breaking minecraft monday records w/ ph1lza

[@Technoblade]

tournament starts at 13:08 if you want to skip pregame banter (some dudes were late) making the stream public now that it's processed and viewable in its entirety! looking into getting stronger internet soon even if I can't get fiber lol

[@alvarosuarez9641]

Okie dokie than

[@mjb4084]

Lok

[@iyum_]

Hey Technoblade

[@lisakendallholmes244]

Havent watched it yet, but cool stream

[@uhoh4076]

blood for the blood god

[@ph1lza]

It has come to my attention that I pronounced "Spifey"'s name wrong THE ENTIRE STREAM even when techno said it right to me MULTIPLE TIMES lmao. gg big oof, sorry spifey!

[@yahnah9116]

Timestamp pls :D

[@rudraay_]

Hi ph1lza can you please help me

[@wn_zl]

rip

[@sdfhsdfhsdfhshfsdhfsd6992]

Ph1LzA phil how you would rate urself in pvp ?/10?

[@zaphyir]

lol

[@LeoGuidi]

Everyone else: “Techno must have great tactics for skywars” Techno: “Kill ‘em before they kill you”

[@andrewturkington369]

Sun Tzu would approve

[@nyxiauwu]

Sun Tzu said that

[@snicksss]

except whenever I play sky wars i'm instakilled :') there furthest I've gotten is the closest island to my original island rip never made it to mid what even is mid...

[@dfhbuin8546]

snicks I’m more sad I play Minecraft pe on a tablet

[@TheTrashMann1]

E

[@Egg_thing]

2:18:25 if Technoblade of all people tells you "relax, it's minecraft" you really crossed the line

[@vivaciousmyosotis]

Egg so true

[@thelunamage5772]

Techno: "Relax.. Its just minecraft" *One potato war later*

[@emilia4355]

The Luna Mage *12hrs of potato farming everyday for the last year later*

[@Fisinocean]

@Sleep Deprived Potato true, good fricking content

[@forebread9405]

XQc taking about a dead channel while playing with someone who can barely rack in 5k views per vid is hilarious.

[@eternal_inferno6132]

survival game 13:08, bingo 25:26, find the button 55:00, parkour race 1:10:00, skywars 1:25:00, tnt run 1:47:00, one shot 1:56:00, spleef 2:04:00, survival games last 2:18:00.

[@MMAForLife]

Thanks

[@HonnaC]

Tyyy 😊

[@toxicpurple0742]

The real winner

[@Boxygirl96]

Top tier comment, good on you for commenting timestamps in a comment section where such helpful information is few and far between

[@Boxygirl96]

Someone else’s footnotes, no idea what they are rn but I might come back later and mark them 1:27:06 2:02:41 2:14:30 2:21:30 2:31:05

[@paxielle]

Ph1l is such a good team player and he's got 0 ego, I'm glad he's now friends with Techno

[@kingborderlands2170]

He is compensating for Technoblade's ego xD

[@reverseli]

At least neither of them have tommy’s

[@potato.pancake]

@@reverseli uhhh idk if you’re serious or not but i’m like 99% sure that tommy just plays it all up for entertainment lmao i doubt he’s like that irl (same with techno). i feel like you can really tell when someone is a true narcissist vs when they’re playing it up for the camera based on how aggressive they are and how far they take their bits (well if they’re truly horrible then they aren’t bits). you can tell that tommy is playing it up as a joke and techno is overall a really respectful player (especially given how rude everyone else in mcm was to him lmao)

[@reverseli]

Potato Pancake dw I know tommy does it as it makes it more engaging for his audience as if he was good 24/7 he’d probably still be popular just not as the same level he is now

[@ember9443]

Dadza

[@crazyjaks1095]

man it must feel so bad when you look at your compass and the nearest player is technoblade and he iis getting closer and closer

[@masonwithee6831]

It’s a horror movie

[@stragglypie1038]

Pepperoni

[@shurkeys419]

i would just cry

[@kingborderlands2170]

Guess I'll die

[@korvincarry3268]

He is the embodiement of that tf2 scout meme "i am 100 meters from your location and rapidly approaching"

[@BaronAzazel]

It's so interesting to watch this livestream now. They both got so far in their friendship it's amazing. Philza no longer is surpriced at Techno's "brutal" jokes and instead encourages him in everything and Techno feels so much more chill in his presence.

[@jdbb3gotskills]

Yeah it feels like yin and yang ☯️

[@krakkenthehunter1149]

Op too

[@questioning7374]

True

[@HiHi-fb5rf]

“For you, the world Phil”

[@angelatoraja9291]

They are now best friends!

[@hermitdad8726]

Who else is still coming back to his videos for that old "feel good"?

[@isadot0]

yuh

[@anarchosnowflakist786]

yup

[@timothyflippo6344]

Every day man

[@killpuddle9977]

I've just been on a I miss him streak

[@mrbreasts_dog]

i was sleeping im clicking off this garbage rn

[@revilo7349]

Phil is such a giggly person, he laughs at everything. And then there's Techno, his voice is deeper as Phil's, and i believe Techno is *WAY* younger

[@char806]

phil is 32 n techno is 21 :O

[@revilo7349]

@@char806 _and he's married_

[@snfriedm]

@Ramunade so hes a *S I M P*

[@revilo7349]

@@snfriedm goddamn *_SIMP_*

[@alanyamamura]

Lo imagine being a s i m p

[@remindertostayhydrated602]

This started a bond that would conquer the world

[@glowclock5068]

Insert original username Here literally

[@zed538]

Antartic Empire

[@combustiblelemon801]

And then Pete showed up. Everyone is ok with this reality

[@unkn0wn756]

Insert original username Here let me be ur 1000th like

[@TheLaptopKing1]

“We win these!”

