Fable of the Dragon-Tyrant

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CGP Grey

CGP Grey

Күн бұрын

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@kajmaj117
@kajmaj117 2 жыл бұрын
Slaying a dragon in fantasy: swords and arrows. Slaying a dragon in reality: intercontinental ballistic missile.
@EpicGamer-mm2ug
@EpicGamer-mm2ug 5 сағат бұрын
8.2k likes and no comments wtf 😭
@grfrjiglstan
@grfrjiglstan 6 жыл бұрын
"The best time to plant a tree was twenty years ago. The second-best time is now." -An old Chinese proverb
@YHWHsam
@YHWHsam 5 жыл бұрын
that's profound and amusing at the same time.
@adestimare5985
@adestimare5985 5 жыл бұрын
We have that saying Germany, so...
@KillerHatDude
@KillerHatDude 5 жыл бұрын
Bruh thats reddit
@iakinose
@iakinose 5 жыл бұрын
It's actually "the best time to delete this tweet was after you made it, the second best time is now.
@Alexa-hh8so
@Alexa-hh8so 5 жыл бұрын
instagram status
@jeremykiahsobyk102
@jeremykiahsobyk102 5 жыл бұрын
The dragon wondered for a moment why the bright light in the sky was getting bigger and brighter. Then it hit him.
@jesto_9112
@jesto_9112 5 жыл бұрын
No
@verigold
@verigold 5 жыл бұрын
Yes
@wifibell
@wifibell 5 жыл бұрын
Maybe
@puckmanstudios2172
@puckmanstudios2172 5 жыл бұрын
Probably
@waffles6280
@waffles6280 5 жыл бұрын
likely
@_fire_fox_1152
@_fire_fox_1152 Жыл бұрын
From the projects beginning to its completion, 43,830,000 souls were consumed by the dragon.
@braydenstdenis6714
@braydenstdenis6714 Жыл бұрын
A mid evil kingdom can totally keep up with that
@alburito0
@alburito0 Жыл бұрын
Nope
@_fire_fox_1152
@_fire_fox_1152 Жыл бұрын
That's not even including how many it would have eaten before the project began, given the context in the story I don't think we may ever know.
@thecourtjester1931
@thecourtjester1931 Жыл бұрын
This is big brain time
@technoai-01
@technoai-01 Жыл бұрын
He also said that the dragons hunger grew as he became larger
@Mhochul
@Mhochul 4 жыл бұрын
"Many jobs would be lost if the dragon were slaughtered" Hits a little too close to reality
@davidtucker9498
@davidtucker9498 4 жыл бұрын
Notice how they don't talk about the world without the dragon. The next sentence could be, "and then the economic collapse caused by the project and the death of the dragon, coupled with an influx of old people, caused the nation to descend into utter chaos for the next century, and killing far more people in that time than the dragon ever would have." Actions have consequences. Killing the dragon is good. What is the cost?
@gamerzer0835
@gamerzer0835 4 жыл бұрын
Your missing the point david
@uzairm3816
@uzairm3816 4 жыл бұрын
@@davidtucker9498 depends on the situation. Its a balance between the thing and economic consequences
@davidtucker9498
@davidtucker9498 4 жыл бұрын
@@uzairm3816 Exactly.
@Myrus_MBG
@Myrus_MBG 4 жыл бұрын
David Tucker Camps are more about indoctrination and forced labor, extremely few are purposefully killed, but I get your point and agree with it; we need to prepare for the consequences of immortality and it’s not wise to do it if we can’t suffer the consequences. The point of the video though is that death shouldn’t be viewed as part of the “natural process” of life, it should be abolished and the work around for things like over-population should be worked out. I personally think the video is fine in ignoring this, but that’s up for debate.
@iainballas
@iainballas 3 жыл бұрын
The only thing that I'm miffed you left out of this story, likely for brevity, was this: "Sometimes the dragon would devour these unfortunate souls upon arrival; sometimes again it would lock them up in the mountain where they would wither away for months or years before eventually being consumed." The dragon doesn't just kill us. It tortures us.
@Likeusb1
@Likeusb1 3 жыл бұрын
Ah so like a disease
@zarek9340
@zarek9340 3 жыл бұрын
@@Likeusb1 i think the dragon is supposed to represent disease, yes
@thetalantonx
@thetalantonx 3 жыл бұрын
@@Likeusb1 The dragon is aging and human senescence, humans getting older and eventually dying.
@iainballas
@iainballas 3 жыл бұрын
@@thetalantonx It is pure evil. Harm without necessary cause is evil. The dragon is harm,. without cause.
@jgray1831
@jgray1831 3 жыл бұрын
@@iainballas it’s insatiable hunger
@ShyBug42
@ShyBug42 4 жыл бұрын
If this were real we all know there would be a group of people who would just go to the dragon and snitch
@NineSun001
@NineSun001 4 жыл бұрын
There would most definatly be a religios group praising that fucking dragon and sabotaging the mislle project.
@apersonok5491
@apersonok5491 4 жыл бұрын
@@NineSun001 and if i see a dragon i would shit my pants
@apersonok5491
@apersonok5491 4 жыл бұрын
@Samuel Bateman no
@apersonok5491
@apersonok5491 4 жыл бұрын
@@Titan-br7ld ik we worship too be saved regardless of religion
@durablewatermark
@durablewatermark 4 жыл бұрын
And get eaten in the process. The dragon is also probably too fat to do anything.
@Smiguli64
@Smiguli64 2 жыл бұрын
Now imagine if the dragon got back up in the end and was actually a two phase boss fight.
@mariustan9275
@mariustan9275 2 жыл бұрын
backup missile
@Abram-Delgado
@Abram-Delgado 2 жыл бұрын
Decoy snail
@beanbrain6162
@beanbrain6162 2 жыл бұрын
@@Abram-Delgado XD
@isaacm7934
@isaacm7934 2 жыл бұрын
So fatalis
@yoannbelleville7763
@yoannbelleville7763 2 жыл бұрын
The dragon: "This isn't even my final form"!
@SamwichYT
@SamwichYT 4 жыл бұрын
It’s insane how much emotion can be conveyed through just good writing alone.
@jannikheidemann3805
@jannikheidemann3805 4 жыл бұрын
Affirmative. I realy enjoyed how well this is written.
@Hu-nf1hv
@Hu-nf1hv 3 жыл бұрын
His voice also play quite the role in this
@thestickmanchannel8589
@thestickmanchannel8589 3 жыл бұрын
100% really felt this one and the animations help aswell
@Kinslade
@Kinslade 3 жыл бұрын
I come to rewatch this every once in a while, and it hits right in the feelings every time.
@Rustie3000
@Rustie3000 3 жыл бұрын
indeed, at the end I had tears in my eyes
@SQUIRRELSONASTICK
@SQUIRRELSONASTICK 3 жыл бұрын
Now I want a city building game where the objective is to feed an ever growing dragon. Every year it eats a few more people, growing exponentially alongside the size of your city as you unlock new tech.
@lewismartin3430
@lewismartin3430 2 жыл бұрын
here be dragons in stelllaris is this but on a galactic scale
@SMT-ks8yp
@SMT-ks8yp 2 жыл бұрын
...but your ability to produce "spare" population does not grow exponentially as resources (free land on the map, at least) are finite, so build the missile in time or everything would collapse. On the other hand, super-expensive endgame device also means a risk to not provide enough food for the dragon and wake it up. Now this really sounds like a game.
@mariustan9275
@mariustan9275 2 жыл бұрын
@@SMT-ks8yp Yeah, so you have resources being sapped, so you need to make a rocket in time.
@ShatabdaRoy115
@ShatabdaRoy115 2 жыл бұрын
As a game dev… I WOULDN’T RECOMMEND IT
@SQUIRRELSONASTICK
@SQUIRRELSONASTICK 2 жыл бұрын
@@ShatabdaRoy115, could you explain why?
@THExRISER
@THExRISER 3 жыл бұрын
10:17 I just realized that not even the queen survived the dragon, this really shows that the king shares his people's pain.
@Morningstar_37
@Morningstar_37 2 жыл бұрын
and it also shows that everyone had an equal risk of getting chosen, not just the common people but also nobles
@2345mat
@2345mat 2 жыл бұрын
@@Morningstar_37 The King or ruling monarch would probably be exempt
@hsgame4088
@hsgame4088 2 жыл бұрын
@@2345mat The dragon represents death. So no...no one is exempt
@2345mat
@2345mat 2 жыл бұрын
@@hsgame4088 Queen Elizabeth. Edit: Rest in Peace HM the queen. 🇬🇧
@hsgame4088
@hsgame4088 2 жыл бұрын
@@2345mat Well...yes that is the only exemption you are correct. Though Im not sure if we can consider her human.
@sharpfang
@sharpfang 2 жыл бұрын
In reality, the megacorporation responsible for feeding the dragon would sabotage the project.
@alexcat6685
@alexcat6685 2 жыл бұрын
Humanity is it's worst enemy. And it's Greatest ally.
@alexcisneros2980
@alexcisneros2980 2 жыл бұрын
You do realize the dragon eats everyone right? Stop your cynical BS. I know many corpo greedy cynical jerks who love their families. They too would have had their daughters and sons eaten by the dragon. Nobody was exempt. Everyone needs each other.
