CHAMPIONS LEAGUE WINNING PLAYERS ONLY DRAFT!!! | FILTHY @ FIVE

2021 was the best year in Filthy history and it goes without saying how much of that is down to you guys. Thank you for your continued support. You are the greatest.
With that said, it's 2022 now and we've been holding a MASSIVE episode back for months. Today, via Poet, PK Humble, Lippy, Jordy, Specs Gonzalez, Margs, Caleb and Tego, we bring you a draft of CHAMPIONS LEAGUE WINNING PLAYERS ONLY!!!
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[@xNoble4x]

Someone needs to do a FM simulation of all these teams playing in a tournament to see who wins

[@4dra]

They used to do this last year. I think they're all just too busy

[@eggfriedreus793]

21:20 Specs with the greatest body feint ever 😂😭

[@testadalord01432]

Agüero with the fake lmaooooooooo

[@olamidejay3918]

Specs is mad funny mum's life I almost died

[@louis2712l]

42:35 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@zed8436]

Created my own draft but this was difficult because you took all the decent Left and Right wingers so I'm playing a diamond in midfield. ----------------------Barthez Maicon---Varane---Rudiger---V.Bronkhost ----------------------Kimmich ------------Essien--------------Cambiasso -----------------------Rui Costa ---------------------Cole & Yorke In the words of specks 'I've Won'

[@firellparker7463]

1:03:28

[@aman2846]

julio ceasar -- chivu, david luiz mascherano, carvajal --- pedro, fabinho, ramires, nani --- tevez, inzaghi subs: Larsson, thiago motta, hierro, carrick, cordoba, balotelli, kaladze, kuscazak

[@sammumford7432]

Specs is a must for every draft, his teams are always 10/10

[@ClassicZoot]

… Said no one, ever…

[@dididiseko3111]

As a South African Benni was a amazing shout

[@liammcnally2409]

*Entertainment is 10/10*

[@mishaneswartz]

Benni in the 18 area

[@michaelvolmink638]

PK wearing “Cheetah” to be a cheat code when it’s actually leopard print is brazy

[@TeeTee-qr1vs]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@jackstevens2006]

Margs is levels when he comes with energy

[@tedbck9421]

Mash Town Margs would have caught a case over that thumbnail. But this is FF Margs. You're safe Tego.

[@Laura-sg6ss]

Case?? 💀💀😭😭WHAT!

[@tedbck9421]

@@Laura-sg6ss you need something explaining Laura?

[@warnerbuller4980]

😂😂😂😂 yo I’ve just seen the thumbnail that’s criminal from Margs

[@cristianoosvaldo8427]

😂😂😂

[@Aaron-188]

@@Laura-sg6ss m case

[@Cmonkilly]

Margs’ growth and rebrand over the past decade is highlighted by the thumbnail 😂😂 no way MashTown Margz would let that be uploaded. 👏🏽

[@kanthony9154]

The blonde donny from his recent three shots episode is getting to him🤣

[@AkTheProducer]

37:56

[@coup3959]

⏸ man went ying Yang twins wid it 🤣💀

[@Oakland510]

just clocked it they did him dirty 🤣

[@tedbck9421]

@@kanthony9154 sees sews2qsza

[@moneymitch4876]

Margs really took an hour and 5 minutes to come up with “how did it feel when mufasa pushed you off that cliff” I’m dead 🤣

[@whosmans4788]

And that’s with the edits 🤣

[@hej78102]

😭😭😭

[@azlstrhl]

I was 😭😭😭😭 off that one!!!

[@zkryptic1467]

It still hit 😂😂😂 the fact it took so long makes it funnier😭

[@Napoleon2002]

@@whosmans4788 00ap

[@jmanutd1311]

21:07 that Benni McCarthy build up😭😭 Specs with a double step over oh my days😭😂😭😂

[@michaelandreou4996]

When we getting a Filthy Fellas Footy Match. We need to see people back their chat over the last couple years!!

