IF CG5 LAUGHS, HE'LL MAKE A TECHNOBLADE SONG

[@ninjagogirl2015]

He was bound to laugh eventually. Now.... we wait like Technoblade's subscribers. Edit: Everyone pay your respects with F's in the comments or famous quotes to our fallen hero. Be sure to also pay respects to the blade family on Technos video.

[@xsystemerror7538]

t e c h n o b l a d e

[@sarahere08]

S U B S C R I B E T O T E C N O B L A D E

[@void_berry]

You say this like we are not Technoblade subscriber's

[@ItsMeTylerrr]

We just wait 2 years

[@ragelixer8580]

Technoblade... that stream was awesome btw

[@DaOneWhoEdits]

glad to be able to work on this one, had a lot of fun in it :)

[@lzzalt]

Seen it.

[@Lebyy]

the editorrrrr. glad he notised you

[@ninjagogirl2015]

It's great that you got to edit a video for his channel, looks good as always.

[@DiamondAngelMusic]

it's great to see you two finally working together!:D

[@bloodlust_9890]

5 t h

[@Darkerooz]

This guy is a genius. He wanted to make songs about people so he made it a mediashare stream that if he laughs he makes the song, getting tons of money on the way Full respects for him

[@heckinster3228]

Yeah it’s like *I receive money* *you receive content thing* edit: geez thats quite a lot of people liking my comment... Thanks!

[@paiswag]

Tbh, even if he aint made songs after it, i will still watch his mediashare vids

[@meringue5901]

+1

[@Toast4.5]

I like the song about axienty and to jump of that cliff 🙃

[@mishagaming1075]

@@Toast4.5 All depressed people in a nutshell.

[@redii05]

sadly... everyone has heard about the legends death, but we should love that this guy when he sings on camera HE DOESNT USE AUTOTUNE AND SOUNDS GOOD

[@nurulsadika9712]

What Among us ඩා

[@qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm1460]

@@nurulsadika9712 how did you among us

[@PowerPlay-the-SussyStickgirl]

@@qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm1460 yea how he do it?

[@therianwithadhd]

​@@PowerPlay-the-SussyStickgirl um u need facemoji keyboard for that

[@no_cacke]

do not hate on apathetic people

[@UwUYT]

I love the try not to laugh videos because CG5 inevitably ends up laughing, and it's so nice to hear him laugh.

[@HyperFireFerret]

Ikr

[@MeggiLiz]

Yup. It's a win win🤣

[@antonyisbwos]

Sus

[@antonyisbwos]

Imposter

[@god_of_ducks]

UwU you have a brother or a sister? Who tf is owo?

[@ilovefnf1653]

Charlie Green is the kind of guy to see a DSMP Member and ask, "Is anyone gonna make a song about that?" and not wait for an answer.

[@flameknightx1737]

I got that reference and I rlly love it

[@ilovefnf1653]

@@flameknightx1737 thx ^_^

[@HCraftYT]

Love this reference! Actually an original one from what I’ve seen!

[@galaxy_warrior3414]

💀

[@phenixxzakirsmainmod7812]

*LOL* *I GOT THE REFERENCE, THIS COMMENT IS COMEDY GOLD* *(FOR LEGAL REASONS, THATS TRUE!)*

[@p1nkPallas]

haven't watched the whole video but I can't wait for a technoblade song, vibrant eyes is the reason ranboos my favourite now

[@magiccupcake5079]

hahahah Vibrant eyes is the reason I knew the Dream SMP in the first place.....

[@GamesIWantToPlay]

Yeah vibrant eyes was so confusing the first time I watched it cuz it didn't know anything about ranboo

[@JPmax4ever]

Yes I normally don't like his kind of character but he pulls it off really well

[@boxeddog]

It’s not mistake, it’s a ✨MASTERPIECE✨

[@InkInStink]

5:32 the bread is deeper than the FNAF lore

[@flamefangstar]

It's been a year, but do you know what that video is called

[@luvlivygaming5780]

FR LMAO

[@MeggiLiz]

I love watching these just to hear his laugh, cause we all know.... he always laughs🤣

[@cxxmett]

That- Is amazing

[@OUTOFMYWAY.]