@SeaSerpentLevi
@SeaSerpentLevi 2 жыл бұрын
@@alexcisneros2980 after all they would be a minority of people with great influence, and just in fiction that sort of people would just accept to go trough the same hardships as everyone else with less influence/power.
@AliceTheSpider
@AliceTheSpider Жыл бұрын
@@alexcat6685 it's not hmanity, when most responsible is the few that has power through corrupted system that they convinced people it's better than alternatives when in reality it's for their own profit and nothing else
@NealonHD
@NealonHD Жыл бұрын
If the dragon is death and medicine is a way to, until we find the final solution, prolong life, we are already feeding people to the dragon earlier than required by not providing the medicine we have to those who need it and not researching medicine which might save live but is to cost effective to research.
@lifeisboss7097
@lifeisboss7097 4 жыл бұрын
The least accurate thing about this fable is that a scientist predicted how long their project would take
@shichengrao5314
@shichengrao5314 4 жыл бұрын
Actually, not really. They predicted with an uncertainty of 2.5 years. And the extra funding thing just blew the whole estimate out of the water.
@lifeisboss7097
@lifeisboss7097 4 жыл бұрын
@@shichengrao5314 The scientist said, X-Y years, but with more funding it might be possible in 12 years. It took 12 years. I am using the 2nd estimate as they got more funds
@kitkat47chrysalis95
@kitkat47chrysalis95 4 жыл бұрын
@@lifeisboss7097 while i agree for sake of accuracy they really should have missed their estimate, for tge sake of storytelling and forshadowing i think it should be the way that it is, keeping it simple so that starting sooner rather than sciencing more effectively is the moral of the story
@9nikola
@9nikola 4 жыл бұрын
A real scientist should be able to accurately predict approximately how long a project should take. Most of the times we get to hear about their predictions, however, it is often exaggerated or misunderstood by journalists, public speakers and others. This is shown accurately in the video, as the scientists said they might be able to do it in 12 years with proper funding (then everyone began funding it and supporting it), while the king said they'd do it in 10 years.
@lifeisboss7097
@lifeisboss7097 4 жыл бұрын
@@9nikola Everyone SHOULD be able to predict when their project should be done, but that doesn't mean a ten+ year project will not have unexpected setbacks or breakthroughs. So while i agree with you for small month to year long projects, I find it highly unlikely that a decade+ project will be exactly on time
@SteelKatanas
@SteelKatanas 6 жыл бұрын
My cousin's out fighting Dragons and what do I get? Guard duty.
@brightenight8699
@brightenight8699 6 жыл бұрын
drcadillac well at least your still alive
@ap1evideogame44
@ap1evideogame44 6 жыл бұрын
What? Lost your sweet roll?
@cymbaline4384
@cymbaline4384 6 жыл бұрын
I see you like pink Floyd
@bluedemon9985
@bluedemon9985 6 жыл бұрын
hes probably killing notional dragons with a notional sword.
@mattihelminen4830
@mattihelminen4830 6 жыл бұрын
I used to be adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee.
@ravenxd6928
@ravenxd6928 4 жыл бұрын
CGP Grey: Everything can be solved with missiles. Americans: *I fucking knew it*
@kkTeaz
@kkTeaz 3 жыл бұрын
They were ahead of us all along
@johnfkennedy-official
@johnfkennedy-official 3 жыл бұрын
@@kkTeaz i was ahead all along
@cole_climbz6909
@cole_climbz6909 3 жыл бұрын
Plot twist: the dragon laid an egg before he died
@ravenxd6928
@ravenxd6928 3 жыл бұрын
@@kkTeaz lol
@lesterhottle4991
@lesterhottle4991 3 жыл бұрын
@@cole_climbz6909 I ate it. *Demoman bass boosted burp*
@Botpointo
@Botpointo 2 жыл бұрын
I love how the king aged a whole generation in 12 years.
@aname1190
@aname1190 2 жыл бұрын
Hey man it was tough times for the man. He lost an entire summer castle I guess
@maheswarpradeep2816
@maheswarpradeep2816 2 жыл бұрын
Also his wife
@lordfangar5671
@lordfangar5671 2 жыл бұрын
Stress causes you to physically age faster
@Planet.Xplor3r
@Planet.Xplor3r 2 жыл бұрын
@@maheswarpradeep2816🤓
@amphibiland
@amphibiland 2 жыл бұрын
@@vardekpetrovic9716 20
@ProbablyBarney
@ProbablyBarney 4 жыл бұрын
the people had slain the dragon, and then they could finally make a dope ass enderman farm
@meleboo6072
@meleboo6072 3 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@Qreator06
@Qreator06 3 жыл бұрын
smort and stonks
@Cahrssomething
@Cahrssomething 3 жыл бұрын
real big hermitcraft stonks
@ChimpChamp_
@ChimpChamp_ 3 жыл бұрын
Nice
@ulrikahaggard9923
@ulrikahaggard9923 3 жыл бұрын
Pog
@vanderengland5775
@vanderengland5775 5 жыл бұрын
Grey: it’s a fable Also grey: *diamond tipped ballistic warhead*
@thehiddenninja3428
@thehiddenninja3428 5 жыл бұрын
Also grey: tells about wanting to be immortal at every opportunity. this dragon is death itself.
@ender691
@ender691 4 жыл бұрын
it is stilll a fable is a short story, typically with animals as characters, conveying a moral. and the characters don't have names (e.g the king, the dragon, a man, a child, a scientist etc.)
@vanderengland5775
@vanderengland5775 4 жыл бұрын
Don’t worry everyone I know what a fable is and the actual meaning of this. My point was that fables TYPICALLY are set in the Middle Ages or earlier without modern technology, and that’s what this one looked like it was going to be at the beginning. I know it’s still a fable I just thought it was funny
@somefuckstolemynick
@somefuckstolemynick 4 жыл бұрын
The Hidden Ninja not death, but aging.
@raphaelwaggoner3200
@raphaelwaggoner3200 4 жыл бұрын
Finally, someone who doesn't say hAhA ItS a NuKe
@TheDaltonius
@TheDaltonius 3 жыл бұрын
Dragon slaying in fantasy: magic, strength, skill, mastery Dragon slaying in sci-fi: anyways so we launch an Anti Aircraft defense missile at it
@ant0_457
@ant0_457 3 жыл бұрын
Tungsten rods lmao
@connormacleod4922
@connormacleod4922 3 жыл бұрын
*Shadowrun Intensifies*
@evandelck8541
@evandelck8541 3 жыл бұрын
Yep
@haka-katyt7439
@haka-katyt7439 3 жыл бұрын
Let's be honest America would absolutely drop a nuclear armament on a dragon
@bobybimberbod8500
@bobybimberbod8500 3 жыл бұрын
A-10 Warthog vs dragon BRRRRRRT
@aguy7848
@aguy7848 2 жыл бұрын
1:11 I didn't notice before, but the little boy to the far left, arms folded, not having any of what the teacher says, is actually the same boy who yelled out about his "Granny" being eaten and how the dragon really is bad, at the big meeting. Nice detail. He had the right idea from the start, and the *adults* were the ones who needed convincing.
@thatdumbguy2621
@thatdumbguy2621 2 жыл бұрын
It's usually the younger generation
@palpo5
@palpo5 2 жыл бұрын
Wow that's a nice easter egg
@harrisonmorgan7492
@harrisonmorgan7492 2 жыл бұрын
It definitely is not.
@connorstamps1298
@connorstamps1298 Жыл бұрын
There’s a difference in the hair color
@lucasseakins8920
@lucasseakins8920 Жыл бұрын
@@connorstamps1298 I thought that, too
@diobrando8979
@diobrando8979 3 жыл бұрын
Love this one, Grey. Especially the king's advisor for morality's speech and the "Many jobs would be lost if the dragon were slaughtered." Sadly, our society is too terrified of killing its own dragons.
@grawa4278
@grawa4278 2 жыл бұрын
Dio being surprisingly nice
@winoblio
@winoblio 2 жыл бұрын
@@grawa4278 even dio has standards when it comes to evil.
@taqoe6430
@taqoe6430 2 жыл бұрын
what are these "dragons" everyone's talking bout
@grawa4278
@grawa4278 2 жыл бұрын
@@taqoe6430 The dragon is senescence/aging, some people are attempting to use science to defeat our aging, those are the dragonologists, some are arguing that dying is what makes life worth living, like the king's advisor.
@dudenamedchris3325
@dudenamedchris3325 2 жыл бұрын
@@grawa4278 War could also be one interpretation
@blackimbreon9451
@blackimbreon9451 3 жыл бұрын
It's all fun and games until someone places back 4 end crystals
@icwatto
@icwatto 3 жыл бұрын
at least ðey have an elytra
@D4rkslider
@D4rkslider 3 жыл бұрын
U wha-
@anilkumarvkkunjukunju3025
@anilkumarvkkunjukunju3025 3 жыл бұрын
nice
@alvinchen9655
@alvinchen9655 3 жыл бұрын
the end again
@icwatto
@icwatto 3 жыл бұрын
@@alvinchen9655 *......again
@GimR
@GimR 6 жыл бұрын
So this about curing death right?
