Masvidal Threatened me, now I have armed Security in Miami…

[@ChaelSonnenOfficial]

Register your hands as lethal weapons today at registeryourhands.com Save 20% with promo CHAEL.

[@justoutofcuriosity9654]

this is not BAD GUY stuff ... this is weak sauce

[@LucianaCortes-k1b]

I don't think promoting lethal hands really works with this video.

[@sid5156]

Uncle Chael. You understand what it is to be married to a hot ass wife. I've been with my hot ass wife for 24years. Yes she is still very much Hot Ass. I definitely appreciate you love your wife as I love mine. Take care man. Don't let Massividal get close! Hahahaha

[@JamieReynolds89]

$99 for someone to print a fucking certificate with my name on? Lol, why? What the fuck. Am I missing something?

[@monotech20.14]

Are you fighting Masvidal? This great promotion. I know thats not going to happen but it would be great.

[@JonSnowsGhost]

Chael hired security so he could protect them. What a guy.

[@elikerr785]

fkin classic comment!

[@jaysmith2151]

Well our Uncle Chael has always been generous and sometimes security needs help too.

[@shaneomac1937]

Exactly 🤔💯

[@bchristopher2270]

😂😂😂

[@65thhitman86]

Lol

[@brownjenkin8422]

We all know the guards are there to protect Masvidal from Uncle Chael.

[@whodat1884]

The glaze is hall of fame worthy

[@jacksypher3403]

They can't let him get to close

[@obiarah4161]

​@@whodat1884 Glazing 😂😂

[@PaganoInfernal]

Then why did Chael call the cops on Jorge! 😂 This is pathetic from Chael. This that stupid White America victimhood when confronted by a minority. They fold so quick. 😂

[@timwheeler1503]

For sure

[@ZWhiskey]

Uncle Chael wrecks 5 guys. Masvidal couldn’t beat 1 he snuck up on.

[@bluejay9235]

😂😂😂

[@cmiller2169]

What do u mean couldn't, didn't he break colbys teeth and called the cops? Now has chael all nervous

[@afghanarand9329]

You're telling me he couldn't knock out a guy while sucker punching him from behind? LOL what a LOSER@@cmiller2169

[@xhango0kx]

@@cmiller2169 you mean the cheap shot he did like a bitch? Yea a fighter is gonna ruin their career and fight back. you street thugs are just so dumb sometimes

[@Papagiorgio153]

@@cmiller2169 He hid in a bush and ambushed him like a coward, because his fragile ego was injured when he got completely dominated like a child in a fight.

[@Nopen0ttoday]

Chael has gone to the final act of his Gangster story: he’s wearing the Al Pacino sunglasses from Donnie Brasco and he’s in Witness Protection.

[@johnnyb7117]

Chael if ur a rat then I'm the biggest mut in the mafia🔫

[@dwaynerex7385]

some of these comments are freaking hilarious! lol

[@captnhd]

thats an awesome comment😂😂😂

[@peppermintnightmare4741]

Holy shit lmao

[@john-bu6su]

I hope the 2 security guards are called Nate Diaz and Mike Perry

[@justsayin3600]

I'd prefer Mike Perry, and Julian, " Let Me Bang" Lane. They would be 100% ready at all times because they'd be fighting each other while keeping Chael safe.

[@Dr_Juice_Rigsby]

@@justsayin3600 lol ppl would take one look at Mike and Lane and say nah I'm good, that one's nose looks like its bout to fall off

[@buyerofsorts]

Cept Masvidal whaled on Diaz already.

[@josecambronero9419]

No it’s just Volk on 2 hours notice

[@peppermintnightmare4741]

@justsaying3600 LET ME BAAANG BRO!!

[@Mirza_Tanovic]

Those guards are lucky to have Chael there to protect them in case anything pops off

[@6nosis]

😂😂

[@hellequin.303]

Chael standing guard the other side in case guy comes through that way 😂

[@Ratclawz]

Exactly

[@Brent5o6B]

By armed security he means those lethal hands…

[@Sylvesterstylstoned]

U know Chael will throw hands . He's not trying to get suckerpunched

[@XMANTER69]

'registered' lethal hands 😂

[@dlife7427]

The biggest arms in West Lynn

[@streetfightinc]

@@dlife7427 as well as the biggest charm

[@russell-gt1dy]

The hands that got hands

[@Kane._]

Masvidal doesn’t know Chael got his hands registered a long time ago .

