How to Become Pope

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[@thewestwind_]

“First, be a man...” *MISSION FAILED, WE’LL GET EM NEXT TIME*

[@erickalejandropullastaboad9718]

Made my day haha😂. Good luck next time

[@thewestwind_]

BurglaaR Tv Satire?

[@Leb149]

@@thewestwind_ don't bother with him

[@thewestwind_]

Odd Lebanatron Just poking fun

[@thewestwind_]

Aw the guy deleted his comment. Blast. 🤣

[@OMGpandemic]

*"So you're saying there's a chance."*

[@Not_Aaron_]

*''YES!''*

[@darklooter4272]

Yesss XD

[@Boretheory]

Mh yes the 0,000000000000001%

[@darklooter4272]

Niccolò argiolas lol

[@Paul-ud7pt]

LMAO!

[@outriggerblue]

Fun fact: the last non-cardinal to become pope only did so because 2 groups of cardinals refused to elect a pope for about 3 years, so he told them to stop messing around and choose someone, and he was chosen. He made 2 decrees: 1, that popes could retire, and 2, that he was retiring as pope

[@cantthinkofaname5046]

Legend

[@cj-zp1pw]

BASED

[@Artrysa]

Oh yeah, I heard about this in the historic documentary Pope Fights.

[@pdfbanana]

big time misinformation

[@jort93z]

This is false, completely made up. He never retired, he died 5 years later. The main thing he did was changing the election. Basically he made rules like the cardinals can't leave the place of the election, among other rules. The pope makes the rules, so they can just retire anyway.

[@Loonfuzzy]

I remember in school a kid gave a presentation on how he'd become a pope, and now I see where he got it

[@user-lo6uo1rj4s]

wait what

[@jacksonsmith2955]

@@user-lo6uo1rj4s he's saying a kid in his school plagiarized this video for a project

[@localhdmain6306]

@@jacksonsmith2955 plagiarism never fails to work expect for when it does

[@Nebweed]

@@localhdmain6306 Amen 🙏🏻

[@jayparekh4080]

@@localhdmain6306 plagiarism never fails to work expect for when it does

[@Qulxotic]

“You can choose any name you want” Popelo Escobar

[@anjelyce5336]

Good one

[@zycklacon9588]

Gacha verse

[@marcosmorales2537]

xd

[@siegepimentel6154]

pope john paul 666

[@marshallsublime9221]

yes.

[@bitequation314]

Of course, moving up the ranks of Catholicism is pretty difficult. Once you become a bishop, you're only allowed to move diagonally.

[@mariustan9275]

noice

[@nielsoconnel5136]

didn't undestood ?

[@bitequation314]

@@nielsoconnel5136 In chess, bishops can only move diagonally.

[@nielsoconnel5136]

@@bitequation314 Oh I didn't know it was called bishop in chess, and is "moving diagonally " a saying also ?

[@bitequation314]

@@nielsoconnel5136 not really, but it's because I mentioned "moving up the ranks".

[@laasya6144]

Me, a teenage Hindu girl: Yes, yes this is all vital information. I should note this down.

[@Danny-si3ec]

@Laasya yes, that's so brilliant of you.

[@DoctorTex]

3:23 I have been watching this video for years, and I literally *JUST* noticed one Cardinal hiding his phone instead of turning it in.

[@topside1981]

Ferb, I know what we’re going to do today

[@topside1981]

Thanks

[@poopoo7540]

@Topside I WAS GOING TO COMMENT THAT!

[@Helloknight]

a grizzly bear has approved of this comment

[@bruhmoment6658]

Aren’t you a little young to be the pope?

[@topside1981]

Not at all @bruhmoment No age restrictions mentioned in video at least

[@pmc614]

"You can pick any name you want" Have you heard the tragedy of Pope Plagueius the Wise?

[@cjth3beast265]

I'm sure it's not one the Cardinals would tell you

[@alessiodelcastillo1613]

@@cjth3beast265 lmaaaooo I died here

[@arkhamsquire4503]

@@nexusanphans3813 Take a seat, young bishop.

