Slaying a dragon in fantasy: swords and arrows. Slaying a dragon in reality: intercontinental ballistic missile.
@EpicGamer-mm2ug5 сағат бұрын
8.2k likes and no comments wtf 😭
@grfrjiglstan6 жыл бұрын
"The best time to plant a tree was twenty years ago. The second-best time is now." -An old Chinese proverb
@YHWHsam5 жыл бұрын
that's profound and amusing at the same time.
@adestimare59855 жыл бұрын
We have that saying Germany, so...
@KillerHatDude5 жыл бұрын
Bruh thats reddit
@iakinose5 жыл бұрын
It's actually "the best time to delete this tweet was after you made it, the second best time is now.
@Alexa-hh8so5 жыл бұрын
instagram status
@jeremykiahsobyk1025 жыл бұрын
The dragon wondered for a moment why the bright light in the sky was getting bigger and brighter. Then it hit him.
@jesto_91125 жыл бұрын
No
@verigold5 жыл бұрын
Yes
@wifibell5 жыл бұрын
Maybe
@puckmanstudios21725 жыл бұрын
Probably
@waffles62805 жыл бұрын
likely
@_fire_fox_1152 Жыл бұрын
From the projects beginning to its completion, 43,830,000 souls were consumed by the dragon.
@braydenstdenis6714 Жыл бұрын
A mid evil kingdom can totally keep up with that
@alburito0 Жыл бұрын
Nope
@_fire_fox_1152 Жыл бұрын
That's not even including how many it would have eaten before the project began, given the context in the story I don't think we may ever know.
@thecourtjester1931 Жыл бұрын
This is big brain time
@technoai-01 Жыл бұрын
He also said that the dragons hunger grew as he became larger
@Mhochul4 жыл бұрын
"Many jobs would be lost if the dragon were slaughtered" Hits a little too close to reality
@davidtucker94984 жыл бұрын
Notice how they don't talk about the world without the dragon. The next sentence could be, "and then the economic collapse caused by the project and the death of the dragon, coupled with an influx of old people, caused the nation to descend into utter chaos for the next century, and killing far more people in that time than the dragon ever would have." Actions have consequences. Killing the dragon is good. What is the cost?
@gamerzer08354 жыл бұрын
Your missing the point david
@uzairm38164 жыл бұрын
@@davidtucker9498 depends on the situation. Its a balance between the thing and economic consequences
@davidtucker94984 жыл бұрын
@@uzairm3816 Exactly.
@Myrus_MBG4 жыл бұрын
David Tucker Camps are more about indoctrination and forced labor, extremely few are purposefully killed, but I get your point and agree with it; we need to prepare for the consequences of immortality and it’s not wise to do it if we can’t suffer the consequences. The point of the video though is that death shouldn’t be viewed as part of the “natural process” of life, it should be abolished and the work around for things like over-population should be worked out. I personally think the video is fine in ignoring this, but that’s up for debate.
@iainballas3 жыл бұрын
The only thing that I'm miffed you left out of this story, likely for brevity, was this: "Sometimes the dragon would devour these unfortunate souls upon arrival; sometimes again it would lock them up in the mountain where they would wither away for months or years before eventually being consumed." The dragon doesn't just kill us. It tortures us.
@Likeusb13 жыл бұрын
Ah so like a disease
@zarek93403 жыл бұрын
@@Likeusb1 i think the dragon is supposed to represent disease, yes
@thetalantonx3 жыл бұрын
@@Likeusb1 The dragon is aging and human senescence, humans getting older and eventually dying.
@iainballas3 жыл бұрын
@@thetalantonx It is pure evil. Harm without necessary cause is evil. The dragon is harm,. without cause.
@jgray18313 жыл бұрын
@@iainballas it’s insatiable hunger
@ShyBug424 жыл бұрын
If this were real we all know there would be a group of people who would just go to the dragon and snitch
@NineSun0014 жыл бұрын
There would most definatly be a religios group praising that fucking dragon and sabotaging the mislle project.
@apersonok54914 жыл бұрын
@@NineSun001 and if i see a dragon i would shit my pants
@apersonok54914 жыл бұрын
@Samuel Bateman no
@apersonok54914 жыл бұрын
@@Titan-br7ld ik we worship too be saved regardless of religion
@durablewatermark4 жыл бұрын
And get eaten in the process. The dragon is also probably too fat to do anything.
@Smiguli642 жыл бұрын
Now imagine if the dragon got back up in the end and was actually a two phase boss fight.
@mariustan92752 жыл бұрын
backup missile
@Abram-Delgado2 жыл бұрын
Decoy snail
@beanbrain61622 жыл бұрын
@@Abram-Delgado XD
@isaacm79342 жыл бұрын
So fatalis
@yoannbelleville77632 жыл бұрын
The dragon: "This isn't even my final form"!
@SamwichYT4 жыл бұрын
It’s insane how much emotion can be conveyed through just good writing alone.
@jannikheidemann38054 жыл бұрын
Affirmative. I realy enjoyed how well this is written.
@Hu-nf1hv3 жыл бұрын
His voice also play quite the role in this
@thestickmanchannel85893 жыл бұрын
100% really felt this one and the animations help aswell
@Kinslade3 жыл бұрын
I come to rewatch this every once in a while, and it hits right in the feelings every time.
@Rustie30003 жыл бұрын
indeed, at the end I had tears in my eyes
@SQUIRRELSONASTICK3 жыл бұрын
Now I want a city building game where the objective is to feed an ever growing dragon. Every year it eats a few more people, growing exponentially alongside the size of your city as you unlock new tech.
@lewismartin34302 жыл бұрын
here be dragons in stelllaris is this but on a galactic scale
@SMT-ks8yp2 жыл бұрын
...but your ability to produce "spare" population does not grow exponentially as resources (free land on the map, at least) are finite, so build the missile in time or everything would collapse. On the other hand, super-expensive endgame device also means a risk to not provide enough food for the dragon and wake it up. Now this really sounds like a game.
@mariustan92752 жыл бұрын
@@SMT-ks8yp Yeah, so you have resources being sapped, so you need to make a rocket in time.
@ShatabdaRoy1152 жыл бұрын
As a game dev… I WOULDN’T RECOMMEND IT
@SQUIRRELSONASTICK2 жыл бұрын
@@ShatabdaRoy115, could you explain why?
@THExRISER3 жыл бұрын
10:17 I just realized that not even the queen survived the dragon, this really shows that the king shares his people's pain.
@Morningstar_372 жыл бұрын
and it also shows that everyone had an equal risk of getting chosen, not just the common people but also nobles
@2345mat2 жыл бұрын
@@Morningstar_37 The King or ruling monarch would probably be exempt
@hsgame40882 жыл бұрын
@@2345mat The dragon represents death. So no...no one is exempt
@2345mat2 жыл бұрын
@@hsgame4088 Queen Elizabeth. Edit: Rest in Peace HM the queen. 🇬🇧
@hsgame40882 жыл бұрын
@@2345mat Well...yes that is the only exemption you are correct. Though Im not sure if we can consider her human.
@sharpfang2 жыл бұрын
In reality, the megacorporation responsible for feeding the dragon would sabotage the project.
@alexcat66852 жыл бұрын
Humanity is it's worst enemy. And it's Greatest ally.
