I completely lost it when the principal was like “take em off” and my man bob had glasses under the glasses💀💀
@Topgmakaveli Жыл бұрын
💀💀 I didn’t even clock that till after
@ForesteamIV Жыл бұрын
He didn't say to take them ALL off, actually
@carynalls Жыл бұрын
same lol
@Seabiscuit-2 Жыл бұрын
Bobs just goated 🤣🤣
@briannawilliams8149 Жыл бұрын
You’ve got take have a cover….for the dope and etc.
@DavenciaBFH Жыл бұрын
I've been drunk at school too many times, but people always think I'm drunk or high, even when I'm sober, so it just blends in
@dacianarobu1094 Жыл бұрын
Saaameeeee
@vlSceptixlv Жыл бұрын
-_-
@THE_TRACKMAN Жыл бұрын
@@dacianarobu1094 Yes, to the point where some people even ask to share my drink with them
@pug9191 Жыл бұрын
Why would you want to be drunk or vape in school or do it at all smh
@lostwizardcat9910 Жыл бұрын
@@pug9191 because life kinda sucks and being fucked up and fucking are the two things humans look forward to on a primal level from the day we get old enough to register stress.
@mstroud97 Жыл бұрын
Pulling more 10s than EDP is out of pocket Chains 😂😂😂
@Cyjako Жыл бұрын
Facts 😂😂😂😂
@Layla_or_Laylay Жыл бұрын
That joke had me💀
@yourdailydoseofcommonsense5495 Жыл бұрын
This joke went over my head 😭 can someone break it down for this boomer?
@Layla_or_Laylay Жыл бұрын
@@yourdailydoseofcommonsense5495 edp is a pedophile that tries to date underage kids
@kdrizzy713 Жыл бұрын
@@yourdailydoseofcommonsense5495 edp is a youtuber/pedo
@durdopro80075 ай бұрын
Bob carrying the team left and right 💀
@Lookout1311 ай бұрын
2:54 bro got those Eminem bars🔥🗣️
@clarkthakuria Жыл бұрын
Me and my homie decided to pregame school on a very ordinary Wednesday, all I remember is getting a B on a French quiz without reading the text, winning a cat tea kettle for killing it in math jeopardy, and getting called out for being hammered by the coolest teacher in the school. Safe to say it’s not the worst idea to show up hammered every now and then
@ohio9939 Жыл бұрын
👏👏👏
@donaldlariviere Жыл бұрын
bro language classes are fire when ur drunk because all of a sudden it’s like you don’t gaf if you say the wrong shi and jus say wtv 🤣😭
@sneau Жыл бұрын
welp i’m gonna get drunk this friday morning
@I-Am-Kaze Жыл бұрын
i swear its always on a wednesday
@nutrizzlean Жыл бұрын
depends
@ashleekaitlyn4106 Жыл бұрын
absolutely NOTHING is better than opening youtube and seeing a new chains upload 😩🤞
@ignacio5654 Жыл бұрын
fr but act cool he might be reading B)
@Cyjako Жыл бұрын
Facts
@DerHarzDude Жыл бұрын
Always waiting for chains to upload so I can eat- lol
@ENTZY. Жыл бұрын
Well maybe seeing that cancer was cured
@hobsonlee6937 Жыл бұрын
Frrrr he need to upload everyday
@fw_solyyy Жыл бұрын
"or is it those succulent luscious kissable lips" got me dead 😂💀
@K.Y.D_DREAMS Жыл бұрын
I was reading this as he said it😭😂😂 made this comments 10x better😂
@hikarifenikkusu18 Жыл бұрын
1:59 for yall 😂
@thugalicious_445 Жыл бұрын
What’s this sound effect for when he said?? I need to know
@mihaelamihalache990 Жыл бұрын
REALL
@kaijotten Жыл бұрын
@@thugalicious_445rizz sound effect
@jwhite52685 ай бұрын
bro real talk this is one of the best channels I’ve ever seen
@TheBCprodz6 ай бұрын
1:03 I thought he was gonna say bc he was so baked he went to school at night 💀
@chazp5873 Жыл бұрын
Bruh! I love Bob! Dude be chill AF. I never went to school high or drunk, but I’d imagine it’d be fun as hell!
