Chaos Wars Bad Voice Acting

[@70swords]

Karen sounds like she downed a handful of sleeping pills and is trying not to pass out.

[@hawitima1553]

No gg...

[@Stickminbasi90]

Was thinking quaaludes..

[@_JoeVer]

sounds straight up outta class of '09

[@RetroNerdyGamer]

@@_JoeVer what the fuck why are you so right lmao

[@basichumanrights.]

@@_JoeVer😭

[@youdbettertube]

"I'm her uncle." "That's too bad." ??

[@FeixiaoLiao]

Bro is planning something devious

[@Ganteeee]

😭🙏🏻

[@mesousagaby740]

"I'm the pet her U N C L E"

[@gamingdudedonal3312]

Definitely a mistranslation

[@phantomr277]

"Screaming? It came from the back alley! 😐" "Sounds like a girl. I'll go check it out! 💅"

[@HandlebarOrionX]

Haha, this lady is sleeping on the street.

[@old_puppet_ZUEIRObr]

Did she faint seeing a monster or something?

[@garfielffan6954]

I should probably see if she’s hurt.

[@ToryTornadoFan]

@@garfielffan6954..Are you okay?

[@charlescalvinfromtriplethr9712]

... Are you OK?

[@plplkpok]

Karen sounds so lifeless, as for Uru, lets just say he brings the sass in the sass

[@meganinten0078]

Karen' voice reminds me of Maud Pie from MLP.

[@tails_show_tv]

​@@meganinten0078I KNEW IT HAD A CHARM TO HER VOICE

[@dfox6222]

Uru sounds like Noah from Total Drama Island

[@Antnj81]

She sounds high af

[@SmashTheAdam]

The problem isn't just the voice acting, the script doesn't help much honestly, even top tier voice acting can't save this shit

[@Antnj81]

"Sounds like a girl. I'll go check it out." 💅💅💅

[@Skootroot]

"You smell good." 😈💅😈💅

[@oliver6969]

He doesn’t sound like someone who is into girls

[@lotharschramm5000]

I totally believe he's into girls

[@piau9000]

I'm gepet..................... her uncle................

[@rederci939]

That's too bad.

[@axollworm5370]

He sounds like he forgot he was her uncle.

[@The_Cooler_Will]

Zepe

[@Mordecai02]

"I'm ze pet."

[@Yokune_Ruko_fan]

" Orh ankle "

[@deskish3930]

ha ha this lady is sleeping on the street

[@endereye1255]

That caught me so off guard lmao

[@user-mg7wh8zq6v]

Valid response seeing a homeless woman

[@shashwa3585]

Y'all replying seven years later amazing

[@deskish3930]

@@shashwa3585 i forgot i even made this comment 7 years ago haha

[@shashwa3585]

@@deskish3930 Wishing you happiness

[@mammon7365]

Dude you literally just found a girl sleeping in the street and the first thing you say to her when she wakes up is "you smell good"

[@ericforsyth]

He's thirs... hungry!

[@HYDEinallcaps]

That's honestly not too far off from canon Yuri, the guy monologues about looking up an unconscious girl's skirt and I still can't tell if he was actually gonna do it or if he was just saying things to see if it will make Alice wake up.

[@catscanhavelittleasalami]

@@HYDEinallcaps ah good old" Japan.

[@Rosetintedwater]

​@@HYDEinallcapsplease enlighten me, I've never heard of this. is this a fan game? That would makes sense, because you can't expect people to take this seriously

[@ps2vhs223]

@@Rosetintedwaterhe’s referring to Shadow Hearts on the PS2. not sure how it came up here

[@manny27392]

These people never actually spoke in their entire lives before being asked to do voice acting for Chaos Wars, please understand, they had just landed on planet Earth.

[@Randomshiet-xv4pf]

how the fuck do you appear anywhere am i schizophrenic who the fuck are you are you following me

[@HaroldAceveda]

Coming to you from Planet Earth

[@tintor2]

"sounds like a girl. I'll check it out." You are not fooling anybody, buddy

[@notatrollll]

"haha, this lady is sleeping on the street" Honestly it sounds like the kinda dialogue and acting in those cheezy porn intros.

