The 7 Levels of Drunk

[@AA-100]

Level 7 drunk also gives yourself the ability to teleport to random locations

[@fruitvio4160]

*fast travel unlocked*

[@moist_iguana]

That explains why i traveled 50 miles with no memory of it

[@thenoir581]

XD yeah like i'm most of the time a driver so i just take people home and some times i get memsagges - how the hell and when i went home - You did not i dove you

[@Bartje-fx2rg]

true

[@TechDethMetalHed]

*Where the Hell am I?¿*

[@Shad0wz101]

Gotta say, I’m completely sober and I find the idea of putting someone’s shoes in the fridge pretty damn funny

[@eveschaan]

We all do. The only problem is that when it comes time for the deed, sober people get... *cold feet.*

[@davidduchesne8421]

@@eveschaan nice

[@Hmash01]

k o m e d y

[@holeesheeetgonzalez]

imagine the guy next morning putting his shoes and be mad asfff + he catching a cold lmaooo

[@tastlite]

Imagine witnessing someone at a new year's party: Taking a bite out of the cheese and putting it back in the fridge 😂😂😂😂

[@psychiagriff8126]

nothing is more true than having to pee legitimately every half hour

[@fafo635]

half hour? bro, like every 15 minutes

[@billjamal4764]

@@fafo635 that's what I'm saying

[@williamorozco8397]

Half hour!? You got a strong boi bladder. 😂

[@garrettpreston4136]

Once you break the seal you can't go back

[@Cogito3]

@@fafo635 just got done pissing lmao

[@metall1c444]

My 7 levels of being drunk: 1. everything is ok, i'm just happy 2. my language skills are boosted by 500% 3. i start drinking my friend's drinks 4. screaming loudly 5. dancing shirtless and almost naked 6. nausea 7. throwing up my soul

[@Komotau4691]

Are you Englisman? lol

[@eeeeee8829]

I feel that ‘starting to drink my friends drink’ in my fucking SOUL, literally when I get to a certain point I’m finding any alchohol I can and chugging it

[@danielacubas1196]

lmao level 7 is begging God to not let you die while you projectile vomit. Also promising to never drink again.....

[@shythefoxx]

lmaooo real

[@andyccodyt7013]

This why weed is better than alcohol 😂😂

[@1eyedwilly100]

The realest thing he said was “every idea becomes a good idea” 😂😂😂

[@DEMiURGE455]

😂😂😂 true

[@CrestedSaguaro520]

Alexander the Great: **(Gets drunk)** "I think I'm gonna conquer the world and name tons of cities after myself! Nothing could possibly go wrong with the loyalty of my men!" 😶

[@feraltaco4783]

I felt that one. 😂

[@TheUrbaNGo0se]

Ah fuck I'm screwed

[@Rare_Breed666]

😂😂😂😂

[@1nTime]

The "sudden urge to steal traffic cones" is the funniest thing, everytime i get this drunk i catch myself doing that

[@larsassinck3868]

Ye we always take the traffic signs

[@thefridge7335]

Oh wow you're like so cool man

[@1nTime]

@@larsassinck3868 oh trust me, if here in germany these things wouldnt be so hard to get out of the ground we would take them too lmao

[@1nTime]

@@jasper_k-r4l besonders die leuchtenden sind sehr anziehend haha

[@topkek996]

It's the best party hat!

[@Squilfinator]

Bro this could not have come at a better time. I'm extremely hungover lmfao. Puked my guts out last night and fell asleep in the shower for 3 hours. Rip my water bill.

[@death5484]

oof i wish you luck on that

[@damionjohnson6220]

Lol yup just got done puking for a whole day and just was able to eat after drinking on a empty stomach 😂

[@jacksgames241]

dawg me yesterday. had some friends over at the cottage and next thing you know 11 twisted teas, a third bottle of smirnoff, a third bottle of kraken, a handful of white claws and other assorted coolers were split between 5 people. woke up with MOTION SICKNESS.

[@gkrstini]

that means you dont know how to drink, dont drink if you dont know, i drinked spirits when i knowed about my self, my grandma gave me a meal to eat, and beer and spirit for health, i was basically drinking when i was born, i was drinking before kindergardeng and school

[@Lyris-XVII]

I’m still drunk

[@amadeus5889]

The recovery position is no joke. It saves lives.

[@itsmevarnami]

As Post Malone once said: Rest in peace to Bon Scott

[@Kfimenenpah]

You forgot to mention that from stage 4 onwards foreign language skills are boosted by 500%

[@Sidekicc777]

ture

[@moist_iguana]

Sum how true oddly enough

[@aetheriox463]

during a wedding me and my family attended, my dad started talking to my father in law (who is polish, speaks very little english) IN GERMAN my dad does not know german but my father in law does, both were smashed out of their minds

[@bizzleh0226]

Ich kann auf einmal Deutsch

[@dantepagano5247]

correcto mi amigo

[@officialasa]

The talking in all caps thing is so true lmao. Me and my friends got drunk on discord and recorded it because we thought it would be funny to listen back when sober, and it got to a point where we would preface everything with a loud, “WAIT WAIT WAIT” after interrupting somebody else talking. We were all operating under the assumption that what we had to say was the most important thing in the world at any given time.

[@AleXxTM123]

so basically a standard friday call with da boys ?

[@Vatsuggggg]

My friend is like that sober… good guy though

[@KenKaneki-om6jj]

Anyone have a discord chat ?

[@monoguy5194]

Who the fuck gets drunk on discord

[@n30n_sp1der7]

@@monoguy5194 people who have no social skills i guess

[@youngslice5985]

lmao I'm definitely the runner, that feeling of sprinting down the street and none of your friends being able to catch you is invigorating as fuck

[@veiserexab1428]

What came in your mind that you became a runner?

[@chrispap4766]

But why?

[@Martin-id5hd]

im a runner, but im also a man with no stamina. so i run 50m before i need to take a break, then back to running

[@dallasdean4115]

Your comment was literally my brain when I was hanging w my friends on their birthday party🤣

[@michael2350]

My best friend is a runner, never saw someone sprinting this straight after finishing the amount of vodka he did xD. And chasing him kinda got me into it, running drunk is fckin dope, like the feel you had as a kid when you imagined flying as you run.

[@parkerlawhon4898]

As a binge drinker I really appreciate this video. Makes me feel pathetic that I can’t take one drink without eventually making it to level 7, but It’s a good reminder when I’m sober 👍

[@ashleysquires9229]

😂

[@Digitalhunny]

HOLD UP! _Where's_ the level: 4 beers in & you get up to get the 5th but, instead you detour & grab yourself an ice cold jug of BIG water, _while_ saying, "Yeah, now THIS is what I'm talkin' 'bout!" as you start to chug it down. Why's THIS not on your little list here? Are you _not old enough_ to have discovered this level, yet... ?? Ohh, it's comin' kids, it's comin' to get you HARD! 😈 😭💀

[@lowsix4940]

Buddy the word your looking for is alcoholic not binge drinker

[@stavex245]

@@lowsix4940 there is different typen of alcoholism, someonoe who drinks daily. or someone who drinks on the weekends but cant stop. and gets to level 7 all the time

[@supay2929]

@@lowsix4940Binge Drinker is a Typ of alcoholic… What you just responded is like when someone says „I drive a Mercedes“ and you respond with „no you drive a car“.