@AJSketches Жыл бұрын
It's only fun when you got friends, cause y'all do stupid shit but without friends it's just boring 😭😭😭
@chazp5873 Жыл бұрын
@@AJSketches I’m jealous bro! I was the jock, captain of football team. So I couldn’t do the silly things like that 😩
@leroyc.2017 Жыл бұрын
@@AJSketches Ong tho, before I got expelled I made hella friends in the school bathroom. We all got zooted asf in the morning and got along, best time of my life.
@arlord_100 Жыл бұрын
it can be fun or absolutely nerve wrecking, depends if you got friends doing it with you or not
@leroyc.2017 Жыл бұрын
@@arlord_100 this one kid I ran into was on acid at school, did it all by himself. He said he had a pretty good time. Personally Ion know if I’d do it at school tho
@sofa9920 Жыл бұрын
"Palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy" I see what you did there 👌
@rmstitanicglory_wotw Жыл бұрын
Glad I'm not the only one that noticed that
@SonsofSigmaYT9 ай бұрын
"vomit on his sweater already" (moms spaghetti)
@mevejackso56718 ай бұрын
He’s nervous but on the surface he looks calm and ready to drop bombs but he keep on forgetting what we wrote down the whole crowd goes so loud he opens his mouth but the words won’t come out he choking now everybody choking the clock run out times up over now
@sofa99208 ай бұрын
BLAOW Snap back to reality Ope, there goes gravity
@mevejackso56718 ай бұрын
Ope, there goes gravity nope he won't give up that easy
@jeff-8511 Жыл бұрын
As a German it’s really weird for me that you would be suspended just for being drunk at a school dance. It’s very different here.
@toxiflexx04 Жыл бұрын
I read a commwnt that you get drunk the last day of school and some teachers also get drunk?
@RyanSchneiderFan Жыл бұрын
Yes in germany we sometimes drink with our teachers
@Andrew-ch3xj Жыл бұрын
Yeah germans support the liver failure
@mushroomgodalt9643 Жыл бұрын
Lucky
@bakoaitinaut114 Жыл бұрын
That pretty much mean yo teachers don't really give a shit bout u then😂
@Ducks_Cools6 ай бұрын
4:42 first time Bob has talked and bro has infinite glasses
@AnIdiotWithADream05 ай бұрын
I also noticed that
@Keat00210 ай бұрын
I love how Bob takes of his glasses to reveal another set of glasses 😂
@Noaahz-o Жыл бұрын
2 of my tattoos were done by ppl baked asf, and tbh they be better then sober ones fr 🙏
@chainsfr Жыл бұрын
That’s facts
@Geompro Жыл бұрын
Mad fax
@fantastic_jarod2391 Жыл бұрын
😂 that’s fac
@feefee8441 Жыл бұрын
@@chainsfr u got tattoos?
@mimig49102 ай бұрын
You don't?
@mr.random6276 Жыл бұрын
I love how Bob takes off his sunglasses to have another pair on underneath
@daflaminporg24543 ай бұрын
Same😂
@Christina-kp1htАй бұрын
Fr
@dome4205 Жыл бұрын
god the nostalgia...I remember going to school drunk in 10th grade in high school with my boy Noah, shit was wild
@Kdramahotgist Жыл бұрын
☝️☝️Check out the page on my name description, he got psych products and ships discreetly.....
@Mia_yagirl2 ай бұрын
1:31 BOB FINALLY MADE A FACIAL EXPRESSION
@yilmazersoy9502 ай бұрын
OMG DUDE FR
@Bigblue147Ай бұрын
In another vid he talked
@SharwilltickleyourpickleАй бұрын
He did smiling face expressions a lot
@muichiro-m9l12 күн бұрын
YOOOOOOO
@YashveerSingh-bz9bo17 сағат бұрын
@Bigblue147do you remember which one?