[@dinathefossilfighter]

This Uru fellow needs to be on a watch list or something.

[@sertackartal9180]

​@@dinathefossilfighter Especially at that part where he said "You smell good"

[@macaroll]

​@@dinathefossilfighter Technically Nicole/Nicolai from the Vatican is after him. That is because he can transform into many monster souls in Shadow Hearts and even has the title "Godslayer".

[@LowTierSp00k_MB]

​@@sertackartal9180no diddy

[@danielgusarov2020]

"You smell good" i died from laughter

[@diycorner2799]

DatFatCat + ikr 😂😂

[@BubbleArcadia]

Sigh...

[@girlyknight8817]

Best pick up line ever or introduction?

[@ciontachthecthonicchampion3576]

When he tries to flirt with girls to make himself seem straight, but he doesn’t know what to say…

[@feistygandhi]

I'M ZEPETTE............... HER ONCLE.

[@Potatosaremyfriends1]

Thats too bad.

[@BubbleArcadia]

That's literally what he said! Not even Gepetto.

[@ciontachthecthonicchampion3576]

Bro said it like uru kept forgetting who he is and he had to remind him 10 times

[@3twibles4sweetrevenge]

And he frowns 😂 ​@@Potatosaremyfriends1

[@williameich2751]

"sounds like a girl. I'll check it out." and do what? Her nails and make up?

[@DemraSynfata]

"im gepetto.... .... .... her uncle." "ohthatstoobad >:c" hes going to have to do gepettos hair and nails too now

[@blainealexander5091]

William Eich -- lmao

[@Otto_Von_Beansmarck]

No he didn't say Gepetto he said Gepett@@DemraSynfata

[@TheHippyProductions]

no you silly betch her has split ends that need attending to~

[@lewis9s]

*HA HA THIS LADY IS SLEEPING ON THE STREET!*

[@Floppa-G]

“Hmmm let’s see what am I hungry for?” 💅

[@nightslasher9384]

The only best voice acting was the screaming, and it sound somewhat natural.

[@MuffinMansBro]

...Maybe because it WAS natural! :O

[@nightslasher9384]

:O Duh, duh, duh!

[@MuffinMansBro]

I do hope they escaped safely in the end....

[@nightslasher9384]

D:

[@ericforsyth]

Probably because it most likely was lifted from the Japanese original, no need to dub a scream. Even the scream isn't that good, however.

[@awkwardpuppyeyes8262]

"They're gone now. You smell good"

[@mikumin727]

noragami stuff

[@CallMeLethano]

That's too bad.

[@uhoh424]

Mr Streamy hey uru! Dont leave me

[@CodeAikawa]

Lmfao he disappointed

[@noko1340]

Uru sounds like Pinocchio from the new movie

[@thegoblin4948]

Not helped by the fact that there's even a Gepetto in this thing

[@BrocksJellyFilledDoughnuts]

@@noko1340 worldussy

[@cloudline_100]

FATHER WHEN CAN I LEAVE TO BE ON MY OOWWNNNN 🔥

[@Down10]

Forget about investing in professional talent. It sounds like they didn't even invest in brewing a pot of coffee.

[@guitarheromorello]

I bet the Karen VA needed it because it sounds like she's tired.

[@BrocksJellyFilledDoughnuts]

My man Uru is the type of guy to shock everyone at the family function by pulling up with a loving wife and kids 💀🙏🏾

[@Niko-bz3df]

Lmao

[@Marcus-uz1mr]

this one of the craziest comments ive ever seen lol

[@DakotaofRaptors]

Then to no one's surprise they divorce and he cuts all contact to move with his boyfriend in Tahiti

[@FungIsSquish]

@@DakotaofRaptors😐

[@macaroll]

@@BrocksJellyFilledDoughnuts It's funny 'cause Alice IS his girlfriend in Shadow Hearts!