[@libertarianpunk8558]

Chael knows masvidal will actually fight him and not be like bones and Francis letting it slide

[@jimbusmaximus4624]

I think we've all underestimated Masvidol. If he truly is the one man that's immune to the charm of Chael Sonnen... we're dealing with a different type of human here.

[@tapuout101]

@@jimbusmaximus4624 Hes Wolverine

[@spidermurphy9604]

Chael P. 's hands were registered the day he was born after he slapped the Dr.

[@ChiefGhoul]

He’s also a Lord. He’s a Lord with his hands registered as deadly weapons. They’re just protecting Masvidal at this point.

[@zachmccabe7510]

Register your hands has me ROLLING 😂😂😂😂😂

[@calebwaugh2150]

fax

[@davemeads859]

Same absolute genius 😂😂😂

[@addyfilm]

What a scam. Lost respect for Sonnen.

[@skaterrrdie]

​@@addyfilmlost respect for a man who doesn't know you or respect you and even if he did he still wouldn't.. congrats 🎉

[@addyfilm]

@@skaterrrdie okay anon 😂

[@Palaecro]

So this video could have been titled "How I saved Wanderlei Silvas life in Brazil"

[@midasthestallion4105]

When Chael says Armed Security in Miami he means he's armed with the biggest arms in West Linn Oregon AND Miami Florida. Undefeated. Undisputed. Never Lost a Round. Chael P. Sonnen. The P stands for Armed and Dangerous.

[@DigDootyDitches]

For future reference, it's West Linn

[@midasthestallion4105]

@@DigDootyDitches Yeah I just saw that. Autocorrect strikes again.

[@andrijasente]

not to mention LICENSED

[@_cohen]

Taking “I can’t let you get close” on a whole new level 🔥

[@XekTOr89]

Well with an idiots like George Masvidal it might be necessary haha

[@rickgarcia7334]

Just watched a cop video, where he was approached aggressively and immediately took the guy down...first comment I saw was "cop could let him get close" Chael. 😅

[@marconunez174]

Fr fr 😂

[@AJ-das]

Accidental or not, calling Beckam "Beckman" is unbelievably funny.

[@Fahadalkithiri]

😂😂😂

[@tshepisokhunyedi168]

Benn Beckman

[@Jwarchild]

Calling Beckham "Beckam" is also pretty funny

[@ashmiles1.0]

Best part of the video hands down

[@Insert.Name.Here.]

Beckam? Beckman? Neither are correct, looks like Chael is rubbing off on you

[@markwhelan9887]

Chael is the only man that can turn a simple story into a 5 part mini series...

[@davidforrest5342]

Show him your lethal hands certificate, he won't want any of that smoke 🤣

[@shrekislove1509]

The 2 security guards must be wondering wtf you're talking about.

[@paulchurchill5045]

😂👍

[@seanelgie]

They are thinking how they are going to stop Chael from killing Masvidal when he sees him.

[@Suppp34]

😂😂😂

[@skoll_2024]

Probably fans gettin tips. “Uncle Chael what should I do if…..”

[@AnthonyPiccirillo]

There are no security guards haha

[@jacobmacdonald4713]

I understand that some people grow up in hard circumstances and had to defend themselves growing up in order to survive , but after you’ve secured finances and safety for yourself and your family, street violence is just absolutely embarrassing . Masvidal for what he did to Leon and Colby is just down right disgusting and I think the sport is better without him

[@PrincessDaddy-s2s]

True story, the very first conversation I had with my brother after he retired at age 33 was about him wanting to kick my ass. Embarrassing indeed... I guess his goal was to true and then let me sue him into my own retirement? Dunno, haven't spoken since 2019.

[@jacobmacdonald4713]

@@PrincessDaddy-s2s sorry to hear that brother , hope you and him reconcile 🙏

[@Bobby-Dingers]

No need for security, Uncle Chaels always packing 2 GUNS.

[@maano7909]

Best fucking comment💀💀💀

[@40ozDrinka..]