@devilish8130 Жыл бұрын
“Someone who pulls 10’s more than EDP” 💀💀💀
@gergoszabo9252 Жыл бұрын
what does EDP mean?
@nebeprisikiskiakopusteliau8884 Жыл бұрын
@@gergoszabo9252 edp445 is a youtuber who was caught wanting to meet a minor and sending his poo photos to her
@gergoszabo9252 Жыл бұрын
@@nebeprisikiskiakopusteliau8884 lol thanks
@jimmydrakon2405 Жыл бұрын
😭😭💀💀💀
@Aik-z9v9 ай бұрын
@@nebeprisikiskiakopusteliau8884 That shit is disgudting dawg
@jennim1810 Жыл бұрын
I’ve been high at school many times but only once have I been drunk. Learned my lesson on that real quick
@ecclesman Жыл бұрын
bruh how is ur account 6 days old wtf 💀
@jennim1810 Жыл бұрын
@@ecclesman because I have a life and don’t live on the internet. My car is in the shop and I was bored
@ecclesman Жыл бұрын
@@jennim1810 yikes alright i was just interested lmao
@jct6620 Жыл бұрын
@@jennim1810 really thought you did sum l
@yeahnahyeah3883 Жыл бұрын
@@jennim1810 yeah you definitely got no life
@oh_hell_nah6669 Жыл бұрын
2:49 love the eminem reference🤣🤣
@ColinRoodenburg10 ай бұрын
Yeah not a lot of people noticed lol 😂
@ZackST339010 ай бұрын
That's what I'm sayin
@Doodle_birdman9 ай бұрын
Mom's spaghetti
@Sofia-2199 ай бұрын
NO WAY I THOUGHT IT WAS JUST ME
@Kecho-1179 ай бұрын
Bro reaal
@PUMPKINZOID86-cu6qt7 ай бұрын
Chains you are super funny. You make me so entertain every single day!
@EXF1N1TY4712 ай бұрын
2:55 bro eminem shoulda caught him
@BenDover-zi2cn20 күн бұрын
He forgot moms spaghetti
@tychomarkerink7170 Жыл бұрын
2:54 smooth Eminem line bro
@Kaixen_shorts Жыл бұрын
Lol
@Starlight_y-t Жыл бұрын
He thinks we didnt notice his eminem reference
@Torsv69 Жыл бұрын
1:40 nah that joke was wild 💀💀💀
@JayMakesCoolVids11 ай бұрын
As a person that probably won't get high, but will get sober, this got me prepared
@LetsSolvePoverty4 ай бұрын
Watching this on a crowded train was a bad idea. Laughing so hard 🤣
@KnightSlasher Жыл бұрын
Chains went to school drunk on probably the most expected day too when you think about this his school is really cool for the amount of chances they gave chains
@ihavenothingtodo9317 Жыл бұрын
Not really u can get away with a ton in public schools
@rea280 Жыл бұрын
@@ihavenothingtodo9317 True that. I got caught with alc and an AP just made me pour it out.
@d_boot Жыл бұрын
My homie pulled up to class yesterday after drinking some titos. Lord have mercy i was dying😭😭 he asked the teacher if he was dreaming and shit💀💀 I cant believe I had to deal with his ass
@GTRRSS Жыл бұрын
Hell nah
@Jonny_24 Жыл бұрын
Here in austria getting drunk is basically the whole point of prom... The graduating students even run their own bar and go on holiday together with the profits they make from it.
@storytimeGiovanni6 ай бұрын
The fact he said “And they make sure to pat us down….. a-a little bit too good.”
@JustCole.HipHop Жыл бұрын
seen the principle walking in my direction with "his finger ready" lmaooooooooooo
@Bananenbereiniger Жыл бұрын
Being drunk in school is one of the best memories about it. After taking the final exams and still having lessons, 2 friends of mine and me drank starting at school beginning (welcome to Germany) However, there is this one early stage before getting drunk, where you are actually smarter. After having math lessons, my teacher personally told me after the lesson, that I never contributed that well and why I didn´t start earlier. To this day I wonder.... why I didn´t.
