Superstitious Foundation (SCP original song)

[@Null_sys]

If anyone's curious: *-The Vermin God - SCP-027:* An anomaly that affects one person at a time. Causes them to be swarmed with vermin. Transfers to the nearest person following the host's death. *-The Anklebiters - SCP-625:* Anomalous rodents that anesthetize and cut the meat off of human ankles. They have enhanced strength, speed and durability, and they have razor sharp claws. *-Brother's Bride - SCP-032:* A somewhat autonomous silicone/polymer simulacrum of a woman completely filled with oil on the inside. Anomalously cuases severe damage to any object in its vicinity that is entirely unrelated to humanity such as undomesticated flora and fauna. *-Shy Guy - SCP-096:* A tall, gaunt, and pale humanoid with unnaturally long arms. Kills and presumably consumes anything that views its face. This effect applies to photographs, but not drawings. *-Trapped in a Typewriter - SCP-256:* A typewriter of unusual build that generates an electrical charge. Numerous people have been affected by a possibly anomalous effect and claim that a woman named Elizabeth Waters is trapped within it. *-Snapper of Necks (The Sculpture) - SCP-173:* A hostile concrete and rebar statue that moves when unobserved. Kills by snapping necks. *-A Perfect Day - SCP-849:* A sensory deprivation chamber filled with an opaque grey liquid. Touching the liquid transports the subject to a place resembling what they consider to be their home. The subject experiences 24 hours of a day where everything goes well and quarrels with others are resolved. During the last few hours, the world they are in degrades. *-Polaroid (Desire Camera) - SCP-978:* A Polaroid camera that photographs what someone would rather be doing. *-Builder Bear - SCP-1048:* A living teddy bear that builds hostile copies of itself from unusual sources. 3 copies were made of severed ears, an aborted child, and scrap metal respectively. *-Hungry Clay - SCP-357:* A chemically anomalous malleable substance similar to play-doh that absorbs matter that is fully engulfed by it. *-Water Orb - SCP-791:* A mass of water that stays in a sphere. Acts like a solid ball to nonbiological matter and water to biological matter. Occasionally expels oceanic items such as fish. *-River Cat - SCP-796:* A hallucinatory, large, dark feline. Affected subjects die of a seemingly unrelated event within one month. *-Draws You in a Book - SCP-826:* A pair of book ends that, when a book is placed within them, transform the room into the setting of said book. *-Whistlebones - SCP-774:* A chemical that goes through skin and dissolves all bones except the skull. The skull then grows numerous protrusions, killing the victim. Affected skulls cause a whistle sound when breathing. *-An Abandoned Row Home - SCP-083:* A two story house that appears pristine when entered from the door and dilapidated when entered through the windows. *-There Was a Crooked Man - SCP-783:* A hostile entity in an English town that causes degradation of structures and crooked and stretched deformities on its victims. The entity appears to reside in a parallel world accessible via a mass grave of deformed corpses. *-Man's Best Friend - SCP-916:* A long lived golden retriever that causes a cessation pain when lying near a subject. The subject will soon hear voices encouraging them to commit suicide. Voices claim to have been helped by SCP-916 in the past. *-Hateful Star - Formerly SCP-1548, Now SCP-1548-EX and RPC-548:* A sentient pulsar in the crab nebula heading towards Earth. It pulses threats and insults in Morse Code when observed. *As an aside, more people than I can count have been saying this is the SCP-001 proposal When Day Breaks. I don't think this is the case. SCP-1548, before being moved to the RPC Authority, was literally titled "The Hateful Star," whereas the only connection to When Day Breaks is that both are stars; it just isn't enough when compared to the more obvious choice. I hope this clears everything up. *-Desert in a Can - SCP-622:* A brand of sprayable chemical that causes dehydration by absorbing all available moisture on a body and in the air. *Most of the ones I just listed were named directly by their official titles. For the couple that weren't, I included the lyrics referring to them as well as their official titles I decided to add some of the other SCPs that I can see in the video: 0:40 "You can shake hands with a demon" likely refers to *SCP-738 ‐ The Devil's Deal* - An entity implied to be a demon inhabiting a chair, a large throne-ish chair, and a desk. The entity can make rather anomalous deals in exchange for an anomalous price that normally causes physical or emotional pain. 0:41 This is an unusual room, and something appears to be moving left to right in the water, but I don't know if it actually is an SCP. Mine and another commenter's best guess was *SCP-682 - Hard to Destroy Reptile* - A large reptilian monster with rapid regeneration and the ability to rapidly evolve against any anomalous effect that threatens to kill it. This guess comes from the fact that 682 is normally contained in a pool of acid. 0:47 *SCP-079 - The Old AI* - An Exidy Sorcerer Microcomputer with a sentient artificial intelligence programmed onto it. The ai has a collective roughly 24 hours of memory and it is rather limited. 0:52 *SCP-035 - The Possessive Mask* - A sentient theater mask that compels others to wear it and secretes a black caustic liquid. Whoever wears it is rendered braindead, and the mask takes control of their quickly mummifying body. The mask is rather sadistic and highly manipulative. 1:21 The lyrics "medicine unlike any other" may refer to *SCP-500 - Panacea* - A batch of red pills capable of curing any disease. 1:21 "Coffee Machine Dispensing Blood for a Sucker" might refer to *SCP-294 - The Coffee Machine* - A coffee vending machine with an attached keyboard. Inserting 50 cents will allow you to type any liquid, which will be dispensed in a cup unaffected by damage due to said liquid. One staff member typed 'cup of joe,' causing the machine to dispense blood and other bodily fluids that were syphoned from him since his name was Joseph. 1:34 *SCP-049 - Plague Doctor* - A plague doctor whose touch can cause instant death. It is capable of performing surgery to cause these victims to resurrect as mindlessly violent zombies. It is intent on curing the "pestilence," an ailment it has yet to properly explain. 1:35 *SCP-106 - The Old Man* - A decomposed elderly humanoid covered in a highly caustic black mucus. It can walk on walls and ceilings, enter a pocket dimension, and walk through solids. It is highly sadistic and hunts humans as prey.

[@jasondevio1810]

Wait two 096?

[@Null_sys]

@@jasondevio1810 fixed

[@Null_sys]

Added brief descriptions. I hope I explained well.

[@TheChadestchad]

Dude this needs a million more likes. This helped with like 8/10ths of my confusion

[@johannsanchocuevas7854]

Hateful Star: HEY EARTH YOU LITTLE S**T I BET YOUR A BABY, TRY AND FIGHT ME

[@CubicalStudios]

so THATS whats inside area 51

[@HotMess_]

I will never open area 51 ;-;-;

[@leonelking8284]

Lol maybe

[@mirzaramishbaig8980]

What????????

[@tylerkrish]

Isnt this site 19

[@avatarofasura3971]

You wish.

[@jmbeats3308]

Me: 2020 ruined my Halloween. CG5 releases a new SCP song. Me: Not anymore.

[@jmbeats3308]

@Djordje Grbic Me, Count the Ways & Superstitious Foundation coming out on the same day definitely made 2020 better for me.

[@altair-tf8fp]

yep (Fun Fact: i am a scp fan and i have scp ideas)

[@altair-tf8fp]

@Djordje Grbic me

[@yoanisantiago7260]

Yes but actually no

[@ewong8437]

369th

[@Diego-ce3de]

"Who the hell teached 035 to sing?!💀" *Dr.Bright laughtin at the corner*

[@macaylacayton2915]

always him up to something random, someone just please keep an eye on him, we don't want a breach after all

[@daveman-wc9bi]

taught?

[@waew83atgmail]

*laughing in the corner with dr bright* (dr winter)

[@Local.Cryptid.049]

honestly I love to believe this entire song is 035 just being dramatic

[@kenzieschannel3106]

@@macaylacayton2915 too late. also the pill bottle escaped, Bright gave it legs, and arms.

[@hayate5644]

I like that SCP-096's head is always either not in shot or is blurred out, referencing his volatile disposition to those who view his face.