The biggest guns in west linn oregon!!

[@icaint4caine605]

Registered as lethal

[@kaka3661able]

3 guns You forgetting the cannon inbetween 🎉

[@Mike-es2yg]

I'm actually surprised someone as smart as Chael doesn't tote a smoke wagon himself

[@mgwwilf]

Undefeated and undisputed with added security to protect the other guy because Uncle Chael is compassionate and caring! UNDISPUTED!!!

[@EnglishRezident]

"Beckman could come walking through if he wasn't with his Spice Girl wife" - Chael P. is a genius))))

[@d0ublestr0ker0ll]

"Do not shoot Wanderlei Silva." I don't know why that line made me burst out laughing, but it did.

[@FlatLeeo]

Same here! 😂

[@crazyjoedavola5430]

I did too....this vid was gold

[@DavidLoveOfficial]

Same😂

[@bradyerickson1323]

12:21 same 😂

[@johnbrigzywardy4596]

Haww man he no wanna be ma fen

[@crissdizick9403]

I keep my lethal hands registered at my property in Scotland, which Chael sold to me.

[@happyfriend703]

HE SOLD YOU NOTHING AND YOU BOUGHT NOTHING

[@crissdizick9403]

@@happyfriend703 Don't make me send my bodyguards over there

[@xRoeJogan]

Right next to the window sheen

[@heathdetweilerRealtor]

Nice!

[@lucasduarte7384]

@@crissdizick9403dont let him get close to your property, brother

[@DavidPrice-qu2yc]

I love how 90% of that video is telling a different story all together. Fully intentional not giving George any shine at all… brilliant stuff Chael

[@t1nma5k22]

He understands he has to hook your engagement for longer than 30 seconds, as that apparently is the amount of time required before he gets paid for your view!

[@Matt_Wilson01]

Clickbait to get you to watch the whole video, that’s all it is

[@JoseBarbosa-gt5xn]

Hi Uncle Chael, MMA is not the second sport in Brazil, however it had a great boom after the biggest National TV channel in Brazil started to promote it (It was right on the moment in which you built your rivalry with Anderson Silva). I must confess you played your character really well. People did not like you because they thought you were disrespecting the country. My regards from Brazil.

[@RelwarctheMighty]

Interesting to know. Out of curiosity what would have traditionally been the #2 sport in the country before and after MMA's initial boom?

[@judge1806]

Brazil is a great display of “YOU HURT MY FEELINGS 😢” even tho the country destroys itself from within every year 😂 (I’m also Brazilian) cheered Sonnen on even back in the day.

[@vilsondemarco]

​@@RelwarctheMighty It's very volatile, actually. For a very long time I'd say it was F1. Then we had a volleyball era. Then MMA. Nowadays I can't really say for sure, but I'd guess it is still MMA/Combat Sports. The thing is, Brazilian fans are really "win focused", so wherever we have a guy/girl able to compete and win, we are in love with whatever shout they are doing. When these people disappear, we move on to the next winnable big thing.

[@RelwarctheMighty]

@@vilsondemarco Interesting take. Thanks for the insight!

[@toasterpoppin8717]

Social Security guards are thinking what the fuck we got inTo

[@austinklein7644]

They're keeping chael locked up to protect Jorge.

[@SirHumano97]

Messi and "Beckman" 🤣🤣🤣

[@Last_Chance.]

Y'all do realize that he trolling. They're are no security guards at the door.

[@RS-xq6je]

That guy further up has took it way too serious

[@Lpj4]

I believe this to most likely to be a fact lol

[@TheTrueWelshIdiot]

Noooo, Chael, trolling?

[@shawnpower8866]

everyone knows he is trolling. he will smash George

[@DenverDonate]

DON'T LET HIM GET CLOSE

[@Mati303s]

So humble... Uncle Chael is protecting Masvidal from his lethal hands, just like he protected Wanderlei from lethal bullet shots.

[@mattzeccardi2678]

Uncle ? Oh you’re one of those weirdos that call someone uncle who has no idea who you are

[@jaykwonzzz]

@@mattzeccardi2678 Just like you're one of those weirdos who haunts the comments section talking shit, but are clearly unable to discern irony.