@emmamontgomery5106 Жыл бұрын
I also got drunk the first year of high school lol and I had a thermos full of peach shnaps and I had fitness so I was stumbling around and stuff😂 good times
@Kup69 Жыл бұрын
all we need now is going to school and high and drunk 💀
@Whynotmini Жыл бұрын
i did that last week, and i got drunk first and was feelin good, then my homie gave me a bottle too so i was like fuck it imma have more and then my other homie had the penjamin, basically it was lunch and theres bean bags in one of the rooms we were chillin in and so we were slumped and soon as i hit the penjamin it was like i was time traveling thru lunch, id black out for a sec and then start playing highest in the room in my head and id pop back up and join the convo again lmaoo, if it werent for the homies i wouldnt have made it thru the day, but tbh during lunch was gas, ive been crossed before but it felt like what i imagine heroin probably feels like
@BobcatProductionssКүн бұрын
1:18 first time I ever saw Bob having a diff face expression other than this “😐”
@Clownish.mp410 ай бұрын
2:07 and bob just let them, what a dude
@theplaybros3.013 Жыл бұрын
AYOOO 2:00 PAUSE BRUH PAUSE💀🤣love ur vids
@boomskits60134 Жыл бұрын
AYO
@mistaeli1684 Жыл бұрын
chains fr literally makes me smile when he uploads
@chainsfr Жыл бұрын
Mannn much love 🤞🖤
@xdKyouzen Жыл бұрын
@@chainsfr Much love to you homie 🖤🕊
@Choccymilkaddict5 ай бұрын
@@chainsfrI was in hospital last year and I blame you bro
@WolflayVR5 ай бұрын
@@Choccymilkaddictdon't blame him bro blame yourself for doing what ever you did what he did
@leroyc.2017 Жыл бұрын
I went to 2 school dances on molly, it was definitely interesting 😂 much love 🙌🏽
@sweetresinaccessories50405 ай бұрын
principal scared bob so bad he showed emotion 💀
@BBX_LORD11 ай бұрын
My palms were sweaty, knees weak, arms are heave (Moms spaghetti😮😮😮😮) Chat Eminem reference
@lalalaland4552 Жыл бұрын
I've been to class drunk twice in highschool, but always with a group. Our other classmates told us afterwards they definitely noticed and smelled it except for me bcs "I'm acting drunk when sober so there's no difference" 😭, the teachers definitely noticed bcs one of the group went to puke in the toilet, the other was as red as a tomato, half sleeping 🥴
@SolarFlare666 Жыл бұрын
Never try to put off my glasses again.
@xenoimpact9902 Жыл бұрын
THE LEGEND BOB!
@memesthursdayfriday9222 Жыл бұрын
BOB!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@saulgoodman2071 Жыл бұрын
BOBBBB!!!!!!!
@icetray2727 Жыл бұрын
Bobby 😎
@nadiya-b Жыл бұрын
this story is so similar to my own, sophomore year i snuck in a flask in my tights under my dress. we get to go in and there's random metal detection, and pat downs. I gambled w my life that day. only person in our group who got checked was my friend who happened to have a cut in her bra. they said they smelled weed but we just agreed and said the whole hallway did, and that it was someone else... (idk how tf we got in 😭)
@fss1704 Жыл бұрын
i'd ask how'd they know that if they never smoked.....