[@maenad1231]

“When you’re this drunk, pretty much every idea becomes a good idea” So true 😂

[@Simon-tc1mc]

Forgot level 8, when you literally start teleporting around due to blacking out / forgetting what happened in the moment. Only happened to me once but was a freaky experience. It felt like something straight out of a show, one second I would be deep in a conversation with someone and the next second I was on the complete other side of the parking lot (tailgate) doing something totally different. It was a fun time but definitely creepy and you know you went too far when you quite literally lose all control of yourself. I'm so thankful I had responsible friends around to get me home

[@professorryze3739]

I once got so drunk I lost my virginity and didnt even remember it. My friend told me the next day. Mentally im still a virgin but not physically

[@aaronbauman1936]

@@professorryze3739 you a victim

[@gaygelding]

What you described reminds me of eiriel - the most advanced stage of high from deliriants. You become almost completely detached from reality, and a trip sitter is absolutely neccessary if you are not actively trying to die, because eiriel is like a dream - any dumb shit you do makes perfect sense to you, regardless of how dumb it is. Dont take DPH

[@Brokeboy_Sticks]

@@professorryze3739 that’s tough bro

[@Kirill-wz6iq]

Had the same shit, in the morning I found out that my arm was broken lol

[@simeonpetkov5388]

If you're drinking on empty stomach you'll skip to level 7 real quick

[@politicallyincorrectpanda]

That’s a myth… so is drinking milk before drinking alcohol to coat the stomach!

[@bagofsunshine3916]

@@politicallyincorrectpanda hmm no, having a good hearty meal before drinking 100% allows you to stomach more alcohol. If i have 2 beers on an empty stomach after a day of hard work i can almost be at level 3 already. Where if i had a hearty meal and am well rested the amount to get to level 3 goes up to 6-8 depending on the beer.

[@random5853]

For real tho

[@politicallyincorrectpanda]

@@bagofsunshine3916 well then you can’t handle your drink sunshine!

[@bagofsunshine3916]

@@politicallyincorrectpanda yeah, not like it's a proven fact that having a filled stomach of food allows your body to better handle copious amounts of alcohol due to the lower absorbtion rate of said alcohol. but sure, it's me who can't handle my drinks.

[@boopityboop7515]

2:51 That's me, I'm the runner. Drinking time means adventure time.

[@giona_9564]

It's like doing cardio without noticing at all

[@tippiergnome8471]

“My Brothers in Christ we MUST go on an adventure!” Real quote from me

[@Terra157]

so we're 2

[@caf4135]

Stealing traffic cones, my dad got so drunk once, he stole a whole street sign whilst walking home, and was so pleased with himself as well.

[@marytheenchanter467]

When my dad was young, he and his friends stole a traffic light, took it to the bar with them and drank every time when it went green

[@lunecker]

@@marytheenchanter467 lmao 💀

[@UnifiedFriends]

@@marytheenchanter467 so, it was a battery powered traffic light?!

[@caf4135]

@@marytheenchanter467 Godly

[@marytheenchanter467]

@@UnifiedFriends yeah I think it was a temporary one used for road works

[@petervlcko4858]

there 8th stage and it is called "time travel stage". it just happen in that stage that you spawning in random places without really travel there. it is great.

[@shiba1918]

Its call a black out

[@Cptlink420]

@@shiba1918 Black out is lights out. 8th stage is near it. I've once had a moment when I was carried home by 3 guys and my vision was literally 1fps and everytime I blinked a new picture comes to my eyes. Only thing I remember was the only thing I focused on and it was surviving the night. I had full clothes on and 3 puke buckets next to my bed and still in the morning I woke up puke all over me on the floor and my matresses all ruined.

[@kylecobb3346]

My friends and I call it teleporting. Its great, you somehow end up somewhere in a situation with no recollection of the last 20 minutes but instead of thinking about it, you just go with it. I like to think this is when your mind is shutting down, but your body is still somehow carrying on

[@juno9394]

Until you wake up in a jail cell.

[@queeny5613]

Yesss

[@BlackFlagHeathen]

I once drank an entire bottle of wine, got to at least level 5, ate a shitton of Buldak spicy chicken ramen, because I get crazy munchies when I’m drunk, sat down on the couch and just sat there, waiting for the drunken haze to subside, had my sister walk in on me, and I immediately slurred, “I’m not drunk.” even though she didn’t even ask, and promptly projectile vomited all that ramen and wine all over the living room floor. My sister just stood there, staring in horror. That’s still one of the greatest moments of shame in my life.

[@retgehgsbh]

dude i just belly laughed hard. I am crying my own tears over here

[@BlackFlagHeathen]

@Jyue An depends on whether you’re a lightweight or not and how experienced of a drinker you are. This was not long after I turned 21. And it’s still not good for you to drink an entire bottle of wine in one sitting.

[@poopguyfoodplace]

I got kicked out of one of the bars on campus here for being too drunk after downing 3 bottles of wine. At this bar mondays are wine night and they sell whole bottles to you.

[@adamcrabtree206]

@@poopguyfoodplace goddamn! Whole bottles, really?

[@Listenfor30days]

AAHBAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH

[@YakobtoshiNakamoto]

I’m 100% sober right now and even I’m laughing at the thought of putting someone’s shoes in the fridge 😂 Banter!

[@1687angle]

I've hit every single level and I can say....this is accurate. Also, as casually explained once said, the runners basically teleport from place to place

[@stanislav6959]

what video of casually explained did he say that

[@1687angle]

@@stanislav6959 Casually Explained: Alcohol

[@itisalexmydudes1171]

I'm a runner and i can confirm that we just teleport. at least that's all i can remember when i'm suddenly somewhere else

[@BrianLopez-gz8ux]

what about blacking out ?

[@nickmondragon8451]

@@itisalexmydudes1171 I am also a runner. For some reason it's also way easier to sprint without getting tired. I remember my second or third time drinking at my unit, we decided that it would be a good idea to beat the shit out of me with a wooden paddle as some initiation or something. One of my buddies gave me 10 seconds to start running, and drunk me thought it was a game so I started sprinting and laughing the whole time. I ran out of the barracks, out of the parking lot, and then I think I ran a quarter mile down the road, and then I ran back. I was so drunk i didn't even get tired. I tried to sneak back to my room but they caught me and carried me to the fighting pit in front of the barracks. We ended up just fighting in the pit until like 2 am. Marine Corps barracks stories are the best

[@AdamA8]

"I probably looked cool as fuck for the first half of that backflip." 10/10 line.

[@ADRIAN-zw5td]

That was behond funny when he said that😂😂

[@rankcolour8780]

Yo, the recovery position thing is legit advice. Always will remember one time having to stop my bud choking to death on his puke after he blacked out drunk on his birthday. I woke up randomly at 4am and heard this weird noise while I was on my way to the bathroom and my boy was on his back on the landing literally dying. He has no memory of me dragging him into the bathroom, draping his passed out ass over the bath and having to get my whole arm down his gullet to clear his airway and to this day I don't think he believes me but he would 100% be dead if I hadn't randomly got up when I did.

[@johndelta00]

Im alive today because a high school friend of mine rolled me on my side after my first time getting shmacked on vodka. Thanks Nate. RIP the couch i passed out on though.

