy throw away, so on. I think the only way this guy gets caught is if someone recognizes his picture and rolls on him.’

[@Cast_iron_bitch]

Right? Cause he still gone 😂

[@johnsmith8981]

Some say he's still peddling to this day.

[@frankwest5388]

Motor vehicles have liscense plates and acquiring one requires you to link it to personal information. While a bike you can just pick up and throw into a hole after and it will still be unidentifiable Guy was smart

[@crankybear1236]

It's good for the environment as well!

[@Mandrake591]

OMG, the Bernie Sanders impression is gold, and yes, he should be our President!

[@mistadreadman]

Women mucked that up. They wanted the seat so bad they back doored Bernie for Hillary and we somehow ended up with Adolph Trump.

[@Gudsur]

​@@mistadreadmanexactly!

[@hondaatcfreak420]

​@@mistadreadman Bernie took the Payday, he needed a new house.

[@Elleh42]

​@@mistadreadman The democratic leadership mucked that up not women, twice.

[@KillerQueensRyche]

@@mistadreadman No it was the DNC - they were never going to allow it to be Bernie. The DNC is no better than the RNC.

[@laurawilliams1065]

After 30 years working in healthcare i was hoping they would never catch this guy. Insurance companies are pure evil. I have seen so many people walk in with cancer and leave feet first, broke.

[@thesingerintheshower]

💔

[@dshepherd107]

This brilliant dark humor is spot on!

[@fremontpathfinder8463]

I'd never heard of this comic until now. He is brilliant

[@deltalima6703]

He is black, the OP is right I guess.

[@brye687]

I don't wanna cheer for vigilante justice... I want the Death Merchants to stop profiting off our suffering. They could be middle class heroes who save lives or they can be millionaires who ignore suffering They made their choice.

[@h.neubert8770]

You can also get wealthy by inventing things that help others. Or by creating great trade or efficient logistics or whatnot. He made a choice for sure

[@jacobt4013]

The shooter was riding a bike because it cannot be tracked. All vehicles have computer chips in them, that the police would have used to identify him. This guy is smart!

[@TheKrispyfort]

Or poor. Spent all his $$$ on health insurance premiums to the point that he can't afford the bus, let alone a car

[@VIDEOgameDROME]

Nah he had money if you saw what he was wearing.

[@vallaton7876]

Well it worked right?

[@drinkthekoolaidkids]

That and bicycles don’t get stuck in traffic .

[@kite-fan]

It’s also one of the quickest ways to get around the city in morning traffic

[@simianbarcode3011]

even if the guy gets caught, what possible jury would be evil enough to convict him?

[@adamr4198]

Murder is still a crime.

[@johntuel2375]

​@@adamr4198 all denied claims that led to a death is a premeditated murder on that CEO's hands. He could have changed the way they operate and actually help people.

[@minubinu2102]

Lots of older folks, conservatives, and wealthy people. My elderly Christian aunt said the shooter was evil, bless her heart.

[@th3gr81]

@@adamr4198 Yes, but the jury of his peers might see it as a justifiable homicide.

[@TheMagicJIZZ]

You people don't do any research The police say it is a personal attack. Plus he's not even the CEO. He was a VP or CEO as they call it of the insurance division not the CEO of the company group. He's not the owner or actually main leader of United​@@johntuel2375

[@FastEddie86]

No one’s gonna give the guy up

[@Milaperadotti]

I wouldn’t. That CEO killed millions of people

[@averydaymond1560]

I wouldn’t go that far, there’s a 60,000$ reward. Someone will eventually. However in real present time I have zero doubt people who know him have recognized him because his face has been plastered all over the country/world. So some people indeed are keeping their mouth shut. I’d say at minimum 30 people.

[@krystleklearcentral]

his real hope is Jury Nullification. New Yorkers really need to know they can do this in case they get picked for the jury (note, don't tell the judge).