[@humanbeing4321]

Yeah that is a really cool touch to the whole animation.

[@axolotls4life771]

Makes sense

[@cauanfilipe]

I hadn't thought that ...

[@VvV-fm5ty]

@DRAKE DAMPIER-HEINTZMAN U H O H

[@coryxkenshinfan8464]

@@axolotls4life771 نبزرملمفنبمبنللمق٨ق٨ميهففهفعهفهفنفنفنفنفنفنفنف

[@GZU]

Loved the song and awesome animation by Hunter! :D

[@krimz8139]

No

[@general_cascade]

Is it possible that scps teamed up with hunters in half life?

[@X-SPONGED]

Look if we want to mess up something in the world there's SCP 2000 so don't worry

[@Karla-dd9mi]

I ruined your 299 likes and made it 300

[@NoNameTbh4]

@@krimz8139 ???

[@netherillager5959]

Dr.Bright (Edit 3) or anyone else* is not allowed to play "Superstitious Foundation" on the speakers of site 19 (Edit 2) or on a boom box* when tests are being preformed (Edit) or past curfew (Edit 4) Dr.Bright is not allowed to play any form of audio unless (Edit 5) 4 separate* members with level 2 clearance or higher has given written confirmation

[@Lorestringer]

Respect

[@YourLocalMusketMan]

Dr.bright doe's it anyway

[@monophoia]

10/10 meme

[@Lizum213]

(Edit) At ANY appoint at all

[@guncatto2625]

Epic

[@hm.......334]

when you tryna act tuff and you damn well know this is whats playing in your ear phones

[@Virnith]

This is real af 😭

[@YT_my_stomach_hurts_24.7]

i feel called out...

[@maddsflwrs]

As Michael Scott once said, "Im not superstitious, however I am a little stitious"

[@keirarj2567]

Lmao madelyn 👏

[@Froggerz]

@@AxxLAfriku That reply just made me an atheist

[@zenoisonline6502]

@@AxxLAfriku Correction,You Are A Single 8 Year Old.

[@drsandy30]

@@zenoisonline6502 mom

[@carsonyeohkaisheng7542]

@@AxxLAfriku *godzilla have a stroke and died reading this*

[@FAUXNEWSOFFICIAL]

I'm glad that 096's face was censored so none of us died. R.I.P Editor Guy

[@FAUXNEWSOFFICIAL]

@Ethan Granger Neither are you!

[@giggity6942]

Ethan Granger Even though he isn’t You are locked in an asylum, your brain cells are hallucinating, thinking it’s real. But it isn’t

[@autumn7512]

Multiple*

[@PainterVR_]

@Ethan Granger r/woooosh (idk if this counts as a woosh)

[@iverhaegen]

Ye lol

[@5yliold]

"035 is singing. is this normal?" "Not sure. But he is good" "Can somebody get that mask off?"

[@FilleOFish]

Scp 035

[@5yliold]

@@FilleOFish thx. just edited

[@jawharnisha3350]

Idk but he's good after the d class dies we can take it

[@FolkPenguin]

Legit made me laugh lol

[@caitlyngameplaysandmore1024]

the mask makes you brain dead, it makes bigger brain waves, causing you to die. it literally possesses your dead body *"yeah, this is big brain time"*

[@Arteryy]

Control to Nine-Tailed Fox, SCP 035 has breached containment and is hitting a jig in it’s containment cell.

[@ButterDog2184]

"GOD DAMNIT BRIGHT I'M GONNA KILL YOU AGAIN" - Dr. Clef

[@therealsetyaa]

Nine-Tailed Fox to Control, SCP-035 is currently busting it down sexual style, reinforcements needed

[@lakshasawant293]

This is Gamma Wave to all facility personnel his moves are too good for this reality and site 19 is currently unenterable by outer Foundation personnel as the fabric of space there is warped, sorry but u guys are on your own

[@horrorseeker-v8d]

"control what the absolute hell do you mean he's hitting the- never mind I answered my own question and I wanna join him"

[@UnitedStatesOfAmericaIRS]

Guys guess we can't beat him, so let's join him

[@chickenfish3148]

1:50 05: Bright how many annomalies did you breach Dr.Bright:

[@THELAWBRINGER]

Oh my god, this is underrated

[@Reyray3D]

This got me dying 💀

[@istvanmolnar1697]

​@@THELAWBRINGERAgreed.

[@ArranKT-oi6cg]

omg this is so funny

[@AndrewMcneal-h6i]

All of them

[@FBeatr]

* put scp-035 on class D * Scp-035: *starts singing* Scientist: Noted

[@thwnt]

C

[@rebeccayu3152]

Scientists: *write that down write that down!*

[@boredsnowman3]

Seems like scp-035 has been possessed by scp-cg5

[@Nimatoir]

@@boredsnowman3 SCP-CG5, classes euclid/awesome. SCP-CG5 is known for his incredible and extremely powerful voice. He is classified as euclid do to his ability to make break down any barrier with his voice. He is capable of taking down an entire army with just his voice, but it seems he has different goals. CG5 is interested in making music which keeps him calm enough for test. Scientists have found that his voice could reach up to 10,000 decibels, making his a danger to the world. Luckily, he never seems to go over 80 decibels. And I'm too lazy to finish ._.

[@minicloud737]

I laughed way harder at this than I should've

[@SkystarRainbowBlossom]

The SCPS Charlie listed after “There is more than 99” as follows: SCP-027 (The Vermin God) SCP-625 (The Ankle Biters) SCP-032 (Brother’s Bride) SCP-096 (Shy Guy) SCP-256 (Trapped In A Typewriter) SCP-173 (Snapper Of Necks) SCP-849 (On A Perfect Day) SCP-978 (Polaroid) SCP-1048 (Builder Bear) SCP-357 (Hungry Clay) SCP-791 (Water Orb) SCP-796 (River Cat) SCP-826 (Draws You In A Book) SCP-774 (Whistlebones) SCP-083 (Abandoned Row Home) SCP-783 (There Was A Crooked Man) SCP-916 (Man’s Best Friend) SCP-1548 (Hateful Star) SCP-622 (Desert In A Can) ((✨I hope this helped you guys out ☺️))

[@benjaminjones9906]

wow

[@Jevonhere18_]

What's the one in the thumb nail

[@theantknight6132]

@@Jevonhere18_ I believe that's the SCP-035 mask thingy

[@hex9061]

@@Jevonhere18_ SCP-035 (The Possessive Mask)

[@sarojpatil1517]

Thanks

[@naufalprarinda1184]

POV: you read all of the scp foundation's documents

[@imcollyn_paopao772]

fr bro

[@macaylacayton2915]

or you visit r/DankMemesFromSite19 on the regular like me

[@aminveritas5571]

(remake of original comment) All SCPs mentioned in the song: 0:39 SCP-738The Devil's Deal 0:39 SCP-173 The statue 0:42 SCP-682 Hard to kill reptile 0:45 SCP-079 Old AI 0:50 SCP-035 Possessive mask 1:21 SCP-500 Panacea(the medicine) 1:24 SCP-294 The coffee machine 1:33 SCP-049 Plague Doctor 1:36 SCP-106 The old man 1:36 SCP-1178 Skean( known as soviet missile) 1:39 SCP-096 Shy Guy Start: 1:57 SCP-027 Vermin god 1:58 SCP-625 Anklebiters 1:59 SCP-032 Brother's bride 2:00 SCP-096 Shy Guy 2:01 SCP-256 Trapped in typewriter 2:03 SCP-173 The statue 2:04 SCP-849 Perfect day 2:06 SCP-978 Polaroid 2:07 SCP-1048 Builder bear 2:08 SCP-357 Hungry clay & SCP-791 Water orb 2:09 SCP-796 River cat 2:10 SCP-826 Draws you in the book 2:11 SCP-774 Whistlebones 2:12 SCP-083 Abandoned row home 2:14 SCP-783 Crooked man 2:16 SCP-916 Man's best friend 2:17 SCP-1548 Hateful Star 2:18 SCP-622 Desert in a can And that isn't even half of it

[@oneticks]

I thinks maybe delete the original comment wasnt necesary idk just modifie the original? Edit: by the way thx for the comments

[@aminveritas5571]

@@oneticks my original got messed up when I'm editing it, I don't know why :(

[@oneticks]

@@aminveritas5571 OOF

[@hardcorescythe]

isn't scp 500's name pennicilia or something like that

[@hardcorescythe]

anyways good job

[@starsshallscream]

I LOVED THE PART WHERE HE STARTED NAMING ALL OF THE DIFFERENT SCPS THIS IS AMAZING i also LOVED that he showed 079, even only for a second, i love that idiot GAFDAFGHJ

[@buglium]

That’s the great part

[@tommytam5111]

Yea very true

[@gmodviolet]

I wish it was a bit longer for how amazing it sounded x3 (this was almost like a pokémon listing)

[@dr.michaelpines.1803]

They should make a sequal video and have that one name other scps

[@KianCabardo]

Same

[@nightfar.]

