"Boy... Have you ever heard of the Ship Of Theseus" 'Change' "Have you ever heard of Theseus The Ship" 'CHANGE!' "I want to tell you a story about a boat"
@scumbaggaming9418 Жыл бұрын
That's if Kratos, Atreus, and Mimir played Change, and Kratos *really* wants to tell that story
@EmilyValentino-m1i13 сағат бұрын
I really wanted to hear more lol
@theotherauthor7402 жыл бұрын
i am very high and mark’s “boy, have you heard of theseus? it’s a ship” made me cry laughing 💀
@taru33742 жыл бұрын
Same
@dadstiny_2 жыл бұрын
ahhh yes, finally, the stoner corner of the distractible fans. listening to distractible while being a lil bit toasted makes this 10x funnier
@Enixious992 жыл бұрын
@@dadstiny_ straight facts
@iBork2 жыл бұрын
@@taru3374 same
@lightheart41812 жыл бұрын
I was sober at work and nearly died laughing from it.
@gabrielmanzano34512 жыл бұрын
Please let this be a recurring theme/topic/thing! This is gold!
@Bongus_Bubogus2 жыл бұрын
Change
@scottwpilgrim2 жыл бұрын
@@Bongus_Bubogus FUCK THIS TOPIC IT'S ONLY BEEN ONCE AND IT'S ALREADY OLD.
@gabrielmanzano34512 жыл бұрын
@@Bongus_Bubogus This concept was atrocious! How dare they!!
@katiehoffmeyer15952 жыл бұрын
Change
@gabrielmanzano34512 жыл бұрын
@@katiehoffmeyer1595 Ah man, you know this episode reminds me of a thought experiment about a ship and how if it is or isn't the same ship after replacing everything. Crazy.
@ImperfectXIII2 жыл бұрын
I hope the Ship of Theseus never stops being a thing in Distractible. XDDDD
@mrmoonman45522 жыл бұрын
Bob's fridge, Wade's tacos, and Mark's ship of Theseus
@timeslice2 жыл бұрын
@@mrmoonman4552 Wade's what. From where
@mrmoonman45522 жыл бұрын
@@timeslice it was one of their food related episodes where they reveal that wade absolutely hates tacos and whenever new people find out, they don't believe him and have him try a taco. And of course, Wade doesn't like it.
@hatstick3122 жыл бұрын
@@timeslice king of meat
@sinbadwilliams71862 жыл бұрын
Also Bob's we are getting older, and Wade's my dog is fine
@Femroe2 жыл бұрын
Mark's role as parent was just straight up Kratos from God of War, loved it.
@hikarihanazono93502 жыл бұрын
Mark is just being Kratos telling the story about the ship of Theseus to child Bob, it's freaking hilarious I'm crying LOL
@IBloodDrunkHunter Жыл бұрын
Exactly what I was thinking
@dovewingseyesaregreen56642 жыл бұрын
Usually when I listen at night, I'm really good at doing a quiet laugh but Mark continuously trying to talk about the Ship of Theseus actually got me to burst into proper laughter.
@ShinxSparks2 жыл бұрын
Man. Props to these guys on their Improv. It is immensely good to listen too!
@caspertheemoghost14822 жыл бұрын
They have more improv in person if you didn't know on marks channel
@pkmntrainermark8881 Жыл бұрын
Change!
@privpi2 жыл бұрын
"You're a father talking to your son" Mark: Kratos, got it.
@amusiclover73402 жыл бұрын
The interpretation for caveman from Bob and Mark made me cry from laughing, just two hilarious juxtapositions as a Englishmen Science Man and Oonga Boonga in Love 😭
@constancecarlson42 жыл бұрын
This episode had me rolling down the hill our grandparents walked to school😭
@calamar1e3202 жыл бұрын
This made me squeak with laughter stop it
@ferrariboy5647 Жыл бұрын
Oh God he's stuck in an eternal loop of going downhill both ways
@BritishEcho2 жыл бұрын
This is easily one of my favourite episodes alongside Bobs fridge and the one where they pretty much talk about literal sh*t the whole time. Listened to this one at work initially and I can only imagine people were looking at me like I was a complete weirdo because I had tears streaming down my face from laughter.
@jvseventeen2 жыл бұрын
Just wanted to say a huge Thank You to Wade for doing his best to always be as inclusive as possible and helping the audio-audience understand what's going on visually Also this was an absolutely hilarious episode and I'm so glad I was able to listen to it on Thanksgiving to keep myself amused while being overstimulated and annoyed by the chaos of holidays
@Kjfungirl2 жыл бұрын
It's been a hot minute since I laughed so hard I legitimately choked on my own saliva. I need more improv games from these guys
@lucasb57622 жыл бұрын
I probably look like a weirdo delivering packages laughing to myself listening to this 😂
@CelestialSodapop2 жыл бұрын
don't crash your car
@potatolee44732 жыл бұрын
Na you only live once it’s fun to be a weirdo 😂
@KissKissCthulhu Жыл бұрын
I would rather see someone laughing and having a good time then yelling in a rage in a car 🤣
@colterhall21722 жыл бұрын
"How could you not have gone to hell?!?!" Good lord I haven't laughed that hard in a while.