@alexcisneros29802 жыл бұрын
You do realize the dragon eats everyone right? Stop your cynical BS. I know many corpo greedy cynical jerks who love their families. They too would have had their daughters and sons eaten by the dragon. Nobody was exempt. Everyone needs each other.
@SeaSerpentLevi2 жыл бұрын
@@alexcisneros2980 after all they would be a minority of people with great influence, and just in fiction that sort of people would just accept to go trough the same hardships as everyone else with less influence/power.
@AliceTheSpider Жыл бұрын
@@alexcat6685 it's not hmanity, when most responsible is the few that has power through corrupted system that they convinced people it's better than alternatives when in reality it's for their own profit and nothing else
@NealonHD Жыл бұрын
If the dragon is death and medicine is a way to, until we find the final solution, prolong life, we are already feeding people to the dragon earlier than required by not providing the medicine we have to those who need it and not researching medicine which might save live but is to cost effective to research.
@lifeisboss70974 жыл бұрын
The least accurate thing about this fable is that a scientist predicted how long their project would take
@shichengrao53144 жыл бұрын
Actually, not really. They predicted with an uncertainty of 2.5 years. And the extra funding thing just blew the whole estimate out of the water.
@lifeisboss70974 жыл бұрын
@@shichengrao5314 The scientist said, X-Y years, but with more funding it might be possible in 12 years. It took 12 years. I am using the 2nd estimate as they got more funds
@kitkat47chrysalis954 жыл бұрын
@@lifeisboss7097 while i agree for sake of accuracy they really should have missed their estimate, for tge sake of storytelling and forshadowing i think it should be the way that it is, keeping it simple so that starting sooner rather than sciencing more effectively is the moral of the story
@9nikola4 жыл бұрын
A real scientist should be able to accurately predict approximately how long a project should take. Most of the times we get to hear about their predictions, however, it is often exaggerated or misunderstood by journalists, public speakers and others. This is shown accurately in the video, as the scientists said they might be able to do it in 12 years with proper funding (then everyone began funding it and supporting it), while the king said they'd do it in 10 years.
@lifeisboss70974 жыл бұрын
@@9nikola Everyone SHOULD be able to predict when their project should be done, but that doesn't mean a ten+ year project will not have unexpected setbacks or breakthroughs. So while i agree with you for small month to year long projects, I find it highly unlikely that a decade+ project will be exactly on time
@SteelKatanas6 жыл бұрын
My cousin's out fighting Dragons and what do I get? Guard duty.
@brightenight86996 жыл бұрын
drcadillac well at least your still alive
@ap1evideogame446 жыл бұрын
What? Lost your sweet roll?
@cymbaline43846 жыл бұрын
I see you like pink Floyd
@bluedemon99856 жыл бұрын
hes probably killing notional dragons with a notional sword.
@mattihelminen48306 жыл бұрын
I used to be adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee.
@ravenxd69284 жыл бұрын
CGP Grey: Everything can be solved with missiles. Americans: *I fucking knew it*
@kkTeaz3 жыл бұрын
They were ahead of us all along
@johnfkennedy-official3 жыл бұрын
@@kkTeaz i was ahead all along
@cole_climbz69093 жыл бұрын
Plot twist: the dragon laid an egg before he died
@ravenxd69283 жыл бұрын
@@kkTeaz lol
@lesterhottle49913 жыл бұрын
@@cole_climbz6909 I ate it. *Demoman bass boosted burp*
@Botpointo2 жыл бұрын
I love how the king aged a whole generation in 12 years.
@aname11902 жыл бұрын
Hey man it was tough times for the man. He lost an entire summer castle I guess
@maheswarpradeep28162 жыл бұрын
Also his wife
@lordfangar56712 жыл бұрын
Stress causes you to physically age faster
@Planet.Xplor3r2 жыл бұрын
@@maheswarpradeep2816🤓
@amphibiland2 жыл бұрын
@@vardekpetrovic9716 20
@ProbablyBarney4 жыл бұрын
the people had slain the dragon, and then they could finally make a dope ass enderman farm
@meleboo60723 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@Qreator063 жыл бұрын
smort and stonks
@Cahrssomething3 жыл бұрын
real big hermitcraft stonks
@ChimpChamp_3 жыл бұрын
Nice
@ulrikahaggard99233 жыл бұрын
Pog
@vanderengland57755 жыл бұрын
Grey: it’s a fable Also grey: *diamond tipped ballistic warhead*
@thehiddenninja34285 жыл бұрын
Also grey: tells about wanting to be immortal at every opportunity. this dragon is death itself.
@ender6914 жыл бұрын
it is stilll a fable is a short story, typically with animals as characters, conveying a moral. and the characters don't have names (e.g the king, the dragon, a man, a child, a scientist etc.)
@vanderengland57754 жыл бұрын
Don’t worry everyone I know what a fable is and the actual meaning of this. My point was that fables TYPICALLY are set in the Middle Ages or earlier without modern technology, and that’s what this one looked like it was going to be at the beginning. I know it’s still a fable I just thought it was funny
@somefuckstolemynick4 жыл бұрын
The Hidden Ninja not death, but aging.
@raphaelwaggoner32004 жыл бұрын
Finally, someone who doesn't say hAhA ItS a NuKe
@TheDaltonius3 жыл бұрын
Dragon slaying in fantasy: magic, strength, skill, mastery Dragon slaying in sci-fi: anyways so we launch an Anti Aircraft defense missile at it
@ant0_4573 жыл бұрын
Tungsten rods lmao
@connormacleod49223 жыл бұрын
*Shadowrun Intensifies*
@evandelck85413 жыл бұрын
Yep
@haka-katyt74393 жыл бұрын
Let's be honest America would absolutely drop a nuclear armament on a dragon
@bobybimberbod85003 жыл бұрын
A-10 Warthog vs dragon BRRRRRRT
@aguy78482 жыл бұрын
1:11 I didn't notice before, but the little boy to the far left, arms folded, not having any of what the teacher says, is actually the same boy who yelled out about his "Granny" being eaten and how the dragon really is bad, at the big meeting. Nice detail. He had the right idea from the start, and the *adults* were the ones who needed convincing.
@thatdumbguy26212 жыл бұрын
It's usually the younger generation
@palpo52 жыл бұрын
Wow that's a nice easter egg
@harrisonmorgan74922 жыл бұрын
It definitely is not.
@connorstamps1298 Жыл бұрын
There’s a difference in the hair color
@lucasseakins8920 Жыл бұрын
@@connorstamps1298 I thought that, too
@diobrando89793 жыл бұрын
Love this one, Grey. Especially the king's advisor for morality's speech and the "Many jobs would be lost if the dragon were slaughtered." Sadly, our society is too terrified of killing its own dragons.
@grawa42782 жыл бұрын
Dio being surprisingly nice
@winoblio2 жыл бұрын
@@grawa4278 even dio has standards when it comes to evil.
@taqoe64302 жыл бұрын
what are these "dragons" everyone's talking bout
@grawa42782 жыл бұрын
@@taqoe6430 The dragon is senescence/aging, some people are attempting to use science to defeat our aging, those are the dragonologists, some are arguing that dying is what makes life worth living, like the king's advisor.
@dudenamedchris33252 жыл бұрын
@@grawa4278 War could also be one interpretation
@blackimbreon94513 жыл бұрын
It's all fun and games until someone places back 4 end crystals
@icwatto3 жыл бұрын
at least ðey have an elytra
@D4rkslider3 жыл бұрын
U wha-
@anilkumarvkkunjukunju30253 жыл бұрын
nice
@alvinchen96553 жыл бұрын
the end again
@icwatto3 жыл бұрын
@@alvinchen9655 *......again
@GimR6 жыл бұрын
So this about curing death right?
