Chaos

This city's carts need some love.
Merch: CartNarcs.com

[@tsquirrel8675]

East Philly has no lazy bones, just a bunch of upstanding citizens that take the carts home instead of leaving them unattended in the lot. Great folks

[@michaelenglish2066]

but dont have a bin in philly they just use the floor

[@RetroCaptain]

I see people do that around here as well. There's a few apartments where there's gotta be dozens being used as Furniture and laundry baskets..

[@theoneandonlyroelle]

Here, in southern Ontario, they take them home, empty them, then leave them on the street…

[@CutThroatJuggalo]

Maybe they just have sticky bones.

[@tealx8462]

Hood!!!!

[@EasternSunset007]

I thought he said a tumbleweed, but it’s a “tumbleweave”!🤣😵🤣

[@gblargg]

A testament to the fine language training at the Cart Narcs Academy.

[@dickiegreenleaf750]

Me too! LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@namelessgrace6319]

@@gblargg exactly! 😆😆😆

[@chriswalsh398]

Those Korean tumbleweaves reeking havoc AGAIN!

[@richhoops2413]

OMG. So did I. Until now. 😊😊😊

[@jonnaking3054]

What a depressing place! Door-greeter, guards, etc... all look thrilled to be there

[@JohnDoe-bi5cc]

America is finished.

[@xaeo]

@@JohnDoe-bi5cc East Philly is America?! God help us.

[@deadringer333]

So you’d be thrilled to work at Walmart?

[@kevinsalesconsultant]

and no carts inside , horrible walmart employees im sure its in the hood

[@dgphi]

Very dystopian.

[@oscarkofoed534]

3:10 You can tell how annoyed they are that he's bringing them a problem and making them do their jobs.

[@Morrison_Haze]

Guy on the right seems blitzed to the gills.

[@Jaebird82]

Can you blame them? You feel like getting shot over a cart?

[@JustinTime978]

Can you blame them

[@Elicapalot63rd]

@@JustinTime978 yes and no.

[@CadgerChristmasLightShow]

@@JustinTime978 when Walmart STARTS at 15 an hour..... yes I can blame them.

[@_Volt_Ron_]

Ah, Walmart! This reminds me of a story. I had a run in with Agent Sebastian at a Walmart in Burbank a few years ago. It was around the Holidays on a busy Saturday. Normally I return the cart to a corral inside or outside. But not that day. Suddenly this short security looking guy shows up. He has a vest on. It has something written on it in big letters that spell "C A R T N A R C". And he has a phone camera on a small gimbal. That he was either holding, or it was mounted on his chest. The gimbal lets the phone camera to always remain horizontal, regardless of how he is moving. He said, "That's not where the cart goes!". I had no idea who this person was. But I figured he was doing videos for KZbin or IG. I had just finished shopping and didn't want any surprise internet fame. "Yes, your right. Let me get that and return it to the cart corral.", I said. I knew the lingo. I knew what to do. I was a courtesy clerk for Kroger back in college. Bagging groceries, collecting and returning carts was my bread and butter back then. "For being such a good sport, here's a sticker!", as he handed me a CART NARC cartoon sticker of himself. And like that, he vanished into the busy parking lot. When I got home, I told my wife about it. I also posted on social media about it. Someone recognized him from The Woody Show. We looked him up and checked out some of his videos. We've been entertained since. Don't be a lazy bones. Return you cart.

[@commondrunkard939]

Cool story

[@genocidecrusade6534]

Which video was it

[@WhosCallingPlease]

Cool story, bro.

[@commondrunkard939]

@@WhosCallingPlease lol

[@n0limitmarz]

Cap he’s not short

[@tornadogaming9625]

“She’s the waking dead” 🤣🤣🤣🤣 hella funny, I’d love to be a cart narc

[@MegaSockenschuss]

@@ugly3887 ...and the hard, almost unbearable training to become a highly professional cart narc.

[@cameronjohnson3736]

What did she say?