[@mattzeccardi2678]

@@jaykwonzzz isn’t it ironic that you are in every comment riding Chael like your gf rides everyone but you

[@RelwarctheMighty]

@@mattzeccardi2678 Lol, what? Is this a real comment?

[@mattzeccardi2678]

@@RelwarctheMighty no it’s me Chael , get off my nuts , I’m not your uncle

[@blknmild]

That was the longest, funniest, most cryptic threat I think I've ever heard. Amazing! Stay Safe Chael!

[@gifmesome]

BECKMAN COULD COME WALKING THROUGH 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@CometdownCat]

4:55 this is the most accurate and truthful thing he has ever said…:people legit wanted his head in Brazil

[@brettcasto3356]

I saw you at Oswego grill, I wanted to come over and thank you for representing Oregon… also was going to tell you your trash talk was the best in the game… But you were there with your wife and family. Didn’t seem appropriate to intrude just to say how much I loved you representing Oregon on the big stage. Maybe it’s my brother played professional baseball, but don’t think we don’t see you! Just couldn’t bring myself to bug you at dinner. Had to be 10 years ago or so. Appreciate you showing a young guy from Oregon we had a shot at big things.

[@rubenjaimes1194]

UFC got security for Masvidal from Chaels arms. 😂😂😂

[@FirstLast-yc9lq]

Biggest arms in West Linn

[@PaganoInfernal]

Imagine being a professional fighter who needs protection from ONE other fighter 😂 this is pathetic

[@FirstLast-yc9lq]

@@PaganoInfernal Yeah, because taking a sucker punch has never killed anyone...

[@rubenjaimes1194]

@@PaganoInfernalyeah everyone needs protection from Chaels arms.

[@Ten0chtl1]

Dana "dont worry I got security" also Dana "fight broke out in the stands isnt that neat"

[@DiscoveringTheArts]

“Do not shoot wanderlei silva” are words I’d never thought I’d hear 😂

[@brianmincher716]

Had me rollin

[@dealerslicenseops]

Silva would put mustard on the gun and eat it.

[@hawaiianrussian1047]

This man could have been a comedian in another life lol him saying that he’s genuinely confused about the fact that they hired security for the guy that would win the fight is comedy gold 😂😂

[@TheMrClutchy]

“If this is all necessary why am I here” 😂😂

[@katadromeasgr]

I'm waiting for the "I can't let you get close" memes

[@MandosCulture]

I love how Chael is, was, and always will be, a tough guy first

[@81ghale]

There’s no limits to how far Chael will take this and I’m here for it 😂

[@TheCed2011]

That famous footballer David Beckman! 😂🤣😂🤣 Never change uncle Chael.

[@MKSQUADofficial]

📢READ THIS: This was the best subtle threat from Chael I've ever heard.. for those of you that don't understand, Chael actually thinks he may be in a serious altercation and could potentially be hurt very bad. So to mitigate that he goes on here to flex that he has security guards with their ammunition ready for Mazvidal even though he doesn't want that to happen. Best subtle Flex I've ever seen... basically the whole point of this video was to place seeds of Doubt into masvidal's mind to not mess with Chael, bravo 👏 🙌

[@lancertreepuffer]

Imagine how those guards feel being that close to greatness like Fedor did at that presser

[@victorl225]

Uncle Chael saving Masvidal from the embarrassment

[@Ranger.Vt.]

Uncle Chael named his fists, “Smith & Wesson”. Only security guards he needs

[@thefightknight5881]

There's something so funny about the idea of masvidal getting blasted out of his shoes for fucking around😂

[@indigenouswarrior_1878]

Naw, whats even funnier is Chael & Colby running their mouths, but got hide behind security guards, and cry to the Po-po, when they in BMF territory. LMAO!!!

[@thefightknight5881]

@@indigenouswarrior_1878 yes, such a bad man he hides in a hoodie and sucker punches people. What a man!

[@RicoMusap-te3om]

Chael went to Brazil as the # 1 enemy of the country got in a scrap with v.sylva and took him down then told his security under no circumstances will you shoot v.sylva if we get un a scrap Thats gangster 😅

[@Dr..Spyder]

When are you people going to grow up and see gangster crap is not intelligent? it is not cool and kids watching these guys growing up seeing all the drama saying gangster this gangster that. It's extremely pathetic adults behave this way.