@qb44286 жыл бұрын
Yes, it is. Then we can play smash forever.
@ltm00116 жыл бұрын
yes, and other things
@nathanwall28086 жыл бұрын
It's about Government.
@Sinergmovies6 жыл бұрын
What a silly question... its abuot a dragon
@JihadNinja6 жыл бұрын
No, it's about building a really big missile and nuking china.
@Chaos_God_of_Fate2 жыл бұрын
A part of the story that you don't hear about- the people who spoke out against the Dragon and argued that it was evil were persecuted and most of the time they were the ones chosen to be fed to the Dragon.
@Sara33462 жыл бұрын
No. The dragon itself previously specified that the people were to be brought to it randomly.
@barrackobama2216 Жыл бұрын
@@Sara3346and how would the dragon know that they are sending in activists?
@coryman1254 жыл бұрын
I know this is a big analogy for stopping natural aging, but the real takeaway here is how clever the dragon is. Why eat a kingdom full of people when you can instead spend centuries atop a mountain eating a smaller number of people consistently? Somebody needs to rewrite this from the dragon's perspective as a pro-renewable resources story.
@coryman1254 жыл бұрын
@@jaredganzhorn6834 hasn't Grey said on a podcast that this is about aging? Though I suppose it can be interpreted a few different ways
@serbanandrei75324 жыл бұрын
This comment is so underated
@Silmerano4 жыл бұрын
@@coryman125 The whole dragon creates jobs things felt like a pretty obvious call to climate change.
@godparticle32954 жыл бұрын
@@Silmerano What's even more obvious is that CGP Gray has made 4 videos before this in a row talking about ending aging and death
@Silmerano4 жыл бұрын
@@godparticle3295 Cool he didn't write this story though.
@AI-32793 жыл бұрын
When he says “Many long held assumptions overturned” (11:40) you can see the advisor for morality to the left of the king, happy despite what he said at the beginning of the project.
@lanluhylrean1122 Жыл бұрын
He was simple playing the devil’s advocate. He didn’t believe his own argument, but felt it had to be said to spur on change from another.
@swaggerdagger89763 жыл бұрын
THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU DONT KILL ALDUIN AND JUST DO SIDE QUESTS
@queenfry76343 жыл бұрын
YES
@queenfry76343 жыл бұрын
FINALLY SOMEONE UNDERSTANDS
@Matt_the_pirate3 жыл бұрын
This is literally lore of the mythic era dragons' reign over humanity but with humans developing missiles instead of the voice
@queenfry76343 жыл бұрын
@@Matt_the_pirate yes
@inexplicarus78523 жыл бұрын
IM SORRY I JUST WANTED TO GIVE THAT MAN HIS CARROTS
@evrint2 жыл бұрын
"Eat the dragon! Eat the dragon!" Chanted the crowds, pouncing on the corpse.
@tgdomnemo50522 жыл бұрын
YESSSS !!! 👍🏽💥👊🏾
@timotius_sdv Жыл бұрын
Then they all are being cursed by the dragon's meat turned them into horrible being.
@Cresign Жыл бұрын
"It tastes like chicken"
@Shteca5 жыл бұрын
Better storyline than season eight of Game of Thrones
@WarlordM5 жыл бұрын
Game of Thrones had a metaphor like the dragon and let Arya teleport and stab it with not major loss to the main cast. Game of Thrones could have been this video but bigger, but it wasn't. Someday, something will be.
@swordsmanthegamernine79735 жыл бұрын
Setting the bar pretty low there aintcha?
@aaronlandry39345 жыл бұрын
Warlord M Arya definitely didn’t teleport. I don’t know why people seem to think that she did? You can see her movement blow a White Walkers hair as he turns to see her, right before the Night King turns to catch her because he saw her through the White Walker’s eyes
@WarlordM5 жыл бұрын
@@aaronlandry3934 not the point lol. You can't just stab death, you need to use magic/science
@aaronlandry39345 жыл бұрын
Warlord M Valarian Steel is made with magic. Blood magic to be specific, but the show never got to explaining that. It was also under the Wierwood tree that gave him his magic to begin with
@major_kukri24305 жыл бұрын
Dragon: why do I hear boss music?
@myshitfeelslikefire1615 жыл бұрын
Why king small?
@ayeshaghulam19855 жыл бұрын
No more likes
@major_kukri24305 жыл бұрын
@@ayeshaghulam1985 :( I wanted to reach 420
@ayeshaghulam19855 жыл бұрын
No!
@ayeshaghulam19855 жыл бұрын
It has 69!
@abblepees84075 жыл бұрын
How to Kill your Dragon, coming out this Thursday!
@ryanpresho26465 жыл бұрын
Rocket Square Is that a Magnus Chase reference?
@Clcl-uc4jd5 жыл бұрын
But it is Friday
@SirLudan5 жыл бұрын
@@BuckiCompany You probably got woooshed harder
@ohyeah30365 жыл бұрын
@@SirLudan lol
@hamz57915 жыл бұрын
In the first movie it almost ended up like that with toothless
@accusedtoppat2 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: In the original fable the guy who begged the king to stop the last train was also the boy who's grandma was killed
@boringbilal92243 жыл бұрын
Imagine living in this world and hearing a knock on the door.
@theyoten16133 жыл бұрын
You live in this world. The dragon is literally just the concept of death. CGP Grey is anti-aging.
@okayokey3 жыл бұрын
@@theyoten1613 Yeah, but there’s no sound to death. It’s a surprise you can’t react to.
@Toasteeei3 жыл бұрын
@@okayokey unless a snake is hissing loudly at you and it bites you anyway
@gergoretvari63733 жыл бұрын
similar stuff happened after WWII. only difference was that a black car appeared at your house and then you never saw your family again
@okayokey3 жыл бұрын
@Philippe the dude which one?
@carlociotola71373 жыл бұрын
The thing that I like the most about this story is the fact that the center point of it is not the dragon, but the human capacity of always overcoming seemingly impossible challenges. And that makes the story very appealing and "malleable". The dragon is a metaphor for death by old age, this much seems obvious going through the story, but with slight tweaks, the same concept could work very easily on other big problems like cancer or climate change, and I think that this thing speaks volumes about how beautifully this concept is exposed.
@thetalantonx3 жыл бұрын
Sasuga Nick Bostrom. :D
@crash_hunter86593 жыл бұрын
When we work on our problems together.
@lazygamerz3 жыл бұрын
Cancer is defined as one of the seven aging processes. In fact, all of rejuvenation biotechnology is to cure the things old people get. That you happen to be 25 years old when you are healthy and cured, is just a side-effect.
@natesmodelsdoodles54033 жыл бұрын
@@lazygamerz TBH, the aging process in general could be considered a terminal illness, which is kinda the whole point of this story, so...
@lazygamerz3 жыл бұрын
@@natesmodelsdoodles5403 OP of this thread thinks cancer can somehow be avoided as though its not part of aging, but 2/3 of all cancer is caused by time over which chemical accidents can take place to activate the mechanisms for cell-division and telomere-lengthening. Cancer is as much aging as parkinson's and arthritis and cardiovascular disease. Cancer is also the only aging disease called cancer regardless of where it happens in the body. Meanwhile if you get Parkinson's for losing certain braincells over time then we don't call it Parkinson's when it happens in your pace-maker cells in your heart, we call it "heart disease". And then when it happens in your muscles we call it "age-related muscle-atrophy" or something like that. "Aging" is the dumbest worst word in modern language, because that word causes more confusion and apathy than anything.