[@Oakland510]

They shook

[@abdq4712]

Margs was the MVP of this episode. He really took a liking to Mr. Johnson, a little suspect but it brought out the best in him.

[@abduljwahid323]

Sensational performance from Margs - it's clear that only one episode was recorded that day!

[@Mo-el9mi]

CL Side of players you didn't pick.. GK: Julio Cesar RB: Salgado CB: Pique CB: Boateng LB: Carlos CM: Rui Costa CM: Schweinsteiger CM: Cambiasso LW: Mane ST: Suarez RW: Tevez

[@jesseamponsah2347]

Don’t forget carles puyol

[@Mo-el9mi]

@@jesseamponsah2347 Puyol was already picked in their draft

[@Mo-el9mi]

@@lucao15 smh watch the draft, they already picked Raul

[@VisionnaireJulius]

Essien was a ballplayer

[@lljusttry]

Essien for cambiasso

[@bluntman1001]

Margs killed it this episode! MoM performance

[@gjorgigjorgiev1]

*THE AVERAGE AGE OF ALL THE TEAMS* Since I'm on break, I took the time to get the average age of all the teams and these are the results. No surprise for who had the oldest and youngest team. _UPDATE: I have been told that it was an average of the age when each specific player won their respective CL so I got their age from when they won their first CL or in some cases only one CL. Every number after this -----> "/" is the age they won it at, e.g. Cech is 39 right now but won it at 30._ *MARGS (48 hrs to live) -* Cech - 39 / _30_ Cafu - 51 / _37_ S.Ramos - 35 / _27_ Ferdinand - 43 / _30_ Marcelo - 33 / _25_ Davids - 48 / _22_ Sneijder - 37 / _26_ Iniesta - 37 / _22_ Rivaldo - 49 / _31_ Rooney - 36 / _23_ Neymar - 29 / _23_ AVERAGE AGE OF TEAM RIGHT NOW = 39.7 years _AVERAGE AGE WHEN THEY EACH WON IT = 26.9 years_ *CALEB (Johnson & Johnson) -* Van Der Sar - 51 / _25_ Reece James - 22 / _21_ Lucio - 43 / _32_ R.Carvalho - 43 / _26_ Robertson - 27 / _24_ Xavi - 41 / _26_ Pirlo - 42 / _24_ Modric - 36 / _29_ Beckham - 46 / _25_ Lewandowski - 33 / _31_ Bale - 32 / _24_ AVERAGE AGE OF TEAM RIGHT NOW = 37.8 years _AVERAGE AGE OF TEAM WHEN THEY EACH WON IT = 26.09 years_ *POET (The Loons Years) -* Kahn - 52 / _30_ Zanetti - 48 / _36_ Maldini - 53 / _25_ Nesta - 45 / _27_ Lizarazu - 52 / _31_ Seedorf - 45 / _19_ Deco - 44 / _26_ Kroos - 32 / _26_ Del Piero - 47 / _21_ Raul - 44 / _21_ Ronaldinho - 41 / _26_ AVERAGE AGE OF TEAM RIGHT NOW = 45.7 years _AVERAGE AGE OF TEAM WHEN THEY EACH WON IT = 26.18 years_ *PK (The Humblites) -* Dida - 48 / _29_ Puyol - 43 / _28_ Desailly - 53 / _24_ Silvestre - 44 / _30_ Riise - 41 / _24_ Yaya Toure - 38 / _26_ Makelele - 48 / _29_ Kaka - 39 / _25_ Di maria - 33 / _26_ Weah - 55 / _28_ (never won it but gave him the 94/95 season with PSG where he was top scorer and made the semi-final) Figo - 49 / _29_ AVERAGE AGE OF TEAM RIGHT NOW = 44.6 years _AVERAGE AGE OF TEAM WHEN THEY EACH WON IT = 27.09 years_ *TEGO (Margs got the fart mic) -* Schmeichel - 58 / _35_ Dani Alves - 38 / _26_ Stam - 49 / _28_ Van Dijk - 30 / _27_ Ashley Cole - 41 / _31_ Lampard - 43 / _33_ Effenberg - 53 / _32_ Zidane - 49 / _29_ Salah - 29 / _26_ Shevchenko - 45 / _26_ Ribery - 38 / _30_ AVERAGE AGE OF TEAM RIGHT NOW = 43 years _AVERAGE AGE OF TEAM WHEN THEY EACH WON IT = 29.36 years_ *JORDY (2026) -* Allison - 29 / _26_ Lahm - 38 / _29_ Terry - 41 / _31_ Vidic - 40 / _26_ Alaba - 29 / _20_ R.Keane - 50 / _27_ Busquets - 33 / _20_ Gerrard - 41 / _24_ Thomas Muller - 32 / _24_ Drogba - 43 / _24_ Giggs - 48 / _25_ AVERAGE AGE OF TEAM RIGHT NOW = 38.5 years _AVERAGE AGE OF TEAM WHEN THEY EACH WON IT = 25.09 years_ *LIPPY (Federacion) -* Neuer - 35 / _25_ Zambrotta - 44 / _26_ (never won it either but gave him the final in 02/03 with Juventus when they lost agaisnt AC Milan) Pepe - 38 / _30_ Walter Samuel - 43 / _32_ Evra - 40 / _27_ Scholes - 47 / _24_ Xabi Alonso - 40 / _25_ Kante - 30 / _30_ (his birthday hasnt passed yet so he's still the same age) Robben - 37 / _29_ Eto'o - 40 / _25_ Henry - 44 / _31_ AVERAGE AGE OF TEAM RIGHT NOW = 39.8 years _AVERAGE AGE OF TEAM WHEN THEY EACH WON IT = 27.63 years_ *SPECS (Don't laugh first laugh later) -* Casillas - 40 / _19_ Trent - 23 / _20_ Sammer - 54 / _29_ David May - 51 / _28_ Bogarde - 51 / _24_ Guti - 45 / _21_ Darren Fletcher - 37 / _24_ Paul Lambert - 52 / _27_ Finidi - 50 / _24_ Benni McCarthy - 44 / _20_ Bojan - 31 / _18_ AVERAGE AGE OF TEAM RIGHT NOW = 43.1 years _AVERAGE AGE OF TEAM WHEN THEY EACH WON IT = 23.09 years_ Youngest team RIGHT NOW goes to Caleb with 37.8 years & the oldest team RIGHT NOW goes to Poet with 45.7 years. Youngest team WHEN THEY WON IT goes to Specs with 23.09 years & the oldest team WHEN THEY WON IT goes to Tego with 29.36 years.