@ADHDana932 жыл бұрын
I lost it at Bob’s “You know how I’ve been trying to find a way to make sex worse?!”
@Silverraptorvideos2 жыл бұрын
That Ship of Theseus bit had me dying laughing. XD
@AsherLinn2 жыл бұрын
This is probably my favorite episode! Please more improv!!
@river5592 жыл бұрын
The episode based on one of my favorite improv bits from the You're Welcome Tour several years back, hell yeah! It's time to get distracted
@river20302 жыл бұрын
Cool name :)
@river5592 жыл бұрын
@@river2030 Hello there fellow River :D
@river20302 жыл бұрын
@@river559 hello :D
@jonathantweedy26452 жыл бұрын
Absolutely loved this one, laughed so hard no matter how bad yall thought it was. Still gold
@JennyLynn00012 жыл бұрын
It's just as good in only audio, I hope this becomes a regular theme! I laughed so hard and I was thoroughly distracted 😁
@1622mina2 жыл бұрын
This episode was literally just Interdimensional Cable and I hope they never stop making these
@wolfiemuse2 жыл бұрын
I came back and listened to this one again and it was funnier the second time, I didn’t pay enough attention the first time. This was an easily A tier maybe even S tier episode
@jaredwebley7642 жыл бұрын
I love it when mark does a occasional Samuel L. Jackson voice.😂
@WickedSk8rGrl2 жыл бұрын
So happy the “change” came is back! I loved that back then and I love it now ❤
@blitztage2 жыл бұрын
This is by far one of the most funniest episodes
@InsidiousClouds2 жыл бұрын
I will never get tired of the ship of theseus
@northeastartist41582 жыл бұрын
Listening to this while sleep deprived is like being a giggly drunk, I'm loving every second of it
@potatolee4473 Жыл бұрын
Couldn’t agree more 😂
@nagasadow992 жыл бұрын
This was the funniest episode by far! Dear god, my face hurts and I can't see I'm crying. LOL! xD
@mr.craven58292 жыл бұрын
"It'll either have happened or have not because this is in the future but I'll be doing it tomorrow which is in the past." My God, he's fixing it in pre
@J--Dubs2 жыл бұрын
When Wade first said "Change" and Bob had that visceral reaction, I just about died XD
@kimtan06272 жыл бұрын
26:40 we all love this part. Ur welcome! 🤣🤣🤣
@NS-rs5ky2 жыл бұрын
Please do more improv! I had to wash my face I was cry laughing so much!
@BraghDaMan2 жыл бұрын
I spent most of this episode cry-laughing. The sheer frustration in the boys' voices and then the struggle to keep it together was fantastic. Please do more improv!
@jassuvee2 жыл бұрын
One of the funniest episodes! Hope that you'll do this again sometime :D
@phylippezimmermannpaquin20622 жыл бұрын
Honestly one of the best episodes
@aroach46892 жыл бұрын
I hope you guys do more episodes like this, I missed the improv games!
@rameshshrestha59762 жыл бұрын
My god, This might be my one of the top 3 funniest episodes.
@elijahm41392 жыл бұрын
I was listening to this at work trying not to laugh but when Mark started talking about the ship of Theseus I had to pause it cracking up laughing
@CaitlintehCat2 жыл бұрын
this one made me giggle a lot more than I have in a long while. thanks guys!
@Lita12 жыл бұрын
LOL funny Distractible HAPPY BIRTHDAY BOB 🎉🎊 I liked this Podcast yes!!!!👍😅
@Chronic_Lizz Жыл бұрын
This podcast is single handedly getting me through college. Thank you, Mark, Bob, and Wade.
@equusheart33442 жыл бұрын
I am dying at work listening to this and people are looking at me like I'm insane 🤣
@NoirParvana2 жыл бұрын
I'm not sure I ever knew what was going on, but I never wanted to and loved every second of it. XD
@wulfematrax17022 жыл бұрын
i was listening while scrolling through Facebook and came across an ad for God of War when Mark said "Boy, have you heard of the ship of Theseus?"
@aneissabuchanan9552 жыл бұрын
45:23 "price is only gonna go up, man" 🤣
@gazer37132 жыл бұрын
its funny to see people screaming in denial in 1 moment and calm accepting in the other. The change bit is rly gooodd
@amybrown46262 жыл бұрын
"Penis sleeve" LOL! This whole episode was hysterical 🤣
@daneriggs48952 жыл бұрын
"capfffhhss HEY WHIS AT THE DOIR!?" I fucking died😭
@coryanderson78002 жыл бұрын
This was friggin hilarious! 😂
@ohhthevanity2 жыл бұрын
I haven’t laughed this hard in a little while, please do more of these!! ❤
@alexanderjustice3225 Жыл бұрын
This... This is beyond gold...
