The way you say “fake guns don’t shoot, now do they?” Was beautiful
@mazzalnx4 жыл бұрын
The slap on the back nearly killed me. Such perfect delivery.
@Wolforce4 жыл бұрын
It was, indeed, perfect.
@swamppass4 жыл бұрын
It was very Flapjack-esque and I loved it
@joshuazhong25204 жыл бұрын
1:30
@zawsrdtygbhjimokpl69984 жыл бұрын
@@joshuazhong2520 thanks, for me and a few others, your time stamp saved a few seconds each, perhaps even 10
@bergonius4 жыл бұрын
I love how captain sound a bit offended when recruit dislikes the canvas camouflage. Brilliant!
@peterjalgalado22434 жыл бұрын
Yeah
@legokenobi11854 жыл бұрын
Yeah, he's like, "hey, I painted that by myself"
@unculturedswine55834 жыл бұрын
@@legokenobi1185 what can I say he loves branding
@amodgawade43234 жыл бұрын
Yaar it only look good from afar he says in a distruaght manner
@TheKathylamwy4 жыл бұрын
500th like nice
@aidanking68012 жыл бұрын
There should’ve been a “Monarch’s version” that is just the empire talking about all the downsides of being a pirate
@FirstnameLastname-kn5sw2 жыл бұрын
The Monarch is a pirate
@DawnfireGalinndan2 жыл бұрын
@@FirstnameLastname-kn5sw You know, you're not entirely wrong...
@JaysonVaughn2 жыл бұрын
@@FirstnameLastname-kn5sw bloody right!
@1stnamel4stname2 жыл бұрын
@@FirstnameLastname-kn5sw nice username bro
@KlaxontheImpailr2 жыл бұрын
I second the motion.
@yellobanana64564 жыл бұрын
"Fake guns don't shoot, nOw dO tHeY?" This guy is cheekier than a peach. He's awesome.
@stuck_around4 жыл бұрын
grey sounded a bit like flapjack there lol
@gangsta741104 жыл бұрын
" *boop* "
@speedybp59504 жыл бұрын
Time stamp: 1:30
@jamersbazuka80553 жыл бұрын
Cheekier than a booty?
@myusername36893 жыл бұрын
@@jamersbazuka8055 yes
@agentb424 жыл бұрын
How is Grey doing? Grey: *Posts 4 videos in 2 months* I guess he's doing pretty well
@TS-jm7jm4 жыл бұрын
arguably he's not feeling well
@karmaplant18014 жыл бұрын
Listening to Cortex like: How are you doing Grey? "I am actually doing GREAT!!!"
@MyLittleMagneton4 жыл бұрын
~ 2 proper videos
@sofuswurtz59514 жыл бұрын
Corona?
@oliverm12554 жыл бұрын
@@MyLittleMagneton Yeh this one din't have the quality of a CGPgrey video.
@mujdaameen46094 жыл бұрын
3:29 "That captain is a fool and probably cruel treating his men like mule while admiring a jewel the whole crew sick of his rule!" Captain: Dude, Uncool
@chicken86644 жыл бұрын
Oversimplified meme Imao
@sixsquare11774 жыл бұрын
Ahh a man of culture I see.
@danielbrawley41414 жыл бұрын
It's the holy words
@lukko61174 жыл бұрын
Top 10 comments ever
@spankyjr86634 жыл бұрын
Oversimplified and this channel are so similar and amazing!!! 😍😍😍
@jadenborowsky55843 жыл бұрын
The fact that the captain’s voice is muffled while he’s in the barrel at 0:45 is amazing
@generalkermit64213 жыл бұрын
yeah
@nerd_nato5642 жыл бұрын
I know it's either an editing trick or just his hand, but I'd like to imagine Grey just popping out of the barrel in whatever room he records these in.
@adamosman21424 жыл бұрын
"We don't want to torture, understand?" Grey would make a truly terrifying pirate.
@danielmoelders72904 жыл бұрын
I think quite the contrary. He doesn't want to fight and torture, but he will do it if needed. It's all branding. If you surrender everything is great, but if you fight you will regret it.
@notachannle4 жыл бұрын
@@danielmoelders7290 yeah, thats called terror
@luongmaihunggia4 жыл бұрын
Do ya fear death?
@jdotoz4 жыл бұрын
@@danielmoelders7290 Unless your enemy believes that you will be as cruel as you threaten to be, your threat will fail. That credibility has to be built somehow.
@adamosman21424 жыл бұрын
@@jdotoz someone has to be tortured, but you don't want to torture everyone. It's an optimisation problem.
@telodxpd4 жыл бұрын
This captain sounds like one of those villains you generally cheer for in movies.
@minorcomet2823 жыл бұрын
He seems happy, but he knows the dangers of Piratehood. Ironically, this is in-line with his motivation of "Branding". He seems happy, but this is an illusion. Only because he wants his "customers" to not fight.
@SamJD19763 жыл бұрын
Exactly
@Syllence3 жыл бұрын
Hades.
@minorcomet2823 жыл бұрын
@@Syllence hAIDS
@gregs12453 жыл бұрын
Branding
@PaulTheSkeptic4 жыл бұрын
"I scorn to do anyone a mischief..." This guy just raised the bar for national talk like a pirate day.
@Iacedrom543 жыл бұрын
It's (reportedly) a quote from an actual pirate! Black Sam Bellamy.
@PaulTheSkeptic3 жыл бұрын
@@Iacedrom54 Cool.
@danbrooks50602 жыл бұрын
@@Iacedrom54 wow! that line instantly stood out to me - i wondered if it was recorded in a primary source like Charles Johnson: _A General History of the Pyrates_
@bigmeek47054 жыл бұрын
The little "Yarr" of the captian defending his canvas gets me every time. Just like "Hey bro, that aint cool".
@eltonmateusnevesneves3 жыл бұрын
Yarr... uncool
@lekoman3 жыл бұрын
“Hey… I worked hard on that!”
@carrott363 жыл бұрын
Dude, Uncool
@Dextersauve112 жыл бұрын
Ain't not aint
@spunkyspaz2 жыл бұрын
"Boop".