@ocinnico26085 жыл бұрын
Dude: The last train! King: A small price to pay for salvation
@swordsmanthegamernine79735 жыл бұрын
ociNNico to be fair it’s a tactical necessity. If the dragon thinks everything is still functioning the way it has been, then it has no reason to move. Even when the missile comes and he sees it, experience has taught him he’s invincible, and thus he still has no reason to move, if anything he has more reason to crush their hope by tanking the missile with his assumed invincibility. However, if he doesn’t get his food the same way he has, there’s a chance he will become enraged and leave the mountain and head for the town. Not only would that mean the missile wouldn’t hit, since the target moved, but also now there’s an angry dragon coming towards them .
@theshard56975 жыл бұрын
Lord Farquaad: That is a sacrifice ... I am willing to make.
@Albert-lo2xn5 жыл бұрын
@@swordsmanthegamernine7973 it's just a joke
@vinifalleroliveira5 жыл бұрын
@@swordsmanthegamernine7973 No shit Sherlock
@jameswhite34155 жыл бұрын
SwordsmanTheGamer Nine That is if the dragon can still fly after all this time.
@justaguywhodraws2 жыл бұрын
I like how it’s wings are a foggy thing or just transparent like it’s a part of the dragon’s evil and it’s literally spewing out of its sides
@bedrobnf68614 жыл бұрын
"and the king sold his summer castle.." how generous of him..
@thecanadiankiwibirb45124 жыл бұрын
Bedro Bnf better than nothing
@fataldinazor37324 жыл бұрын
I noticed that but smirked but snorted my water (that I was drinking) out my nose after reading this comment made my day ^_^
@frnnzy_4 жыл бұрын
PEOPLE HAVE DIETS, OK? Lol
@HR-pz7ts4 жыл бұрын
What we learn Today kids? Humans always win
@ToxNano4 жыл бұрын
Should have fed the king to the dragon and seized all assets
@orangeinkius72573 жыл бұрын
10:53 "that white flame shooting into the darkness embodied the human spirit" damn why did this make me feel something
@ThatGuyNicho3 жыл бұрын
Because you're human, bro
@ShatabdaRoy1152 жыл бұрын
@@ThatGuyNicho AH STRAIGHT ANSWER WOOOO!
@Akrafena2 жыл бұрын
@Maxlaxian Empire thy kingdom COMe
@epicjoer35245 жыл бұрын
That was when they noticed the huge pile of eggs at the bottom of the mountain...
@nagapandian5 жыл бұрын
I mean it’s fine as long as you kill the eggs or something.
@crazy_boi12475 жыл бұрын
@@nagapandian its indestructible
@joelcrafter435 жыл бұрын
@@crazy_boi1247 just make handheld weapons out of the material the hatchlings will be small enough to take on with a simple dagger made of it.
@eysirt5 жыл бұрын
omlets...
@biliminsrlar57525 жыл бұрын
*Free breakfast for everyone*
@gpinrgrmoma2 жыл бұрын
Everyone believes the dragon is a fact of life, until the dragon sets its eyes on you.
@brostrod4 жыл бұрын
City: Firing test missiles Dragon: Yeah that looks fine
@thesenate52914 жыл бұрын
Would you give a shit if a few sheep started stamping in a piece of wood in the middle of a field?
@AstolfoGayming4 жыл бұрын
The dragon had been attacked before. It had won every fight. Why would it be scared now? Look at it this way. If a kitten attacks you, you won't consider it a threat. If a hundred kittens attack, you might be annoyed, but still not threatened. If after dozens of years, these kittens now start throwing little pebbles at empty patches of dirt, would you be scared? No. Of course not. You might think that they're attacking, but just like the last times, you'll win the fight.
@svendinsvinderlin45694 жыл бұрын
I'M GONNA NUKE DEATH RIGHT IN THE DICK! U S A U S A U S A.
@randomcoconutchannel81784 жыл бұрын
Fires nukes*
@brostrod4 жыл бұрын
Astolfo you got a good point
@cubles68254 жыл бұрын
Imagine the corruption of the people deciding who’ll die.
@ecivedsusagep4 жыл бұрын
*my liked videos intensify*
@aliski7684 жыл бұрын
it has to be chosen randomly
@floydlooney68374 жыл бұрын
@@aliski768 not likely
@aliski7684 жыл бұрын
@@floydlooney6837 in the video says that haves to be radomly chosen
@catbert74 жыл бұрын
Don't have to imagine. That's the welfare bureaucracy.
@Definitely_Dave4 жыл бұрын
It’s all fun and games until someone creates a dragon cult.
@susgamingidk36624 жыл бұрын
We could make a religion out of this
@superking55864 жыл бұрын
@@susgamingidk3662 oh shit yea that could happen
@averagejoe60314 жыл бұрын
Sooo libertarianism?
@bloxracer36274 жыл бұрын
I refuse
@bloxracer36274 жыл бұрын
I refuse
@ade5182 Жыл бұрын
This always reminds me to diseases, we see them as natural till we find a cure, and in that case some people doubt it
@nextlaunch1 Жыл бұрын
That’s exactly the point. Aging is a disease which can be stopped.
@hypergamedev1381 Жыл бұрын
Interesting seeing this video again now. Years later with new perspective. I had brain surgery and lost almost a weeks worth of memories. I remember being gone. Or more like, I dont remember. I just wish I had the chance to be eternal. Oh well. Maybe my childrens children.
@fr47813 жыл бұрын
Lesson: death can be destroyed with missiles
@tvman97203 жыл бұрын
I 100% agree with this statement
@NeostormXLMAX3 жыл бұрын
with enough destructive force you can technically destroy anything, even the law of causation
@sirnikkel67462 жыл бұрын
@@NeostormXLMAX Time travel time!
@entropy79992 жыл бұрын
What is an age cure but targeted systems both cleaning landscapes ravaged by constant warfare combined by equipping our immune systems with missiles, while using the wartime economy to encourage prosperity across the larger society of cells?
@herohamza11962 жыл бұрын
act like the GOC killing SCP-682
@mrkitloin5 жыл бұрын
Imagine being the last person to die before the cure for death is invented
@hairyputter53634 жыл бұрын
God: Oof
@arrestmenot4 жыл бұрын
Imagine dying after the cure is invented because you still don’t have medicare for all and the insurance company deny your coverage.
@Budgiebrain9944 жыл бұрын
Film called Mr Nobody touches on this concept
@jamsboi70484 жыл бұрын
Oof
@Lemonz19894 жыл бұрын
kidmosey But it could ruin your financial life, though.
@zeromailss6 жыл бұрын
I wasn't expecting a happy ending, I thought it would be a *grey* one
@graceconcannon34376 жыл бұрын
badum - tss
@elizabethh.95566 жыл бұрын
*gray
@zeromailss6 жыл бұрын
wooosh
@gingeetheginge60716 жыл бұрын
...well played...
@maruclout67576 жыл бұрын
にゃあエイリアンMeowAlien I don't get it
@dhappypunk2 жыл бұрын
I lost my dad a year ago to covid i got the text that he could set up a covid vaccine appointment the day after his death, this hits hard to me.