@sapherno112 жыл бұрын
I was crying I was laughing so hard, this was so good!
@theintern39942 жыл бұрын
Happy birthday Bob 🎉🎉🎉
@calliepittman29682 жыл бұрын
Love this podcast ❤️
@glittery_cucumber2 жыл бұрын
Y'all the VOD for this is on Mark's Twitch, they streamed it on Oct 15th and the Distractible segment starts at the 1 hour 10 minute mark
@egalitarius85822 жыл бұрын
G.O.A.T. tier episode. 🤩
@Kinguardia2 жыл бұрын
HAPPY LATE BIRTHDAY BOOOOOB!!! I'm at work now. I listen to the podcast at work so i don't have a mental meltdown
@mathiasdark16542 жыл бұрын
Lmao i LOVE Distractable. It has become my thing now. Just stuff my face hole with food and earholes with funny words
@SWIMMY69962 жыл бұрын
26:15 The ship of Theseus but is soo funny idk why 😂
@pkmntrainermark8881 Жыл бұрын
Ship of Theseus, never gets old.
@goldentierstudios2 жыл бұрын
Damnit. This made me bust out laughing almost infront of a customer at work today 😅 this is amazing.
@Hann2x2 жыл бұрын
I'm literally dying after this🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@davidmcclellan80312 жыл бұрын
An this stuff is good I am loving it 🤠
@SergeantF2 жыл бұрын
Security check. 3rd of November. No forced entries, no suspicious activity, no threats to the security and integrity of the Distractible Headquarters. By the way I do need some more security guards to help me so let me know if you would like to apply. Thank you gentle listener. Signed- Shadow, Head of Security for Distractible
@dr.doofenshmirtz75762 жыл бұрын
HOLY FUCK THIS WAS FUNNY, The fucking Theseius! I-Its...a boat
@JCarlyle202 жыл бұрын
This episode had me crying laughing! Thanks for the laughs gents.
@squigglykinkle8052 жыл бұрын
This was the best episode
@calebwillis4032 Жыл бұрын
I love mark saying boy like Kratos
@alisaperez37162 жыл бұрын
This is the episode i laughed the most in, i almost died
@thewilly_does_stuff2 жыл бұрын
listened to this while being cold on my couch
@Cygnet13 Жыл бұрын
The Ship of Theseus-bit always makes me laugh XD
@pvtcaboose132 жыл бұрын
26:40 For the ship of theseus bit.
@zak09372 жыл бұрын
Happy Birthday, Bodacious Bob!
@MakutaNazo2 жыл бұрын
When this first came out the ship of Thesius bit destroyed me.
@xavier_arai2 жыл бұрын
My favorite episode
@abbygould72052 жыл бұрын
this is the BEST episode
@adrianal17442 жыл бұрын
Happy birthday Bob!!! 🎂
@helloworld40392 жыл бұрын
I’m at work and all the customers just think I’m a crackhead laughing at myself
@ismaeelsakr10032 жыл бұрын
Mark's cave man voice is more British than his British voice
@yohohocow1291 Жыл бұрын
That john Hammond impression was amazing.
@williamfogleman1193 Жыл бұрын
Mark and that stupid boat made me burst out laughing at work
@infinitearcana3785 Жыл бұрын
my favorite episode ahahah watched at least 40ish episodes xD
@oddcrafter12702 жыл бұрын
Holy shit, this was awesome! XD
@vexed8322 жыл бұрын
This podcast is literally just D4C's ability
@unskilledshark2 жыл бұрын
Thanks for bringing change back
@Tarasaurus132 жыл бұрын
Man I wish there was a live of this one 😂 I wanted to see the faces
@jaxbluesrock78052 жыл бұрын
This itches my brain in all the right ways
@minimalgrammar12762 жыл бұрын
Bodacious Birthday Bob!
@eddiemaiden41922 жыл бұрын
Happy Birthday Bodacious Bob!
@Halo_nogget2 жыл бұрын
How does distractible not have millions of subs?
@Icheasea_T2 жыл бұрын
Reminder that the Inuit do not want to be called Eskimo.
@ScarletCandlelight2 жыл бұрын
I'm dying *"Price is only going to go up b!tch!"*
@sarahmhardwick2 жыл бұрын
Whoooo Whoooo love you guys.....
@justsomeone47972 жыл бұрын
Happy Birthday Bob!!! 🎂🎁🎉🎈🥳
@eveilstien8652 жыл бұрын
I heard on the preview from Will. Happy birthday Bob. Ready to see more raft videos. Maybe a throwback of pubg.