@midievalcat77704 жыл бұрын
How to be a pirate Normal person: steal stuff from other ships Grey: B R A N D I N G
@gingerinajacket85194 жыл бұрын
I mean one of those, according to Grey, leads to the other in 4/5 scenarios. The weight those scenarios are in question, maybe you are confident that you can take on the pirates because you have more real guns, maybe you are looking at the first chance to jump ship to join the pirates. Maybe you are delusional enough to fight more often than surrender when you have a weaker crew.
@ahmedamine244 жыл бұрын
@@gingerinajacket8519 I wonder how many fake guns the pirates had.
@kingturboturtlednoc57224 жыл бұрын
@@ahmedamine24 probably a lot, after all the scarier they look the more likely enemies are to surrender, and enemies won't think they're fake since, why hide fake guns?
@deanspanos82104 жыл бұрын
I tried to sail the high seas....brought my BitTorrent, eye patch and 🦜 too. The Somalians did not take too kindly.
@yassinzakar4 жыл бұрын
Pirates wouldn't also be stupid to try to pick up a fight with military ship and etc. They probably used also the camouflage to check on the target ship.
@megaagentj22484 жыл бұрын
I love how the captain sounded genuinely sad when the cannon cover was criticised
@spooky41244 жыл бұрын
*sad yarr*
@Shadethewolfy3 жыл бұрын
WHY ARE YOU SPELLING IT WITH ONLY TWO NS?? Isn't it spelled "cannon"? "Canon" is like the type of music and lore pertaining to a story, isn't it??
@smartart68413 жыл бұрын
@@Shadethewolfy yup
@El_Hornio_II3 жыл бұрын
@@Shadethewolfy fuckin chill, I've seen Grammar Nazis but man you're the Grammar Gestapo
@danny_75053 жыл бұрын
True
@mogfoil4 жыл бұрын
Grey spent half his quarantine learning how to talk like a pirate. Edit: Haha, very funny, this aged poorly. Please stop spamming my notifs over it.
@vaclav_fejt4 жыл бұрын
by Mad Cap'n Tom
@flordelphinta4 жыл бұрын
and weeds
@Infer84 жыл бұрын
Yep
@RunaurufuOfficial4 жыл бұрын
yar!!!!
@r.k.fawkes73604 жыл бұрын
Y O U A R E A S P A C E S H I P M A T E Y
@devilsadvocate.3 жыл бұрын
I love how Jolly and slightly psychotic this captian character you've created is. He's so passively happy about the atrocities he has commited.
@abc-oq7dt4 жыл бұрын
"But fake guns don't shoot now, do they?" Is my favourite bit
@Mitaka.Kotsuka4 жыл бұрын
mine too
@speedy012474 жыл бұрын
I agree, the way he says it.
@jamesbaxter2224 жыл бұрын
Booty be licious
@tomassanz20034 жыл бұрын
Oh that’s not jolly That’s not jolly at all
@glowcloudwheatproducts4954 жыл бұрын
For some reason that part made me think of flapjack
@MemesnShet4 жыл бұрын
*CGP Greybeard*
@fancyfox36024 жыл бұрын
*YES*
@treycoors29774 жыл бұрын
The clear choice in these trying times
@namenamename3904 жыл бұрын
This is a comment deservant of the top position.
@non12634 жыл бұрын
If he knows the thu'um then count me in!
@FlamebladeCotWW4 жыл бұрын
*YES*
@poisontango4 жыл бұрын
I like imagining Grey pace back and forth in his home office, deliberating the most effective script, and rehearsing ways to perfectly articulate these lines over and over again, during quarantine.
@DozyBinsh4 жыл бұрын
Thunder crackles in the background.
@MartinFeatherstone4 жыл бұрын
Loving labouring over 'lliteration.
@OneFoxTwoFox4 жыл бұрын
He better be doing it in the right zone!!!!
4 жыл бұрын
You mean in "spaceship you"?
@yasminafarih36814 жыл бұрын
With rain and thunder sounds in the background
@suz51914 жыл бұрын
Grey's subtle voice acting in these videos is GOLDEN
@lseangaming41373 жыл бұрын
subtle?
@suz51913 жыл бұрын
@@lseangaming4137 I say subtle cause it's still very clearly his own voice, he's not really changing it all that much but he's adding just enough to give the different characters, well, character
@j.wberger34794 жыл бұрын
This is why I like Captain Edward Teach “Blackbeard”. He was such a master at marketing his brand and image he is still remembered today.
@EGRJ4 жыл бұрын
I just finished listening to the Our Fake History podcast episodes on him. He lasted two years.
@noahhorner2314 жыл бұрын
And yet we still remember him. Was he a highly successful pirate? No. Was he even a good pirate? Not really. Why is he remembered? BRANDING.
@alexanderrobins74974 жыл бұрын
It is like how I remember the pirate ship run by a couple women, one of whom was disguised as a man for awhile.
@hubertblastinoff90014 жыл бұрын
@@alexanderrobins7497 Wasn't there also once the case where a disguised woman tried to hit on another disguised woman?
@jiaqishao43574 жыл бұрын
J.W Berger I know right? He really showed the world his brand when he killed Edward Newgate.
@Milkra4 жыл бұрын
The captain slapping the guy on the back took up 99% of this episode’s animation budget
@karlwheeler90764 жыл бұрын
Sorry I don’t get it, could you please explain for some of us more dim witted folks?
@Wonders_of_Reality4 жыл бұрын
At which time point exactly?
@maximkovalkov13344 жыл бұрын
1:31
@BilliBeeDedeDawnJrIII4 жыл бұрын
@@karlwheeler9076 Its sarcasm, the arm is actually animated when normally everything is just pictures sliding around.
@mico61554 жыл бұрын
@@BilliBeeDedeDawnJrIII You need to look up what sarcasm means, because that has literally nothing to do with sarcasm. That's just a joke. Stop trying to label everything...
@ianr43434 жыл бұрын
It must have been extremely hard to not talk about tumbleweeds. He even went where tumbleweeds can't get to him.
@mickys80654 жыл бұрын
That's what they want you to think
@ricecake12284 жыл бұрын
Waterweeds!
@richtigmann14 жыл бұрын
SwimmingWeeds!
@nepunepu58944 жыл бұрын
@@richtigmann1 surfer tumble weeds
@zachcrawford54 жыл бұрын
Yet.
@grenademann40223 жыл бұрын
Interviewer: So why did you choose to be a pirate? Me: The captain called me his boy
@thraexgladiator3 жыл бұрын
*"M'Lad"*
@jonavanderpal2 жыл бұрын
I felt that.