A win for the CG5 community

[@austinwheeler4328]

He's gonna do another stream like this and we'll all know the next song topic.

[@__emi_games__6554]

Imma guess he’s going to do a Philza song next??

[@kairossnt]

Imagine if he makes a ConnorEatsPants song. Connor fans will rejoice.

[@thebeastqueen3103]

yes we do need a phil one

[@friend5597]

NoOoOoO💚oOoOoO💙oOoOoO

[@ainasyafiqah6791]

philza then maybe george or sapnap

[@DangrBG]

The Blade Never Dies, but Cg5 will always laugh and now is gifted to us a Technoblade song

[@sabusabusabasabasubasubasu8957]

@@cappujazy-7054 mhmmmmmmm, human you are, trust worthy you seem

[@mokmokfish2910]

@@sabusabusabasabasubasubasu8957 agreemented

[@BigaGiga]

Unfortunately,that was a lie as an unfortunate news happened.

[@rokkiteer912]

@@BigaGiga Yeah, this comment aged like milk.

[@DangrBG]

@@BigaGiga indeed, but in a way it is true for he will never die in our hearts

[@garyng3294]

6:07 what you know about rolling down in the deep

[@LucasOliveira-eq5gd]

CG5: let's see if Techno's fans have enough money to make me laugh. Techno's millionaers: Are you challenging us, mortal?

[@Kiwi-Bird.]

XD

[@isabellefinch]

Lol that last share tho that was like 10 minutes long 🤣

[@misseverything7202]

Techno Millionaires are rich enough to buy all of us all of his merch. Each. Along with the plushies

[@Pretty_rainbow]

Technoblade millionaires pull out 99999999999999999999 is this enough

[@MichelleUpNorth]

We're so starved for Techno content, that a guaranteed song for a couple mediashares is a hilariously small price to pay.

[@aiiusionbeta]

If the song isn’t a collab with Techno and he doesn’t say “bruh” at least once then I’m leaving Edit: Yes, I do realize what happened. Please go pay your respects when you can. o7

[@lokistarr_]

I third this. XD

[@donutofpride]

I fourth this

[@angelfish1192]

I fifth this

[@CHILL.1470]

I sixth this

[@KanekoYasha]

I seventh this

[@aimee2718]

Y’all he streamed last night to start working on it and chat was helping write lyrics but I had to leave to eat dinner so I watched the rest this morning and it sounds so beautiful and even though it’s not like Voices at all with the “BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD” and “OUR JUSTICE MUST BE BLIND” (edit: lyrics from Voices by Derivakat) I think it matches Technoblade even better and it’s extremely poetic and well written, which is exactly what Techno’s videos are like since he was an English major and just a naturally good writer it seems, so I can’t wait for it to come out and for Techno to see it. The melody of the actual song is so melancholy and haunting and it sounds like a tormented yet resigned monologue and Charlie’s vocals sound like some sort of angel singing it and the way it goes is just so depressing and beautiful and I am absolutely in love and I can’t wait I actually can’t But good job, chat, for all the amazing lyrics they just are so vicious and Techno-y And Charlie, if you see this, please hurry up and release the song, it’s the only thing I want for Christmas (well that and a Dream Team meet up)

[@motorbike9550]

I must say. These lyrics are from project Blade from Derivakat maybe you said that too and i didnt saw but yea get song are awesome.

[@aimee2718]

@@motorbike9550 Yeah i know I was comparing the two songs although now I can see that it’s not that clear let me fix it

[@AwEirdstevenuniverseandSAMSfan]

The fitness gram pacer test is a multistage test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues.

[@p0psix457]

you laugh, now you gotta face the consequences of being a sleep-deprived musician again and make another dsmp song

[@snowvr6277]

We should pay tribute to our fallen hero, Techoblade. Thank you CG5 for this. We will remember you vividly, Techno. R. I. P

[@jasonlarmore2219]

at this time he didnt know he was dead, he recorded this 7 months ago

[@tricked_yu6317]

@@jasonlarmore2219 they know that...