"Snapper of necks on a perfect day" Ah yes, what a beautiful day to snap some necks

[@tommytam5111]

Lol

[@D3364N]

I didn’t expect him to include SCP-849 Edit: SCP-849 is “A Perfect Day”

[@tommytam5111]

And yes its a very a perfect day to snap some necks

[@gambaru55]

Yeah some beautiful day

[@robertchaney2704]

It's a beautiful day outside, and you are a horrible peanut

[@blaezon1335]

Imagine being a scientist and testing 035 and all of the sudden it starts to scream "IMAGINE ALL YOUR NIGTMARES" and starts singing

[@TCAinferno]

As soon as I heard “imagine” I started singing😂 (I sing, don’t judge me💀)

[@atroniac5703]

"...there's more than 99..." *Looks at the over 5000 articles* Well, you're not wrong I guess.

[@theimpostorafungus1213]

'so you're telling me that Julius Caesar, who has been dead for over 50 years, made this salad?' has the same energy

[@atroniac5703]

@@theimpostorafungus1213 EXACTLY what I was thinking!

[@twoheartsoff3255]

near to 6000 from no country (the SCP is named SCP-xxxx) but thousands more from precises countries (the SCP is named SCP-xxxx-country) like all the French, Russian, Japanese SCPs.

[@atroniac5703]

@@twoheartsoff3255 ah I see

[@theimpostorafungus1213]

@@atroniac5703 there's probably thousands more that people are yet to write about or come up with so it would make more sense to just keep on repeating 9 until the next verse starts

[@frostbite5607]

Everyone: SCP isn’t real. 2020: You know the rules, and so do I!

[@meow-rp5bz]

*say goodbye*

[@toxictanii]

🤣

[@nobodypleaseignore]

Well damn ight lmao

[@g9g9g9g4]

so I've heard 682 is the december final boss? correct me if I'm wrong

[@rachelynm.a.t6581]

@@g9g9g9g4 and hopefully 999 is our reward

[@NorthBlight]

“So, we’re supposed to put SCP 035 on him so he can start a musical number..?” “That’s what they asked for.”

[@Ein_Darkfang]

So it's their fault this happened hmm. . .almost like they knew what was gonna happen

[@enricocoochie3113]

Also why the preemtively covered 096's face

[@goobers777]

@@enricocoochie3113 so no one dies

[@best.friend3308]

PFFT-

[@gamsssreal]

@@goobers777 they are so kind

[@quijequije]

2:38 The guy: I'm gonna die, I'm scared... 035: Yeah here's a reminder

[@aaryavsinha5947]

The guy is Dr. Bright

[@orangejuice9102]

I love how this video is exactly 3 minutes and 43 seconds SCP-343 "God"

[@divine5951]

Wut the

[@GameGarbage]

@@divine5951 SCP-343 is “God” a humanoid being that makes all around it *less tested with anomalies* happier. It can also bend reality in ways like passing through walls teleportation. It claims it is God and has never tried to breach containment other than passing through walls to fetch itself things like food and quality of life items. It is never reluctant to staff and personal level C and higher are permitted to entering it’s containment on a certain cooldown for a “therapy” type session. All previous records up until a recent point had been lost under unknown circumstances

[@poof7499]

@@GameGarbage SCP-343 is in my opinion very chill. I remember that another SCP (which I can't remember the name of) had this ability where everything she saw would be the opposite? Food would look like waste so she would have to wear a blindfold to not panic when eating. She would also be taken around the Foundation sometimes and this would prevent areas from being breached since she could see if doors would be broken open and stuff. There were also these conducted experiments where she would talk to people without her blindfold. Sometimes she would see someone with a bullet through their head like the usual D-Classes but she also one day talked to SCP-343. :0 Apparently she said he was a pleasure talking to and that he didn't look any different. (hopefully, I'm not giving fake news because my memory is terrible and I'm starting to think this actually has something to do with another SCP which is a camera). Edit: So this is wrong, well at least the bit where she sees things that are the opposite (she sees things like the future). Please read the comments who explain this SCP because as I've said, I have a terrible memory.

[@matthewkelding5570]

@@poof7499 Yeah I heard of that

[@sophiedenise]

@@poof7499 it's SCP-187

[@kjpark0907]

Robot: Applies 035 To D-Class 035: Starts Singing Researchers: *noted*

[@wzthshaahhshbdvdjrg]

this made my day lol

[@Josh-yo5el]

no tyed u wernt supposed to do that

[@Josh-yo5el]

ted not tyed

[@nanaartienda7207]

That is crazy but false

[@SOMEONE-pr8qp]

Noted

[@KarstenBelt]

Great song mate! Will add it to my list when it comes out on Spotify! 🔥

[@Thor_the_Doge]

Imo KZbin playlists are better for music

[@Diseased_Bread]

@@Thor_the_Doge what if you're on console?

[@Thor_the_Doge]

@@Diseased_Bread idk don't be on console

[@samnieuwenhuis5555]

SAAAMMEE!!!

[@aura_lizz..1118]

I will do dat right now..

[@StevenWebb-x7f]

“So let me get this straight. 035 first started singing when applied to a d-class, then killed a whole team by snapping its fingers like it was Jerma, and then caused the largest breach we’ve seen, yes?” “Yup.” “Bright! Get in here and start running more tests.”

[@dragonnst]

Clef: “But sir”

[@kanerowan1534]

​@@dragonnst Dr. Bright: I'm going to need a cannon and a chainsaw

[@TCAinferno]

@@kanerowan1534Dr inferno: Dr bright, I’ll take it from here, you are over 100 years old, I think it’s time for your nap🤣

[@dnactive1014]

Dr sherman: what if we send regi in there instead of bright?

[@TCAinferno]

Dr inferno: I think that would be better, at least regi is not always goofing off

[@ddudebro]

“For everything that you wish was make believe.” SCP 999 : *well yes, but actually no.*

[@Zero_Is_Stopping_Time]

Why can’t 999 be real

[@ddudebro]

@@Zero_Is_Stopping_Time thats my question

[@Yes-to5ji]

@@ddudebro we aren’t prepared for what that comes with.

[@camebackforonevideo5442]

@@Yes-to5ji I’d rather end my life with tickles and laughs then black darkened hell and bloodshed unleashed by the Scarlet King. It’s not like 999 has the power to change reality and cause a singularity as we know it.

[@Yes-to5ji]

@@camebackforonevideo5442 tickle boi literally means the Scarlett king exists and that all the other babies where born and that the other children exist possibly 682 aswell

[@X-SPONGED]

SCP-035 : "May I introduce you to, The World's Most Decorated Zoo" The entirety of our site's color palette : _(Concrete Grey and Inmate Orange)_

[@randomcomrade_hun4636]

hahaha

[@quantumtabbylargo7457]

Really? Never been there before. Only ever been in a corral inside of a cave while Beatrix moves the slimes.. Only for a few minutes though.

[@TheSharker]

And Orange and White

[@TheSharker]

Don’t forget Black for Heavy Conainment

[@quantumtabbylargo7457]

@Ismael Pimentel I'm curious now..