[@MrSachattack]

⁠@@indigenouswarrior_1878😂 plz don’t compare Colby and Chael. Colby is a piece of garbage and Chael is certainly not. Colby needs to be smacked all the time Chael has done nothing wrong to Jorge You talking garbage mate

[@dawgpost90]

Has Masvidal registered his hands? That's gonna be a big factor in not letting him get close.

[@obowurx6625]

The image of Wanderlei clapping his hands and screaming “WHARGH Now?”, “WRUCK Now?!” “WROWT Now?!” like a deaf troll is something that I will always hold near and dear to my heart.

[@horacioluna5798]

Wannanow lol😂😂😂

[@dieseltyme]

Masvidal's belly won't let him get too close

[@kevinquinn6874]

😂

[@steadymanos]

😂

[@JelloSpine]

'Damn, these dogs are dangerous' had me rolling

[@eddietunaramirez2038]

Armed security guards hired Chael for protection

[@KingDomsKingdom85]

This is one of the funniest in a while 😂

[@WilliamSmith-zg6vp]

Great job, Chael. You're the man. Yiu don't need nothing like that. He needs YOU and it's literally a lose-lose for you even if you blasted him one on one. You've proved tour worth, your toughness, you're Moxy time and time again. Keep you the great work online, interviews and enjoy life!

[@bronzetiger6360]

This post is even Better, when you realized it was taped right outside of Jorge's Room😂

[@Kennypowers51]

Chael, I'm gonna get my old @S$ dad's hands registered for his birthday. His liver spotted @S$ will love it.

[@heywatchthis1992]

I can’t show you where I am but I will be at so and so’s early in the morning for an extended period of time doing a podcast where they always do it. Chael you are the master at throwing down the gauntlet.

[@danhworth100]

“Beckman could come walking through” 😂

[@HDoug412]

“I’m saying to the security guard under no circumstance are you going to shoot Wanderlei Silva and the security guard is saying ‘Yes I am.’” The security guard was Rampage Jackson

[@winkydee]

"Beckman!" Best one yet!

[@bob-ce5bn]

The Fact that GM is still allowed to fight is utter fucking bonkers. He's already assaulted 1 guy outside of the ring, and now this. He should be stripped of his fighting licence tbh

[@johnbrooks756]

I remember back then how chael described it. He said something like, (straight face obviously) I didn’t think they had computers in Brazil. If I would have known, I wouldn’t have said anything” 😅

[@jaykwonzzz]

Yes, this is a widely distributes and seen bit of Chael lore.

[@esmith3998]

And that he saw Big Nog and Lil Nog try and feed a bus a carrot cause they thought it was horses.

[@meaningcoach]

That's funny!

[@wallymorgan2524]

I thought old boy was a gangster from west Lynn lol

[@duncan-xg9sh]

We all know Chael is filming this in Masvidal's spare room.

[@wertytrewqa]

8:39 LOLLLLLLLLLLLLL @ "beckman"

[@jeremymkokoscinskim2651]

I never comment but I was dying!! He is an absolute genius when it comes to taking it serious but also making the opposing person whether it’s an opponent or a verbal battle is almost godly. I laughed so hard my chest hurt what a gangster.

[@krazykuz13cmc]

$70 for a fake lethal hand registry? You crazy.

[@jorgepereira1042]

Knowing Brazil as I do, I know what Chael is saying about private security and its armored cars, I know it's all true, even people from upper middle society buy armored cars in Brazil about thieves, drug dealers and murderers It's horrible

[@BalthazarMyrrh70]

But the waxes are great😅

[@seanpizzo8256]

Could you imagine not liking Chael?😂😂😂

[@mattzeccardi2678]

Yes

[@NikKnows404]

100%, without a doubt, yes.

[@jasongutierrez5521]

Cmon uncle chael double leg takedown and some nasty elbows will shut em up

[@forkp5363]

double leg then a kick in the face by one of jorges friends

[@AnElefant]

You know its real when he calls him, "Beckman". hahaha

[@nathankirby4612]

“Beckmann could come walking through” 🤣🤣 Chael cracks me up. He struggles with so many names. King troll 🧌

[@yt.personal.identification]

Field training for security guards. The generosity of Uncle Chael knows no limits.

