Rob Beckett’s Most BRUTAL Comebacks | Jimmy Carr Vs Rob Beckett | Cats Does Countdown | Channel 4

[@HatterDave]

I love Jon's little nod when Rob goes "you do the scores, i'll just do the morale" as if it to go, yep that works for me

[@KellyVergara]

I like how Rob's "not to distant future" voice was just an accidentally flawless American accent.

[@OMGSHEENA]

Which is funnier when you realize most Americans probably would have done a British accent

[@Nvggs]

It's ironic because they're still hung up about that bit of paper from 1791

[@XDin4D]

@@Nvggs ohh yeah that paper from 1791 really irks people, just like the bit from 1776

[@Nvggs]

@@XDin4D 'merica 🇺🇸🤪

[@KellyVergara]

@@Nvggs don't even know the year, huh?

[@jcgggg]

Carr killed it with his responses to the 'Can you cry?" questions.

[@donepearce]

You mean the scriptwriters killed it. This is not actual banter, this is performance.

[@neilgerace355]

6:30 After his kitchen job, Rob worked in the office of Jimmy's accountant, as a shredder.

[@Digighost_5]

That deserves to be on the show, brilliant

[@WHYAREWEHAVINGTHISCONVERSATION]

Im crying at that 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@joshuaverkerk4532]

Love Rob, his enthusiasm for everything is great.

[@yonderorphan7499]

As funny as cancer

[@uncensored393]

​@@yonderorphan7499 It's strange that you find cancer so funny 😅

[@YehNahYehAyy]

We need an episode of Rob Beckett vs Roisin Conaty in a special 1vs1 episode.

[@jedaaa]

So like the 'special' cats does countdown I don't watch the special Olympics but I would watch that 🤣'

[@nicolasmogensen8727]

I honestly can't believe Rob's worse than Roisin at countdown even though Jimmy claimed it. She's in a class entirely of her own.

[@PandeyPrashant]

They're like twins, Rob and Roisin

[@lilymarinovic1644]

@@PandeyPrashant blonde and teeth ... I can't unsee the resemblance now ...

[@lymay8340]

Sara Pascoe and Rob are uncanny

[@H0n3yMonstah]

Catherine Tate was also pretty crap.

[@squiglemcsquigle8414]

He isnt. He has points

[@outseeker]

i love shaun sitting there wearing a condiment bra while throwing shade at rob for dressing like a lesbian XD

[@mavenfrankeus7287]

The flipping of the card, the sorry and You're talking out of your arse, mate was awesome.

[@TheMultiGamerOfficial]

Specifically in that order

[@gabiburns2289]

"Acronym" One word killed me!!!!😂

[@HBStone]

Felt like an episode of I Literally Just Told You for a sec.

[@janiexoxo]

He looks so pleased when he says it

[@Unpopable_Bubble]

And his “😑” face as he was trying to figure it out 🤣🤣

[@MattMooresEyebrows]

1:54 one of the few times I knew where a joke was going but still found it funny

[@MythicSuns]

6:04 actually, there's multiple theories about where the word "chav" comes from but nothing concrete. The "Council Housed And Violent" acronym is actually a backronym that came into existence after the word was first used. As for Rob's claim, while it is plausible there's no solid evidence which means it could equally be a rationalisation that was made after the word gained popular usage. Opinions are divided about its origins which means that for the time being its a word of unknown origin.

[@ktjankabar]

Seeing Sean’s smile…he is missed

[@aaainaaaa]

Whos sean?

[@gregshearer423]

@@aaainaaaa 4:44 Sean lock the one wearing the glasses passed away middle of last year

[@UnitSe7en]

Get over it. You didn't know him and he didn't care about you. What you have is a mental illness.

[@dmoney8602]

They have nameplates you absolute muppet

[@wesleyhopmans]

I imagine the champion having a row with his girlfriend and the girl always remind him of being the octochamp: "I went away and asked you to do the dishes but you haven't managed a single plate. Was that too hard for you, octochamp?"

[@hambob-cw4px]

"And... Other stuff" Gets me

[@cherokeestormchaser3259]

I love Rob. If he lived here in the southern United States he would definitely be considered a redneck 😂

[@Mine4062]

2:48 That look he gives Sean! 😂😂

[@whatlez]

You know it's a good joke when Jimmy pulls out his distinct laughter.

[@TheThejpmshow]

When I think I had to pay the tax Brilliantly self defacing Jimmy 🤣

[@j.b.abraham4175]

I love this show, Rob Beckett and the entire panel of talent on this show.

[@NathanGlass95]

In that 'not too distant future' clip Rob actually looks like the two Austrian guys from Dude, Where's My Car? 😂

[@flala2261]

Sean Lock! Legend 🤍

[@Ubique2927]

The beard looks gooooooood!

[@GorillaPDS]

Jono repping the Aquabats shirt!!

[@thegoodgeneral]

1:30 Sarah does the Jimmy laugh.