[@endergasimz2099]

The chemistry between the two of them is great

[@koi5918]

Couldnt have been said better :)

[@edsiecap898]

This aged so well

[@funny_username3009]

Yep

[@hghghghggyhghg5820]

@@funny_username3009 ,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,vf,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,bf,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,bf,bf,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,bf,g,bf,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,bf,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,bf,,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,bf,bf,g,g,g,g,bf,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,bf,g,,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,bf,g,g,g,g,g,bf,g,g,bf,g,g,g,,g,fb,g,g,,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,bf,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,,g,g,g,bf,g,g,g,g,g,,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,,,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,bf,g,g,g,g,bf,g,g,g,g,,,g,g,bf,g,bf,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,bf,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,fb,g,g,g,g,g,g,,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,bf,g,bf,bf,g,g,bf,,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,bf,,g,,g,g,g,g,bf,g,,g,g,g,g,g,g,,bf,bf,g,g,g,g,g,g,,,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,,g,bf,g,bf,g,g,,bf,bf,g,g,g,bf,g,g,g,,g,,g,bf,,g,g,,g,g,,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,,g,g,,g,g,g,bf,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,,g,g,g,g,g,bf,g,g,,,g,,g,g,,g,g,g,g,g,,g,g,g,g,g,g,,g,,bf,g,gbf,,g,g,,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,,g,g,g,g,,g,,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,bf,g,g,g,g,g,g,,g,g,g,g,,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,,g,g,g,g,,,g,g,g,g,g,g,,g,,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,,g,,,g,bf,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,g,,g,g,g,g,g,g,,g,g,g,g,,g,g,,g,g,g,,,,g,,,g,g,g,,g,g,g,,g,g,g,g,g,,,g,g,d

[@musaaydi1453]

Father and son

[@justjk2822]

I'm so glad that so many of his streams are on his channel. Watching them is really comforting

[@Idkfxczk]

2:15:02 Who's getting paid to assasinate me Mr.Beast: Write that down, WRITE THAT DOWN!

[@lilpotato7648]

Insomniatypical lmao the foreshadowing

[@nakaeri6698]

Well, you called it

[@hoboerenisbestwifuinaot4927]

damn-

[@Linnytic]

Hmm

[@tajgamer8345]

It actually happened this week lol you are a prophet.

[@dvot0075]

When ph1lza says” let me test the grace period on these players “. It scares me. This duo, is. So. Dang. Powerful.

[@brandonlarimore5223]

Nothing would get done because m0xy hates Techno

[@naiyou2840]

Nothing because m0xy’s attitude is straight trash

[@peterparise4868]

Car Car techno and dream

[@chips409]

laughs in techno and dream

[@prythian9517]

@@chips409 laughs in mcc

[@darthvader685]

I like how techno just compliments XQC, then XQC when techno kills him “YoUrE sO bAd”

[@shatogirl]

HAHHA ikr he’s mad over a block game 😭

[@marv5679]

I mean isn't XQC's whole personality him unnecessarily getting mad at games while forgetting the whole english language while ranting. But I mean watching XQC rage after getting obliterated by techno is pretty fun to see.

[@Skrubbby]

@@marv5679 well even though XQC is usually toxic he is entertaining but I just hated how Techno complimented XQC and he was like “YOU’RE SO BAD” “WHAT A VIRGIN DUDE”

[@nadir8841]

TBH since I don’t watch XQC, this just makes me uncomfortable especially when u compare their responses. But hey don’t get me wrong, I ain’t about to go hating on XQC

[@katchupp5067]

@@nadir8841 yea thats what i was thinking like its probably some weird inside joke or something, sitll makes me unconfortable tho

[@almostzander]

Still consistently one of my favorite videos and admittedly one I come to when I can't sleep

[@lillyarnawaters4897]

this was my comfotr stream since it came out, still watch it today when I also can't sleep

[@nurkkakala5665]

same. their friendship through all this time is really what i love about MM(past its flaws)

[@ImMisik]

Rip, fly high king ❤

[@jaybird421]

Been using this stream to sleep for months, so I feel you

[@citlali_lali]

I also come here on restless nights, this and earth smp ones where it’s just him and Phil, just bantering and talking. Helps me sleep sound and calm my thoughts running a mile a minute

[@DaDerpyCarrot]

When you put together a guy that likes to laugh, and a guy that likes to tell jokes.. it's incredible

[@rowanwax]

DaDerpyCarrot they got this

[@DaDerpyCarrot]

@@rowanwax lol agreed

[@PlacidSine]

DaDerpyCarrot lol i love the fact phil laughed so many times his laugh is so wholesome

[@DaDerpyCarrot]

@@PlacidSinelmao

[@2morph253]

yeah omg they have kinda great chemistry

[@az_6618]

"Why dont we play the rest of this on hypixel" This aged well

[@azrael_pendragon]

Lol

[@mission101]

I’m out of the loop on this what happened with hypixel?

[@shmuncc]

M1SSION101 • 12 years ago I think in one of the MC Mondays a random got in and like hacked it or something. Techno and a few other KZbinrs continued the MC Monday on Hypixel.

[@mission101]

Shmunx oh yeah I remember. I just didn’t remember the hypixel continuation bit

[@azrael_pendragon]

Ye aftwr it go hacked techno vik jcharles and like 6 others played hp

[@bluebell560]

1:03:24 Techno remembering the good old days of Skydoesminecraft's cops and robbers brings warmth to my soul

[@Will-fu6db]

I'm sorry to put you to 70 likes

[@celestetheking8776]

Lol, I gasped when I remembered it too

[@gabshickey9743]

I know, I felt it too

[@hoboerenisbestwifuinaot4927]

oop-

[@piginacrown]

It's 4AM and i suddenly feel an urge to watch techno after not opening yt for like a month

[@tannerklotz3539]

I had the same feeling.

[@phantomfox9556]

Same

[@llotuss]

same and conveniently a new video was posted recently

[@Takuradiorr]

Same

[@piginacrown]

@@llotuss I've been living off of his old contents and i am so happy that we have two new techno contents:,)

[@austinheinbuch8642]

Don’t worry, the smite on your iron sword was a huge psychological advantage. It struck fear into your enemy’s hearts, because they assumed you put something useful on it.