[@Sar0429]

*Scientist wondering why SCP 035 started singing after being given a vessel.*

[@rebeccayu3152]

He was practicing karaoke and trying to make his own song when stuck in that glass box

[@Rosesandthornz]

Wait, O35 singing about be trapped Singing Normal,y he talks but uhh I think he relished that SCP 999 is stronger

[@jamisongaming8476]

Test results for scp 035 fearless singing

[@troopernotsus9489]

Sadly the that was hes final test.

[@forevertan1131]

I mean, that guy's a lowkey drama king so... Like, what else is a mask gonna do in quarantine? Lie still? Psssshhh-

[@Cl0udi3M0shii]

Y’all keep seeing and commenting all these SCPs, but keep forgetting one. It’s in the lyrics ‘Straitjackets have been worn out’? I am positive that’s the Mentally Mutating Straitjacket, also known as SCP-482. It’s one of my favorites, which is probably why I recognized it so fast. For those who want to know, SCP-482 is a black leather straitjacket that is pretty much damn near indestructible and has different anomalous reactions based on the wearers mental state. SCP-482 has two known effects, occurring the second you put it on. These have been identified as Time Points Alpha and Beta. Point Alpha is when the mental disorder of the person wearing it seemingly disappears, like it never existed. For example, a D-Class who was a Pyromaniac, denied any sort of flammable materials and lighters when given the chance. Point Alpha effects start and last about 1 and 6 hours after you put it on. Point Beta, however, is where things get ugly. During Point Beta, which occurs right after Point Alpha, the wearer experiences physical mutation that seems to be determined by the nature of the subject’s mental disorder. For example, after his Point Alpha, the pyromaniac D-Class instantly exploded. Now, what is the wearer has multiple problem/disorders? Then it will work accordingly based on their strength. Thanks for listening to my whole spiel.

[@197three]

There are so, so, so meny basement dwellers in this comment section.

[@Cl0udi3M0shii]

@197three I actually live above ground. It’s just called loving something and knowing a lot about it. Educate yourself first.

[@macaylacayton2915]

I wonder if he realizes how many anomalous zoos are kept by the foundation

[@theloftiestlemon]

@@197three wow people have hobbies!! shocker

[@Cl0udi3M0shii]

@@theloftiestlemon THANK YOU.

[@ChichiAi]

Yeeeeeeesssss I love this!!

[@maybexsuma2005]

same

[@carmelosaradpon8779]

Same

[@backgroundbamber]

@@Angle. *NO ONE KNOWS*

[@reddestdeadofred]

*sneezes*

[@Endgoer]

@@Angle. Huh

[@borgsy3861]

Scientist 1 - "so how did the test go?" Scientist 2 - "it was going alright until we put the mask on the subject... but then he just started to spit fire" Scientist 1- "Like literal flames?" scientist 2 - "No"

[@kawaiistudios6882]

not directly but yes he did

[@yaeyde]

flame

[@altmisbahma2alt917]

Scientist 2 - "He began singing a firey song" Scientist 1 - "What did it sound like?" *scientist 2 puts on a tape of it* Tape: May I introduce you to The world's most decorated zoo, For everything you wish was make-believe. Oh, buddy did you know, You could shake hands with a demon, If you wanna take that dare, so be it. You could lose an arm or a leg so easy here. So let me give you a scenario, And don't you tell a soul, It's only hypothetical. Imagine all your nightmares Contained in a single glorified reformatory, Where nothing ever gets out. Straitjackets have been worn out. Good guys, bad guys accomodated, If it don't make any sense, like it's something in a story. We'll make sure it stays fiction, In our superstitious foundation. Medicine unlike any other, Coffee machine dispensing blood for a sucker. All that we display will never leave. But buddy, don't you know We don't wanna let armageddon, Rear its ugly head like a nuclear weapon. We secure, contain, protect, So you don't live in fear. Did I even mention The monsters that preside? Where do I begin? Where do I begin? Cuz there is more than 99. The Vermin God, The Anklebiters, Brother's Bride, Shy Guy, Trapped in the Typewriter. Snapper of Necks, On A Perfect Day, Polaroid, Builder Bear, Hungry Clay, Water Orb, River Cat, Draws You In the Book, Whistlebones, Abandoned Row Home, There Was a Crooked Man, Man's Best Friend, Hateful Star, Desert in a Can. And that isn't even half of it. So let me give you a scenario, And don't you tell a soul, It's only hypothetical. Let me give you a scenario, But don't you go thinking it's real. Imagine all your nightmares Contained in a single glorified reformatory, Where nothing ever gets out. Straitjackets have been worn out. Good guys, bad guys accomodated, If it don't make any sense, like it's something in a story. We'll make sure it stays fiction, In our superstitious foundation. Superstitious foundation, Superstitious foundation.

[@sfscapsule2446]

@@altmisbahma2alt917 scientist 1: thats fire

[@saqujart]

@@altmisbahma2alt917 scientist 1: fire

[@saroo3509]

i shouldn't be surprised at 035's singing skills since they're quite literally a theatrical mask, yet the idea of them breaking out into song when given a host is just goofy af lmao

[@insomniagobrrr5542]

Do you think it was improved, or do you think 035 just writes bangers when no hosts are available?

[@AMBATUKAMceo]

035 has a new ability: singing fire bars but that depends on the person

[@dr.altoclef9255]

@@insomniagobrrr5542 I mean considering most of its time is spent in a glass museum case it probably has a few symphonies and a musical rattling around in there

[@mcatoz3438]

Yes

[@JJ-cg9rj]

Seems very in-character for SCP-035 imo

[@Sirsussy_49]

The scene with 096 chasing the guy HITS HARD

[@MishaMusic]

"And that isn't even half of it."

[@coranbaker6401]

It's not even one hundredth of it!

[@s1olexd845]

@Liam Walls No the scp wiki original has 5000 scps

[@PitukaAJ]

@Liam Walls I'm *pretty* sure there's wayyy more than 999 SCPs, also what do you mean confirmed? What canon are you talking about?

[@charlioanimations]

@Liam Walls what are you talking about?

[@welljewelry3166]

Tickle monster Leviathan Able Cain Giant sea snake Indestructible lizard Old man Patch work bear Cures anything Old AI Gate garden When day breaks Plague doctor Destroys all anomaly’s 7 brides Infinite pizza Endless ikea Coffee machine A toaster Endless stare case God of machines Flesh that hates Cooperative demon Eric’s toy Nose crab Bigfoot With many voices Butler Cow bell It feels your pain See it died in a year Ball of sharp things You will crystallize O death I will finish this later Little girl The scarlet king Betrayal from a cat Patches Possessive mask What she reads comes true Eyeball The living room The aquatic horror Time travelling train Ouroboros A demon born of war A statue Shy guy Kid in parrot Baba Yaga Site 13 Reality cosmic bending dear Leach boy Bobble the clown Can unlock anything Golden tweezers Red pool Blue key Slow burn sloth Door man Malo ver 1.0.0 Bananazilla Cannibal Gorfield Joe Schmo Unlonden Wendigo skull Dream man Allosaurus Soul berg And there’s many many many more

[@X-SPONGED]

"Coffee machine dispensing blood for a sucker" Dr. Bright : "I'm gonna do what's called a pro gamer move"

[@pixelg7047]

@ttrouble’s animations I mean, if there are Infinite alternative realities there is like 100% that scp's are gonna exist im at least one of them, but thinking about how big this universe is its propably way more than one cuz it gives do mamy possabillities (sorry for spelling)

[@pixelg7047]

@ttrouble’s animations most of us would be dead anyway, cuz you know, 096

[@gonap4791]

@@pixelg7047 Not really lf SCP 096 exits we all wouldn't die bc it cant be everywhere, and also we could Travel to Mars if we have the Power for that, and 096 can't handle space.

[@gonap4791]

@@pixelg7047 it most likely be 682, 001s, The Scarlet King, Etc.