@cjvargas70002 жыл бұрын
May he rest in piece
@ScienceDiscoverer2 жыл бұрын
The Dragon strikes again...
@tgdomnemo50522 жыл бұрын
Covid took my mom ... But remember, the virus is not the dragon, the "humans" behind the industries that pretend to feed it are the real "big snakes" - and those we CAN fight . . . 🙏🏼❤️😞 ... keep going, keep fighting, make your dad proud !
@excusemewhat84373 жыл бұрын
“Selling his summer castle.” Is there like a market for this?
@criticalyeet19163 жыл бұрын
If rich people exist there is a market for everything
@user-mh2bw4hu3o3 жыл бұрын
real estate market
@gabcis3 жыл бұрын
@@outrancedawster Often times a king isnt the richest man on the kingdom
@jsmith54433 жыл бұрын
if all their money went to the project, how could there be any money leftover, unless there were more kingdoms?
@newcantinacrispychickentac77543 жыл бұрын
@@jsmith5443 all of the money in the treasury was used. People still had money for themselves
@oscarfriend46433 жыл бұрын
"the dragons defeated... what now?" *get an elytra*
@LeafyLeafbloom3 жыл бұрын
*have a war over who gets the egg*
@inigochicano3 жыл бұрын
They already made airplanes by that time so there's really no need for elytras
@PenPen-xy3xd3 жыл бұрын
@@inigochicano ok so do you wanna fly with no airplane or have to be on a big flying machine that can only go in certain places?
@teplapus87953 жыл бұрын
@@LeafyLeafbloom Start tegg games
@onyx12213 жыл бұрын
Well we killed it on the overworld sooo no egg nor elytra we need more ender eyes
@blitzkrieg29286 жыл бұрын
*The Reaper would like to acces your location*
@maripaws6 жыл бұрын
Minh Duy Chu he works in chipotle
@c.j97366 жыл бұрын
I turned off my location cuz of this
@eascide6 жыл бұрын
*Miley Cyrus would like to access the location of the nearest Construction Site*
@youtubeenigma83166 жыл бұрын
Hm?
@chennardepena93696 жыл бұрын
Blitzkrieg hahha
@joshuawilliams89212 жыл бұрын
The one thing I love about this story so much is the Dragon is a interchangeable with any problem. Aging, Economy, Politics, Medicine… the list goes on and on.
@theyoten16132 жыл бұрын
No, the dragon is death by ageing specifically.
@gfrewqpoiu8 ай бұрын
It is specifically meant to symbolize death by aging and disease, which is why you can still see some children being sent to the dragon But economics and other things don’t really fit
@wakeupandsmellit5 жыл бұрын
Looks like the Dragon didnt have projectile protection.
@nicolesu79775 жыл бұрын
*blast protection
@endon555 жыл бұрын
Protect from Missiles
@princeaghedo94945 жыл бұрын
Ha
@lazarenadaraia64465 жыл бұрын
WeAreTheDmitri blast protection ***
@pixelpuncher1255 жыл бұрын
*MINECRAFT 100*
@DiamondAxeStudiosMusic6 жыл бұрын
I can't help but feel like this is a metaphor for something... I'll probably be dead before I can figure out what it is though...
@lunkel81086 жыл бұрын
It's an analogy for ending death by aging.
@DiamondAxeStudiosMusic6 жыл бұрын
Yes... yes, I'm aware.
@lunkel81086 жыл бұрын
You never know with youtube comments
@leaf71346 жыл бұрын
Pootis Spencer Here wooooosh
@lunkel81086 жыл бұрын
Hi there, reddit
@taro.s6 жыл бұрын
There are gonna be conspiracy theories about how the dragon never exsisted after that
@busshock6 жыл бұрын
More likely, a hundred years from now no one will remember what it was like when the dragon lived, and people will look at their new problems and blame them on the lack of a dragon, saying "killing the dragon was a mistake" and "bring back the dragon!"
@matthhiasbrownanonionchopp34716 жыл бұрын
Deltarune even longer than that people will say dragons never existed if the remains aren't properly kept
@TinyFoxTom6 жыл бұрын
*cough* elvish longevity
@ryandoan15806 жыл бұрын
ppl will then say that the corpse was fake and are constructed to fool the mass
@ALLmasked6 жыл бұрын
lol delta u got it bro
@flowersforferdinand3752 жыл бұрын
Death itself is our greatest enemy, while we war and quibble over every tiny thing. "So many need not have been killed by the dragon had we but awoken from our acceptance of its horror sooner." really hits. Especially how, as a leader, the king is so sympathetic of our united mistakes, and so despite the needs of the few, we fight for the needs of many.
@msk-qp6fn Жыл бұрын
One surprisingly fairness, it seems, is that royalty arent exempted from becoming a sacrifice
@alvinchen9655 Жыл бұрын
@@msk-qp6fn It's representing death, in the context of the story the dragon serves the same purpose as the grim reaper.
@AndrewMaller-qy8mo Жыл бұрын
Suicidal people exist.
@justahuman51604 жыл бұрын
How to beat the dragon: 1.Let's Invent a Thing Inventor
@unflexian4 жыл бұрын
said the thing inventor inventor, who was invented by a thing inventor
@solvinghealth4 жыл бұрын
It's a meta-solution. Like in the DeepMind mission (create AGI to solve anything).
@tsg-froak98454 жыл бұрын
You could make a religion out of this.
@atziluttth4 жыл бұрын
*bill wurtz is happy*
@kingbred014 жыл бұрын
*they never got Ethiopia*
@danger8466 жыл бұрын
Dragon: *Why is the sun getting closer*
@toyseal56656 жыл бұрын
Lol
@aldrichivanputrasiemarga11266 жыл бұрын
Then the dragon said:"FUUUC
@SageGilbert1916 жыл бұрын
Yep I’m liking this comment
@joeybutbaldy6 жыл бұрын
Is he getting bigger?
@alexrecrem90946 жыл бұрын
Dragon: *why are the worms cheering?*
@feldon274 жыл бұрын
me: How many minutes of 100% pure beautiful allegory have you got? CGP Grey: 13 minutes. me: I'll take it.
@sekarmaltum16954 жыл бұрын
transformation and rebirth -13
@Dalekscientist4 жыл бұрын
What is this an allegory for? am I stupid?
@onniojajarvi39534 жыл бұрын
Dalek Scientist The dragon represents death. You can get a more straightforward presentation in Grey’s video: Why die? Presumably the purpose of this video was to convay the absurdity of opposing life extension.
@frozenheartedgiant83304 жыл бұрын
I'll take your entire stock
@Dalekscientist4 жыл бұрын
@@onniojajarvi3953 ayy, thanks.
@The-Blind-Witch2 жыл бұрын
Thanks for making the Fable of the Dragon-Tyrant.
@xzxedge2 жыл бұрын
why
@conlanhero4 жыл бұрын
I was always fine with aging but CGP Grey really makes me pro-immortality
@idiosyncraticlawyer34004 жыл бұрын
Duly affirmed.
@JeepnHeel3 жыл бұрын
Indeed, l have hope that the elders see wisdom in adding it to the Bestagons Doctrine
@nickalvarez36353 жыл бұрын
You are fine with aging because you have no choice. We should get that choice!!
@savary50503 жыл бұрын
I don't wanna see the end of the universe
@cliffmode20003 жыл бұрын
Older you get the more against it you'll be.