[@froppy_frog3948]

That's exactly what I was thinking. I literally thought 'it might not be good, but at least they will see it and think you have something good.'

[@technobladessteeringwheel482]

You know techno didnt actually needed the sword cuz he can just use his sharpness 10 fist

[@yuuka5833]

the smite did extra damage to xqc because he has no life

[@1_Trident]

@@technobladessteeringwheel482 lol you’re genuinely stupid it’s obviously sharpness 100

[@mr.blueberry5138]

@@froppy_frog3948 it was very useful in case an admin spawned in a baby zombie

[@tanyacockle6469]

Not only do Techno's partners know they're the sidekick, they almost exclusively funnel the best loot to him to make sure that if they die he can keep going.

[@s.c.p-foundation3372]

It's good that they don't have the ego. They know who will make the loot count most.

[@user-bu5ps7cg1u]

Don’t undersell Philza. He’s pretty good at these games, too. :/

[@bruhmoment9439]

@@user-bu5ps7cg1u But that's literally how Philza sees it too lol, he even said himself that he gave Techno the enchantments he had (since he knew Techno would be able to use them well when the time came)

[@user-bu5ps7cg1u]

@@bruhmoment9439 it might’ve just been the wording that threw the connotation a bit. S.C.P- Foundation said “it’s good that they don’t have the ego,” but it came off as Philza being totally carried by Techno to me, at least. Now that I look at it, it sounds less like that lol

[@sunsetskye483]

It's a good strat, since Techno is the stronger of the two majority of the time, so they play tank instead.

[@ewshutup5960]

Phil is so wholesome laughing at all of Techno's jokes 🥺

[@gynaxor1243]

Kes Wong thought u were toxic

[@ashd9498]

Kes Wong lmao at first I thought your comment was toxic oops

[@TeriyakiAsti]

Kes Wong I honestly thought you were being toxic lol

[@stragglypie1038]

Ew shut up

[@TeriyakiAsti]

StragglyPie 103 no u

[@fururuha]

im starting to binge watch his entire minecraft monday streams…i cant believe hes gone, i felt like hes still alive with these videos…its so heartbreaking

[@Dazaigawd]

ive been binge watching all of his streams for like 2 months now, its seriously so calming and fun. you forget he is gone and you enjoy the moments again and then when your done, u get the realization that he isnt here anymore... man... its just so sad

[@Limepopsicle07]

@@Dazaigawd he’s gone, but he left his memories with us. He has so many victories that we can relive, it’s easy to forget about the loss. As another comment said, though: “when a man dies, the cancer dies. It’s a draw. Technoblade never loses.” And he never dies, either. He’s physically passed on, but he’s still here with us. When something goes out on the internet, it’s never truly gone, and as long as your memory is alive, you are alive.

[@azzzuleezzz7144]

me tooooo, i still feel like hes alive with us and posting vods..., i cant believe it...i still feel like everything happened so sudden

[@Deflori20]

this is honestly the perfect team Technoblade - the best in the tournament at pvp Phil - The most experienced at regular minecraft

[@ClashingWithThunder]

Phil is like the only vanilla minecraft player that isnt hot trash in pvp lmao. Like, he's actually pretty good.

[@bul6457]

@Na Ce lol yeah lmaoooooo

[@bul6457]

@Na Ce anti auto clickers

[@gabrielecarfora2815]

@Gengarguy Nicholas 1234 Well you cant compare dream or techno coz they pvp in different versions

[@NecrpotatoIndeed]

1.9+ pvp shouldn't count for anything, it's garbage.

[@callumb-h7950]

The "bye" to moxy during spleef was the most gratifying BM moment in the entire video.

[@supasocola3576]

This comment is months old but if anyone is looking right now, the whole interaction with m0xy begins at 2:13:58, but he kills him at around 2:14:39

[@jmeahd1953]

@@supasocola3576 thanks!

[@LGNDPND]

Michaela//ColaCrazyGal I wished I looked at this earlier cuz I was eagle hawking the whole spleen thing I found the “bye” moment but thx 4 comment anyways

[@Nugcon]

Movie moment

[@delborne3384]

1:31:22 techno played skywars so much his hands are like "yo we know what's gonna happen so we just gonna automatically pearl for you, cool?"

[@celestetheking8776]

Ikr!?!? Mad respect for Techno's reflexes

[@envoxity9544]

I cant even pearl when I mean to... and then subconsciously is just out the window

[@redbool1115]

Make different keybinds it makes it easier

[@elinnun]

i saw jerome’ pov even him acknowledged technos fast reflexes techno is amazing

[@ag-dn1vl]

@@elinnun can you drop a link?

[@angrybook_]

2:18:17 techno says "relax it's minecraft" is a really calm voice is so funny for no reason

[@jessevanhook3521]

teaming with Techno brings out either the best or worst in people.

[@moomoo-rf4dm]

Jesse Van Hook carson week intensifies

[@iridescent_skies]

*moo moo* Yes now I feel less bad about my mind going straight to Carson. That week was not okay.

[@CBBrains]

What the hell is the Carson week and what happened??

[@iridescent_skies]

•-Pinky-• Minecraft Monday Week 5. He was teamed with CallMeCarson and Carson had this bit where he was just gonna grief Techno. It was fine at first but it got stale fast and the joke should have just been dropped for everyone’s sake. Eventually Techno left the call and started talking with other teams so that was cool but not everyone took to Carson’s attempt at humor. Some of Techno’s fans started going after Carson I believe and he even got death threats. Carson eventually just left, can’t remember if they ever talked or not afterwards. The game itself was cool as Techno did great for no teammate but what was going on initially with Carson and then in background with the fans just killed that week.