[@Shawn-d9i9c]

50 year old blue eyed dread here, guy got a spot on my couch in the Virgin Islands.

[@BlackTomorrowMusic]

When it comes to this guy, the whole country is Rick Astley.

[@maureenhogan44]

😂 Heaven is out of network for health insurance company CEOs!

[@chrissy1088]

🤣🤣🤣

[@vladtepes97]

they're not health insurance companies. they're insurance policy companies. that's all they sell.

[@GingerPeacenik]

Most megacorp CEOs, to be fair!

[@accumulator5734]

Bro they said when they found his backpack it had Monopoly money in it LMOA 😂😂😂😂

[@NornSanctuaryW31TK421]

He’s totally screwing with them. 😂

[@fobinc]

I mean, in front of death, any currency is just monopoly money. Can't take them when you die.

[@ljeans531]

I lol'd so hard when I saw that. Like this guy is a populist comedian 😂😂😂

[@claytonelofgren]

That is actually true about the Monopoly money

[@claytonelofgren]

@@ljeans531fairly sure there really was Monopoly money in the backpack. But when he was caught he did also have real money

[@GoldForestWoods]

Just because something isn’t illegal doesn’t mean it’s not unethical and morally wrong. If one person is ordering the deaths of thousands to millions of people whether slow and painful or quick and painful, does not change the facts of the matter. People are dying because of the decision directly made by that CEO.

[@cynthiajubiter6889]

AMEN!

[@imzjustplayin]

If you want to complain, complain to the hospitals. Health insurance companies only pay the bills and have zero involvement in the treatment of patients. If you want to whine, whine to the hospitals for 'denial of care' assuming that's what actually happened.

[@GoldForestWoods]

@@imzjustplayin negative

[@imzjustplayin]

@@GoldForestWoods Right, let's blame the company that only pays the bills and not the company that actually has the final say in who gets care and what kind of care.

[@GoldForestWoods]

@ are you bored? Stop projecting

[@_NewtonMeter]

Its the bernie sanders impression for me

[@sunsinger970]

A valid exercise of the second amendment indeed.

[@ronnyshama]

Bicycle is a great plan actually, its bad enough trying to get through Manhattan on foot with all the tourists but imagine he gets in a car for the getaway, the 911 call will be like: suspect is in a Honda accord going at 1.2mph stuck in traffic....& the light turned red you know what no need to rush he'll be here for a while tell the cops they have time to make a dunkin run before they get here

[@ChineduOpara]

😂

[@charisma-hornum-fries]

And he's still not arrested. 😅

[@foeshizzel]

I was thinking the samething. Some jokes write themselves. The bicycle part definitely needed tweeking.

[@Gudsur]

​@@charisma-hornum-friesfrom what I'm seeing, he made it out of NYC 😂 🎉 ✨

[@huwguyver4208]

I have to imagine a bike could be a great getaway vehicle- no noise, no licence plates, generic appearance, gets through crowds and narrow alleyways.

[@cogboy302]

Love the Scooby Doo ending. Very clever. As a non-American, having learned how your healthcare system (doesn't) work for the people, I am not the least bit surprised by how little of a shit the majority of Americans who aren't multi-millionaires or billionaires give about the demise of a healthcare insurance company CEO. As Public Enemy once said, "You gotta fight the powers that be."

[@cogboy302]

He had a solid Bernie Sanders impression, and the link was on point.

[@SoundofSilence492]

Seems Jefferson Airplane and their talk of revolution were a few generations too soon.

[@stephensperr1379]

This has been my favorite story of the year! And the reactions to it are like crowd-sourcing comedy.

[@timstram]

I think his kids are gonna be just fine but its gotta suck seeing the entire country shit on your dad right after he got murdered. That being said i don't feel bad for the dude at all.

[@addammadd]

I refuse to believe I need to feel bad for the family. They directly benefit from the misery this man caused. They can get some too.