@phantomwarrior29782 жыл бұрын
Old sport
@jin_cotl2 жыл бұрын
@@phantomwarrior2978 “so are you trying that out or is it a keeper?”
@its_deer4 жыл бұрын
"I'm gonna make a pirate video with lots of rhyme, to the top of the recommended list we shall climb" ~CGP Grey, probably
@AegixDrakan4 жыл бұрын
This needs more likes, for it to be so low is nothing but yikes!
@kingofsomething32504 жыл бұрын
"We're going to get 139K likes, or we're going to stick the haters's heads on pikes!" -CGP Grey, most likely.
@friedlemons52014 жыл бұрын
bruh I thought it was an allegory for socioeconomic ideologies or something....
@spidertiger5854 жыл бұрын
i be late but, "CGP" "CCP"
@gormauslander2 жыл бұрын
Gruntilda of the high seas
@AnimeFan-wd5pq4 жыл бұрын
CGP grey: talks about theft and slowly torturing people to death Also CGP grey: *BRANDING*
@blackjack76544 жыл бұрын
The only thing more sinister than a pirate is a marketer
@dwightwilliams58924 жыл бұрын
@@blackjack7654 "Marketeering!:
@VodShod4 жыл бұрын
@@blackjack7654 aye! all fear ye marketeer.
@ericc93214 жыл бұрын
National conversation: Talking about looting CGP: [pirate shanties intensify]
@j-dog77674 жыл бұрын
Jesus that’s a lot of likes in half an hour
@MinhTran-ss2my4 жыл бұрын
"Booty be licious" Never the same after realizing this truth.
@lapoco56784 жыл бұрын
Free booty
@trickytreyperfected14824 жыл бұрын
👅💦 'licious booty
@Botassiumm4 жыл бұрын
🍑👅
@snoopyguy214 жыл бұрын
Confirmed that Grey listens to Beyonce
@mjtman48894 жыл бұрын
The booty warrior
@sasirekha3193 жыл бұрын
"A court of the captain where his crew can complain." Followed by, "...corrodes a captain's confidence in command. Given the crew's critique of his conduct could conclude his career." Jeez the amount of alliteration and the fact that it is by design makes me want to draw a parallel between V from V for Vendetta and C from CGP Grey. Pretty impressive!!
@aspenpawarts93334 жыл бұрын
Grey doing a pirate voice is all I’ve ever wanted and more
@manopeace91754 жыл бұрын
Pirate CGP GPS voice when?
@anthonykwasigroh98194 жыл бұрын
“Boop”
@gaminggeckos43884 жыл бұрын
Not even doing a voice, just using pirate lingo in a normal, everyday voice, which is even funnier.
@fenhen4 жыл бұрын
*Grey
@sovietagent93034 жыл бұрын
Me too
@jeffersonfan3934 жыл бұрын
I’m stuck in an infinite loop between the captains version and quartermasters version help.
@regendthe___guy15074 жыл бұрын
Is this Requiem?
@aldar82404 жыл бұрын
@@regendthe___guy1507 wha-
@itsvhere43274 жыл бұрын
You got some company
@somebodyhere31604 жыл бұрын
You have brothers in arms and booty in hands
@sirflimflam4 жыл бұрын
This is the first time this has happened to me...
@amateraceon52024 жыл бұрын
“Booty be licious” - CGP Grey, 2020
@Edmonton-of2ec4 жыл бұрын
Probably
@bigbundle32234 жыл бұрын
He had so much fun with this script
@sweetsucculentcontentnectar4 жыл бұрын
@CGP Grey, this needs to be a shirt. Preferably a pirate shirt.
@birdeelikeaboss4 жыл бұрын
"Please present your booty" -CGP Grey, 2020
@maryneu5284 жыл бұрын
Yum
@beroulga3 жыл бұрын
"booty, be licious" is one of the greatest phrases I have ever heard. well played Grey and co.
@jasonzheng82574 жыл бұрын
3:11 Let’s just appreciate that “Boop” added by the Captain
@-JustHuman-4 жыл бұрын
Yeah, the "boop" part really made me smile, would join only for that.
@croquemaster3144 жыл бұрын
I fecking live for the boop
@The1nsomniacPotato4 жыл бұрын
I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE
@AimlessSavant4 жыл бұрын
"it be fer tha marketing!"
@DivalTheFroge4 жыл бұрын
'Boop' best part!
@kaipakta8174 жыл бұрын
This was the happiest guide to proper pillaging that I've ever seen. Dr. Seuss sure had a career change, didn't he?
@superfluous97264 жыл бұрын
"In the last and longest moments of your life.... *b0op* "
@folasade74334 жыл бұрын
That’s the best part,he was talking so dark and then b00p
@rshua4 жыл бұрын
...Sombra?
@Styx_Dragon4 жыл бұрын
@@sonza68 Same!
@matthewmacleod65064 жыл бұрын
@@rshua I think so.
@Texan.Insomniac4 жыл бұрын
3:12
@abasdarhon3 жыл бұрын
That entire alternate scenario with very dark and grim tones at 3:05 ending with an affectionate BOOP! kills me every time.
@10kanutt4 жыл бұрын
"We be holding a court; a court of the captain, whose crew can complain. Knowing this chance corrodes the Captains confidence in command, given the crew's critique of his conduct could conclude his career." The alliteration. It's TOO GOOD!
@sebastianjost4 жыл бұрын
That must have taken quite some time to come up with.
@mrmacman2u4 жыл бұрын
I read this as it played! Timing!
@alba21624 жыл бұрын
@@mrmacman2u same
@christopherstewart36504 жыл бұрын
Is wonder if two pirate ships both were flying false flags then they went close to each other then showed the jolly Roger and the crew just stared at each other
@mettatonsagent75413 жыл бұрын
“Well this is awkward”
@Jake-ch5cy3 жыл бұрын
Then a ship of the Empire comes by and now there’s a 3-way-stare
@lovell89833 жыл бұрын
@Félix Sánchez "HoW DO yOu dO fEllOw cOuNtRyMEn?"
@B2wasTaken3 жыл бұрын
@@avw5kt monster jam with boats
@samuelalphabet53603 жыл бұрын
@@avw5kt There's plenty of valuables to go around. Your goal as a pirate is to get away with theft with as little risk to yourself as possible. Think of it on a small scale. Instead of pirates, imagine they're two muggers. Do you really wanna get into a knife fight with someone just for their wallet? Or would you rather leave each other alone, and go mug somebody weak and defenseless, who will most likely just give you their wallet without a struggle.