[@DaDerpyCarrot]

@@iridescent_skies Carson was supposedly fine. he explained it in one of his skywars videos after that stream. there was just some (a lot of) people who took it too seriously. Techno basically explained how, same thing you described, the joke went a bit too far, he went solo, Carson apparently also got bullied by xqc's stream but let's be honest we're not surprised. then he talked to carson afterwards cuz he heard what was happening. Carson was fine, there was just some people who got mad over a joke and took it too seriously. i get their frustration, but jeez death threaths? obviously a bit too far. "When ya got 50k people watching, *a few of them are gonna be serial killers* " -Technoblade

[@Audrey-nf8er]

Techno in calm monotone voice: *I'm so mad*

[@heathjake25]

Sound cannot express the anger of technoblade I’ll have you know. It dissipates in seconds.

[@brezzylectro9684]

LOL

[@justpixel5670]

1:20:18

[@Audrey-nf8er]

@Junghoon Lim sameee

[@lukasholsinger5377]

techno in the same voice: im not mad

[@three-bark1928]

Aphmau: **passes the 2nd checkpoint** Aphmau: I have achieved ultimate greatness, I will now transcend past this mortal plane

[@shurkeys419]

comedy

[@dfhbuin8546]

sailoriviaars very

[@georgiawoolley3204]

tournament starts at 13:08 if you want to skip pregame banter (some dudes were late) making the stream public now that it's processed and viewable in its entirety! looking into getting stronger internet soon even if I can't get fiber lol

[@jacobg5122]

@@georgiawoolley3204 Bruh did you just comment the video description

[@cyanitehd8004]

@@jacobg5122 lol its the pinned comment

[@IvoryMonsterXD]

Once and a while KZbin will start auto playing these while I'm sleeping. I want to thank KZbin for reminding me of him, and Techno for always giving me something good to wake up too in the morning.

[@Dud079]

me too

[@minnie9066]

Phil and Techno are the dream team! They had both good chemistry (with the amazing laughs/inner channel jokes) and teamwork. They beat the points record and Phil's potential was also unleashed this game, which actually made everything more interesting.

[@maybewellok]

is this the same as jschlatt with Techno too?

[@akillersandwich8360]

I think schlatt finished 8th or something when he teamed with techno

[@minnie9066]

@@maybewellok Phil and Techno did better points-wise (with phil able to reach 2nd on individuals), however, both teams (techno & jschlatt, techno & phil) had great chemistry.

[@williamdinh4765]

There also both hardcore gods

[@randomtheguy7655]

@@akillersandwich8360 *18

[@randomperson9390]

it's amazing how techno managed to miss all the obvious buttons but manages to see buttons a mile away that are also well hidden.

[@othniel466]

'hidden in plain sight' as they say

[@Anonymous4045]

Brother

[@froppy_frog3948]

You found other buttons? The only ones I saw were the ones techno saw...

[@marialindell9874]

He missed atleast one in the liberary. It was in such an obvious spot too!

[@LaricDuke]

That's one perk of having ADHD 👍🏻👍🏻

[@zelo6237]

Phil is so wholesome it's actually not awkward for a change

[@lnua_]

zelo I love him man, he will laugh so much sometimes that he'll have hiccups lol

[@UwU-xk5cx]

The only truly awkward one was the one with call me carson and when he left and techno joined other calls it stopped to be awkward

[@francis8402]

Luis castro 1234 nah The one with James Charles was kinda awkward tbh

[@lnua_]

de_heilige_kip well it's a really dark shade of blue, and I wasn't really sure of what else to have as my pfp so I went with this

[@gerbilpmc]

de_heilige_kip bruh minecraft chicken? Why lol

[@Nukeproof30]

"When a man dies The cancer dies. It is a draw. Technoblade never loses." Rest In Peace Techno. Condolences to all of those who knew and watched him. Just remember to take care of yourself.

[@xaviermaxime1319]

He can not win but never lose

[@zyadalharbi8738]

im trying to lie to my brain that he didnt die but u ruiend everything

[@hello_nice_to_meet_you555]

​@@zyadalharbi8738same...

[@Marsasaurus]

*women have left the chat*

[@badhawk2388]

@@Marsasauruswhat does this have to do with anything

[@rhysjones9771]

“techno vs the world” would actually be an amazing show. technoblade competes against professionals in things people usually perceive as easy

[@pudim4301]

farming potatoes

[@linusholdt3971]

Pudim oh god

[@Bee-in7xm]

It happened, you predicted the future!

[@ellaisannoying4168]

Well uh mcu happened

[@bees___]

Id watch it

[@meilin3222]

I love how 20k viewers during a stream was high for techno during mc Monday’s and now he just gets 150-200k on a chill stream and up to 800k on lore streams

[@HD-ko6ym]

It’s actual madness how big he boomed 😂

[@gdefuykjds]

He was getting 50-70k during mc monday.

[@millylovesyou]

20 viewers compared to twitch smh /j

[@theeyeofeyes]

Joining dream smp atleast gives you a x10 boost in viewers lmao (Avg) Techno 50k -> 300k Tommy 2k -> 250k Wilbur 2k -> 120k Phil 4k -> 50k Tubbo 1k -> 100k Quackity 4k -> 200k Karl 2k -> 150k Foolish 500 -> 16k List goes on

[@NJKAZ2015]

His trecord is 862k people Thats four times my city's population

[@rpbyrd2222]

These two work really well together, and it seems that they genuinely find each other funny

[@kianalvizo6407]

i agree

[@ellieberg633]

Technoblade and Philza absolutely dominated! Also, the banter between them was great. Little did they know just how close they would become.