[@UmarIbnAlKhattab1]

No

[@thegoodgeneral]

@@UmarIbnAlKhattab1 yep

[@GAGL.Evolution]

They're a great double act😅😂😅

[@TimpossibleOne]

He does look like Biff

[@jcortese3300]

I only know all of these people from British panel show clips on KZbin, and I adore them. 🙂

[@SgtStash]

Jimmy is lucky that his easy target is just a bit of tax dodging.

[@dvg4868]

Plus cosmetic surgery

[@harshmudhar96]

5:30 Jimmy realising how the other guy does look like Doc.

[@Tht1Gy]

Unfair! Rob may be sh*t at points, but as a personality, he rocks on cat does countdown!!!

[@drews3191]

Rob is great. He just has his role, the guy they take the piss out of. But he rolls with the punches and his replies always make me laugh my ass off.

[@michaelclayton1827]

English comedy is AWESOME! Has been for so so many decades!

[@justcool7394]

Lol "what is crying?" Jimmy you funny funny awesome

[@callumclarke9384]

Acronym

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Acronym

[@lqd2403]

@@ٴۥٴٴٴ Acronym

[@charsaints7569]

Love Rob!! ❤

[@dominusetdeus060644]

I couldn't watch this on full screen as the glare from his teeth blinds me

[@matthewsupra]

Nor would his teeth fit....

[@KrwiomoczBogurodzicy]

My father is a metal fabricator so I just put on one of his welding masks when Rob is on.

[@vodonnell1]

That cheered me up!!

[@NoahAli-fg8yg]

outstanding

[@ZK_SHREDR]

Didn't know Rob was a lewi boy 🔵💪🏾

[@ZK_SHREDR]

@@anglosaxon2367 no more from you anglo

[@voiox]

I miss Sean.

[@londonspade5896]

Same

[@Vodaph0ne]

3:31-3:32 Ironically the Woody ring pull toy was never actually voiced by Tom

[@ThatCoalSoul]

It's his Brother voicing them.

[@BRobMorris]

Chav isn't an acronym, but it has nothing to do with Chatham. It's from the Romani word for child

[@theelectriccarmagazine]

What episode is the last part from? When they take in a third?

[@PlymouthEmoscene]

Awesome 😂

[@Seraphim-h3q]

"Whot is crying?" 😄😄😄

[@scottydog1313]

Rachel in that dress at 07:13...Makes me think that a god must exist after all.

[@bigphizza2819]

As dresses go, it's a lovely top

[@DeadeyeJim327]

A goddess, for sure.

[@Jewl_flow]

RIP Sean 🙏

[@SK-rc1vo]

Jimmy: I'll cry when Sean dies 😥

[@brachypelmasmith]

if you spend too much time at catherine ryan this is what happens

[@cherokeestormchaser3259]

You guys should create another series like this one and call it, "6 out of 14 dogs"

[@jonnymiskatonic]

Aquabats!

[@goaway2803]

Classic "Really?" moment XD

[@liamedwards226]

Nice to see Bouncer in the credits

[@archieevans4822]

Beckets talent has no end …..middle or beginning he should read the news

[@AmarylisFlow]

I hate to be the one to point it out but someone’s snuck a video in between your adverts

[@Vodaph0ne]

0:33-0:34 Well it could be hard lol

[@Barlofontain]

I understand why some celebrities are obsessed with their looks and spend so much on trying to maintain them, but when you have Jimmy Carr as a starting point, why bother? He's like a squinting Dracula

[@jameswellman5381]

Rob has a good american accent. wow

[@ulodetero]

Is there some kind of weird giant bug in the ceiling at 2:52....? 😮🤨

[@supersexygal01]

No. Don’t look like it. I think it might just be some prop or mic

[@leecregeen234]

Rachel Riley is so beautiful I have to wear a Tena lady when she’s on the box 🤪🤪🤪

[@sherekhan888]

Miss Carol Vorderman. Wonder what the original audience think of it now?

[@patrickkelly7085]

Not sure if Jimmy can cry but i have noticed he likes to pretend he is wiping away imiginary tears with a tissue.

[@sannego2156]

Maybe after the taxes he couldn't afford the waterproof botox 🕵️

[@wfcoaker1398]

He'll be a real boy someday.

[@stebsis]

That's just him imitating what he's seen humans do

[@YuriMaddison]

Rob with a beard looks like a wish version of the cricket guy that plays

[@mrfocigaz4942]

I think you mean Flintoff.

[@stevetaylor7403]

Where are the BRUTAL comebacks?

[@LachimusPrime]

Really?? 🤣❤

[@Михаил-ж4з4ж]

Clever warrior 07

[@Gobboh]

Where does the idea come from, that every German would end their sentence with "ja"?

[@poppyseed1987]

He had a transplant…that’s what looks wrong!

[@Queef_Storm]

i reckon it looks pretty good. one of the better transplants i've seen.