@fernandesl4 жыл бұрын
The number of times the word "booty" was said here is way above the average of this channel
@Santti19894 жыл бұрын
Uh oh, the arbitrary gods of KZbin might see this as Grey impersonating himself again.
@kingturboturtlednoc57224 жыл бұрын
@@Santti1989 Don't you just hate it when you steal your own identity?
@DankstaTV4 жыл бұрын
if a pirate ye be, ye have booty in hand if talk about pirates ye do, ye have booty in mouth
@alenasenie69284 жыл бұрын
"I think there has been plenty of booty"
@MikeTotem4 жыл бұрын
There were 13 spoken "bootys" and 5 unspoken "bootys" :-)
@littleblueclovers3 жыл бұрын
CGP did a fantastic job playing a charming character. The captain was so fun to listen to (and a great contrast from the tired and book-smarter quartermaster)
@mousermind4 жыл бұрын
The protagonist never makes a decision, he just listens to each pirate over and over, forever.
@NathanPalmer4 жыл бұрын
He's really indecisive.
@therafmaster59584 жыл бұрын
Alarec Scarbrow I like to think he accepts
@Natalie-1014 жыл бұрын
That's what we're all doing lol
@acatwithafancyhat57824 жыл бұрын
N. P. Sound like moderates. They can’t decide
@sebastianjost4 жыл бұрын
Maybe he forgets these things really fast
@glumbortango71824 жыл бұрын
The boop. The boop is the best part of this. I will remember nothing else if not the boop. Thank you Græy, for the boop.
@BradyPostma4 жыл бұрын
3:16
@ribottostudio4 жыл бұрын
Boop gave me life
@Mryeo53544 жыл бұрын
(1:58)"please present your booty" was also pretty good imo
@caffeineaholic4 жыл бұрын
Boop!
@christianweibrecht65554 жыл бұрын
I'm surprised I'm a pirate than I transform into sombra while booping him
@was0234 жыл бұрын
Their branding was so effective that even today pirates are one of the most recognisable groups of people in history
@jdotoz4 жыл бұрын
And, outside the romanticized fictional past, the most hated. Piracy these days is considered a crime against all of civilization, and some nations claim the authority to prosecute any act of piracy on the high seas. Even back in the "golden age," being captured more or less meant hanging for the amusement of the locals.
@jdotoz4 жыл бұрын
@@yi8036 While the UK certainly had many, many capital crimes on the books, it seems that the death penalty wasn't actually carried out as often as that suggests. For example, from 1770-1830 only about 20% of the 35,000 death sentences handed down were actually executed. But even after significant capital punishment reform began in the 1830s, "piracy with violence" (which was written such that just about any forceful act of piracy could count) remained a capital offense. In fact, it was tied with treason as the last civilian capital offense in the UK to have its penalty reduced to life imprisonment.
@shg454 жыл бұрын
Shoutouts to the KZbin channels that uploads pirated compilations like "Family Guy Funny Moments" for the love of the show.
@chinmaymathur70004 жыл бұрын
These pirates are good though, they bring us movies which we missed to see in cinema for free!!
@TerribleInThOriginal4 жыл бұрын
@@jdotoz I think the question id like to ask is why so few of those death sentences were executed, because my guess runs a lot closer to "died in prison from bad conditions first" than anyone being released. And of course piracy is a crime against nations. Pirates were nationless. Privateers were mercinaries, controlable, but pirates were not. Not saying piracy was GOOD, but it's... A pretty understandable alternative when you look at the options sometimes.
@TheGachaDilby3 жыл бұрын
I just noticed when the captain says “It be all about branding” the quartermaster just look at him with this look that says “Are you sure about that?!”
@leia29682 жыл бұрын
Time stamp: 0:03
@bennemann4 жыл бұрын
Can we just take a moment to appreciate: "That captain is a fool, and probably cruel, treating his men like mule, feeding them gruel, while admiring a jewel, the whole crew sick of his rule." Timestamp 3:29.
@sleystad8724 жыл бұрын
Poetry.
@iau4 жыл бұрын
Also 3:52: "Knowing this chance Corrodes a Captain's Confidence in Command, given the Crew's Critique of his Conduct Could Conclude his Career."
@wanwinters99614 жыл бұрын
beautifully done
@theextreem4 жыл бұрын
Bars
@williamhartman54244 жыл бұрын
Sounds like something out of You Suck at Cooking
@adarshram44954 жыл бұрын
Why is he good at rhyming and alliteration Seriously, IT'S AMAZING
@ThomasNing4 жыл бұрын
many drafts, many edits, many scraps, many retakes.
@thomaskerr39324 жыл бұрын
yung grey
@t.b.m.57184 жыл бұрын
Branding even knows to leave out the word “scurvy”.
@emilyscloset26484 жыл бұрын
It's all marketing!
@elijahdage55234 жыл бұрын
That's well implied.
@Nilguiri4 жыл бұрын
and weevils.
@seigeengine4 жыл бұрын
Was scurvy particularly common among pirates? It really oughtn't have been, but stupidity is vast.
@VallenChaosValiant4 жыл бұрын
@@seigeengine Cure for scurvy was found for a long time, but then Europe invented Canning and had the stupid idea of canning lime juice, which destroys the Vitamin C. So suddenly lime juice doesn't work anymore and the sailors blamed the juice and stop drinking them.
@kingvideogames2 жыл бұрын
2:38 I like to think that the quartermaster was once another worker for the navy ship before defecting, based on what the Captain is saying lining up with what he's doing.
@cameraboimykul4 жыл бұрын
"Yar it need only look good from afar" He sounds so hurt
@Darthwgamer4 жыл бұрын
Basically girls in Instagram, Snapchat, Facebook and others.
@bananacat49454 жыл бұрын
Booty belicious
@mrjoe3324 жыл бұрын
He definitely painted it himself
@21owlgirl724 жыл бұрын
Id give the captain a good job
@dinamosflams3 жыл бұрын
He spent the whole night on that painting, a little consideration would be nice 🥺
@SlashBolt4 жыл бұрын
Grey: You don't want to be a dictator, it's a lot of responsibility. Also Grey: You totally want to be a pirate, it's easy and fun!