@qb4428
@qb4428 6 жыл бұрын
Yes, it is. Then we can play smash forever.
@ltm0011
@ltm0011 6 жыл бұрын
yes, and other things
@nathanwall2808
@nathanwall2808 6 жыл бұрын
It's about Government.
@Sinergmovies
@Sinergmovies 6 жыл бұрын
What a silly question... its abuot a dragon
@JihadNinja
@JihadNinja 6 жыл бұрын
No, it's about building a really big missile and nuking china.
@Chaos_God_of_Fate
@Chaos_God_of_Fate 2 жыл бұрын
A part of the story that you don't hear about- the people who spoke out against the Dragon and argued that it was evil were persecuted and most of the time they were the ones chosen to be fed to the Dragon.
@Sara3346
@Sara3346 2 жыл бұрын
No. The dragon itself previously specified that the people were to be brought to it randomly.
@barrackobama2216
@barrackobama2216 Жыл бұрын
@@Sara3346and how would the dragon know that they are sending in activists?
@coryman125
@coryman125 4 жыл бұрын
I know this is a big analogy for stopping natural aging, but the real takeaway here is how clever the dragon is. Why eat a kingdom full of people when you can instead spend centuries atop a mountain eating a smaller number of people consistently? Somebody needs to rewrite this from the dragon's perspective as a pro-renewable resources story.
@coryman125
@coryman125 4 жыл бұрын
@@jaredganzhorn6834 hasn't Grey said on a podcast that this is about aging? Though I suppose it can be interpreted a few different ways
@serbanandrei7532
@serbanandrei7532 4 жыл бұрын
This comment is so underated
@Silmerano
@Silmerano 4 жыл бұрын
​@@coryman125 The whole dragon creates jobs things felt like a pretty obvious call to climate change.
@godparticle3295
@godparticle3295 4 жыл бұрын
@@Silmerano What's even more obvious is that CGP Gray has made 4 videos before this in a row talking about ending aging and death
@Silmerano
@Silmerano 4 жыл бұрын
@@godparticle3295 Cool he didn't write this story though.
@AI-3279
@AI-3279 3 жыл бұрын
When he says “Many long held assumptions overturned” (11:40) you can see the advisor for morality to the left of the king, happy despite what he said at the beginning of the project.
@lanluhylrean1122
@lanluhylrean1122 Жыл бұрын
He was simple playing the devil’s advocate. He didn’t believe his own argument, but felt it had to be said to spur on change from another.
@swaggerdagger8976
@swaggerdagger8976 3 жыл бұрын
THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU DONT KILL ALDUIN AND JUST DO SIDE QUESTS
@queenfry7634
@queenfry7634 3 жыл бұрын
YES
@queenfry7634
@queenfry7634 3 жыл бұрын
FINALLY SOMEONE UNDERSTANDS
@Matt_the_pirate
@Matt_the_pirate 3 жыл бұрын
This is literally lore of the mythic era dragons' reign over humanity but with humans developing missiles instead of the voice
@queenfry7634
@queenfry7634 3 жыл бұрын
@@Matt_the_pirate yes
@inexplicarus7852
@inexplicarus7852 3 жыл бұрын
IM SORRY I JUST WANTED TO GIVE THAT MAN HIS CARROTS
@evrint
@evrint 2 жыл бұрын
"Eat the dragon! Eat the dragon!" Chanted the crowds, pouncing on the corpse.
@tgdomnemo5052
@tgdomnemo5052 2 жыл бұрын
YESSSS !!! 👍🏽💥👊🏾
@timotius_sdv
@timotius_sdv Жыл бұрын
Then they all are being cursed by the dragon's meat turned them into horrible being.
@Cresign
@Cresign Жыл бұрын
"It tastes like chicken"
@Shteca
@Shteca 5 жыл бұрын
Better storyline than season eight of Game of Thrones
@WarlordM
@WarlordM 5 жыл бұрын
Game of Thrones had a metaphor like the dragon and let Arya teleport and stab it with not major loss to the main cast. Game of Thrones could have been this video but bigger, but it wasn't. Someday, something will be.
@swordsmanthegamernine7973
@swordsmanthegamernine7973 5 жыл бұрын
Setting the bar pretty low there aintcha?
@aaronlandry3934
@aaronlandry3934 5 жыл бұрын
Warlord M Arya definitely didn’t teleport. I don’t know why people seem to think that she did? You can see her movement blow a White Walkers hair as he turns to see her, right before the Night King turns to catch her because he saw her through the White Walker’s eyes
@WarlordM
@WarlordM 5 жыл бұрын
@@aaronlandry3934 not the point lol. You can't just stab death, you need to use magic/science
@aaronlandry3934
@aaronlandry3934 5 жыл бұрын
Warlord M Valarian Steel is made with magic. Blood magic to be specific, but the show never got to explaining that. It was also under the Wierwood tree that gave him his magic to begin with
@major_kukri2430
@major_kukri2430 5 жыл бұрын
Dragon: why do I hear boss music?
@myshitfeelslikefire161
@myshitfeelslikefire161 5 жыл бұрын
Why king small?
@ayeshaghulam1985
@ayeshaghulam1985 5 жыл бұрын
No more likes
@major_kukri2430
@major_kukri2430 5 жыл бұрын
@@ayeshaghulam1985 :( I wanted to reach 420
@ayeshaghulam1985
@ayeshaghulam1985 5 жыл бұрын
No!
@ayeshaghulam1985
@ayeshaghulam1985 5 жыл бұрын
It has 69!
@abblepees8407
@abblepees8407 5 жыл бұрын
How to Kill your Dragon, coming out this Thursday!
@ryanpresho2646
@ryanpresho2646 5 жыл бұрын
Rocket Square Is that a Magnus Chase reference?
@Clcl-uc4jd
@Clcl-uc4jd 5 жыл бұрын
But it is Friday
@SirLudan
@SirLudan 5 жыл бұрын
@@BuckiCompany You probably got woooshed harder
@ohyeah3036
@ohyeah3036 5 жыл бұрын
@@SirLudan lol
@hamz5791
@hamz5791 5 жыл бұрын
In the first movie it almost ended up like that with toothless
@accusedtoppat
@accusedtoppat 2 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: In the original fable the guy who begged the king to stop the last train was also the boy who's grandma was killed
@boringbilal9224
@boringbilal9224 3 жыл бұрын
Imagine living in this world and hearing a knock on the door.
@theyoten1613
@theyoten1613 3 жыл бұрын
You live in this world. The dragon is literally just the concept of death. CGP Grey is anti-aging.
@okayokey
@okayokey 3 жыл бұрын
@@theyoten1613 Yeah, but there’s no sound to death. It’s a surprise you can’t react to.
@Toasteeei
@Toasteeei 3 жыл бұрын
@@okayokey unless a snake is hissing loudly at you and it bites you anyway
@gergoretvari6373
@gergoretvari6373 3 жыл бұрын
similar stuff happened after WWII. only difference was that a black car appeared at your house and then you never saw your family again
@okayokey
@okayokey 3 жыл бұрын
@Philippe the dude which one?
@carlociotola7137
@carlociotola7137 3 жыл бұрын
The thing that I like the most about this story is the fact that the center point of it is not the dragon, but the human capacity of always overcoming seemingly impossible challenges. And that makes the story very appealing and "malleable". The dragon is a metaphor for death by old age, this much seems obvious going through the story, but with slight tweaks, the same concept could work very easily on other big problems like cancer or climate change, and I think that this thing speaks volumes about how beautifully this concept is exposed.
@thetalantonx
@thetalantonx 3 жыл бұрын
Sasuga Nick Bostrom. :D
@crash_hunter8659
@crash_hunter8659 3 жыл бұрын
When we work on our problems together.
@lazygamerz
@lazygamerz 3 жыл бұрын
Cancer is defined as one of the seven aging processes. In fact, all of rejuvenation biotechnology is to cure the things old people get. That you happen to be 25 years old when you are healthy and cured, is just a side-effect.
@natesmodelsdoodles5403
@natesmodelsdoodles5403 3 жыл бұрын
@@lazygamerz TBH, the aging process in general could be considered a terminal illness, which is kinda the whole point of this story, so...
@lazygamerz
@lazygamerz 3 жыл бұрын
​@@natesmodelsdoodles5403 OP of this thread thinks cancer can somehow be avoided as though its not part of aging, but 2/3 of all cancer is caused by time over which chemical accidents can take place to activate the mechanisms for cell-division and telomere-lengthening. Cancer is as much aging as parkinson's and arthritis and cardiovascular disease. Cancer is also the only aging disease called cancer regardless of where it happens in the body. Meanwhile if you get Parkinson's for losing certain braincells over time then we don't call it Parkinson's when it happens in your pace-maker cells in your heart, we call it "heart disease". And then when it happens in your muscles we call it "age-related muscle-atrophy" or something like that. "Aging" is the dumbest worst word in modern language, because that word causes more confusion and apathy than anything.