[@pegobrown9204]

Bro they would be taking the age of the player when they won the champions league not their age today...

[@gjorgigjorgiev1]

@@pegobrown9204 😭😭 are you serious? FUCK SAKE

[@pegobrown9204]

This is a imaginary draft of building a team of champions league winners, if you put this on fifa to sim who would win the players would be taken from the year of the team they won

[@gjorgigjorgiev1]

@@pegobrown9204 no clue lad I'll be honest

[@siphobanda1707]

@@pegobrown9204 ikr 😂😂😂 like some of the players can't even run rn

[@jalili5326]

Margs got energy this episode, love to see it

[@CHIN-qw6xq]

How did they manage to to make 5p that funny 😂

[@mil2818]

Legendary intro 🤣

[@ashcooper3309]

Whole panel - states R9 didn’t win in the CL PK - ‘I’m going R9’ HOWLER 🤣🤣

[@clipped6963]

Margs needs to explain himself with that sus thumbnail 🤣🤣

[@sacadabdiabukar8574]

Goalkeeper= Julio cesar RB= Maicon CB= Thiago Silva CB= Raphael Marquez LB= Roberto Carlos CDM= Carlos Casemiro Cm= Joshua Kimmich CAM= Rui Costa LW= Sadio Mane RW= Serge Ganabry ST= Luis Suarez