[@StarbitzTheSpookyClown]

Uru sounds like he’s trying convince everyone around he’s straight, but the closet is made of clear glass

[@nintendogurkan9055]

Karen's voice actor sounds like she's having the most boring day of her entire life

[@hotkoolaid_1651]

*y o u s m e l l g o o d*

[@RaTcHeT302]

*s n o r f*

[@lrgogo1517]

Karen got that Google Translate audio flow

[@Hikaruai]

I want to get a job where I'm allowed to be this awful ahaha this is great

[@phillipwattsjr.4714]

That's easy--all you have to do is be a friend or relative of the person in charge! After all, that's how everybody voicing this game got the job!

[@beautifulrhinestone6752]

the budget was so low that the person inchared used family members for the acting

[@beautifulrhinestone6752]

the budget was so low that the person inchared used family members for the acting

[@Zak-tk8wv]

lol

[@Kawayolnyo]

Apply for Echo-S modding project.

[@elcapitan008]

"Sounds like a girl, I'll go check it out" **PRESS X TO DOUBT**

[@RySenkari]

Chris Jelinek literally could have gone to the high school in his town and asked the drama club to dub the voices for this game and would have gotten better performances.

[@partickstwart5978]

Hell, not even the drama club. He could have just walked into any random classroom, said "Who wants to be in a video game?" and found more quality then we see here.

[@Takimeko]

Not gonna lie that sounds like it'd be the greatest experiment ever.

[@andrew_the_artist]

​@@TakimekoNow I wonder if that'd work well.

[@Takimeko]

@@andrew_the_artist I think the closest we've gotten is the 80s Astro Boy dub, and pretty much any dub that came out of North Carolina back in the 90s and 2000s (specifically: Coastal Carolina Sound Studios and Swirl Recording), where a lot of the voices for those dubs were just amateur local theatre performers.

[@swaggerlevel90001]

i've heard fandubs better than this.

[@staraspect1118]

Dyce Averruncus * IKR

[@thejedisonic67]

I've heard abridged parody dubs better than this.

[@Cinko420]

Dyce Averruncus * I've seen Animation Memes better than this.

[@PoloRossi]

Cinko515 I’ve heard text to speech dubs better than this.

[@richardgibson8403]

Dyce Averruncus * I’VE COME TO MAKE

[@mattmanguy]

"We need to hurwi, everyone's wading fuh uz..." "Da bag alley!"

[@Sagninaw]

Main cast Karen : literally sounds like she drank a whole bottle of NyQuil Uru : literally has the stereotypical Twink voice Alice : A nun that blacked out in a alleyway and was left there for a literal week without being help Gepetto : relative of alice that was literally just standing a foot from his neice but doesn't do anything

[@TheRealSuperKirby]

Reccomending me this while im practicing voice acting and singing was uncalled for youtube

[@Kettz]

They're gone now. You smell good.

[@SupernovaOneFourOne]

...this can't be real. This is a joke right?

[@DemonFoxAkira]

No.......No, it's not. O.o

[@Crimsonchado]

Scenes far worst than this in chaos wars. I guess all the budget went to disgaea 3 LOL.

[@leeannvan1422]

No. I found this by watch mojo :p

[@icebear6757]

That's too bad.

[@dylanbuck4164]

+Agiri Wow this lad Quest is at my school, great guy

[@0Zetsubou]

like the hungry guy with beavis accent said: -that's too bad.

[@Linkminer00]

Fucking glorious. I wonder what other Japanese games would be like with dubs like these, just imagine this cast dubbing Xenoblade Chronicles.

[@jimdandy6336]

Linkminer00 or persona 5.

[@thecakegarden5324]

I would laugh at literally every cutscene.

[@pikachu896]

*Shulk approaches unconscious Melia* "Haha, this lady is sleeping on Makna Forest."

[@gabierlr8043]

Karen always sounds like she just woke up

[@Vulkan477]

Karen sounds like a text to speech bot

[@thegoblin4948]

"I'm Gepetto..." "..." *three days later* "...her uncle"

[@StarbitzTheSpookyClown]

“That’s too bad.”

[@AJTheSilence]

Alice joined as an ally.