@maxlife4594 жыл бұрын
It can be argued that pirates are self-filtering: only people that want to be pirates are pirates. Those living under a dictator are not given such a filter; They may not be able to leave for any reason.
@elloo984 жыл бұрын
Through intense study of your coment I have concluded that Grey is in fact ancap as fuck.
@wppb504 жыл бұрын
@@maxlife459 That's the reason why... as unsatisfying as it is, it might be for the best when murderous dictators aren't fully prosecuted on the international stage. When a dictator is coming up against, let us say, the conclusion of his term of office, it might be best all around if he has the option to embezzle a modest but comfortable retirement fund and retire somewhere scenic in the French countryside. Some will always drag things out until they've done the full Mussolini, but an alternative to a short drop with a sudden stop gives an incentive not to drag out the violence into the "to the last bullet" stage of the fighting.
@Guztav13374 жыл бұрын
""easy""
@Kaiasky4 жыл бұрын
@@elloo98 I don't think so, if you listen to Hello Internet that seems pretty far from his position. And like, much of the point of this video is that private property (the Crown's ship being property of the Crown) comes from the ability to do violence to protect that property (killing mutineers). Most ancaps I've talked to have taken private property as a natural right, or as an intrinsically valuable property.
@ersetzbarescrewmitgliednr.70634 жыл бұрын
Listen to the voice of grey sounding like he's coming out of a barrel in sync with the animation 0:45 This dude is actually amazing xD
@TenPiesInATrenchcoat4 жыл бұрын
Als Ersetzbares Crewmitglied solltest du bei Anwesenheit von Piraten lieber etwas vorsichtig ^^
@Akedanai1004 жыл бұрын
Nice
@yuuri90644 жыл бұрын
Ooh, didn't notice!
@vasilivros41664 жыл бұрын
This is a pretty basic thing, seriously.
@haph20874 жыл бұрын
Vasilivros Yeah, but it’s that attention to detail that makes this channel great.
@Sewblon3 жыл бұрын
What I took from this and the quartermaster's edition is that the imperial and merchant ship crews do not own their ship's cargo. So they have no built in incentive to defend it. But the pirates get to keep the booty that they steal. So they have a built in incentive to go after it. But the pirates don't have many ports to go to for repairs or surgeons to go to when they get hurt. So they have a built in disincentive to actually fight for their plunder. So peaceful surrender is the dominant strategy, unless the empire and the investors impose pretty stiff penalties on people who surrender and/or great rewards on those who choose to fight the pirates. Rewards are costly. So penalties are going to be the dominant strategy for the empire "Defend my cargo or be hung once we get back to port." But private investors don't have the authority to issue criminal punishments. So you would expect them to give greater monetary incentives to fight, because all they can do if you surrender is fire you.
@Sewblon3 жыл бұрын
@@aeonreign6456 You mean when privateering becomes an option?
@Pepino8A4 жыл бұрын
First SpaceX Rocket with Humans lauches CGP Grey: Yarr
@K9nn9th4 жыл бұрын
Was juz watching that livestream on NASA then notification popped up XD
@drakeisacake4 жыл бұрын
And he is going to play splatoon instead if rocket
@keco1854 жыл бұрын
Both are ships. One of sea and one of space
@stephenbergthold54994 жыл бұрын
i thought that it got canceled
@euhenyo44434 жыл бұрын
Space Pirates!
@seanbrady22324 жыл бұрын
“Brands must mean something, that’s why we torture!” Cool, now do Amazon!
@finnaginfrost62974 жыл бұрын
*Cool, he did Amazon!
@FirstNameLastName-qt2hz4 жыл бұрын
O O F
@glenngriffon80324 жыл бұрын
Same thing, different icon.
@stm78104 жыл бұрын
"Brands must mean something, that’s why we torture!” -Every capitalist.
@RainaRamsay4 жыл бұрын
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@linkbro43744 жыл бұрын
Honestly, I thought this was going to be yet another "yo being a pirate sucked ass" video, but this was *way* better, thank you grey!
@copper5894 жыл бұрын
Wait for part two with the serious looking dude in glass on the dock
@Sorcerers_Apprentice4 жыл бұрын
He presents pillaging in the best way he understands it - as presenting opposing crew and captain with a series of binary choice calculations to inform their chances of fighting or surrender.
@user-nk8zx1yw8s4 жыл бұрын
Salmonella intensifies
@hlibushok2 жыл бұрын
"Knowing this Chance Corrodes a Captain's Confidence in Command, given the Crew's Critique oh his Conduct Could Conclude his Career." It's probably the best one of Grey.
@danielmccully7064 жыл бұрын
"But lose and you might beg for mercy in the last and longest moments of your life... BOOP" - CGP Grey 2020
@stewartpalbourne62254 жыл бұрын
BOOP
@GrueneVanilleWaffel4 жыл бұрын
boop (:
@mmmk16164 жыл бұрын
Boop-Oop-a-Doop!
@Jay994204 жыл бұрын
Ah, the overwatch trailer reference
@lfox024 жыл бұрын
" Cutting our cover, unfurling the flag, ditching the drag and sullying pantaloons. That's _branding_ " Grey's videos have insane rewatchability, it's just so brilliant.
@ChessedGamon4 жыл бұрын
So this is what Grey was doing when he wasn’t uploading.
@Zac_hartleyy4 жыл бұрын
ya
@vanguard6164 жыл бұрын
@@Zac_hartleyy Yarr*
@kovaxim4 жыл бұрын
I'm glad I got to see this as it set sail.
@bigmo6114 жыл бұрын
Yarp
@glumbortango71824 жыл бұрын
Boop
@loanwanning34413 жыл бұрын
That little boop at 3:16 really got me.
@whirvis4 жыл бұрын
CGP Grey sounds like he'd be a Dr. Seuss version of a pirate
@AFriendlyTheo4 жыл бұрын
If Grey were an author, I'd expect a style similar to Dr.Seuss, but much wiser, way more informative, and a lot more bloodlust
@Phoenix_The_HeroHater4 жыл бұрын
Lol
@cloud_and_proud4 жыл бұрын
Well, you see, he's doing this very niche and little-known style of writing called "poetry," and, little known fact: Dr. Seuss happened to also like writing in this obscure style.