[@stevejoe1130]

Bruh the stuff agent Sebastian says so causally got me geekin

[@myvotemyopinion521]

​@@stevejoe1130bruh is what the blacks say..... But how did Dr Phil Destroy Sebastian Davis on his show

[@200wattstudio8]

I was just going to comment on that. lol

[@XavandSo]

Holy shit that looks unbelievably depressing.

[@gilly_axolotl]

Poverty :/

[@MotownModels]

@@Phisherman86 they "deserve" it?

[@rustyshakelford1279]

@@gilly_axolotl bullshit. Lack of pride.

[@towelie4625]

Time to make philly a more happy place. How should we start?

[@TAnimations]

That looks like a place as soon as I step foot in I already want to go home. Philly is not a very nice city. 😵‍💫

[@__1201]

7:46 I like his smartass remark after clearly expressing his concern for the stolen carts, "Thanks for your vigilance gentlemen."

[@richardreese8038]

It went way over his head lol

[@Goremachine]

I don't feel like agent Sebas meant it that way.

[@vegas9440]

Riiight.. that’s all they do is look

[@ZaC87580]

@@vegas9440 😂

[@cut--]

According to my math and stats a shopping cart In Philly is worth $32 - if you can get it to a scrapper... 🥴

[@CH-mq1kj]

Love when the Cart Narc agent looks more authoritative than the actual posted authorities.

[@AcidxAnarchy]

Lmfao

[@MalcomJuliaMorgan]

"they just take the carts while we sit here stuffing our faces with Rubins and chips."

[@AcidxAnarchy]

@TheFakeShrek they'd have to catch agent carterini first

[@beerbaron]

@TheFakeShrek how slow are you?

[@Peter-610]

@TheFakeShrek haha

[@JQAsCrustyNightSock]

One of few Cart Narcs episodes where the only normal person was the dude who got busted for leaving his cart out.

[@madatarchives8725]

They had more security then they had carts

[@My-Say]

Yeah, I never in my life saw security guards at a Walmart. This is crazy. I was at a Walmart in DC and some insane woman was giving me the 3rd degree for opening a glass case until she stopped bitching for 3 seconds so I could show her there's no locking mech on the case. She then threatened to call the cops because she thought I broke the case open because she "knows" it was locked 10 seconds earlier. I laughed at her and told her to call the cops so I can sue her shitty Walmart after the video is presented in court.

[@vegas9440]

😂😂

[@bigguy7353]

@@My-Say It's the vast rise in crime under Obiden.

[@Hausbrauen]

Yeah... and oddly these security guards looked weirder and less together than even Walmart customers. 🤣

[@dennisdonaghue1174]

It's philly

[@bubzilla6137]

Haha! That last scene with the cart laying on it's side pretty much sums up the entire video. Lol! 😂🤣🛒🪦⚰️

[@b516uck]

"Good God it's a filthy city" "How ya doin" Lol biz as usual

[@dickiegreenleaf750]

LOL!!!! Yes

[@Goldensimba815]

It’s the city of brotherly love tho lol. I live here and it’s the complete opposite. The city of shooting heroin

[@menikmati789]

7:32 he’s lucky that guard has an IQ of around 70 and has no clue he was just insulted

[@jonjonson5730]

Vigilance is defined as simply being watchful or aware of danger, not necessarily to defend against it. I'm glad your IQ is low enough that your insults to people you know nothing about mean very little.

[@antjack2602]

@@Phisherman86 indeed

[@crustykangaroo5880]

I mean what can they do? You ever been to philly before?

[@formula4002]

East Philadelphia born & raised, stealing shopping carts is where I spent most of my days 🎶

[@Destroyah5000]

If a Cart Narc goes to a parking lot when there are no carts to abandon, does he make a "SKIDDILYWEEOOO"?

[@rotyler2177]

Agent Sebastian does something called CND. Cart Narcs dance. He has never done 'the dance ' nor does he practice it because Agent Sebastian (along with myself) know there will always be Lazybones around.

[@georgetrentos2094]

One of the great philosophical questions that keeps me up at night.