[@mr.pitchblackflint8457]

Techno: You can't beat me. Bingo: I know, but he can. *Speed Parkour slams open door*

[@mikaelawashere2486]

I would like your comment but it’s 69 so I’m just gonna leave it alone

[@pivotkid908]

Same thing but 2% chance of clownfish

[@shadowflamelightburst4503]

This world was broken. Screaming for salvation. Into fire and blood and treachery, you were born… My majestic Blade. Immortal. Invincible. The Deathless came. Caressed the throats of weak humanity. To kill the Immortal is impossible, they said. But I, the Worker of Secrets, embraced a Deathless warlord and forge you. A weapon to slay the un-slayable. The warlord betrayed us. Stole you from me. I was entombed. Deep in his Vault of Tears. He was Ausar The Vile… Consumed by your infinite light, you burnt his very soul! Both of you, lifeless. Tearing you from Ausar’s corpse, The God King whispered. Sacrifice. And death has its day after day. A ritual slaughter… father and avenging sons. All doomed. Until at last… a warrior came with true and noble heart. He’d slay the mighty God King. Anoint you with immortal blood, so unleash your glory. The warrior was Siris. He unknowingly gave you life and foolishly gave us freedom. I am Father of the Deathless. Creator and Destroyer of all. And Siris is our enemy… He is Ausar reborn. Now my secret vengeance… The world shall know your name.

[@personpacman7439]

No, its *Speed Parkour: Destroy's Asgard*

[@Swifty710]

@@shadowflamelightburst4503 *ok*

[@arkenna]

these two are the perfect duo, ph1lza like dies at techno’s jokes too

[@lnua_]

Kenna Owen I hope they do more stuff, they have good chemistry

[@ExoticCreep]

Skeppy and technoblade is the dream duo smh

[@icofx9157]

[GD] SpacialD4sh yeah but,, phil and techno are pretty great too

[@notcatisa]

I preferred techno and schlatt but this one is a close second

[@whitewolffangoftheleaf7821]

mycatisabird definitely my favorite duo was shlatt and techno I wonder if anyone else will surpass that duo in jokes cause I was dying

[@snorrekjrgaardnielsen4281]

Isnt this like the only time techno didnt hard carry

[@aevetic9182]

in week one shot carried his own weight pretty well

[@OrkOfOhio]

Have you forgotten the PVP God, the Build Boy, the Dropper dude, Jshlatt?

[@GoodfriendGoodfriend]

@@anya4116 Yeah, Dan actually did really well and they were actually on their way to winning I think, until Dan lagged for no reason

[@toddhoward7649]

@@GoodfriendGoodfriend he got DDOSed

[@Sh1tjefferys]

@@OrkOfOhio don’t forget that he is the best button finder

[@ezrah3535]

i feel like a lot of people have a comfort youtube video and this is mine lol

[@thatproguy181]

so you are telling me im not sick cuz I watched this 10 times ?

[@ezrah3535]

@@thatproguy181 absolutely not, i watch this whenever there’s a rainy day :-]

[@Dazaigawd]

he will always be my comfort youtuber ❤

[@CH-en5wz]

this is the best team in existence. Phil gigglin' and carrying a good amount of weight, not being butthurt about Techno's comments and then Techno telling his jokes and vibing

[@Shining_16]

1.1k likes and 1 reply.

[@derekporter4647]

2 now

[@reubenhall6292]

3 now

[@thewelshtraingeek4895]

4 now

[@haydennharves]

5 now

[@bruhmoment1133]

For the rainbow speed parkour, imagine instead of glass it was ice. The video games cause violence percentage would go up to 99%.

[@ok-pv7fw]

@@anya4116 hey there important human With a sword

[@ok-pv7fw]

Wow 2 likes from an abandoned comment section Impresive if not that big number although

[@yourlocalbicronoverlord]

When it comes to pvp, Techno Pig is like a force of nature, his partners just get dragged along in his path of blood and death

[@nuui2hou]

blood for the blood god

[@tjneumann7828]

The funny thing is he’s not even tryharding here. If he was mcm would not exist, it would literally just be a forgone conclusion

[@theblegar1commenter765]

They kept nerfing technoblade when he isn't even tryharding. What would anyone do if techno decided "i'm going to tryhard"

[@tjneumann7828]

the blegar1 commenter lose

[@mastercat2965]

Technopig?

[@ssprdyllc_lurkn]

Missing Technoblade hours. Last year's New Year's Eve, that was when he hit 10 million with chat cheering along with him. At least we have the option of re-watching his old content where we can hear him having fun with his friends. Have fun on your vacation away from earth, Techno! o7

[@ssprdyllc_lurkn]

or, the the year before last year's new years eve lmao = 2021 last year's new year's eve would be 2022 since its 2023 now

[@jarbackk447]

I realized that this man uses his reflexes to unconsciously throw the ender pearl back onto the map in skywars ... True god

[@jarbackk447]

Kes Wong yes

[@fennylomena853]

especially that jerome invis armor clutch

[@lamp1585]

Kes Wong nah techno is so good he can beat up nerds in his sleep

[@Nugcon]

Skywars player instinct

[@navkd1854]

Timestamp?

[@persuedbyabear]

underappreciated Ph1lzA joke: "this is the worst sequel to Finding Nemo ever"

[@PlacidSine]

Elfie Phillips Long ikr lmao but i found this weeks bingo FAR more interesting than other weeks usually when bingo comes up i just pause the stream and do some other stuff then i come back after bingo is done but this week i stayed and i couldnt stop laughing Techno making jokes and phils amazing laugh Bajan and jerome killing people with lava Connor staring at techno while fishing it was great

[@originalcole2989]

Elfie Phillips Long I have the power of the 1K like

[@arnavgowda342]

“Is this how Shroud feels?”

[@aldenotis2781]

I was dying when someone said you missed stone and he turned around and was like “where is it”

[@shpookie3311]

Elfie Phillips Long someone else said finding Nemo in chat before him

[@ani9208]

techno killing xqc at the end and winning was like the good ending to a Disney movie

[@refthegeneric]

Then spifey and techno spar with fists

[@Nugcon]

Wait there's a bad ending?

[@vannoah]

@@Nugcon yeah the starwars is Disney

[@erkdemirozturkoglu9900]

Ani are you okay?