[@darksidegooner7105]

techno will forever be in our heart🥲🥲

[@Robolocks]

cringe fake rip just begging for attention if you really cared you would go into a deep depression and not go onto the internet unlike me i do not care a little bit about him but you are all fakers

[@sarahblake1521]

@@jasonlarmore2219 true he wasn’t dead at that time

[@GunkyFella]

I love how this is never a challenge, it’s just CG5’s way of telling us what he’s making a song about

[@ianthegamer9433]

Same

[@Amine-om7yj]

Same

[@BadaBelph]

yup

[@Sp33Dd3M0n-b6r]

Same:|

[@Kween_Bby]

Sa… i think we got the point

[@TerriTheYeepian]

He gave us 2 minutes and 27 seconds to process what just happened. Nonetheless this was funny I laughed like 10 times

[@GREEEN.]

It's a glitch

[@HomelessCommenter]

CG5: "I never laugh at animals" Also CG5: *almost laughs at a cat*

[@salmanmahmud7794]

If he laughs at a cat then cat is not animal anymore the reality changes into a brand new timeline

[@HomelessCommenter]

wtf

[@xSkiTtle_x0311]

And a hampster

[@berylthebarrel8565]

And also CG5: laughs at a dog in the quackity video

[@LIZZANIMA1]

Rud3

[@ChuM00n_]

As a Techno subscriber I've learnt to wait patiently for the good things Good things being a possible Techno song

[@mee2556]

I will wait here with you

[@AirShockXLIVE]

7:50 kills me everytime We miss Techno, but he has ascended to fight God.

[@mysteryman8236]

he'll only fight God if God himself wants to

[@ste5842]

He will stand by god

[@OoferSn0w_LoLz]

*To heaven

[@heatherruzanski9996]

No... He wasn't a Christian so he sadly is in hell

[@AirShockXLIVE]

@@heatherruzanski9996 Maybe God could have given him a chance

[@dogeyking7104]

1:29 bros Pc just turned into an f1 car💀 RIP TECHNO

[@madisonsnyder5874]

Welp. We must wait for the wonderful day to arrive when he blesses us once more with his wonderful voice and music.

[@emilybrocato1002]

Everyone: “You laughed three times. Time to make another dream smp.” Charlie: *in a very sleep deprived voice* “yes dear-“

[@hogginsp.7760]

Yoo I get the reference :D

[@macneal84]

HEH

[@Icycoco4801]

😂

[@reekill_playlists]

Guys let us give the Sims 3 patch notes a round of applause for comedy genius and getting us another Techno song to ride us fans over while we wait until he posts next year

[@reekill_playlists]

No way he posts before New Years

[@icelandicgamer9323]

hmm idk why but that part when the sims patch notes comes always starts when the sprinkle video starts i cant fix it

[@sarahm1674]

this aged like milk rest in peace

[@reekill_playlists]

​@@sarahm1674 just rediscovered this comment :(

[@formidable3764]

I totally understand why you decided to not do the technoblade song and I really do respect someone who actually cares for others and what they would think if you posted that right after what happened. You truly are a precious soul.

[@RicoPrabowo]

I agree.

[@Bryc3e]

This video was made last year. He did make the technoblade song.

[@Firemaster27]

He……..did make one. It’s called injustice. And it’s pretty good

[@bunnoperson8782]

2:37 this man went to the backrooms

[@noodle7559]

Let's be fair, a snort isn't a laugh, only when he's straight out laughing mouth completely open, actual laughter

[@zzxrraa]

It’s impossible to not laugh at CG5 himself anyways. We don’t need him reacting to it 😭

[@LittleGuy23s]

5:09 THE VINEBOOM'S OH MY GOD- 8:11 AND THIS TO-

[@rachaelmauck4535]

This stream was certainly something else 🤣

[@chanjay11]

CG5 is the type of guy to see Technoblade and say "is anyone gonna kill that" and not wait for an answer.

[@ollieeque5572]

Well, don't we all know how this one's gonna end up?

[@user-wq6kz9py2x]

True

[@RatGaming69]

1:47 cat

[@noir_wolfe1099]

1:23 As someone who owns a guinea pig, I can confirm that they can and will try to eat anything unfamiliar that they think might be edible. Example: My finger, their own toenails, hair

[@HeatedPanda]

True.