[@TalTheBest]

Wow. MVP Why all this danger and hassle when you can smoke marijuana instead

[@nocantry]

You're a hero

[@5swordslockinghorns]

Thank you for your service.

[@rampageblizzard]

@@TalTheBest weed fucks with my head too much. I’m sure other people are the same way. There’s plenty of valid reasons to choose one over the other. Marijuana alters your perception in the way alcohol doesn’t since just it’s a central nerve depressant.

[@jackwalker7782]

When the spinning starts I realize I'm f"ked up.

[@moldybot9387]

The thing with traffic cones is insanely accurate. Like every german 14yr old has a traffic sign or cones laying around

[@Elitus]

Im more of the Steals the Bar / Pub Glas Cups guy to the point that those are the only things ti drink out of in my house

[@maximiliandeisz2961]

@@Elitus I own 8 shotglases from 5 clubs/bars from 2 countries. never stole the big ones so far(not worth it because I have big glasses but didn't have shot glasses)

[@alcoholic9496]

Excuse me, that is an American Tradition.

[@0u1s4e7r0]

Ortsschilder are bigger than you think

[@jenbervis4352]

I went to jail for drunk traffic cone shenanigans

[@fisch4638]

Also stage 7: Everything becomes a perfect bed, the Couch, the chair the desk the concrete floor, the sidewalk, some random Bush. So watch out for any runners sleeping somewhere in the cold.

[@lunecker]

I didnt sleep, but holy shit, me and my friend went outside to lay on an empty street next to the house we were drinking in, in the middle of the night. We were there for like 2 hours and it was like the best thing to do when drunk, just laying outside and staring at stars while talking about anything. I didnt sleep, but my friend drank more than me so i had to wake him up a few times and then when I realised I could not be able to wake him up later I managed to convince him to get up and we went home. I dont know if theres anything more relaxing while ur drunk than laying on an empty street and staring at stars Its fine as long as you can control urself to not go to sleep

[@peggedyourdad9560]

@@lunecker Bro, you both could've been run over lol.

[@0xhayleydev]

the bathroom floor is always the best in this situation however 😂 I have slept there at least twice in my life out of the 3 times I've actually been that drunk

[@maximalsakerhet7930]

Lmao "some random bush". Reminds me of what my friend told me, he once got very drunk and decided to take a nap in a random bush. Well cops found him, woke him up and asked where he lived. They brought him home to his father where he fell asleep. In the morning when he woke up he felt hungry and ravaged the fridge, eating all the fresh strawberries his father had. He then procedeed to vomit it all up on the floor. Worst thing was it was his father's birthday🤣🤣

[@distikmw1718]

Funny how your describing me

[@Absolutely-Maybe]

I am glad you mentioned the recovery position. I saved a dudes life in high school cause my gym coach taught us all the recovery position. He puked in his sleep and didn't wake up when he did it. Luckily I put him in the recovery position and he woke up the next morning to tell the tale. It is no joke, be safe :)

[@yemi28983]

Breaking bad reference

[@crowhavenn]

​@@yemi28983LMAO 💀

[@MINDBlowingFacts974]

​@@yemi28983fr

[@itsnetts]

@@yemi28983 It's not, dude was just telling a story.

[@Explorer_42]

When I got really really drunk the first (and hopefully the last) time I slept on my back on the floor and it happened to me. Luckily I woke up...

[@BubblesBear17]

As someone who does not drink alcohol, it's always entertaining to see people go through all these levels of drunk and get lost more and more as the night progresses🤣🤣🤣

[@easobento2735]

I‘m usually the hammered guy, who always gets the brilliant idea to go on spontaneous adventures. One time I went for such a long walk that I saw the sun rise and when I came back home, I found out that I was walking for four hours and that I traveled more than 15 kilometers while doing so.

[@jonas1205]

Damn, 15km is quite a lot🤣

[@easobento2735]

@@jonas1205 I know and I stull cannot believe it, but my phone doesn't lie appearently

[@dariovega9772]

When u r drunk 20km feels like 1km. Totally amazing, 😂.

[@easobento2735]

@@dariovega9772 It really feels like that.

[@deborahmontgomery7881]

Yes! I also feel the need to go, get out! Watching the sunrise is an added bonus.

[@exiszentriker2952]

There is an eight level. Its when you just continue drinking after level seven. At that point you won't remember anything. But people will tell you that you were lying on the floor shaking uncontrollably and vomiting all over the place. Ideally you should wake up in the hospital questioning your life choices.

[@Boreragnorak185]

Before, At level 8 i pissed all over the carpet in front of everyone

[@eileensnow6153]

@@Boreragnorak185 once my guy friend peed in the sink to show off (?) and I felt the need to prove that girls can do it too…

[@AugisTv]

Happened like 5 times to me, when drinking outside or at the pubs, almost always I wake up like 5 hours later in the morning, on my legs, walking somewhere not remembering anything past black out.

[@hot_salsa_dipping_sauce]

I did reach that 8th level, but didn't vomit or shake. I just straight up went into a coma.

[@chriro0960]

Well my friends and me usually switch between seven and six every half an hour

[@therealcap8598]

I like to think when you are blacked out, that your guardian angel took control of your body and is trying its best to mimic you. Always fun to hear the stories the next day

[@whyamihere555]

bruh why is this drug dealer literally everywhere?

[@Pawex55]

It is never fun XD

[@robertrobert9515]

Apparently for I moment when I had a black out at my New Year’s party someone sitting next to me had hiccups and apparently (don’t remember) I was telling everyone even him that he had hiccups.

[@benzshotta4267]

Sometimes it's a demon instead

[@keyanachereese5176]

my guardian angel sucks then💀💀

[@joyl7842]

I once made the mistake of consuming a lot of alcohol before a international flight lasting 16 hours. The other people in my row were very lucky I managed to turn my head facing the window before I spewed. I felt guilty but did enjoy having the entire row to myself afterwards. The flight attendants were very nice about the whole thing and tossed a bunch of ground coffee to cover the smell.

[@Cider22]

Dude at level 5 you’re literally invincible, there are so many things that should’ve broken my bones while drunk but I got like a bruise the next day and that was it lol

[@Chad-qk1ig]

@@quirinm. you saying your meat was just hanging off the bike 🤣

[@asaptilla5885]

Happens a lot lol. it’s bc ur body is relaxed it makes it way harder to break bones and get injured. Not sure the science but a lot of studies on it. That’s why most drunk driving accidents the drunk driver is fine bc their body is relaxed. Also heard of stories of ppl getting picked up by tornadoes and dropped with just bruises bc that stay relaxed. Pretty cool what the human body can do stay safe y’all

[@longdongmc.johnson]

@asaptilla5885 yea thats actually true. when falling down, going limp is the best option to prevent serious injury for most people. for example, when a sober person falls down the stairs, on impuls the might try to catch themselves with stretched out arms, wich often leads to broken wrists/elbows. a drunk person is at the bottom of the stairs before they knew what happened to them, and often make it out with a few scratches and a nice egg on their head.