[@richapborne6870]

Erk Demir Özturkoğlu she got struck by a smooth criminal

[@iedskiller]

rewatching your old vids makes me feel like you never left fly high

[@The_poatto_farmer_6400]

yea imma do it so many times ontill i know the entire vidio

[@kenvein1234]

I've been rewatching his vids for like the past 3 days and I'm enjoying it so much that I forgot he's not with us anymore

[@qLewiss]

I hate how moxy and xqc both are so toxic to techno and insult him so much when techno is giving especially moxy mad respect and complimenting them

[@prime8262]

@@Ventro_Devientro what a random tought and had no connection to neither the comment nor video

[@prime8262]

@@Ventro_Devientro yeah but your talking about 2b2t that had no connection to the video

[@prime8262]

@@Ventro_Devientro and no i didnt watch false's stream

[@bul6457]

what the actual frick is this comment section

[@bul6457]

@@Ventro_Devientro no build battle :(

[@literallyjuststairs6765]

Techno is literally Saitama: -Underappreciated for skills -Percieved as a bad person -Bored because he's too OP -Wants to find a challenge -Has limitless power

[@youngveggies6558]

-Wants clout and isn't ashamed of it

[@zayhao]

-bald edit: ah. cancer

[@RealityRogue]

IM SO GLAD IM NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO THINKS THIS. Tbh it’s why I like techno blade so much. I’m a big fan of One Punch Man because of the unique situation of Saitama

[@adrienhades2121]

Exactly even dream couldn't

[@playwithmaulana]

@@zayhao yea a bald pig

[@kimdahae123]

I really just want a compilation of every time Techno goes “hE????”

[@icee_lemon5854]

That would be a REALLY long compilation

[@icee_lemon5854]

@ it’s just too good 😅

[@cultsnails]

*Michael Jackson has entered the chat*

[@misscornicat]

@@cultsnails hEh?

[@elizabethwilkinson7473]

Search up for one or I have to go throu every of his videos for you, which I’m to lazy to do

[@Totallysleepingrn]

Accidentally clicked this and now I’m gonna cry, rest in peace Blood for the blood god. Technoblade never dies

[@PlasJL]

oh my days its been a year now get over it

[@secretsecret9164]

very underrated moment techno: *starting sentence about how everyone assumes he's gonna own at skywars as though he knows the game just bc its called skywars* phil: *in the middle of assuming he knows this game bc its called skywars* techno: no thats the THING, everyone- wait i know this map. i have been here a million times.

[@donuts564]

1:23:45

[@TheGrimbler]

Also then proceeds to do said owning

[@marialindell9874]

@@TheGrimbler 70 likes

[@williambenton9042]

Another underrated moment: NS FW just became a member

[@aqualime109]

@@williambenton9042 lol I saw that as well

[@theeffortfighter]

Find the button and Bingo: *I am inevitable* Speed Parkour: I am *Unbeatable*

[@sambnjgrdsgaming]

xQC was literally 3 jumps away from beating it

[@Yuglooc]

Do you know what inevitable means?

[@DanyDanyeus]

Hunger games: And I am IRON MAN *SNAPS*

[@heathjake25]

Chat: technoblade neva diesssss

[@iranoutofnames6444]

*unbeatable* except for preston "rusty" playz *edit:* nvm wrong parkour

[@beenook6249]

POV: Your’e rewatching after these two formed an entire family with musician and an overly loud child

[@wowdogememe1541]

Yep

[@faithrobb-schwan434]

Nah just cause techno never uploads lmao

[@thanhhoang7335]

@@faithrobb-schwan434 the techno-content thirst is unrelenting

[@faithrobb-schwan434]

@@thanhhoang7335 yes it is

[@daws1620]

@@thanhhoang7335 like a certain shout *wink*

[@H4l0_]

Here I was, laughing at the video and then realizing, Techno was so funny to the point you would forget he’s up there, like, the humor he possessed to the point of saying that we should meme his death is just… He truly was a king…

[@momowilmes5809]

Everyone thinks Techno’s just scary, when in reality he’s a nerd making theme songs for his teammates

[@wolfiebear888]

@Rohan Gattineni bro what?

[@wolfiebear888]

@Rohan Gattineni he is

[@kuntalmondal672]

@@wolfiebear888 no u

[@jayedgar1384]

I mean. Gameplay wise. He’s a terrifying beast of pure skill. Person wise. He’s a sarcastic nerd who likes making songs

[@wolfiebear888]

@@kuntalmondal672 it’s not an insult tho he always calls us nerds and he is one as well. one of us lmao

[@c0niine]

The pure bloodlust in techno's voice when he's playing hunger games is always the funniest shit

[@CZORCH]

techno: checkpoint 11 "a6d passed checkpoint 1!"

[@sailor2732]

even better when you find out admin helped a6d. the poor guy

[@CZORCH]

@@sailor2732 indeed 😿

[@meowshroom3945]

Time Stamp?

[@sunsetskye483]

Poor guy

[@felinawell]

@@meowshroom3945 1:15:22

[@zephantom7110]

It’s been almost a year, and still this is one of my favorite videos on this entire platform. Blood for the blood god.

[@Jazzy-o7u]

Blood for the blood god

[@mod5278]

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!

[@flarie7853]

BLOOD for THE BLOOD GOD

[@shame2189]

"Everybody thinks since this game is called skywars i'm gonna be a god at it but that's not true" he says before vaporizing the competition.

[@revbigmoney]

He says whilst I'm watching his 1000th skywars video

[@PlacidSine]

Shame i mean he plays skywars and becomes a god for a year and then 2 years later he gets killed by vikk in full iron while techno has gold and leather pants and boots and nothing else, week 9 just seemed like the code was programmed to hate techno bad rng

[@nirjhar4803]

@@PlacidSine That's very untrue... many other players had even worse RNG.

[@RoboKing-ts8ix]

@@nirjhar4803 Nah nah obviously nottttttttt........Techno just a god so even bad rng can't hurt him lol

[@lr7674]

@@RoboKing-ts8ix using hypixel maps doesnt help either

[@mahnamejep9416]

Xqc:*badmouthing people for playing the game* Meanwhile Techno: I LOST THE STICKS WERE GONNA LOSE!