[@fredwilliam95ify]

Ballers

[@SomeThingsDontNeedCommentary]

Cold

[@shotbymole]

You might win you know

[@a7mad30511]

loved the episode to bits!!! but what about putting the images of the footballers instead of their positions? and maybe use a football pitch as the background for aesthetics? just a suggestion

[@anonymouslyanonymous3068]

Nah margs is taking a howler in the thumbnail 😂

[@anthonyolweny9367]

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@tyrescelite3146]

That specs Benni pick is one of the greatest moment in filthy history 😂😂😂

[@lucao15]

I rate Margs so highly for picking Iniesta 1st pick 🤟🏼

[@AJP92]

PK is the funniest guy 😂

[@mayoman237]

Football knowledge here is so shoddy you know: - PK could’ve picked Roberto Carlos but Tego said no cos he thought Kaka won the CL with Real Madrid rather than Milan… - Specs said that Romeu won the CL with Barca…he won it with Chelsea.

[@Tkslapit]

Get over it

[@HIQ45]

Surprised Specs didn't come through with someone like Ryan Bertrand 😂

[@abdullahihassanali2152]

This is a colorful episode 😭

[@drafrostretch]

looool PK's good just magically appeared 15:13 nothing 15:16 eating a plate of food with a knife and folk

[@MrShaqMack]

Lippy’s front 3. PK’s midfield and Tego’s defence

[@jabz7703]

"Margs you took your tablets today, you're doing well."

[@nazmulhoque7918]

Margzzzz ran the show what a performance 😂 👏

[@fahimuddin4296]

This is up there with some of the best episodes, upper echelon stuff

[@slythekid9487]

Margs out here grooming Caleb 😭

[@KimmyJ928]

😂😂😂

[@thomasleng989]

Specz is genuinely the funniest guy ever he tricked everyone not picking eto hahahah

[@hhassan2985]

23:46 "that's a great pick" Tego needs to be relegated for 1 episode for that unforgivable moment

[@Oakland510]

What was wrong with calling drogba a great pick ? Or did he say Someone else lol

[@AightImmaHeadOut]

@@Oakland510 he said George weah Jordy or Lippy got drogba

[@Oakland510]

@@AightImmaHeadOut oh wow

[@lewichapman3125]

when specs said Benni McCarthy i started dying

[@turabnaqvi313]

HOW has nobody picked Luis Suarez? I'm actually gobsmacked

[@ardioriordan6228]

Same, when Margz picked Neymar I thought someone would clock and pick Suarez

[@Oakland510]

Suarez been shit in CL since 2016. Check his record, he did nothing for barca since that away game v PSG in 2016, Messi was the only one scoring for them in knockouts 2016-2021. At atleti , he’s been the same in CL. Anonymous

[@ardioriordan6228]

@@Oakland510 it’s about winners though and in that 2015 side who won it he was outrageous

[@ItsTagain]

@@ardioriordan6228 he was the 3rd best attacker that year. No Pique is mad

[@ardioriordan6228]

@@ItsTagain Dunno I thought he was better than Neymar tbh, or at least as good, but hardly a bad thing being 3rd behind Messi and Neymar 😂 Pique is a good shout though

[@alexh4663]

how are man laughing at Jordy for picking Terry but applauding Lucio??? i'm baffed

[@BhukkasBhibbas]

They just have a thing for hating on Terry. If I remember correctly, on their all time PL cb list they put him at like 4th and didn't even give a reason why other than off-field antics.

[@alexh4663]

wow, him and Rio are the two best in premier league history

[@keefarr]

@@BhukkasBhibbas he was only 4th cuz lippy didn’t put him on the list They all rated him except lippy & poet

[@Marz2727]

Was Lucio racist on camera?