@1kwithoutpostingavideo9 ай бұрын
Goddamn bro i literally just found your channel and i am binging all your vids and i already subbed bro w vids
@quique_4_683 Жыл бұрын
Eminem reference😂 I love it
@logancarty2542 Жыл бұрын
i never went to school drunk but i did go to school high once. i happened to be in a class with a bunch of people i didn’t know whatsoever and all those kids they could tell i was baked and so could the teacher. i was so mortified. never did it again
@taco-exploring-and-games Жыл бұрын
3:08 my homie chugged a big ass bottle of vodka like it’s was a juice
@txvolf1493 Жыл бұрын
I got drunk asf In school on our last day of school and coach knew we was and he wasn’t even mad 🤣
@dilshadmohammed33349 ай бұрын
Why was Bob wearing two pairs of glasses☠️💀☠️💀
@Yuuki_Akiyama7 ай бұрын
That is his eyes
@marlinemichel270110 ай бұрын
Boy, you making me laugh every time
@Gacaryzacaryjaca Жыл бұрын
My vibe was fucked before I watched this video. Now my ass is laughing and can’t wipe this smile off my face
@jdoubleuu9889 Жыл бұрын
We sometimes would drink at school before our PE soccer lessos. It was the best thing ever. One mate got too drunk an couldn't even tie his shoes without falling over. When another mate from an other school, who came to drink with us, asked our teacher to join our game, he became suspicious. He noticed some of us were drunk and took the most drunk one of us to the principal. Luckily he wasn't suspended but had to give an anti-alcohol talk to some 7th years. The rest of us were allowed to proceed playing soccer. We never had a game with such a high level of motivation and so much fun again xD
@corsai22 Жыл бұрын
Nah but it's football
@xDeivit136 Жыл бұрын
Billy at the end was soo funny, he didn't dance with a girl but he had fun dancing.
@Nezuko-y8x4 ай бұрын
4:47 "take em off" *My man bob proceeding to magically have another pair under*
@micheallaramore8079 Жыл бұрын
This guy never gets boring so good at story telling and one hell of a comedian 👏
@micheallaramore8079 Жыл бұрын
I'm faded and harmed watching this and I'm lookin like Bob with the black shades
@Wpopoff-x4o Жыл бұрын
5:03 principal do the middle finger💀
@lorenzoangelmaciasnalane37523 ай бұрын
That ain't a finger 5:00
@emmamontgomery5106 Жыл бұрын
Great way to start the day when chains uploads
@blackorb5567 Жыл бұрын
going to school while drunk is one think but GETTING DRUNK AT SCHOOL is another think
@tannersandschafer8513 Жыл бұрын
Bob is “The Rizzler”😂
@AgentXander_0075 күн бұрын
1:20 Bob had his first emotion!
@therealagfeild Жыл бұрын
3:32 “F**K!!”😂😂
@Squirtle_love_all7 ай бұрын
3:34 😂😂😂
@1qstudios Жыл бұрын
How is bob even a real person i feel like the guy is just too legendary. Like he is realy the main character of life and chainz is the narrator.
@KingSalmon99 Жыл бұрын
I went to school drunk way too often for a couple of months. (Life was putting me through the ringer) Was wasted one time and almost dropped a teacher's lap top she handed me while walking back to my desk. Had to run out of the class to throw up. Managed to convince the principals and the school cop I was just sick and didn't wanna miss school. Gotta away Scott free but definitely smartened up.
@hermy_style11 ай бұрын
Bro I’m 20 and holy shii can I relate to all your stories, besides when it snows
@hopemydisplaynameisoriginalАй бұрын
1:36 bob was smilling🤯🤯🤯
@ins0mniaq. Жыл бұрын
It's a good day when chains uploads with ANOTHER banger, I love you chains fr 😭
@somerandomassguyontheinter2869 Жыл бұрын
i’ve been high at school dozens of times but only went drunk like twice. once was in middle school before a field trip and the second was on an exam day i forgot about. somehow i was never found out both times, but last instance i got high in senior year i got sent to the alternative school 😂
@Max6chen Жыл бұрын
ayo that pfp 🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨
@christakpan8 ай бұрын
@@Max6chenwhy did you make me look 😭😭😭
@sandmanlopez9920 Жыл бұрын
Your principal is the Pringles guy lol gotta love it 😂💯
@LAMJR176 ай бұрын
“ Rihana to get us hyped”😂
@charliemick82469 ай бұрын
If there is one thing I learned from this video, Bob is the rizzard of oz.