[@Marysquid]

Uru sounds like a generic gay guy XD

[@artheaux666]

THIS 😂😂

[@snipsnip9442]

*IKR???*

[@Appleboy78165]

Pretty much lol

[@thecakegarden5324]

Yes he does, good sir/madam.

[@hanfei6871]

SO TRUE WHY

[@GraceJeniferKarli-kg9tr]

1:44 Alice have a sounds like Google Translate

[@Optimus6128]

I just love bad voice acting in games. Totally made my day!

[@Kaazzoo_]

“Came from the bagally!”

[@Takimeko]

0:16 That scream tho

[@kingmonster]

Oh god...Oh god...so bad it hurts......

[@glitchmaster2672]

Haha, this lady is sleeping on the street.

[@ImSquiggs]

Sakamoto!!

[@DiosBabilonia]

"I prefer the dub because I don't like reading subtitles" The dub:

[@lolzu]

This is beautiful tho

[@Comkill117]

I prefer the dub *because it’s hot garbage.*

[@NanoscopicSize]

Lol, though seeing this made me notice how much better dubs have gotten over the years.

[@super---.]

​@@NanoscopicSize Have they?

[@HYDEinallcaps]

@@super---. No, not at all.

[@Ginfeldi]

"Screaming? It came from the backalley" Karen said with emotion

[@victorhernandez8723]

The video game voice acting equivalent to Troll 2.

[@swaggerlevel90001]

uru sounds fruitier than a pack of skittles

[@mogechichioppai]

OMG not only the voice act is atrocious but also the dialogue is terrible. "They're gone now, you smell nice" wtf?

[@jimdandy6336]

moxie girl I turned the audio from English to Japanese and I couldn't follow the dialogue. I love this game.

[@davidnavarro4821]

Pretty rapey.

[@ShinnyTovs]

"Sounds like a girl i'll go check it out" 😍🥰💅😘😜😝💅

[@mysticvalor1403]

*HAHA. THIS LADY IS SLEEPING ON THE STREET.*

[@sleepyvivo5466]

Ai'M GhepPPPpeTte, hUrr OncLe that's too bad

[@petermanfox2535]

The delivery of the guy laughing at the girl sleeping on the street for no reason hit me like a truck, and it just kept going downhill from there, I wish games like this one still existed.

[@SylentVoidkeeper]

THIS MUSIC TRACK EVERY CUTSCENE

[@CrazyFriendlyGamerAlex]

As far as I know there weren't many tracks during the entire game

[@Aleksa-uz2qs]

Im her uncle Thats too bad

[@AngelCopout]

You know it may be terrible but because of that, it stayed memorable 😅

[@minhiadventures]

Haw.haw. this lady is sleeping on the street. I'm zepette...her ONCLE!! And everything karen said is just hilarious xD

[@mooparr]

It came from the backalleyorwhatever.....

[@phillipwattsjr.4714]

I thought it was the BAG Alley!

[@zeipheil]

Sweet Jesus. This NEEDS to have been done on purpose.

[@ttm894]

Screaming? It came from the baggellii.

[@PellerN64]

sounds like a girl .. ill go checkiout 💅💅

[@Mordecai02]

@@PellerN64 Haha, this lady is sleeping on the street.

[@NEON69420]

I’m Gepetto… *6 Decades Later* Her Uncle.

[@Gregariousness1]

thats too bad

[@ZAYXXIII]

"Ha ha this lady is sleeping on the street"💅🏻💅🏻💅🏻💅🏻💅🏻✨️✨️✨️✨️

[@zad_rasera]

It all started in REAL bad voice acting and now I'm in this rabbit hole.

[@MissingNo0001]

1:04 "you smell good" EXCUSE ME??? 🗿

[@Xx3nxX]

lady, you cant faint every time you see a little monster💅💁‍♂️

[@boogitybboo]

"They're gone now. You smell good" 💅💅

[@TheLugiaSong]

I've never heard anyone butcher the pronunciation of their own name so badly.

[@mooparr]

That's too bad. You really can call this a shitty game. You smell good.