[@scoleger4704]

time stamp? i wanna see this this badly

[@alchemy7843]

@@scoleger4704 2:21:30

[@sukithdayaratne2572]

Dude this entire tournament, xqc and moxy were just flaming technoblade the entire time. And on technos stream he's telling the chat how good both xqc and moxy are. How can you be that salty at the blade

[@potato1888]

@@sukithdayaratne2572 ikr its kinda sad

[@objectivelylonely3606]

@@sukithdayaratne2572 it's XQC I don't think anyone is really surprised, his whole online persona is just being toxic af

[@tehsnoc6635]

Right when I saw skywars map i said "it's gonna be a massacre and it's gonna be good"

[@Sujiceel]

It was over when skywars was in the tourney

[@Xeno1vl]

maGoH Labramonte at this rate keem just wants techno to win again

[@1Kn2828]

I thought the dragon was gonna come in when he won, I was so confused

[@ducminhtran8608]

Bedwar next week

[@ultimatecrow6167]

Ahmed Zain i wanna like this comment but its at 420 likes

[@tubs.7575]

Sometimes i wish he was still here and everything was just a big joke, but its not and i still havent come to terms with it but i still try! Really miss you techno you made such a big difference in everyones lives.

[@crayzee_real]

m2 bro, m2...

[@bonanus2609]

Same.

[@Idkfxczk]

I love how TwitchH1ghSky1 is just being a fanboy in the chat

[@TheTrashMann1]

E

[@LGNDPND]

Insomniatypical I would 2 lol

[@ploofthesheep2887]

me

[@taspberry2854]

He is 13 he gotta be a fanboy lmao

[@rulerofnormies797]

How does being 13 mean you're a fanboy tho ?

[@paiberz573]

"why don't we just play the rest of the event on hypixel" Well it happen in week 13

[@CantComprehendShadows]

*14

[@someweeb335]

Yes

[@duckieduck8532]

POV: youre watching these streams a year later

[@user-du5qn2kj4v]

Yes

[@merticleg7302]

Yep

[@josiesphinaa]

Yes

[@mohammadn4207]

rewatching*

[@rachelzee6342]

yes

[@yeethan1094]

Technoblade is legitimately Minecraft One Punch Man.

[@aunihannani1212]

Facts

[@PowerSpirit50]

I didn't watch Bajan and Jerome THAT much as a child but I still have fond memories of them being fair and congratulating their opponents in mini games. It honestly helped shape my personality a bit.

[@julieghorayeb1647]

@@keswong4204 I

[@lilbeats7501]

Yeah I used to watch them a lot. Their both pretty chill dudes

[@claire_bea_r]

Yeah I feel that they were my childhood 😂 with the pack y’all remember that ??

[@jetastronomia8400]

I love that philza wasn't being carried by techno

[@-.killua.-8038]

Lol

[@jacobstrahan2722]

well phil did create minecraft...

[@nyx5236]

@@jacobstrahan2722 I mean his name IS Philza Minecraft

[@Dapperganker]

Lots of people still made it out like he was, but ye he held his own well.

[@ripenoodles9986]

i love that there are fellow people in this reply section who are watching this very recently myself included

[@themadhoffer5802]

I love that this vod is from like two years ago, and yet there's still so many comments that are like, a few months to a few days old. We really are deprived huh

[@GGW34]

Lol this is like the 3rd time I'm watching it

[@lilacpen8678]

We're so starved we'll watch his entire channel in the time it takes him to upload a new video.

[@fanalt6971]

Im desperate

[@Grexsome]

It’s a good video

[@Ronny-jx5bj]

T h e r e h a s n ‘ t b e e n c o n t e n t i n a m o n t h

[@Antyvak]

at 34:55 we can see some clown try to get personal with technoblade by calling him Dave. He must had felt dumb when we learned his real name was alex.

[@iambangleslick]

“I became good at the game to make them delete the game.” -*Technoblade 2019*

[@amconnor3855]

“I played the game to delete the game”

[@julianjpantoja4603]

Modern problems require modern solutions

[@petrolcarcya]

Timestamp?

[@equilibriajorvingia9705]

@@amconnor3855 "I used the game to make the game"

[@PlacidSine]

I used the *game* to destroy the *game*

[@brunomarsisgay6639]

53:38 after festival hearing "find the button" is kinda triggering

[@BTSARMY-vl5uh]

LMAO PLEASE

[@ivywang8218]

Ok but why can I relate to this😂

[@sqilz]

Everyone: wants techno nerfed MCM: puts the guy who survived for 5 years on hardcore mode with the pvp legend who had a 1400 winstreak on bedwars. Very cool

[@pichuplayz7335]

Yeah that's fair

[@dfhbuin8546]

Sqilz wdym this is totally balanced

[@aidang4615]

It was a 1400 win streak you simp.

[@pajmak5542]

1818*

[@aidang4615]

@@pajmak5542 1818 wasn't his my guy, he helped someone else get it. I'm glad I made this dude edit his comment to 1400 tho lmao

[@antiserenity666]

Here we are again, binge watching Techno's videos because I miss him. o7 man, the world really isn't the same without you in it.

[@near4698]

I’ve come back to this video uncountable times, but coming back to this video after hearing about his passing just isn’t the same Rest In Peace Technoblade

[@ev4471]

It hurts, but at least he's not suffering anymore. Fly high, blood god, fly high.

[@sophiawainscott7421]

This is how I think about it, he already beat Dream in a pvp battle so now the only logical decision is to beat god. I would like to imagine that he is winning.

[@GodzillaAngel562]

Good bye forever my friend technoblade may you reset in peace

[@collectivelykris]

It’s honestly been kinda nice to look back at everything he’s done.. It reminds all of us that he had a good life, and he was happy. Fly high, Alex.

[@ariblack1576]

yeah..

[@randomperson5935]

1:57:57 “they should put bounties on players”- technoblade My personal submission to the “all time worst aging quotes” competition

[@vivaciousmyosotis]

Lmao

[@arkokasemets]

techno: i dont have any arrows also techno: leaves every arrow in the chests

[@gourdfromspace]

i woke up to this video on autoplay. Even now, he haunts those trying to rest. RIP

[@Kiste_1515]

same...