@cloud_and_proud4 жыл бұрын
Jokes aside, do you actually think his style of poetry is similar to Dr. Seuss, or was he just the first poet to jump into your head?
@dilophosaurussk43334 жыл бұрын
In short: -Branding. -Grey spent way too much time learning to talk like a pirate. -When pirates attack, work with them, you have a decentish chance of living unharmed. -Pirates were not THAT evil, more like, 90% evil.
@FireUIVA4 жыл бұрын
lawful evil, its just good business to be consistently cruel
@pumpkinthighs4 жыл бұрын
@@FireUIVA arguably chaotic neutral if you REALLY stretch it
@Shadow_Witch4 жыл бұрын
@@pumpkinthighs Well, they want their booty nd they be doing anything to get it, they don't necessarily need to do it the evil way, maybe they don't even want to do it the bad way, but if they have to, they will. I'd argue they're chaotic neutral.
@pumpkinthighs4 жыл бұрын
@@Shadow_Witch Don't they also kill bad captains? I'd argue pirates are chaotic neutral too
@e_rock_31494 жыл бұрын
Just in case anyone with a still functioning moral compass is reading this, no, it is not "neutral" to torture innocent people to death for the sole motivation of personal gain (contrary to what the two commentors above seem to think). Piracy, torture, murder, and extortion are all *evil,* and if you agree, congratulations, you have at least the bare minimum amount of empathy towards other humans.
@Prizzlesticks4 жыл бұрын
I just need a shirt that says BRANDING with a pirate flag and rainbow, and beneath in tiny script, "boop!" Please.
@StrokeMahEgo4 жыл бұрын
@@TrashPanda5150 yea, but it's cooler if grey makes it official merch, that way you're supporting a creator you enjoy
@megans42114 жыл бұрын
+
@Bagimations4 жыл бұрын
I want. NOW
@ilikepie46854 жыл бұрын
I need this.
@Bagimations4 жыл бұрын
I do want. NOW. XD
@Taeban423 жыл бұрын
Day 247: I've been talking the captain and the quartermaster on loop. There is no time for sleep, and just barely enough time to scrounge the necessary sustenance to continue. I wonder if I'll ever escape this maddening loop.
@gladyspenaloza77223 жыл бұрын
F
@yeeboi32102 жыл бұрын
F
@jasonr89674 жыл бұрын
"The job of a sergeant isn't to make his soldiers fearless. It's to make them fear the sergeant more than the enemy."
@mickys80653 жыл бұрын
that doesnt sound very wise, cause then you end up deserting and joining the enemy because you fear them less
@jasonr89673 жыл бұрын
@@mickys8065 I'm sorry. Let me clarify. The soldiers should fear the wrath of the sergeant. That is to say, the soldiers should be more afraid of upsetting the sergeant than whatever the enemy can do to them. So, sergeant says take the hill, you take the hill no matter if there are mortars and bullets coming your way.
@WlatPziupp3 жыл бұрын
Ah, the purpose of a sergeant is to get fragged if they ever run into anyone with any sense
@justastaythatwillnotbename29903 жыл бұрын
I read that in his pirate accent
@dylangraham15033 жыл бұрын
That's exactly what Cesare did in new Vegas as having his feared legate behind his troops would make then run towards the enemy rather then back towards the feared legate.
@vonKraehe4 жыл бұрын
"And what does this red flag mean?" "Oh, we're signaling that this time we don't have to spend time on something as unimportant as survivors ... you know, for marketing purposes"
@Aereto4 жыл бұрын
Red Flag: No one's going to tell on us.
@dorkmax70734 жыл бұрын
@@Aereto Corpses can't snitch
@jdotoz4 жыл бұрын
That's a stupid thing to advertise. Sure, you might win the fight. Maybe it's even likely that you'll win the fight. But telling the enemy up front that you intend to kill them all guarantees a fight, and fighting means you might get hurt - perhaps even badly. Better by far to leave the enemy hope that an early surrender will save them.
@martijnbouman88744 жыл бұрын
@@jdotoz Doesn't the red flag mean you intend to kill everybody only if they not surrender?
@nnelg81394 жыл бұрын
@@jdotoz It might be good to scare the other ship into running away, useful if you think a ship might be too dangerous to be worth it yet don't want to sully your reputation by fleeing yourself.
@renatocorvaro69244 жыл бұрын
"No one would surrender to the Dread Pirate Wesley." The Princess Bride: teaching kids about the importance of branding via pirates for decades.
@Decius824 жыл бұрын
And forget surrendering to The Dread Pirate Cummerbund.
@maggiemakgill4 жыл бұрын
@@Decius82 or The Dread Pirate Ryan and the future Dread Pirate Indigo.
@1.41424 жыл бұрын
the dread pirate boop
@lcc97694 жыл бұрын
Movie is still a classic
@NoNameAtAll24 жыл бұрын
Shut up Wesley!
@nickkytesla5897 Жыл бұрын
And now im playing Sid Meiers: Pirates! with this on lol 😂
@durdleduc85204 жыл бұрын
this blend between Pirate Talk and Grey Talk is really messing with me
@-dennis37554 жыл бұрын
@Beta it's Greyt*
@sabrinagibby41674 жыл бұрын
+
@sammin1014 жыл бұрын
I kept thinking he’d stop doing the pirate voice, but alas no
@francozan4 жыл бұрын
As a non native english speaker, this was really difficult to understand
@Devalation4 жыл бұрын
It comes more naturally than any of us expected
@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache4 жыл бұрын
"We want free booty. When we ask for booty, booty to be granted, and bounce." When an animator is better than most rappers of 2020.
@attackofthejiggli4 жыл бұрын
Caught you again, lol
@visibleconfusion7824 жыл бұрын
Animator? Seeing Grey’s progress through the years has been amazing. I can’t believe he’s a legit animator now. Makes the long hiatuses worth it.
@HelloLillyTV4 жыл бұрын
@@visibleconfusion782 I think he hires people now to illustrate and animate. Grey is mostly the scriptwriter and director
@ourladypeace34 жыл бұрын
HelloLillyTV There are only two people credited for helping with the video, an editor and a music producer.
@JoneseyBanana4 жыл бұрын
@@ourladypeace3 There is, nevertheless, an animator. He talks about it a lot on one of his podcasts.
@WrathOfMega4 жыл бұрын
"I'd like to talk to that guy before I decide..." I smell another video coming.