[@ZGAMER777]

Solid performance from Tego we love to see the character development

[@adnkd2184]

he called you dumb

[@jayboyjay17]

I know it's early in the year but Lippy picking Scholes is nearly as nutty as PKs suit, absolutely floored at that one

[@locqaj]

PK : How do you define winning a draft Jordy: Best team wins PK: But that's soo circumstantial 🤣🤣🤣👏🏿... what a dimwit... gold though

[@Lambojack37]

pk saying circumstantial is the funniest thing ever 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@hpgchewy5229]

How did specs fool everyone with Rosti 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@rb2k10]

Lippy's team was hard. Margs was decent too. Jordy's good but fell apart on the strikers.

[@yusufusamah3248]

These man had a howler. How they not clocking that Jordi had 3 Man Utd players in his team???? Man had Vidic, Keane and Giggs!!!

[@streetsiswatching9660]

VAR Is checking

[@francisnine6]

He had 3 Bayern players as well

[@AAFIFA-tx1he]

7:07 so this was before the wolves game it seems 🤣🤣

[@Hf11k]

Adding managers to the draft would make it interesting

[@eugenetwala2517]

Had to wait 29 minutes & 36 seconds for someone to say Robben 😭 was losing my mind I swear 😂. Big up Lippy!

[@Oakland510]

Facts a few man even shook their head and weren’t feeling the shout ? Strange, I’m 31 and only a handful of players have been as threatening as Robben with the ball constantly throughout a game, menace !

[@googleuser1543]

Can’t believe specs didn’t pick Djimi Traoré 👓

[@bennyb8854]

PK goes down as the best January transfer window signing for FilthyFellas respectfully

[@JourdanChaney]

nah if you think about it...its miles

[@zealo6756]

Was very difficult but here's my attempt GK:Julio Cesar (Inter) RB:Kimmich (Bayern) CB:Thiago Silva (Chelsea) CB:Varane (Real Madrid) LB: Chilwell (Chelsea) CDM: Casemiro (Real Madrid) CM: Cambiasso (Inter) AM: Rui Costa (AC Milan) RW: Gnabry (Bayern) ST: Luis Suarez (Barcelona) LW: Carlos Tevez (Man Utd) Let me know what you think its much harder than I thought many elite players had already been taken

[@ubaydhussain5670]

I'd have Jordi alba over chilwell and probably sadio mane over Carlos tevez tbh

[@hlomlahenna8186]

Marg’s laugh is second only behind Dan’s 😂😂

[@alexadam5784]

I fuckin beg everyone goes to 1:02:25 and watches specs scream🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@yendeezy]

ter stegen (barca), R.Carlos (real) Costacurta (AC), Pique (Barca) Paulo Ferriera (porto) essien (chelsea) rui costa (ac milan), nedved (juve), suarez (barca) overmars (ajax), torres (chelsea)

[@googleuser1543]

3 Barca and 3 Chelsea players?

[@yendeezy]

@@googleuser1543 ahhh thank u. swap ter stegen for navas. i only have 2 chelsea tho

[@affectiveteam6229]

Nedved never won the CL

[@yendeezy]

@@affectiveteam6229 ur right forgot he lost that final swap him for muntari

[@aarond9563]

So glad Margs is seemingly awake this year.

[@JWhyMusic1]

great episode, only on the adverts at the beginning, but there's no rules

[@mamc_1038]

It’s been out for 5 mins wdym great episode

[@livaro000]

@@mamc_1038 no rules

[@Mumbler100]

They should sim these teams in a tournament

[@itsfqndave]

Poets team is like when you buy bare fifa coins and spend it all on icon packs

[@rileymcgill2307]

Love y’all getting into your bag for weird drafts

[@mp8-gd216]

Margs was hilarious this episode 😭😭

[@Truedatas]

Schweinsteiger is better than some of the guys picked

[@RagingCl4N]

PK signing of the year no doubt

[@OplzITSCreez]

When Lippy said Duda was a RB in goal I LOST IT! 😂😂😂👌🏻

[@PK-db3vv]