[@DogMan077]

my friends and I decided it would be funny as fuck to throw fireworks at each other 😂

[@Frozenflame006]

One of the most hilarious witnessing of a Level 6 I've seen was in college. My dorm door was left open on a Friday night as you do when you're just hanging out and willing to socialize. I'm sitting there when all of the sudden one of my buddies walks up to my door and just stands in the doorway, looking back and forth. I look up at him, "you good, man?" He then turns to me with the most mischievous smile I've ever seen, slowly reaches beneath his hoodie, and pulls out a full clock that looks like ones you'd see in public places in the dorm. I'm stunned at this, as he holds it with a look of pride on his face. He then proceeds to hang it on the exit sign just down the hall and admires it before taking it back to his room. Having never reached Level 6 myself at this point, that was wild to witness. Few years later, I swing by his new place and I see he still totally has the clock sitting among his stuff.

[@SuperDuperSeb]

Cool story bro

[@0xf7c8]

Oh yeah! The "stealing public things" phase. Love that one. I have at least 5 objects I stole when drunk I can't rememeber where they came from.

[@Yz4Life]

My heart jumped real quick when I misread “clock” as “GLOCK” LMFAO

[@AverageAlien]

I once became piss buddies with a random guy I never met before in a bar, as we ended up at the toilet at the same time everytime. Never met him again, no idea who he was, but we were bros and we acted like we knew eachother for a decade in those moments

[@rlctaps]

hell nah i am not reading allat

[@Enorbs96]

At level 5 I once said "I feel so athletic right now" before sprinting to jump down what I thought was 2 or 3 stairs. Turned out it was 4-5 and I pancaked face first into the cement in front of a woman and her children at 9:30pm in front of a Target

[@samparker5488]

💀💀💀

[@slimshady2603]

when i get drunk i squat sometimes, but not in front of others, just to share with you i feel athletic too

[@dnationapocalypse]

...Did you lose any teeth? 🤔

[@Enorbs96]

@@dnationapocalypse I got really lucky lol. I definitely smacked my face hard but my beard mostly saved me. The majority of the landing went into my knees/ palms and those were plenty bloody. Pretty sure being all loose saved me from broken knee caps

[@dnationapocalypse]

@@Enorbs96 I don't mean to laugh but this is hilarious. I'm glad that you're ok. I'm at work but I'll tell you one of my many drunken stories a lil later. I'm at work now but it's kinda similar to yours 😂

[@meechanyo7909]

As someone who has never drank and never will, this sounds like a wild adventure 😂😂

[@lafsp9652]

You go to sleep in Poland and wake up in Germany

[@inlean3224]

It is

[@sovb]

it really isn't worth it, but simultaneously fun as hell usually. My adventures range from throwing up inside my friend's yeezy's to somehow achieving a lobster? Like, a fully cooked lobster that I proceeded to deconstruct and eat with my hands. It was tasty

[@shroomzed2947]

Same. As someone who refuses to get drunk, this is just so strange to think about.

[@Ok-vs7fj]

@@shroomzed2947if youre ever gonna get drunk remember to drive. Its a good combo

[@mydogbullwinkle]

When I was 18, I got randomly bumped up to first class on a transatlantic flight, and got seated next to this British dude who was studying abroad for college. He also got bumped up randomly. We were both dazzled and bewildered by the bourgie accommodations, and after the plane leveled out, the flight attendants came by with champagne and mimosas, and not in those shitty plastic cups they give you in coach, neither--Fucking glass, bro. One way, or another, we discovered that we could drink all we want pro bono. We got sloshed, but not so sloshed that we failed to notice when the flight crew started ghosting our drink requests. In agreement that this would never do, we took turns "pretending" to get up to visit the lavatory, and smoothly snagging some of those neat little 5cl bottles of Johnnie Walker Black Label from the galley. We were the only passengers in our row, so the "pretending" part was basically for style. After a few trips we started getting caught raiding the galley, grabbing as many of those neat little bottles as our fists could hold, and they kept having to send us back to our seats with unparalleled patience. God bless those flight attendants, they handled our hopeless asses with dignity and restraint despite having all the cause in the world not to. Commercial airlines beware: don't go giving the peasants any 'crazy ideas' like free booze.

[@schecter5035]

Lmao

[@カスカディア国人]

@@oppossumsarecoolI’m guessing this took place before 9/11

[@4345ghee]

Something similar happened to me and a mate long time back. Keep in mind we'd already had several pints at the airport bar before boarding. We were supposed to fly out of London into Berlin. At some point the credit card reader on the flight stopped working and we cheekily got the flight attendants to keep giving us the rest of our drinks free. One tanqueray after another for a good 30-40 min. The next thing I remember was waking up in a gate in Brussels Airport. My mate woke up on a train in Leipzig; apparently I had gotten off at a connecting stop, and he had taken a wrong train out of Brandenburg airport to Leipzig.

[@NazriB]

Lies again? 1 + 3 + 1 + 3 + 8 = 1 + 6 = 7

[@sunburn254]

💀💀💀💀💀tf

[@angelaengle12]

A lesson my mother always said was to never wake a sleeping drunk. I always wondered why until I had to do it. Once, we had to wake a guy who fell asleep in a chair. We spent at least 15 mins just trying to wake him and when he did wake, he went into an angered frenzy, stomping out of the house, breaking a car windshield. The other time was my sister who was out cold drunk. When she woke she put her shoes on and seemed normal at first until she walked to the door and just stopped then fell backwards and passed out. If I wasn't there behind her to break her fall she would of busted her head on tile floor. So yeah, now I know why never to wake a sleeping drunk. Thanks mom.

[@badaboom8520]

at least you got a heads up, I was a sleeping drunk and am not proud of it, what ever you do remember what your mother told you, it will not only save your wallet but a load of cleaning as well

[@Jonas_Albert]

But still. If you think the person might be in a cona, than trying to wake them to check it can be necissary.

[@badaboom8520]

@@Jonas_Albert you got a point there

[@angelaengle12]

@@Jonas_Albert Maybe, that would be hard to discern by looking at them while they're passed out. I can see why you'd want to check on them. Although I'd probably only do that if they hurt their head in some way while bouncing around and being ridiculous while drunk just in case they gave themselves a concussion. I think I heard somewhere that you aren't suppose to fall asleep if you have a concussion, but you wouldn't really know until you are seen by a doctor. Although I have heard if you start vomiting after a head injury, then you most likely have a concussion and need treatment. If someone is drunk though, it would be easy to dismiss that as them being hung over/drank too much too fast. That's some dangerous territory there when trying to figure out what's going on.

[@Jonas_Albert]

@@angelaengle12 That's a myth. You can't go into a coma by sleeping with a concussion. The only reason doctors do that is to check for brain bleeds that are not picked up on by Scans, because that could lead to a coma while sleeping, but if it really is just a concussion, than it's never dangerous to sleep. And it's only in cases of severe concussion they keep the patient awake. They keep the patient awake to check for signs of brain bleed, because that might not be picked up on if the patient is sleeping, which could result in coma or death. but if it really is a concussion, and only a concussion, than there's no harm in sleeping. You won't go into a coma just from a cuncossion alone. Alcohol can also cauae coma by shutting the brain down almost compleatly so only breathing, and the heart beating will contingue.

[@SomeGuy-lj5kw]

Finally!! A second part of "The 7 levels of high".

[@OhGaaamon]

why do i feel like we’re related

[@SomeGuy-lj5kw]

@@OhGaaamon Ah shit.