[@timstram]

@addammadd so if he donated to any charities you think those charities should "get some too"? You actually have serious psychological issues and need to talk to someone.

[@blazaybla22]

Two of the family’s houses got swatted later that day and on the one hand you’re like damn leave the family alone then on the other hand you’re like “okay now how many houses did this family get out of people’s suffering”

[@almccue7176]

Bet he's got some good life insurance

[@KeepItSimpleSailor]

His kids are getting a morality lesson

[@THEMATRIXCORP]

Right on the money my brother 😂 Remember people “Snitches get Stitches”

[@lyraserpentine894]

Not if insurance doesn't pay for them.

[@MCrObOt18]

😂​@@lyraserpentine894

[@k.chriscaldwell4141]

Out of network stitches.

[@Marc-King777]

Tell that to the guy from Brazil in the hostel. LOL

[@croneyr]

He got me with the Bernie sanders. 😂😂😂

[@fuuuursure]

The way this guy pulled off the assassination was legitimately some The Day of The Jackal type shit.

[@Richard-od7yd]

DEXTER for the People !! Robin Hoodie 😂

[@Maggie-h1j]

Robin Hoodie! That's fucking brillant!!!😂

[@itookallthenames]

Young white guy with a hoodie, should be easy to find in New York

[@DouradaBambina]

😂😂and the backpack is sold out

[@brye687]

An American with a gun...how many could there be?

[@dirtytruckinhippies]

The last bit, pulling the mask off holy shit 😂

[@JourdainFisherComedy]

Worth the wait 🙏

[@Nick-cs4oc]

Saint Peter: “I finally get to push the button” *enthusiastically hits the reject all button*

[@vaidphysics]

Thanks to Brian Thompson for introducing me to this amazing comic 😅

[@stephenphillips6245]

Didn't that CEO, with another guy, unload 15 million stock and screwed investors.

[@chrissy1088]

So it might not be just about denying claims, the words on the bullets could be a red herring, it could be an unhappy investor (plot twist)

[@stephenphillips6245]

@@chrissy1088 Everyone likes a good mystery, so many elements at play... preferably without violence, but here we are.

[@nurlindafsihotang49]

Oh, the mass-murderer that denies claims of PAYING customers? Premium and co pays? Luigi is taking the trash!

[@pm24pugs83]

Not shedding a single tear for that piece of garbage CEO. $10,000 reward? That doesn’t even cover my deductible 😢

[@waynelast1685]

His sacrifice can not be wasted.

[@dianekokko6254]

We keep telling them the motive, and they're ignoring us. Such a UHC move...

[@MediaPC-f8l]

serial killer Healthcare

[@pyenapple]

Dexter on the job

[@andrestrishak8292]

Heaven to CEO: "You're out of network." 😂

[@rainunderthesun2]

This is the type of comedy take I needed! Corporate late night takes were so bad

[@vicdelta31415]

The only time no one is thinking: too soon...😮

[@piccalillipit9211]

OMG this is so funny - can belevie he came up with a set so quick

[@dcsquared69]

It's all jokes from reddit and FB meme groups literally the day of the event, but he did deliver them well

[@ChineduOpara]

The jokes just write themselves at this point

[@Roguefem76]

Came for the "assassin" jokes and was not disappointed, was not expecting the bonus hilarious Bernie reference at the end!

[@davidlane256]

$40,000? That’s 5 treatments of keytruda. I got billed 8k because one treatment was on the day before they allowed it. 🤬

[@itsmeGeorgina]

❤

[@robthegod1]

That was the real winter soldier

[@DJTheoSF]

"If Batman had the balls to finally buy a gun!" - Classic

[@Infamous1Hookz]

Best comment on here

[@davidleo9612]

“I saw that guy on the other side of town when the shooting happened” - America

[@Mikescoutsb2024]

Sympathy is currently out of network.

[@FarhadAsperian]

I think America needs protesting against healthcare system.