[@pixelg7047]

@@gonap4791 kinda off topic but you made me remeber a funny comment a saw once lol

[@spookyjosh158]

The Vermin God- Scp 027: Oh boy, I sure do love massive swarms of rats and various insects! The Anklebiters- Scp 625: literally eats your ankles without you noticing Brother's Bride- Scp 032: The Clingy Ex Girlfriend... OF DOOM! Shy Guy- Scp 096: I HAVE SOCIAL ANXIETY, ALRIGHT?!?!? Trapped in a Typewriter- Scp 256: Selective Electrocuting typewriter! Snapper of Necks- Scp 173: Skideedle, Skidacted! Your neck is now [REDACTED] On a Perfect Day- Scp 849: Sensory deprivation chamber that takes you back home Polaroid- Scp 978: Makes you look like you've been pulling all-nighters all week in the picture. Builder Bear- Scp 1048: Oh wow! I love teddy bears made of human ears! Hungry Clay- Scp 357: Weird Play-Doh that eats stuff Water Orb- Scp 791: I AM THE... the...useless orb of water that doesn't really do anything interesting... River Cat- Scp 796: Cat hallucination... But it kills you! Draws You In The Book- Scp 826: YOU TOO SHALL BE PART OF THE STORY! Whistlebones- Scp 774: Your bone privileges have been revoked. Actually, keep the skull. You know what, we'll make the skull super fancy with your other bones. You're welcome. Abandoned Row Home- Scp 083: An un-broken down broken down house... but only if you go through the door There Was a Crooked Man- Scp 783: haha excessive bone growth go brr Man's Best Friend- Scp 916: An immortal dog that makes you commit suicide. Hateful Star- Scp 1548: A sentient star that hates you and everyone you know and love... also it's coming to kill you. Desert in a Can- Scp 622: Pepper spray, but worse!

[@orange6721]

This comment surprisingly underated

[@blak3b34n3]

173 is CLICKITY CLACKITY YOUR NEK GO SNAPPITY

[@Lokitellus]

@@orange6721 this is very underrated

[@KianCabardo]

Polaroid is 978

[@brupper9023]

I was cracking up on the redacted lol

[@lt6500]

Finally, a video that doesn't show us shy guys face.

[@xmlrs9993]

I love how 035 is the one singing it its clever because he's one of the most talkative and manipulative scps

[@stevensaucier5384]

I like the videos

[@stevensaucier5384]

Every video I see is the best

[@stackofpancakes]

Especially since the way this song is worded makes it sound a lot like the singer/writer was mocking the Foundation.

[@Envixity58]

Well, cant really say that because it changes hosts after..... Well he uses up one.....

[@xmlrs9993]

@@Envixity58 great point but 035 is sentient it remembers everything from its previous hosts

[@Satyr_13]

I like how you put a squiggly white circle on shy guys face so none of us die, really shows he cares about his audience

[@nerd6447]

I think your joking, but I don’t KNOW if your joking.

[@sparse4821]

@@nerd6447 u dont wanna get r/woosh'd right?

[@jaspermidnight850]

@Deco someone’s gonna r/woooosh you so hard but its not gonna be me

[@sparse4821]

@@jaspermidnight850 same

[@Rededitzzzzz]

You do realize scp is not real right?

[@alexmusk9600]

SCP: Secure contain protect. Reality: Survive, Cry, Pain.

[@firebreathinggranolabar]

LMFAO THIS IS JUST PERFECT

[@alexmusk9600]

@@firebreathinggranolabar my man

[@williammoore5459]

Mtf job be like : survive capture painnnnnnn

[@frozenstudio5543]

LOL!!!!

[@thecheese7283]

@@alexmusk9600 thats basically what the class d personals always thinks

[@luneis_dead]

3 years later and this song still hits

[@Alastor_Heartfelt1]

Truth

[@petchannel6244]

Yah

[@garycrotts]

True My favorite song

[@lordduckulous5240]

Imagine running a test and giving a d-boi 035 and he just gets up and starts singing and dancing and then from the radio you just hear *WARNING the site is experiencing multiple site wide Keter and Euclid class containment breaches*

[@laurencyples8944]

No one wants to hear him sing or see him dance apparently

[@coraxalcolt2794]

The Alpha Warhead will be denonated in 90second.All personel are advise to the nearest bunker or entrance zone immidiatly

[@lucialobos894]

@crazysantaman i will keep this comment and make a scp-j abput this

[@lucialobos894]

@crazysantaman yeah i will put original idea and plus i will give you the link when i do it (probably in some years to make better my tedaction in english).

[@tarantulacanada3591]

okkkay?

[@thatonekid_gaming8920]

I love how SCP-035’s first instinct upon being given a host is to stand up and sing about the foundation.

[@Scout-eo8jp]

yes

[@The_letter_eee]

Lol fr tho

[@YupImSharky]

Ikr

[@Lime_Emilo]

fr

[@Fire_boi77]

Yup that’s the power of scps they do anything they want with d-class

[@kunokoko]

Scp-035:starts singing Scientists: why is the alarm going off

[@arat8035]

I was behind them watching them

[@PlaguesTragedy]

@@arat8035 Oh hey peanut-

[@glitchdinvr4248]

@@arat8035 *gets nec sneped*

[@ComradeSalimDz]

MTF AT THE END IS BETA-7

[@chaosinsurgent931]

@@ComradeSalimDz I thought it was E-11 cos all mtf units wear gas masks

[@Chaosking000]

I really like how Shy Guy's face is censored, it's perfect for his lore

[@SimonWolf_Cool]

We can't have a lot of viewers getting attacked after seeing his face

[@DainKeith]

​@@SimonWolf_CoolSecure Contain and Protect.

[@SimonWolf_Cool]

@@DainKeith Agreed

[@NahMyTurn]

Rip the editor 😞

[@anjugopinath7414]

R. I. P editors

[@johnturner7952]

Dr. Bright is not allowed to make a music video with ANY SCP in them. Again.

[@mattresskingofnightmares1123]

“God damnit Bright, at-least don’t let the anomalies loose for it!” -Dr. Clef

[@twilightfuntime6631]

((this is perfect

[@addysongambrell6870]

why?

[@mattresskingofnightmares1123]

@@addysongambrell6870 there was a mass containment breach that caused the death of an official named [REDACTED]

[@sarahmeacheam7517]

Not even if it creates lots of revenue for the foundation?

[@lexo6987]

I love the reference with shy guy where his face is scribbled with the farmhouse report

[@A_duckys]

Yea but the thing is I still saw parts of his fa-

[@gonfreecss2043]

@@A_duckys 👀 well bye ✋

[@lexo6987]

@@A_duckys adios

[@doggodoodle4868]

@@A_duckysYou will not be forgotten

[@mxterious6443]

@@A_duckys bye then, I’ll make sure to remember you

[@BlakeAgoraphobic]

I love how polite they were in hiding Shy Guy's face

[@flagman5045]

I don't mean to offend you but how dangerous is the shy guy

[@thegamingnecronoverlord8935]

it follows it atleast

[@BlakeAgoraphobic]

@@flagman5045 Shy Guy attack's people who see's its face. Even if It's a picture it will literally break out the facility and hunt whoever saw It's face.

[@Ein_Darkfang]

But what if they were defending us by hiding it's face?