@typicalblobfish6797 Жыл бұрын
I unintentionally went to school drunk my senior year. We started drinking at probably like 10-12 at night and finally stopped drinking at 5 in the morning. I wasn’t really paying attention to the time, so not only was I hammered at 5 in the morning, but I only slept for an hour before having to wake up for school. Sleep deprived + hammered was not a good mix but nobody asked me questions lmao
@cadencevancel959 Жыл бұрын
Homie💀 one time I spent the night getting drunk with a friend, had school the next morning and was up by 5 am (bus came at 6:30) I spent a lil time smoking out my bong and took a shower, then randomly was already drinking a sprite before the bus came and decided to pour about two shots of vodka that I had left into the bottle. Brought it to school and was slightly buzzing until lunch, last hour and a half of the day was fine and I went home and smoked more lol
@tricksterandspinster6459 Жыл бұрын
The principal looks like pringles
@mateodelcid99052 ай бұрын
Bob said yea 4:36
@markjames-bv4ih2 ай бұрын
Fr
@fengmeiwu3986Ай бұрын
Na he talked lol 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@Ocean_for_president2 ай бұрын
1:38 rare footage of our dude Bob smiling LMAO
@hello-kl4xj Жыл бұрын
I go to school drunk ALL the time, but drinking never affects me as much as it affects other people so that’s why I can pull it off so well
@nickelbus7596 Жыл бұрын
U got a prollem
@yourdailydoseofcommonsense5495 Жыл бұрын
Yup, this ain’t nothing to brag about G 😅
@mortem4342 Жыл бұрын
You're an alcoholic gang
@user-gh5yt6li2u Жыл бұрын
i also went to school drunk all the time and now im in rehab 🤷♀
@connorgarvin2056 Жыл бұрын
if it doesnt affect you then youre not drunk lmfao, the definition of drunk is too much alcohol to the point where you are definitely feelin it, you probably went under the influence of alcohol but you were definitely not drunk
@xenowu2921 Жыл бұрын
This man has been through it all.
@jowii.6170 Жыл бұрын
not bob taking off his glasses to reveal another layer of glasses lmao😭
@lonniebaker8613 Жыл бұрын
Bob always coming in clutch bro
@jo6michael11 ай бұрын
That Eminem loose yourself 😂😂
@carlespereziniguez3667 Жыл бұрын
3:00 definetly he was looking nervous, yet thanks to the alcohol on the sourface he was calm and ready
@Kdramahotgist Жыл бұрын
☝️☝️ Check out the page on my name description, he got psych products and ships discreetly
@dex8962 Жыл бұрын
He was ready to drop bombs as dance moves but did constantly forget it
@Luffy311-monkey Жыл бұрын
But he opened his mouth and the scent wont come out hes choking now everybody is drunken now times up over OW
@Jamesgames470511 ай бұрын
Snap back to reality ope there goes alcoholidy ope there goes glasses he chocked he's so drunk but he won't pass out that easy
@xtimmy4851 Жыл бұрын
tbh being drunk on school is mad fun, we went drinking in class and my teachers didn’t even think it was weird that we were playing rock paper scissors all over the place. This shit happend on the last day of school btw
@stefanb2254 Жыл бұрын
That Eminem reference is FIRE
@luccayeti4696 Жыл бұрын
Spent ages looking for this
@tylerthegamerofficial5 ай бұрын
6:41 Billy dancing was a foreshadowing of the 3 Man Mission!
@Bullshittingsquid Жыл бұрын
4:46 with the glasses had me dying
@wills22222 Жыл бұрын
Have you ever gone to school when you were drunk and high at the same time?
@instinitFN Жыл бұрын
man I’ve been through that and greening out while drunk and high is the worst experience
@EvillAnime Жыл бұрын
ngl if you do that you're a quaranteed loser
@des0r Жыл бұрын
heart failure speedrun
@hxhvd Жыл бұрын
6:24 my computer shut down for no reason at this exact moment lmao
@Ray4938 Жыл бұрын
Not school exactly, but about 5 years ago when I was doing practice for color guard (flag twirling, which took place at school) I guess i decided it would be a good idea to straight slurp at least 5(?) shots of vodka. Went to practice plastered out of my mind and everyone was telling me I was gonna get in trouble. I remember just laughing it off and falling alot. Finally sobered up the next morning, apparently I'm kicked off the team and my parents are FURIOUS. I have at least 10 bruises all over from dropping the flag on myself and falling up stairs, as well as a fucked up knee cuz i had temporarily dislocated it during that time. Luckily my coach didn't tell school admin, but my life was absolute HELL for a while. I'm not even regretful of it. I'm glad I got that experience.