@ocinnico2608
@ocinnico2608 5 жыл бұрын
Dude: The last train! King: A small price to pay for salvation
@swordsmanthegamernine7973
@swordsmanthegamernine7973 5 жыл бұрын
ociNNico to be fair it’s a tactical necessity. If the dragon thinks everything is still functioning the way it has been, then it has no reason to move. Even when the missile comes and he sees it, experience has taught him he’s invincible, and thus he still has no reason to move, if anything he has more reason to crush their hope by tanking the missile with his assumed invincibility. However, if he doesn’t get his food the same way he has, there’s a chance he will become enraged and leave the mountain and head for the town. Not only would that mean the missile wouldn’t hit, since the target moved, but also now there’s an angry dragon coming towards them .
@theshard5697
@theshard5697 5 жыл бұрын
Lord Farquaad: That is a sacrifice ... I am willing to make.
@Albert-lo2xn
@Albert-lo2xn 5 жыл бұрын
@@swordsmanthegamernine7973 it's just a joke
@vinifalleroliveira
@vinifalleroliveira 5 жыл бұрын
@@swordsmanthegamernine7973 No shit Sherlock
@jameswhite3415
@jameswhite3415 5 жыл бұрын
SwordsmanTheGamer Nine That is if the dragon can still fly after all this time.
@justaguywhodraws
@justaguywhodraws 2 жыл бұрын
I like how it’s wings are a foggy thing or just transparent like it’s a part of the dragon’s evil and it’s literally spewing out of its sides
@bedrobnf6861
@bedrobnf6861 4 жыл бұрын
"and the king sold his summer castle.." how generous of him..
@thecanadiankiwibirb4512
@thecanadiankiwibirb4512 4 жыл бұрын
Bedro Bnf better than nothing
@fataldinazor3732
@fataldinazor3732 4 жыл бұрын
I noticed that but smirked but snorted my water (that I was drinking) out my nose after reading this comment made my day ^_^
@frnnzy_
@frnnzy_ 4 жыл бұрын
PEOPLE HAVE DIETS, OK? Lol
@HR-pz7ts
@HR-pz7ts 4 жыл бұрын
What we learn Today kids? Humans always win
@ToxNano
@ToxNano 4 жыл бұрын
Should have fed the king to the dragon and seized all assets
@orangeinkius7257
@orangeinkius7257 3 жыл бұрын
10:53 "that white flame shooting into the darkness embodied the human spirit" damn why did this make me feel something
@ThatGuyNicho
@ThatGuyNicho 3 жыл бұрын
Because you're human, bro
@ShatabdaRoy115
@ShatabdaRoy115 2 жыл бұрын
@@ThatGuyNicho AH STRAIGHT ANSWER WOOOO!
@Akrafena
@Akrafena 2 жыл бұрын
@Maxlaxian Empire thy kingdom COMe
@epicjoer3524
@epicjoer3524 5 жыл бұрын
That was when they noticed the huge pile of eggs at the bottom of the mountain...
@nagapandian
@nagapandian 5 жыл бұрын
I mean it’s fine as long as you kill the eggs or something.
@crazy_boi1247
@crazy_boi1247 5 жыл бұрын
@@nagapandian its indestructible
@joelcrafter43
@joelcrafter43 5 жыл бұрын
@@crazy_boi1247 just make handheld weapons out of the material the hatchlings will be small enough to take on with a simple dagger made of it.
@eysirt
@eysirt 5 жыл бұрын
omlets...
@biliminsrlar5752
@biliminsrlar5752 5 жыл бұрын
*Free breakfast for everyone*
@gpinrgrmoma
@gpinrgrmoma 2 жыл бұрын
Everyone believes the dragon is a fact of life, until the dragon sets its eyes on you.
@brostrod
@brostrod 4 жыл бұрын
City: Firing test missiles Dragon: Yeah that looks fine
@thesenate5291
@thesenate5291 4 жыл бұрын
Would you give a shit if a few sheep started stamping in a piece of wood in the middle of a field?
@AstolfoGayming
@AstolfoGayming 4 жыл бұрын
The dragon had been attacked before. It had won every fight. Why would it be scared now? Look at it this way. If a kitten attacks you, you won't consider it a threat. If a hundred kittens attack, you might be annoyed, but still not threatened. If after dozens of years, these kittens now start throwing little pebbles at empty patches of dirt, would you be scared? No. Of course not. You might think that they're attacking, but just like the last times, you'll win the fight.
@svendinsvinderlin4569
@svendinsvinderlin4569 4 жыл бұрын
I'M GONNA NUKE DEATH RIGHT IN THE DICK! U S A U S A U S A.
@randomcoconutchannel8178
@randomcoconutchannel8178 4 жыл бұрын
Fires nukes*
@brostrod
@brostrod 4 жыл бұрын
Astolfo you got a good point
@cubles6825
@cubles6825 4 жыл бұрын
Imagine the corruption of the people deciding who’ll die.
@ecivedsusagep
@ecivedsusagep 4 жыл бұрын
*my liked videos intensify*
@aliski768
@aliski768 4 жыл бұрын
it has to be chosen randomly
@floydlooney6837
@floydlooney6837 4 жыл бұрын
@@aliski768 not likely
@aliski768
@aliski768 4 жыл бұрын
@@floydlooney6837 in the video says that haves to be radomly chosen
@catbert7
@catbert7 4 жыл бұрын
Don't have to imagine. That's the welfare bureaucracy.
@Definitely_Dave
@Definitely_Dave 4 жыл бұрын
It’s all fun and games until someone creates a dragon cult.
@susgamingidk3662
@susgamingidk3662 4 жыл бұрын
We could make a religion out of this
@superking5586
@superking5586 4 жыл бұрын
@@susgamingidk3662 oh shit yea that could happen
@averagejoe6031
@averagejoe6031 4 жыл бұрын
Sooo libertarianism?
@bloxracer3627
@bloxracer3627 4 жыл бұрын
I refuse
@bloxracer3627
@bloxracer3627 4 жыл бұрын
I refuse
@ade5182
@ade5182 Жыл бұрын
This always reminds me to diseases, we see them as natural till we find a cure, and in that case some people doubt it
@nextlaunch1
@nextlaunch1 Жыл бұрын
That’s exactly the point. Aging is a disease which can be stopped.
@hypergamedev1381
@hypergamedev1381 Жыл бұрын
Interesting seeing this video again now. Years later with new perspective. I had brain surgery and lost almost a weeks worth of memories. I remember being gone. Or more like, I dont remember. I just wish I had the chance to be eternal. Oh well. Maybe my childrens children.
@fr4781
@fr4781 3 жыл бұрын
Lesson: death can be destroyed with missiles
@tvman9720
@tvman9720 3 жыл бұрын
I 100% agree with this statement
@NeostormXLMAX
@NeostormXLMAX 3 жыл бұрын
with enough destructive force you can technically destroy anything, even the law of causation
@sirnikkel6746
@sirnikkel6746 2 жыл бұрын
@@NeostormXLMAX Time travel time!
@entropy7999
@entropy7999 2 жыл бұрын
What is an age cure but targeted systems both cleaning landscapes ravaged by constant warfare combined by equipping our immune systems with missiles, while using the wartime economy to encourage prosperity across the larger society of cells?
@herohamza1196
@herohamza1196 2 жыл бұрын
act like the GOC killing SCP-682
@mrkitloin
@mrkitloin 5 жыл бұрын
Imagine being the last person to die before the cure for death is invented
@hairyputter5363
@hairyputter5363 4 жыл бұрын
God: Oof
@arrestmenot
@arrestmenot 4 жыл бұрын
Imagine dying after the cure is invented because you still don’t have medicare for all and the insurance company deny your coverage.
@Budgiebrain994
@Budgiebrain994 4 жыл бұрын
Film called Mr Nobody touches on this concept
@jamsboi7048
@jamsboi7048 4 жыл бұрын
Oof
@Lemonz1989
@Lemonz1989 4 жыл бұрын
kidmosey But it could ruin your financial life, though.
@zeromailss
@zeromailss 6 жыл бұрын
I wasn't expecting a happy ending, I thought it would be a *grey* one
@graceconcannon3437
@graceconcannon3437 6 жыл бұрын
badum - tss
@elizabethh.9556
@elizabethh.9556 6 жыл бұрын
*gray
@zeromailss
@zeromailss 6 жыл бұрын
wooosh
@gingeetheginge6071
@gingeetheginge6071 6 жыл бұрын
...well played...
@maruclout6757
@maruclout6757 6 жыл бұрын
にゃあエイリアンMeowAlien I don't get it
@dhappypunk
@dhappypunk 2 жыл бұрын
I lost my dad a year ago to covid i got the text that he could set up a covid vaccine appointment the day after his death, this hits hard to me.
@cjvargas7000
@cjvargas7000 2 жыл бұрын
May he rest in piece
@ScienceDiscoverer
@ScienceDiscoverer 2 жыл бұрын
The Dragon strikes again...
@tgdomnemo5052
@tgdomnemo5052 2 жыл бұрын
Covid took my mom ... But remember, the virus is not the dragon, the "humans" behind the industries that pretend to feed it are the real "big snakes" - and those we CAN fight . . . 🙏🏼❤️😞 ... keep going, keep fighting, make your dad proud !