[@phenomanII]

Can't wait for "The 7 Levels of Crossfaded"

[@rayaanfarid9105]

@@SomeGuy-lj5kw Its been a year daddy 🥺

[@ItsJustMe0585]

I relate to this one. :)

[@MrArska666]

Love coming back to this anytime I'm drinking

[@thedownwardmachine]

Hilarious yet lifesaving. Health class should have been like this.

[@max.8063]

Fuckin right!! Hahahahah

[@thefridge7335]

What's life saving here?

[@ethan2436]

@@thefridge7335 uh nah definitely not the part where he mentions to fall asleep in the recovery position so you don’t you know vomit in your sleep and choke on it til you die

[@thefridge7335]

@@ethan2436 maybe call an ambulance instead of trying to "sleep off" alcohol poisoning

[@luckshin1356]

@@thefridge7335 yeah wait for an ambulance while you are choking to death

[@maciejuz8104]

I'm from Poland and i can assure you that there are at least 3 or 4 more levels of being drunk. TRUST ME

[@benhur50022]

drinking is a different kind of thing over here in europe xD these americans really start drinking at 21 but drive at 16. fcked up country

[@wutismyname1404]

Pijany, najebany, bezdomny

[@rampageblizzard]

I agree. The 4th one is probably death

[@rampageblizzard]

Also s e s h

[@JAY-gl5xd]

I agree. He missed Time Traveling. And the related Jumping through parallel realities. You drop your lighter, bend over to pick it up and suddenly you are at a completely different party. Or it's the same party but all your friends hate you. Or it's the same party but it's in a completely different town, somehow.

[@billymays8274]

“Blackout” is usually what i call level 7, probably gonna piss yourself, definitely gonna wake up with bruises, not gonna remember where your shoes are or why you are now single. Happens to me about once a year, usually at the end of summer or during the holidays. Definitely recommend having one buddy around who you trust with your life, bc odds are, your life will be in their hands

[@JeniusJeph]

Had to save my friends ass from the cops when he would get drunk

[@oldtrash108]

not to forget: If you somehow manage to get back home and into your bed, theres a high chance you fall asleep with clothes on. You know it was a good night when you wake up in your sweaty jeans and hoodie

[@billymays8274]

@@JeniusJeph threw my buddy through a glass sliding door when the cops came in through the front door once. We both started hopping walls to evade capture, but his dumbass went left instead of backwards and had to hop 6 walls instead of 2. We met up the next day and his arms, knees and back were all tore up from sloppy wall hopping and pieces of glass trapped in his hoodie. He was still grateful tho

[@JeniusJeph]

@@billymays8274 my mate was so confused the next day why his entire body hurt and why he had random cuts in his shins. It wasn't a fun night especially when he tried hitting on some girls and making them uncomfortable.

[@thefridge7335]

Definitely recommend not doing drugs

[@gabecarlson6727]

Anywhere from 2-3 is perfect for me at a social event. Anything above is risky

[@jacobovillamizar3363]

Some people need to get to level 5 on parties in order to be able to dance adequately

[@gabecarlson6727]

@@jacobovillamizar3363 issue is that once you reach 4-5, then you won’t stop drinking since everything will start to taste like water

[@owenfell9603]

The safety cone thing spoke to my core. I have a collection of "repurposed" cones, signs, and reflective barriers that drunk me likes to find.

[@kyles5513]

As someone who used to drink heavily in my 20's, this video was spot on and incredibly entertaining. Well done sir. Edit: this comment section has alot of pretty funny stories. Could spend hours here just going through them.

[@dakistle]

i can smell you

[@David_99778]

Not anymore I guess

[@yum976]

So sad.

[@kyles5513]

Just got back here. Huh, looks like someone deleted everything haha

[@Daemon4]

he meant the comment section not the replies

[@BionicCommando10]

I like how when he does the backflip, it shows him doing a front flip instead, showing how drunk he really is.

[@erika89765]

Love this

[@thomassvanesrensen3233]

In Denmark, we also have a specific term for "Breaking the seal". We call it "Døds-pisset", which translates to "(The) death piss".

[@wanderingrandomer]

I've only ever been horrendously drunk one time, and it was quite scary to not feel in control of my body. It was almost dissociative, like someone else was throwing up on the bedroom floor, and I sat there like "oh, I guess that just happened, huh?" I remember trying to apologise, but no actual words came out. My mind was fine - I sat there as my friend called a taxi psyching myself up to not throw up in it, and trying to will my muscles to cooperate. Not an experience I particularly cared for.

[@thefridge7335]

And people still don't think alcohol is a drug lmao

[@macjalac5845]

Stay Halal bro

[@myfairlady343]

@@thefridge7335 if you weigh the health risks its one of the mist dangerous drugs there is

[@thefridge7335]

@@myfairlady343 facts.

[@myfairlady343]

@@thefridge7335 still nothing beats the feeling of being drunk in my opinion

[@bananaboy2012]

I really hate dealing with hangovers and headaches from alcohol, so I deliberately stop once I get between level two and three, its the golden spot for feeling good and not risking any complications lol

[@mslvc2011]

cheers mate me too. the day i realized i had the power to NEVER get sick from alcohol again (and sick from embarrassment, as I also feel very uncomfortable if I don't behave correctly) -- that was a good day.

[@James-wi9un]

Protip- eat a bowl of ramen while you're drunk, along with drinking a shitton of water. The salt and carbs in ramen are my go to hangover prevention. I drink to level 6 not infrequently and almost never have hangovers beyond a mild one hour headache

[@asaptilla5885]

If you drink a little more every-time u can reach higher levels and not get hangovers it’s pretty fun!

[@itb4255]

@@mslvc2011Yea dude I realized i cannot control what I do when Im drunk. I tend to say stupid shit and start fights when I drink even tho im a super chill guy.

[@michakrzyzanowski8554]

Once at a party I got to the level 7. I drank so much tap water that I didn't feel a bit of hangover the next day. Just have more water and you'll be fine.

[@jakekunz5168]

If you’ve ever accidentally slipped into hysterical emotional drunk, you know how weird of a place it is 😂😂😂😂

[@DutchDukeMan]

yup i almost died once during on of those. got so upset i almost threw myself infront of a speeding truck.

[@asaptilla5885]

I’ve had a few times where I got emotional and just started crying 😂

[@rawrx3nith]

i AM that kind of drunk that's why i can never get super wasted bc i'll literally just start sobbing and get suicidal

[@CainRG1]

I quit drinking about 6 months ago and this brought back some memories. When I used to drink I would always reach at least level 7 if not higher and be sick as hell the next day. I don't miss it

[@christophervanasse9911]

Was at level 6 once and locked myself in my car outside while I was on the phone with my ex. It was blizzarding out. I was laying upside down with my face underneath the steering wheel and my feet in dangling over the backseat. My buddy, who was a level 7 champ, came out with a hammer and threatened to smash the window open and drag me out. I learned that I was good at calling bluffs while under the influence. It didn’t work out with my ex. Was worth it.

[@jamellong6189]

WHAT 😭😭😭😭😭

[@h.d.5194]

Your friend= legend

[@angelaengle12]

Omg what a wild story. 😂

[@mountainmgtow5421]

Good man.