[@animegirl8033]

No He didn't say this It must be Pope then a Saint name And I have s book with all the saints so gl!

[@rananarinoglu5008]

2:53 Just look ar left corner...

[@levy4380]

Man, thanks for the tutorial, very clear. The problem is I misunderstood the religion and now I'm a Jewish Kohen. Any advice on how to proceed?

[@starcollapse5227]

LMFAOOO

[@0hhtecMusicianTheNotecianHero]

don't worry: the papacy is house of cards anyway so you could probably easily infiltrate it. Can't destroy the Orthodox Church though

[@kevinswanson6621]

With caution

[@theosteven3362]

@@0hhtecMusicianTheNotecianHero wrong indication. The orthodox has now been against each other. Easier to infiltrate them.

[@breadguy1010]

You picked the wrong select in the menu, gotta reset your game and pick Catholic to continue

[@blaszka5073]

I don't know why I need this knowledge but I was shocked that you explained it so simply and concisely in just a few minutes.

[@DoAGoldeneye]

You must have been new here

[@helixtheraptor9374]

Instructions unclear: I’m now in jail for assassinating a bishop

[@stefandomeier1911]

Hahahahahahaha

[@niismo.]

He told you to wait for his death smh

[@theoneguywiththeyoutubecha204]

This IS WAR!

[@Flarflenugen]

@@niismo. he did. He waited for the bullet to pass through his skull

[@taxevasion8946]

@@Flarflenugen at least he waited efficiently

[@jasperhugelier1556]

“You can choose any name you want” XxLittleKidDestroyer69xX

[@handsomearabian]

imagine this happening for real XD

[@Mc__Nugget]

69 likes

[@MrMcfish]

NUB it could happen because memes are taking over the planet

[@lacrimi512]

XxLittleKidDestroyer69xX The First.

[@Mc__Nugget]

The fuck, 89 likes. Now my previous comment makes no sense.

[@Christmas-Jacket]

Easter Eggs: Star Wars royal guard in the bottom left of the screen among pictures of cardinals: 2:54 Bottom left cardinal sneaks his cell phone into his sleeve when told to give them to the bishop(?): 3:23 Right-most cardinal peeking to use a cell phone: 4:15

[@HunterTube13387six]

21 million people want to be a pope

[@Seltyk]

3:23 Cardinal in the bottom-left hides his phone

[@minecraftwithco6900]

Lol

[@wiktoreriksson4566]

And at the prayer he uses it

[@thetapatioguy375]

Hes our inside man

[@shambosaha9727]

peak comedy

[@robinasebastian1873]

Yes

[@grimble4564]

I love how theres almost 2000 years worth of music associated with the Catholic Church that could've been used for the background tune, but these guys decided to go with the music that I play when making pizza

[@danielbruceagra9022]

@kou shik • 9K Views these musics aren't copyrighted, but ok

[@SortaSora]

@kou shik • 9K Views ever heard of public domain? no?

[@beeble2003]

The music is in the public domain, yes, but any recording of it is covered by a separate copyright.

[@jatsefos]

@@beeble2003 And there's plenty of public domain recordings of public domain sacred music.

[@apaloosa01]

Well, there's something italian about it !

[@Rafael-qd3yq]

A bishop doesn't have to die or retire for you to become one. If a bishop needs help for various reasons you can become a bishop coadjutor. Though that is usually if a bishop is near his retirement age. But there is no exact rule

[@AbonEsCabron]

Props to the stickman who became Pope over the other stickmen. A true feat of faith and loyalty.

[@joycourier]

instructions unclear, became CEO of McDonalds

[@steamdragon8550]

joycourier 🤣

[@gadzo4]

Bro that's the same thing

[@queruba.]

@Alejandro Márquez A phedora?

[@frindjinny6]

Hey you got the money wil low expenses

[@bananya6020]

congratulations! Enjoy your new job!

[@haydenchan6389]

Instructions unclear; became the president of the United States.