@excusemewhat8437
@excusemewhat8437 3 жыл бұрын
“Selling his summer castle.” Is there like a market for this?
@criticalyeet1916
@criticalyeet1916 3 жыл бұрын
If rich people exist there is a market for everything
@user-mh2bw4hu3o
@user-mh2bw4hu3o 3 жыл бұрын
real estate market
@gabcis
@gabcis 3 жыл бұрын
@@outrancedawster Often times a king isnt the richest man on the kingdom
@jsmith5443
@jsmith5443 3 жыл бұрын
if all their money went to the project, how could there be any money leftover, unless there were more kingdoms?
@newcantinacrispychickentac7754
@newcantinacrispychickentac7754 3 жыл бұрын
@@jsmith5443 all of the money in the treasury was used. People still had money for themselves
@oscarfriend4643
@oscarfriend4643 3 жыл бұрын
"the dragons defeated... what now?" *get an elytra*
@LeafyLeafbloom
@LeafyLeafbloom 3 жыл бұрын
*have a war over who gets the egg*
@inigochicano
@inigochicano 3 жыл бұрын
They already made airplanes by that time so there's really no need for elytras
@PenPen-xy3xd
@PenPen-xy3xd 3 жыл бұрын
@@inigochicano ok so do you wanna fly with no airplane or have to be on a big flying machine that can only go in certain places?
@teplapus8795
@teplapus8795 3 жыл бұрын
@@LeafyLeafbloom Start tegg games
@onyx1221
@onyx1221 3 жыл бұрын
Well we killed it on the overworld sooo no egg nor elytra we need more ender eyes
@blitzkrieg2928
@blitzkrieg2928 6 жыл бұрын
*The Reaper would like to acces your location*
@maripaws
@maripaws 6 жыл бұрын
Minh Duy Chu he works in chipotle
@c.j9736
@c.j9736 6 жыл бұрын
I turned off my location cuz of this
@eascide
@eascide 6 жыл бұрын
*Miley Cyrus would like to access the location of the nearest Construction Site*
@youtubeenigma8316
@youtubeenigma8316 6 жыл бұрын
Hm?
@chennardepena9369
@chennardepena9369 6 жыл бұрын
Blitzkrieg hahha
@joshuawilliams8921
@joshuawilliams8921 2 жыл бұрын
The one thing I love about this story so much is the Dragon is a interchangeable with any problem. Aging, Economy, Politics, Medicine… the list goes on and on.
@theyoten1613
@theyoten1613 2 жыл бұрын
No, the dragon is death by ageing specifically.
@gfrewqpoiu
@gfrewqpoiu 8 ай бұрын
It is specifically meant to symbolize death by aging and disease, which is why you can still see some children being sent to the dragon But economics and other things don’t really fit
@wakeupandsmellit
@wakeupandsmellit 5 жыл бұрын
Looks like the Dragon didnt have projectile protection.
@nicolesu7977
@nicolesu7977 5 жыл бұрын
*blast protection
@endon55
@endon55 5 жыл бұрын
Protect from Missiles
@princeaghedo9494
@princeaghedo9494 5 жыл бұрын
Ha
@lazarenadaraia6446
@lazarenadaraia6446 5 жыл бұрын
WeAreTheDmitri blast protection ***
@pixelpuncher125
@pixelpuncher125 5 жыл бұрын
*MINECRAFT 100*
@DiamondAxeStudiosMusic
@DiamondAxeStudiosMusic 6 жыл бұрын
I can't help but feel like this is a metaphor for something... I'll probably be dead before I can figure out what it is though...
@lunkel8108
@lunkel8108 6 жыл бұрын
It's an analogy for ending death by aging.
@DiamondAxeStudiosMusic
@DiamondAxeStudiosMusic 6 жыл бұрын
Yes... yes, I'm aware.
@lunkel8108
@lunkel8108 6 жыл бұрын
You never know with youtube comments
@leaf7134
@leaf7134 6 жыл бұрын
Pootis Spencer Here wooooosh
@lunkel8108
@lunkel8108 6 жыл бұрын
Hi there, reddit
@taro.s
@taro.s 6 жыл бұрын
There are gonna be conspiracy theories about how the dragon never exsisted after that
@busshock
@busshock 6 жыл бұрын
More likely, a hundred years from now no one will remember what it was like when the dragon lived, and people will look at their new problems and blame them on the lack of a dragon, saying "killing the dragon was a mistake" and "bring back the dragon!"
@matthhiasbrownanonionchopp3471
@matthhiasbrownanonionchopp3471 6 жыл бұрын
Deltarune even longer than that people will say dragons never existed if the remains aren't properly kept
@TinyFoxTom
@TinyFoxTom 6 жыл бұрын
*cough* elvish longevity
@ryandoan1580
@ryandoan1580 6 жыл бұрын
ppl will then say that the corpse was fake and are constructed to fool the mass
@ALLmasked
@ALLmasked 6 жыл бұрын
lol delta u got it bro
@flowersforferdinand375
@flowersforferdinand375 2 жыл бұрын
Death itself is our greatest enemy, while we war and quibble over every tiny thing. "So many need not have been killed by the dragon had we but awoken from our acceptance of its horror sooner." really hits. Especially how, as a leader, the king is so sympathetic of our united mistakes, and so despite the needs of the few, we fight for the needs of many.
@msk-qp6fn
@msk-qp6fn Жыл бұрын
One surprisingly fairness, it seems, is that royalty arent exempted from becoming a sacrifice
@alvinchen9655
@alvinchen9655 Жыл бұрын
@@msk-qp6fn It's representing death, in the context of the story the dragon serves the same purpose as the grim reaper.
@AndrewMaller-qy8mo
@AndrewMaller-qy8mo Жыл бұрын
Suicidal people exist.
@justahuman5160
@justahuman5160 4 жыл бұрын
How to beat the dragon: 1.Let's Invent a Thing Inventor
@unflexian
@unflexian 4 жыл бұрын
said the thing inventor inventor, who was invented by a thing inventor
@solvinghealth
@solvinghealth 4 жыл бұрын
It's a meta-solution. Like in the DeepMind mission (create AGI to solve anything).
@tsg-froak9845
@tsg-froak9845 4 жыл бұрын
You could make a religion out of this.
@atziluttth
@atziluttth 4 жыл бұрын
*bill wurtz is happy*
@kingbred01
@kingbred01 4 жыл бұрын
*they never got Ethiopia*
@danger846
@danger846 6 жыл бұрын
Dragon: *Why is the sun getting closer*
@toyseal5665
@toyseal5665 6 жыл бұрын
Lol
@aldrichivanputrasiemarga1126
@aldrichivanputrasiemarga1126 6 жыл бұрын
Then the dragon said:"FUUUC
@SageGilbert191
@SageGilbert191 6 жыл бұрын
Yep I’m liking this comment
@joeybutbaldy
@joeybutbaldy 6 жыл бұрын
Is he getting bigger?
@alexrecrem9094
@alexrecrem9094 6 жыл бұрын
Dragon: *why are the worms cheering?*
@feldon27
@feldon27 4 жыл бұрын
me: How many minutes of 100% pure beautiful allegory have you got? CGP Grey: 13 minutes. me: I'll take it.
@sekarmaltum1695
@sekarmaltum1695 4 жыл бұрын
transformation and rebirth -13
@Dalekscientist
@Dalekscientist 4 жыл бұрын
What is this an allegory for? am I stupid?
@onniojajarvi3953
@onniojajarvi3953 4 жыл бұрын
Dalek Scientist The dragon represents death. You can get a more straightforward presentation in Grey’s video: Why die? Presumably the purpose of this video was to convay the absurdity of opposing life extension.
@frozenheartedgiant8330
@frozenheartedgiant8330 4 жыл бұрын
I'll take your entire stock
@Dalekscientist
@Dalekscientist 4 жыл бұрын
@@onniojajarvi3953 ayy, thanks.
@The-Blind-Witch
@The-Blind-Witch 2 жыл бұрын
Thanks for making the Fable of the Dragon-Tyrant.
@xzxedge
@xzxedge 2 жыл бұрын
why
@conlanhero
@conlanhero 4 жыл бұрын
I was always fine with aging but CGP Grey really makes me pro-immortality
@idiosyncraticlawyer3400
@idiosyncraticlawyer3400 4 жыл бұрын
Duly affirmed.
@JeepnHeel
@JeepnHeel 3 жыл бұрын
Indeed, l have hope that the elders see wisdom in adding it to the Bestagons Doctrine
@nickalvarez3635
@nickalvarez3635 3 жыл бұрын
You are fine with aging because you have no choice. We should get that choice!!
@savary5050
@savary5050 3 жыл бұрын
I don't wanna see the end of the universe
@cliffmode2000
@cliffmode2000 3 жыл бұрын
Older you get the more against it you'll be.