[@BrinySpy]

So what happened to the guinea pig

[@-vanilla-]

I love watching this man break into laughter, while also already expecting him to make an amazing song about someone I adore :]

[@mikaxoxo122]

8:55 its just better

[@4meraldglass]

well this aged well

[@S1llyG00berr]

@@mikaxoxo122 fr that made me laugh

[@Pinkflamingo-tw4yi]

Never before have I wanted someone to laugh more than I do while watching this

[@fantixsocool]

this aged well... totally did. but seriously rip technoblade he was a great person

[@barrack_obobber]

9:02 is big funny

[@broski5479]

4:44 "I don't know why he's talking to a Tree."

[@therealguyfr]

it's just something about CG5's voice that when he sings over his voice makes it sound amazing! see for yourself 4:07

[@exitorwins666]

1:12 that: "amoung us!" was so calm

[@watashi9473]

I'm currently sobbing, I was never really part of this community but I already missed techno blade and the memories he gave everyone in their own way, I'm looking through his videos one last time, May he rest in peace

[@froxz0]

@Chrice Games Plays same i already saw this way to many times

[@thrixelkix7533]

Bro ur just doing this for likes you don’t need to say rip techno to a video that just involves techno.

[@watashi9473]

@@thrixelkix7533 its not for likes, why would I care about likes, they don't even do anything... Guess you just don't care about hid death or something.

[@LAVEONEPIC]

@Chrice Games Plays wait, it's already been 2 weeks?

[@Kurd-Story]

Yessir

[@ironninja707]

I really want to see Techno doing a rap part in the song. That would be so sick.

[@imalwayswatching563]

lol no

[@spinach.6574]

@@imalwayswatching563 too bad its an suggestion/opinion not directed towards u 😳

[@tahsinyildiz7914]

lol no

[@imalwayswatching563]

@@spinach.6574 when did i ask

[@spinach.6574]

I can reply whenever when if nobody asked

[@dxisydarling]

His reaction to each rickroll was pure gold.

[@NathanUtsey]

1:53 same my eye hurts now

[@i6ey2]

4:31 CG5: "stap." also CG5: *stares at the screen intensely*

[@JPmax4ever]

It's about gosh darn time. Can't wait to hear it.

[@ThePancakeProductions]

GC4 has hit the big leagues guys! So proud of him

[@kittyaya3425]

The among us one was like a toddler seeing a toy. The first one happens to be my favourite song😂

[@alexlol5062]

5:04 my man went from barbie girl to lil nas x in 0.5 seconds XD

[@ilovefnf1653]

3:03 Whoever this plushie is, he deserved that for eating CEREAL with a FORK

[@Alexander-b7r9b]

Hey he's just trying something new or all his spoons are in the dishwasher

[@aloe_]

The day a Techno song comes out is a monumental occasion

[@ninjagogirl2015]

Especially if he himself sings it.

[@kelpdock8913]

@@ninjagogirl2015 I assume he will lol

[@Breadestboi]

5:35 as a loaf of bread, I can confirm this video is true

[@dheusta]

4:17 Charlie made the Michael face

[@Mr.SoggyShoes]

Why are you here 🤨

[@Keetsoona]

How has this not blown up

[@OneOfDaTangoManglez]

@@Keetsoonayeah

[@OneOfDaTangoManglez]

Its been 1 year and its not blew up

[@turisuto]

oh sweet. techno is literally like the only youtuber i like in the whole minecraft side of youtube. it'd be cool to hear a song abt him

[@trafficking_]

Hopefully this song is gonna be coming out just like technoblade content. In a decade.

[@rue8778]

…here’s the door 🚪

[@振忠黄]

3:33 ah yes, 60696 followers

[@CoolMan1_SonicAndOtherStuff]

The thumbnail. I'd never thought I'd see that in one of CG5's thumbnails.😂 But Chris Pratt is voicing Mario now, and everyone's talking about it, so it's fine.

[@AlphyAdventures]

7:43 This part is my favorite

[@ixLxmass]

5:10 me when im singing

[@Basicman123Real]

me when puberty

[@plumberchoochooman]

0:42 YOOO CORYXKENSHIN!