@demolisherman17634 жыл бұрын
You know I’m surprised there weren’t any dragon cult fanatics that worshipped it and tried to sabotage the rockets Actually i bet the king knew that the dragon cult fanatics would sabotage the rocket so he fed them to the dragon first
@kv-24504 жыл бұрын
King: *Oh yeah this is big brain time*
@cerridianempire16534 жыл бұрын
just feed them to the fecking dragon
@minatodroger78904 жыл бұрын
Smart king
@holvingar43754 жыл бұрын
Hahahaha!
@corrat48664 жыл бұрын
Like 66 Execute Order 66 It shall be done my lord.
@lorraineandkids4 жыл бұрын
RIP THE PEOPLE WHO GOT SQUISHED BY THE DRAGON
@kevinthetree35213 жыл бұрын
That's exactly what I thought
@hyu96483 жыл бұрын
Me tooooooo
@graep58633 жыл бұрын
I think they were all other places watching
@72streeting3 жыл бұрын
pretty sure a kid wrote this comment
@Co-uy4mi3 жыл бұрын
@@Yourdailycardriver lmao top 10 worst deaths
@invidatauro89222 жыл бұрын
I enjoy stories that take the whole "Immortality is Awesome" stance. Even as some one that does believe in an afterlife, I have no qualms about delaying my entrance there as long as possible.
@caesar82242 жыл бұрын
Yes, life and death should be a choice. I hope our own Dragon is slayed someday.
@colorpg1522 жыл бұрын
time to slay a dragon
@MiloMurphysLaw2 жыл бұрын
But would you still choose to become immortal if it meant that you would never ever die, no matter what? I feel like eventually I’d become curious and want to die, just to see what the afterlife is like (assuming there is one).
@therandomhat_2 жыл бұрын
@@MiloMurphysLaw I don't think we could ever truly kill death even if we banish the evils of disease of the body and mind, and eliminate aging, people will still get into accidents and unfortunately die or people will become bored of life and request to have their body begin to age once more. But what 'killing the dragon' will do is give you the power to decide when you want to pass on from this world to the next.
@kamille2862 жыл бұрын
As someone who also believes in the afterlife this is very valid XD There are a lot of things I would like to do before I go
@fattyacid19014 жыл бұрын
King: What do we do now? People: Overthrow the monarchy!
@michaelkeehan80944 жыл бұрын
Where you think this took place? France?
@tadigalvez71704 жыл бұрын
@@michaelkeehan8094 what makes you think French monarchs would do such a public service as killing a primordial evil?
@tadigalvez71704 жыл бұрын
@@saintholican8009 my guy why did you woosh me?
@yama123numbercauseytdemand44 жыл бұрын
Wait ... There's a tax for that.
@juicemeister19844 жыл бұрын
Damn, didn't know they were in france
@LastNexus5 жыл бұрын
This has been in my recommended for a year now...
@johannaphillips32435 жыл бұрын
The Crossguard Boy yea me to
@jasmineperida92825 жыл бұрын
Mine too
@banjofangirl34585 жыл бұрын
Saaaamee
@thestronkperson19775 жыл бұрын
Same
@randomknight25855 жыл бұрын
It’s only been uploaded for 8 months
@kazmark46113 жыл бұрын
me in 2018: hell yeah everyone would get behind this. me in 2021: existence is hell and half of everyone would snitch to the dragon.
@asher8792 жыл бұрын
yeah......
@TheNeven872 жыл бұрын
Yeah...It's been a enlightening few years.
@ScienceDiscoverer2 жыл бұрын
@@TheNeven87 The Dragon seems hyperactive lately... We must accelerate our rocket building efforts!
@tannerman462 жыл бұрын
I thought the king's spokesperson was going to run a disinformation campaign against the movement, shattering society and stopping the progress. Meanwhile, the dragon starts eating everyone, dooming society.
@TheInsomniaddict2 жыл бұрын
Pretty much, yeah.
@maya33342 жыл бұрын
The way you drew the dragon though, mad respect.
@lavicrepnaes5 жыл бұрын
Just lucky he didnt have resistance to non-magical attacks
@cashleonard71764 жыл бұрын
nice one
@Wraithlet4 жыл бұрын
It was a +1 missile
@ashadeofblue68154 жыл бұрын
he has just that the missile has armor piercing
@awesomemantroll10884 жыл бұрын
Magic missile beats non-magic missile, but we'll take what we can get.
@DioBrando-yk5up4 жыл бұрын
No he didn’t have any defense to artificer attacks
@dr.zoraxis3 жыл бұрын
That little kid became the smartest person in the story and all that he needed to say was “the dragon is bad”
@roberine72413 жыл бұрын
And it actually sounds like something a child might say. In a situation like this.
@andrespolo27223 жыл бұрын
I wouldn't say the smartest, but the Bravest
@FawXnSawX3 жыл бұрын
@@andrespolo2722 the least deluded.
@thegoldenanvil1243 жыл бұрын
Twice. He had to say that twice.
@p3el_3 жыл бұрын
@@thegoldenanvil124 smart 2x
@henrynegron73635 жыл бұрын
And the dragon wakes up with a headache and kills everybody
@gingeetheginge60715 жыл бұрын
Kid wakes him up, gets eaten and fucking dies
@medexamtoolscom5 жыл бұрын
They could have saved a whole lot of trouble just by having Saitama punch him once.
@martyjehovah5 жыл бұрын
The dragon wakes up greatly weakened, with a reduced appetite, but a new awareness for danger. Fewer people die each day so on average people live longer. The next great idea will be more difficult, and may not be a killing blow either, but it will further weaken the dragon.
@magicalmercy5 жыл бұрын
Oof
@nqnqnq2 жыл бұрын
I can only hope that the ambition and unity described in this video will, one day, be the usual norm amongst all humans. Long live us all.
@trollerpilotxiv30795 жыл бұрын
Man, where's Dovahkiin when ya need him?
@catlluminati56455 жыл бұрын
Where do you think? He's too busy shouting goats off the throat of the world.
@Addrressed5 жыл бұрын
@@catlluminati5645 exactly
@tarvoc7465 жыл бұрын
Dovahkiin: "What do you mean kill the dragon? I was far too busy plotting the assassination of the Emperor, because by Sithis, that's the best questline in the whole goddamn game!"
@trollerpilotxiv30795 жыл бұрын
@@tarvoc746 "Everyone knows I'm the Lord of the Sithis"
Surprise, the dragon was sitting on a nest of eggs the entire time
@atomikaI6 жыл бұрын
iPaleo LMFAO
@TheShooterlol6 жыл бұрын
No it was expecting a family reunion. But they saw their fat happy uncle die from the missile. Thus they killed the humans in the next part.lol!
@angelbarajas42066 жыл бұрын
iPaleo uh
@mohamedzohir58206 жыл бұрын
DUN DUN DUUUUUUN !!! part two coming soon !
@butchballx70306 жыл бұрын
iPaleo ii
@linkinparkundrground5 жыл бұрын
CGP Grey: Posts deep video metaphor regarding human's relationship with death and the moral + ethical dilemma of possibly being able to defeat it Comment section: Shitty memes and jokes
@MaitreKorda5 жыл бұрын
The video is retarded tbh. Death is not a Dragon that came one day out of nowhere to arbitrarily eat people. It's a natural phenomenon which not only has always been there, but also has a self-regulative function, no matter if you like it or not, and that we must learn to accept and embrace.