@demolisherman1763
@demolisherman1763 4 жыл бұрын
You know I’m surprised there weren’t any dragon cult fanatics that worshipped it and tried to sabotage the rockets Actually i bet the king knew that the dragon cult fanatics would sabotage the rocket so he fed them to the dragon first
@kv-2450
@kv-2450 4 жыл бұрын
King: *Oh yeah this is big brain time*
@cerridianempire1653
@cerridianempire1653 4 жыл бұрын
just feed them to the fecking dragon
@minatodroger7890
@minatodroger7890 4 жыл бұрын
Smart king
@holvingar4375
@holvingar4375 4 жыл бұрын
Hahahaha!
@corrat4866
@corrat4866 4 жыл бұрын
Like 66 Execute Order 66 It shall be done my lord.
@lorraineandkids
@lorraineandkids 4 жыл бұрын
RIP THE PEOPLE WHO GOT SQUISHED BY THE DRAGON
@kevinthetree3521
@kevinthetree3521 3 жыл бұрын
That's exactly what I thought
@hyu9648
@hyu9648 3 жыл бұрын
Me tooooooo
@graep5863
@graep5863 3 жыл бұрын
I think they were all other places watching
@72streeting
@72streeting 3 жыл бұрын
pretty sure a kid wrote this comment
@Co-uy4mi
@Co-uy4mi 3 жыл бұрын
@@Yourdailycardriver lmao top 10 worst deaths
@invidatauro8922
@invidatauro8922 2 жыл бұрын
I enjoy stories that take the whole "Immortality is Awesome" stance. Even as some one that does believe in an afterlife, I have no qualms about delaying my entrance there as long as possible.
@caesar8224
@caesar8224 2 жыл бұрын
Yes, life and death should be a choice. I hope our own Dragon is slayed someday.
@colorpg152
@colorpg152 2 жыл бұрын
time to slay a dragon
@MiloMurphysLaw
@MiloMurphysLaw 2 жыл бұрын
But would you still choose to become immortal if it meant that you would never ever die, no matter what? I feel like eventually I’d become curious and want to die, just to see what the afterlife is like (assuming there is one).
@therandomhat_
@therandomhat_ 2 жыл бұрын
@@MiloMurphysLaw I don't think we could ever truly kill death even if we banish the evils of disease of the body and mind, and eliminate aging, people will still get into accidents and unfortunately die or people will become bored of life and request to have their body begin to age once more. But what 'killing the dragon' will do is give you the power to decide when you want to pass on from this world to the next.
@kamille286
@kamille286 2 жыл бұрын
As someone who also believes in the afterlife this is very valid XD There are a lot of things I would like to do before I go
@fattyacid1901
@fattyacid1901 4 жыл бұрын
King: What do we do now? People: Overthrow the monarchy!
@michaelkeehan8094
@michaelkeehan8094 4 жыл бұрын
Where you think this took place? France?
@tadigalvez7170
@tadigalvez7170 4 жыл бұрын
@@michaelkeehan8094 what makes you think French monarchs would do such a public service as killing a primordial evil?
@tadigalvez7170
@tadigalvez7170 4 жыл бұрын
@@saintholican8009 my guy why did you woosh me?
@yama123numbercauseytdemand4
@yama123numbercauseytdemand4 4 жыл бұрын
Wait ... There's a tax for that.
@juicemeister1984
@juicemeister1984 4 жыл бұрын
Damn, didn't know they were in france
@LastNexus
@LastNexus 5 жыл бұрын
This has been in my recommended for a year now...
@johannaphillips3243
@johannaphillips3243 5 жыл бұрын
The Crossguard Boy yea me to
@jasmineperida9282
@jasmineperida9282 5 жыл бұрын
Mine too
@banjofangirl3458
@banjofangirl3458 5 жыл бұрын
Saaaamee
@thestronkperson1977
@thestronkperson1977 5 жыл бұрын
Same
@randomknight2585
@randomknight2585 5 жыл бұрын
It’s only been uploaded for 8 months
@kazmark4611
@kazmark4611 3 жыл бұрын
me in 2018: hell yeah everyone would get behind this. me in 2021: existence is hell and half of everyone would snitch to the dragon.
@asher879
@asher879 2 жыл бұрын
yeah......
@TheNeven87
@TheNeven87 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah...It's been a enlightening few years.
@ScienceDiscoverer
@ScienceDiscoverer 2 жыл бұрын
@@TheNeven87 The Dragon seems hyperactive lately... We must accelerate our rocket building efforts!
@tannerman46
@tannerman46 2 жыл бұрын
I thought the king's spokesperson was going to run a disinformation campaign against the movement, shattering society and stopping the progress. Meanwhile, the dragon starts eating everyone, dooming society.
@TheInsomniaddict
@TheInsomniaddict 2 жыл бұрын
Pretty much, yeah.
@maya3334
@maya3334 2 жыл бұрын
The way you drew the dragon though, mad respect.
@lavicrepnaes
@lavicrepnaes 5 жыл бұрын
Just lucky he didnt have resistance to non-magical attacks
@cashleonard7176
@cashleonard7176 4 жыл бұрын
nice one
@Wraithlet
@Wraithlet 4 жыл бұрын
It was a +1 missile
@ashadeofblue6815
@ashadeofblue6815 4 жыл бұрын
he has just that the missile has armor piercing
@awesomemantroll1088
@awesomemantroll1088 4 жыл бұрын
Magic missile beats non-magic missile, but we'll take what we can get.
@DioBrando-yk5up
@DioBrando-yk5up 4 жыл бұрын
No he didn’t have any defense to artificer attacks
@dr.zoraxis
@dr.zoraxis 3 жыл бұрын
That little kid became the smartest person in the story and all that he needed to say was “the dragon is bad”
@roberine7241
@roberine7241 3 жыл бұрын
And it actually sounds like something a child might say. In a situation like this.
@andrespolo2722
@andrespolo2722 3 жыл бұрын
I wouldn't say the smartest, but the Bravest
@FawXnSawX
@FawXnSawX 3 жыл бұрын
@@andrespolo2722 the least deluded.
@thegoldenanvil124
@thegoldenanvil124 3 жыл бұрын
Twice. He had to say that twice.
@p3el_
@p3el_ 3 жыл бұрын
@@thegoldenanvil124 smart 2x
@henrynegron7363
@henrynegron7363 5 жыл бұрын
And the dragon wakes up with a headache and kills everybody
@gingeetheginge6071
@gingeetheginge6071 5 жыл бұрын
Kid wakes him up, gets eaten and fucking dies
@medexamtoolscom
@medexamtoolscom 5 жыл бұрын
They could have saved a whole lot of trouble just by having Saitama punch him once.
@martyjehovah
@martyjehovah 5 жыл бұрын
The dragon wakes up greatly weakened, with a reduced appetite, but a new awareness for danger. Fewer people die each day so on average people live longer. The next great idea will be more difficult, and may not be a killing blow either, but it will further weaken the dragon.
@magicalmercy
@magicalmercy 5 жыл бұрын
Oof
@nqnqnq
@nqnqnq 2 жыл бұрын
I can only hope that the ambition and unity described in this video will, one day, be the usual norm amongst all humans. Long live us all.
@trollerpilotxiv3079
@trollerpilotxiv3079 5 жыл бұрын
Man, where's Dovahkiin when ya need him?
@catlluminati5645
@catlluminati5645 5 жыл бұрын
Where do you think? He's too busy shouting goats off the throat of the world.
@Addrressed
@Addrressed 5 жыл бұрын
@@catlluminati5645 exactly
@tarvoc746
@tarvoc746 5 жыл бұрын
Dovahkiin: "What do you mean kill the dragon? I was far too busy plotting the assassination of the Emperor, because by Sithis, that's the best questline in the whole goddamn game!"
@trollerpilotxiv3079
@trollerpilotxiv3079 5 жыл бұрын
@@tarvoc746 "Everyone knows I'm the Lord of the Sithis"
@tarvoc746
@tarvoc746 5 жыл бұрын
@@trollerpilotxiv3079 Darth Dovahkiin, hmmm... Darthvakiin.
@That-Gooberton
@That-Gooberton 6 жыл бұрын
Surprise, the dragon was sitting on a nest of eggs the entire time
@atomikaI
@atomikaI 6 жыл бұрын
iPaleo LMFAO
@TheShooterlol
@TheShooterlol 6 жыл бұрын
No it was expecting a family reunion. But they saw their fat happy uncle die from the missile. Thus they killed the humans in the next part.lol!
@angelbarajas4206
@angelbarajas4206 6 жыл бұрын
iPaleo uh
@mohamedzohir5820
@mohamedzohir5820 6 жыл бұрын
DUN DUN DUUUUUUN !!! part two coming soon !
@butchballx7030
@butchballx7030 6 жыл бұрын
iPaleo ii
@linkinparkundrground
@linkinparkundrground 5 жыл бұрын
CGP Grey: Posts deep video metaphor regarding human's relationship with death and the moral + ethical dilemma of possibly being able to defeat it Comment section: Shitty memes and jokes
@MaitreKorda
@MaitreKorda 5 жыл бұрын
The video is retarded tbh. Death is not a Dragon that came one day out of nowhere to arbitrarily eat people. It's a natural phenomenon which not only has always been there, but also has a self-regulative function, no matter if you like it or not, and that we must learn to accept and embrace.