@jojojurii3949 Жыл бұрын
Dude has got moves the griddy hits man
@alirizvi7935 Жыл бұрын
Billy chill out my guy went full love mode 😂
@feelinspiffy696 Жыл бұрын
bob reminds me of the episod eof teen titan go where the team tried to take off robin mask but it was just another mask underneath 4:46
@cakekid2153 Жыл бұрын
drunk is the only way i got through school lmaoo
@megansutton9699 Жыл бұрын
3:20 Maybe a teacher should’ve told them that in advance
@DuckyGames-v5m4 ай бұрын
BOB HAS MORE GLASSES😂 he is that you tuber that doesn’t do a face reveal EVER 4:40
@Cordelius_youtube6 күн бұрын
Bro when he said my palms where sweaty if thought he gonna day moms spagghetti bro😂
@GdMan11. Жыл бұрын
2:54 There's vomit on his sweater already, mom's spaghetti He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready to drop bombs But he keeps on forgetting what he wrote down, the whole crowd goes so loud He opens his mouth, but the words won't come out He's choking how, everybody's joking now The clock's run out, time's up, over, blaow! Snap back to reality Oh, there goes gravity Oh, there goes Rabbit, he choked He's so mad, but he won't give up that easy, no He won't have it, he knows his whole back's to these ropes It don't matter, he's dope He knows that but he's broke He's so stagnant, he knows when he goes back to his mobile home, that's when it's Back to the lab again, yo This whole rhapsody He better go capture this moment and hope it don't pass him You better lose yourself in the music, the moment You own it, you better never let it go You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime You better lose yourself in the music, the moment You own it, you better never let it go You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime You better The soul's escaping, through this hole that is gaping This world is mine for the taking Make me king, as we move toward a new world order A normal life is boring, but superstardom's close to post mortem It only grows harder, homie grows hotter He blows, it's all over These hoes is all on him Coast to coast shows, he's known as the globetrotter Lonely roads, God only knows He's knows is grown farther from home, he's no father He goes home and barely knows his own daughter But hold your nose 'cause here goes the cold water His hoes don't want him no more, he's cold product They moved on to the next schmoe who flows He nose dove and sold nada So the soap opera is told and unfolds I suppose it's old partner but the beat goes on Da da dum, da dum da da You better lose yourself in the music, the moment You own it, you better never let it go You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime You better lose yourself in the music, the moment You own it, you better never let it go You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime You better No more games, I'ma change what you call rage Tear this motherfucking roof off like two dogs caged I was playing in the beginning, the mood all changed I've been chewed up and spit out and booed off stage But I kept rhyming and stepped right into the next cypher Best believe somebody's paying the pied piper All the pain inside amplified by the fact That I can't get by with my 9-to-5 And I can't provide the right type of life for my family 'Cause man, these goddamn food stamps don't buy diapers And it's no movie, there's no Mekhi Phifer, this is my life And these times are so hard, and it's getting even harder Trying to feed and water my seed, plus Teeter totter caught up between being a father and a prima donna Baby mama drama's screaming on and Too much for me to wanna stay in one spot, another day of monotony Has gotten me to the point, I'm like a snail I've got to formulate a plot or I end up in jail or shot Success is my only motherfucking option, failure's not Mom, I love you, but this trailer's got to go I cannot grow old in Salem's lot So here I go it's my shot Feet, fail me not, this may be the only opportunity that I got You better Lose yourself in the music, the moment You own it, you better never let it go You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime You better lose yourself in the music, the moment You own it, you better never let it go You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime You better You can do anything you set your mind to, man