[@Unknown-rj1sq]

“I can’t slow down that fast” TechnoQuote

[@zayaweight9579]

i’m glad someone else noticed that lol 😆

[@duckel9231]

that's what she said

[@chibuikemdimgba5789]

Edited for undisclosed purposes.

[@cdfest704]

WHY DOES THIS COMMENT UAVE A 30 SECOND COOLDOWN

[@arapadapa]

CD Fest 😂 LOL

[@favoritekidskinlem10]

Soup?soup s0up soup

[@middlemantheape5588]

I got you..."mmmmm i like your spaget"

[@KriticalHD69]

@@aidanusrey7653 omg what tf u commented on this cursed land

[@blitzwinger999wright6]

1:24:25 I can't get over how funny Ewok is. He just goes: "Hey xqc, can you yell louder so I can hear?" BRUH. EWOK IS LITERALLY DEAF.

[@angelas3876]

Oh dang, I didn't even notice this 'till now

[@Shining_16]

Oh my god that’s amazing

[@HD-ko6ym]

He is sassy af and I love it

[@CaseyShontz]

“yell harder” lmao

[@vale29mo]

Other mcm xqc said "are you deaf?" to someone else and Ewok replied "yes" lol

[@hazencringe]

Re-watching his old vods give me a sense of relief

[@danigaming_]

I like when techno says "I beat Minecraft with a steering wheel" "Phil died to a baby zombie" "We are hardcore Minecraft players"

[@StanislavSasin]

So this baby zombie thing started 2 years ago...

[@sungunner6244]

@@StanislavSasin Знаменитая смерть случилась весной 2019, и да, черт, это та еще thing :D Хотя смеющиеся смайлики не очень уместны, мда. Оно действительно душераздирающе. Если еще не, очень рекомендую видео "Legend of Philza", захватывающая история, и очень помогает с контекстом

[@justanothergamingyoutuber8179]

@@sungunner6244 bro the KZbin translate feature is so broken lmao. Also I loved the Legend of Philza too!

[@ChupaLmfao]

@@justanothergamingyoutuber8179 ikr broken!

[@onionedtz4952]

timestamp?

[@klimrex]

legend says, techno doesnt upload because hes still perfecting his philza song

[@elizabethwilkinson7473]

:0

[@melaniev9507]

What was the original name of the song that he took inspo from

[@klimrex]

@@melaniev9507 the bill nye intro haha

[@Calcifer111]

Was gonna like your comment but it’s at 420, couldn’t take that from you

[@klimrex]

@@Calcifer111 oh my god

[@coolkcroyale]

It’s nice being able to watch Techno play Minecraft Monday without having to explain how to play to his teammate.

[@Mr_Monkies123]

4 years later and techno still never ceases to make me laugh 😂😂😂 also rest in peace techno

[@yellowdicesam]

“We actually have a chance at winning for once” -Technoblade, multiple-time winner

[@maiwang2040]

Once and for all

[@Errogix_]

@@maiwang2040 he won our hearts

[@Mrs_TAlexander]

He did

[@timothyfryer3443]

Normal player: look there a person Techno: look there’s a kill, let’s get it

[@aidnndp]

Next up "Getting banned from Minecraft Monday with Skeppy"

[@PlacidSine]

AboveTheHeavens i wish they teamed week 1 because they would’ve destroyed but now theyll never be able to team ever which is sad because watching vids like skeppy v technoblade id LOVE to see 2 hours of this, we got a taste of it in week 5 tho

[@mysarla]

Alpaca• yea exactly.

[@MCminer-gr4hx]

wtf no minecraft monday this week....

[@mysarla]

MC bolcano ??

[@GizmekGalaxy]

MC bolcano There is but Skeppy is no longer participating.

[@IkeTheArchitect]

The fact that these videos still show up in my autoplay rotation is only beat out by how immediately emotional I get every time I hear his voice. What a real one.

[@milesmobley8172]

It hurts that he’s gone, but his old content still makes me smile

[@catelinbritt2420]

R.I.P techno may his soul find Heaven. "LEGENDS NEVER DIE" Keep his story going. We will never forget him.

[@Sownquot]

I cant watch his vids without my heart hurting

[@catelinbritt2420]

@@Sownquot None of us can. But we can not let sadness overwhelm us we can not loose ourselves.

[@nalaschanl]

@@catelinbritt2420 in the music & the moments Edit:this is an Eminem reference if you didn’t get it:)

[@ThatDocMain]

Tru

[@ZippyzzzReal]

I have rewatched every minecraft monday week (except for the carson week, i only watched that live and i'm afraid to rewatch it), and I have rewatched this week and the Jschlatt week more than 8 times. Those 2 are pure gold.

[@Higbo1710]

Weeks 6+10 are definitely two of the best. The week with Dantdm was good too it was just sad there were so many tech issues.

[@cloudoloud1285]

One on with JSchlatt had be in a stitch for ages lmao

[@barva9882]

Oh god, you have so much free time, lol

[@adelefurness4021]

Week 5 I always just skip past the part where he's talking with Carson, cuz he sounds like he's having a good time bouncing from call to call

[@BlankedOutSlate]

@@barva9882 This is nothing compared to watching 2 whole seasons of an anime in 1 day

[@qwq-jx1ec]

31:24 I love how lava was about to fall on him and he didnt panic at all. If that was me a would have ran the other direction

[@MasMaszu2]

Hes on the overworld, the lava is slow like a sloth meanwhile if you were on the nether...then it's real shit.

[@aevetic9182]

bro he took his time getting out the cobblestone

[@userK77920]

@@aevetic9182 lol

[@pannavanna075]

I would have screamed and almost pooped my pants

[@jaderush4141]

Lava: *G'DAY MY GOOD SIR* Monotone as sh!t, too busy with his cobblestone to pay any attention: Oh hello.