@MaitreKorda5 жыл бұрын
@@notflaz4420 Under a false cover of science, you act like nothing but an angry child, angry at the realities of life. An utopian with little care for the consequences of his actions like many before you as history shown. Insulting me of "deathfag"? Perhaps, but even with your insults, that's still a choice I would do for myself. But like your efficiency fanatics likemind, maybe that's something you can't tolerate and you would wish to make immortality mandatory (implying that's possible). My comfort is knowing that the lies of your likes are nothing but fantasy, and that you will die in due time, like the rest of us, because, unlike what you said in another video, Death is not a disease, nor is the decay and cell degeneration responsible for it, the fact you said so show your ignorance (or willful error) of your subject.
@theoheinrich5295 жыл бұрын
@@MaitreKorda Flexing your "know-how" about the concept of death in such an arrogant way only shows your dismissal to acknowledge that other interpretations of death exist and that some people would like to live longer.
@MaitreKorda5 жыл бұрын
@@theoheinrich529 Death is not a person killing people (like in the reaper video, convenient to put the blame on someone, but it's a fallacy). Death is, to put it bluntly, a physical event that is the result of the end of body mechanisms, nothing more. If you believe in Jesus, Allah, reincarnation, nothing or whatever doesn't change that. As for people who would want to live longer, no, I know they exist, people who watch this channel and himself are live example of that, but that is foolishness for reasons you already know. It is not possible atm (since so far, all methods to conserve the body such as cyro-pods effectively kill you in the process in the bet hope that you can be resurrected in the future), nor should it be desirable. This childish fear of death is natural, it is just survival instinct working in your brain. But we will be dead anyway eventually.
@StormZephyr5 жыл бұрын
@@MaitreKorda > nor should it be desirable Why
@wtfr3nch2 жыл бұрын
The man that told the king to stop the last train was the same kid that originally said the dragon is bad. He was the one that swayed the king to begin the project. If the king had decided to start earlier, the guy's father and many more would have been saved.
@PitLord7776 жыл бұрын
I love how the dragon just sat there and all like, "Hmm, I wonder what that pointy thing the humans are building. Eh, it's probably nothing. Lunch time!"
@manuelsalazarserna53206 жыл бұрын
PitLord777 He was sure that nothing would hurt him.
@charizard_awesomepoco2346 жыл бұрын
Ik it’s more realistic if the dragon just flew away
@congus50076 жыл бұрын
After knowing that he gets feeded in place? No thanks
@Corvidriot6 жыл бұрын
I mean,all it cares about is food, it doesn't care whether the humans are on the verge of extinction or flourishing
@jasminedoggietvn69956 жыл бұрын
Dragon: *Sees giant light in the sky coming towards him* Prolly nothin'. Im just gonna move my head right back to where it was and ignore that.
@nigerianwaffles2055 жыл бұрын
The dragon is thanos and they actually aimed for the head
@starfirejordan98755 жыл бұрын
XD
@lordwalrusthe3rd1885 жыл бұрын
XDDDDD
@kyaull5 жыл бұрын
Lmfao
@as_seen_on_television5 жыл бұрын
Ur right
@andrewfong76745 жыл бұрын
Underrated comment
@Rawringzombies5 жыл бұрын
Criminals last meals Dragon: 10,000 people Edit) I am honestly tired of everyone saying that it’s more then 10,000 mk. It’s a JOKE okay? My comment is a joke and nothing more so pls just stop wasting your own time hating on me thank you❤️
@beehivemind93435 жыл бұрын
That’s exactly what I was thinking!
@just_a_strange_traveler5 жыл бұрын
This is actually hilarious to me
@Rawringzombies5 жыл бұрын
I'll bet lol thanks.
@just_a_strange_traveler5 жыл бұрын
No prob
@samuelleija79235 жыл бұрын
It's 20,000 1:34
@aineedadadi7593 Жыл бұрын
From magic to science real quick
@theloweffortchannel7211 Жыл бұрын
Magic fades soon into the halls of the mythic, only the beast remains. And who says that great spells of ruin, cants concentrating the vengeance of the fallen were not weaved into the final armanent?
@justwannabehappy6735 Жыл бұрын
Science sufficiently advanced is magic
@essencereaver74594 жыл бұрын
"Good launching conditions" Rain: well let me introduce myself
@ahumanbeingamnayplaceholde17464 жыл бұрын
As long there are no major wind currents, everything would be fine for most modern rocket launches.
@declaniii63244 жыл бұрын
a human being amnayplaceholders wouldn’t rain knock them down?
@ahumanbeingamnayplaceholde17464 жыл бұрын
@@declaniii6324 How can rain knock down a 12.5 ton (Assuming mass of V-2 rocket, due to it being one of the earliest missiles.) Rocket stabilized onto a platform?
@declaniii63244 жыл бұрын
a human being amnayplaceholders idk I just feel like it would add up if hundreds of raindrops were hitting it. But I guess it would need more force
@highhopefarm22064 жыл бұрын
@@ahumanbeingamnayplaceholde1746 and how do you know how much *Their* nuke weighs? I don't remember them saying It Edit: Fixed grammar
@nayfortoday5 жыл бұрын
I really like how the dragon's wings look, they're all transparent and wavy
@xeniyal74545 жыл бұрын
BTW, somebody also can love a real Dragon - the Dearth. Somebody can feel that is beatiful.
@mikobun.5 жыл бұрын
spook dragon
@herrscherofsweets95834 жыл бұрын
Spoopy
@johns53334 жыл бұрын
Do you like how it kills many many people
@somerandoontheinternet42244 жыл бұрын
They cant hold the dragon up in the sky.
@NoKOzKamui5 жыл бұрын
The real dragon was the friends we made along the way.
@Sparrow_Bloodhunter5 жыл бұрын
...who then got eaten by the actual dragon.
@Halloweenharen5 жыл бұрын
Haha
@insidetheworldofdinosaurs40765 жыл бұрын
No
@lawlesslily5 жыл бұрын
So what your sayin is... I...should Nuke all my Friends
@mihailoradovanovic72835 жыл бұрын
I just now figured that this is allegory to death
@ibaconstudios32632 жыл бұрын
4 yrs ago this video was posted, and I am just now seeing this. Thank you grey, for all the lessons, for all the ideas, the compromises, everything. I only wish we humans would place aside our petty differences and squabbles so that we too may one day slay our accepted dragon.
@anyaforger54695 жыл бұрын
dragon: *eats half of the population* dragon: wtf why do i still hear boss music
@siyacer5 жыл бұрын
Thanos: I've come to bargain.
@aethermaster43725 жыл бұрын
@@Nimz0r Hm ... I have your mask in Terraria. It's quite hard for me to kill the boss after I've killed you :3
@significantpepper52745 жыл бұрын
@@Nimz0r Too
@significantpepper52745 жыл бұрын
@@Nimz0r Go back to your dungeon,Moonlord is dead.