[@AtomicAlchemist]

Please fix this dumpster fire

[@pickleism253]

Instructions unclear; became the Emperor of the Galactic Empire

[@greaterbritannia5745]

@@pickleism253 I am the senate

[@christianfreedom-seeker934]

We do need better qaulifications for President of the United States. Here are my recommendations: 1) MUST BE AT LEAST 21 YEARS OF AGE OR OLDER. AGE LIMIT WILL BE 70 YEARS OLD. 2) YOU MUST HAVE A MASTERS IN POLITICAL SCIENCE OR A MASTERS DEGREE IN LAW. 3) YOU CANNOT BE A FELON OR HAVE BEEN UNDER INVESTIGATION FOR ANY FELONY. 4) YOU CANNOT HAVE ANY NARCOTICS OR TRACES OF NARCOTICS IN YOUR SYSTEM. 5) YOU CANNOT BE SENILE, INCOMPETENT OR INSANE. 6) YOU MUST BE A BORN ON US SOIL AMERICAN CITIZEN AND COMPLETELY LOYAL TO THE COUNTRY. 7) YOU CANNOT HAVE ACCEPTED MONEY FROM FOREIGN GOVERNMENTS OR BUSINESSES. 8) YOU HAVE TO BE 100% FOR THE CONSTITUTION AND BILL OF RIGHTS. This list would Disqaulify most the the idiots who seek High Office but in return we'll get a pool of candidates who can actually be trusted!!!

[@christianfreedom-seeker934]

If you like my list, please give it a "thumbs up" 👍 and rate + comment! Let's keep criminals OUT of our Government!!!

[@deodeo7620]

Now that he has passed (rest in peace) I must now rewatch this video

[@zombiegeddon4254]

The current pope is still alive

[@somedude5422]

@@zombiegeddon4254 The one that resigned dropped dead

[@zombiegeddon4254]

@@somedude5422 yeha i know that’s basically what I was sayin

[@claushellsing]

This is what I actually love about Catholicism, Protocols, Herachies, etc.

[@shadithakis]

I got an ad that said become a priest. My journey starts here

[@adhityachandra4543]

I got that ad for this very video. I was very confused :)

[@guilhermesartorato93]

@@adhityachandra4543 So wait for the video "How to Become Imam" ;-)

[@Ramo_1221]

Guilherme Sartorato lmao I wish

[@juanfilip1899]

@@guilhermesartorato93 What are you doing here bro 😂😂

[@juanfilip1899]

@@guilhermesartorato93 Greetings from a christian brother ✝️❤️

[@lilphoque4904]

Didn't know 19 million people were interested in becoming the pope. Looks like i have competition

[@akaidtobib.7]

Indeed,my freind indeed

[@oofanatorer]

I guess 15 million people are my enemy

[@purplebrickwall]

Eliminate them

[@Privacymode]

I'm not even catholic or a man and I want to be pope.

[@oofanatorer]

@@Privacymode well you already fail

[@CardPlayingStrategies]

What is your quest? What is your favorite color? LMAO 🤣 Love a great Holy Grail reference

[@paleo2265]

Even 10 years after I still come back to watch this

[@dr.quackenbacker5247]

Had a family member reach the level of Cardinal, didn't realize how much he actually had to go through.

[@UglyNTRBastard]

Wishing your fam luck on becoming the next pope

[@suparobomania]

Woah. That's cool

[@hunterofdarkness8329]

Make sure he becomes a pope so you can tell us what secret lies in the Vatican

[@veeer2255]

Keep updating us

[@thesunandthemoon9688]

@@veeer2255 yess

[@popefrancis3479]

Lmao thanks fam it worked

[@Greasy__Bear]

Dude you seriously need to clean house.

[@falcon5178]

gg

[@secretaryblinken1524]

U, sir, are at a new level of humor

[@freddy-hy9vf]

@GamingMaster _09 that would be even worse

[@dreamhunterscuffy869]

gg dud ._.

[@MarcusMaximilianII]

Thanks!

[@bettysims336]

I love the work, keep it up!!