[@charlesjakesamadan4924]

@@flagman5045 shy guy attacks every one who came contact with any part of his body and will not stop until that person is dead

[@adrianbailey7478]

0:55 I memorized the little dance here lol

[@lancelotofsadblackwolf_yt6222]

Scps that have been mentioned in the song: You could shake hands with a demon: Scp-738, some office furniture made of mahogany that when you sat on the other chair an entity (A devil) will make any of your choice come true but with a catch. (It might be nothing at all, but I might put it because why not?) Medicine unlike any other: Scp-500, a pill that can cure any disease or injuries. Coffee machine that takes blood for a sucker: Scp-294, a coffee machine that has a qwerty keyboard and can dispense any liquid in a cup (the "blood for a sucker" is a reference for when you typed a cup of Joe in Scp-294) The vermin god: Scp-027, a phenomenon that finds a person to have a swarm of vermin's.(I don't really know much) The anklebiters: Scp-625, some rodents that can sharpen their claws to cut some flesh and hide it in the darkness. (Still I don't really know much) Brothers bride: Scp-032, a human simulacrum that makes you think anything is not real Shy guy: Scp-096, a tall humanoid creature that when someone saw its face they will get killed by him. Trapped in a typewriter: Scp-256, a typewriter that has a spirit in it and is in pain when metal is near it? (Idk, it's very complicated) Snapper of necks: Scp-173, a statue (or peanut) that moves and snaps necks when you don't observe it (this includes blinking) On a perfect day: Scp-849, a a sensory deprivation chamber that has a grey liquid that will transport someone into their "home or hometown" and make everything weird. Polaroid: Scp-978, a camera that will show what someone wants to do or be, when is being pictured. Builder bear: Scp-1048, a teddy bear that can multiply itself but more disturbing. Hungry clay: Scp-357, a clay that can eat any solid material. Water orb: Scp-791, a ball of water that doesn't react to solid materials. River cat: Scp-798, a condition when affected they will see a large feline, and will make them paranoid. Draws you in the book: Scp-826, a pair of bookends that will make the room the setting of the book that it holds. Whistlebones: Scp-774, a halogen azide that will melt the bones of the subject (instead of the skull) that it contacts. Abandoned row home: Scp-083, a two-story row house that when you enter on a door, it will be a happy home, and if in the windows or anywhere besides the door, it will become a dark abandoned home. (If entered at the same time through different entry ways the opposite subjects will disappear into thin air) There was a crooked man: Scp-783, a hostile entity that deforms anything. Man's best friend: Scp-916, a golden retriever doggo that will soon talk and makes you commit suicide. Hateful star: Scp-1548, a star that hated humanity so much, that he is moving to the solar system slowly as he travels to destroy us all. Desert in a can: Scp-622 a chemical composition that when a living being is near, they will dehydrate. I hope you learn something

[@eikoyaa]

Great job.

[@laurencyples8944]

Gracias! Thank you! You are a legend!

[@lotus5770]

Thanks for this.

[@DynoJay0]

Doesnt the SCP1048 one make loud screams?

[@DynoJay0]

The pill is not a deadly scp I guess?

[@shadonshires9846]

Pilot: "Ok, are you making some of those up?" CG5/Mask: "Nope, they are all real. Probably worth a google."

[@zacharywiggins9660]

shy guy has his face redacted to keep him from going loose.

[@shinykitsunelive]

Refrence understood. Clever.

[@SOMEONE-pr8qp]

>:)

[@NoNameTbh4]

@@zacharywiggins9660 good fact

[@mitch5440]

River cat doesn't look like that, and neither does "draws you in the book", its not an anomalous book, it is a bookstand, or something.

[@CruzingAroundTheBlock]

What I love about this song is that it gives the spotlight to very obscure SCPs instead of just paying attention to the 4 most popular ones.

[@keegannmc]

106, 049, 173, and 096? or am i missing one

[@-thanawat-8296]

@@keegannmc 049 , 096 , 173 , 106 and 682 lesser known ones might be 079 , 035 , 294 and 113 probably includes 999 , 387 (living lego)

[@yaeyde]

@@-thanawat-8296 i know 999 but not 387

[@-thanawat-8296]

@@yaeyde 387’s living lego

[@-thanawat-8296]

Ight for people who don’t remember SCP designations here they are 049 - Plague Doctor 096 - Shy Guy 173 - Peanut 106 - Larry 682 - Indestructible Lizard 079 - Sentient Computer 035 - Possessive Mask 294 - Vending Machine 113 - Gender Changing Stone 999 - Tickle Monster 387 - Living Lego

[@gavinsepicgaming9835]

This song and the animation really captures the vibe of the SCP foundation its very serious and the world could end from some of the anomalies absolute banger with the guitars

[@XJXyoutube]

I like how ShyGuy's face is blurred so we don't die ourselves

[@UmCaraNormalnumPlanetanormal]

Really like how before that scene where they blur Shy Guy's face the video only shows his torso and legs, pretty cool visuals!

[@Arennes]

@@UmCaraNormalnumPlanetanormal at 3:14 they blur the face

[@Lokitellus]

They just scribbled over it tho

[@starwarsedits2269]

@@Arennes those little pixels are enough to make him go mad

[@plaguedoctorfynn3474]

Yes

[@Webhead19_62]

“Snapper of necks on a perfect day.” Ruin their day. No more necks shall be snapped.

[@hotdog4293]

Peanut boi

[@teresafuller4965]

🥜- x_x

[@cass1490]

This song is an scp itself. The most addictive song ever.

[@suzannridenour5306]

Uh oh

[@monke7919]

@SCP 682 not safe class cuz it can cause a information leak realizing top secert info

[@miep3934]

@@monke7919 Would still be safe since, as long as it has no other properties, removing the song would contain it. Safe doesn't mean harmless. Just means easy to contain.

[@monke7919]

@@miep3934 true but still a info hazard causing leakage of info is still a big enough threat to warnt ukclid cuz thats rigt after safe class

[@thegrimreaper2387]

@SCP 682 bruh I didn't reply on this comment so why are you saying this exactly?

[@zjefvanhee6104]

if they make a scp movie this song MUST be included

[@AaronSchumannEditz]

fr

[@jordanp.davidson5977]

I don’t see that happening ever not even in a thousands years since everything in there is supposed to be classified

[@Hero-jl5di]

“You can shake hands with a demon” “Well that’s all mr demon, pleasure doing business with you”

[@di4doesstuff792]

Lol

[@thinking3682]

lol

[@jayshine19]

NO MRPEANUT

[@Kekoafarmer]

lol

[@lannyperez9569]

Do u know about the little misters?

[@ewanevenden8807]

'Shake hands with a demon' *shows a non- demonic creature without hands*

[@spiritstep1191]

It’s a demon basically trapped inside a metal object

[@spiritstep1191]

And by shaking your hands they mean snap your neck :)

[@hmseagle1101]

@@spiritstep1191 there are probably some weird deamon there you can shake hands with

[@ee_neo]

@White is Not sus Bill Cipher

[@fard2780]

@@spiritstep1191 scp 173 isnt even a demon , only an anomaly

[@skytheawesomegamer155]

Everyone: The foundation is fake! 2020: Ight lets hit em with it shall we? XK CLASS END OF THE WORLD BOYS LETS GO

[@xdblazerandgful144]

no

[@xdblazerandgful144]

go on google maps

[@xdblazerandgful144]

its achley rael but nice joke

[@realracoon]

@Joshua Gurney probably

[@realracoon]

I feel like that's december

[@jaiandmaxjones5909]

Imagine if this was an ad for the SCP foundation if it went public

[@pro_master2486]

I don't exactly find a reason why they would need an ad. Maybe to boost their public image but eh, no reason to really,

[@chimknnuggied6109]

Seems like that guy was also an SCP, fast enough to outrun 096

[@Lokitellus]

Scp-AAAAAAAAA he’s gonna kill me

[@brupper9023]

I mean scp 096 goes fast as he thinks he needs to, his top speed was 310mph (500km) if they avoid he goes faster

[@wilmagregg3131]

its the adreanline scp i bet his legs were basically two massive charlie horses afterwords

[@umotarioqualquermendes9299]

He drink the scp-207

[@justarandomguy6456]

or he was running like heck?

[@bobatea2845]

Imagine giving a D-boy this newly found mysterious, possibly anomalous mask and all a suddenly he breaks out into song

[@jackdoesstuff3111]

hmmm..

[@1egobricks]

lol (correction, no offence, its d boi

[@unnameduser54]

Correction: The mask breaks out into song

[@lordduckulous5240]

Song mask new scp 5987

[@mttex2628]

@@unnameduser54 or did it

[@slowlypassingaway1285]

Scp 096: Ready for trouble! Scp 173:And make it double!