@jeffbryant7925 жыл бұрын
The Dragonborn: *shows up and his boss music the one they fear starts playing* FUS RO DAH
@jiauddin0075 жыл бұрын
just type /kill @e[type=ender dragon]
@sophiaccore5 жыл бұрын
But the dragon will just type /summon minecraft:Ender_Dragon
@jiauddin0075 жыл бұрын
_FoxyGD_ how can it summon its own self if it’s dead
@errahplayz92185 жыл бұрын
You are in member mode
@sophiaccore5 жыл бұрын
@@jiauddin007 Even if it can't summon its own self, there's still a "respawn" button ;)
@ohkei72875 жыл бұрын
@@sophiaccore the dragon is only an entity
@o.mveasna90104 жыл бұрын
Dragon: impossible to kill Minecraft speedrunners: haha bed go boom
@plainplaneplaneplaynplaene4 жыл бұрын
haha crystals go b(r)oom
@jujetsu124 жыл бұрын
relatable xD
@johnpijano47864 жыл бұрын
Seriously, a story that comes from a paper of a scholar that tells the story of aging and how society deals with it told in a fascinating and easy to digest fable (does not explain its points clearly enough for me since there are a lot of people arguing its meaning in the comments even though the author explained it clearfully in his story and moral) and all you can say is about the ender dragon and how it is easy to be killed using beds?
@maximany95064 жыл бұрын
funnyless
@nathanjohnpalaogaming48724 жыл бұрын
@@johnpijano4786 *[INTENTIONAL GAME DESIGN]*
@alfonzfistron2 жыл бұрын
Sooo.. is this just a story about how humanity defeats death? And people become immortal?
@colorpg1522 жыл бұрын
i think its about aging more specifically
@AndDiracisHisProphet2 жыл бұрын
what do you mean? "just"?
@lucamayhem4 жыл бұрын
they killed the dragon *a day later* the blood moon rises once again
@jayblondi4 жыл бұрын
Zelda
@jayblondi4 жыл бұрын
Hahaha that would be bad if they were in Zelda world
@atlanticmapping40894 жыл бұрын
thankfully, with Urbosa's fury, they can kill it in three hits.
@lucamayhem4 жыл бұрын
@@atlanticmapping4089 uh oh I'm out of urbosa's fury
@Axodus4 жыл бұрын
> "they killed they killed" What?
@DoctahWAAwee4 жыл бұрын
Hero: "aight, I'm back from my side quest to kill the dragon! What I miss?"
@mikelor843 жыл бұрын
let me guess, he was fishing
@cjqvargas27553 жыл бұрын
Nice day finghing aint it
@swinbtr3 жыл бұрын
@@cjqvargas2755 Heu huh
@exotrrc16363 жыл бұрын
@@cjqvargas2755 LETS, GO, MUG EEMMMM
@Anonymous-eo2er3 жыл бұрын
I come home to this
@DaHaiZhu6 жыл бұрын
Guess we'd best hope our livestock don't become organized....
@VaidasKondratas6 жыл бұрын
too late
@assgoblin39816 жыл бұрын
Da Hai Zhu well i doubt that they have the intellect
@IceQub36 жыл бұрын
You are the livestock.. didn't you get it?
@assgoblin39816 жыл бұрын
Yuval no the pigs and cows are the live stock, atleast in our world, which would make us the dragon
@nithinsrivatsa47266 жыл бұрын
Da Hai Zhu good point. This was about death though
@VergilNotVigil Жыл бұрын
I find it interesting that most people blamed the dragon and not the government that abandoned them. How they spent all their taxes on making it easier instead of trying to find a way to kill the dragon.
@randominternetguy3537 Жыл бұрын
The dragon would have eaten anyway. At least they get to pick who goes. They don't send children, they sent people who have already lived their lives to an extent. The dragon doesn't care. If it got hungry, it would have caused massive property damage, unnecessary loss of life, etc etc. It was an accepted part of life. This was as efficient as government can get.
@jagermain98604 жыл бұрын
Knights: This dragon is impossible to defeat, we must accept it. Some engineers: hehe rocket go brrrrrrrrr
@crazymad43234 жыл бұрын
meme make me go hahahaha
@timtams_64 жыл бұрын
Thank you Pingu, very interesting
@operator64384 жыл бұрын
Why they dont Nuke the dragon
@FexxerUwU4 жыл бұрын
Bro its fucking pingu
@gamingmoon42654 жыл бұрын
Ruined 666 likes
@bobbyblair41054 жыл бұрын
“But then the egg of the dragon hatched...”
@jownadel15263 жыл бұрын
It would be so much smaller that they could just easily kill it
@constant9383 жыл бұрын
and then a new dragon swooped down from a second larger hill
@p3el_3 жыл бұрын
"And then the newborn dragon grew up rapidly. In a mere minutes, its overgrew its own mother and a roar can be heard miles away"
@TacticalAnt4203 жыл бұрын
So a chtulu style cult started to rise to take care of the babies
@purplehaze23583 жыл бұрын
It’s now my headcanon that the dragon was a mother demanding tribute so she could support her son.
@Gwx4806 жыл бұрын
I hope I'm in time to avoid that last train....
@androkguz6 жыл бұрын
I know I'm not gonna make it, but good luck for you
@Azknowledgethirsty6 жыл бұрын
androkguz why so pessimistic?
@androkguz6 жыл бұрын
I live in venezuela. I already have a hard time imagining that I will get out of this country. If I do, it will probably be years of hard inmigrant life. I expect that your chance to get in the train is inversely proportional to how rich you are and directly proportional to your age
@Azknowledgethirsty6 жыл бұрын
androkguz your situation is unfortunate but for most of the globe tomorrow is better than yesterday and it's statistically true that if you are below 40 you'll live to see it, you may look to the near future with bad eyes but you can be sure that in the long run you'll manage the way (you and your country)
@androkguz6 жыл бұрын
Yeah... I don't know man. It sounds too naive. I mean, sure, there's a long run win, but the present takes its toll
@REEEPROGRAM2 жыл бұрын
TFW a video keeps getting Reccomended at you for years and when you give it a shot, you tell yourself "Why didn't i watched this before?"
@lazarenadaraia64465 жыл бұрын
moral of the story ... always keep a strong fairy type pokemon on your team
@donaldduck70785 жыл бұрын
Only pokemon fans will understand
@cringiestthingever93175 жыл бұрын
Yeah, but that dragon looks part dark type
@danieliglesias71195 жыл бұрын
@@cringiestthingever9317 Even better, the fairy would have 4x advantage
@lazarenadaraia64465 жыл бұрын
Daniel Iglesias exactly
@ParagonTheOne5 жыл бұрын
But w/ the slime it is part poison type
@theneedle67854 жыл бұрын
Humans are always in love with their own misery. That's why it takes so long to fix anything. Even in the beginning people believed that anaesthesia was evil, because it eliminated pain, which was considered devine punishment for original sin.
@NeostormXLMAX4 жыл бұрын
the creation of religion was humanity's only true sin
@notaseagull33204 жыл бұрын
Humanity’s /only/ sin? Idk
@idiosyncraticlawyer34004 жыл бұрын
NeostormXLMAX duly affirmed.
@diamond4k4 жыл бұрын
@NeostormXLMAX lol. humanity has had many true sins, not including religion.
@acidarmorpiercing23904 жыл бұрын
Religion itself isnt a sin, but sometimes the things that come out of it arent good
@flameringstudios96 жыл бұрын
I know the dragon is dead and that's good and all, but it's corpse still crushed my house.
@isaiahcatano66676 жыл бұрын
Zentoonz lol
@ruwejan6 жыл бұрын
I think everyone was near the launch pad
@JesusChrist-vh8rw6 жыл бұрын
You didn't think to move houses when a dragon landed on a mountain near you