[@VegasViking420]

BRO DID AN ACT OF COMMUNITY SERVICE

[@abstract5249]

"I would've gotten away with it too!" I can't🤣

[@wafflingmean4477]

Billionaires and Politicians right now: "Oh god oh no. GUYS! They forgot about the culture war. I REPEAT. THEY FORGOT ABOUT THE CULTURE WAR. They're remembering who the real enemy is. Someone do something extremely controversial RIGHT NOW."

[@nancym5341]

Great job!!! You are hilarious. SNL needs to get you on board. Look up Jury Nullification. It’s our right.

[@bajanconcepts]

You know you and your entire industry is hated when you hear that the CEO of one of the said wicked industry company was assassinated and everyone cheers. chef's kiss🙃

[@JanHus-e3z]

MCAA - Make CEOs Afraid Again!

[@George-h1s]

This “criminal” is the most ethical criminal I’ve ever seen or heard of

[@Faith-m3w]

One person was killed by a gun, millions we're killed by the paperwork.

[@jennajackson6305]

Facts!👌👌👌

[@MercuryWolff]

i’ve never seen this nation more united 🤣

[@Pyro_UH]

If your insurance debt is higher than your bail, looks like you no longer have a choice.

[@Profoundegg]

This week i learned what a nullified jury is.....

[@yellowblanka6058]

Problem is they'll just replace him with another sociopath with a golden parachute and the cycle will continue....the problem is deeply systemic.

[@lambro3001]

That bit at the end was top tier. Funny stuff 😂

[@kidchaos1313]

Double the rejection/ denial of coverage vs the industry average and they made $90b last year in PROFITS up 23% from the prior year..let that sink in.

[@opmninja]

I don't get why using a motorized bicycle in NYC as a get away vehicle is laughable...I mean he did indeed get away....

[@lylemcdermott2566]

Media says he's not a pro, well, he did his job.

[@SA-xt1gd]

These coverage jokes just keep getting hilarious

[@Kaylita-2000]

Applause is crazy 😂

[@GratitudeDay]

Omg that last joke! Good impression man. Subscribing! You made my morning.

[@CaptainJacksIsland]

This is one time when a sequel is warranted

[@bobiel9048]

Private Equity destroys every aspect of our lives.

[@betzybrethour334]

Free Luigi ❤Robin Hood !!! The world stands with Luigi

[@joseestrada395]

Luigi has united the people, democrat, republican, Mexican, LGBTQIA+, Black, Arminian,Central American, Egyptian and many more, we the people united can defeat a greater evil called divisiveness.

[@Mondaygnz]

His books will be stacked. We’ll be sending him baked goods and cards. 😂😂

[@gentrifysanitize2568]

This is gold. So funny. Could almost be a Hicks bit. I literally LOL'd many times. Liked. Subed.

[@Tom-it6gi]

That "I woulda gotten away with it, too!" lmao

[@patrickmoan4086]

Well said across the board. Go Bernie!

[@bekind5738]

Hospital CEO's receive 4 million to 300 million per year plus benefits including stocks. Making a living off of denying healthcare is criminal.

[@selvamthiagarajan8152]

Real comedy begins at 1:27

[@DilexsonK-vg2ny]

Christ i died at the Bernie bit!! You nailed that voice and his dialogue about 1% 🤣🤣

[@stanleykachuik2589]

Waiting to hear a detective on TV say, "that they've narrowed their search down to 65 million. With a possible motive"😅

[@chrispoe8404]

The CEO would have survived, but his insurance claim at the ER was denied for some reason.

[@EchoJ]

The Bernie Sanders payoff at the end was pretty damned funny, sir. The impersonation was spot on, too😂👍🏾

[@rmaree10]

The bernie sanders part was icing on the cake 😂😂😂😂

[@ISleepWithAFanOn]

It's great seeing comedians making jokes about this already.