@MaitreKorda
@MaitreKorda 5 жыл бұрын
@@notflaz4420 Under a false cover of science, you act like nothing but an angry child, angry at the realities of life. An utopian with little care for the consequences of his actions like many before you as history shown. Insulting me of "deathfag"? Perhaps, but even with your insults, that's still a choice I would do for myself. But like your efficiency fanatics likemind, maybe that's something you can't tolerate and you would wish to make immortality mandatory (implying that's possible). My comfort is knowing that the lies of your likes are nothing but fantasy, and that you will die in due time, like the rest of us, because, unlike what you said in another video, Death is not a disease, nor is the decay and cell degeneration responsible for it, the fact you said so show your ignorance (or willful error) of your subject.
@theoheinrich529
@theoheinrich529 5 жыл бұрын
​@@MaitreKorda Flexing your "know-how" about the concept of death in such an arrogant way only shows your dismissal to acknowledge that other interpretations of death exist and that some people would like to live longer.
@MaitreKorda
@MaitreKorda 5 жыл бұрын
@@theoheinrich529 Death is not a person killing people (like in the reaper video, convenient to put the blame on someone, but it's a fallacy). Death is, to put it bluntly, a physical event that is the result of the end of body mechanisms, nothing more. If you believe in Jesus, Allah, reincarnation, nothing or whatever doesn't change that. As for people who would want to live longer, no, I know they exist, people who watch this channel and himself are live example of that, but that is foolishness for reasons you already know. It is not possible atm (since so far, all methods to conserve the body such as cyro-pods effectively kill you in the process in the bet hope that you can be resurrected in the future), nor should it be desirable. This childish fear of death is natural, it is just survival instinct working in your brain. But we will be dead anyway eventually.
@StormZephyr
@StormZephyr 5 жыл бұрын
@@MaitreKorda > nor should it be desirable Why
@wtfr3nch
@wtfr3nch 2 жыл бұрын
The man that told the king to stop the last train was the same kid that originally said the dragon is bad. He was the one that swayed the king to begin the project. If the king had decided to start earlier, the guy's father and many more would have been saved.
@PitLord777
@PitLord777 6 жыл бұрын
I love how the dragon just sat there and all like, "Hmm, I wonder what that pointy thing the humans are building. Eh, it's probably nothing. Lunch time!"
@manuelsalazarserna5320
@manuelsalazarserna5320 6 жыл бұрын
PitLord777 He was sure that nothing would hurt him.
@charizard_awesomepoco234
@charizard_awesomepoco234 6 жыл бұрын
Ik it’s more realistic if the dragon just flew away
@congus5007
@congus5007 6 жыл бұрын
After knowing that he gets feeded in place? No thanks
@Corvidriot
@Corvidriot 6 жыл бұрын
I mean,all it cares about is food, it doesn't care whether the humans are on the verge of extinction or flourishing
@jasminedoggietvn6995
@jasminedoggietvn6995 6 жыл бұрын
Dragon: *Sees giant light in the sky coming towards him* Prolly nothin'. Im just gonna move my head right back to where it was and ignore that.
@nigerianwaffles205
@nigerianwaffles205 5 жыл бұрын
The dragon is thanos and they actually aimed for the head
@starfirejordan9875
@starfirejordan9875 5 жыл бұрын
XD
@lordwalrusthe3rd188
@lordwalrusthe3rd188 5 жыл бұрын
XDDDDD
@kyaull
@kyaull 5 жыл бұрын
Lmfao
@as_seen_on_television
@as_seen_on_television 5 жыл бұрын
Ur right
@andrewfong7674
@andrewfong7674 5 жыл бұрын
Underrated comment
@Rawringzombies
@Rawringzombies 5 жыл бұрын
Criminals last meals Dragon: 10,000 people Edit) I am honestly tired of everyone saying that it’s more then 10,000 mk. It’s a JOKE okay? My comment is a joke and nothing more so pls just stop wasting your own time hating on me thank you❤️
@beehivemind9343
@beehivemind9343 5 жыл бұрын
That’s exactly what I was thinking!
@just_a_strange_traveler
@just_a_strange_traveler 5 жыл бұрын
This is actually hilarious to me
@Rawringzombies
@Rawringzombies 5 жыл бұрын
I'll bet lol thanks.
@just_a_strange_traveler
@just_a_strange_traveler 5 жыл бұрын
No prob
@samuelleija7923
@samuelleija7923 5 жыл бұрын
It's 20,000 1:34
@aineedadadi7593
@aineedadadi7593 Жыл бұрын
From magic to science real quick
@theloweffortchannel7211
@theloweffortchannel7211 Жыл бұрын
Magic fades soon into the halls of the mythic, only the beast remains. And who says that great spells of ruin, cants concentrating the vengeance of the fallen were not weaved into the final armanent?
@justwannabehappy6735
@justwannabehappy6735 Жыл бұрын
Science sufficiently advanced is magic
@essencereaver7459
@essencereaver7459 4 жыл бұрын
"Good launching conditions" Rain: well let me introduce myself
@ahumanbeingamnayplaceholde1746
@ahumanbeingamnayplaceholde1746 4 жыл бұрын
As long there are no major wind currents, everything would be fine for most modern rocket launches.
@declaniii6324
@declaniii6324 4 жыл бұрын
a human being amnayplaceholders wouldn’t rain knock them down?
@ahumanbeingamnayplaceholde1746
@ahumanbeingamnayplaceholde1746 4 жыл бұрын
@@declaniii6324 How can rain knock down a 12.5 ton (Assuming mass of V-2 rocket, due to it being one of the earliest missiles.) Rocket stabilized onto a platform?
@declaniii6324
@declaniii6324 4 жыл бұрын
a human being amnayplaceholders idk I just feel like it would add up if hundreds of raindrops were hitting it. But I guess it would need more force
@highhopefarm2206
@highhopefarm2206 4 жыл бұрын
@@ahumanbeingamnayplaceholde1746 and how do you know how much *Their* nuke weighs? I don't remember them saying It Edit: Fixed grammar
@nayfortoday
@nayfortoday 5 жыл бұрын
I really like how the dragon's wings look, they're all transparent and wavy
@xeniyal7454
@xeniyal7454 5 жыл бұрын
BTW, somebody also can love a real Dragon - the Dearth. Somebody can feel that is beatiful.
@mikobun.
@mikobun. 5 жыл бұрын
spook dragon
@herrscherofsweets9583
@herrscherofsweets9583 4 жыл бұрын
Spoopy
@johns5333
@johns5333 4 жыл бұрын
Do you like how it kills many many people
@somerandoontheinternet4224
@somerandoontheinternet4224 4 жыл бұрын
They cant hold the dragon up in the sky.
@NoKOzKamui
@NoKOzKamui 5 жыл бұрын
The real dragon was the friends we made along the way.
@Sparrow_Bloodhunter
@Sparrow_Bloodhunter 5 жыл бұрын
...who then got eaten by the actual dragon.
@Halloweenharen
@Halloweenharen 5 жыл бұрын
Haha
@insidetheworldofdinosaurs4076
@insidetheworldofdinosaurs4076 5 жыл бұрын
No
@lawlesslily
@lawlesslily 5 жыл бұрын
So what your sayin is... I...should Nuke all my Friends
@mihailoradovanovic7283
@mihailoradovanovic7283 5 жыл бұрын
I just now figured that this is allegory to death
@ibaconstudios3263
@ibaconstudios3263 2 жыл бұрын
4 yrs ago this video was posted, and I am just now seeing this. Thank you grey, for all the lessons, for all the ideas, the compromises, everything. I only wish we humans would place aside our petty differences and squabbles so that we too may one day slay our accepted dragon.
@anyaforger5469
@anyaforger5469 5 жыл бұрын
dragon: *eats half of the population* dragon: wtf why do i still hear boss music
@siyacer
@siyacer 5 жыл бұрын
Thanos: I've come to bargain.
@aethermaster4372
@aethermaster4372 5 жыл бұрын
@@Nimz0r Hm ... I have your mask in Terraria. It's quite hard for me to kill the boss after I've killed you :3
@significantpepper5274
@significantpepper5274 5 жыл бұрын
@@Nimz0r Too
@significantpepper5274
@significantpepper5274 5 жыл бұрын
@@Nimz0r Go back to your dungeon,Moonlord is dead.
@jeffbryant792
@jeffbryant792 5 жыл бұрын
The Dragonborn: *shows up and his boss music the one they fear starts playing* FUS RO DAH
@jiauddin007
@jiauddin007 5 жыл бұрын
just type /kill @e[type=ender dragon]
@sophiaccore
@sophiaccore 5 жыл бұрын
But the dragon will just type /summon minecraft:Ender_Dragon
@jiauddin007
@jiauddin007 5 жыл бұрын
_FoxyGD_ how can it summon its own self if it’s dead
@errahplayz9218
@errahplayz9218 5 жыл бұрын
You are in member mode
@sophiaccore
@sophiaccore 5 жыл бұрын
@@jiauddin007 Even if it can't summon its own self, there's still a "respawn" button ;)
@ohkei7287
@ohkei7287 5 жыл бұрын
@@sophiaccore the dragon is only an entity
@o.mveasna9010
@o.mveasna9010 4 жыл бұрын
Dragon: impossible to kill Minecraft speedrunners: haha bed go boom
@plainplaneplaneplaynplaene
@plainplaneplaneplaynplaene 4 жыл бұрын
haha crystals go b(r)oom
@jujetsu12
@jujetsu12 4 жыл бұрын
relatable xD
@johnpijano4786
@johnpijano4786 4 жыл бұрын
Seriously, a story that comes from a paper of a scholar that tells the story of aging and how society deals with it told in a fascinating and easy to digest fable (does not explain its points clearly enough for me since there are a lot of people arguing its meaning in the comments even though the author explained it clearfully in his story and moral) and all you can say is about the ender dragon and how it is easy to be killed using beds?