[@literally_a_neck]

I'm Muslim but I'm glad I spent these 5 minutes listening to these tips that I will never do

[@shaikm5151]

@@Jesusisgodamen11 cuz it’s interesting

[@literally_a_neck]

@@Jesusisgodamen11 I really like learning about other religion,beliefs and thoughts,I believe we can listen and read to learn

[@user-bs2vb2sr5w]

@@literally_a_neck yeah if everyone just hears eachother out people can come to an understanding and generally be more educated

[@literally_a_neck]

@@user-bs2vb2sr5w yeah I can't imagine how amazing every society would be if it just had more listening between people

[@literally_a_neck]

@@user-bs2vb2sr5w instead of just empty judgments that we encounter everyday

[@zkace]

0:56 "Master of Divinity" sounds like the final upgrade to the healing magic tree of some RPG

[@juan.3077]

Ikr lmao

[@jsgv7935]

LMAOOOOO

[@jsgv7935]

it sounds like a modded terraria weapon

[@970A]

@@jsgv7935 yo wanna play terraria?

[@jsgv7935]

@@970A sure what's yo discord

[@notkono]

Yeah… I could do that

[@cherryontop5903]

01:18 *moves diagonally*

[@mariavictoriaantipolo1994]

and then he sacrificed the BISHOP! -Levy Rozman

[@mediterraneanclassic]

I imagine someone asking the future pope "How did you become a pope?" and he just drops "I watched CGP Grey"

[@yeetusfeetus713]

Pope Francis: *yes*

[@loturzelrestaurant]

@@yeetusfeetus713 Religion is arguably not a matter of Believe and therefore Each-One's-own-Matter, but actually more akin to a 'Problem of the Earth'... At least valid Questions and/or valid Criticism made by Atheist-Channels does suggest that.

[@yeetusfeetus713]

@@loturzelrestaurant dude I am just making a joke

[@christinecamua]

Darth Vader is now interested becoming a pope now?

[@alvaro93364]

Who?

[@Shebbi04]

It is weird how you can bearly tell the difference between a seven year old video and a week old video.

[@frut_jooos]

His videos are that high quality

[@duck3554]

@@frut_jooos fax

[@shreyaskrishna6038]

Consistent youtuber, a rare commodity

[@Yemmi]

yes, his videos never age

[@arnavnarang8342]

shit this comment is 7 months old rn, Illuminatti confirmed, beware of the church

[@fsgdevil7959]

Every few months I come and check back in on this video just to find out that I am in fact, not the pope

[@burger5488]

I love being up at 3 AM watching a video on how to be a pope.

[@joshuathompson566]

This sounds a lot like how to become the boss in a mafia family

[@mysoncrumphaseveryinjury3853]

No differences between these 2 groups.

[@kurozumi9834]

@@mysoncrumphaseveryinjury3853 I mean of one of them doesn't exactly engage in the same number of illegal activities or else I would really pity the mob

[@klytouch5285]

Well I know that Mafia economy mostly trading illegal in drugs but what is the Vatican economy.. what are they trading .??..🤔....☮️🖖

[@kurozumi9834]

@@klytouch5285 They get sent money by believers I think. Or maybe they sell their services but given how usually churches give money instead of receiving it, I doubt it

[@justins8802]

@@kurozumi9834 yes, a percent of tithes go to the Vatican, but perhaps even more income is from the interest on wealth collected from over a thousand years. No one knows for sure how wealthy the Vatican is, but it’s likely north of 15 billion dollars worth. It’s not clear what percent of that is interest bearing investments though.

[@darklanov]

KZbin algorithm: Wanna become a pope? This is how Me a Muslim: Interesting

[@Natalie-101]

Me, an athiest gay woman

[@arunmishra4311]

@@Natalie-101 it's lesbian

[@Natalie-101]

@@arunmishra4311 yes, that's another way to say it, but I said "gay woman" to specifically highlight that if I was either of those things, I still couldn't do it. And I can call myself whatever I want lol but in this case it was a comedic choice

[@muhammadasadabbas5479]

Ha

[@muhammadasadabbas5479]

Cause its hard to be an caliph seriously there are so many faction now

[@AL_O0]

3:16 Wait i never noticed this video was posted 9 days before Pope Benedict XVI resigned

[@ClaytorOutdoors]

This video is 10 years old and its better then most modern videos???