[@MT-qm9zu]

My biggest problem is that I have a bonus level 7, when I unlock this one, I start playing hide-and-seek by myself and my friends have no choice but to find me but I usually fall asleep first. One day, I hid in a bar and woke up the next day locked in because my friends couldn’t find me. Now I wear an AirTag as a necklace so they can ring me up or geolocate me 😂

[@NickRoman]

geocaching with your buds takes on a whole new meaning

[@chronophobic]

Hahahahhaahhahahahahhahahahahaha

[@marekkulczyk1217]

one time i went asleep in the rain in my friends backyard and they found me after 2h

[@Digibullet32]

same thing for me my friends lost me at bar and got back couple hours later after looking thru the streets a bit ...they called the cops and stuff and hospital all in our living room /...meanwhile iw as passed out behind the couch ...i woke up and stood up all whats going on ...there all LIKE WTF AARE U KIDDING ME...they were there for an hour and were still talking about where i could be when i just popped up..like 8 people haha

[@cambriasipprell]

no way airtag necklaces

[@sourlemon3337]

Once drank so much vodka in a short amount of time that my vision was blurry and I was shaking. It was mad, I eventually threw it all up and was basically sober after that. I learnt my limit that day

[@soniczforever5470]

I got blackouts and found myself on the ground. Scary. No puking just passing out right in the middle of doing something. I drank 11 units I'm 8 stones. I'm an alcoholic had 2 last week. Vodkas dangerous. I drank it over 4 hours nope I was gone.

[@squiish1098]

this was me last night, i saw more clearly without my glasses than i did with glasses it was so disorienting

[@Sidecutt3]

remember that alcohol poisoning is a real thing and people die from it

[@poo5011]

Yeah it can give you the shakes really bad. My older brother and some American both took a 5 shots of Dick Kickers, which is 98% alcohol volume. My brother spent the night shaking half asleep in a corner, other guy went to use the toilet and ended up shitting himself then falling asleep

[@profligate.genocider]

Oof, my worst time was drinking a liter of vodka in a DAY, not chug but slow sipping. I was drunk for the whole day that day

[@BaoloBossi]

I would add level 8: you literally can't stand up or talk, you barely can interact with the world with only basic outputs (like when your friends are trying to call an ambulance for you and you try to nod with your head, and you barely can do it). You fail even in drinking water or anything. And the next day you wake up in a friends house without any document or money, without remembering anything of what I said before, even that your friends actually called an ambulance and waited for you in the hospital and brought you home, and you have to see a video of all of this to believe it. (btw in this story I was the guy with the free house that literally put him on the stretcher. Love really makes people crazy) (another funny thing about all of that: the drunk guy told us he barely remembers arriving to the disco, let alone what happened inside. We had a pre party at my house and he was already drunk there)

[@gabo7165]

No joke, that last advice could save someone’s life. Good job man and ty for the vid hahah

[@Cptlink420]

It's the only thing I focus on lol. Woke up in the morning on the floor with puke all over my room. Still in the same postion just 3m from my bed where I last remember my self in.

[@nimakh5176]

As someone who spent most of his 20s drunk puking his guts out, I second that last tip. That will save your life, NO JOKE!

[@denndietotenreitenschnell17]

I always sleep on my side. I woke up and puked once before. I made I out of bed before I did luckily.

[@CorazonAbarientos-ek9tz]

that just happened to me yesterday, luckily i didn't choke my brother told me my mouth was like bubbling tf 😭

[@filippaakerstrom7777]

throwing up all over the bathroom floor not being able to hit the toilett is so fkn iconic and truueee

[@iwatchfamilyguy]

I’ve never thrown up from drinking

[@Cptlink420]

@@iwatchfamilyguy You haven't drank enough.

[@iwatchfamilyguy]

@@Cptlink420 you don’t need to drink that much to feel good imo

[@Cptlink420]

@@iwatchfamilyguy It doesn't feel good trust me. But still you didn't drink enough to puke was it for fun or not.

[@iwatchfamilyguy]

@@Cptlink420 what

[@evangelos4346]

Damn, the idea of stealing traffic cones is genius! Even while sober!

[@KiemPlant]

I used to sleep a lot on the couch in my room, one day after drinking an very large amount of alcohol I was feeling a bit funny (never vomited from alcohol ever) so I decided it was time to go to bed. When I woke up my vomit was everywhere. I don't know if I was conscious when I vomited or not because I was quite literally laying in it. It was even on the floor behind my head and when I woke up (must have slept in it for like 7 hours straight) I legit had to think for over a minute to realize what I was seeing. Yeah ever since that I haven't slept feeling that way before laying a tactical barf. If multiverse theory is right then there are probably a lot of universes where I died from that specific occasion.

[@olive_tripsoninstagramsell5512]

👆👆link up that handle, he ships swiftly, and he got mushrooms🍄, Dmt, lsd, mmda, psilocybin, w🍃d, chocolate bars, he's got a lot. 🍄 💊🍄🍫💯🔌

[@runeops1193]

Yeah this has happened to me once and vomit was all over my walls and shit. Lucky neither of us choked on our own vomit or something

[@meziiiane]

this dude actually drew a face to all his patreons at the end lmfao love you

[@SonicJedi12]

"Do you want to see my Bionicle collection" and "I'm a virgin haha" are both things I legitimately say when I'm drunk

[@Williamkuan-j9b]

the last point is priceless, I had an older brother died lying flat after he gotten wasted with vodka, his 8 yo. son cannot carry his ash to the cemetery so I had to. the family are sad but not really surprised as he got wasted quite frequently.

[@anonymousjet]

The amount of "allegedly" stolen things I have in my garage is a true testament to how drinking and stealing are correlated.

[@macjalac5845]

Stay Halal bro

[@diegoaguilarcaicedo8864]

Jesus...

[@derus77]

All I’m thinking when I get drunk is “I need to get to operable heavy machinery now!” and “Why am I not behind I a wheel right now!”

[@athiefinthenight6894]

That is not a good trait to have

[@aidanfarrell1926]

Lmao

[@suiiiiiiiiiiong]

@@athiefinthenight6894 💀💀💀

[@styre]

At no point will I ever say I'm too sloshed to drive. It scares me

[@thefridge7335]

@@styre did you just confess?

[@GhengizKanye]

The traffic cone thing really hit home. I once woke up surrounded by them and asked my friend why he stole a bunch of traffic cones because i didnt get the joke. Apparently i rode a bike up to our high school and snatched as many of them as i could from the drivers ed parking lot then when i got home i pretended to be a homicide victim. Idk if hes lying or not but thats so godamn specific i just kinda have to believe its true.

[@ieataquariumrocks]

i did that sober.

[@RalphSavelsberg]

"Would you like to see my bionicle collection?" had me in stitches.

[@Hoppensagen]

Man, level 7 is pretty awesome while it lasts though. I've only reached it twice and blacked out both times, but by that time I've made 20 new friends, ran around with fireworks, and rocked the dance floor.

[@Jonas_Albert]

Yes, but it can turn dangerous quickly.

[@itb4255]

Nah fuck level 7 not going back there (probably will). The alcohol poisoning that lasts into the next day is fucking awful. I also hate waking up late, it ruins my weekends and my weekends are all I have to look forward to so i cant spend half of it asleep.

[@christopherseirup7674]

in denmark my friends and i refer to breaking the seal as “dødspisset” literally translating to the death piss

[@randomguy4254]

Cool nickname

[@albertharild6439]

I think everyone does. Everyone I drink with says that.