[@richardreese8038]

I’m impressed as hell that you spelled the sound he makes so accurately. Pretty damn kool

[@Destroyah5000]

@@richardreese8038 I've been caught watching enough Cart Narcs videos to know how to spell the Cart Narc's call.

[@GFamPlayzz]

Only bad thing about being blessed with another Cart Narcs video is having to wait for the next one after watching it. 🙂😔

[@christianheaps9711]

Those gentlemen at the end looked very vigilant… 😂

[@DevilMaskMedia]

and fit too.

[@raterus]

Ready for the foot race against shoplifters!

[@burymeinkief]

A few days ago I actually had a dream about leaving a cart out. It was soon after waking up I realized it was a nightmare.

[@vancevance6864]

Dam, cart narcs roasting philli every chance he gets🤣🤣

[@Dr.Acula76]

Chaos explains the "city of brotherly love" perfectly

[@giordantoledo8052]

She's the walking dead 😂😂😂 we've got a tumble weave 🤣🤣🤣

[@pulakification]

Looks like a fun place to be.

[@seanthedon6996]

That little subtle "stab" at the security dudes killed me!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@OfficialSeth]

If you ever wondered what an episode of Cart Narcs would look like in the world of Idiocracy here you go.

[@Bernankruptcy]

Welcome to Cart Narcs....I Love You!

[@NevilleBamshu23]

This particular individual has left their cart unattended..

[@JDSwartout]

Yeah, and I have a feeling those folks were registering people to vote....

[@Gohogswp]

Straight up.

[@Fantastic_Six]

@@JDSwartout Exactly what they were doing....."hey sir you see this beautiful dumpster you live in?? Want more of that ?? Well were gonna get you voting D in no time flat"

[@SluggerNugget]

"How ya doing?" "Get away from me" You literally are returning carts in Hell

[@jmlw84]

pure "brotherly love" in Philadelphia 🤣

[@prndownload]

I thought she said "not good"

[@TheHightower92]

East Coast in a nutshell

[@Strummie]

@@TheHightower92 Hardly. He’s just in the armpit of the east coast.

[@Hail_Sagan]

Even if there was actually a place called hell, you would "literally" be incorrect. Shitty neighborhood is all it is, just like every other big city in the U.S.

[@wagnerisawsome]

"shes the walking dead, so we wont bother her" damn man, savage haha

[@Phisherman86]

3:19 the look of a security guard who is high as a kite and basically a sentient piece of lawn furniture

[@treflippin]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@2niceunicorns562]

I lived in Philly most of my life. I agree with you saying Philly is nasty, and depressing. It is. What a shame.

[@benf3171]

It wasn't sparkling example of a well-run city before the summer of 2020, but after it went straight into the sewer. I think everyone gave up after that. It'll take a lot of time and hard work to get back to a decent place to live, but hard work is hard to come by...

[@firingallcylinders2949]

@@benf3171 cities got worse after Covid, the economy isn't good, depression went up, crime has gone up, there's still a major drug problem in cities. Kensington looks like a zombie town. All these things factor in for a bad time.

[@arnold8746]

@@firingallcylinders2949 sad thing is that was by design.

[@dgp187]

​@@arnold8746democrat design

[@FreakyJOreo]

Dude opening the door from the outside was the best interaction😂

[@teamkube6308]

Finally someone listened and put the cart back! We need more people doing this!!!

[@seanleo3464]

“Everything about this place screams Philadelphia “ lmfao as he brings in a cart with a weave stuck in the wheels 😂🤣 poor cart ❤

[@MPK112233]

The looks on the security officers when you gave them the Weave Wheel lol hahaha

[@DamienAlexander]

Seeing this makes that fresh Prince of Philadelphia make a lot more sense.

[@mooseyman74]

"They just steal them" security guard

[@nataliapetrulli418]

One of the absolute best episodes!! 😂😂😂

[@jay-lm4we]

"And professional security obviously" 😂😂😂

[@eyemagination93]

I wish there was an Army of cart narcs across America. I'm always picking up after lazybones at my Grocery store. I park at the back of the lot and usually grab at least 2 or 3 from curbs and parking spaces on my way in. Sometimes Ill even ask older people if I can return their cart for them after they unload.