[@_shawarmaman_3678]

My pope name would be pope sicle.

[@someguy9227]

Clever...

[@erickpeculiar823]

dead😂😂😂😂😂

[@justAguyDs]

fuck. Pope corn......fucking drinking water while reading that

[@alestiiidaeno_last3075]

+justAguyDs Don't drown bro/sis

[@friedchicken1]

how about pope tart

[@drdounut6658]

Plot twist: The current pope followed this tutorial.

[@hemanthbhaskar6964]

Actually once, the top liked comment on this video was from some account named "Pope Francis" and it said "LMAO! Thanks fam. It worked"

[@drdounut6658]

@@hemanthbhaskar6964 i know

[@vaniljam5176]

@@hemanthbhaskar6964 yeah thats the real pope

[@rperm834]

Not present one but the next pope would have followed this.

[@Someone-fr7vh]

@@rperm834 sarcasm is a thing ya know?

[@ZiiIsKing]

Thanks dawg this helped me alot 🙏

[@chaplainmattsanders4884]

Well done (and side note: bonus point for correct usage of “penultimate”!)

[@cryptorchild89]

I want a Netflix series that follows a manipulative man underhandedly work his way into becoming Pope. They can call it: House of Cardinals

[@silkyfirst3097]

Thats if you like reality tv in the first place

[@richardarriaga6271]

Cardinal McCarrick was pretty high up before he got defrocked. Was basically Kevin Spacey IRL.

[@jononpaper]

Fun fact that is called an antipope, there were some of those in history but only like 5

[@gabahungle568]

You're talking about reality 😉

[@TheFlair4thedramatic]

That’s just the plot of Angels and Demons, the Dan Brown novel/movie

[@sazvanali1371]

Instructions unclear, accidentally restarted the USSR

[@Ben-222]

Don’t worry it’ll collapse again

[@iaminyourwalls107]

There are no accidents

[@mostlikelyaperson6940]

We all make mistakes in the heart of passion Jimbo.

[@alexnather7614]

but i can only work part time as pope... am i still good

[@aj-gt4vj]

Our ussr

[@Flamm.Frostwater]

What if I named myself pope pope to confuse people

[@VictorArgamim]

Very accurate. Well done!

[@sovietstheexplorer9471]

There is A Easier Way: 1- Be Very Old 2- Wear Pope Clothes 3- Declare Your Self Anti-Pope 4- Invade Vatican 5- Become Pope

[@MusicIsLife-cd1xd]

AffanDede sa

[@Sahelian]

as

[@hectordanielsanchezcobo7713]

It has never worked tho

[@alkolink]

There is no shortcut to become hokage

[@minderbart1]

@James not really that strange considering swiss made excellent mercenaries and the swiss guard just sort of stayed on.

[@ERDude]

the left cardinal hides his cellphone 3:22

[@rawtrout3402]

lmfao rofl

[@avidinvestor9409]

Good eye 🤣

[@eliasbsalas]

Gotta clear that browser history of little boys

[@JunoCad]

What the fuck do you use them eyes for

[@shapetick4096]

4:15 and one is using his cellphone lmao

[@stevenspivak4346]

thanks, really helpful

[@muon6993]

It would be interesting to see a similar video about how to become Ecumenical Patriarch in orthodoxy.

[@07g53]

FINALLY, now i can call my father "Son". Thanks for the tutorial

[@mr.atheist8848]

Underrated comment! But by that time, either your father will be very old or have died already due to old age.