[@TheMadAfrican1]

Honestly, Jimmy Carr cannot criticise the appearance of other people. The man spent money to look like Sid the Dummy from Buffy ffs.

[@Alphoric]

Jimmy needed that hair transplant with those massive receding corners

[@hopebgood]

I still think he just looks really weird now.

[@michaelclark5187]

Still waiting for the brutal comebacks

[@unknown_system789]

Forget dean we are offshore anyways

[@James-gk3ig]

Woody from toy story lol

[@qwertyTRiG]

Chav is a backronym.

[@SampDude987]

4:04

[@MysticVRB]

I hadn't seen most of them since before Covid and WOOF...the pandemic aged them HARD!

[@lilymarinovic1644]

Well same goes for most of the rest of us y'know ...

[@russticer6009]

I love sum1 stickin it up jimmi with class

[@Dubjaxfilms]

"Brutal" ?

[@ShadeZ061992]

Does he cry the same way he laughs... 🤔

[@SK-rc1vo]

Jimmy probably cried when Sean died 😥

[@oscarharris7560]

😂

[@nicolasmogensen8727]

Jimmy was SO right about Cat. She looks like she's built in plaster these days.

[@Thehumplik]

WHO?

[@Maceyee1]

Jimmy Carr always makes jokes about Nazis

[@Giveme1goodreason]

You’ll be the 1st offended by it.

[@WardenOfTerra]

Seeing Sean Lock there makes me feel sad.

[@janygulnogoibaeva5227]

Dark money 53

[@BRG762]

Calm tiger 37

[@DDyes]

Where were the comebacks? Looks like he lost every game???

[@BRG762]

...

[@peterjeffrey2672]

Could eat an apple through a letterbox. Would be funnier than any of his jokes too.

[@jedaaa]

That was both funny and original, only the funny part wasn't original and the original part wasn't funny ..

[@peterjeffrey2672]

@@jedaaa I bet you like Afterlife by Ricky Gervais.

[@jedaaa]

@@peterjeffrey2672 I've never seen it but you seem like one of those people who think Delboy falling through the bar is the pinnacle of comedy ...

[@peterjeffrey2672]

@@jedaaa I’ve watched Stewart Lee mate. Come on, at least try and be more original than I was in my first comment. Don’t be a hypocrite.

[@treetopjones737]

( over here, in a door ) Mail slot.

[@funfun9476]

cute man 69

[@_TheDudeAbides_]

I just noticed, what a horrible watch Jimmy has.

[@nzlemming]

Shows what an idiot Joe can be. I'd welcome them both with open arms.

[@darrenhuntington7319]

Rob is just not funny. Fed up with his "oh I've got big teeth gags". And him & Acaster & Widdecombe & that disabled hands guy on every other comedy show every other day.

[@ShannonJacobs0]

Are you seeing especially offensive ads from KZbin? Maybe it's just me? But in either case, I want to know if it's because my surfing with good privacy practices has starved the beast, so their ad picker is befuddled, or if they know it's me and it's just targeted retaliation and harassment because I keep commenting in public about how EVIL the google has become. The gun ads and racist t-shirts ads are especially effective at being annoying, but not at selling. If I ever notice myself shopping from a google advertiser, then I plan to stop it. And if you see this comment after many KZbin videos, that's because I saw another offensive and irrelevant ad.

[@chockydog6960]

Fucken near every ad is for gambling on mine. Drives me insane

[@bur3b1sta]

@@chockydog6960 gambling and dying children here.

[@ShannonJacobs0]

@@chockydog6960 I think it's the gun ads that offend me most.

[@ShannonJacobs0]

@@jacksprat9209 Because of ethics. Ever heard of it? I agree to accept free videos in exchange for exposure to some ads. However the increasingly EVIL google seems to be abusing their market power to increase the dose and offensiveness of the ads, and that is annoying me. But on the plus side, I hope it indicates desperation. My understanding is that KZbin has never paid its way. Fine with me if it goes bankrupt and allows honest competition to emerge. And frankly even better if the google suffers damage in the process.

[@Xenopolateccl]

You can change your ad settings in your Google/KZbin account, and I would encourage everyone to do so

[@Endless-fire]

The horrific canned laughter...

[@MrClayJohn]

It's a live studio audience?

[@Endless-fire]

@@MrClayJohn 1. necro, 2. that's 100% canned laughter.

[@MrClayJohn]

@@Endless-fire I've.... I've been to the live taping of this show in Salford.

[@Endless-fire]

@@MrClayJohn Lovely, but this specific video has canned laughter.

[@SwordQuake2]

Brutal? They were barely passable.

[@johnbarter3446]

Beckett the most consistent comedian on TV, never funny as always.

[@manu-tonyo9654]

Ahh diddums, does the nasty man make more money and have more friends than you? You poor little rectal remnant.

[@user-ln2go4xp6d]

quick check of your channel, you're just as consistent, constantly going on about him.

[@theJuggler07]

Anyone else not find him even a little bit funny?

[@Mr.Bassman]

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