[@DeadShot54738]

Can we just take a moment to appreciate Rick Astley trying to perform for us 7:14

[@nathanmaverickcambaling9877]

1:41 Made me laugh so hard, and repeated it a lot 🤣

[@BrinySpy]

Dude this looks scary

[@YourAvaragePerson73]

Same bro

[@bangernomicsireland3951]

2:41 never pause a SpongeBob episode HE GOIN POGGERS

[@badcheezits]

R.I.P Technoblade. Technoblade never dies!

[@LiamCooperBell]

3:45 who got scooby doo out of the mystery machine?

[@StarryxNight5]

I'm amazed how he lasted through the first sims patch notes. I've never seen a first viewing without a laugh before

[@Trufflepuffle_]

6:35 can we talk about how this is just oddly wholesome

[@danielsfunhouse15]

Tecnoblade never dies

[@frauggie840]

3:28 _a cg5 billzo collab yessssss_

[@ikemarkle6057]

For the techno blade song

[@-SunshineandRain-]

English teacher vibes tho: 6:55

[@aahgbjdjgbdvuyivbvabvryu]

8:25 it sounds like a horror game

[@Flatarm]

You should definitely make a techno song since he died “Technoblade never dies”

[@Wulk]

When it comes to Technoblade theme songs you have two options: A) Making it incredibly edgy B) Making it a Rock song Or all of the above

[@Amaezing1DoesArson]

But you also only have three Topics on the song. Look: A) Blood B)The voices that demand blood C) I say bl you say ood! Blood! Or wither...

[@plantgang8738]

Or hear me out a bunnyblade song

[@Amaezing1DoesArson]

True......

[@Marathon.52]

Incorrect. Blitz remix.

[@striderachive]

7:30 POV: You live in Cave Creek.

[@julienmaples1156]

Great vid, gl with the technoblade song! :) also around I think 12:20 when I heard pm Seymour I just did a double tack its like two whole different worlds colliding lol.

[@xArchiez]

11:16 "it is no longer possible to "try for baby" WITH DE GRIM REPEA" *wheeze*

[@striderachive]

2:26 I love salt too... Not too much...

[@cryptorborgjulien902]

I am so glad that out of all things to make him crack, it was Sims patch notes. That's beautiful.

[@IStoleTheLastcheeze]

2:06 poor man got his balls destroyed

[@AxilXD]

RIP baby's

[@Xenon_XTH]

@@AxilXD balls

[@Scriblezilla]

Goat simulator in real life

[@Stxrrynights_1]

The vibrant eyes one was so good I was even watching it it was amazing good job

[@AeroTheSoftCat3756]

0:26 CG5 just rickrolled himself

[@harrisonlawrence-brown5643]

powerderd anime??????? 6:32

[@howl3920]

Let's give a round of applause to CG5 for rickrolling himself and his veiwers.

[@uhhhhhy]

"veiwers"

[@PowerPlay-the-SussyStickgirl]

Viewers

[@DRBOLT-vj2lk]

"NOT EVEN CLOSE BABY TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES" 😭😭 -TECHNOBLADE

[@thesmiler9565]

Who laughed at this 4:49

[@brillitheworldbuilder]

CG5: “I NEVER LAUGH AT ANIMALS!!! Also CG5: *Almost laughs at a guinea pig eating a girl’s hair*

[@eaplayz8250]

5:45 half a ton of "flower"

[@samanthamcneely6466]

Wait why did u use air quotes

[@radiyooooo6433]

"While heros die, new tyrants rise" Thats how we shall honor the blood god him self

[@EternalPhoenix]

Just gonna say, super happy to see CG4 getting to edit for your channel, their fan made videos were super high quality!

[@ren_dahlias]

if you make a technoblade song you have to sing it monotone

[@kmiii111]

yes.

[@Bangaudaala]

I love how even his normal voice sounds so melodic and nice :)

[@Kirbo-i9l]

The way he just keeps getting Rick rolled

[@puffysnow1654]

1:10 Among us *falls*

[@Mr.SoggyShoes]

RIP Among Us :(

[@1fleshnhim]

1:12

[@ThemassiveKaitoMomotasimp]

1:13

[@BarksWolfy]

I was there when he laughed at the reverbed "our table, it's broken!" and I don't blame him. It was sooo good, very funny.

[@Thecreeper8211]

6:24 video: rolls into balls CG5: smiles

[@gameboi611]

omg

[@Ccuber_]

may the blood king rest in piece