[@absolutelysolid3011]

Me and my friend got so drunk once we were walking like stereotypical drunks in a movie. As we walked past a construction site on our way to my friends house we just HAD to take a whole traffic sign (we took some blurry pictures of us kissing it). We decided to put the sign up somewhere else and later even made friends with a random cat that followed us inside my friends house. Good times

[@FakeAmerican]

Falling asleep on your back when you're absolutely goober schmacked might actually kill you this is real, solid advice.

[@jameel8654]

I can actually relate to the 'losing your shirt' part. I don't know how, who, why nor where my goddamn jacket went one night, I just remember shivering my way over to my house because nobody was sober enough to drive.

[@mchanel.]

Had a deadline and was extremely stressed so I thought it was a good idea to make myself a nice ass cocktail. My stress level went down but I couldn’t concentrate towards the end and the room started moving so i got annoyed and handed in my assignment. I didn’t pass lmao

[@jetblack5941]

did this during a take home exam once. Up until 5 am and downed a few Moscow mules to alleviate stress, ended up doing ok

[@mchanel.]

@@jetblack5941 damn

[@Katherine_xs]

😭

[@willtaylor6793]

Me and my roommates watched this and died laughing at the traffic cone part bc one of them has a tendency to steal them and we’ve got two in our living room as decoration 😂

[@ollie8689]

the first few parties I went to, I always made the grave mistake of drinking to level 7 in the span of 3 minutes. One specific time I went to the party, and took a few shots with about 10 minutes in between, I noticed some friends getting drunk and I felt fine, so teen me thought it would be a good idea to take shots of vodka almost back to back. Fast forward 10 minutes i'm sat down and the drunkenness hits me like a freight train, the only thing I remember is fighting one of my friends brother in his living room while everybody sat on couches watching like some amateur MMA fight, and checking the time right after, only to realise it was 9 PM. The rest of the night went as well as you could imagine. good times

[@herbivore7108]

I'm so happy I found this guy's channel early on when he only had a few thousand subscribers. Every video is hilarious and creative. Keep it up man, I'm happy for your success

[@johnclinnick3969]

As a 25 year old who has never been drunk, nor intends to be, this has been wonderfully informative.

[@joshuadxlee]

Makes you and me mate. Have had 15 full shots once and didn’t even reach stage 1 nor intend to hahah

[@johnclinnick3969]

@@joshuadxlee Good lord.

[@peenhead9938]

How...? Do you not drink or do you only have a couple of drinks whenever you drink? All you need to know is "beer before liquor never been sicker". Always drink the heavy stuff first and you'll be fine.

[@peenhead9938]

@@joshuadxlee 15 shots would get anyone to at least stage 3 unless you are an alcoholic or started drinking early...

[@johnclinnick3969]

@@peenhead9938 I just don't drink very often, alcohol doesn't interest me. Also I prefer to have full control of my motor functions.

[@mastercontender1782]

I like how you saved something appropriately morbid for the very end of the video. But at the same time, a legit and helpful tip. Your videos provide a roller-coaster of emotions

[@ryanevertz8455]

Level 8 is when they call an ambulance for you.

[@Choccymilkaddict]

Especially if you were 13 like me

[@aracoixo3288]

That's level 9

[@MoondustManwise]

I hit level 2 by the end of my first drink, and only ever hit level 7 once, and I quit drinking for a month because it was actually just the worst feeling. I have learned the perfect time to stop drinking is the moment I want more and more to drink.

[@BeastCanaian]

Legit, as soon as I start thinking about chugging some beers or doing shots is the time I am at the perfect level of drunk, anything over that is downhill.

[@anonymousanonymous-tw3wm]

Yup!

[@prodICYN]

@@BeastCanaian that is true. I still chug at that point because I'm an idiot but you right

[@EntropyMusicOfficial]

Same here, just that I quit for an entire year, that's how shit it was. Can't remember half the evening, can't remember how the fuck I got home or how I trashed my bike on the way home (i was completely fine tho for some reason). But the hangover the next day was literally the worst I ever felt in my life, not kidding

[@lerui2820]

For me as long as I have filled my belly with something (specially something soothing for your stomach), I can go farther with drinking. This summer we went camping and for some reason we made dinner late but had sangria available already. Dinner was some mushy beefs which tasted and felt awful, and that I ate in one bite to show off, so all we ate was that and the fruit in the drink. 4 of the 8 of us threw up that day.

[@orangejuice-chan1393]

A bad habit of mine as a socially awkward person is that I kinda rely on alcohol at social gatherings to help me not be such a nervous wreck. It’s a habit I’m trying to kick, but it’s hard when you’re sober and you’re just in the corner of the group, being quiet and not uttering a damn word or knowing how to react. Then the “you’re so quiet omg shut up anon!” Starts getting thrown around and I wanna throw myself on the ground lol.

[@wlodek7422]

I know your pain bro

[@DrAdityaReddy]

@@wlodek7422 I know your pain as well 😢

[@akronym4439]

Same here...

[@bonotoli]

It's interesting comparing this list to my own experience because when I first got drunk I went straight from feeling nothing at all to getting "the spins". Didn't even get nauseous or a hangover, I just could not balance while standing up to save my life lol

[@homelessperson5455]

True, but for me that usually comes between tipsy and sloshed.

[@MrCmon113]

Funny, bcs I don't get "spins" even when I'm totally shotfaced trying to fight bouncers and catch wild animals.

[@surfstarcc1]

Sudden urges to steal traffic cones, that one hits home. 😂

[@Growlbittz]

This is... literally every single thing that I've experienced (even the nicotine part). I'm currently at stage 2-3. Good to see someone actually put this scientific analysis on KZbin lol.

[@JoeOnTheGo]

I’ve never been so sober but the shoes in the fridge thing is still hilarious

[@olive_tripsoninstagramsell5512]

👆👆link up that handle, he ships swiftly, and he got mushrooms🍄, Dmt, lsd, mmda, psilocybin, w🍃d, chocolate bars, he's got a lot. 🍄 💊🍄🍫💯🔌

[@t666y]

I got schmacked bad one night and I remember being in bed and having to pee reaaaaaally bad. I got out of bed and was so confused as to where I was (in my own damn room in my own damn house) that I couldn’t find the door to get out of the room and into the bathroom for like 5 minutes. Long story short shit was gettin desperate and I just leaned up against a wall and peed all over a rug we had on the floor and promptly went back to bed. I woke up the next morning for work and was walking around and stepped in a wet spot on the carpet, and it all came back to me. Most embarrassed I’ve ever been in my life but I managed to cover it up by saying I spilled a big drink on the rug and set it outside to dry out, then a neighborhood cat came and peed on it. Nobody knows but me and whoever decides to read this comment that I fuckin pissed on the floor like a puppy and didn’t even remember it

[@RUSTYCHEVYTRUCK]

Don’t worry, one time I pissed in my water thermos beside my bed

[@BeesRecipes]

Don't feel bad. One time my ex and I were drunk AF at my apartment and while I was vomiting into the toilet, he was so drunk he thought the oven could ALSO work as a toilet so he opened the oven door and shat on it. He literally took a shit in the oven

[@RatzCarnatz]

@@BeesRecipes oof

[@t666y]

@@BeesRecipes that feels worse thanks 😂😂😂

[@aldervic6293]

@@BeesRecipes LMFAO

[@brownale1000]