@batterylevellow54734 жыл бұрын
Maybe thats why this video is so hard to dissect. Maybe its about getting jobs and how people try to make you join? I think you're right about the 2nd video thing for sure.
@hinkles734 жыл бұрын
If you're Grey and you read the comment above this and this reply, I want to tell you you could use the open ending to set up a Director's Commentary or something.
@kimerlioliver40874 жыл бұрын
He had better.
@warboy99414 жыл бұрын
Probably about the bad side of pirate life
@yeongcherry4 жыл бұрын
or maybe the story of the very first pirate and how he influence others to become a pirate.
@iexpectedthespanishinquisi16573 жыл бұрын
3:11 and if you lose you will beg for mercy for the last and longest moments of your life. BOOP! I loved that line
@PeterSiasoyco4 жыл бұрын
pirate: Pls present yer booty Me: well then...
@junkyardjoe14194 жыл бұрын
Update your sub count.
@cking48694 жыл бұрын
Since you have no videos, your banner is pointless and I love it
@IAmTheAce54 жыл бұрын
[full moon]
@knightofsvea6044 жыл бұрын
"Genghis My Khan, Why do you put Up a White tent outside the enemy city?" Genghis: "BRANDING! ... BOOP!"
@signorferrari89394 жыл бұрын
Yup you had 3 days to surrender. Or city go boop
@MrAlexkyra4 жыл бұрын
Genghis Khan: 'Now we don't want to annihalate your city, you understand? But the Mongol brand must mean something'
@joimumu4 жыл бұрын
Alex Kyriacou They did keep their promises the good, the bad and the ugly
@hellatze4 жыл бұрын
Unless its khwerzim empire. Almost all people died in that war. There is a city surrendering, ended up in a rubble with mountain of corpse.
@hereisyoursign67504 жыл бұрын
@@hellatze Timurids came a few hundred years later and did the same thing, probably the worst place to live between the 1000's through 1500's
@DoneFinEnd4 жыл бұрын
Can we all just agree. Hearing Grey say "Boop!" was amazing.
@gokbay30574 жыл бұрын
That's Captain Grey to you
@Blak2blue4 жыл бұрын
So Great! 🤣
@jovesun83032 жыл бұрын
The pirate captain method of 'rules' Grey mentions were most often used by a pirate named Edward Low who was notorious for savagely torturing his victims, sometimes for fun, and was considered one of the most bloodthirsty pirates of the Golden Age of Piracy. Each pirate crew drew up their own version of the rules amongst thenselves before setting sail, but a lot of the 'rules' were very similar in general.
@raffriff424 жыл бұрын
"I'd like to talk to that guy before I decide." He'd like to talk to /the accountant/ about salary & benefits before he decides. What's the healthcare plan? Can he keep his doctor? Stuff like that.
@JeremyLevi4 жыл бұрын
Not *that* far from the truth, although with pirates the main "benefit" was more about a pension for your widow if/when the worst should happen.
@richtigmann14 жыл бұрын
but the pirate life is also terrible. teeth falling out and sleeping in a crowded deck every day.
@dragonboyjgh4 жыл бұрын
You can't keep your doctor, but don't worry we have one on staff because our chef pulls double duty.
@ValdVincent4 жыл бұрын
@@richtigmann1 That was true for all sailors, but hay, you get a barrel of beer, a share of the loot, maybe some grog, definitely some mugo, and hard tack. Plus they'll likely have a priest, maybe a choir (some cases did), and you can maybe retire in america, or south america, or africa. (Depends the time you were around in)
@zachcrawford54 жыл бұрын
I think you would be pleasantly suprised.
@lincken58854 жыл бұрын
And at the end card he looks up and sees.. “Grey Tries to Play Splatoon 2”
@CBG232x54 жыл бұрын
“Branding is image not reality” is low key one of my favorite quotes from this video.
@housellama2 жыл бұрын
It only has to work long enough to get the sale.
@fazdoll3 жыл бұрын
3:37 in that cross-section of the ship, the ship is tilted, but the hanging chandelier over the Empire Captain's table is mostly straight. Of course, it's hanging from a chain and responds to gravity.
@dododododododo-a-do-a2514 жыл бұрын
Pirates in fiction: Argh, laddies! We will fight for glory and treasure, and fight to our dying breath for our brotherhood! Pirates in reality: * *psychological warfare* *
@Aldowyn4 жыл бұрын
You play AC4? Blackbeard was all about this Well, until he got pissed off, but that didn't end well for him
@Rayan-bj8wn4 жыл бұрын
Oh lad, don't ya mean brandin'
@maxmichalik49384 жыл бұрын
@@Aldowyn What's AC4?
@A76noname4 жыл бұрын
@Max Michalik Assassin's Creed 4
@JewTube0014 жыл бұрын
in reality that's the fiction the pirates themselves cultivated.
@DasGanon4 жыл бұрын
"that guy" is probably the Quartermaster and what most people don't realize is that outside of combat on Pirate Ships, he's got as much authority as the captain. He's basically in charge of logistics and probably in charge of Pirate Health Insurance.
@TheRabbitPoet4 жыл бұрын
Also, he's the one counting and dividing the booty. If there's anything more dangerous than a guy with a gun, it's the guy paying for each bullet
@kieran102024 жыл бұрын
Pirate health insurance be the barber surgeon and the hacksaw
@rachelise114 жыл бұрын
Yup, the branding works: "Once word leaks out that a pirate has gone soft, people begin to disobey you, and then it's nothing but work, work, work, all the time." And... "No one would surrender to the Dread Pirate Westley."
@ahmedamine244 жыл бұрын
They would if they knew what a badass he be. Also, "to the pain" was excellent pirate tactics.
@kamathonxander13 жыл бұрын
"[...] Knowing this chance corrodes a captain's confidence in command given the crew's critique of his conduct could conclude his career." What a masterpiece of a sentence :D
@AngPur4 жыл бұрын
Many sailors in the golden age of sail were empressed, or basically a foreign sailor (either national or commercial) captured and used as slave labor. When given the opportunity they became pirates quite readily to gain some freedom back. That's what a jolly roger was. Despite the deathly look of it, the general purpose was "we are providing quarter" along with the threat. Meaning you might become merely a pirate hostage or even join their crew. If you REALLY upset a pirate crew, they'd fly a solid crimson red "no quarter offered" flag, meaning they were declaring full intention to murder every last one of you. That was exceedingly rare. As pirates were sailors, their concept of 'booty' was not just gold and treasure. Often they sought supplies of rations and medicine. Plunder also had to cover their day to day life.