[@ranjitsharma5811]

@@mr.atheist8848 it was a joke

[@mr.atheist8848]

@@ranjitsharma5811 I know. I was just explaining the total decades of experience that will take to become Pope. Just look at this one: Pope Francis - 44 years (23 as a presbyter, 21 as a bishop) Pope Benedict XVI - 54 years (26 as a presbyter, 28 as a bishop) Pope John Paul II - 32 years (12 as a presbyter, 20 as a bishop) Pope John Paul I - 43 years (23 as a presbyter, 20 as a bishop) Pope Paul VI - 43 years (34 as a presbyter, 9 as bishop) Pope John XXIII - 54 years (21 as a presbyter, 33 as a bishop) Your father will be long dead by the time you become pope and call him Son 🤣🤣🤣

[@eli3l]

@@mr.atheist8848 😐

[@rayaqin]

@@mr.atheist8848 it is not unreasonable to assume that a 54 year old's father could be alive

[@baconhasdignity6043]

*”So class, what did you do over the summer?”* Me and the boys:

[@moltenlava9816]

The Simpsons is dead

[@icantthinkofacreativenamei8274]

@@moltenlava9816 nobody cares

[@smlik]

@@moltenlava9816 Roblox is dead

[@Salvidk]

@@moltenlava9816 who asked ? On my way rn Ok so nobody asked

[@samharding2318]

You mean... you and the little boys?

[@ToxicTurquoise454]

R.I.P. Benedict XVI.

[@saldybfytpiscanceledg]

Imagine after 10 years KZbin recommends this to you

[@wonderquestor]

I love the idea of all the cardinals just getting together and having a rock-paper-scissors tournament to see who becomes the next pope

[@Pascaffa]

Would be possible. With 200 people and just 4 matches a day every 6 days. That is 24 matches a week, which would take some weeks. Throw in that people would start to complain because someone says the other cheated, and you have your months and as a record years

[@moogcult6492]

If i were pope i would make it an mma tounament because watching a bunch of old men slug it out would be amazing

[@jem9932]

@@moogcult6492 you got yourself entertainment from up their

[@mohanotfound]

listen to me dont listen to him

[@dinossanbox7607]

What abput chess without moving the bishop

[@Cawaro]

100% of people here will never become a pope but we all watchin this just in case

[@gergokiss2086]

Maybe a 12 year old is watching it, and in 60years he will be the pope. And cime back to this comment to laugh at you

[@gergokiss2086]

@Deep Moticons There is a chance that one of the 14million people who watched this will become pope.

[@davidreyes7445]

Plot twist Pope Francis watched this video

[@lololololol8677]

@@davidreyes7445 he did look at the top comment

[@tristanortega606]

Plot twist: after this video was released one person who watched it became a priest

[@baycosinus]

I didn't know I wanted to become Pope until this video and somehow I'm sad about being late on this career path.

[@crypt2860]

thankyou for making this video found it very helpful, im now on my way to get a masters divinity and a masters in catholic philosaphy

[@Botpointo]

3:22 the far left cardinal kept his phone

[@angelochaldean4762]

Oh no

[@rolfpau86]

He really hiding his phone💀💀😂

[@fluffchilla1317]

Bot.o where

[@aasdkoaskdasddad6515]

P

[@ohokaythen3471]

I'm not 100% sure, but I think that may be an Apostolic Nuncio

[@omegaultramax]

2:53 is nobody going to talk about the praetorian on the far left there?

[@mysticmusical]

No I didn't even notice. Fits right in! 😂😂

[@winxwest2964]

This deserves more likes

[@professionalsimpdestroyer4135]

Lol

[@Goji01Films]

We noticed. We always notice.

[@blaster1006]

I assume you mean.imperial royal guard, not a praetorian guard

[@misterduck4527]

Thank you for making this video. I think I will become a pope now.

[@mamiandrianina]

You need to be a human though

[@perfi4333]

Whenever I feel sad, I always read this video’s comment section.

[@haroldinho9930]

A bishop in my area just retired. *nice* And so did a priest just now *double nice*

[@sheevboi1872]

Nice

[@fraser7118]

nice

[@heyomayo1663]

nice

[@securitybureauagent3714]

Nice

[@rokishaa4192]

nice

[@shruti0341]

youtube: 'wanna know how to become a pope?' me, a Hindu: "yeah sounds interesting"

[@rperm834]

Same

[@dhv2852]

Anyone can become a Catholic, I mean, If your dream is becoming Pope, for some reason, you can always try

[@agniswar3]

Same

[@user-ir6mk6me7t]

@@dhv2852 If you become a catholic though, you can't become a member of the Royal Family in the UK.