[@averagebriarmain]

Scp 682: and make it a triple horrible breach where at least 100 people will die

[@methamphetamine.5090]

Scp 106: and make it quadrouple

[@irantu2173]

Stop with the Pokémon references pls

[@stormystorm7549]

@@irantu2173 it's fun tho

[@mysterious9522]

Scp:999 : haha 096 go brrrrr

[@Justanormalkidatschool]

*Scp CG5* *Class safe* is popular for its passion for making songs and its amazing voice, it also can possess all Scps to make a music video in case of containment breach he doesn’t have a cell and roams around the earth as it’s harmless, sometimes he sings his songs to comfort sad or depressed people he is a favourite of the personal and teams with scp 999. To comfort people

[@yin_ynggaming7625]

“We’ll make sure it stays fiction” scarlet king: are you sure about that?

[@orangejuice9102]

Serpant's hand:

[@gustavocavaca1757]

When I read that, it was just in that verse.

[@kv-2537]

Scp 6000 the keter killer (my idea) nice try but no

[@gustavocavaca1757]

@@kv-2537 that sounds just like a Thaumiel with extra steps...

[@Carenthuziast]

Scp 999: are YOU sure about that?

[@inny-sea1428]

Oh my goodness... Let me say this, he actually described the foundation and it's "habitats" in one song... Like seriously, even some of these creatures I haven't even heard of them yet! Yet another fantastic job, Charlie! It seems you dug deep to the foundation...

[@brysonholt7267]

It's ironic there is 106 likes

[@inny-sea1428]

@@brysonholt7267 oof

[@grimadragoon1641]

I dont mean to bash the song. But he didn't really dig deep. He only referenced scps from Bellow 1000 with the exception of builder bear

[@inny-sea1428]

@@grimadragoon1641 I don't only mean the SCP's, but also the lore of it itself... About the foundation itself, not just the creatures contained inside

[@grimadragoon1641]

@@inny-sea1428 he didn't do much there anyway. Especially with the foundation having such a unstable canon I don't blame him.

[@yuanbautista9438]

As a SCP fan and a beginner in the Foundation, this was 100 percent accurate, good creating.

[@tracibranch4585]

Yes it was

[@ThatMerlinsClaw]

Oh buddy did you know

[@fingerlessnoob8710]

beginner where? like in a game or something?

[@mushedups]

@@fingerlessnoob8710 That's what they'd like you to think

[@littleent1359]

@@mushedups shut get the amnestics

[@dan2te2]

Good thing CG5 didn't choose the odd ones like: SCP-7172 - 😂 SCP-7195 - Alex Thorley Gets A Cat and SCP-7938 - To what extent did Karpov's hypnotic rays play a role in his 1978 World Chess Championship victory? SCP-8320 - Seven Hundred Million Wizards SCP-6037 - Xtreme Deathmatch Championships Presents: A Light Without Shadow, A Ritual In Five Parts| SCP-6085 - It's NO Better to be Safe than Sorry! Take On Me! Take Me On! I'll be Gone… in a Day or Two!

[@macaylacayton2915]

Though he did unwittingly reference Wordsworth’s collection of curiosities

[@hellosuperdude6891]

imagine working in the scp foundation and when you tested scp 035 he started jamming this song

[@deanlaabs5836]

I wood be like YEA YEA YEA AND THEN START DANCEING AND O5 PLZ TEST A SINGER ON SCP 35

[@J-Dog17]

I would let 035 out like: understandable have a great day

[@MoreAnarchylol]

@@J-Dog17 then you would get death

[@88henry66]

Something doesn't feel right

[@zrarez6750]

Pog

[@snor161]

“Imagine all your nightmares!” That orange pile of candy goo: *hehe me spooky :3*

[@joshuaweaver8657]

Boo! Hehe me spoopy now

[@fukkthisnewupdate8882]

@Name Other Name Which one? I'm assuming you're talking about Mr Dream or whatever he's called

[@RisuTheMan]

@@fukkthisnewupdate8882 Maybe its even the mf Who predicts the future in your dreams

[@seek7301]

I’m guessing you’re talking about SCP - 999

[@oksomynameisjeff4212]

@@seek7301 bruh nope 999 is a safe scp their talking about another

[@artisanmain]

Researchers: *puts 035 on a d class* 035: *aggressive singing*

[@Josh-yo5el]

ya thats weird

[@rubystone9074]

@@Josh-yo5el I mean I’d do it. Why not lol “Ah yes, this vessel has very interesting vocals! So sing I shall!” “No, you don’t-“ 0:57

[@nanaartienda7207]

@@rubystone9074 that is dumb now

[@Josh-yo5el]

@@rubystone9074 lol

[@teamsharpened7661]

BRUH ITS 035-1. The human that is wearing 035 is 035-1

[@Unknown_Cameraman]

amazing song. Captured the Foundation's intentions.

[@RandomStuff-is2yf]

If anyone didn't get the story going on throughout the song, here it is. A researcher and site manager along with two guards were doing a check of the site, they went past all the different scp's in the site. When they got to 035, we can believe 035 had planned a containment breach in the weeks prior so that when the manager arrived, it would happen. When he clicked his fingers, doors unlocked and lights went out, something (probably 096) murdered the researcher and guards. We also see all the Keter scp's escaping and we see 035 having a lovely time. The manager was running away when suddenly 035 turned the lights off and projected himself on the walls, taunting the the site manager before displaying pictures of 096. The manager managed to evade 096 for a while, then he was killed too. I can't tell if the soldiers arriving in the helicopters are an MTF squad or the chaos insurgency.

[@alephorsmth9140]

i'm pretty sure it's the mtf

[@mateo123h2]

Most likely it's a Mobile Task Force Squad. Maybe Nine Tailed Fox i'm not quite sure or it just might be Mobile Task Force Evacuating.

[@NiennaFan1]

@@mateo123h2 Oh my god! A Mobile Task Force Squad!

[@mateo123h2]

@@NiennaFan1 What?

[@davidmichaeladvincula6608]

chaos insugency

[@KT-rp9tx]

"Imagine all your nightmares..." The orange blob of happy jelly that is SCP-999:

[@somedummyonyoutube3362]

little teardrop bois snuggly boi who wants nummies 'scp 5031 has said it's first word "salt". we are all immensely proud' meet the medic bear wholesome bowl

[@what2toinquarantine64]

no no NOOOO

[@aarizaryan6195]

Scp 105 who is an innocent and harmless girl

[@IILNWAZE]

Imagine if that was the SCARIEST AND MOST DANGEROUS SCP

[@jayshine19]

Nah he is the cutest thing on the fictional scp foundation... maybe(:

[@WhatsSawcon985]

Me with my fricked up sleep schedule: “its my time to shine.”

[@JewelP]

I can relate, I was live streaming last night and I just had a horror dream and I woke up, checked my phone, a million notifications but I only saw this premiere. Lets go.

[@dnjproduction74]

YOUR A POTATO!!!???

[@rachelynm.a.t6581]

Haha same send help

[@nergbug]

Same

[@lukadacat572]

Me who sleeps at 4:00AM That's it?

[@Nightmare_sans_bruh]

Congratulations! You successfully summon the whole SCP fan base!

[@liarliarimonfire]

“Where nothing ever gets out” Builder bear: *Are you sure about?*

[@enricocoochie3113]

Ah yes capturen't

[@gracenewcovenantministries7546]

Agreed

[@memulonallred5715]

XD "Where nothing ever gets out" May I introduce you to SCP-5000? XD

[@gamsssreal]

May I introduce you to the O5- entrance addendum. (If you haven't read it it's a 096 breach but he is the only survivor of the original group send out for recontainment)

[@soyavocado]

SCP-106 getting out of gate a in containment breach:

[@veteran2nd]

"'Cause there is more then 99" The official wiki with 8000+ SCP's:

[@marquespereiraalves2926]

@Depth you absolutely right.

[@eye_person_i_guess]

@Depth we need ambush for all the hide in closet monsters now

[@O_Akash_x]

There are several SCP installations around the world, that is: each Site has its own amount of SCP.