[@DaBlaccGhost]

Chael loves this and it's hilarious

[@KingHunter868]

The ad read is hilarious 😭😭😂😂

[@goranbosnjak9837]

I absolutely love your stories and your sense of humor. You could’ve been stand up comedian just as good as a fighter. I say this as a praise and with utmost respect. Because I can’t afford 2 bodyguards in the front of my door. 😂😂😂

[@montyrayza7220]

Ya, register your hands because that will work out well for you when you end up in court for assault when you were just defending yourself. It wouldn't work out well in court for manics that attack people either like Masvidal.

[@Aqua_Holic_Fishing]

Jorge can't stop a takedown, you'll be fine and dandy Uncle.

[@Sid_Okay]

Is he alone and in his hotel room? 😂

[@DGillian6406]

He’s gotta have a follow up! I thought he was going to turn the camera after all that talk and show us 2 little kids standing by the door 😂

[@studogable]

More likely an Air B&B

[@alanclinton4239]

Chael: "Could you imagine not liking Chael"!

[@irvinmorales1409]

Easy, be Tito Ortiz and most of Brazil during his best.

[@noelmuller5755]

Excellent story: A twisting tale about someone fucking around and finding out. It's amazing to think that there might actually be scary people in the world that you shouldn't insult.

[@ghnbtrcv8672]

Masvidal needs to chill for real...

[@williamRE]

Camera pans put, and its Tito and Wanderlei eating Royales w/ cheese. 😂

[@RockoRocko-rz7kx]

Bro that would be funny 😂

[@wolfman5]

"Damn, these dawgs are dangerous!" 😂

[@purpleaki1277]

Masvidal hasn't got his hands registered

[@Dillon1099]

Criminals don't register their weapons.

[@RelwarctheMighty]

@@Dillon1099 Oh, snap!

[@ivancinto5727]

@@Dillon1099😂

[@felinefriend6101]

Chael…The “real men” sort it in the ring. Kinda like when Masvidal had his ass handed to him by colby. The “cowards” sneak up and sucker punch. kinda like when the coward masvidal snuck up on colby outside the ring. You, uncle Chael dont need protection from anyone in the octagon . EVERYONE however needs protection from cowards outside the ring. so enjoy the special treatment

[@stokedsalmon122]

He's in hiding at jorges baby mammas cuz hes never there😆 😂

[@UAPReportingCenter]

We all know that he’s just in his hotel room with no security, right?

[@jasonenna3544]

no my friend, the bellman and the night maid had their hands registered as lethal weapons this morning, they are also Scottish lords just in case

[@seanthomas2083]

Uncle Chael about to give Masvidal the bucket of chicken and a soda…

[@BigBoss-hn1vn]

Chael, you killed it on PBD..one of my favorite episodes.

[@ChiccaEnterprises]

Masvidal is actually a returd 😅 now Chael can literally write off most of his security expenses and Jorge will have to pay for them if his attorney can prove they’re legitimate threats to his safety

[@ToddsDiscGolf]

It wouldn’t be a problem if jorge wasn’t such a coward who sucker punches and attacks with a group of friends instead of 1-on-1, face to face.

[@KillDozer44]

Chael actually protecting his enemies from his own security LOL

[@Cinnamonster83]

Can confirm, nobody in Oregon actually gives a fuck about soccer

[@Onereelrider]

Chael is not scared of a brawl with Masvidal. The part people may be missing is Chael cannot end up in that situation again after his hotel incident plea deal. He's gotta keep his nose clean.

[@ShawnGilbert1967]

Agree he will have to make damn sure Jorge is the clear aggressor....good thing is chael for sure on TRT and honestly looks in good shape

[@nardcore661]

Uncle chael is like my mom mispronouncing proper nouns lol

[@joebudi5136]

Lethal hands registry IS HILLARIOUS!!!

[@trevort7347]

Masvidal is lucky the security will be in between him and of the undefeated undisputed champion chael Sonnen

[@darkmikerises]

Never thought security would be protecting the bad guy.