[@realcooking1833]

Be careful out there Agent!

[@Dankcarton]

"..And a little bit sexy" 😂you crack me up agent Sebastian, god bless the hard work you do out there.

[@melaneymcfarland6123]

"tumbleweave"😂😂😂 priceless

[@Heyman1982]

Isn’t so much more pleasant to live life like that gentleman

[@nosidezero]

The Philly Walmart is literally purgatory

[@ShannonDowty]

Bahhhaaaa!!!

[@chrisjamessfsd]

'and professional security, obviously' lmao...i'm like, where??!! lol

[@NoHuddleHawkeyes]

3:16 leaning security guard is high AF

[@M2Mil7er]

He _is_ lean.

[@Hausbrauen]

He literally looks like he's about to fall over... someone secure that security guard! 😅

[@firingallcylinders2949]

Talk about completely useless. You could 100% take something and they'd just watch.

[@ericthered976]

"And professional security obviously" LOL

[@776football]

This looks like a store that no corporate employees ever go to do surprise visits in 😂

[@porksword4]

I fkn lost it when he said oh man looks like we've got a tumble weve bahahaha

[@magicjohnsonsmagicjohnson]

You didn’t have to roast that first lady that hard🤣🤣

[@gloomjesussecretaccount]

With a philly’s reputation I am happily surprised by the fact everyone was so friendly and understanding

[@TheRealDemocat]

just knowing this is a real place and those are real people is so depressing, just burn it all down and start over already, that place is beyond saving.

[@raw_si_siht]

Agreed and Co-Signed.

[@thomd1773]

I was born and raised in Philly, the city i once knew is dead. You are right.

[@JimDandy69]

coming to your town very soon!

[@Hausbrauen]

If better-off places don't learn how to protect themselves from becoming exactly like this (or worse), it'll happen where you live soon enough.

[@DanMorgan-bh5fv]

@@JimDandy69 Yeah if you vote for Bidenomnics

[@jasonk446]

I live near Philly and went to school there. I can say first hand that Philly is the dirtiest city I've ever been in. The people there live like animals. Just throw trash everywhere as they're walking down the street. You even make eye contact with someone, you'll get verbally or physically assaulted.

[@555dking]

Sadly I agree. Rochester NY is also up there

[@1realtruthrightnow742]

And thats EXACTLY why I moved to Bucks county 10 years ago

[@GolfInHawaii69]

And why I moved to hawaii😅

[@myvotemyopinion521]

Pretty sure your just a pansy

[@myvotemyopinion521]

You look like you prefer west PA with the junkies

[@dannyc7227]

The “walking dead”. Sheesh that was a cold line lol. Damn.

[@AvgJoeWatchReviews]

“Everything about this place breathes Philadelphia “ says the Cart Narc. Spot on!!! It’s become a ghetto sadly.

[@MarkPlotkin-df8cn]

The cart narcs there everywhere and thanks for that I always put my cart back ❤😊

[@jeffcozins7733]

No carts, no carts. What ya gonna do?

[@Richiesrant]

If those security guards had even 1/10th the training of a certified cart narc, you'd see all kinds of carts on premises!

[@Musetii]

Also what a dump. Lots of pride and brotherly love.

[@davidthomas9849]

A tumble weave lol 😂 😆 😝… I’ve heard it all!!!!!

[@salenstormwing]

Well, that was weird... a Cart Narc video featuring a lack of Carts. What the heck. Time to call the Cart Detectives to find those Cart Rustlers.

[@TheGreatMoonFrog]

This is where Cart Narc finds his first super villain, the U-haul Cart Thief.

[@TheGreatMoonFrog]

This is what happens to a city when there's no cart narc. He arrived too late.

[@austinharper57]

The security guards should probably secure the carts

[@ronmessico8012]

lol@Sebastian and his sly remarks "classic Philadelphia", "Such a dirty city" 🤣🤣

[@jamesfrench7299]

I returned my first batch of trolleys here in Australia the other night. I hope others are inspired to.