Getting arrested is my average level 😂 nice video, subbed

[@sporkinstien6571]

I don't drinkk super often but when I do there's a good chance I'm on my pc with the bois. Its awesome to drink like 3/4 a bottle of Malibu without standing up then having it hit you like a truck on your fist pee break lol

[@3rdnusskern]

Dude this is too real. Either the moment you stand up from the desk or arrive in the bathroom that's the moment your head starts pulling pranks on you, you know the night is officially about to take off

[@hxrdz9024]

Ah, Malibu is always a fine choice

[@myfairlady343]

Thats sad

[@PrestigePranksterSuomi]

@@myfairlady343 yea for u bc u dont drink

[@sirshrooma]

There's the blackout level, which is when your memory and sense of time are so screwed up that you're just blinking through different moments in life; like the movie Click. At this level you are a menace to society, and you're just as likely to climb on top of a car and scream as opposed to just getting tf in and going home. This is when that feeling that you're somehow antonymous in your own body and therefore face no consequences, combines with your autopilot, and you become a vessel for pure chaos. This is doubly bad when you are nauseas, as you'll likely not remember throwing up and only consciously witness the carnage later. Communicating with people in the Blackout level is just not worth the effort, as you never know when they're actually lucid or just in the drunk autopilot stage. Best thing to do for them is to quarantine them to prevent destruction of property, and check up on them frequently to make sure they aren't accidentally (or purposefully?) harming themselves. Never, I repeat never, have all your friends get blackout drunk at the same time, with no one around to shepherd the flock. Do not underestimate drunk strength and assign someone who's like 90 lbs on guard duty, they are at risk of getting drop kicked by the first 160lb + drunk dude who comes their way. Man your stations people, we're going drinkin'.

[@croutendo2050]

How drunk were you writing this?

[@peggysewss]

wtf are you drinking 💀

[@sirshrooma]

@@peggysewss don't worry about it, just seen some shit is all 💀

[@x0b34rd4]

@@sirshrooma relatable as fuck dude

[@AG-bd7bx]

Bro your 100% accurate. This was totally me the first time i drank, i totally blacked out cuz of drinking 2 much vodka, beer and then moving on to whisky which made me gone. And yeah, it was like the movie click. Lmfao

[@junglemuffn]

I actually put my shoes in the fridge every night. Feels so good slipping into them before a long day of work.

[@the_great_magicman1877]

welcome to sweden, i wake up with cold shoes for 6 months of the year, one of the... "perks" of living in an old house

[@bencezavarko7312]

Actual mad man 😬😬😬😬

[@Anglovox]

Third to last level: You do not pass out AT THE PARTY, but wait to get home. Then, wake up the next morning(in a bed) with KILLER hangover, having peed on yourself and NO memory of the night before...Second to last: wake on the floor, having peed and shat yourself, with ZERO memory of the previous 36 hours, and feel like DEATH all-over, praying for death....Last level: ACTUAL DEATH!

[@evenflowsteven]

“Those are all questions for SOBER you.” 😂

[@no.7893]

God I miss when I was young and could go straight to teir 7 without feeling the slightest bit sick and I never had hangovers, those were the golden days.

[@offsetsface2135]

Oh god but the spins are rough

[@no.7893]

@@offsetsface2135 I used to love them, still do though nowadays when I get them I've usually had enough to feel a bit sick. Nothing was nicer than getting in bed tired as hell and just lying there feeling like the whole world was spinning around me...

[@LJGator808]

Man same here… late teens early 20s I would wake up kinda floaty but no hangover, drive to Wendy’s and always got a large spicy chicken sandwich meal for breakfast and glide through the whole day feeling fresh as a daisy.

[@globlet_]

Living that now and god am I dreading the day I can feel the hangover. Probably gonna stop drinking at that point.

[@no.7893]

@@globlet_ Vodka is fuel. Blackout drunkness is the destination. Enjoy it while it lasts.

[@cluke7278]

“Who wants to see my Bionicle collection?” is a banger pickup line

[@AtBurgerKingWithMyBurgerQueen]

My levels: 1. Barely feel anything, just warms me up a bit 2. Undiagnosing myself with autism, I am no longer awkward and conversations flow much more naturally 4. Comfortably numb or emotions are at 100 and need to share them with no filter, no in between 5. Peeing every 3 seconds and wait, where did I leave my drink? 6. I am a dancing God or I might start making out with someone I was previously talking to 7. I want my diagnosis back, I’ve been yapping about my current hyper fixation for 2 hours. Also I’m tired and will fall asleep within 10 minutes

[@NOITY35]

New Year's Day 2021, I think I hit my own personal level 8. Normally I have quite a strong tolerance. But I started off making bad decisions even when I was sober, as I was desperately celebrating the end of 2020. So I drank maybe approximately 1 pint of vodka. By this point I'm already fairly drunk, so time seems to move a little differently than normal. What felt like an hour or two passed, but in actuality I was told was only maybe 10 minutes. I broke out the next bottle. Rum. Went through approximately another pint. Cycle repeated, and by this point I'm so beyond hammered that another drink seems harmless. I go through again, approximately 1 pint of another drink, this time, Bourbon. Now sober me knows not to mix those 3 or even the first 2. Drunk me threw logic and reasoning out the window. Some more time passes and I am so stumbling drunk I pass out on the couch. I wake up a few hours later and I'm still hammered, and I can only move my head, but I feel my insides lurch and I start projectile vomiting all over myself, the couch, the floor. Vomit so much that I pass out again. I wake up a few more hours later in the early morning still, and hobble to the restroom, leave my clothes on the bathroom floor, shower myself off somehow without slipping (at this point the room is still rapidly spinning and I'm wobbly) and then fill the bath halfway with hot water. I soaked for about 30 minutes, then got out, didn't even dry off, and passed out again in my bed. It was not a fun day of cleanup to follow, and the hangover was legendary. I'll never do that shit again. Since then I have had very little in the way of alcohol. This is my cautionary tale; drink responsibly, don't mix liquours, and don't have a New Year's party with loads of sauce when you're alone and only in contact with your friends on discord, no matter the lockdown procedures in your area.

[@trojan403]

Haha wow, that sounds horrendous

[@Anduehan97]

wait so you got absolutely shitfaced, by yourself at your house ?

[@NOITY35]

@@brimroses Insane and waaaaaaaaay stupid.

[@NOITY35]

@@brimroses Though, truth be told, I didn't feel normal again for a few days after it all, and a lot of drinking water.

[@NOITY35]

@@brimroses It certainly left a mark in my memory lol.

[@JortsoftheJungle]

I love how there was actually good advice sprinkled through this

[@DareDevil-ve9wk]

Just remembered one time on stage 7 were i was discussing with my mom because “I wasn’t that drunk” and after a while when she went to take the dog out I politely waddled from my bed to the bathroom, successfully vomited on the toilet, cleaned myself to my best ability and proceeded to get in my bed and pass out before she came back. Worst morning of my life fr 💀

[@crunchysodasmr]

damn

[@bxrmin]

That's impressive. My first stage 7 I entered the house and couldn't even welcome my mother. I just laid on my bed fully clothed and tried to sleep while she was angry LOL

[@iShai8]

The phase when you “can’t see”. It’s like your eyes can’t focus on anything, THATS when I know I need to call it quits lol