[@Unknown-fh3pc]

@@user-ir6mk6me7t are u a royal family?

[@michilae]

Thanks, I will try tomorrow!

[@rudyhudson2927]

cheers for the weekend plans

[@awddfg]

*_2:53_**_ I'm the only one who saw the Royal Guard on the left?_*

[@triaplayzz701]

Nop

[@rohithpjoseph3300]

And a scene from Dan Brown movie😂

[@_thisaccountisgoneforever]

Nope

[@islandprincess714]

On the right

[@marshallrojas5943]

Lmao I thought you meant the British royal guard

Now you can choose the name you like.... xXDaRk-JuAnCiToXx

[@louisxvioffrance990]

+Đivector Kyané xXXPuSSySLaYerXXx

[@DriverMate]

The twitter account of the vatican has something like "Pontefix" in his name which here in italy sounds extremely douchy

[@legacysage]

+That One Person ERROR: This name has already been taken.

[@beamerball666]

Pope Khorne!!!!

[@akashramola1639]

+beamerball666 how about xXx_Terminator__3000_xXx or xXx_god_of_war_xXx or xXx_Karatos_the_god_slayer_xXx (greek god slayer if u had played the game & dont take this seriously)

[@mrhola9859]

Bros put the CC on is amazing

[@playerofdimensions3618]

Thanks for the tutorial. It worked great!

[@TxvAlex]

Imagine seeing the pope say in the comments, thanks for the guide it realy worked,

[@aurelia8028]

lmao

[@rawtrout3402]

that would be blasphemy

[@zaidkhan6296]

raw trout Yup..

[@azelfdaboi5265]

Lmao

[@volcanicash31]

How do we know you aren't the pope?

[@phcusnret]

Ok, forget it. You had me wanting to be a cardinal until you said they take away the carrier pigeons.

[@loturzelrestaurant]

Religion is arguably not a matter of Believe and therefore Each-One's-own-Matter, but actually more akin to a 'Problem of the Earth'... At least valid Questions and/or valid Criticism made by Atheist-Channels does suggest that.

[@GeorgeDCowley]

For a brief interval.

[@TheSweetSpirit]

@@GeorgeDCowley Up to 3 years sometimes kappa

[@siantopablo9149]

Putin pigeon

[@PeterDivine]

Well yeah, they use cardinals instead.

[@Jp-qt8xy]

The Mussolini story on Spanish (Spain) subtitles is really interesting

[@stoplookingatthisyougleepy]

Thanks! This worked perfectly.

[@Kevin-wx7wu]

Glad I found out, it's for a friend

[@luispereira1933]

sup

[@kenadams1240]

Kevin Pereira lol

[@emmysoupcan4306]

Warrior 115 we don't

[@emmysoupcan4306]

Warrior 115 we don't worship her, though, and even if we did, that would be poligamy, not idolatry

[@emmysoupcan4306]

Warrior 115 not worshiping her?

[@mac1397]

"How to become a Pope" *Me a female Orthodox Christian: I've been looking all over for this*

[@Natalie-101]

Me, a female athiest

[@reigenlucilfer6154]

im a female orthodox convert as well (:

[@2ndkaizoku-o545]

@@Natalie-101 lol

[@kingconniebonnie2178]

@Daniel Sczebel same here

[@totallybloom]

I'm female but catholic

[@marluco1155]

Thanks I'm going to try this myself.

[@feifei3227]

As an atheist woman this is very informative.

[@mayap.3884]

3:23 Guy on the bottom left hid his phone.

[@logix7006]

+Maya Pattison (Mcp356) ROFL

[@sachinsahay1113]

+Maya Pattison (Mcp356) cheater

[@mayap.3884]

+Joshua V That's true! I never noticed that!