Specs always makes these hilarious

[@husammo123]

Can’t believe Laudrup aint get picked. Iniesta before Iniesta man 😭

[@DeanMoriarti]

I’m still howling at Margs pick. Rivaldo Neymar and Rooney 🤣🤣🤣

[@TheDominic1011]

Poet won the draft the moment he said Dinho… and then to top it off Maldini & Nesta

[@jameeldastagir8367]

Draft of players that werent picked: GK: Julio Cesar (Inter Milan) RB: Joshua Kimmich (Bayern Munich) CB: Fernando Hierro (Real Madrid) CB: Eric Abidal (Barcelona) LB: Denis Irwin (Man Utd) CM: Casemiro (Real Madrid) CM: Ramires (Chelsea) CM: Leon Goretzka (Bayern Munich) LW: Sadio Mane (Liverpool) ST: Luis Suarez (Barcelona ) RW: Carlos Tevez (Man Utd)

[@RHennerz]

suarez didnt win it with liverpool

[@zuko2127]

Loonz on this episode woulda been pure comedy

[@coup3959]

1:07:18 specs is jokes 🤣⚰️

[@cactusmaxx]

specs is honestly one of the funniest human beings ive ever seen

[@Dkmo94]

Lippy really chose Scholes over man like Schweinsteiger and Modric, WOW

[@marlonjohn6370]

The intro 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾😂😂😂 I need this man me and my wife just found out she has cancer 😞💪🏾

[@kammzy]

This the first time Poet has acc demonstrated genuine football knowledge mazza

[@hakeemw8910]

This might be the greatest draft 🙌🏾

[@ailostudios4044]

ayoooooooooo look at POET min 38:05!!!!

[@AM-kk9fz]

How is it 2022 and Jordy is still on this show? Matey doesn't offer no football knowledge and no comedy. Just calves and vibes.

[@DequanClarke]

0:20-0:35 needs to be clipped ASAP 😂🤣🤣🤣 had me dying

[@sacred1827]

I love how Tego tested people's knowledge at the start and then sat and allowed George Weah to pass lol

[@saudkhan6823]

Margz wins this episode 😂😂😂

[@uchihakillua9877]

If Tego didn’t have his laptop he would have no ball knowledge 😂

[@ng2313]

This is facts the episode when specz broke his laptop he was lost

[@bradd__]

Tego once again showing his a chelsea fan, keeps on bring up that he's been to the Chelsea 2012 final and how is he suggesting Lion from Madagascar should pick Mason Mount

[@crayolapencils247]

Drafts are back. I'm back. Made the teams on futhead using the best available card (when the player played for that club, so no 99 PSG Neymar). If the player isn't available (cause Specs is a madhead) I subbed them for a like for like. 1. Margs - 95 1. Tego - 95 3. Caleb - 94 3. Poet - 94 3. Jordy - 94 3. Lippy - 94 7. PK - 91 8. Specs - 89

[@affectiveteam6229]

If PK picked Roberto Carlos, Thiago Silva and Suarez instead of Riise, Silvestre (!) and Weah (who never won CL), his team is actually mad. Tego and Poet had the best ones though.

[@papzm]

Caleb looking like juntao in rush hour

[@mrenjoyment1363]

PK can never deny his Congo heritage 😂😂😂

[@thogro99]

Wesley Sneijder absolute W pick

[@volkk7838]

Poet keeps calling Jose Mourinho “yose” 😂

[@mrmarvel_uk]

Nobody picked Viera or Lucio

[@richkodua]

Margs’ team reminds me of Nike advert “the one where they played in hell”

[@ShakiiPoetry]

This episode needed loonz

[@beckett1811]

Specs makes these draft vids so funny to hear his teams hahaha

[@antonioprice8081]

Why did margs lips extend out so much when whispering In my man’s ear doe 😂

[@benmjr-9536]

Trent is better than Cafu. Facts.