[@Bascinet-billy]

This game feels like a class project.

[@DarkOverlord96]

In case you're wondering, the reason why this dub is so bad it's because the actors were mostly family members of the CEO of the North American publisher of the game. Yes, this whole trainwreck was the result of nepotism.

[@sneakretster]

From what I've heard it was because they had no budget and the CEO brought in the family since they could find family to do it free/for much lower payment, I don't think it was plain nepotism so much as it was just desperation.

[@TheDragonGamer25]

I would faint again if someone told me "you smell good" after i wake up

[@htenshi65]

1:18 Dreamybullxxx references!11!

[@wafudramon]

thank you paul 💀

[@g10viwho70]

You are a freaky one

[@matteobuf6880]

Detmaybejuswonineedtobass!

[@seiikei]

uru more like uwu becauee why is bro so zesty 😭🙏⁉️

[@RaTcHeT302]

uru more like URUGAY

[@Appleboy78165]

Karen sounds like a female Tommy Wiseau.

[@s.bakyhnh1756]

Oh hai, Uru

[@Ginfeldi]

It's never too late to post a reply

[@chaocobojun2098]

I don’t know why KZbin decided I should see this video but I’m glad it did. This is funny. Why is the voice acting like this? It’s madness!

[@unicornofwargaming5299]

My ears... they bleed.

[@frostbluez]

“Let’s see… what am I hungry for?” …I don’t think I even need to say the joke

[@ca_lcium]

I'm glad this gem has resurfaced again

[@CynicalGamingBlogTerry309]

Tommy wiseau voiced every single character... calling it

[@romajimamulo]

I know I'm super late, but this was all nepotism at the localization company, the director got his family to read it

[@manyyoumas]

WHY DOES URU SOUND SO FRUITY

[@genevie1998]

More than the voice acting, wtf are those dialogues 😂

[@josgretf2800]

This is the peak of voice acting and I refuse to believe otherwise.

[@weirdproq]

1:50 "I'm Gepett.................... her uncle"

[@Chesto]

Are we not going to adress the "Haha. This lady is sleeping on the street."?

[@briansilva3765]

People joke about RAD: Robot Alchemist Drive voice acting being bad, but that and it's writing sounds like masterpieces compared to this.

[@aidianajones]

Uru sounds gay and Karen sounds stoned.

[@Sircrapalot7696]

The description explains why they’re like this but I still can’t imagine how all these people are actually related to each other. They’re all so strange in their own individual ways

[@ghost_fueled_scarecrow]

The characters: *Casual conversation* The backround music: *ROCK 'N' ROLL ANGELS BRING THINE HARD ROCK HALLELUJA IN GOD'S CREATION'S SUPERNATURAL HIGH*

[@icebear6757]

Uru is fuCKING AMAZING

[@Derpy_UwU2006]

"Lady!👩 You🫵 can't🚫 faint 😩 every🔄 time⏰ you🫵 see👀 a💕 little📏 monster~!👺💕✨" 0:52✨

[@cristalm0th]

0:32 Without context, I would've assumed this was some sort of abridged dub clip. 💀

[@fluffyorange647]

start: Karen sounds more awake! After two seconds: Becomes dead inside

[@BlackbeltHitoshi]

Uru is like roger from american dad but he's not an alien.

[@Mumblejumby]

Rabbidluigi sent me here.

[@EliteLengend]

Same! Oh my gosh I'm diying XD

[@GreyCinnabons]

Help me!

[@heropon12l9]

+EliteLengend a few seconds in and im losing it XD

[@SinfulOcelot]

This must be parody of the beginning of the first Shadow Hearts game where Yuri gets all pervy about Alice when she's unconscious. One other thing, this voice acting is really awesome.

[@Ilikepotato12]

1:42 Alice's voice is more like Google Translate's

[@ayouxy]

I'm convinced they pulled a fast one on us and used a text to speech for Alice

[@zackh7450]

1:48 " im gepetto,her uncle" 😂😂😂😂😂😂bro wtf y he sound like dat