[@veteran2nd]

@@O_Akash_x I know that but 1. I was making a joke 2. If you wanna be that accurate: All of the SCP's seen in this video are (according to their side on the official Wiki) not stored on one site, meaning he technically has to be talking about SCP's in general. Also, seeing as many SCP sites there are, I personally doubt that there are 99+ SCP's on one site (exept maby the big ones)

[@Tugia85]

He was just trying to make it rhyme and 8000+ is more than 99, so yeah. But I do see your point.

[@spycrab2099]

SCP-035: **gets host** Also SCP-035: OH BOY ITS TIME TO BECOME A DISNEY PRINCESS

[@somedummyonyoutube3362]

it attracts the *V O I C E D O G G O S*

[@hourlaychhorng5135]

It has achieved it dream

[@somedummyonyoutube3362]

@gabperson they are speaking the language of gods

[@YTMoai]

OMG XDD

[@jorginab.legaspi3698]

*time to show my disney princess vocals baby*

[@fallout24352]

Who’s here is 2024 gang!!!

[@PolishBaka-fv3ck]

yep

[@anideo4849]

Me

[@Katshub54394]

Me

[@MiIntrovertedVida]

Me 5

[@MiIntrovertedVida]

Me 4

[@DrDapperTF2]

"Which SCP are you?" "Polaroid" "Do you have the slightest idea how little that narrows it down?"

[@muhammadyaseer9673]

How many Polaroid scp are they

[@Goodtypeoffbocchi]

theres scp 105 and thats all the polariod scp i know

[@Uniformtree000]

@@Goodtypeoffbocchi 978

[@technobladeneverdies2866]

SCP 035

[@Goodtypeoffbocchi]

@@technobladeneverdies2866 acp 035 isnt a polaroid scp :/

[@medicmist]

"Where nothing ever gets out" Thaumiel: Well yes but actually no

[@yu-jr6bk]

Nutraziled: well you are happy but sad

[@Averaage_Commenter]

@@yu-jr6bk Imagine if there was a "recycling" object class and the recycling SCPS could summon another scp for your nightmares :^

[@Br0ck3n]

The Scarlet King: FOOLS

[@potato_person]

@@Br0ck3n Grown up SCP 999: Well *y e s daddy*

[@bawower8905]

I don't see the joke, Thaumiel means that it contains other SCP.

[@Xk1gzi]

I love how Cg5 blurred shy guys face like “ey I wanna keep my followers safe, I wanna keep the people on earth ALIVE”

[@mcscaramouchee]

yes but I still looked at shy guy so guess I'm dead

[@Xk1gzi]

@@mcscaramouchee oop

[@oksomynameisjeff4212]

@@Xk1gzi man im ded *ded cuz 096 kill me*

[@isaacjohnmagno4789]

@@oksomynameisjeff4212 dude how are ya typin this comment if your ded

[@I_Wuv_ProjectZomboid]

Give 096 a couple of minutes to come

[@CanekFlores]

When he says "we don't wanna let armagedón" A theory emerged that the SCPS were created by God to defend humanity from an apocalypse but its effects affect all living beings. Someone more Think that?

[@sharksuperiority9736]

“You can shake hands with a demon” Shows 173, who has no hands,

[@cocoa25121]

He has stubs for hands

[@dakrabking]

Tbh he is just as bad as a demon can be

[@caylebdavies8783]

only if you look at him

[@jeffgiles2310]

These are the questions that need answering people

[@RikuTheMultimaker]

It means scps creator wich is....... (dies)

[@ErwinSmith001]

"Where nothing ever gets out." *Laughs in Apollyon and Keter Class*

[@cheese3996]

they escape, temporarily

[@frozenintime8391]

@@cheese3996 Apollyon can't be contained

[@vidmagister6907]

Laughing in XK-world end scenario

[@jessiekoh6555]

@@frozenintime8391 yep they are impossible to contain they are the highest danger class Scps

[@simtheweirdone1646]

Isn't there some OP dragon dude SCP that can shadeshift and waltz out of the place at any time and just comes back as it pleases?

[@aorkyork3405]

89: Dr Bright may no longer create a massive containment breach to allow a musical number with the aid of SCP-035. Or any SCP for that matter. Even if you ask nicely. Yes, you sing beautiful.

[@Mistyrime]

LMAO

[@DefinitelyNotATrolldier]

now then here is a question: The song happened BEFORE or AFTER the rule?

[@gamsssreal]

@SCP-049 quick clean up

[@Frostedlyre]

@@DefinitelyNotATrolldier rules get made because someone did something stupid, so before

[@thegradyfiles]

@SCP-049 yes

[@askeleton2136]

SCP MTF on their way to contain a multiversal god in 20x20 box:

[@cartoonmaster2401]

"You can lose an arm or a leg so easy here..." Me: "Or y'know, your _LIFE_ , but those arms and legs are what REALLY matter."

[@jumpy85plays61]

I mean if their dead they dont need them legs or arms anymore? So it's a second thought to them? XD

[@cartoonmaster2401]

@@jumpy85plays61 Eh, true.

[@nerfedby50percent2]

I mean once you lose your legs you can’t really run, and losing your arms makes it impossible to open doors that require a keycard, code, or a hand scan

[@jumpy85plays61]

@@nerfedby50percent2 also true.

[@dillnutrs]

I mena if you find a scp then you dont need arms or legs because if you find one instant death ESPECIALLY SHY GUY hes dangourus

[@zethicalyt2406]

“There’s more than 99” Me looking at the 5000s with like 400 slots remaining:yeah....

[@Neyronshrk]

99+

[@someonesmart8125]

999+ actually incloding me makes 1000+

[@brennananderson9289]

@@Neyronshrk vs scp 096

[@ROLITO-G-243]

5999

[@Rosesandthornz]

Well there’s 999 like, normal Rest is fan made

[@sharkodoggo]

"Desert in a can" That sounds like an advertisement that you'd see on TV. "Get your very own desert in a can for just 9.99!!"

[@Zacromaniac]

Lol

[@dafrogtc2100]

Coming in a store near you

[@hyperzx7524]

@@dafrogtc2100 correction. Coming in a zoo near you

[@DaxAxeOffical]

If you order in the next 15 minutes you get a free cactus with your order!

[@brucenaase4335]

@@DaxAxeOffical if you order in the next 5 minutes, youl get TWO cactuses!

[@-bethany3135]

I loved this song like 2 years ago and know I realized it’s made from cg5 lol

[@kitschpit]

this was so fun :)

[@CG5]

Thanks for shredding it on the guitars!

[@umpatosemato4343]

@@CG5 now let me ask you, why the hell u made a song about scp in a nutshell?

[@dnjproduction74]

@@CG5 Hey CG5

[@cuppycakery6658]

The guitar music is beautiful...

[@gracenewcovenantministries7546]

@@CG5 hey guess what

[@KT-rp9tx]

"Imagine all your nightmares, contained in a single glorified reformatory." "Hateful star..." Okay, how big is this place?

[@daviesfamilyof8321]

The star is probably Apollyon so they cannot contain it or re-contain it.

[@SirToaster9330]

It’s complicated there are literal gods in the facility, but why have guns it’s just that there is some sort of multiverse in the foundation

[@rebeccayu3152]

@@SirToaster9330 ikr

[@EranaTheDragon]

@@SirToaster9330 Class-D, Chaos Insurgency, certain SCPs, and other enemy GOIS

[@skynut8264]

The Foundation, in-and-of itself, is an anomaly, considering the multitude of conflicting SCP entries. Especially SCP-001. Just roll with it. None of the authors have any idea what's happening either.

[@ScarletRedCrimson]

Anyone notice that the lyrics is basically someone having a conversation with someone and half joking about their work?

[@nanaartienda7207]

You do got a point

[@SOMEONE-pr8qp]

:o

[@teamsharpened7661]

YEA LOL

[@orangejuice9102]

"That's....cool?"

[@user-dc2xp6lh2e]

Except one of them(or both)work at the foundation