[@famoterlhh4993]

me too

[@famoterlhh4993]

+Joshua V BTW he looking at the phone

[@Kelly_C]

...so we could have a pope named "His Holiness Hash Slinging-Slasher"?

[@EnxzVFXz]

SpongeBob!

[@Kelly_C]

+James F eliminate only the impossible

[@TheRandomizers]

or "Antidisestablishmentarianism sells sea shells by the sea shore and picked a pack of pickled peppers"?

[@GabeNewellDFTBA]

Sash-Ringing, the Trash-Singing, Mash-Flinging, The Flash-Springing, Ringing, The Cr-Crash-Dinging, daa.

[@greenfox1991]

No, the system makes this impossible to happen

[@brianschroeder2292]

Great job! ❤😊

[@Melerme]

now i know why this got in my recommended 1:16

[@misteroof]

I want a speedrun of this in the "Pope" category.

[@aa01blue38]

Mr Oof The WR is believed to be held by pope XII with a time of ≈18 years

[@l4ur158]

Real life speedrun Pope%

[@gettyimages6083]

Mr Oof glitchless?

[@aa01blue38]

Getty Images - I don't think it's possible to have such a good run in the current patch.

[@whitealliance9540]

@@aa01blue38 The dark prophet of youtube has a chanel. Click me fo hear the dark wisdom. He is on earth now

[@josephiroth89]

I have an easier way: 1. Load up Europa Universalis. 2. Select Papal State and press play.

[@Helloknight]

lmao

[@themanwiththeplan728]

I failed, I became king of Spain by accident

[@dukenukemfromdukenukem1180]

Fair enough i guess

[@demivideos8887]

Henry Stuart, Lord Darnley, King of Scots me when i accidentally become king of spain 🙄 🤦‍♂️

[@josephiroth89]

@@themanwiththeplan728 I've become a king by accident once or twice, but that was in Crusader Kings.

[@aqua-bery]

What about the rook?

[@RedKyojin55]

helpful video, might speedrun this

[@erikwaterson361]

That non-cardinal pope was actually a really interesting guy. He became pope by sending hatemail to the cardinals who had deadlocked the conclave, and they were so surprised at his adamancy that they made him pope. He then became the first of two popes to resign, before being arrested for resigning by the new pope.

[@69master9]

why does this feel like a life simulator game where the player just said f it and restarted the whole playthrough as a new pope?

[@federicoclaps5099]

He was a very poor and frugal hermit on a Mountain and they chose him.

[@imaginehavingpfp5779]

gigachad

[@alexb.5071]

Instructions unclear: I joined the illuminati

[@RBLXProd]

I joined the Illuminazi

[@Astral_YT]

We are real you know?

[@ivang3678]

@@Astral_YT lol me too

[@zycklacon9588]

That works too

[@dinodude6992]

Uh, illuminati, I got the robot inquisition

[@Matthatguy119]

I dont know what it is about grey but he is so rewatchable

[@sophiafern]

Easter egg for anyone who didn't see it: the nuncio asks "what's your quest" and "what's your favorite color" which are lines from Monty Python and the Holy Grail

[@pambansangbayaw4718]

"You can choose any name you want" Me: Pope Biggus Dickus The 69th

[@jescruz5465]

Wife's Incontinentia

[@smx6014]

Pope Jesus Christ

[@gerardgrenier8573]

YuRRdZAFF khheee

[@chickenskateboard_7452]

✋😌👌 best name

[@andrewhailstorm4081]

Pambansang Bayaw He ranks very highly in Rome

[@WulfieZi]

At 3:23, one of the Cardinals hides his cell phone instead of handing it over At 4:14, instead of praying, he's squinting while kneeling, looking at his cell phone I love these little details

[@fabricebalan]

The spy

[@JonatasAdoM]

There is one imposter among us.

[@gianfrancolabanca9305]

@@JonatasAdoM stop

[@mtlins7]

He is an Gamer pope

[@carolinezabella9455]

@@conflictbrooks Red was with me

[@ironhaddok4416]

can't wait for someone to speedrun this

[@RealQuacken]

thanks for the tut