@maximany9506
@maximany9506 4 жыл бұрын
funnyless
@nathanjohnpalaogaming4872
@nathanjohnpalaogaming4872 4 жыл бұрын
@@johnpijano4786 *[INTENTIONAL GAME DESIGN]*
@alfonzfistron
@alfonzfistron 2 жыл бұрын
Sooo.. is this just a story about how humanity defeats death? And people become immortal?
@colorpg152
@colorpg152 2 жыл бұрын
i think its about aging more specifically
@AndDiracisHisProphet
@AndDiracisHisProphet 2 жыл бұрын
what do you mean? "just"?
@lucamayhem
@lucamayhem 4 жыл бұрын
they killed the dragon *a day later* the blood moon rises once again
@jayblondi
@jayblondi 4 жыл бұрын
Zelda
@jayblondi
@jayblondi 4 жыл бұрын
Hahaha that would be bad if they were in Zelda world
@atlanticmapping4089
@atlanticmapping4089 4 жыл бұрын
thankfully, with Urbosa's fury, they can kill it in three hits.
@lucamayhem
@lucamayhem 4 жыл бұрын
@@atlanticmapping4089 uh oh I'm out of urbosa's fury
@Axodus
@Axodus 4 жыл бұрын
> "they killed they killed" What?
@DoctahWAAwee
@DoctahWAAwee 4 жыл бұрын
Hero: "aight, I'm back from my side quest to kill the dragon! What I miss?"
@mikelor84
@mikelor84 3 жыл бұрын
let me guess, he was fishing
@cjqvargas2755
@cjqvargas2755 3 жыл бұрын
Nice day finghing aint it
@swinbtr
@swinbtr 3 жыл бұрын
@@cjqvargas2755 Heu huh
@exotrrc1636
@exotrrc1636 3 жыл бұрын
@@cjqvargas2755 LETS, GO, MUG EEMMMM
@Anonymous-eo2er
@Anonymous-eo2er 3 жыл бұрын
I come home to this
@DaHaiZhu
@DaHaiZhu 6 жыл бұрын
Guess we'd best hope our livestock don't become organized....
@VaidasKondratas
@VaidasKondratas 6 жыл бұрын
too late
@assgoblin3981
@assgoblin3981 6 жыл бұрын
Da Hai Zhu well i doubt that they have the intellect
@IceQub3
@IceQub3 6 жыл бұрын
You are the livestock.. didn't you get it?
@assgoblin3981
@assgoblin3981 6 жыл бұрын
Yuval no the pigs and cows are the live stock, atleast in our world, which would make us the dragon
@nithinsrivatsa4726
@nithinsrivatsa4726 6 жыл бұрын
Da Hai Zhu good point. This was about death though
@VergilNotVigil
@VergilNotVigil Жыл бұрын
I find it interesting that most people blamed the dragon and not the government that abandoned them. How they spent all their taxes on making it easier instead of trying to find a way to kill the dragon.
@randominternetguy3537
@randominternetguy3537 Жыл бұрын
The dragon would have eaten anyway. At least they get to pick who goes. They don't send children, they sent people who have already lived their lives to an extent. The dragon doesn't care. If it got hungry, it would have caused massive property damage, unnecessary loss of life, etc etc. It was an accepted part of life. This was as efficient as government can get.
@jagermain9860
@jagermain9860 4 жыл бұрын
Knights: This dragon is impossible to defeat, we must accept it. Some engineers: hehe rocket go brrrrrrrrr
@crazymad4323
@crazymad4323 4 жыл бұрын
meme make me go hahahaha
@timtams_6
@timtams_6 4 жыл бұрын
Thank you Pingu, very interesting
@operator6438
@operator6438 4 жыл бұрын
Why they dont Nuke the dragon
@FexxerUwU
@FexxerUwU 4 жыл бұрын
Bro its fucking pingu
@gamingmoon4265
@gamingmoon4265 4 жыл бұрын
Ruined 666 likes
@bobbyblair4105
@bobbyblair4105 4 жыл бұрын
“But then the egg of the dragon hatched...”
@jownadel1526
@jownadel1526 3 жыл бұрын
It would be so much smaller that they could just easily kill it
@constant938
@constant938 3 жыл бұрын
and then a new dragon swooped down from a second larger hill
@p3el_
@p3el_ 3 жыл бұрын
"And then the newborn dragon grew up rapidly. In a mere minutes, its overgrew its own mother and a roar can be heard miles away"
@TacticalAnt420
@TacticalAnt420 3 жыл бұрын
So a chtulu style cult started to rise to take care of the babies
@purplehaze2358
@purplehaze2358 3 жыл бұрын
It’s now my headcanon that the dragon was a mother demanding tribute so she could support her son.
@Gwx480
@Gwx480 6 жыл бұрын
I hope I'm in time to avoid that last train....
@androkguz
@androkguz 6 жыл бұрын
I know I'm not gonna make it, but good luck for you
@Azknowledgethirsty
@Azknowledgethirsty 6 жыл бұрын
androkguz why so pessimistic?
@androkguz
@androkguz 6 жыл бұрын
I live in venezuela. I already have a hard time imagining that I will get out of this country. If I do, it will probably be years of hard inmigrant life. I expect that your chance to get in the train is inversely proportional to how rich you are and directly proportional to your age
@Azknowledgethirsty
@Azknowledgethirsty 6 жыл бұрын
androkguz your situation is unfortunate but for most of the globe tomorrow is better than yesterday and it's statistically true that if you are below 40 you'll live to see it, you may look to the near future with bad eyes but you can be sure that in the long run you'll manage the way (you and your country)
@androkguz
@androkguz 6 жыл бұрын
Yeah... I don't know man. It sounds too naive. I mean, sure, there's a long run win, but the present takes its toll
@REEEPROGRAM
@REEEPROGRAM 2 жыл бұрын
TFW a video keeps getting Reccomended at you for years and when you give it a shot, you tell yourself "Why didn't i watched this before?"
@lazarenadaraia6446
@lazarenadaraia6446 5 жыл бұрын
moral of the story ... always keep a strong fairy type pokemon on your team
@donaldduck7078
@donaldduck7078 5 жыл бұрын
Only pokemon fans will understand
@cringiestthingever9317
@cringiestthingever9317 5 жыл бұрын
Yeah, but that dragon looks part dark type
@danieliglesias7119
@danieliglesias7119 5 жыл бұрын
@@cringiestthingever9317 Even better, the fairy would have 4x advantage
@lazarenadaraia6446
@lazarenadaraia6446 5 жыл бұрын
Daniel Iglesias exactly
@ParagonTheOne
@ParagonTheOne 5 жыл бұрын
But w/ the slime it is part poison type
@theneedle6785
@theneedle6785 4 жыл бұрын
Humans are always in love with their own misery. That's why it takes so long to fix anything. Even in the beginning people believed that anaesthesia was evil, because it eliminated pain, which was considered devine punishment for original sin.
@NeostormXLMAX
@NeostormXLMAX 4 жыл бұрын
the creation of religion was humanity's only true sin
@notaseagull3320
@notaseagull3320 4 жыл бұрын
Humanity’s /only/ sin? Idk
@idiosyncraticlawyer3400
@idiosyncraticlawyer3400 4 жыл бұрын
NeostormXLMAX duly affirmed.
@diamond4k
@diamond4k 4 жыл бұрын
@NeostormXLMAX lol. humanity has had many true sins, not including religion.
@acidarmorpiercing2390
@acidarmorpiercing2390 4 жыл бұрын
Religion itself isnt a sin, but sometimes the things that come out of it arent good
@flameringstudios9
@flameringstudios9 6 жыл бұрын
I know the dragon is dead and that's good and all, but it's corpse still crushed my house.
@isaiahcatano6667
@isaiahcatano6667 6 жыл бұрын
Zentoonz lol
@ruwejan
@ruwejan 6 жыл бұрын
I think everyone was near the launch pad
@JesusChrist-vh8rw
@JesusChrist-vh8rw 6 жыл бұрын
You didn't think to move houses when a dragon landed on a mountain near you
@jacobfelker8052
@jacobfelker8052 6 жыл бұрын
^^^So sayith the lord, amen
@demonicangel3547
@demonicangel3547 6 жыл бұрын
Zentoonz lolololololololololololololololololololol 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@good-sofa
@good-sofa 2 жыл бұрын
I just realized all the parallels with your video about death from old age and i think that this is genius
CGP Grey was WRONG
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