[@ikasas12]

lol "tumble weave" "walking dead", this one has some bangers

[@nothankyou]

A somber tale from a cartless neighbourhood

[@Crow_T_Robot]

Somewhere there's a castle built of carts with a bunch of hobos hording them.

[@anthonystapleton4087]

"Her last days on earth".......im dying!!

[@lethalwolf7455]

Sad for Philadelphia, my Dad grew up their in the 40s and was a great town

[@philobetto5106]

we need a Graffiti narc, ''Art Narcs''

[@miguel-h]

😂👆

[@Destroyah5000]

That's an excellent name for guys who catch digital art theives!

[@Sov92]

"tumble weave" I'm dead 🤣

[@RazPerignon]

“We got a weave issue that needs to be addressed “

[@chrisp2813]

“Tumbleweave” is diabolical 😂😂😂

[@ericagardens1234]

No wonder Will needed to go live with uncle phil and aunt viv. Sheesh

[@Dr.Patriot6802]

That security guard $hît was hilarious!!

[@keithdouggosse2181]

Common problem people are using the carts when they are done shopping to take to the bus stop. I often see dozens end up on a grassy area beside a bus stop driven together in rows just as they would in a shopping corral

[@firingallcylinders2949]

I see homeless people using them to carry their junk all the time.

[@stevorules1820]

As someone who's taken the bus I've done that but only at the bus stop by the store if it was right there just off the lot.

[@kevorka3281]

Bubbles from the Trailer Park has been stealing all the carts here

[@livinginthepines]

I would cry if I had to shop there.

[@doc7434]

The philly comments had me rolling. Very similar to parts of Atlanta.

[@sandeedriver1941]

Philadelphia Pennsylvania Wal-Mart employees receive the award for the most enthusiastic employees !😝

[@rakshithjp3425]

We need people with your mindset in India brother, legendary.

[@terryo9185]

Security hang out on the side of store eating and slacking off, U-Haul trucks load up on the carts, Agent Sébastien, "Thanks for your vigilance", 😆😅

[@GadgetAddict]

So "it's always sunny" is based on true life?

[@CLJ7696]

It's always sunny seems like a glamorized version of this video😆

[@firestarter9085]

I love how you just subtly shit on Philly LMAO

[@Uputz]

After watching this makes me feel proud of my local walmart.

[@sethgordon2057]

"Thanks for your vigilance fellas." Ahahaha I'm dieing!

[@vegas9440]

The parking lot itself would deter me from shopping there. I pull right back out and find somewhere else to shop

[@truckerkevthepaidtourist]

Filthydelphia

[@vegas9440]

@@truckerkevthepaidtourist that sums it up

[@firingallcylinders2949]

Yea people just don't care

[@NickDoobs]

"I'm in charge of the carts, obviously."

[@SundayVenom]

A Tumble Weave 😂😂😂😂😂

[@c420yr]

2:10 Oooohhhh we got a tumbleweave!!!! Lol

[@NG..]

The city of brotherly love.

[@1994CPK]

brothah luv yo

[@HarryNicNicholas]

"to make her last days on earth a little more easy" the narcoteers are among the most thoughtful of cynics anywhere in the galaxy. even in death there is a squeaky wheel.

[@tylervilbert5071]

Bro come to St. Louis! You would have a blast with all the lazy bones around here

[@jamesaust3272]

"This isn't the nicest Walmart in Philadelphia" This dude has a MASSIVE life insurance plan that he wants NOW

[@Rucky888]

Theres nice parts of Philadelphia?

[@litarea]

@@Rucky888 Almost. But there certainly aren't any nice Walmarts in Philly.

[@MarkPlotkin-df8cn]

That tall guy in yellow hat was in a parking wars episode ❤😊

[@liquid5555]

I love agent Sebastian.

[@Flatfourdetailing]

This Walmart was like a battlefield

[@bunnybbunnyb9049]

I realize why home depot uses plastic carts so they don't get stolen for scrap

[@RyDawg084]

“somebody’s weave got stuck in the wheel there” LoL 🤣

[@uberdump]

I wouldn't fancy my chances with security running after me there!