@outdateduser70364 жыл бұрын
Source?
@Holysnowboard4 жыл бұрын
Victor S literally all of this is googleable or readable in any book on pirates.
@eldorados_lost_searcher4 жыл бұрын
He's not kidding about strange "booty." Captain Benjamin Hornigold once captured a prize simply to steal the crew's hats. Because, according to one version, Hornigold's crew had become rambunctious the night before and all threw their own hats into the drink. Another version says that Hornigold did it just to prove that he could.
@outdateduser70364 жыл бұрын
Zidzan that's not the point. I don't carry the burden of proof. Unless that guy is a pirate, there should be a source
@joeyknight82724 жыл бұрын
@@outdateduser7036 but benefit of the doubt there is nothing to profit from the lie
@slurpx5244 жыл бұрын
In this video we learned about: -the history of pirate deception -how to properly brand yourself -the importance of symbols -how to rhyme "-ool" over 5 times *mastahpiece*
@derekw1044 жыл бұрын
BDG already taught us how to brand ourselves
@mervinhocsonart19214 жыл бұрын
Also how to effectively say "booty" as many times as possible. ;)
"Lose and you might beg for mercy and the last and longest moments of your life... *boop* " Grey you absolut genius
@wassapM82 жыл бұрын
I like how the Quartermaster leaves a longer explanation because he knows pirating a lot better than the captain himself.
@CyberKirby4 жыл бұрын
Why is Pirate Grey such a fun guy? I want to get a beer with Pirate Grey.
@CheatTerra4 жыл бұрын
*Boop!*
@namewarvergeben4 жыл бұрын
Grog with Grey!
@jamesw52684 жыл бұрын
Pirate Grey is *VERY* good at branding
@MarshallTheArtist4 жыл бұрын
Rum with Grey.
@antonisking26964 жыл бұрын
I want to get a beer with Grey Grey
@gluesniffingdude4 жыл бұрын
"You've got to be the worst pirate I've ever heard of." "Yarr, but ye heard of me through BRANDING."
@kennylau96774 жыл бұрын
Pirate: Please present your booty. Captain: *sighs at being hit on* This guy is the worst.
@weakspirit_4 жыл бұрын
@TheSpikeDevice_Omlet but if ye fight and if ye lose, we will -struggle snuggle- the captain while others watch.
@TheGroundedCoffee3 жыл бұрын
Man CGP Grey has such an awesome way with words. Every sentence or block of sentences is so carefully arranged that it takes quite some views to uncover them all.
@1KosovoJeSrbija14 жыл бұрын
he even added ballasts in his cross sections, now that's dedication.
@ashgreninja75214 жыл бұрын
I don't speak naval language. Please explain
@ThomasNing4 жыл бұрын
@@ashgreninja7521 I believe he's referring to the rocks at 0:32, they're weight to keep the ship bottom-heavy and stable I believe.
@thomasvlaskampiii68504 жыл бұрын
@@ThomasNing You would be right. It also helps keep the ship lower in the water as hollow wooden things tend to float and thus become top heavy and tip over. Bad day for ship builders
@TheOtherKT4 жыл бұрын
@@thomasvlaskampiii6850 That makes me wonder, do they ever have to adjust how much weight is down there based on how much cargo the ship's holding at a given moment?
@gokbay30574 жыл бұрын
@@TheOtherKT ballast is in general adjustable
@shrimplysuperior4 жыл бұрын
The fake guns just feels like a massive mind-game. I can imagine a pirate ship getting blown to smithereens by falsely believing guns to be fake, or a pirate ship revealing an entire row of guns that turn out to be fake.
@Zach-mw5so4 жыл бұрын
Chances are that merchant ships pretended to have more guns than they actually had. With so many merchant ships in a nation’s fleet, it would’ve been extremely expensive and counterproductive to outfit each of them with 30-40 guns each. Naval ships on the other hand, could look like vulnerable fat merchant ships, and with a trained crew, blast away at the pirate ship.
@Pwn3dbyth3n00b4 жыл бұрын
CGP grey has put out more videos this year so far than he did in 2017-2019
@Backinblackbunny0094 жыл бұрын
Plus one to the pandemic keeping him home and busy
@sam08g164 жыл бұрын
Must be a trap, keep yer eyes open
@sickerpuppies4 жыл бұрын
All hail patreon :)
@KjeldSchmidt4 жыл бұрын
Is that true? That can't be true, can it...? (maybe counting gaming...?)
@Pacster152 жыл бұрын
"If ye fight and if ye lose, we will torture crewmen to death while others watch." I love how he just casually shifts to murderous in one second.
@thiccnicc36574 жыл бұрын
Alternate Title: CGP Grey flexes his alliteration and rhyming skills
@thewrongonion4 жыл бұрын
didn’t even realize... now it’s bothering the hell out of me
@steelfan814 жыл бұрын
CGP Grey celebrates sea of thieves on steam, perhaps?
@anotherfacelessuser4 жыл бұрын
Seriously. "A court of the captain where his crew can complain. Knowing this chance corrodes a captain's confidence in command, given the crew's critique of his conduct could conclude his career." That's 30 words, 50% alliterated. Impressive.
@AndyZach4 жыл бұрын
He's preparing for his rap career.
@wediscoit19894 жыл бұрын
@@AndyZach didn't he make a rap song once?
@chgeri22324 жыл бұрын
I still have no idea what this guy's channel is actually about
@DaMu244 жыл бұрын
Everything you want to know but didn't know you wanted to know.
@timothymonk13564 жыл бұрын
@@DaMu24 Few channels better scratch that itch for profound novelty
@Cryothia4 жыл бұрын
Yes
@TreyGamr584 жыл бұрын
The best random edutainment on the platform
@HebrewsElevenTwentyFive4 жыл бұрын
It be providing proof pertaining to Epstein's predicament.
@GibusWearingMann4 жыл бұрын
"Booty be licious." - CGP Grey, serious educational youtuber
@DutchBlackMantha4 жыл бұрын
2:03-2:20 Pay attention to the music. You probably didn't notice the first time you watched it, but touches like that really help with the atmosphere.